00:00Nope.
00:12Hi.
00:15I'm sorry.
00:16What, is this some sort of joke?
00:17Who brings a child to a date?
00:20Me.
00:22Okay.
00:23My sitter cancelled last minute, and I couldn't find a replacement.
00:26I really wanted to go on this date with you, and...
00:29We were in a really good connection.
00:31We did.
00:31That was before you dropped this bomb on me.
00:35You never told me that you had a kid.
00:39I guess you're right.
00:40But it's because every time that I told a guy I was on a date with, they would ghost me.
00:46And I didn't want that because you're just so sweet.
00:49Yeah, well, you figured, Rob.
00:51Because I don't want to get stuck playing father to someone else's child.
00:55Father?
00:56There's no other man.
00:57God, I adopted Daisy.
01:02Oh, great.
01:04So you're not just a single mother.
01:05You're an absolute lunatic.
01:07Who adopts a kid when they're living on their own?
01:11Okay, I get why you think this way, but I can explain everything during dinner.
01:17Come on.
01:18Yeah, that's not going to happen.
01:19Wait.
01:20What?
01:22I already paid for the tasting menu.
01:25I can't get a refund last minute.
01:28That sounds like a you problem.
01:29Uh, do me a favor.
01:30Lose my number.
01:37I know.
01:39Both of us can't be in tears now.
01:48Don't you have a date?
01:50The chick showed up with her baby.
01:53You're lying.
01:54I wish I was, bro.
01:55I mean, who does something like that?
01:57A crazy lady, that's who.
02:00That's exactly what I told her.
02:01And then she started whining about how she prepaid for the dinner and that she couldn't
02:07afford not to go.
02:08You know, blah, blah, blah.
02:09Jeez.
02:09Wait, so she not only showed up with the baby, but she's also broke?
02:13Dude, you dodged a bullet there.
02:15I know, right?
02:16And then she had the nerve to be upset that I called off the date.
02:21You know, it's like what Mr. Burton always says in those corporate seminars he makes its
02:25end.
02:26Winners find other winners in work and love.
02:30And any girl who's doing all that is definitely not a winner.
02:35So wait, when you first met her, did she tell you that she had a baby?
02:39Nope.
02:40Not even a word.
02:41That is crazy work, bro.
02:43She was trying to trick you into dating her.
02:45I mean, then again, it's probably the only way she can get a dude anyways.
02:51You know that, Ryan?
02:55You know what would be hilarious?
02:58If we got Megan and Amber, take them to dinner at that place that she's going to.
03:02You know, just rubbing her face a little bit.
03:04No.
03:06Show her what she's ever going to have.
03:08Do you think they're free?
03:09I'm texting them right now.
03:13Just the two of you this evening?
03:16I guess so.
03:18Is it possible to get that second taste selection to go?
03:24You bet.
03:25I'll get the first course right out to you and throw in a complimentary bottle of our finest red, if
03:30you like.
03:32Sure.
03:32That sounds perfect.
03:34Of course.
03:35If you need anything, just let me know.
03:42Here's to us.
03:44Wow.
03:45This place is fancy.
03:46Hello, everyone.
03:47Your table is this way.
03:48Actually, can we sit over there?
03:50That's cool, right?
03:51Yeah, of course.
03:52Let's go.
03:55Hey, look who it is.
03:57Yo, is that really her?
03:59I can't believe she still came to the restaurant.
04:01That's so sad.
04:03Wait, how do you know her?
04:04Oh, that's just some insane chick that showed up to a date with a baby.
04:09She brought a baby on a date?
04:11Why?
04:12Because she wants to be single forever.
04:13That's why.
04:16Imagine having to prepay for this meal.
04:19Oh, boy.
04:20Get whatever you want, ladies.
04:22Jake and I are expecting major promotions in a few days.
04:26That's right, yeah.
04:27You know, I always knew that we were going to be stars.
04:29And now, we're getting paid like stars.
04:34Which means, if you play your cards right, we can spoil you rotten.
04:38Okay.
04:40What?
04:41Now, I'm not trying to rub it in, seriously.
04:44But this has to be killing you a little bit, right?
04:46Seeing what you're missing out on.
04:48I'm actually glad that I saw this whole side of you.
04:51I'm relieved that you chickened out of our date.
04:54Chickened out?
04:55No, no, no, no, no.
04:56That is not what happened.
04:58You lied because you know that no man would ever want to go out with a broke, worn out, single
05:03mother.
05:03And you're just mad that I figured out your little scam.
05:06You know, he's right.
05:06To find a good man with your condition who is willing to deal with all of that, I mean, you've
05:13got to be rich or gorgeous.
05:14Oof.
05:15And she's neither.
05:17Oh, man.
05:19Oh, lady.
05:20How many good if she took that day away?
05:23Miss, is everything okay?
05:30Yo, yo, yo, look who?
05:31Look who just walked in.
05:32Who's that?
05:33That's our boss's boss, Henry Burton.
05:36He's worth millions and he has a bad temper.
05:38Hey, come on, bro.
05:40He's just a winner who has no time for screw-ups.
05:42We have to say hello to him.
05:43Dude, we've met him three times, okay?
05:44I doubt that he'd remember us.
05:46Still, he respects people who take initiative.
05:49When he sees the kind of woman that we can pull, he'll be extra impressed.
05:52Winners find winners and all that, right?
05:54And who knows, maybe we'll get an extra step on that ladder.
05:57Huh?
06:00Okay.
06:01We'll be right back, okay?
06:02Okay.
06:02Okay.
06:05Mr. Burton, sir.
06:05So great to see you.
06:07Yeah, we actually haven't met before and I wasn't sure if you remember us.
06:11I remember you, uh, Calvin, Jake.
06:14Good to see you.
06:16Uh, sir, I have to say, we didn't expect to see you here tonight.
06:20It was a last-minute call and I'm catching up with an old friend.
06:24And my daughter just raves about this place.
06:27Well, she has great taste.
06:28The apple doesn't fall far from the tree, am I right?
06:30Speaking of great taste, do you see those two beautiful ladies over there?
06:34They're our dates.
06:35Pretty good, huh?
06:36Uh-huh.
06:38Well, thanks for stopping by.
06:40Yeah.
06:41Um.
06:43Bring up something else.
06:44I talk about-
06:46Yeah, uh, sure, sure, yes, of course.
06:48I will- I will leave you guys to your dinner.
06:50But I have to say that Jake and I are gonna absolutely crush it for you in our new positions
06:55at work.
06:57Lucy?
06:58What?
07:00Oh, yeah, don't worry about her, sir.
07:02She's nuts.
07:03Lucy, what's wrong?
07:04Daddy, what- what are you doing here?
07:07Dad?
07:07Dad, what?
07:08I'm grabbing dinner with Carton.
07:10Have you been crying?
07:11What happened?
07:12First off, this jerk blew off our date just because I couldn't find a sitter for Daisy.
07:16And then he brought his friend and these two other women to taunt me or something.
07:21And then they said awful things about me being a single mother.
07:25They did what?
07:26Sir, we didn't know who she was.
07:28It was all one big joke.
07:30We were just having fun, that's all.
07:32Save it.
07:33You are both fired.
07:35What?
07:35Even if she wasn't my daughter, I refuse to allow someone so cruel to have any association
07:41with my company.
07:42If my granddaughter wasn't here, I'd deal with you both myself.
07:48Come on, honey.
07:50I'm taking you, Daisy and Carlton, to dinner somewhere else.
07:54Let's go.
07:58Hey, miss.
07:59I heard what those guys were saying and I thought you should know that not every guy
08:03thinks that way.
08:04In case you ever want me to take you on a real date.
08:09I would like that.
08:11I would like that.
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