00:00Dougie!
00:01Hey!
00:01Hey!
00:03Uh, are you here for my husband?
00:06Yeah, wait.
00:08Listen, I'll give you $200.
00:14If you give me a kiss.
00:18What?
00:19Come on, neighbor.
00:20I've always liked you, and it's just a kiss on the cheek.
00:25A friendly one.
00:27And it's easy money.
00:35Satisfied?
00:36Yeah, I'll, um...
00:39I'll give you $800.
00:42If you give me a real one.
00:47You said just a friendly one?
00:50Yeah, $200 for a friendly one.
00:52$800 is more like an adult thing.
00:57And I'm paying apparently.
01:00Come on.
01:02Alright, just make it quick.
01:06That's enough.
01:07Now go!
01:08Wait, wait, wait, wait.
01:09I'll give you...
01:11I'll give you $2,000 more.
01:14Okay?
01:15$2,000.
01:17If you show me what's under the towel.
01:19Are you out of your mind?
01:20Just for five seconds, okay?
01:23$2,000 for five seconds is a good deal.
01:27Honey, everything alright out there?
01:29Yes, honey!
01:30That's my last offer and I'm gone.
01:33Two thousand.
01:34Five seconds.
01:38Hand over the money.
01:44Five, four, three, two, one.
01:49Well, was it worth it?
01:51Yes!
02:04Hey, who is that babe?
02:06Dougie, our neighbor.
02:08He's already gone.
02:09Hmm, Dougie?
02:10Hmm?
02:11Did he by any chance bring back $3,000 he borrowed from me?
02:17He said he'd pay me back today.
02:22Honey?
02:23Are you alright?
02:30Are you done chewing?
02:32Come on, chew up faster.
02:34What?
02:37Hey!
02:37There you are.
02:42Hey!
02:43Stop it!
02:45Stop it!
02:46Oh, come on.
02:48You really think you will fool me with this...
02:51loser?
02:52I don't...
02:53Sit down.
02:55He's way more attentive.
02:57No, you're serious.
02:58Sorry.
02:59Attentive.
03:02Attentive, you silly.
03:04Josh!
03:05Josh!
03:05Stop it!
03:06Josh!
03:07Stop it, please!
03:08Josh!
03:08Sir, is there a problem?
03:10No.
03:11No problem.
03:13Just small...
03:14misunderstanding.
03:16Yes, there is a problem.
03:17He's following me and my boyfriend and he won't leave us alone.
03:22Sir, I have to...
03:23No, no.
03:24I was just...
03:25Mistaken.
03:28Mistaken.
03:32Sorry.
03:44Is he watching?
03:46Yeah.
03:47Ah.
03:50Is that your ex?
03:52Yes.
03:53He hasn't figured it out yet.
03:57You're too good for him.
04:00Don't...
04:01Don't touch my hair, okay?
04:03Is he still watching?
04:09Yes.
04:12My name is Theo.
04:16Great.
04:18Oh, Theo.
04:19Honey.
04:20Hi.
04:21I didn't know anyone was joining us.
04:25Surprise, surprise, Mom.
04:27I want to tell you this for a while.
04:30This is my girlfriend.
04:34Oh.
04:35Christine, nice to meet you.
04:36What a beautiful name.
04:39So I won't disturb you then.
04:42Where are you going, ma'am?
04:44I have forgot I have the pie in my own.
04:48Pie?
04:49Wow.
04:49Maybe we should go with you then.
04:53To our place?
04:57Uh...
04:57Okay.
04:58Fine.
04:59But we need to buy any ingredients for the pie on our way home.
05:03Okay?
05:05Great.
05:07I have been waiting to introduce you to...
05:10Good.
05:11Let's go.
05:21So, for how long do you know each other?
05:27Uh...
05:28Uh...
05:28A month?
05:29One week.
05:33We've known each other for a month, but we have seen each other for a week.
05:47Theodore, I don't think that you need to be such unstoppable libertine.
05:51Yes, Theo.
05:52Hmm.
05:52Don't be.
06:10Uh...
06:10Mom, uh...
06:12Can you get some more coffee?
06:14Christine needs to stay awake.
06:16Sure.
06:17Yeah.
06:31I'm so sick of this maniac.
06:35What are you going to do?
06:37I don't know.
06:39He might hang around there for days.
06:42I know that.
06:47Why don't you stay with me here tonight, huh?
06:51Wait, stop.
06:52You do know that this thing...
06:53This is not serious, right?
06:55I have a really big bed in my room.
06:57No, stop.
06:58One more time.
06:59I'm not interested in you.
07:03I'm gay.
07:05I'm gay.
07:07Gay.
07:10Gay.
07:11I'm afraid to confess to my mom.
07:13She wouldn't understand.
07:15So...
07:15We can help each other.
07:18I've stayed the night.
07:20But maybe it would be just easier if you told her that.
07:25She has her own idea of what a man is.
07:28For me, you're very brave.
07:31Yeah.
07:32Talk about it.
07:33No, I'm serious.
07:34You stood up for me.
07:36And at the same time, you're very sensitive.
07:39Unlike this gorilla.
07:44Why did you leave him?
07:50Actually, he took me to a bar to watch football for my birthday.
07:57And then he said it was a gift.
08:00Are you kidding?
08:01And I showed up in stiletto heels and everything.
08:05And in the end, he knocked out the teeth of the bartenders because he was staring at me the whole
08:12evening.
08:14You smile when you talk about him.
08:17That's not true.
08:21Do you love him?
08:25Maybe.
08:29You know.
08:35I will talk to him.
08:36Wait.
08:37He'll kill you.
08:39I'm gonna try.
08:51Do you want some pie?
09:01Do you think you can just steal my girlfriend and then feed me?
09:04I'll explain everything.
09:07Okay.
09:09Try.
09:12I'm not her boyfriend.
09:14She wants you to pay more attention to her.
09:18Mm-hmm. As if I don't now.
09:21Man, taking a girl to a sport bar for her birthday party is not cutting it.
09:25All right.
09:27You're going down.
09:28Do you even know what she likes?
09:31Well, of course.
09:32But I don't like it.
09:35Man, love is about compromise.
09:38But how?
09:39Today is for football, but tomorrow is for the theater.
09:44Find some middle ground.
09:46And do you think it will work?
09:48Get in your account.
09:50Drive home and think about how you can surprise her.
09:54Okay.
09:56But if this doesn't work, I'm gonna dose you with gasoline and...
10:17I don't wanna share the same roof with you anymore.
10:20I didn't raise you like that, Theo.
10:24Wait, what?
10:26Get out!
10:28Mom!
10:29Theo.
10:31It looks like I...
10:32I told her that you're gay.
10:36You told her what?
10:40Tell me one more time why you did it.
10:46I thought it would be for the best.
10:49Damn it.
10:50I...
10:50I didn't realize she would react like that.
10:58I...
10:58feel uncomfortable.
11:04No.
11:06How could you?
11:07Without asking me?
11:16Good night, Theo.
11:20Next time, if you wanna help someone, ask.
11:26Just someone twice.
11:29Christine!
11:31Christine!
11:32Christine, please forgive me.
11:34I wanna be the man you need me to be.
11:38I love you more than words can say.
11:42Please don't take this love fade away.
11:46I wish I could go back in time
11:49and make things right with you, Christine.
11:56Shut up!
11:58You're horrible!
12:00Shut up!
12:01He's confessing his love!
12:04Josh!
12:04Josh, keep going!
12:06Do you like it, babe?
12:07Yes, it's great!
12:08I'm calling the police!
12:11You're all fool!
12:13Josh, come inside!
12:15I'm running, pumpkin!
12:22Do I have red eyes?
12:25She looks stunning.
12:34Babe.
12:36Can you forgive me?
12:40Not yet.
12:42But you're on the right track.
12:52What the hell is he doing here?
12:54Babe, we need to help Theo, okay?
13:12Oh!
13:14Help!
13:15Help!
13:17Good luck, Marshmallow.
13:20He's never coming back!
13:24Theo, honey!
13:26Are you okay?
13:27I'm fine, mom.
13:29Okay.
13:30What?
13:31Oh!
13:32Why didn't you tell me before?
13:35Why you were lying to me all this time?
13:37I was shocked.
13:40I was afraid.
13:42Of what?
13:45Aren't you...
13:46To the neighbors, we'll find out.
13:49Who cares?
13:52Tell me.
13:54Are you dating someone?
13:56Not yet, mom.
13:59Promise me that we'll have a pie together when he appears.
14:03Of course.
14:04Okay.
14:07I love you, mom.
14:08I love you too.
14:10I love you too.
14:12I love you too.
14:13I love you.
14:13Oh!
14:13Yes.
14:14It's sad...
14:15But...
14:15Tell me...
14:22Oh!
14:23Oh!
14:23What have you do?
14:24Well...
14:24Oh!
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