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Tessa's Dangerous Tutor
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00:00:00You drive me crazy!
00:00:01I drive you crazy! That's funny!
00:00:03You're the one who leaked our sex tape!
00:00:05If someone makes you crazy,
00:00:07you're either hopelessly in love with them
00:00:09or you hate their guts.
00:00:12For me and Noah, it's both.
00:00:19Jules! Can you scrub the toilets?
00:00:22I'd like to see you on your knees.
00:00:24Don't tempt her, Emmett.
00:00:26This little gutter set will do anything for five bucks.
00:00:30The only way for me to pay off my family's medical debt
00:00:32was to work as a maid for my ex-best friend
00:00:35and ex-boyfriend in their summer home.
00:00:38I think Mia hired me just to torture me.
00:00:41Clean it up, maid.
00:00:48I'm not cleaning anything up for you.
00:00:50Do it yourself.
00:00:52That's no way to talk to a woman who pays your bills.
00:00:57You're paid to serve me.
00:00:58Now clean it up and get back to work.
00:01:06I can't believe I used to be friends with her.
00:01:10I'm glad that phase is over.
00:01:12Right, Emmett?
00:01:13Yeah.
00:01:14She did have a good pussy, though.
00:01:23Oh.
00:01:24You just can't help but open your legs at every opportunity.
00:01:28Can you?
00:01:29No.
00:01:33Am I dreaming?
00:01:35No way is the guy who ruined my life helping me.
00:01:41What the hell's going on?
00:01:49Jules came in here to work and she started being really disrespectful and she grabbed me.
00:01:55And then when I pulled my hand away, she just fell.
00:01:58Destiny?
00:01:59Hmm?
00:02:00Is that what happened?
00:02:01That's not exactly how it happened.
00:02:03Shut the fuck up or you're gonna end up being an outcast from the group of Blake Jules.
00:02:07Okay?
00:02:09Why do you even care?
00:02:11She released a video of you two having sex and I had to jump in and save your reputation before
00:02:17things got out of hand.
00:02:21Mia?
00:02:22Hmm?
00:02:23Give me your phone.
00:02:24What?
00:02:25Give me your phone.
00:02:26No.
00:02:26It's right here.
00:02:27I got you.
00:02:31I thought Noah hated me.
00:02:33Why is he standing up for me now?
00:02:36If I see anybody with pictures of Jules on their phone, they'll have to speak to me.
00:02:41No.
00:02:42Open.
00:02:50I know we aren't really friends anymore.
00:02:52You didn't have to do that.
00:02:54I know.
00:02:57Whoa!
00:03:02Guys, she's not breathing.
00:03:07Guys, she's not breathing.
00:03:09Alright, somebody call the police.
00:03:10Dude, we can't.
00:03:11Yes, we can't.
00:03:12No, we can't.
00:03:13This place is loaded with drugs.
00:03:14Why would we do that when she's obviously just faking it for attention?
00:03:18Wake up, slut.
00:03:19Show's over.
00:03:20Mia, if you're not going to help out, then just fuck off, alright?
00:03:22Fine by me.
00:03:23I'll be by the pool.
00:03:24Just call me when the trash is taken out, okay?
00:03:28Emmett!
00:03:31I know you've always had a thing for Jules, but she used to be my friend too.
00:03:36You have to save her.
00:03:40Jules?
00:03:41Jules!
00:03:41Jules!
00:03:41Jules!
00:03:42Come on!
00:03:43Shit, shit, shit.
00:03:44What do I do?
00:03:45Mouth to mouth.
00:03:46Give her mouth to mouth.
00:03:53You okay?
00:03:56Thank God.
00:03:58Alright, um...
00:03:59Let's get you up.
00:04:01I don't know what the hell happened back there, but I need to get back to work.
00:04:05Jules, you're not going anywhere.
00:04:08I'm fine.
00:04:09Yeah, thanks to me.
00:04:10You know, Jules, you better have a pretty good explanation of why you came crawling back to me.
00:04:15What, are you a stripper?
00:04:17I'm supposed to be your maid.
00:04:19You know, last time I saw you, you leaked our sex tape, lied about it, and then you told me
00:04:24never to talk to you again.
00:04:25And now you come to my summer house with a bunch of people who hate your guts and you're wearing
00:04:31this little dress?
00:04:34What are you trying to do?
00:04:36Trying to stalk my friends?
00:04:37Trying to ruin my summer?
00:04:38You trying to drive me crazy?
00:04:40I'm here to clean your toilets and serve you drinks, sir.
00:04:46You know what I think?
00:04:48I think you're here to win me back.
00:04:53Why would I want you back after everything you've done to me?
00:04:56Because I'm the best sex you've ever had and you're a freaky little bitch.
00:04:59And you know what, I didn't do anything to you.
00:05:01So why don't you just admit it?
00:05:05You still want me.
00:05:07Is he coming on to me?
00:05:10Ten bucks says you have a boner just looking at me in this uniform.
00:05:15Should we check?
00:05:19You're gonna have to try harder than that, Jules.
00:05:23Then let's make it easy.
00:05:26Jules, when you leak that sex tape...
00:05:28We've been over this a million times.
00:05:30I didn't leak the tape.
00:05:31Yes, you did.
00:05:32And when you did, you cost me my job opportunities and you almost cost me my friends.
00:05:37I'm sorry for your almost loss.
00:05:40Mia decided that I was officially canceled and got everyone to turn against me.
00:05:45And you let her.
00:05:47Did someone say my name?
00:05:52You two are hooking up?
00:05:54We're not hooking up.
00:05:56Noah's my boyfriend.
00:06:01We're not hooking up.
00:06:03Noah's my boyfriend.
00:06:06Be so fucking for real.
00:06:09Your rebound is my ex-best friend?
00:06:12It happened a couple months ago.
00:06:15Right when you told everyone to stop talking to me.
00:06:18How convenient.
00:06:20Let the girls talk.
00:06:28After everyone saw your tits online, I knew I couldn't be friends with such an embarrassing skank.
00:06:40Did you just spit on me?
00:06:42Yeah, and I can do it again if you didn't feel it.
00:06:47Everything you've ever had or wanted is mine.
00:06:53And I'm not giving any of it back.
00:06:57Especially Noah.
00:07:00Oh!
00:07:02Ow!
00:07:04Noah!
00:07:05Did you see that?
00:07:06She shoved me!
00:07:07Oh my god.
00:07:08Yeah, like Noah would believe a lie like that.
00:07:10I'm always honest.
00:07:13You're the one that's lied in the past.
00:07:19Thanks, Noe.
00:07:22Fire her.
00:07:31Fire her.
00:07:35Do you really think firing her would be the best option?
00:07:39I think it would be more of a punishment if we let her serve us all summer.
00:07:43Noah, she shoved me!
00:07:46And this is my rental too.
00:07:48So, what I say goes.
00:07:59Mia and I are splitting the summer house.
00:08:02So you should probably go.
00:08:05I wish things could be different, but I'm not gonna beg you to say.
00:08:10Have fun fucking Mia's pointy vagina.
00:08:17Jules.
00:08:20Look, I know things have probably been really tough since your dad died last summer.
00:08:29I want you to take this, okay?
00:08:32It's what you would have made if you worked for me all summer.
00:08:35I don't want your pity check.
00:08:38My god, I can't believe I ever wanted you.
00:08:41This is too humiliating.
00:08:42I'll find another way to pay off Dad's debt.
00:08:57What are you doing home?
00:08:59I lost my job at the summer house.
00:09:01Oh!
00:09:01No!
00:09:01No!
00:09:03That was the only thing keeping us afloat.
00:09:05Jules, when your father died, he left us in a hundred thousand dollars in debt.
00:09:09I know, but I was working for Mia and she fired me.
00:09:14Mia?
00:09:14Her father owns the hospital that put us into this debt.
00:09:17But her father said that if you worked at their summer house, he would forgive our debt.
00:09:23Jules, if you don't get this job back, we will lose everything.
00:09:27Everything!
00:09:33I'm so glad you took out the trash, my little Noe.
00:09:38Please don't call me that.
00:09:41You're really proving yourself to be marriage material.
00:09:44I'm gonna call Daddy and have him send you some money so you can go out and buy me a
00:09:47ring.
00:09:48Mia?
00:09:50Slow down, okay?
00:09:51We've only been dating for two months.
00:09:55What?
00:09:56You still have feelings for Jules or something?
00:09:59I don't know what you ever saw in that girl.
00:10:01Mia, do not say anything mean about Jules.
00:10:04Why not?
00:10:05That grubby little maid ruined your life with her sex tape.
00:10:09I'd rather be a grubby maid than a frigid bitch.
00:10:12What are you still doing here?
00:10:14You don't even work here anymore.
00:10:16Tell me this.
00:10:17Are you genuinely stupid?
00:10:19Or do you just not get it?
00:10:21Nobody wants you here.
00:10:23I can't back down.
00:10:25Not if I want to save my family.
00:10:28I'm not talking to you.
00:10:30I'm talking to you.
00:10:32I need this job.
00:10:34I need you to choose me.
00:10:36After everything that happened between us, I shouldn't want her.
00:10:40But I do.
00:10:43What do I get if I choose you?
00:10:46What do I get if I choose you?
00:10:49I'll do whatever you want.
00:10:51No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:10:53No one can make him happier than me.
00:10:57Tell her, Noah.
00:10:59Prove it.
00:11:01I'll work harder than I ever have before.
00:11:04And I'll do whatever you say.
00:11:07Okay.
00:11:09Enough with this little seduction act of yours.
00:11:12And keep your grubby hands off of my boyfriend!
00:11:16Mia?
00:11:18I need to talk to Jules.
00:11:20Alone.
00:11:22Well, she better be gone by the time I'm back.
00:11:30She really has you by the balls.
00:11:33Don't insult me.
00:11:35Or what?
00:11:37You'll spank me?
00:11:39You can leave now.
00:11:41Hey.
00:11:44You won't let me work here because it'd be too tempting to bang me.
00:11:51You're right.
00:11:53Read my lips, Jules.
00:11:57You're fired.
00:12:01You're right.
00:12:03Read my lips, Jules.
00:12:07You're fired.
00:12:13You can be a real dick sometimes, you know that?
00:12:16Yeah, I know. It's part of my charm.
00:12:18Hey, where are you going?
00:12:19Jules, you can't just leave!
00:12:21Jules!
00:12:23You can't just leave.
00:12:25You fired me.
00:12:27I can do whatever I want.
00:12:32You're so hot.
00:12:33I love when you're ticklish.
00:12:39Please tell me this isn't what it looks like.
00:12:42Does it look like she's drinking, huh?
00:12:49Noah?
00:12:50You come over here.
00:12:51Now!
00:12:57Mia, why is image cock in your hand?
00:13:00Mia, how long have you been fucking my roommate?
00:13:02Don't be prude.
00:13:03It's just a hand job.
00:13:05You sure know how to make Noah happy, don't you, Mia?
00:13:09Don't be jealous because I know how to keep a man satisfied.
00:13:14Follow my lead and we'll talk about you keeping your job.
00:13:26What are you doing?
00:13:36Wait!
00:13:37Let's go!
00:13:38What the hell?
00:13:39What the fuck are you?
00:13:44You want your job back?
00:13:47Fuck me.
00:13:51Oh, Jules, you're so hot!
00:13:54Play along.
00:13:55Why would I do that?
00:13:57You want your job back?
00:13:58You've got to earn it.
00:14:01Oh, Jules, your body is so sexy!
00:14:09You're crazy!
00:14:10Crazy like a fox.
00:14:15Yeah, baby.
00:14:17Give it to me!
00:14:19You better give me my job back after this.
00:14:21I am the only person you can trust in this house full of snakes.
00:14:27Noah!
00:14:28Come out right now!
00:14:32Oh, yeah, Jules!
00:14:33Oh, yeah, Jules!
00:14:34Oh, I'm coming!
00:14:36For the third time!
00:14:37Oh, come on, baby!
00:14:40Show me what you got!
00:14:45Jules, hand me your shirt!
00:14:46Hand me your shirt!
00:14:47Now!
00:14:47Now!
00:14:47Now!
00:14:47Now!
00:14:48Now!
00:15:02Are you seriously fucking my boyfriend?!
00:15:06Yeah!
00:15:07Thanks for warming him up for me the past few months.
00:15:11You fucking bitch!
00:15:12You can't stay here!
00:15:14You don't work for me anymore!
00:15:15Take it up with Noah.
00:15:18This isn't over.
00:15:20If you think that you can just climb your way back up the social ladder that easy,
00:15:25you're wrong.
00:15:27I'm gonna make your life hell!
00:15:36Your time to get back at me is cringe as hell.
00:15:39You know what?
00:15:39I should thank you.
00:15:40Because now that Mia's off my hands, I can just be with Jules.
00:15:43Oh, you're gonna blow it just like you did last time.
00:15:46Oh, wait.
00:15:47I guess she really blew it when she leaked the sex tape, didn't she?
00:15:51You know what?
00:15:52Let's make a bet.
00:15:53Yeah, me and you.
00:15:54Let's make a bet.
00:15:54We're the last two candidates for the Lehman Internship.
00:15:57Right?
00:15:57Yeah.
00:15:58What about it?
00:16:00If I stay with Jules to the end of the summer, you back off the internship.
00:16:05Now, if Jules breaks up with me, I'll back off. Internship will be yours.
00:16:10Yeah, she's really gonna stay with you with all five and a half inches of Emmett Coburn in this house.
00:16:15You're on.
00:16:23We need to talk.
00:16:27Emmett, get out.
00:16:33Did I get my job back?
00:16:35Actually, you've been promoted.
00:16:39To be my new girlfriend.
00:16:42You're nuts.
00:16:44I'm not a hooker.
00:16:45I'm not crazy, and I don't pay for sex.
00:16:50Well, my services aren't cheap.
00:16:53Oh, says the girl that didn't want my money.
00:16:56Well, I changed my mind.
00:16:57Now, I need $100,000.
00:17:02Done.
00:17:03Pull this off with me, and at the end of the summer, this money will be yours.
00:17:11Give me that.
00:17:12Not yet.
00:17:19Give me that.
00:17:20Not yet.
00:17:21I will give this to you on the last day at the summer house.
00:17:25But until then, this money's mine.
00:17:30This check is enough to save my mom, my house, and my dignity.
00:17:36I'll do it.
00:17:38Great.
00:17:44Let's seal the deal.
00:17:57Let's seal the deal.
00:18:02I knew you were gonna do it.
00:18:05Just admit it, Jules.
00:18:06You can't resist me.
00:18:11All right.
00:18:12Let's set some ground rules.
00:18:23Rule number one.
00:18:25No boners.
00:18:27You know, I can handle my own boners.
00:18:30You got any other rules, Madam President?
00:18:33Yeah.
00:18:34Just one.
00:18:37No feelings.
00:18:39I don't want things to get complicated.
00:18:43You're my complication, Jules.
00:18:49Do you have any rules for me?
00:18:53Yeah, I do.
00:18:55I have one.
00:18:58No one touches you but me.
00:19:03You don't own me.
00:19:05Jules, I'm being serious.
00:19:07While we do this, I don't want you hooking up with anybody else.
00:19:12So you really wanna be the last person I had sex with, huh?
00:19:16Oh, I'm the last person you had sex with?
00:19:18Don't get an ego about it.
00:19:20Hey, my ego's doing fine.
00:19:25Let the show begin.
00:19:30Ew.
00:19:32Not having dinner with her, there's a reason we kicked her out of the group.
00:19:35You kicked me out.
00:19:37Everyone else was on my side and left your sorry ass in the dirt.
00:19:42Including your little sex tape partner over here.
00:19:46At least I didn't show your dick to the entire world like this skank.
00:19:51Mia.
00:19:53Do not talk to me or Jules like that again.
00:19:57This is my house.
00:19:59And Jules is my...
00:20:02I'm his permanent guest.
00:20:04I'm not going anywhere.
00:20:09Come on.
00:20:11Jason!
00:20:12Can we get some fucking service?
00:20:17Dinner...
00:20:18Is serving.
00:20:23Let's fucking go!
00:20:26Yay!
00:20:34Oops.
00:20:35I spilled.
00:20:38Emmett?
00:20:39You want to help?
00:20:41Huh?
00:20:41Yeah?
00:20:50Look at Jules's squirm.
00:20:54Oh, she can release a sex tape but can't take a body shot.
00:21:03Noah.
00:21:05Are you thirsty?
00:21:11Jules.
00:21:12Take your shirt off.
00:21:13I don't...
00:21:39Oops.
00:21:41Spilled a little?
00:21:45Jules, I'm still thirsty.
00:21:56Did Noah just kiss me for real?
00:21:59I have to go.
00:22:08If you're still thirsty, Noah, you can take a sip of it.
00:22:15Choke on it.
00:22:20Don't run away from me.
00:22:23Don't touch me.
00:22:24Are you mad because I kissed you?
00:22:30Or are you mad because you liked it?
00:22:38You can be a real asshole sometimes, you know that?
00:22:41Yeah, I know.
00:22:43Now you're going to strip from it?
00:22:46You're shivering.
00:22:48Come here.
00:23:01Bed's yours tonight.
00:23:03I'll take the couch.
00:23:26What are you doing here?
00:23:28And where is Noah?
00:23:31Are you all sore from getting your back blown out last night?
00:23:34Destiny, that is your brother.
00:23:37Whatever.
00:23:38I just came by to tell you how happy I am you've stolen back from Mia.
00:23:42Mia's your best friend.
00:23:43Yeah.
00:23:44She's also a huge bitch.
00:23:46People contain multitudes.
00:23:50Don't be scared of Mia.
00:23:51She's been jealous of you since the first time you started hooking up with Noah.
00:23:54And she's jealous of you still.
00:23:58And it looks like you two have got a little catching up to do.
00:24:01If you know what I mean.
00:24:11Do you like what you see?
00:24:15I do, actually.
00:24:37What are you doing?
00:24:39Taking a shower.
00:24:44Remember, no don't win.
00:24:46You wish.
00:24:52Show's over, pretty boy.
00:24:55I got some friends coming over.
00:24:57Meet me at the pool.
00:25:03Okay.
00:25:10What's with this guy?
00:25:12One minute, he's ice cold.
00:25:13Now that we're in front of all these people, he's putting on a show.
00:25:22Don't look now, but Mia looks like she's ready to rip your hair out.
00:25:30Let's give her something to stare at.
00:25:45I'm not going to let Jules ruin my summer.
00:25:48Everyone's paying attention to her when they should be paying attention to me.
00:25:52Maybe everybody thinks you guys are friends again.
00:25:55You should definitely let her know that that's not true.
00:25:58You're right.
00:26:00It's time to put everyone's loyalty to the test.
00:26:08Everyone.
00:26:08Everyone, I've decided that it's time to take a vote.
00:26:12Everyone must decide right now whether Jules stays or I do.
00:26:18Mia, would you relax?
00:26:20We're not taking a vote.
00:26:21We're not on Survivor, all right?
00:26:24What's Survivor?
00:26:26A show for old people.
00:26:27Ew!
00:26:28That's so boring.
00:26:30I'm kidding.
00:26:32Guys, guys, I'm just kidding.
00:26:35Yeah, I'm just kidding.
00:26:36What game is she trying to play?
00:26:39Whatever it is, I know it won't be good for me.
00:26:42Come on, Mia.
00:26:44We used to be best friends.
00:26:46Can't we just tolerate each other for one summer?
00:26:49You're right.
00:26:50We did used to be best friends.
00:26:53And I have the red receipts to prove it.
00:26:59It's time to find out what Jules really said about all of you behind your back.
00:27:04What are you talking about?
00:27:06I never said anything about it that saved it.
00:27:09Proof's right here.
00:27:12And Noah, I saved the best for last.
00:27:16Don't you want to know what Jules said about you?
00:27:21I bet you're dying to find out what your little girlfriend said about you behind your back.
00:27:26I think everyone should find out what Jules really said about them.
00:27:32Oh, Emmett, this one's about you.
00:27:35Emmett is so dumb because he thinks that vegans can't eat pussy.
00:27:41They can?
00:27:42I never said that.
00:27:44Mia did.
00:27:45She's framing me with the text that she sent.
00:27:48Oh, and this one says that Destiny's boob job doesn't even look like it made a difference.
00:27:53Hey!
00:27:54I made good money for these.
00:27:57Mia, would you knock it off?
00:27:58Jules will never say any of those things, alright?
00:28:00Really?
00:28:02Because this one's about you, Noe.
00:28:04She sent this to me after the first time you two lovebirds hooked up.
00:28:07Noah is arrogant, cocky, and needs to be the best at everything.
00:28:13Him and Emmett are perfect as roommates together.
00:28:16You said that about me?
00:28:18I can explain.
00:28:20Save your breath.
00:28:21I can explain.
00:28:30Oh, bitch!
00:28:32Don't touch me!
00:28:33Get off of me!
00:28:35Get off of me!
00:28:46You're so hot.
00:28:47Say that again with your shirt off.
00:29:15You and Jules are officially over.
00:29:17No, no, no way dude like I'm just gonna distract myself screw around a little bit
00:29:23She'll come falling back
00:29:27Speak of the devil
00:29:33You hooked up with Jules dude, look you don't know what's going on
00:29:39What do you mean Jules, it's pretty fucking clear, you hooked up
00:29:45Fuck
00:29:46Yeah, you're fucked
00:29:48Emmett, stop
00:29:49Fuck you Jules
00:29:50Stop
00:29:55Did you post this?
00:30:06Jules, did you post this?
00:30:12I don't know
00:30:13Jules, why would you take a video of us having sex and post it?
00:30:17What are you trying to be a porn star?
00:30:20I didn't do anything
00:30:22Jules, it's a little hard to trust you when my dick is on everybody's phone
00:30:26You know what?
00:30:28Everyone was right about you
00:30:29You're just like all the other douchebags on this campus
00:30:32Whoa, you don't mean that
00:30:35Lose my number
00:30:36I never want to see you again
00:30:38Fine
00:30:40Feelings mutual
00:30:44Great
00:30:45You just blew it with a girl you've had feelings for since freshman year
00:30:51Mia, thank god you're here
00:30:54Listen, Jules
00:30:55None of us want to be associated with you anymore
00:30:59You're a skank
00:31:00So get out and don't come back
00:31:14Help! Help!
00:31:30You...
00:31:31You saved me?
00:31:33You saved me?
00:31:45That feels better, doesn't it?
00:31:49And now since I saved you
00:31:52Maybe you can make me feel better
00:31:54Emmet
00:31:56Don't even think about it
00:31:58Go on Jules, tell your boyfriend how I saved you
00:32:01Jules, tell Emmet to leave
00:32:03We have to talk
00:32:07Emmet, thank you for saving me but I got it from here
00:32:16One step closer to making her lie
00:32:25Jules, what the fuck was that?
00:32:27I can explain everything
00:32:28Good, explain
00:32:30Now
00:32:37You're a hottie, you know that?
00:32:39Takes one to know one
00:32:41Remember, don't tell anybody about this, okay?
00:32:50You're right
00:32:50You're right
00:32:51We shouldn't tell anyone
00:32:56Trust me
00:32:58We won't stay secret for long
00:33:00I couldn't keep you to myself even if I tried
00:33:14You know, once we make this official, I'm gonna post this everywhere
00:33:18That way everyone can see it
00:33:20But for right now
00:33:23It's party time
00:33:31OMG, I finally hooked up with Noah
00:33:35I wouldn't hook up with him if he was the last person on earth
00:33:38How could you hook up with your ex-boyfriend's roommate?
00:33:41You don't know him like I do
00:33:44If you saw him naked, you'd understand
00:33:47Ew, spare me the visual
00:33:49I thought you hated that guy
00:33:51Noah is arrogant, cocky, and probably needs to be in therapy
00:33:54He and Emmet are the perfect matches roommates
00:33:58But I like him more than I ever liked Emmet
00:34:02More than I ever liked anyone
00:34:05The rest of the texts were all things that Mia said to me
00:34:09Except for the one about you
00:34:11Except for the one about you
00:34:12I called you arrogant and cocky
00:34:14That's true
00:34:19Right before I told her I have feelings for you
00:34:31Is that true?
00:34:35It's true
00:34:37I liked you
00:34:40Jules, how am I supposed to trust you?
00:34:42I mean really
00:34:45Alright, I need to see the texts from your phone
00:34:47So that way I can know that they're legit
00:34:50Maybe if I show Noah the texts, he'll finally believe me
00:34:55I guess you can't
00:34:57There's no way for me to prove it
00:35:05I know it was a really long time ago
00:35:08But when I really think about it
00:35:10I really liked you Jules
00:35:12I really did
00:35:17I give those two until the end of today?
00:35:20To what, Bone?
00:35:23They're just doing this to make me mad
00:35:24It's like they're obsessed with me
00:35:27I don't think they'll remember you exist
00:35:33Then I'll make them remember
00:35:40Okay, the rules of the game are simple
00:35:42You take a hit of the vape and pass it around
00:35:45When the smoke stops, you kiss whoever blew it to you
00:35:50Mhm
00:36:15She's never kissed me like that
00:36:18My turn
00:36:28Hm, no smoke
00:36:30Looks like we have to kiss
00:36:36The road
00:36:55Keep the circle moving
00:36:58If you wanna really piss me off
00:37:01Kiss me like you mean it
00:37:06Get off
00:37:08Dude, I took a virginity
00:37:09What's a little pack?
00:37:13Why would you tell everyone that?
00:37:15Remember that six pack you bought me for doing the deed?
00:37:23Hey, Jules!
00:37:24Jules!
00:37:25You're a pig!
00:37:26Hey, Emmett is lying, okay?
00:37:28He's lying
00:37:28I knew that you guys were hooking up, alright?
00:37:30But that was well before I had feelings for you
00:37:34You have feelings for me?
00:37:41I knew that you guys were hooking up, alright?
00:37:43But that was well before I had feelings for you
00:37:45You have feelings for me?
00:37:47Yes, Jules, I have feelings for you
00:37:49You do?
00:37:51Yeah, I have all the feelings
00:37:54Confusion, frustration, blind rage
00:37:56You predict!
00:37:57Yeah, but you know what?
00:37:58Sometimes, Jules, sometimes you make me really happy
00:38:02Look, I know that you're hurt
00:38:05I broke your trust
00:38:06And when that video was leaked, my trust was broken too
00:38:10What do you mean?
00:38:11I mean I trusted you and you let me down
00:38:13And now I'm saying I would do anything to try again
00:38:17Do you wanna get back together?
00:38:21You said no feelings
00:38:23Yeah, you're right
00:38:27So tell me you wanna be with me
00:38:28Tell me you wanna break the rules and end the contract
00:38:31Tell me you wanna do this for real
00:38:32Tell me that you wanna give up the money
00:38:42Well, looks like our favorite couple survived the ring of fire
00:38:45Ew, why is he so obsessed with her?
00:38:48Doesn't he know that she's poor?
00:38:50I didn't know she was poor
00:38:54Her parents lost all their money after her dad died of cancer
00:38:57And the only reason why I know that is because my dad owns the hospital that her mother still owes
00:39:02money to
00:39:03Maybe we should take Jules shopping so she can forget she's poor
00:39:06Spending money always makes me feel better
00:39:09Yes, yes, that's a great idea, you should go do that right now
00:39:12Yes!
00:39:19It's not that easy
00:39:21Stop avoiding the question
00:39:22I'm not avoiding it
00:39:24Look, if I don't get the money, I'll lose everything
00:39:29What do you mean?
00:39:31I mean, Mia and I want to take you shopping
00:39:36Destiny, me and Jules are talking
00:39:38And she was about to answer a very important question
00:39:41I don't wanna go shopping with Mia
00:39:43But I really don't wanna lie to Noah and tell him I don't have feelings for him
00:39:47Or tell him about my dad and the debt
00:39:51We can talk later, I promise
00:40:04The girls go shopping, Saturdays are for the boys
00:40:11Must be embarrassing for everyone to realize how much she wants me
00:40:13I cannot wait to crush your ego once I get Jules and the Lehman internship
00:40:19Dude, the Lehman internship is the hardest internship in the entire country
00:40:23It was tailored for Sigmas, like me
00:40:26The internship is mine
00:40:28Believe me, me and Jules are in this for good
00:40:30Or at least until the end of the summer and I have to pay up
00:40:42If it isn't my favorite customer!
00:40:45Oh, that dress you ordered finally came in
00:40:49Oh my god, it's gorgeous!
00:40:51Yes!
00:40:52I'm gonna go try this on!
00:40:57Christ!
00:41:01You ordered the wrong size!
00:41:03Uh, no, I used the measurements that you gave me
00:41:06No, you didn't! That's impossible! It doesn't fit!
00:41:09Maybe the zipper's stuck!
00:41:11What are you doing?
00:41:13I'm shopping
00:41:15Do you not remember me?
00:41:17I used to be in here all the time
00:41:19Oh, she can't afford this place anymore
00:41:21She can only shop at thrift stores
00:41:24But what Mia says goes
00:41:26So your money's no good here
00:41:29You know what?
00:41:30You're right!
00:41:31I have better things to do than to be dealing with shrewds like you
00:41:36That's it! You're out!
00:41:38Oh, Mr. Allen! Excuse me!
00:41:41I'm just gonna take out the trash
00:41:43Trash?
00:41:44That's my girlfriend
00:41:45Oh!
00:41:51Apparently, I'm too poor to even stand in this boutique
00:41:55See this car?
00:41:58Has no spending limit
00:41:59My girlfriend can get whatever she wants
00:42:02And I would like to try this dress on first
00:42:05No way! This is mine!
00:42:07Are you gonna purchase it?
00:42:08Not with this janky little zipper
00:42:11Great, let's try it on, Jules
00:42:27What do you think?
00:42:32Noah?
00:42:35Will you come help zip me up?
00:42:39Of course
00:42:46You know, there's only one problem with this dress
00:42:49Is it too expensive?
00:42:51No!
00:42:52It breaks a no boner rule
00:43:02Well, aren't you gonna thank me?
00:43:10Thank you, Noah
00:43:13You can be pretty sweet sometimes
00:43:16Like lipstick on a fucking pig
00:43:23Put the dress on my card
00:43:28Excuse me!
00:43:29Excuse me, um
00:43:30I am missing a very expensive necklace
00:43:35I bet she stole it
00:43:36I would never
00:43:37Then dump out your bag and prove it
00:43:42Fine
00:43:43Whatever, Mia
00:43:57See?
00:43:58Told ya!
00:44:04I don't know how that got there
00:44:06Well, she stole it
00:44:09And...
00:44:09I believe that $500 is a felony
00:44:14Call the police
00:44:16Don't call the police
00:44:18This is all my fault
00:44:19No, it's not
00:44:20Yes, it is
00:44:22I wanted to surprise you, so I put the necklace in your purse
00:44:26But I was gonna pay for it once everybody left
00:44:28You can't do this
00:44:30It's a waste of money
00:44:32Neither of us want me to win
00:44:34It's worth it, trust me
00:44:37And you look beautiful in that dress
00:44:39Put the necklace on my card as well
00:44:41Please and thank you
00:44:46Hey!
00:44:51Hey!
00:44:53Okay?
00:44:55There he is
00:44:57Jules is looking pretty hot tonight
00:45:00Yeah, Jules looks out every night
00:45:01Well, enjoy it while it lasts
00:45:03Because after tonight
00:45:04I'll have a little slut pecking for me
00:45:11Watch your mouth
00:45:12Don't talk about Jules like that
00:45:15Okay, dude
00:45:16Jules was mine first
00:45:18I dumped her, okay?
00:45:20It's a matter of time before she comes running back to me
00:45:22Jules broke up with you, so she could be with me
00:45:27Okay, alright
00:45:29Let's add some heat to her, bet
00:45:31Yeah?
00:45:32I get Jules' panties off, by the end of tonight
00:45:34You hand over the Lehman internship
00:45:36And never come back to the summer house, hmm?
00:45:39Fine, and when you don't hook up with Jules
00:45:41I want you to back off of her for the rest of the summer, okay?
00:45:43I don't even want you looking at her
00:45:46Deal
00:45:51You better not make me go into that club alone
00:45:55Jules, you are looking so hot in that dress
00:46:04Eat shit
00:46:05Hey
00:46:07Don't leave my side the rest of the night, okay?
00:46:11Enjoy it while it lasts, Noah
00:46:12Because I'm not letting Jules leave tonight
00:46:14Unless it's with me
00:46:25Hey
00:46:30Where did Destiny and Mia go?
00:46:32Uh, I don't know
00:46:34Jules
00:46:36You, uh, you didn't answer my question
00:46:38About what?
00:46:40The music in here?
00:46:41Because I think it sucks
00:46:43Jules
00:46:45Tell me that you want to be with me
00:46:47For real
00:46:48No contracts and no money
00:46:50I mean it
00:46:52I need Jules to come with me
00:46:54Uh, Destiny, we're right in the middle of something
00:46:56Like I care, I need Jules to come backstage with me
00:47:02I'm sorry
00:47:03We'll talk about it later, okay?
00:47:06Have fun
00:47:08Here, put this on
00:47:10I entered us into a lap dancing competition
00:47:16You're crazy
00:47:17Well, if you're too afraid, you can just back out now
00:47:24You're on
00:47:31Follow me
00:47:32Follow me
00:47:37Let the show begin
00:47:39Let the show begin
00:47:48You think you're hot shit?
00:47:51Well, it's time for you to prove it
00:47:54Everyone in the club get hot and happy
00:47:58Tonight is Electric Lounge's lap dance competition
00:48:04The rules are simple
00:48:06Each one of these smoke shows
00:48:08Will give one lucky man a lap dance
00:48:12And you get to vote on who is hotter
00:48:17There's a song
00:48:19Of here
00:48:23A
00:48:26One
00:49:42You're the most beautiful girl here.
00:49:45Show them all.
00:49:57The tears on your face, you're falling in vain when you cry.
00:50:06This same woman sings, I love you when you cry.
00:50:16Yo, Jason, dude, I need the Lady Killer special now.
00:50:23Yeah?
00:50:23Yeah.
00:50:24I got you.
00:50:30And the winner of the lap dance contest is...
00:50:42Mia!
00:50:44Woo!
00:50:48As the winner, you get to smooch the hottie in the chair!
00:50:52Yeah!
00:50:53I can deal with public humiliation, but I can't deal with public property.
00:51:00Here we go!
00:51:01Jules, wait!
00:51:07You look upset.
00:51:10What are you, my therapist?
00:51:12Fuck off!
00:51:13No, just the guy who hates seeing a pretty girl so sad.
00:51:20Jules, I have something that can make you feel better.
00:51:27What is that?
00:51:28Oh, we got time.
00:51:29Come on, Jules.
00:51:31You want to have some fun?
00:51:33No, thanks.
00:51:36Jules, I'm not letting you leave until you take these.
00:51:39Something tells me that Emmett's not going to leave me alone until I do this.
00:51:44Better play along.
00:51:55Bottoms up.
00:51:57Cheers.
00:52:00Alright.
00:52:02Turn that shit around so you can grind on me.
00:52:03Come on.
00:52:04I'm gonna go change.
00:52:10Desti, have you seen Jules?
00:52:12I saw her running off to the dressing room.
00:52:14Emmett was with her.
00:52:17That little shit.
00:52:25Don't move.
00:52:32What do you think you're doing?
00:52:34Stop denying yourself, Jules.
00:52:36Jules.
00:52:36Both know you want this.
00:52:38Be gentle.
00:52:40Just like our first time, remember?
00:52:42Back off.
00:52:44Just relax, baby.
00:52:45Let that E kick in.
00:52:47You gave me drugs so you could fuck me?
00:52:49Oh.
00:52:50I was gonna fuck you anyways.
00:52:53Let go of me.
00:52:54This is just gonna take a minute.
00:52:56Oh, shut up.
00:52:57Oh, yeah, that's right.
00:52:58Mom for me.
00:52:59I mean...
00:53:02Jules?
00:53:02Jules?
00:53:04Jules?
00:53:04Jules, are you in there?
00:53:05Noah!
00:53:06Help me!
00:53:10Noah!
00:53:11Help me!
00:53:14Emmett!
00:53:15Get off of her!
00:53:17You had no problem sharing her when she was my girlfriend.
00:53:20What's the big deal now, huh?
00:53:24Emmett!
00:53:24She doesn't want you!
00:53:26What are you doing?!
00:53:27She wants me so bad, dude.
00:53:30Even if she won't say so.
00:53:37Dude, I thought we were friends.
00:53:39I'd never be friends with a piece of shit like you.
00:53:43Wait! Stop!
00:53:44Stop!
00:53:48This asshole isn't worth it.
00:54:06You look like shit.
00:54:09Jules just kicked my ass.
00:54:11All I did was try to give her a compliment.
00:54:14Hey!
00:54:16Keep your hands off my boyfriend.
00:54:23Leah, stop.
00:54:26This bitch wants to be me so bad, it's fucking pathetic.
00:54:30Emmett just tried to assault me.
00:54:32Be so fucking for real.
00:54:33Emmett would never want to skank like you.
00:54:35You're just jealous because Emmett is hooking up with me.
00:54:40And, you know what?
00:54:43He's coming back to the house with me.
00:54:45Tonight.
00:54:47Mia, sit down.
00:54:49Emmett, if you ever come near the summer house again, I will kill you.
00:54:54Okay, Noah, let's go.
00:54:55Let's go.
00:55:01I'm not letting you take Noah from me.
00:55:12Thank you for getting me out of there.
00:55:15Ow!
00:55:17You're hurt.
00:55:18Let me help you.
00:55:29I want to kill that guy for touching you.
00:55:44I still think I should take you to a hospital.
00:55:46I mean, you just never know what those pills could have been laced with.
00:55:49Really.
00:55:50I didn't take them.
00:55:52You didn't take the pills?
00:55:59You know, I got something better than E.
00:56:01It's twice as fun.
00:56:03And I've been saving it just for you.
00:56:13What are you trying to give me?
00:56:19Rocky Road.
00:56:22Ow!
00:56:24Hey, I got you ice cream, and this is how you repay me?
00:56:26How are you capable of being an asshole even when you're trying to be nice?
00:56:32I'm not an asshole.
00:56:33No, you're the king of assholes.
00:56:37You know, I don't know how saving you from a rapist freak makes me the king of assholes, but...
00:56:43Whatever.
00:56:48I gotta show you something.
00:57:00I never let anybody else in after you broke up with me.
00:57:07And I only dated Mia to make you jealous.
00:57:15It worked.
00:57:29I've wanted you all summer.
00:57:31Stop waiting.
00:57:35I need you.
00:57:36Now.
00:57:42What if somebody sees?
00:57:44Everybody's at the club.
00:57:46I'm taking you upstairs.
00:58:23I'm taking you upstairs.
00:58:24Hi, this is Alan.
00:58:26It's Mia.
00:58:27Yeah.
00:58:27Noah's girlfriend.
00:58:29He was hinting at proposing to me soon, and we would just love it if you were here for it.
00:58:37Okay.
00:58:38Bye.
00:58:51Hey, sleepy mom.
00:58:54What are you doing up so early?
00:58:56I thought I wore you out last night.
00:58:58I'm ready for another round.
00:59:01Hey, can you knock?
00:59:02Can you put your boner away?
00:59:05Get up!
00:59:07Get up!
00:59:07Get up, get up, get up!
00:59:09Hey, unless there's a fire, I'm not getting up.
00:59:10It's worse than a fire!
00:59:15Mom's on the way, and she can't see Jules.
00:59:24You're fucking with me.
00:59:25What's the big deal?
00:59:26Uh, there's the drugs.
00:59:27And the mess.
00:59:28And you.
00:59:29What about me?
00:59:29She, like, totally thinks you're a slut.
00:59:31But, like, in a bad way.
00:59:32Look, my mom knows about the sex tape, and she blames you for the whole thing.
00:59:37I need to get out of here.
00:59:39I'll hide Jules.
00:59:39I'll distract mom.
00:59:44Yo, Jason.
00:59:45I'm gonna go hide Jules.
00:59:46Do not let my mom know that we're here, alright?
00:59:54Tell me when the coast is clear.
00:59:55Got it.
01:00:05Get your brother.
01:00:07Now.
01:00:14Mommy!
01:00:15Wait!
01:00:15Noah!
01:00:17Uh...
01:00:21My baby boy!
01:00:23Mom!
01:00:24Hi!
01:00:25Hey!
01:00:25Mom!
01:00:26I thought you were in Fiji with, uh, Roberto.
01:00:29Mia called and said she needed the family ring.
01:00:32To propose!
01:00:38Why are you hiding in a closet?
01:00:43None of your business.
01:00:44Yes.
01:00:45Okay.
01:00:46Well, I was just looking for you because Noah wants to see you in the living room.
01:00:53I can't wait for you to propose to Mia.
01:00:57What is that slut doing here?
01:01:03You're the girl from the sex tape.
01:01:05Get out of this house.
01:01:07Mom.
01:01:07Noah, a little help?
01:01:08Uh, Mom.
01:01:10Uh, this is Jules and she's going to be our help for the summer.
01:01:17Uh, yes.
01:01:18It fills my heart with so much joy to serve your son.
01:01:23Well, it's nice to see you with your clothes on.
01:01:28Lisa.
01:01:29My second mommy.
01:01:30Mwah.
01:01:31Mwah.
01:01:32Mwah.
01:01:32We need to talk about engagement plans.
01:01:34Oh, yes, we do.
01:01:38You're marrying Mia now?
01:01:39I have no idea what got into her head.
01:01:42I am so sorry, okay?
01:01:43But after dinner tonight, I'm going to explain everything to her.
01:01:46Look, just play along for a couple hours, okay?
01:01:49Please?
01:01:59My head hurts.
01:02:01Can you make yourself useful and get me some aspirin?
01:02:03Yeah.
01:02:04I have some in my purse.
01:02:06Oh, thanks.
01:02:12She has my hair.
01:02:21Water.
01:02:23Water.
01:02:23I need water.
01:02:25Jules?
01:02:28What did you give my mom?
01:02:30Aspirin.
01:02:31Aspirin?
01:02:32Woo!
01:02:33It's so hot in here.
01:02:36Jules, do you have any more of that aspirin?
01:02:41No.
01:02:42Woo!
01:02:43Hey, I have an idea.
01:02:45Why don't we invite some of your hot friends over?
01:02:48I'm feeling like a cougar.
01:02:51Wow!
01:02:51Alright, that's enough.
01:02:52I've got to talk to you.
01:02:54Woo!
01:02:55Jules, what is wrong with her?
01:02:57Your mom took the drugs that Emmett gave me at the club.
01:03:00No way.
01:03:01You gave her those?
01:03:02I didn't give them.
01:03:04She found them.
01:03:05Should we call an ambulance?
01:03:06Oh, no fucking way, Jules.
01:03:08She hates you already.
01:03:09What is she going to think when she finds out that you gave her drugs?
01:03:14Where did she go?
01:03:30Mom!
01:03:31Get out of the pool!
01:03:32No way!
01:03:33It feels so good!
01:03:35Oh!
01:03:37Oh wait, no!
01:03:40Ow!
01:03:41I'm drowning!
01:03:43Mia!
01:03:44Save me!
01:03:46Absolutely not!
01:03:47I'm drowning!
01:03:48I'm not going in there!
01:03:50Help!
01:03:52Help!
01:03:55Help!
01:04:03Oh!
01:04:05Oh!
01:04:06Oh!
01:04:08Oh!
01:04:08Oh!
01:04:08Oh!
01:04:10Oh!
01:04:10Oh!
01:04:11Oh!
01:04:11You saved me?
01:04:15here i brought you some tea
01:04:23i was wrong about you i'd much rather see my son with you than a girl like mia
01:04:36thank you for taking care of her i hope i was a good maid
01:04:42yeah i should give you a raise can you ever be serious for more than two seconds
01:04:48you know maid girlfriend it doesn't matter
01:04:54i still gotta pay you to hang out with me no feelings remember
01:05:06i'd throw that contract away if it were up to me
01:05:10i'll tear it up right now i mean it
01:05:16i need that money more than i want you
01:05:20when my dad died he left my family with thousands of dollars in medical debt
01:05:25if i don't get that money then my mom will lose her house
01:05:30so it was really always just about the money
01:05:34really when i started our relationship
01:05:55i want to give you the money
01:05:57not as your boss
01:05:59as your boyfriend
01:06:01jules i want to give you everything
01:06:05i don't know what to say
01:06:10just let me take care of you
01:06:17and tell me that you love me
01:06:21i don't think i can say it
01:06:26let me take care of you
01:06:28it's the least you can do
01:06:31fine
01:06:33you can take care of me okay
01:06:36and you don't have to tell me that you love me
01:06:39i know you do
01:06:44good morning everyone
01:06:46oh my god lisa you're okay
01:06:49oh i'm just so happy that this little petty bitch didn't kill you
01:06:54i was just leaving
01:06:55you're not leaving jules
01:06:58we need to talk about how you ruined my son's life
01:07:03after your little sex video was released
01:07:07at first i wanted to tell you to get out of my son's life forever
01:07:11but after you saved me
01:07:15all i can say is
01:07:18welcome to the family
01:07:23you were supposed to give me your family ring
01:07:27that was before you left me to drown
01:07:31i'm off to see my new boyfriend ronaldo in cancun
01:07:36adios
01:07:38bye mom
01:07:43i'll figure out a way to break you two up
01:07:47good luck with that
01:07:49i don't need luck
01:07:50i have a really big brain
01:07:58there must be something incriminating in here
01:08:05what is this
01:08:08hmm
01:08:13ugh
01:08:15ew what died in here
01:08:17my manhood
01:08:19listen i have something juicy for you
01:08:25i don't like to read
01:08:27it's a contract between jules and noah
01:08:30they're faking their entire relationship so he can get that stupid layman internship
01:08:35it's cheating
01:08:37oh great you finally figured it out good boy
01:08:42i think it's time for you to cheat too
01:08:50i thought this was summer vacation
01:08:53i know i know
01:08:55but i've got to work on my presentation for the layman internship
01:09:02what up lovebirds
01:09:04emin i thought i told you i'd kill you if i saw you
01:09:06you wouldn't want to do that in front of our guests
01:09:12who are you
01:09:15i'm the man who holds noah's future in his hands
01:09:25mr lehman it's uh great to meet you uh what are you doing here
01:09:29emma called me up and told me about your summer house setup
01:09:33i'm a guy who likes to party
01:09:37hmm the name's andrew but my friends call me andy
01:09:41i'd like to be your friend
01:09:45noah can you help out your friend here he seems a little confused
01:09:54mr lehman why don't i take you to a night on the town
01:09:57uh i'm a high profile guy who likes to get lots of trouble
01:10:00and emma promised me lots of trouble
01:10:05the next intern for lehman corp will be responsible for keeping me entertained
01:10:10and i get bored easy
01:10:15your interview for lehman corp starts now
01:10:21interview starts now dopest candidate gets the dopest internship
01:10:27well i'll see you in the office hey how about i show you out to the pool that's where all
01:10:32the babes are rocking their swimsuits
01:10:41that's the guy you want to work for he's a total clown
01:10:46andrew lehman is one of the most successful tech billionaires in the industry
01:10:51and if i work for him my career will be made but don't you already have enough money
01:10:56jules i had a 4.0 gpa
01:10:59i was the captain of every sports team i was on and i networked like a motherfucker
01:11:03i was just trying to crawl out from underneath my father's legacy and have my own career
01:11:08and then our sex tape got released
01:11:11and all my job prospects were completely toast the only interview i got was for lehman corporation
01:11:18jules i need this internship and so do you because without it i can't give you the hundred thousand dollars
01:11:26you lied to me no i didn't lie to you i just i just didn't tell you everything i'm sorry
01:11:38everybody let's get the party started
01:11:48looks like i found my lady for the night
01:11:55i've met a lot of pretty girls there's something special about you you're so beautiful
01:12:04thanks but i'm taken i'm not trying to marry you noah tell me who snatched this hottie up that'd be
01:12:15me
01:12:18you're a lucky man i know
01:12:24how long is he gonna be here i'll protect you look at here the happy little couple
01:12:33from whole mates to soul mates
01:12:39emmett noah and i are talking can you go entertain your little friend yeah well i just wanted to
01:12:46congratulate the big man yeah he's finally gonna win our bet what bet
01:12:54what bet i told noah that if you guys can make it throughout the summer i would
01:13:00drop out of the internship pool that's not true yeah it is i thought noah would
01:13:07pussy out if i won so i recorded the whole thing you play that i'll kick your ass
01:13:15i don't want to hear it yeah i'd probably break your heart to know that you were just a bet
01:13:21to noah hmm i was nothing but a bet to you i was nothing but a bet to you
01:13:29i was nothing but a check to you both of you can fuck off
01:13:41i don't care about anybody except jules
01:13:58what were you thinking that noah would fall in love with you and save your family
01:14:03i've been waiting all day to get you alone
01:14:08you're a sexy girl you could have a lot of fun i don't have time for that then make time
01:14:15there's a tradition at lehman the boys share their toys and i want to play with you
01:14:23i don't want to be played with if you play nice i'll give your boyfriend the little job
01:14:29the only reason why noah made his bet was to get this job
01:14:33even if this guy is an asshole i should hear him out what do i have to do
01:14:40let me borrow you for the night in your dreams
01:14:50mia you know where jules is you're still caught up on that skank maybe this outfit would change your
01:14:57mind yeah a lobotomy wouldn't make me change my mind about you get it through your head i want
01:15:03to be with jules why do you like her so much i don't like her i love her
01:15:14you know i feel sorry for you for falling in love with such a liar you know she planted that
01:15:20sex tape
01:15:21right yeah well she said she didn't found your girlfriend
01:15:28i don't know if i do what you say then you'll give noah this job yes and it's the only
01:15:42way you'd get in
01:15:43we only interviewed him as a favor to his mom my company looks down on sex tapes
01:15:51wait now i know where i recognize you damn you were great
01:15:58just one kiss that's all it takes to get your boyfriend a little job
01:16:07don't play hard to get
01:16:15get off of her
01:16:20get off of her let me have my fun then you can take your turn if you don't leave her
01:16:26alone i'm going
01:16:26to break your fingers you wouldn't dare you little shit you'll never work felina yeah it looks like i
01:16:35dodge a bullet there because i would rather fuck a literal cheese grater than work with any of you
01:16:39pervs at lehman you'll be hearing from my lawyer about my hand you want to mess with me you want
01:16:45to
01:16:45mess with me yeah why don't you sue me and we'll let all the papers know that you're a sleazy
01:16:49dirtbag
01:16:50who's chasing young girls around you know i bet your wife would love to hear about this please don't
01:16:55tell my wife get out of my face old man
01:17:08how could you do that to me jules
01:17:12how could you do that to me jules it wasn't what it looked like don't lie to me i saw
01:17:17you kiss him back
01:17:20i didn't kiss him but even if i did you made a bet with emmet about our relationship
01:17:27you were getting money out of the deal so why does it matter
01:17:32tell him that he's a good kisser and you want him right now tell him you love him it matters
01:17:39because it makes it clear that you're an arrogant
01:17:45asshole
01:17:50you're fired get out of my house
01:18:07you're gone for good
01:18:09bitch
01:18:13you never belonged with us
01:18:15and now it's your turn to go i played you and i won this has nothing to do with you
01:18:26oh honey this has everything to do with me
01:18:35i planted the camera in your room and then i got the sex tape of you and noah
01:18:41and then i uploaded it for everyone to see
01:18:50you thought you were better than me
01:18:53but i always win
01:18:55all i fucking do is win
01:19:00a miserable bitch like you will never win
01:19:13mom i saved the house
01:19:17it's too late
01:19:24maybe we can call the bank and figure something out
01:19:27someone bought it out from under us just this morning
01:19:31that's what happens when you lose sight of your goal
01:19:34you lose everything
01:19:49can i help you
01:19:51what are you doing in that uniform
01:19:54my dad cut me off after i lost the andrew lehman internship
01:19:58i guess he paid a lot of money to give me that job so
01:20:03do you anything
01:20:10i have a big tip for you
01:20:13seriously
01:20:16smile more
01:20:24this money feels dirty i never want to see this check again
01:20:40miss me
01:20:45miss me
01:20:46miss me
01:20:52get lost
01:20:53i deserve that
01:20:57look i wrote us up a new contract all right
01:21:00and i think you really like it
01:21:06is this the deed to my house
01:21:08yeah
01:21:10this morning i bought it
01:21:13you bought my house from under us
01:21:15look at the name on the title
01:21:19oh my god
01:21:21you put it under my name
01:21:24it's yours jules
01:21:26it's all yours
01:21:28but
01:21:29i am only giving it to you under one condition
01:21:33another condition
01:21:35what do you want me to be your fake girlfriend again
01:21:38sleep with your boss
01:21:39drug your mom
01:21:40no
01:21:43but i would like you to meet me at the summer house
01:21:46tonight
01:21:53at 8 pm
01:21:54and i want you to wear this
01:22:09what are you doing here
01:22:11noah told me to come
01:22:13really
01:22:14oh how pathetic
01:22:16noah's throwing me an engagement party
01:22:22he's proposing to you
01:22:24when did you two get back together
01:22:25well it's not official yet
01:22:28but he invited me here to pop the big question in front of everyone
01:22:31and even an idiot like you would know that he's proposing
01:22:35i guess after spending the entire summer being bored to death by you
01:22:39noah decided it was time to be with the best
01:22:44what do you want me to be here to watch you propose to mia
01:22:53propose
01:22:54who said anything about proposing to you
01:22:56oh please the big question
01:23:00yeah i do have a big question
01:23:03mia why did you plant that sex tape of jules and i
01:23:09how did you know about that
01:23:11well because i made a huge mistake
01:23:13and when you were leaving the summer house i heard you're in jules's fight
01:23:16you know the one where you told her that you planted the sex tape in our room
01:23:21okay fine yeah i planted the camera and i uploaded the video to the internet
01:23:27but i just wanted to watch your relationship blow up in all your faces
01:23:31what are you gonna do arrest me actually that's my job
01:23:35me and matthews you're under arrest for revenge porn
01:23:38what you're not actually doing this are you
01:23:40these are not what they're for call my dad
01:23:43oh daddy bye ma'am
01:23:48if you invited me here to watch that i appreciate it
01:23:53that's not why i invited you here
01:23:59everybody
01:24:01what is he doing
01:24:06i have invited you all here so i can share my secrets
01:24:12and here are my secrets
01:24:16i scream when i see spiders
01:24:19i do
01:24:20and i crashed my car on santa monica boulevard and i was so scared i just left it there
01:24:28and i cannot tell my left from my rights
01:24:30noah what are you doing you look like a crazy person
01:24:33and i have one more secret
01:24:36jules i am stupidly in love with you
01:24:43and i want to make it official jules right here in front of everybody
01:24:47i want everyone to know what you are
01:24:53yes noah i'll be your girlfriend
01:24:57even if i'm an asshole
01:24:58it's part of your charm
01:25:00i love you i love you right back
01:25:10everybody
01:25:11let's get this party started
01:25:13all i do is
01:25:23live
01:25:23i just
01:25:24i don't know
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