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00:00:05Last week, Hypernosis was being acquired by Cupertino.
00:00:08It's not happening.
00:00:09I did meet a Danish CFO.
00:00:12Of course, we use protection.
00:00:13What can Hypernosis do to help us win our next war?
00:00:16We represent America's veterans.
00:00:18I told you they were from the VA.
00:00:20I need a sexy new client.
00:00:22I was in there and I saw you take that thing.
00:00:24You've been running a magnificent scam on all your clients.
00:00:27My company, we harvest your data.
00:00:29Like how you and your ex-husband both try to dodge custody of the kid.
00:01:04Oh, my goodness.
00:01:08I'll be right back to you.
00:01:14I'll be right back to you.
00:01:20Oh, that came true.
00:01:38audio message to jojo therapy hey making sure you're getting my messages uh for the next
00:01:49session tomorrow i was hoping maybe you could come up with a list of your like real thoroughbred
00:01:55clients from your stable super super excited about this next chapter in our alliance yeah
00:02:05we'll do some spark flinging and idea splashing
00:02:13okay text me unless you're uh under something heavy are you uh kidding
00:02:22obviously it's duncan
00:02:25how are my ketones 0.3 millimolar
00:02:29too many gojis in my slurry i told you i mean i don't think it's the gojis what the hell
00:02:33where
00:02:33is my one by oh um i don't know my one by
00:02:42where's thelma where's thelma thelma thelma the tungsten cube i showed you yesterday yeah remember
00:02:49where is it i don't know where the coop is did you take my cube thelma listen i i'm not
00:02:56accusing
00:02:57you i know it's cliche but we were just talking about it no no thelma brain food only fish with
00:03:05the good omega 3 the atlantic nova maybe that's okay thank you she's okay she's not she's so much
00:03:14cute this is what you once said about you he yelled it out nothing worse nothing worse
00:03:19really she fucked a great day
00:03:28run if you're gonna run jamie's task forces this morning
00:03:34it's time to think endowment gifts stanford's not taking this one for free
00:03:38okay
00:03:48hey duncan
00:03:50hey duncan oh jesus nana your paparazzi now well you weren't taking my calls i can't find the
00:03:57stock app on this thing concerns about your price no just doing fiduciary hygiene well markets are
00:04:03closed today it's labor day oh well when's ceo day huh but hey but some of us are on a
00:04:08dead
00:04:08line so off the record in the lockbox any comment on the crupertino acquisition
00:04:14come on man you started this our talk's still going ahead what's happening you know after your
00:04:19last article came out a lot of people thought it was me who leaked the rumor maybe your lockbox
00:04:24is in need of uh rejuvenation hey can we stop running please i understand an american diet
00:04:32duncan please
00:04:38duncan no one knew that you were the source not from me anyway good and if you want anything else
00:04:43about me from me you're gonna need to stay my deep throat okay
00:04:48no you're my deep throat anyway you like it nana
00:04:58audio message to jojo therapy hey um just to say you could hit me back i'm anxious okay man anxious
00:05:07i want a gun okay but honey they said they caught they think they did well ma'am if you
00:05:20have any
00:05:20additional information you caught a guy not the guy are you hungry eat something my child sleeps down
00:05:27there okay i mean what if this guy is still out there lurking waiting you can eat more than that
00:05:33see this is why your tummy hates you looks like he tried to break the seal with this that's my
00:05:38pippin this is oh my god this is an original broadway cast recording wow look at that trashed i'm sorry
00:05:48that's just you know he must have come in through the waiting room how many times have i asked alvin
00:05:53to fix that lock i mean if he won't fix it i'm sorry but what choice do we have but
00:05:57a gun okay well
00:05:58true alvin our landlord we asked him to put an alarm as well and we're gonna he's done nothing okay
00:06:03but we're gonna talk to him obviously okay no gun i'm not living in a home with an instrument of
00:06:10death no offense you rent
00:06:18you may not be taking this seriously enough i think you're being a little bit irrational
00:06:22to tell you the truth oh wake up gary we work with several ultra rich clients i mean people
00:06:27on the radar of cabals and and cartels and conglomerates i mean you don't think that that
00:06:33one of their rivals might plant a listening device in their therapist's office i don't i mean cia does
00:06:39it all the time the cia yes the cia okay there is a batch of klonopin upstairs it's going to
00:06:47help
00:06:47i don't want a klonopin gary i want a fucking gun i never get anything i want we still have
00:06:52all the old furniture from your first marriage yeah fine fine well now i want a gun
00:07:17i nearly socked lorraine when she signed me up to be a whore
00:07:22winningidea.com that's winning with a y by the way like whining but more horrible
00:07:27mm-hmm yeah i don't know that site people pay 15 grand to pitch their winning idea to ceo types
00:07:36like me 15 minutes but what halfway decent ceo has 15 minutes to burn so basically it's a parade
00:07:43of shit ceos or bored retired types like me it triggered me like a fire alarm at a at a
00:07:50fireworks
00:07:51factory that's how bad it triggered me never again it's okay carl we we
00:07:57we all feel that way uh sometimes horrible people who have no uh boundaries no manners
00:08:04no integrity we we want to lash out and sometimes we even fantasize about hurting
00:08:10yes yes amen sister let's hurt um um yeah but uh what are some strategies that that that we could
00:08:19use
00:08:20um what about our mnemonics stop stop stop yeah that thing yeah that's right uh s stop t take a
00:08:29step back oh
00:08:30can i forgive me can i just the s of stop is stop the acronym is stop but the s
00:08:39of stop stands for stop
00:08:40yeah yeah that's um uh that's no that's right um s stop t take a step back o observe p
00:08:48proceed
00:08:49uh-huh mindfully it's just a a little thing to remember for when that is the s of stop is
00:08:55for stop
00:08:55correct i mean can you people pretend to dress it up a little bit i mean slow down suspend something
00:09:03i can't believe a group of professionals got into a room and landed on that probably high-fived each
00:09:10other over it you know i mean on the face of it if if i could stop i wouldn't need
00:09:15the mnemonic
00:09:15if i could stop i wouldn't need anger management i'm here because i can't stop right you did stop is
00:09:21only the first step yeah of stop of stop right stop now t okay take a step back yeah are
00:09:30you testing
00:09:31me because i think i may fail because i may start s is for start t uh throwing things carl
00:09:39a is for at
00:09:41uh r is for uh don't say i'm gonna say it don't say it i'm gonna say it retarded okay
00:09:47and the last
00:09:48t is for therapists i am going to start throwing things at retarded therapists huh i said it okay
00:09:55oh for christ's sake carl just just breathe you breathe
00:10:02but i've seen s at scores go up 15 20 with the right fungal regime but there's always side effects
00:10:09with fungus okay so retest with the hitting and getting the right sure but let's say she hits 1300
00:10:17and we're well within range for duke carnegie mary jameson lowkey favor can you try these glasses on
00:10:30wow right yes it's like worth a hundred iq points right yeah for the interview yeah
00:10:36and what if we went a bit radical with her hair maybe baltic color uh manifests individuality
00:10:46no i think she'd look like a blue-eyed pinata
00:10:52i want the first swing no sweetie i'm kidding let's talk accommodations dr gary
00:11:00yes a little preview perhaps yeah yeah um all right so uh as i said the full report promised but
00:11:09okay so boiling it down to some salient headlines um the non-verbal abstract processing average um
00:11:17but jameson does uh meet the qualifying diagnostic criteria for adhd but only just
00:11:25so double time does she get double if you'd like a significant number of applicants will have 200
00:11:31right okay i don't need it i'm not sped duncan
00:11:36remy you remember remy our admissions consultant remy will you tell him what you're thinking read the um
00:11:40endowments oh three or four million to the endowment fund uh any more starts to look like a
00:11:45right unless we're talking a new library isn't strategic generosity a bit shameless this is all such
00:11:53bullshit jamie oh she's upset about being divergent well i'm not you really just done the margin i'm
00:12:00not you want to have to take the test twice as fast as everyone else let's retest yeah sure take
00:12:06the
00:12:06neural thingy okay just see that i'll take you we'll get cheeseburgers no no cheeseburgers yeah and
00:12:11like there's nothing wrong with being on the spectrum i mean i always assume you are with me on it
00:12:16and hey who among the silicon savants are in a little divergent in the neuro right
00:12:21right i mean that's why we're so good at telling the rest of you how to shop and talk and
00:12:25stuff
00:12:25we're on the outside looking in right dr gary that's right that's a really interesting perspective
00:12:34on that um joanne never mentioned that you were on the spectrum well why was she no
00:12:42what no why would she that's uh i'm sorry i misspoke uh that's called the cognitive overload folks
00:12:47joanne is my wife joanne was texting right and i was talking to her and i just
00:12:51oh look there she is again right yeah what a relief because i thought she got hit by a truck
00:13:00uh no glad to see your phone's working uh i'm curious if uh gary is aware of your unusual
00:13:08investment strategy should i ask him
00:13:17no you don't lady you can't cancel on me you should not get to do that hello
00:13:24hey can i yeah listen uh just to apologize it was highly unprofessional of me to identify you
00:13:32as a patient in front of others it was a violation transgression crime no not a crime actually but
00:13:40she never mentioned your diagnosis to me ever i've never been diagnosed it's i'm sorry we were
00:13:48having quite an anxious morning that's joanne actually i keep meaning to get tested but um
00:13:59well i mean if you're interested that's something i could do for you sure
00:14:04i mean on the house oh great what are you doing now it's labor day gary you want to labor
00:14:09uh sure yeah today sure yeah great yeah you need the internet no no no great old school good good
00:14:18not here not here i know a great place no one will bother us even if they wanted to okay
00:14:24yeah
00:14:29okay so
00:14:30for cameras as tiny as a grain of salt
00:14:49and people your art your paintings and that pattern hiding is really freaking right
00:14:57and remember it's only the paranoia in the eyes of soon-to-be-sarys
00:15:14just pay chan ho
00:15:16just pay chan ho
00:15:18just pay chan ho
00:15:21jina chan ho
00:15:23vehicle chan yuaro ak naturao
00:15:27now blue tau
00:15:29just pay chan ho
00:15:43what's wrong gary you're looking a little green
00:15:46no no no you're one of those guys who really likes to drive
00:15:48i wasn't driving it's a self-driving car
00:15:51i mean who knows how to drive better than a car right
00:15:54right yeah yeah
00:15:55you're not a risk guy gary huh
00:15:57uh huh sure let me ask you how are you with your investments you like you like to get freaky
00:16:02with the down oh you know investing is like joanne's department mostly is it yeah oh
00:16:09lily never shuts up about my portfolio joanne must keep you abreast right uh not so much
00:16:15it's like i do more thermostats oil changes like alcohol
00:16:19that's what you want to go
00:16:23home sweet home
00:16:26everyone has a smart house right
00:16:29this one's dumb
00:16:30that whole thing on top of the house that's a faraday cage
00:16:33blocks all cellular
00:16:36here give me yours
00:16:38oh no i need to have this right now if that's okay
00:16:40but no cell phones inside
00:16:44yeah sure great could use a break
00:16:46good
00:16:46great
00:16:48yep the internet's never once popped its cherry
00:16:51i mean if you need milk the
00:16:53fridge won't tell you
00:16:54your phone won't suggest you breathe in i guess
00:16:57if you fall down and break your leg you're shit out of luck
00:16:59yeah i suppose
00:17:01let's find out how weird i am
00:17:14i confuse texture with temperature always sometimes rarely never
00:17:22like when i touch things
00:17:26always sometimes rarely never
00:17:30maybe with like fruit wet fruit you know like a melon rind so
00:17:35rarely
00:17:36i fear flowers with thorns always sometimes rarely never never
00:17:44i don't know what should i
00:17:48rarely you rarely
00:17:50i feel judged by my clothes always sometimes rarely never
00:18:10i'm sorry does that count for more
00:18:15i have difficulty waiting my turn always sometimes rarely always
00:18:31orson orson i need you right now
00:18:35i
00:18:36did you lock the door
00:18:40okay i have
00:18:42all my passwords
00:18:44saved here
00:18:46somewhere
00:18:48um on a thumb drive and i i i need to change all of them
00:18:53okay um uh hey what what what what if you just uh give me the computer password then i can
00:18:59change them all
00:19:02aren't you smart
00:19:04okay um it's your name and your birthday
00:19:15uh did you do the capital o
00:19:17i did the capital o
00:19:22that's not the right date
00:19:24well it's my birthday
00:19:25no it's not
00:19:27it
00:19:27it totally is
00:19:29it's the 11th
00:19:30no it's it's the 10th
00:19:36this is why you always call me the day after my birthday
00:19:53it's halumi's birthday
00:19:56halumi
00:19:56uh our she was your dad's
00:19:58actually um uh halumi
00:20:00uh wiener dog
00:20:02uh we scattered our ashes at the beach
00:20:05that that trip
00:20:06that we took to notsberry farm
00:20:08you remember
00:20:10yes you do
00:20:11you loved it
00:20:12that there was that um
00:20:14that mine ride with the animatronic chinese laborers
00:20:17and you wore that little
00:20:17cowboy hat i got you
00:20:21well i didn't go there for me orson jesus
00:20:23you think i had a good time at notsberry farm
00:20:29um
00:20:30why don't why don't we just do the fingerprint thing instead
00:20:33yeah
00:20:34good idea
00:20:40um like this
00:20:42um right over here
00:20:45this
00:20:46yeah
00:20:46yeah thank you
00:20:58can you hear that
00:20:59listen
00:21:03total lack of microwaves
00:21:05yeah it's
00:21:07it's a beautiful house
00:21:09duncan
00:21:11it was hamish's
00:21:13my business partner
00:21:15college roommate
00:21:18he loved it here
00:21:19we co-founded fafa
00:21:21you remember fafa
00:21:22yeah uh yeah
00:21:23uh buddy of mine met his first wife on fafa
00:21:26and i
00:21:27bought a subaru
00:21:29on fafa
00:21:30it was actually my second subaru
00:21:31got that on fafa
00:21:32nice
00:21:34okay so
00:21:35okay so i really gotta get back
00:21:36so can you run me
00:21:37yes yes
00:21:38you remember hamish
00:21:39hamish was a genius
00:21:41inept but
00:21:42you know he couldn't
00:21:45he couldn't look people in the eye
00:21:47he couldn't
00:21:48couldn't talk to people
00:21:49i talked
00:21:51for him
00:21:57dude had a horrible stutter
00:22:00yeah i would
00:22:01steal his uh
00:22:04his shoes
00:22:05his medication
00:22:06you know that kind of thing
00:22:07and uh
00:22:08he'd go
00:22:09fa fa fa
00:22:10fuck you duncan
00:22:11and that's how he came up
00:22:13with the name fa fa
00:22:14how
00:22:16he hanged himself
00:22:18oh
00:22:19right above where you're standing
00:22:20actually
00:22:21oh fuck
00:22:22you still make out
00:22:23where he uh
00:22:24carved his goodbye
00:22:26sorry
00:22:31should have been your welcome
00:22:33right
00:22:33you're welcome
00:22:34he gave me
00:22:35this house
00:22:36gave me everything
00:22:37and a chance to do it
00:22:38on my own
00:22:42yeah
00:22:45that's how
00:22:46i bought
00:22:47hypergnosis
00:22:53wish that a joanne
00:22:55back then
00:22:57let's go
00:22:58okay
00:22:58okay
00:23:02joanne deserves so much more
00:23:04and i'm not talking about you
00:23:06i'm sure you
00:23:07i'm sure you
00:23:07keep her very satisfied
00:23:10and i'm
00:23:11i'm
00:23:11i mean financially
00:23:13we're doing all right duncan
00:23:15i appreciate your concern
00:23:17you can call yourself a car
00:23:18right
00:23:19i'm gonna hang back
00:23:20and meditate
00:23:21if you just go up the hill
00:23:22you'll eventually
00:23:24get service
00:23:24okay
00:23:25wait up
00:23:26up the
00:23:26this
00:23:39okay
00:23:40what was joanne texting gary about
00:23:42uh
00:23:42well
00:23:43was it about me
00:23:44it was wasn't it
00:23:45it was about me
00:23:46no
00:23:46uh
00:23:46no it's not
00:23:47it's um
00:23:48okay
00:23:48she uh
00:23:49she wants uh
00:23:50she wants a gun
00:23:51a gun
00:23:57a gun
00:23:58yes
00:23:59a gun
00:24:12good morning
00:24:13good morning
00:24:14good morning
00:24:15we'll figure it out
00:24:16okay
00:24:26hi
00:24:26good morning girl
00:24:27good morning dr webb
00:24:30uh wondering
00:24:31what's that
00:24:33that was for lacy
00:24:35last year she was one of the ones who
00:24:36put herself in a cal trains path
00:24:40take it down bill
00:24:41or else they will all want one
00:24:50you know what they're gonna say
00:24:53clepto
00:24:54pyro
00:24:56psycho
00:24:59probably make a lot of it
00:25:01just smile if i unalive myself
00:25:03i'm just having too much fun
00:25:05you know
00:25:13what's that
00:25:14what's that
00:25:14you got no wisdom to share
00:25:19speak up
00:25:22it's embarrassing
00:25:50are you nervous
00:25:54don't be
00:25:54you're gonna be great
00:25:55not great
00:25:56you don't have to be great
00:25:57just keep expectations
00:25:59reasonable
00:26:00here i say this to my clients
00:26:02you know the story of icarus
00:26:02he um
00:26:03he tried to fly
00:26:04uh too close to the sun
00:26:06but his wings melted
00:26:07and so he fell down to earth
00:26:09and died
00:26:10but if icarus flew too low
00:26:11he'd drown
00:26:13the middle
00:26:15that
00:26:15is where you want to be
00:26:16yep
00:26:17not drowning
00:26:19not getting burned by the sun
00:26:20but hey
00:26:21you're flying
00:26:22that's cool
00:26:23okay thanks mom
00:26:27love you so much
00:26:28if you have no idea
00:26:36oh yeah
00:26:44thank you
00:26:46hey how's it going
00:26:47thank you so much
00:26:48hi
00:26:49uh name and grade
00:26:51orson stern
00:26:53ninth grade
00:26:59i'm new
00:27:00so
00:27:03uh dr webb
00:27:05uh this young man
00:27:07is in the system
00:27:08but
00:27:10hon it looks like
00:27:12your transcript
00:27:13from your last school
00:27:14never arrived
00:27:16we can't onboard you
00:27:18until we get it
00:27:19my dad was supposed to do that
00:27:21oh
00:27:21look
00:27:21can you give him a call
00:27:47um
00:27:48he didn't
00:27:49he didn't answer
00:27:50why don't you
00:27:51why don't you go
00:27:51wait in the dining hall
00:27:53someone will come
00:27:54by you
00:27:56hi
00:27:57i'm okay
00:27:58because
00:28:04i'm
00:28:05i'm
00:28:05i'm
00:28:17i'm
00:28:26i'm
00:28:38have a good day yeah um hey uh we should talk there's nothing to talk about nothing to talk
00:28:47that's that's emotional distortion and if deliberate um quite cruel
00:28:53duncan i am not doing this here it's fine that's fine follow me uh we'll talk no fine um when
00:29:02you
00:29:02were insider trading off your patients i'm sorry i'm sorry your clients when you were insider trading
00:29:07off your clients most private and confidential confidences given to you in strict confidence
00:29:13according to the rules of therapy international
00:29:16i'm just curious oh my god
00:29:24oh
00:29:32you
00:30:56Hello. Can I help you?
00:30:58Yes, hello. Hi. I've been hacked, I think. Several purchases of stocks I do not recognize.
00:31:04Oh, dear. Have a seat.
00:31:07Thank you. The sticky part is I'm a psychologist, but patients with clients come for therapy to my home office.
00:31:16Working from home. The dream?
00:31:19Yes, it is. But one of them must have got my phone and found my brokerage account.
00:31:25Okay. Let's see what we're talking about here.
00:31:28Okay. Thank you.
00:31:29Name?
00:31:31Well, I need to emphasize that the doctor-patient confidentiality thing is a worry. I mean, if it was one
00:31:41of my patients, I couldn't testify to it.
00:31:46Hmm. Sounds like a case for our pals in the fraud department. They know how to tangle with law enforcement
00:31:51and all that jazz.
00:31:53Oh, no, no, no, no. No. Um, thank you. Um, you see, at least ten of my patients could have
00:31:58done this.
00:31:59So, and five of them have dangerous, violent tendencies. I mean, they might do harm to themselves or their families.
00:32:07They could come after me. Could even come after you, Pat.
00:32:13Well, why would they come after me?
00:32:16Is there a world where we reverse the trades, like give it back?
00:32:23Well, we can't recoup your losses without a fraud report, I'm afraid.
00:32:31There weren't any losses. Only profits. It's an ethical concern. I can't be making money off my, my patients.
00:32:44Hmm. Well, you could, um, you could give the money to charity, like for psychologists.
00:33:01Or I could lose it. To protect my patient. Make a bad bet. Maybe two.
00:33:07Muddy it up? Sure. I can't advise you to do that. We have duties. Fiduciary ones.
00:33:13Yeah, yeah. I get it. I know what to do now. Great. Thank you, Pat.
00:33:20Now, would you be willing to fill out a customer satisfaction survey?
00:33:23No.
00:33:26Can you get a clearer image, Harper? This, it looks like a pile of laundry on a skateboard.
00:33:31Her phone is off, so it's probably on to you.
00:33:34Did you geofix her car?
00:33:35Yes, but the signal's very shaky. I'm only locked in on her telematics.
00:33:40What's...
00:33:41Like her car's emergency systems.
00:33:43Okay.
00:33:43Even her tire pressure monitors send out a beacon.
00:33:46Her tire pressure monitors.
00:33:48Wow.
00:33:49There's no hiding with this.
00:33:51Nice new day, by the way.
00:33:53I think this could be the hub for this project. What have we got to call it?
00:33:56Did you come up with a name yet?
00:33:57Eye in the Sky?
00:33:58Duncan.
00:33:59That's funny, but something a little more grand.
00:34:03The Dunquisition.
00:34:04That's not funny.
00:34:05The Eye of Odin.
00:34:07No.
00:34:08No, no-didn't.
00:34:09No-didn't.
00:34:10Like, hypnosis.
00:34:11Hypnosis, like G-O-N.
00:34:12No, no-didn't.
00:34:13No, no-g.
00:34:13She's on the 280, and she's getting off.
00:34:15Where is she?
00:34:17Okay.
00:34:18Where is this?
00:34:19Harper, where is that?
00:34:20Why did you turn it off?
00:34:22Just that, um, I've already given you a 360-degree profile of this woman, and this is not protecting,
00:34:29and it's not probing.
00:34:30It's straight-up stalking.
00:34:31We're not...
00:34:33We're not stalking her.
00:34:34We're stalking her car.
00:34:36Harper, she wants to buy a gun to shoot Duncan.
00:34:38That's right.
00:34:39That's right.
00:34:39This is a life or death.
00:34:41So now, can you just do your job?
00:34:43This is not my job.
00:34:44This is extra.
00:34:46How much do you make?
00:34:47$150.
00:34:47If I give you two, can we never have this conversation again?
00:34:51I would like to be CTO.
00:34:54Wow, wow.
00:34:55A threat to my physical well-being is your cue to negotiate.
00:35:00We'll discuss it at your next performance review.
00:35:03Oh, it's now.
00:35:03It sucks.
00:35:04Just get her back.
00:35:07The I of Node.
00:35:09The I of Node.
00:35:09Can we be quiet in the space, please?
00:35:11Yeah, sorry.
00:35:13The I of Node.
00:35:42The secret to success.
00:35:44Take something people already do for free and charge them for it.
00:35:47Now, you've got a business.
00:35:49I'm the founder of Brainly.
00:35:51What's your winning idea?
00:35:53Jesus Christ.
00:35:57Come on.
00:35:58Come on.
00:35:59Work is life.
00:36:00That's why I launched Deathmo.
00:36:02A reimagined work week for your business where days are numbers, not names.
00:36:07No more Mondays.
00:36:08No more Sundays.
00:36:09Just pure flow.
00:36:10What's your winning idea?
00:36:12Morons.
00:36:43What's your winning idea?
00:37:16Now, my alpha men, consider the king crab. Its shell can only strengthen in isolation. So it is with young
00:37:25men.
00:37:51Wow. Great work, champ. Worth every penny. I thought you said no one else could do what you do.
00:37:57Well, our car's off and our phone's off, so I can't track her aura. Not for nothing, but for every
00:38:02hour we run this algo, we release a ton of carbon.
00:38:05Oh, great. We'll sponsor a penguin. And if that extra 50K on your pay stub weighs heavy on your conscience,
00:38:12you'll let me know about that, too?
00:38:14Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:38:19No, they're not.
00:38:21They're literally right there.
00:38:24Come on, do it like a man.
00:38:27What the hell?
00:38:29Oh, I studied English.
00:38:31Called backspin. Backspin.
00:38:33Suck it. Suck it.
00:38:36They are playing ping pong, Januszka, in the office. I thought I told you to call off the deal with
00:38:41these bozos.
00:38:42I made an executive decision to plug my ears. You better roll out the red carpet for them.
00:38:47Or you're going to have to explain to the whole board how you turned down a quarter of a billion
00:38:52dollars.
00:38:53You're not thinking things through. What do you sell?
00:38:58Um, no, the future.
00:39:02No, Prince Michigan. Data.
00:39:04The VA has 16 million wounded heroes in its files.
00:39:10You don't think Big Pharma would want data like that?
00:39:12Well, life insurance companies are bloody commemorative coins.
00:39:18And if those data sales fund the good work of actually helping people who really do deserve it,
00:39:25maybe we can still get to heaven. Win-win.
00:39:29It just feels like without Hamish, like everyone's looking at me, waiting for me to just fall on my dick.
00:39:36No one is looking at you.
00:39:38That's supposed to make me feel better?
00:39:40Well, you want people to look at you.
00:39:42Yes, yes.
00:39:43I want them to look and see someone.
00:39:49Awesome.
00:39:50Oh, I need some competition.
00:39:52I played in spaces all over the world.
00:39:55Ruffage! Jeffrey!
00:39:59Ruffery!
00:40:00Ruffery!
00:40:03So you're making yourselves at home.
00:40:05Yeah, your offices are epic.
00:40:09Yes, thank you. Thank you.
00:40:10Well, I was thinking maybe we'd start with single-source justification.
00:40:14Basically, if we can show the DCB encounters what's unique about hypergnosis.
00:40:19We're unique as fuck.
00:40:22Great, yeah.
00:40:23Oh, Harper. Harper.
00:40:25This is our new CTO, Harper.
00:40:29And why don't you give them a look through the, uh, I have Nodin.
00:40:33Extra carbon for my friends here.
00:40:35And, uh, we'll get that data merged into our system toot suite.
00:40:39Well, uh, we can have trucks here in 72 hours if you have someone to load them.
00:40:42Sorry?
00:40:44Trucks?
00:40:45Yeah, a lot of it is, uh, is still on paper.
00:40:48Some, uh, floppy disks, too, so.
00:40:51Yeah, you know, well, like, uh, when your home movies are on VHS kind of thing.
00:40:55I don't know. This is what the money's for. Huh?
00:40:58To, uh, to upload and update.
00:41:01Paper floppy disks.
00:41:02What?
00:41:02What?
00:41:03She's, uh, parked somewhere in Milpitas.
00:41:06Do you want me to go?
00:41:08No, no, I'll do it.
00:41:09Do it.
00:41:10I, we, we just need some specs for the, uh...
00:41:13We will.
00:41:24Lucky, this is the wrong way.
00:41:26Why am I in the Bayfront Expressway?
00:41:27Well, we're working on it.
00:41:28No, where's Joanne?
00:41:30I'm turning around because of you.
00:41:31I am sorry.
00:41:31Shut, shut, shut up, shut up.
00:41:33Put an arbor on.
00:41:35Okay, okay, that makes sense.
00:41:36We're going back that way.
00:41:38Right, Homer, asshole.
00:41:39Oh, it's an EV, okay?
00:41:42I'm part of the solution, bitch.
00:41:46Oh, Joanne, you can't hide from me.
00:42:06Okay, okay, Harper says parking lot, maybe I heard her left.
00:42:09Okay, parking lot.
00:42:10We're looking left.
00:42:10That's right.
00:42:11Right, right, looking right.
00:42:13Okay, try left.
00:42:14I don't see her.
00:42:15There is nothing here.
00:42:17Okay.
00:42:17Literally, there is nothing here.
00:42:19All right, just hold tight.
00:42:20It should be there.
00:42:21Harper?
00:42:22Yeah, it should be there.
00:42:25Duncan, can you confirm?
00:42:28Duncan?
00:42:34Uh-oh.
00:42:44All right.
00:42:45Ready for some jokes?
00:42:51Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
00:42:53Because poachers cut off his arms.
00:42:55Test, please.
00:42:59Organic facial expression of positive affect.
00:43:02He smiled.
00:43:03He laughed.
00:43:04Right?
00:43:05Just like any teenage person.
00:43:07Now he just needs spots and raging hormones.
00:43:10Trophy for you, Xander.
00:43:12Thank you, Martin.
00:43:15Alexander, trophies are dopamine shortcuts.
00:43:17For those of us with dopamine.
00:43:19He's making his own dopamine.
00:43:20He's going to be a genuine friend who listens and responds to teens.
00:43:25You're in a bubble.
00:43:25You have no idea what teens today are going through.
00:43:29First turtle.
00:43:31Right.
00:43:33Trophy for Tess if you make it to school today without incident.
00:43:43Trophy for Tess.
00:45:22I don't want to sorrow you.
00:45:23Hey.
00:45:25Calm down.
00:45:26Get out!
00:45:26Calm down.
00:45:27Calm down.
00:45:27I just want to talk.
00:45:29Gary!
00:45:30No, Gary.
00:45:30Gary.
00:45:31Gary!
00:45:31He's not here.
00:45:34Okay?
00:45:34The muscle's gone.
00:45:35He took the car.
00:45:36Just...
00:45:37Joanne?
00:45:42Lift up your arms.
00:45:44Uh...
00:45:45Okay, Duncan, you...
00:45:46You have to stop breaking into my house like this.
00:45:50This is my first time.
00:45:51Okay, I'm gonna call the police.
00:45:54No, no, and I'm gonna call Nana Marks.
00:45:58You know the journalist?
00:45:59She hounds me for tips all the time.
00:46:00All I have to tell her is,
00:46:01Nana, do I have a story for you?
00:46:03Shrink turns patient's trauma into trades.
00:46:05Who wouldn't want to click that?
00:46:07Come here.
00:46:08Like that.
00:46:09Let's go.
00:46:22You think you know everything about me?
00:46:25Well, you don't.
00:46:27Firstly, that varicose vein thing?
00:46:30It was just a consultation.
00:46:31I decided not to go through with it.
00:46:34I figured.
00:46:35You don't always wear pantyhose.
00:46:37Ugh!
00:46:38Oh, my God!
00:46:40And much more importantly,
00:46:42that thing about Orson's custody.
00:46:45You have no right to any of it.
00:46:47But since you've already weaseled your way into my life,
00:46:51I...
00:46:52I wanted my son.
00:46:55It's just that...
00:46:56that Ethan told me,
00:46:58he promised that he would look after him
00:47:01while I finished my degree
00:47:02and got myself into lifelong student loan debt at 8%.
00:47:05So, and now I have a...
00:47:08a 15-year-old.
00:47:09who has no memory of the little cowboy hat I got him
00:47:12after he had a shit fit in the middle of the food court.
00:47:15So, you think you know everything
00:47:18because you have information,
00:47:21but information is not insight.
00:47:24And of that, Duncan,
00:47:25you have none.
00:47:36Don't...
00:47:37Don't do this.
00:47:40I mean, is this what you want?
00:47:42Please?
00:47:44It was just on the little insider trading.
00:47:49I'm sorry.
00:47:51I'm sorry.
00:47:54I'm so sorry.
00:47:56But you can't unfuck that bell.
00:47:58You committed a crime,
00:48:00and I'm the natural consequence of that crime.
00:48:02You are looking at this all wrong.
00:48:05I'm the best thing that's happened to you
00:48:07since Mike Abedelli finger-banged you
00:48:09at the Turtleback Zoo.
00:48:10I...
00:48:10Mike...
00:48:11What?
00:48:12What?
00:48:13How?
00:48:13That memoir you're writing,
00:48:14it's still on note, Docs.
00:48:16It's like a demon shat you into my brain.
00:48:19How many companies,
00:48:19how many billions of dollars
00:48:21have you saved or earned for your clients?
00:48:24That...
00:48:25God, come on.
00:48:25That's got to burn.
00:48:26It is JoJo's turn.
00:48:29Right?
00:48:30All I need is just one of your clients.
00:48:35Someone...
00:48:36Someone I could just do something with.
00:48:38That's it.
00:48:40And, of course, someone who's gonna...
00:48:44Get me.
00:48:47One.
00:48:55Carl Bardolph.
00:48:58Carl Bardolph.
00:49:00As in Bardolph's law?
00:49:02Bardolph?
00:49:02That...
00:49:03That Carl Bardolph?
00:49:08Oh, wow.
00:49:10Nice.
00:49:10Okay.
00:49:11Okay.
00:49:12Okay.
00:49:13Okay.
00:49:13So he wants to get back in the game.
00:49:14You know, what's his sweet spot?
00:49:15His...
00:49:16His open sesame.
00:49:17Come on.
00:49:18Joanne.
00:49:19I bet he likes it.
00:49:21People worshiping at his feet.
00:49:23Does he...
00:49:24Does he miss it?
00:49:25The glory days?
00:49:27Oh, he's a glory hound.
00:49:28Yeah, yeah.
00:49:29I'm at his feet,
00:49:30so he's at my feet.
00:49:32Yeah?
00:49:32Come on.
00:49:34Oh, come on.
00:49:35Always, sometimes, rarely, never.
00:49:45Sometimes.
00:49:50Tell me more.
00:49:56Here we go.
00:49:59Hey.
00:50:05Wow.
00:50:07Everything okay?
00:50:12Hey.
00:50:14You all right?
00:50:16Gary, um, I have to tell you something.
00:50:26So, Duncan Park...
00:50:28Oh, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:50:30Yes, um, that's on me.
00:50:33I'm so sorry about that.
00:50:36I...
00:50:37It was a slip.
00:50:38It was just a slip.
00:50:39I'm...
00:50:40I'm sorry.
00:50:41I apologized right away.
00:50:44And, um...
00:50:45Then, I...
00:50:47Gave him a free neuropsycho, Al.
00:50:52You...
00:50:54You...
00:50:54Did what?
00:50:55Why?
00:50:56That man is worth hundreds of millions of dollars.
00:51:00And he is the single most vile, arrogant, incurable...
00:51:04Okay, I see you're still activated.
00:51:06No, no, Gary.
00:51:07You have to listen to me.
00:51:08Okay, can you just let me...
00:51:10You, listen to me.
00:51:11May I, please?
00:51:11May I?
00:51:15I get it.
00:51:16I do.
00:51:17Sometimes we become resentful of our clients.
00:51:20Oh, please, tell me more.
00:51:23Professor Felder would teach me and mentor me.
00:51:27All right, sarcasm aside,
00:51:28I know a psychiatrist who was in a terrible car accident.
00:51:31He barely survived, broke his neck,
00:51:32and he lost the use of his legs
00:51:34and still went back to treat clients.
00:51:37And I asked him,
00:51:38how do you do this?
00:51:39How do you sit there and listen to people's little complaints
00:51:42after what you've been through?
00:51:43And the answer was,
00:51:46suffering is suffering.
00:51:51Gary,
00:51:52I was there when Phil told you that story.
00:51:58He was, no, you, no, you're, no, you're wrong,
00:52:02because Phil was, no, you're mistaken about that.
00:52:06But the point is that Duncan Park deserves therapy
00:52:11as much as anybody, anywhere.
00:52:14He's a human being, rich, poor.
00:52:17It doesn't matter.
00:52:22Can we stop fighting now, Joanne?
00:52:25I hate to fight with you.
00:52:29Yeah?
00:52:32Anyway.
00:52:34Here.
00:52:38I know that you feel that you don't always get what you want.
00:52:41That's not what I, I didn't mean to.
00:52:43It's okay if you did.
00:52:44I heard you.
00:52:45And I wish I could give you a better...
00:52:52Anyway.
00:52:53Here.
00:53:00You're welcome.
00:53:01Silly.
00:53:05Silly.
00:53:06Silly.
00:53:06Oh, man.
00:53:21Oh, my God.
00:53:25It's perfect.
00:53:30Yum, right?
00:53:31Mm-hmm.
00:53:32I think this is our new regular.
00:53:34Yeah.
00:53:34I sort of prefer Alpine, but this is good.
00:53:37This is good.
00:53:40Hey, Dad.
00:53:42Can't fire Thelma.
00:53:44She stole my cube, Jim Jim.
00:53:46And you've had so many nannies, anyway.
00:53:49Nope.
00:53:50It's Thelma.
00:53:52Since I was born.
00:53:53No.
00:53:54What about the hot ones when you were young?
00:53:55The shorts?
00:53:57That was Thelma.
00:53:58That was Thelma?
00:54:00Oh, really?
00:54:01Okay.
00:54:04How about this?
00:54:04You don't tell Mom about the milkshake, and I won't...
00:54:08I won't fire Thelma, okay?
00:54:10Deal.
00:54:14And also...
00:54:15Mm-hmm.
00:54:15I can get into Stanford for real without cheating.
00:54:19I don't need all the extra time, and you and Mom will have to get the money.
00:54:22Okay.
00:54:23Okay.
00:54:24It is Daddy's money.
00:54:26And, sweetie, cheating is doing it for real.
00:54:30The only real cheating is when you cheat yourself.
00:54:33Cheaters never lose.
00:54:35And losers, they never cheat.
00:54:39Okay, Dad.
00:54:58Think about the sun.
00:55:02Think about her golden glass.
00:55:10How she lights the world up well.
00:55:15Now it's your chance.
00:55:18With a guardian of splendor.
00:55:21Inviting you to dance.
00:55:27Think about the sun.
00:55:34Think about your life.
00:55:37And days are tame and nights the same.
00:55:42Think about the beauty in one perfect flame.
00:55:47And the angels of a morning are calling out to me.
00:55:55Hear, babe.
00:55:58Think about the sun.
00:56:02Hard off is in my sights.
00:56:04I feel like Jane Goodall about to shoot a silverback gorilla.
00:56:08I'm guessing you're a veteran of war.
00:56:10Did you kill anyone, Sander?
00:56:12Until we get his transcript.
00:56:14He's not our responsibility.
00:56:16Duncan Park.
00:56:17Hypernosis.
00:56:19Zero days since I've stabbed someone, Joanne.
00:56:22Do you hate me that much?
00:56:23Yes.
00:56:25What happened to your face?
00:56:26What happened to your face?
00:56:28What happened to your face?
00:56:37I nearly sucked, Lorraine, when she signed me up to be a whore.
00:56:41It triggered me like a fire alarm at a fireworks factory.
00:56:45That's how bad it triggered me.
00:56:47Never again!
00:56:49Bardolph goes to see Joanne for anger management purposes.
00:56:52He's upset at something.
00:56:55I don't know if we really know what that is yet.
00:56:58To me, some of it's just old-fashioned generational ageism,
00:57:02where he's older and he sees the younger people screwing things up.
00:57:06And she gives him a mnemonic, stop.
00:57:10S, stop, T, take a step back, O, observe, P, proceed mindfully.
00:57:17It's just a little thing to remember for when that ends.
00:57:20The S of stop is for stop, correct?
00:57:22That was actually bestowed upon one of my writers,
00:57:25and she would joke about that.
00:57:27I may start, S is for start, T, throwing thing.
00:57:32Carl.
00:57:33I think it's hysterical.
00:57:34So, from the point of view of Bardolph getting so pissed off
00:57:37on the lack of thought that went into making stop
00:57:41the first step of stop, based on a true story.
00:57:45Don't say it.
00:57:46I'm going to say it.
00:57:46Don't say it.
00:57:47I'm going to say it.
00:57:48Retarded.
00:57:48Okay.
00:57:49And the last T is for therapists.
00:57:50I am going to start doing things and retarded therapists.
00:57:57You're out.
00:57:59What was Joanne texting Jerry about?
00:58:01She wants a gun.
00:58:03A gun.
00:58:04Uh-oh.
00:58:06Also in episode two, you have a real ratcheting up of the Joanne Duncan dynamic.
00:58:13He feels like they were going to be partners,
00:58:15and now she's not returning his calls.
00:58:17She's ghosting him.
00:58:18I don't want to sorrow you.
00:58:20Duncan breaking into Joanne's house.
00:58:22First of all, it's probably my favorite scene in the season.
00:58:25I just love it.
00:58:26These two actors are duking it out in a way that's incredibly gratifying to watch.
00:58:32I just have to say, like, working with Sarah has been an absolute treat.
00:58:36You know, it's important, like, to show up every day to work
00:58:40and be inspired by the people around you to push harder and, you know, be better.
00:58:44It was just a little insider treating.
00:58:49But you can't unfuck that bell.
00:58:52You committed a crime, and I'm the natural consequence of that crime.
00:58:56It is the moment when their character's wants and needs come to a collision point.
00:59:03Joanne seemingly gives in.
00:59:05All I need is just one of your clients.
00:59:09Carl Bardolph.
00:59:11Carl Bardolph.
00:59:12We know that Carl Bardolph is violently angry
00:59:15and does not want people talking to him and worshipping at his feet.
00:59:19She does not mention that to Duncan.
00:59:20That will play out in the next episode of The Audacity.
00:59:37The Audacity.
00:59:37That will play out in the next episode of The Audacity。
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