00:01Hi, Professor! There's no proof of you using unregistered technology!
00:06Can you tell me what you are working on?
00:08You idiot!
00:09You should have knocked and pipe it down.
00:12Someone could hear you through the walls.
00:15I have developed two robots that are displaying human emotion and intelligence.
00:25Next, I will brainwash the president with a microchip
00:29only if I can analyze and implement these characteristics.
00:36I heard we are scheduled for a fishing trip.
00:39Hope you are ready for the catch of the day.
00:41Why do humans catch the poor little creatures they call fish anyway?
00:45You didn't know, little bro? Those creatures make one hell of a sandwich.
00:49You mean they eat them?
00:52You don't understand, bro.
00:54If they eat those squirmy things, we might be next!
00:58I can't believe the professor gave me the keys to his truck.
01:01How could you trust a newly born robot? What a idiot!
01:04Hope you know what you are doing!
01:06Sure I do, little bro!
01:08Oh! Seatbelt stuck! Allow me to help you with that!
01:11Holy bonkers! The wheel! Drop the wheel!
01:16That was a close one! But looks like we have company, little bro!
01:19You're right! The professor is a idiot!
01:23Howdy, sire! We are delighted to meet you!
01:26Delighted? Are you crazy?
01:28Do you even know how many laws you've broken back there?
01:30Well, of course you're crazy!
01:32It's not Halloween and you two are dressed like robots!
01:35You seem pissed, bro!
01:37Gosh, we just made a mistake trying to obey another law!
01:40Sorry, Seatbelt was stuck and I tried to help!
01:42So, you took your eyes off the road, eh?
01:45Well, here's your ticket! Next time, be wiser!
01:49Cool! We get a ticket!
01:51When's the show, officer?
01:52I hope Rell's the postman and the gang will be performing!
01:55They're the best!
01:56The only one performing will be Judge Kimble!
01:59And you can bet your sweet ass I'll give the encore!
02:02This doesn't sound pleasant, Cool!
02:04Stop fooling around, sorry!
02:06We got fish to catch!
02:07I have to get this picture, Cool!
02:09I'm sure the girls will love it!
02:12Excuse me, could you lift your dress so I can get my picture?
02:16You pervert!
02:18Cool!
02:19Are you sure we will be alright?
02:21Relax, sorry!
02:22The lawyer told me we will just get a slap on the wrist!
02:25In the case involving Officer Jack, Cool and Sorry!
02:29How do you plead?
02:30Not guilty, Your Honor!
02:31When it comes to this case involving Officer Jack,
02:34I, Judge Varna, find Sorry and Cool guilty for improper driving and impersonating a robot!
02:40Slap on the wrist, right?
02:41I never knew you were talking about handcuffs, Cool!
02:45Hey!
02:46My name is Joey Cartwell!
02:48So what the heck are you guys in for?
02:51Judge Varna was a big meanie and gave us two weeks for reckless driving and impersonating a robot!
02:56You guys look like the realest robots in town!
02:59Yeah!
03:00Tell it to the judge!
03:01Being a robot is tough in this town!
03:04Who is Judge Varna anyway?
03:06We were supposed to see Judge Kimble!
03:08I was hoping it was Judge Jimmy Kimble!
03:10He would have just laughed it off!
03:13One day...
03:14Come on!
03:15Come on, Holmes!
03:16It's morphine time!
03:18Cool!
03:19What is he doing?
03:20First strange thing I saw since we set out for a stroll!
03:23I think he is selling morphine!
03:25What morphine?
03:26Michael Jackson Morphine?
03:27Or Power Rangers Morphine?
03:29I think I need to start watching Power Rangers and understand what are they!
03:33Another day, Cool!
03:35Back at the lab with our creator!
03:37Yes, and I was born to eat this burger!
03:39My life is all about the triple B!
03:41Babes!
03:42Bucks!
03:43And burgers!
03:44Holy rats!
03:45I hate freaking rodents!
03:46Poor little guy must have smelled the food!
03:49Oops!
03:49Sorry, boss!
03:51Sorry, sorry!
03:52Robots is always sorry!
03:54This lab coat is designer Versace!
03:57How did you and Tony's daughter hit it off?
04:00You know the usual...
04:01Just going to the coffee house...
04:03I'm glad she came to her senses that we're the realest robots in town!
04:06You remember she tried to pull our faces!
04:09How does it feel to have a real woman on your side?
04:12I met her in December, but I had to make her wait until the spring time!
04:16Why make her wait that long?
04:18It was just protocol, but I didn't want her to think I was giving her the cold shoulder!
04:23I met her!
04:24How's the robots doing?
04:26Do you think they are flawless?
04:27Flawless?
04:28Oh, they are far from flawless!
04:31One of them thinks he's a movie star!
04:34And the other is always sorry about everything!
04:37Professor!
04:38Don't you think it's kind of dark here?
04:40Allow me to cut the light on!
04:42Don't touch that switch!
04:46Fenny, I am so shocked at your actions today...
04:50I'm gonna kill you!!!
04:55Before us, humans were the only creatures that could laugh, cool!
04:58We must be the future!
05:00Hahaha!
05:01I'm sure the lions are laughing on the inside when humans ride the safari!
05:05makes dinner so much easier.
05:09Yes, the time is getting closer.
05:13Soon, the president will visit Storm Valley,
05:16and I'll kidnap him and implement this chip.
05:21Lenny, where are you?
05:23Come quick.
05:24I was in the lounge.
05:25You never told me that there were chocolate bars
05:27in the vending machine.
05:28I'm always working,
05:30and you're always goofing around.
05:33That's it.
05:33We'll put the microchip inside of the chocolate bar.
05:37Eat your heart out, Mr. President.
05:43At Loa Bus Depot.
05:45This is the last bus to Storm Valley.
05:48Run, sorry.
05:49But the robots were not so lucky.
05:51Bus left.
05:52We need to find some place to crash.
05:54Next bus is tomorrow morning.
05:56Okay.
05:57No vacancy.
05:58We should find some house and offer money to the owner.
06:01Can we stay here for tonight?
06:03We are looking for a place to crash.
06:05I'm sorry.
06:06I have a grown-up daughter in my house.
06:08No, I'm sorry.
06:09Good.
06:10So buzz off now.
06:12Can we stay here for tonight?
06:14We don't want dinner.
06:15Just a room.
06:16I have a grown-up daughter in my house.
06:18I can't allow you.
06:19I wonder if they actually have daughters,
06:21or they're just trying to shoo us away.
06:23Maybe you're right.
06:24Do you have any grown-up daughters in your house?
06:26Why?
06:28Actually, we want to spend night in your house.
06:31Take this, you fuckers.
06:33Run, sorry.
06:34If bullets damage us,
06:35then Professor Willie is not here to repair us.
06:38Business is business, Frankie.
06:41My daughter loves the robot.
06:43Make sure they make it to New York safely.
06:47Well, of course, Tony.
06:48You know I care about her feelings.
06:50She's also my niece, too.
06:53You hear that, Sari?
06:54We have first-class escort.
06:56Yeah, that sounds good.
06:58Until the cops associate us with racketeering.
07:08Cool, where are we?
07:10We are in the plane.
07:11I can feel it.
07:12Maybe we just have to find the light switch.
07:14I didn't know plane is shaped like a box, cool.
07:18And there's nobody in here.
07:19Don't worry, Sari.
07:20We are in a private plane
07:22because Tony wants our trip going safely.
07:25Where's those two robotic geniuses?
07:27Don't know, but it's taking up time.
07:30Get your arm off me.
07:31I think we're tilted sideways.
07:33There they are.
07:34Reminds me of the time I bought some music gear.
07:36Life in a small box, I guess.
07:38I knew you guys was electronic,
07:40but I thought you would fly first class.
07:42Good thing Professor Willie gave us a cooling fan.
07:45So, the robots make it to New York.
07:48Packed and sealed.
07:49Did you walk the box as fragile?
07:52Yeah, boss, of course.
07:55Great.
07:56Because I hate to see the robots broke as our childhood.
07:59If I had to revisit those times,
08:02I would have to rob the doctor that delivered us.
08:05Viva la robo!
08:06Viva la robo!
08:07Viva la robo!
08:10Viva la robo!
08:12Viva la robo!
08:13Viva la robo!
08:14Viva la robo!
08:15Viva la robo!
08:15Viva la robo!
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