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Georgie & Mandy's First Marriage Season 2 Episode 19
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00:01Previously on Georgia and Mandy's First Marriage.
00:03You are not gonna believe this. That was Channel 9. They just offered me a job.
00:07If you want me to chase a tornado, I will chase a tornado.
00:10Short skirt, a lot of wind, that'll get us some ratings.
00:12As a woman, I would never ask you to exploit your sexuality.
00:16But if you wanted to, I'd be very okay with it.
00:19We'll climb back into the low 70s Saturday.
00:21Can you believe that's who they replaced me with?
00:23Thanks for watching. I'm Kelly with an eye. And that eye is on your weather.
00:28She kinda looks like you.
00:29No, she doesn't.
00:35I'm Kelly with an eye. And that eye is on your weather.
00:39That ain't Mandy.
00:40I know.
00:41So you're watching her competition.
00:43Kelly's cute, and she wasn't mean to me as a kid.
00:47Well, still, we should probably switch to your sister.
00:49Mandy's not gonna know who we watched.
00:51Well, it's true. It's my house. I can watch whatever I want.
00:54Hiya.
00:55Hey! Just watching Mandy do the weather.
00:58And that wraps up our seven-day forecast.
01:00Stick around for Don with sports.
01:02I know it's not football or baseball season, but there's probably other sports.
01:07Don?
01:08Mr. McAllister, were you ever a member of the Chamber of Commerce?
01:12No, why?
01:12I got an invitation to a mixer for prospective members.
01:15I don't know. You gonna do it?
01:17Seems like it could be a good thing for the store.
01:19What's the Chamber of Commerce?
01:21Oh, it's an organization of people engaged in commerce, and...
01:27And they, they, well, they get together?
01:30And, uh, you know, a chamber?
01:34So neither of you know?
01:35Not a clue.
01:37But I will let you know as soon as I get in.
01:39Careful. This is how people get sucked into a cult.
01:42No, it ain't a cult.
01:43When your mother sold Tupperware, that was a cult.
01:50Chamber of Commerce. That sounds important.
01:53Oh, it is. It's a big deal.
01:55Are they the ones that wear the tiny hats with tassels?
01:58No. That's the Shriners.
02:01Well, who drives all the little clown cars in the parade?
02:04Also the Shriners.
02:05Oh. Maybe you should join them. You can fix all their tiny tires.
02:12I like it. Be good for business.
02:15You know what they do?
02:16Chamber of Commerce? Yeah, my barber's a member.
02:18He said it's good for networking.
02:19Wait. You have a barber?
02:21Yeah.
02:22He said the Chamber does a lot of charity stuff.
02:24Sponsors community events.
02:25Like you're bald.
02:28I'm not totally bald. I get this shaved.
02:30Why don't you shave it yourself?
02:32You want to hear about the Chamber of Commerce or not?
02:34Sorry. Go ahead.
02:36Could help us get some new clients.
02:37We'd be in their directory.
02:39We'd get a plaque to put, hey, my eyes are down here.
02:43So what do you say we go to this mixer?
02:44Do a little schmoozing.
02:46Oh.
02:46I don't see the downside.
02:48Great.
02:48Last question.
02:49About the Chamber of Commerce or my head?
02:51Never mind.
03:26There's a lady who owns a pet store.
03:29And that's the guy who runs the barbecue place with the awesome chili.
03:31Oh.
03:32I love that chili.
03:34He uses brisket instead of ground beef and...
03:37Hey, hey, hey, hey.
03:37Don't get starstruck.
03:39Gentlemen.
03:40Jerry Clemens.
03:41Clemens Hardware.
03:42Glad y'all came.
03:43Georgia Cooper.
03:44Ruben Alvarez.
03:45We took over McAllisterado.
03:47Oh.
03:48Jim McAllister's old place.
03:49I did hear that was under new management.
03:52Newer, younger, better.
03:53Just what people are saying.
03:55Any questions?
03:56A lot of people don't actually know what we do here.
03:59You're kidding.
04:00Networking, charity, community outreach.
04:03Seems pretty obvious.
04:04It did to me.
04:06So, Jerry, what do we got to do to join?
04:08Pretty simple.
04:09Just introduce yourselves around, talk to members.
04:12If you want to be involved, we're happy to have you.
04:14Great.
04:15Usually meet the first Wednesday of every month.
04:17That'll work.
04:18I mean, I've got a small child at home, but my partner here's got nothing going on.
04:22I got plenty going on.
04:25Like what?
04:26You don't know everything about me.
04:29Let's not argue in front of Jerry, okay?
04:32All right, fellas.
04:33We'll talk later.
04:36Why do you put me down in front of other people?
04:39I wasn't putting you down.
04:40Yes, you were.
04:41Hey, how about after this I take you out for some of that chili?
04:45That'd be nice.
04:53So, me and Ruben raised the money from friends and family, and we bought the place.
04:57Impressive.
04:57You don't look much older than my son.
04:59I'm 21.
05:0121?
05:01That would make you our youngest member.
05:03I'd probably be your first Puerto Rican member.
05:05That's my background.
05:07A real-life immigrant success story.
05:09Oh.
05:10Where were you born?
05:12Here?
05:13Well, it'd be great to have some fresh faces join us.
05:17Don't get any fresher than this.
05:19Or this.
05:21Believe it or not, he got a haircut for y'all.
05:25What did we just talk about?
05:30Jim, do you want to go to the nursery with me tomorrow?
05:32I want to replant those azaleas.
05:35You sure?
05:35The weather forecast said it looks like rain.
05:38Aw.
05:38Sounds like somebody watched me.
05:40It sure does.
05:43Hey.
05:44Hey!
05:44How was the mixer?
05:45Great.
05:46You're looking at the youngest member ever of the Medford Chamber of Commerce.
05:50Wow.
05:50Congratulations.
05:52Before I got there, the youngest one was like 32.
05:54Oh.
05:55That's the same age as...
05:56Watch it.
05:5832 ain't old.
05:59Everyone else there was like in their fifties.
06:01Watch it.
06:02Well, good for you, Georgie.
06:04They love me.
06:05One lady pinched my cheek and called me plucky.
06:08Careful.
06:08He does like older women.
06:12Anyways, it got me thinking.
06:13Maybe there's a new story here.
06:16You mean you?
06:18It's pretty inspirational when you think about it.
06:20Oh, honey, I'm really proud of you, but I'm trying to do more edgy stories.
06:24Didn't you just do one about a dog with wheels for hind legs?
06:29Yeah.
06:29He bit a kid and rolled away.
06:31Edgy.
06:33I'm just saying, it's a great story.
06:34A high school dropout making good.
06:36Please don't go on TV and tell people you're a high school dropout.
06:40I ain't ashamed.
06:42No, you really ain't.
06:48Mandy said I wasn't newsworthy, but on that Doogie Howser show, folks loved that he was the youngest guy in
06:53his profession.
06:54I never watched that show.
06:55He was a doctor and a teenager.
06:58He lost his first patient and his virginity on the same day.
07:02Do you have a point?
07:03Being young is a good story.
07:06News people did all kinds of stuff about Sheldon when he was a kid.
07:08He was a science genius.
07:10And I'm a tire genius.
07:13Mandy's not the only news lady in town.
07:16There's that Kelly girl on Channel 7.
07:18I can't call her. She's Mandy's competition.
07:20I guess.
07:23What if you called her?
07:24Mandy be mad at me.
07:27Not just a tire genius.
07:33Hey, how was work?
07:35Good.
07:37Look, just so you know, I'm really sorry I couldn't help you out.
07:40It's okay.
07:41And just so you know, Channel 7 thinks I am a story.
07:45Excuse me?
07:46Yeah, that Kelly girl said it's perfect for her.
07:48I'm sorry, Kelly?
07:50Yeah, you know, with an eye.
07:52Oh, I know Kelly with an eye.
07:54I hate Kelly with an eye.
07:56How does she know about you?
07:57Did you call her?
07:58No, ma'am. I most certainly did not call her.
08:00So Ruben called her.
08:02Dang, you do have a nose for the nose.
08:04God, what the hell, Georgie?
08:06How would you feel if I bought tires from Fagenbacher?
08:08I feel like you're throwing your money away
08:09because you get a family discount with me.
08:11That is not the point.
08:13She's just trying to embarrass me.
08:16I came to you first. You said no.
08:18You are not doing that interview.
08:19You can't stop me.
08:22You know what?
08:24You're right.
08:26You do whatever you want.
08:30It's your decision.
08:38Okay, she may have stopped me.
08:43Mandy would do whatever she wanted
08:46if she thought it was good for her career.
08:48Wood has will again.
08:51So she can't be mad if I do the interview?
08:53Can, will, gonna be.
08:56See?
08:57Stuff like this is the reason why I'm not married.
08:59No, the reason you're not married is no one wants to marry you.
09:02So what should I do?
09:05Well, before I fight with Audrey, I always ask myself,
09:08is it worth it?
09:10I've heard you fight about pillows on the bed.
09:12There's too many.
09:14Pro pillows, shams, I don't know what's going on.
09:17Well, a news story is free advertising, so yeah, it's worth it.
09:21And for your information, there were two girls who wanted to marry me.
09:24What happened?
09:25They found out about each other.
09:31If this run continues, we can expect rain all weekend.
09:35I would be the father of her children.
09:37This is normally the time when I do my Eye on Medford segment,
09:41where we focus on folks in the community.
09:43But, unfortunately, we had a last-minute cancellation.
09:47Apparently, our guest is married to the weather girl on our rival station,
09:52and she told him he wasn't allowed to do it.
09:56I don't want to name names, but she's on Channel 9.
10:00Oh, no.
10:01Oh, no? How about Oh Baby?
10:12What the hell, Georgie? You told Kelly I wouldn't let you do it?
10:15You wouldn't let me do it.
10:16Well, she didn't mean to know that.
10:18I didn't know she was going to blab it on TV.
10:20Do you know how this makes me look?
10:22I do, but now does not seem like the time to say it.
10:26You could have said you were sick or busy or anything else.
10:30All I did was tell the truth.
10:36Can you give us some privacy?
10:37I've heard y'all fight before. It's fine.
10:40Dad?
10:41I'm hungry. This is where the food is.
10:44You didn't want me to do the interview. I didn't do it. You're welcome.
10:47She embarrassed me on television.
10:49Nah, she didn't even say your name.
10:52So you watched her?
10:55I probably snacked too much.
11:03You wanted to see me?
11:04Close the door.
11:11So I guess you saw what Kelly said.
11:13Sure did.
11:15Well, I just want you to know that I will rise above this.
11:19Unlike her, I can behave in a professional manner.
11:21Why on earth would you do that?
11:25Wait, what?
11:26This is ratings gold. Hit back. Get down in the mud and roll around with that skank.
11:31Uh, but if I say something, won't she just swing back harder?
11:34Do you not know how feuds work?
11:38No, I mean, of course I do.
11:40I made a lot of girls cry in my heyday.
11:42Girls who look like you always do.
11:50That storm front petered out.
11:52Looks like it'll be a beautiful weekend for folks to catch up on some gardening.
11:56So get out there with a watering can, a rake, and like that bimbo who does the weather for Channel
12:017.
12:02A hoe.
12:04I raced her better than this.
12:07If it helps, you knocked it out of the park with me.
12:10So, Kelly with an eye, I'll make a deal with you.
12:13You don't talk about my marriage, and I won't talk about your nose job.
12:18For Channel 9 News, I'm Manny McAllister, and this is my real nose.
12:25Pretty mean.
12:27You know what they say, do what you love, never work a day in your life.
12:34When we went to commercial, the whole crew applauded.
12:37Good for you.
12:39You know, after all that trash talk I did in high school, it is nice to know I still got
12:43it.
12:45Ain't you worried that Kelly's gonna swing back?
12:47No, let her.
12:48I found the yearbook picture with her old nose, you could have vacuumed the floor with that thing.
12:52Man, I'm glad I didn't know you in high school.
12:55Yeah, with that accent, I would have torn you apart.
12:58You know, this is good for Kelly, too.
13:00It's like Nancy Kerrigan and Tonya Harding.
13:03I mean, nobody cared about ice skating until those two started going at each other.
13:07Didn't one of them break the other one's kneecap?
13:09Yeah, and we're still talking about it.
13:17Check it out, we're official.
13:20Nice.
13:21We're not really going to those meetings, are we?
13:23Nah, we got the plaque hanging up, we're good.
13:26Hey, welcome to McAllister.
13:28Oh.
13:29I was hoping we could talk.
13:31Wow, you're even prettier in person.
13:34I have a boyfriend.
13:36Could have two.
13:37I know you and my wife are having a thing, but I don't want to be a part of it.
13:41I understand. I come in peace.
13:45Okay, so...
13:46I know, I fired the first shot. I was angry you canceled last minute.
13:50I told him not to.
13:52Does he listen to me?
13:53Dude!
13:54I did.
13:55Don't you have work to do?
13:56Fine, but we're talking about this later.
14:00Look, I would really just like this to be over.
14:03Why aren't you saying this to Mandy?
14:05Honestly, she's a little scary.
14:07I heard she punched a woman in church.
14:09Oh, that.
14:10So it's true.
14:13Yeah, but it's Texas. I've been punched in church.
14:16Doesn't matter.
14:18I just worry she and I are setting a bad example.
14:21Women shouldn't be tearing each other down.
14:22We should be lifting each other up.
14:24Amen, sister.
14:31Did you watch Kelly?
14:33No, Georgie made us watch you.
14:36Don't worry, we taped it.
14:38Oh, good. Put her on.
14:39I want to see what she said about me.
14:41Maybe she found out you wore a helmet as a baby.
14:44You did?
14:46It's not her fault her head was pointy.
14:49I had a petite pelvis.
14:51Climbing, too.
14:52Before I get to tonight's weather, I'd like to address some of the comments made about me by my competitor.
14:58I don't want to personally attack other women to advance my career.
15:02But then, I guess, as the number one weather personality in Medford, I don't have to.
15:07No one tape over this.
15:11Besides, I wouldn't want to pick a fight with someone who once punched a woman in church.
15:16How does she know that? Did you tell her?
15:18Sorta. She tricked me.
15:20Wait, you punched someone in church?
15:23She deserved it. She was kissing Georgie.
15:25Why were you kissing someone?
15:26She kissed me.
15:28Wait, Kelly didn't kiss you, did she?
15:30No.
15:31That's too bad I could've used that.
15:34What is happening to this family?
15:36You know what? I'll just say she did.
15:37Who's gonna know?
15:47Hello.
15:49Oh, hi.
15:51Don't worry, I'm not here to start anything.
15:53At least, not until I've had my coffee.
15:57So, what do you want?
15:59Well, I just saw you here, and I thought maybe I'd say hey.
16:03It's a lot harder to be mean to somebody that you know.
16:05Is it?
16:07I don't know, what's a thing people say?
16:10And, just so you know, I was never actually gonna show any pictures of your old nose.
16:15Really?
16:16Cause someone mailed in baby pictures of you in a helmet.
16:20Wow.
16:21Maybe we are setting a bad example.
16:24Should we call a truce?
16:25Yeah, I guess.
16:27It was kind of fun though.
16:29The weather is so boring, it's rainy, it's sunny.
16:33And being catty really brought me back to high school.
16:37Me too. It's like riding a bike, isn't it?
16:41You know, it doesn't have to end.
16:44It has been good for ratings.
16:46I mean, maybe we should give the people what they want.
16:49So we'll keep it going?
16:50Done.
16:52We probably shouldn't be seen hanging out like this.
16:55Oh, I can fix that.
16:57I came here to bury the hatchet and you insult my baby daughter.
17:02What?
17:03That's low.
17:04You mentioned my kid again and you're gonna need another nose job.
17:17I hear you and Kelly got in a fight at a coffee shop.
17:20Yeah, but don't worry. I won.
17:22Oh honey, you got to save that stuff for on air.
17:25Quit giving away the milk, we got a cow to sell.
17:28Right.
17:28Look, I have been digging up some dirt.
17:30I got some pretty juicy leads.
17:32Lay it on me.
17:34Uh, she takes ballet, so I think I can call her an exotic dancer without getting sued.
17:40That's messed up.
17:41I like it.
17:43What else you got?
17:44Okay, her mother is in a women's prison in Arkansas.
17:47You're kidding.
17:49Well, it's assisted living, but there are locks on the door, so...
17:52Great. And just so we know, is there anything she can dig up on you that's damning?
17:57Yeah.
17:59You're working for a guy you used to sleep with.
18:02Well, what's all this stuff?
18:03They're counterfeits. We're selling them for a bundle to desperate mothers.
18:07I'm not handling any money. I just take bets for Rowendale's home.
18:11That's still illegal.
18:13Clean as a whistle.
18:28All right.
18:29So I'll put you all my money in deposit.
18:32And I said that I was bad.
18:33Why are you at blah, blah?
18:46Sooners are lit.
18:46You
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