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00:00How are you your name is
00:03I come from Taiwan
00:07Why did you decide to come on the show this year because the widget is a big shot
00:13I just want to win and perform for the king. Oh, well no more questions. Good luck
00:46I
00:50Fire fire
00:59What is she doing?
01:03You can try to break me
01:07I cut my teeth on people like you
01:11Mind your hair, mind your hair, mind your hair
01:14What you doing?
01:16I'm a step ahead
01:18Watch me wear my crown
01:19What is this?
01:33I'm a step ahead
02:11Oh my god, there comes a table
02:24She took it on the table
02:25She took it on the table
02:56Oh
03:10Obviously don't try this at home. It's very dangerous
03:42Oh
04:07We can do anything
04:30Wow my dogs
04:36This is the first good audition today
04:40Thank God for you
04:42That was actually quite incredible
04:44I've never ever ever seen, ever seen movie like that
04:47What do you think KSI?
04:49Being able to flip with your legs
04:52A pot of fire
04:58I love it
04:59Why not
05:01By the way, where is your partner?
05:04It's my husband
05:05Oh
05:12That is so sweet
05:14Nice to meet you
05:15It was visually stunning
05:18But at the same time really thrilling, really dangerous, really different
05:22I was really worried how close to that fire you came
05:26It was super dangerous
05:28So well done
05:30So good
05:31Okay
05:32I think I know where this is going
05:33Finally
05:35It's the first yes of tonight
05:38I need to see more
05:40It's a yes from me
05:42It's a yes from me
05:45Four yeses
05:54What's your name
05:55What's your name sorry?
05:56Fraser Pedman
05:57I'm from Glasgow
06:01Is this the biggest audience you've ever performed in front of?
06:04This is absolutely the biggest audience I've ever performed in front of
06:07Okay, well we are all behind you
06:08Good luck
06:09Thank you so much
06:15The odds of being born with albinism is 1 in 20,000 people
06:21I am one of those 1 in 20,000 people
06:24And I believe this gives me a special ability to connect with people
06:29You see, I've lived in a body that made the world stop and stare
06:34And the world didn't quite know what to make of me
06:37But there was one person who never saw me that way
06:40My mother
06:43Tonight, I'd like to share one of her lessons with one very special person
06:47But first, I have to find them
06:51Could everybody place your hand up like this?
06:54You can join in at home
06:57Follow along with me
06:58Thumbs up
07:01Thumbs down
07:03Open palm
07:06Okay sign
07:07Place it here on your chin
07:12Your chin is here
07:16Simon
07:17You got it right
07:18You'll be perfect
07:20Now we all have a childhood memory
07:22Of someone that had a profound impact on us when we were kids
07:26Tonight, Simon
07:27I'd like you to go back to when you were a young boy
07:30And think of a memory that had a profound impact on your life
07:34I want you to think of a name
07:36That you associate with this memory
07:38Think of someone
07:40Nobody could know
07:44Hang on
07:45Okay, got it
07:46Excellent
07:48Simon
07:49Lock eyes with me
07:51They say the eyes are the windows to the soul
07:55And right now
07:57I'm seeing
07:58Into your soul
07:59Just close those eyes
08:01I want you now to imagine Simon
08:04That we're connecting through the power of our imaginations
08:08Imagine sending that name from your mind
08:11To mine
08:20Okay, stop
08:21Open those eyes
08:22In a nice clear voice
08:24What was the first letter
08:26Of the name
08:27You were thinking of
08:43How about you take this to the next level
08:47Simon
08:48Don't say anything out loud
08:49But I want you to think of an object
08:51That you associate
08:52With this memory
08:54One word
08:55A word that I couldn't possibly know
08:58Now just so we can confirm this at the end
09:00Could you write that down on the piece of paper in front of you
09:03And fold it up and keep it in your hand
09:05Yeah
09:06Now there's no possible way
09:08I could know what this word is
09:09This hasn't been set up beforehand
09:11And Simon and I
09:14Haven't met before tonight
09:15That's true
09:17Look at
09:18Look at me
09:19Close your eyes
09:27Open your eyes
09:29Simon
09:29Do these numbers mean anything to you?
09:34No
09:35Well they do to me
09:40Amanda
09:41In front of you is my old school bag
09:43Could you reach in please
09:44And take out the objects from inside
09:46Amongst all of my stuff
09:47Is a small pocket dictionary
09:51Dictionary?
09:52You see when I was around 8 years old
09:55I used to carry it everywhere I went
09:58Not because I loved homework
09:59Or to impress anyone
10:02It was my shield
10:05You see when the other kids would ask
10:07Why my skin was so pale
10:08Or why my eyes looked strange in the light
10:11I didn't always have the words
10:14So I searched for them
10:15Hidden amongst those tiny pages
10:19Simon
10:20Close your eyes for me
10:21And think of that one word
10:23You wrote down earlier
10:24Over and over again
10:25Inside your mind
10:27Amanda
10:28Could I ask you to pick up the dictionary please?
10:30Yes
10:30And turn to page
10:3155
10:35Yes
10:36The next number Amanda is 1
10:38Could you place your finger
10:39On the first column of that page?
10:43Yes
10:43And the last number is 7
10:45Can you count down
10:477 bold words
10:49And place your finger
10:50Just below the 7th bold word
10:52From the top
10:54Now Simon's holding on to something
10:56Inside his mind
10:57Don't say that word yet
10:59Could I ask who was W?
11:02Mr Wilson
11:03Mr Wilson
11:04But what was this memory you were thinking of?
11:07When I was at my first school
11:11We were told by my headmaster
11:15About riding a bike down a hill
11:21What was the what you were thinking of?
11:25Bicycle
11:27What?
11:29Open your eyes
11:39What?
11:45You see tonight's lesson
11:47Is this
11:48No matter what barriers you face in life
11:51If you can see it in your imagination
11:53You
11:53Can be anything
11:56Thank you so much
12:00Thank you so much
12:17That's spooky
12:18That is unbelievable
12:21I don't think we've ever been
12:23Or surprised like that
12:24Because who knows what goes on in that mind
12:28Remember being at school
12:30And the headmaster was called Mr Wilson
12:32And he told us
12:34You've got to hang on
12:35To the handlebars on your bike
12:38No one's going to believe that
12:40They're not going to believe it
12:41I swear on my life
12:43That's it
12:44Yeah, your whole presentation was so lovely
12:46That was brilliant
12:48That's going to bother us for ages now, isn't it?
12:51Trying to work out how you did it
13:20What can I say?
13:22On the Royal Variety performance
13:24So it's a yes from me
13:26Thank you so much
13:27I'm saying yes
13:29Yes
13:30I have no idea what just happened
13:33That was incredible
13:34You're incredible
13:35Four yeses
13:40Hello
13:42How are you doing?
13:43Very good, thank you
13:44Good
13:45What's your name, please?
13:46My name's Paul Nanari
13:47Hiya, Paul
13:48Where are you from?
13:49I live in Sydney, Australia
13:50With my family
13:51I have three children
13:52I have a wife
13:52Okay
13:54So you came all the way
13:56From Australia
13:57To audition on the show
13:58I did
13:59Tell us a little bit about you
14:01My act is pretty unique
14:03And at the very least
14:04I want everyone in this crowd
14:06Rocking their pants off
14:08Yeah
14:10Rocking their pants off
14:11We'll try that
14:12Yeah
14:12Do you think you're going to win?
14:14That stopover in Abu Dhabi
14:16Was way too painful
14:18For me not to win
14:18So I'm winning
14:19That's a good answer
14:20Alright, I'm not going to ask you anything else
14:22We do like surprises, Paul
14:24Good luck
14:25Thank you
14:31No problem
14:31Go for it
14:33What do you think he's going to do?
14:35I have no idea
14:41Oh my gosh
14:43Oh
14:44No way
14:45Is he doing silk?
14:47They weren't expecting that
14:48No, they weren't
14:51If he's about to do
14:53What I think he's about to do
14:56Ready?
14:56I'm ready
14:57Here we go
15:07He's never going up with that
15:09Is he?
15:14What?
15:15Oh my god
15:16I thought this was my time
15:22To tell them the kingdom
15:24Call out the lions
15:25Spent too much money
15:28On a therapist
15:29Couldn't fix me
15:31I'm excited
15:31Gladiator
15:34Gladiator
15:35Gladiator
15:36Here to fight
15:37With the gods
15:38I'm a giant slayer
15:39I'm a shaker
15:41I'm a shaker
15:42Dominator
15:43Crape train wrecking ball
15:45I'm a gladiator
15:48Look how creepy he's going
15:49Look at that quick
15:54Tell me what it is
16:04If it wasn't difficult enough
16:06Now he's doing a blindfolded
16:28Oh my god
16:31Oh my god
16:35Oh, my God.
16:38Oh, you ultimate man!
16:54I've never, ever seen anything like it.
17:05Oh, no shaker, dominator, break train, wrecking ball on the plane, yeah.
17:24Oh, wow!
17:25So within there it just took me a minute to find it.
17:29If I were to be anybody else I'd just be hiding.
17:33Who I am!
17:38Who I am!
17:47That was insanely good!
17:53That was unbelievable.
17:56In the first half, we were impressed!
17:59And then you just opted again!
18:02That was one of the greatest things I've ever seen in my life.
18:05I'm actually speechless at this point.
18:11You're really amazing.
18:13That inspire millions and millions of people.
18:17No excuses, right?
18:19I love you.
18:22I've been doing this show a long time.
18:24And I have never had my pants rocked off as much as that.
18:31I mean, I actually can't believe what I saw.
18:35You're so brave as well.
18:37So good!
18:39So good!
18:41Well, Paul, um, look.
18:44Everything was going great until I saw that.
18:48They're called silks, right?
18:50I'm not a huge fan.
18:52And, however, I've now changed my mind.
19:01Actually, one of the most incredible things.
19:05I really do believe that.
19:07I've ever seen you.
19:11And you're so humble, and so nice, and so talented,
19:17and that's why we have...
19:23I've got to be me, I've got to be mine,
19:26I've got to be who I am inside.
19:28And finally, please, take it in here,
19:31and then I'm crying.
19:33It's only been there, it just took me a minute to find him.
19:37If I wouldn't be anybody else, I'd just be loving him.
19:42Who are you?
19:46Who are you?
19:53I mean, that was mega.
20:00Come on, come out with it.
20:02You got me.
20:06Whoa, sick bro.
20:09So sick.
20:10That was one of the greatest things you know only on this show that I've seen in my life never
20:15seen anything like it
20:16Can you imagine that at the Royal Bride too?
20:18That would blow everyone's mind
20:20If you dream something, you can make it happen
20:23But this is the dream come true for you
20:35Yeah, that's all yours
20:36Simon's been around for so long, he's seen so much, and to have him give
20:54I haven't even given him a chance
21:05What is going on?
21:08What is going on?
21:11What is it say?
21:13What is it say?
21:13What is it say?
21:15The chicken, comedian
21:25The chicken, comedian
21:26I think this is it
21:28I really thought this was going to be a great year
21:33See ya!
21:34What a stop!
21:40Season 19
21:44Hello, what's your name?
21:46Okay, so my name's Noah
21:47Where are you from?
21:49I'm from Somerset
21:50And what's the big dream?
21:52To get through to the live shows and win the competition and have a career that perhaps would be global
22:00Good dream
22:01And what would it mean to you to perform in front of the king?
22:05It would be amazing
22:05I mean, wouldn't that just be the pinnacle of success?
22:08Go on Noah, good luck
22:09Thank you
22:13I have a real passion for unusual musical instruments
22:16Okay
22:16So I have a drum machine and a bass synthesizer
22:21It sounds amazing
22:22And I thought, ah
22:23I wonder if I can make a backing track
22:24And then using this
22:26Which is a similar toy
22:27Which has a pen
22:28And when you press it on the keyboard
22:30You can play a tune
22:31And all I did
22:32The whole backing track is made out of those two things
22:35They're the smallest, quietest musical instruments
22:38And I'm going to mix it
22:39With my largest, loudest musical instrument
22:42Everybody
22:42I have come here today
22:44To give you the horn
22:46Whoa!
22:49And I hope you enjoy
22:52holy fucking
22:54Monique
23:00Yeah
23:05Nobody
23:09Come you
23:14Me
23:17Me
23:18You
23:18You
23:19Journal
23:19You
23:21You
23:21You
23:21Contro
23:21You
23:22Giveug
23:22oh
23:33Me and the audience loved that
23:38If you just played the song but you weren't on the stage the audience they would still be up dancing
23:45She's got a point
23:48I don't know if it's standing ovation worthy
23:52For me, it was just like being in the traffic jam
23:59Hello, how are you? Good and a little nervous. Where are you from? Japan
24:07What are your names? I'm Koitz and I'm Issei and we are Sunrise
24:23I'll pay the stage is yours. Good luck
24:25Thank you
26:23Yeah
26:28Oh
26:29Well done well done
26:31Amanda, what did you say? Oh my gosh, do you know?
26:33I think the last time we had button to early see we had it in a very traditional
26:38manner and I never thought it would turn into something that felt cool
26:46Incredible performance it was very very cool
26:52Simon what did you think I was thinking the same thing
26:54You look very cool great song. It has to be more interesting though next time
27:02Both of you did very very well great song choice my favorite song at the moment's my daughter's obsessed with
27:08it
27:08Yeah, and yes, we'd like to see more so I'm gonna kick this off with a yes
27:13It's a yes for me. It's a yes for me
27:16Four yeses
27:17Okay
27:22Arigato bezaimasu
27:25What's that?
27:55What's that?
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32:01What do you think?
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35:12What's that?
35:15What's that?
35:17What's that?
35:20I
35:20Just I wanted more
35:24The dog is very good. It's a yo ninja chill
35:30Hey, so do you have dogs or cats? I have cats. Thank you
35:38Stop pulling my chance
35:44Don't do my cats
35:47My point is a cat couldn't do that. I
35:54Think he is so smart and I think people are gonna really like
36:04I am going to say
36:09No
36:14It's a yes for me
36:16It's a yes for me
36:20You have three yeses
36:23Thank you very much
36:32Have you never seen this showcase I nobody ever says no to a dog. It's the rules
36:40I'm John Danbury and I'm currently live in Huddersfield
36:44Lovely
36:47Obviously the prize money is 250,000 pounds, but what would it mean to you to perform at the Royal
36:53Variety performance?
36:54The Royal Variety performance is the pinnacle of a variety artist's career, isn't it?
37:01Do you think you can win?
37:02Well, I wouldn't be here if I didn't think I had a chance
37:05That's a great answer
37:05All right
37:08All right you
37:09Shots fired
37:10Thank God
37:11Go on
37:11Okay
37:20That's life
37:23Oh, okay
37:25That's what all the people say
37:27You're riding high in April and shot down in May
37:33But I won't let it change my tune
37:39When I'm back on top
37:42Back on top of you
37:45I say that's life
37:48Oh!
37:50Hazel, you're up next
37:52Cause this old world keeps spinning around
38:00I would roll myself up and fly
38:13My, my
38:28I
38:29Don't think I like that the magic was just kind of mid
38:33If we could ramp up the magic then you could be on to something really good job
38:37We just saw a girl lie on her back
38:43Self on fire am I gonna fall around that based on what we've seen earlier is not going to complete
38:59Hi, who are you we are celestial
39:05We're from Somerset
39:10We all work together and we've been doing it for about five years
39:14We've been working on something yeah for the last two three months now every day all day
39:22We've had a lot of fire today
39:24Do you think you've done something different enough to win the show yes in 19 seasons?
39:35There's one problem though, we all need to get our coats on and go outside ah right now
39:50Okay, let's get a little corpse
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50:41I
50:48I
50:49I
50:51I
50:52I
50:52I
50:55I
50:56I
51:07I
51:08I
51:09I
51:09I
51:09I
51:10I
51:10I
51:10I
51:22I
51:23I
51:23We
51:25I
51:31I
51:32I
51:32I
51:39I
51:47I
51:48I
52:01It's the same thing
52:19Okay, who's gonna like this just tell me
52:23Me
52:23Children
52:27Simon
52:28Yes
52:29Oh that was good
52:31Simon
52:32Yes
52:33Ow
52:34Ow
52:36Sorry
52:38I'm sorry
52:39Let's move
52:40I'm gonna hand this one over to the audience
52:44Yes
52:45Come on
52:46Yes
52:48Come on
52:50They like you
52:51They like you
52:54They like you
52:56Which means
52:57Everyone likes you
52:59Everyone loves you
53:00Everyone loves you
53:03You're through to the next round
53:08Go make choices with Anton Dex
53:12Bring in the judges
53:17Bring in the judges
53:17Put out your day
53:19Yes
53:20Yes
53:23Yes
53:23Goodbye Chuck
53:26Yes
53:29Yes
53:30Yes
53:30We're glad to go on this show
53:31Yeah, we've all got a bit bonkers
53:32Thank you
53:33Thank you
53:34Thank you very much
53:34Arigato
53:34Arigato
53:35Arigato
53:36Yeah
53:36Yeah
53:39Yes
53:40Okay
53:43Arigato
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