00:13My God, it's worse than I imagined.
00:18An entire horde of monsters.
00:22How much longer we gotta sit on our decks before you tell us what this is about?
00:26Your employer will be here shortly.
00:28He'll fill you in on the target.
00:31Target? As in just one?
00:34Hell of a lot of guns for one guy.
00:37Yeah, with odds like these, you might actually win a fight.
00:42Okay.
00:46And this is the species we're trying to save?
00:49I still say we just go in ourselves.
00:51We're a tactical strike force trained for precision demon removal.
00:55His mission? Requires blunt instruments.
00:59They certainly qualify.
01:02Let them fight over who's the baddest dude in the room.
01:05We know who it really is.
01:13Oh my God, is that...
01:17The vice-fucking-president.
01:19Since there's no need for introductions, I'll get right to it.
01:22This gentleman is your primary objective.
01:26An item of critical importance to our national security.
01:29However, seeing as this item officially does not exist, we need it retrieved off the books.
01:37We've tracked the amulet to this location.
01:41You'll find it around the neck of its current owner.
01:44A man the US government considers a top-level threat.
01:47He is extremely volatile and prodigiously gifted in combat.
01:53Engage him only with the full brunt of your firepower.
01:58Superman son of a bitch got a name.
02:01His name is Dante.
02:11That's the guy we're supposed to be worried about.
02:14What's he gonna do?
02:15Get air, die on us.
02:16Get air, die on us.
02:46What's he gonna do now?
02:47Keep rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin'.
02:50Keep rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin'.
02:52Keep rollin', rollin', rollin'.
02:55Keep rollin', rollin', rollin'.
02:57Hey ladies, hey fellas, and the people that don't give a...
03:02All the lovers, all the haters, and all the people that call themselves players.
03:07Hot mamas, pimp daddies, and the people rolling up in caddies.
03:12Hey, rockers, hip hoppers
03:14And everybody, everybody, all around the world
03:17Now go back
03:18Hands up, now hands down
03:20Back up, back up
03:21Tell me what you gonna do now
03:22Freeze in, now freeze out
03:24Hands up, now hands down
03:25Back up, back up
03:26Tell me what you gonna do now
03:27Keep rolling, rolling, rolling, rolling
03:29Keep rolling, rolling, rolling, rolling
03:32Keep rolling, rolling, rolling, rolling
03:55To be continued...
04:13Ain't no amount of money you could offer that'd be worth...
04:17Five hundred thousand.
04:19The bounty is five hundred thousand for whoever brings in Dante with the amulet.
04:25And a bonus if he's alive for questioning.
04:29Well, all right.
04:31Let's go get him then!
04:33We will be deploying a civilian asset to keep Dante distracted as you move in.
04:38So if we're doing all the work, why'd you bring the Boy Scout Patrol here?
04:43They don't look like new jarheads to me.
04:49These soldiers will be in the field overseeing the operation.
04:52You'll deliver the package to them.
04:55The contract opens as of midnight tonight.
04:58That's all.
05:06You and the cap with the nice eyes.
05:09Hold on a second.
05:12You see something you like, sweetheart?
05:14What you said was correct.
05:18We're not jarheads.
05:20We're demon hunters.
05:23You're joking.
05:25I know.
05:26It's a lot to take in.
05:27Someone walks up and tells you,
05:29Demons are real and it's my job to kill them.
05:32You're thinking the same thing anyone else would.
05:35But unfortunately, it's the truth.
05:38The worst truth is that not only are demons real,
05:41they're really fucking hard to kill.
05:44We've had to come up with our own methods.
05:46Like these.
05:48Anti-demon bullets.
05:50Hit a human with one and it works like any other bullet.
05:53But hit a demon?
05:55And this little liquid explodes the instant it comes in contact with their DNA.
06:00That's good to know.
06:02Sometimes they pass for human.
06:05They can even be incredibly convincing.
06:08It's in the proportions.
06:10The arms or legs will be a little too long.
06:13Facial features too far apart.
06:15Like they haven't quite evolved all the way.
06:18There's also something in the eyes.
06:21A void.
06:22Where the glimmer of a soul should be.
06:26And of course the smell.
06:29Vein mix of sulfur.
06:31And cow shit.
06:33Do it.
06:38Ah.
06:40Ah.
06:43Ah.
06:49Ah.
06:51Ah.
06:52Ah.
06:52Ah.
06:53Ah.
06:55Ah.
06:56Oh, fuck!
07:12Devil spawn, motherfucker.
07:16You were solid there, boss. Don't think I even saw you blink.
07:19I knew I was in good hands.
07:22Lieutenant Arkham is the pride of this righteous army.
07:24I'm just helping secure a world for our species. That's all that matters.
07:28Indeed. And our world could not ask for a better soldier.
07:36Let him in.
07:42Who the...
07:43This is Anders, your newest member of Dark Comm Elite Hops.
07:48Anders, aren't you?
07:49The only survivor of the White Rabbit's ambush.
07:52I've watched your mission tapes. It is an honor to serve with you, ma'am.
07:56Uh... Lieutenant?
07:57Mary?
07:59Lieutenant, got you.
08:0010-10-10-10-4.
08:02Welcome to the team, Chief.
08:04You sure about this guy, sir?
08:05He requested this assignment.
08:07God has tested him, and he was found worthy.
08:11Soldier, where is the asset?
08:12While I got you here, who do I talk to about the menu, huh?
08:16I can't even get a decent Play-Doh.
08:21Oh, uh...
08:22So...
08:23Wait.
08:24What do I have to do again?
08:25represent Covert.
08:35Dante?
08:38You here?
08:42Hey, Dante!
08:43Dante! It's your buddy, Enzo!
08:52Dante! You are here! Thank God! I was worried I missed you!
08:57Hey, Enzo. How have you been?
09:00I could do better to tell you the truth, like if you didn't have a barrel pressed to my temple
09:05right now.
09:06Wish I could help you out there. I do have a funny story for you, though.
09:09You're going to love this. So my last job, the one you gave me, it turned out to be a
09:16setup so a shape-shifting demon baby could try to steal my necklace. Crazy, right?
09:23That's the craziest thing I've ever heard!
09:29It wasn't my fault, Dante! Honest! Don't blame poor old Enzo! I'm just a kid to leave! I'm so funny!
09:36It was the guy who gave me the job! The White Rabbit!
09:40He's the one!
09:41Set the whole thing up!
09:43See? He comes into my office talking all smooth!
09:47And I'm mesmerized!
09:53All we gotta do is get to him first.
09:55And then split the 500 between us.
09:59So you're saying you only sent me into a trap because a demon that looks like a giant rabbit tricked
10:05you into doing it?
10:06Pretty much. Yeah.
10:10All right. That checks out.
10:12What are you doing here?
10:13I brought you the second half of your fee.
10:16Just cause the job was fake.
10:17Don't mean you don't get paid, right?
10:21Pure, uncut, American greed.
10:24And all you had to do was fight a baby for it!
10:26And my own brother.
10:28The shapeshifter showed up again later disguised as him.
10:31Nothing like how he'd actually look now, but still.
10:34It was a good effort.
10:36Your brother. Talk about digging up the past, huh?
10:40You all right, kid?
10:42I keep telling you.
10:43What's my only rule?
10:44I'll take any job that pays, especially if it involves killing demons.
10:48Just as long as you don't have to care.
10:50Yeah. I know.
10:52So, you and me, we're all good now, yeah?
10:55You know, I look at you like my own son.
10:58I would take a bullet for you.
11:00Well, maybe not a bullet.
11:01Definitely a blade, like a little jab.
11:03Point is, I would never set you up like that on purpose.
11:07So, there aren't multiple teams of mercenaries outside closing in around us right now?
11:12Okay.
11:13I set you up this time, but only because they made me.
11:17I know I've got another one of these.
11:21There it is.
11:22Look, Dante, those guys out there are after your necklace, too.
11:26And it's the feds who are paying them.
11:28This thing goes right to the top.
11:31What say you just give the bling to me and I'll take it over to him, huh?
11:35No muss, no fuss.
11:37I can't do it, Enzo.
11:39She gave me this necklace.
11:42This isn't just a necklace, Dante.
11:44It's a part of our family's history.
11:47I need you to take good care of it, okay?
11:50You have to keep this safe.
11:52Always.
11:53You promise?
11:55It's the last thing of hers that I have.
11:57No one is going to take it from me.
12:00Fair enough.
12:01Well, I'll just, uh, let you get ready for the big throwdown then and head on.
12:05Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
12:07I didn't say we were good yet.
12:27We're here for the amulet.
12:30Drop the gun and hand it over.
12:33I said drop the gun!
12:39I don't think that's the guy.
12:41Of course it's not the guy!
12:52I saw a fire!
12:55I, oh, oh!
13:13Who are we shooting at?
13:39Come on, come on, you ain't shit now.
13:44Come on, you ain't shit now.
14:00Now we're good.
14:02Was the gag really necessary?
14:05Alright, I see your point.
14:08You managed not to kill any of them.
14:10I had to add a little challenge.
14:12You wouldn't happen to know why my family heirloom is suddenly New York's hottest fashion
14:15accessory?
14:16If I had that info, I'd have tried to sell it to you the second I got in here.
14:20Give me some credit.
14:22What are you doing now?
14:26I work better with music.
14:40I'll give you one thing.
14:41Hey, this guy's got taste!
15:04Go.
15:07Go.
15:07No shot, it's pretty good for sharing
15:09I like shots at the British Red
15:11As it pulls toes like a casket
15:13I truth to power in silent play
15:15In a shadow of power
15:16I submit the code, monopolize
15:19The camera's eyes, uncheck the sky
15:21What the cares for the mass who burn it fall
15:23For the vultures who face the blood and oil
15:26As a spectacle, monopolize
15:28To hold the rage, storm your eyes
15:30So defend the guards, the British guards
15:33Who snuck the banks, ship the money ranks
15:35Get off of power, son of a truck
15:37No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
15:40Light drop, turn the radio
15:43Turn that shit up
15:45Light drop, turn the radio
15:48Turn that shit up
15:49Light drop, turn the radio
15:52Turn that shit up
16:03How the fuck?
16:06I don't feel bad
16:07I heal extremely fast
16:09Like a superhero
16:10Not that I call myself a superhero
16:13But your mom does
16:14Oh, you can
16:19Win
16:20Perfect
16:37Hey, Pat
16:37Are boys still getting their asses kicked?
16:41Yep
16:43I feel bad for you, Doc
16:45Your first time in the field
16:47And we're not even gonna see action
16:49My brain is too valuable to risk taking it to a combat zone
16:52I only came so I can examine the quantum transmitter at the soonest possible moment
16:56Come on, you don't wanna pick up a sweet battle scar like my man here?
17:00King
17:01What? I'm saying he's a badass
17:03You went toe to paw with the white rabbit and lived
17:05I got lucky
17:06That's all
17:07Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
17:08Yo, yo, yo, yo
17:09What was that?
17:13It looks like he can heal himself
17:15Any explanations there, Doc?
17:17Uh, uh, not at the moment
17:19Is he genetically enhanced somehow?
17:22Hi, Vatiri
17:26I'll be testing it shortly
17:28Great
17:29So the guy's some sort of super soldier
17:32And he's wearing half the transmitter that keeps our reality from being swarmed by the armies of hell
17:37As a necklace
17:38Yeah, he really is just wearing it, isn't he?
17:43Kind of makes you question Sparta's whole plan
17:45Excuse me, but, um
17:47What's an ancient Greek city state got to do with any of this?
17:50Not Sparta
17:51Sparta
17:52Did no one read the intelligence briefing I prepared?
17:57I read it
17:59Thank you
18:03Sparta's the one hell dweller who might be worth not vaporizing on sight
18:07He was a demon knight
18:09Whatever that means
18:10Big bad warrior, blah, blah, blah
18:15Served as the right hand of Mundus
18:17The demon's king
18:182,000 years ago when our world was still connected to their shithole
18:23And Mundus wasn't happy just ruling the shithole
18:26He wanted to conquer humanity
18:28Make slaves of us all
18:31Typical demon shit
18:32And I guess Sparta woke up one day and realized
18:36Hey, this is evil as fuck
18:39So he rebelled
18:40He fought against Mundus
18:42Taking out hundreds of his own former legions
18:45Kind of the least he could fucking do, really
18:49But even he couldn't stop an entire world of abominations
18:53The only way to protect humanity
18:55Was to seal the realms off from each other
18:59He himself
19:01Stayed on our side
19:02Which
19:03If that's true
19:04He's been M.I. fucking A
19:07Whenever shit hits the fan for the past few millennia
19:14So maybe he is just another pit beast after all
19:33Dante, remember me?
19:36Let's see
19:37Seven feet tall
19:39Face like someone carved a gargoyle out of beef jerky
19:42I do remember
19:43Arnie, right?
19:44How are the kids?
19:45Great, thanks
19:47Julie just got into Yale
19:50So, look
19:51There's a big-ass bounty on that necklace of yours
19:55I was thinking
19:56You and me bring it in together, huh?
19:59Split the dough
20:01Fifty-fifty
20:02That's a better offer than someone made
20:08But it's gonna be hard now
20:10Worth a shot
20:12Sorry about the place
20:13No hard feelings
20:39I thought the big guy would get at least a hit in or something
20:42Man
20:43These dudes give low-life hired killers a bad name
20:50Oh
20:52Your daughters
20:53I'm all they got, you know
20:54So when I went to sign up for the army
20:56Because there was no other option
20:57And this recruiter comes up to me saying
20:59I can join the important fight right here from home
21:00He left out the demons from Hellpark, though
21:03Kind of wish he led with the demons from Hellpark
21:05Might have answered differently
21:08It's time
21:10I'm going in
21:11Copy that, Lieutenant
21:12You sure you don't need any help?
21:15Just get the truck warmed up
21:23I'm out of here
21:23I'm messing with you
21:28Okay, let's go
21:38Let's go
21:52Hey, that was actually kind of close.
21:56Closer than you think.
22:21Of course, the goon squad was a misdirect.
22:25Who was that chick?
22:28What a woman!
22:29I don't care who she is.
22:31I made a promise.
22:34And I'm going to keep it.
22:39So, who here is looking for representation?
22:56Hey, Link!
23:18What's in that thing?
23:19I watched you fighting and wondered, what the fuck kind of person can just shake off bullets like that?
23:25A really, really awesome one?
23:27Or not a person at all.
23:29That was an anti-demon round I hit you with.
23:31Which means, no matter how good you might be at hiding it, you're a demon.
23:42Ripped and irresistible dreamboat, I know.
23:44You still can't just tear a guy's clothes off.
23:46You're not demon, but you're blood.
23:49I've heard it was possible.
23:50I never thought I'd see one, though.
23:53You're a hybrid.
23:54Part human, part demon.
23:56Wait, you think I'm part demon?
23:58You are, and I've got the one weapon on Earth to kill you.
24:41Seriously, part demon?
24:42If you knew how many of those things I've killed, you'd know how crazy you sound.
24:46Demons kill their own all the time.
24:49Death and destruction is the core of your nature.
24:51Trust me, I know all about demons' nature.
24:54I'm not one of them.
24:55How else can you explain what you're capable of?
24:58You even fight like they do.
25:00Unholy strength, but no intelligence.
25:02No strategy.
25:04I don't know.
25:04Seems like I managed to catch you.
25:06Since we're getting so personal.
25:09What does everyone want with my mom's necklace?
25:12You don't even know what this really is, do you?
25:16No, then it's mine!
25:17All yours, Hellblood.
25:19ajud!
25:21predominately, you'vend.
25:26You!
25:33Ah!
25:34Ah!
25:38Ah!
25:39Ah...
25:40Ah!
25:42Ah!
25:42Oh, God.
25:43Ah!
25:46Ah!
25:48Ah!
25:48Ah!
26:07Usually we don't bother taking members of your species prisoner, but we do have the
26:12tech for it. Cover special circumstances. Insurance. Just in case you manage to get out of the truck.
26:25What truck?
26:42Who caught who now, motherfucker?
27:39Who caught who now, motherfucker?
27:42By the water, like night, dark sky, the devil's cry.
28:12You
29:11You
29:41You
29:54You
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