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00:00:23Jesus! Mom! Can you at least warn me when you're gonna do that? Please?
00:00:28Oh, please. Don't be such a child. Do you still have the Wand of Light?
00:00:43See? The all-powerful magic heirloom. Still safe and sound.
00:00:48Well, you should be more careful.
00:00:49The Wand of Light has the power to grant its user their deepest desires.
00:00:54Yeah. And if it falls into the wrong hands, it would become the most dangerous weapon in the world.
00:01:01But a marriage to another noble witch family would only strengthen your power.
00:01:06Yeah. Unless it's an evil Svensson, right?
00:01:10The Svensons are our worst enemies, Leona.
00:01:13Do you know how much our family has suffered over the centuries because of them?
00:01:18I know. Sorry.
00:01:21You are the guardian of the Wand of Light, Leona.
00:01:25And you can't reach your full potential until you marry and succeed me as head of the family.
00:01:31Come home with a husband next week or I will pick one for you.
00:01:35What?
00:01:36Mom, no. Please don't.
00:01:38Leona Sherwood, you are getting married whether you like the boy I pick or not.
00:01:43Mom, please.
00:01:44Understand?
00:01:47Don't worry, Mom. I'm the responsible daughter. Remember.
00:01:59Okay, Leona Sherwood. This is your last weekend of freedom.
00:02:07For two more nights, fuck my responsibility. I'm gonna have some fun.
00:02:26Thank you. That would be $25.
00:02:30I think you mean it's on the house, right?
00:02:35Right. It's on the house.
00:02:54There you are, little Miss Sherwood.
00:03:03Where the hell are you?
00:03:04I'm in Vegas like I said I would be old man.
00:03:06Hey, don't you get smart with me, you little shit.
00:03:10Remember your mission.
00:03:11Seduce the Sherwood heir and marry her and then that whole obnoxious family will be there to pay off our
00:03:17debts.
00:03:18You mean your debts.
00:03:19Quiet!
00:03:20It's bad enough that I have a sorry excuse for an heir.
00:03:23You are an embarrassment to the Spence in name.
00:03:27Now, if you don't marry the Sherwood girl like I told you,
00:03:30I am going to sell your little sister off to old Fitzgerald to be his fourth wife.
00:03:36Dad's secret is just a kid.
00:03:38When I want your opinion, I will ask for it.
00:03:41Until then, you shut up and do as I say.
00:03:45Do you understand?
00:03:46Yeah.
00:03:47I understand.
00:03:49Good!
00:03:50And you, keep practicing.
00:03:52You sound god-awful.
00:03:55Heartless fucking bastard.
00:04:11It's two of us.
00:04:13You're saying you don't remember me?
00:04:15Who remembers Shippen and his dumb teens anyways?
00:04:17No way.
00:04:19Totally.
00:04:19I love that show.
00:04:20I watched it in one setting at like 2am.
00:04:23This is one of my favorites.
00:04:25It definitely doesn't get the love that it deserves.
00:04:27But I think it's one of their best ones.
00:04:28Really?
00:04:30I never begged you for a sappy romance kind of guy.
00:04:35Looks can be deceiving.
00:04:41The wand of light.
00:04:43So it does exist.
00:04:45Maybe I'm just jaded.
00:04:47It's hard to believe that love like that actually exists in real life.
00:04:50Why not?
00:04:51We're witches.
00:04:53Monsters and magic exist in our world.
00:04:55Why can't true love?
00:04:58I'm Lili, by the way.
00:05:01Lili Collins.
00:05:05Eric Phillips.
00:05:06Nice to meet you, Lili Collins.
00:05:09Damn, he's hot.
00:05:11And I'm in Vegas.
00:05:12I deserve a little fun.
00:05:14Well, Eric Phillips.
00:05:16I'll be in the poker room tonight.
00:05:18Maybe I'll see you there.
00:05:20Maybe.
00:05:39Okay, Svenson.
00:05:40Don't fuck this up.
00:05:55Eric motherfucking Svenson.
00:05:57Excuse me?
00:05:58You ghost me for three months after sleeping with me?
00:06:01And you think you can sit there and act like nothing happened?
00:06:03I think you've got me confused with someone else.
00:06:06Don't gaslight me, Svenson.
00:06:07I know exactly who you are.
00:06:23You know who she is?
00:06:26I think she's got me confused with someone else.
00:06:40You nervous?
00:06:41Not at all.
00:06:43You can always vote, you know.
00:06:45I'd hate to send you home empty-handed.
00:06:50Not a chance.
00:06:52I'm here to win.
00:06:54You sure?
00:06:55Seems like your focus is somewhere else.
00:06:58Oh.
00:06:59I am very focused.
00:07:04Are you guys done making Google eyes at each other or what?
00:07:08You're full of shit, Phillips.
00:07:10I call.
00:07:12Yeah, there is no way that you have this.
00:07:15But don't worry.
00:07:16I'll let you go another round.
00:07:18Once I beat you.
00:07:20Actually, I think I'm about to hit the jackpot.
00:07:26Eric?
00:07:29Eric?
00:07:46I have wanted to do that since I saw you by the pool in your bikini.
00:07:49Eric.
00:07:50Everyone can see.
00:07:52Do you want me to stop?
00:07:54No.
00:07:57Ah.
00:08:09That's it?
00:08:10Let him watch.
00:08:12Give him a shower.
00:08:25Please don't stop use your words tell me what you want. I want your tongue inside me, please. That's a
00:08:35good girl
00:08:45Wait, I think I'm gonna... Was that some kind of vision? No, that was from him
00:09:05Lucky son of a bitch. Beginner Lux, let's see you do it again next hand. No can do. I have
00:09:13a date.
00:09:13With a very pretty lady. Why do I have the feeling that you're not exactly as you present, Eric Phillips?
00:09:27It is Vegas. Isn't that part of the fun?
00:09:42You know, it wasn't very nice of you to tease me with your strap of your dress during our game.
00:09:49It's very distracting.
00:09:53Well, you know, it wasn't very nice of you to send me that little vision during our game.
00:09:58I just wanted to give you a little sneak preview.
00:10:09Eric, there are people. And if you're quiet, they won't see you.
00:10:17I should stop. This wasn't how the plan was supposed to go. You know, you were right before. I'm not
00:10:23who I say I am.
00:10:24And who out there is exactly as they present.
00:10:28But I am... Look, I don't care who you are outside of this. For once in my life, I... I
00:10:35just want to forget about everything.
00:10:38Just live in the moment. And I think you... can help me do that.
00:10:51Remove the camouflage. I want you to see you. The real you.
00:10:58But then you'll know who I am.
00:11:00I already know who you are. The real you... wants to let go.
00:11:11No one's ever looked at me like that. He really wants me. The real me.
00:11:17Fuck. You are gorgeous.
00:11:23I want you, Eric. I need you.
00:11:30Spread your legs for me.
00:11:36Keep your eyes open.
00:11:39I want you to watch yourself come... all over my fingers.
00:11:48Keep your eyes open.
00:11:55I thought you said that they couldn't hear me.
00:11:57They can't if you stay quiet.
00:11:59Keep your eyes open. We're all stuck.
00:12:06That's a good girl. Look down at my hand.
00:12:14Oh my god, they hurt me.
00:12:16I can't. Just relax.
00:12:20I can't, Eric.
00:12:23It's okay. Don't think.
00:12:26Just tell. Tell me anything.
00:12:30It's okay.
00:12:31It's so good.
00:12:32It's so good.
00:12:32But I need more, Eric.
00:12:37You feel so good.
00:12:39I can't wait to put my mouth on you.
00:12:44It's okay to make you come.
00:12:46I'll reach you there.
00:12:48I'm gonna go down.
00:12:50I want you to scream my name.
00:12:52Let it come.
00:12:53Five.
00:12:55Four.
00:12:57Three.
00:12:58Two.
00:13:02Four.
00:13:03Four.
00:13:04Four.
00:13:05Four.
00:13:06Four.
00:13:06Four.
00:13:08Four.
00:13:09Four.
00:13:09Four.
00:13:10Four.
00:13:19Four.
00:13:23Four.
00:13:30Four.
00:13:31Four.
00:13:33Four.
00:13:34Four.
00:13:35Four.
00:13:36Four.
00:13:38Four.
00:13:40if you decided that you want more see you there
00:13:53how did he know what floor i was on
00:14:00so you've told me all about your wild sister and the things that she's done
00:14:04mm-hmm what about you me i'm the responsible sister the boring one if you will yeah i do what
00:14:16i'm
00:14:16supposed to do all the rules and all that good stuff i don't believe you i mean i know how
00:14:23you
00:14:23are in an elevator oh come on come on it's vegas let me be your bad influence just for tonight
00:14:35so any bad ideas
00:14:41just one
00:14:48what are you doing
00:15:06no games just me already i thought i would try to woo you first consider me rude
00:15:12maybe we could take it slow oh your lips say one thing but your body says something else
00:15:22oh
00:15:29wait
00:15:32shit i almost lost my cool i gotta remember the plan
00:15:38oh my god i can't believe i just did that that was so embarrassing this is why i don't do
00:15:43crazy
00:15:44shit that was way too much hey you're never too much you don't understand eric okay if my family
00:15:50saw me do any of that they would freak out tonight's not about your family tonight's about you remember
00:15:57forget what everyone else has told you to do do something that you want to do something no one would
00:16:03expect expect maybe he's right i've spent my whole life doing what my family's told me to do
00:16:12for once in my life i'm doing something for myself she spotted the chapel just like i planned
00:16:23so are you uh you sure about this marriage thing it's only temporary okay and old magic is weak the
00:16:29hand fast
00:16:30bond will probably only last till the morning so are you ready for a holy matrimony
00:16:36i'm ready if you're ready come on let's go
00:16:48you nervous just never been married before
00:17:00uh it's my sister i need to take this oh yeah take your time
00:17:05elvis here wants me to pick out a hand fast bouquet hey mama let's get some flowers for
00:17:08you come on let's do it you need to come home now i can't secret eric dad's up to something
00:17:16he
00:17:16invited bit surreal to the house and made me dress up he looks at me weird it really freaks me
00:17:22out
00:17:22you were my big brother e i need you here listen i can't leave right now but i promise
00:17:28when i come home i'll have enough power to get rid of dad forever okay
00:17:36hey is everything okay yeah yeah it's fine
00:17:44you uh you sure about this it's only temporary come on we'll be laughing about this for years
00:17:56let's go
00:18:11right only temporary unless you get hand fasted under a full moon then the hand fast bond is nearly
00:18:19unbreakable but she doesn't know that and once she does she'll hate me is your sister okay is
00:18:27something wrong nothing's wrong we're about to get married in vegas by ovis what could possibly be
00:18:35wrong all right you ready to rock and roll you hunk a hunk a hot couple let's get this show
00:18:42started
00:19:09this is
00:19:10This is it. I have the Wand of Light, the most powerful object in the world.
00:19:16If I leave now, I could use it to take control away from my father, set Sigrid and I free.
00:19:29But I already betrayed her once.
00:19:56So, we have to use the elf, the last one, but we will keep it home.
00:19:58This is the master's as a master's, as a master's, as a master's.
00:19:58This was the master's, as a master's, and she decided to do the maths.
00:19:59The master's, as a master's, is the master's, and an master's, as a master's.
00:20:01The master's, the master's, as in the master's.
00:20:12I'll have to get more chocolate strawberries.
00:20:15Be back soon.
00:20:25It's only temporary.
00:20:27Okay, and old magic is weak.
00:20:28The hand fast bond will probably only last till the morning.
00:20:31Hmm.
00:20:33That's weird.
00:20:33The mark should have worn off by now.
00:20:44So, did you marry the girl yet?
00:20:50No, it's...
00:20:52complicated.
00:20:53Complicated?
00:20:55Or distracted?
00:20:56You were sent there to marry the Sherwood heir
00:20:59and bind her power to this family, not to play house.
00:21:03You're a Svensson.
00:21:05Act like one.
00:21:06Eric is a Svensson?
00:21:09I married my family's worst enemy?
00:21:11I don't need you to tell me what I am.
00:21:14Then stop hesitating.
00:21:16If the rumors about the wand of light are true,
00:21:18we might catch an even bigger prize.
00:21:21So hurry up and marry the Sherwood girl
00:21:23and then bring her to me, idiot.
00:21:34He's been lying this whole time.
00:21:42I need to tell her the truth.
00:21:46You lying piece of cruel shit!
00:21:49You didn't want me.
00:21:50You just wanted the fucking wand, didn't you?
00:21:54I didn't even know the wand existed until I met you.
00:21:56You still lied to me, Eric.
00:21:57You knew I was a Sherwood from the start.
00:21:59That's why you gave me a fake fucking name, right?
00:22:02Okay, I did, but that was before we...
00:22:04Why before?
00:22:04Before you decided to mess with me?
00:22:06Get your dick wet before you ruin me and my family forever?
00:22:09I'm not trying to ruin your family.
00:22:11I'm trying to save mine.
00:22:12Oh, I know all about you, Svensons.
00:22:15All you do is lie and cheat and steal
00:22:18to get whatever you fucking want.
00:22:20I should have caught it at the poker table,
00:22:22but your little tricks won't work on me this time.
00:22:25The hand fast, Mark, it'll fade.
00:22:28Just like you, just like whatever this was.
00:22:30The hand fast wasn't a trick.
00:22:32Not that part.
00:22:34Not with you.
00:22:36It doesn't matter, Eric.
00:22:37You will never, ever get the wand!
00:22:41Lily, what?
00:22:44When this fades, Eric,
00:22:46I will never have to see you again!
00:23:01So, that didn't happen.
00:23:05My older sister, Effie, told me that the mark would fade a week later.
00:23:09Then a month went by.
00:23:13Then, well...
00:23:17See, this is where you don't fuck with old magic.
00:23:20It's all fun and games, so there's a full moon.
00:23:22Then, it's the most powerful magic in the universe.
00:23:30Apparently, getting hand fast married under a full moon creates a bond that's almost unbreakable.
00:23:36Also, apparently, the almost part means that both people have to perform the divorce spell.
00:23:44I tried calling, texting, sending flying monkeys, nothing, not a single word, from my beloved husband for half a year.
00:24:04Yes, I still sleep with a wand under my pillow.
00:24:08The emotional ass-whooping I got from my mother for getting hand fasted to a stranger was bad enough.
00:24:13No one can ever find out that I almost lost the wand, too.
00:24:18I just need one night...
00:24:20To sleep without...
00:24:23Thinking about him.
00:24:46Who are you?
00:24:48What do you want with the wand of light?
00:24:51Nothing.
00:24:51I'm just here to collect my payday from my client once I bring him that wand.
00:24:57Payday?
00:24:58Someone sent you!
00:24:59Who?
00:25:00I'm afraid I can't break client confidentiality.
00:25:02Sorry, sweetie.
00:25:05Well, I'm afraid that you chose the wrong witch to fuck with tonight.
00:25:21Be wise not to fight back, witch.
00:25:23You're in over your head.
00:25:26I'd rather die than let you take the wand!
00:25:31Suit yourself.
00:25:36Suit yourself.
00:25:37Ugh.
00:25:39kill yourself!
00:25:44What the fuck?!
00:26:00Get off me! She has the wand!
00:26:03I got the wand. I'll get the rest later.
00:26:08No!
00:26:12You are the reason I lost the wand. Who are you?
00:26:21The hand fast mark.
00:26:26Hello, wife. Miss me?
00:26:31What are you doing here?
00:26:33Oh, well, you know I thought I'd spice up our marriage, do a little role-playing, but it looks like
00:26:37you're more into bondage. I didn't know you were so kinky.
00:26:40Shut up!
00:26:44Look, you should be thanking me. I did just save your life.
00:26:46I'm thanking you. You're the reason my family's most powerful heirloom is gone. How did you even find me?
00:26:54Wait a minute.
00:26:55You were trying to steal the wand, too, weren't you?
00:26:59Maybe.
00:27:01Oh, you slimy, tote-faced motherfucker!
00:27:05Okay, first, you tricked me into marrying you, then you ghost me for six months, and now you come in
00:27:10here like a goddamn fucking cartoon burglar and try to take my wand!
00:27:15Look, I was just gonna borrow it!
00:27:17Yeah, for one of your dirty, no-good, spins and schemes!
00:27:20I-I just-I need it, okay? It's-it's the only way that we can be free.
00:27:26No!
00:27:27Look, my dad doesn't know about our marriage. Not yet. But he knows about the wand. If he gets a
00:27:33hold of it, he's gonna sell it to the highest bidder.
00:27:35Whoever controls the wand has the power to take over the world. Or worse.
00:27:39No! Worse than tricking me into marrying you?
00:27:42I told you that that wasn't a trick.
00:27:44It doesn't matter, Eric. She has the wand, that shadow thief or whatever! And that's your fault!
00:27:51I can get it back!
00:27:53Look, I know I don't deserve it, but just give me one more chance. I can get the wand back,
00:28:00take care of what I need to take care of, and then I'll do the divorce spell.
00:28:03Please, Lili, just give me one more chance. Please.
00:28:06I can't trust him. I shouldn't. But my gut tells me, this time, it might be different.
00:28:20No. No, we're both gonna go get it. It is my job as a Sherwood heir to set things right,
00:28:28so I don't let the wand fall into the wrong hands.
00:28:31And you really think after Vegas, I would let you go alone to find the most powerful magical object in
00:28:36the entire world?
00:28:39Fair. Uh, whatever you want. Lili.
00:28:42God, I hate when you call me that.
00:28:45Alright, I'll call you wife. And you can call me whatever you want. Eric, husband, daddy...
00:28:53Shut up! Don't call me wife either. After we get this wand, we will do the divorce spell. Got it?
00:28:58You're breaking my heart. I mean, you're the better half of my soul.
00:29:03Yeah, you're not gonna speak talk your way into my pants again, Eric.
00:29:07We'll see.
00:29:12Now, the wand forbids a direct tracking spell, so we have to track its trail.
00:29:17That's a ten-mile radius. We'll never find a wand inside that circle.
00:29:21Well, with the tracking spell, I get a location, okay? It doesn't last long, though. We'll have like three or
00:29:27four days.
00:29:28Well, lucky for you. I already packed your bags.
00:29:32Consider it our official honeymoon.
00:29:39After this, we're done. You got it? Don't go back on your words, Vincent. We will do the divorce spell.
00:29:44Cross my heart. Hope to die.
00:30:04You imagined a car here?
00:30:06This isn't just any car.
00:30:15This is Bessie.
00:30:16You really expect us to track down the most powerful, magical object in the world? In a car without a
00:30:22roof?
00:30:24I mean, if you're not comfortable, I could go by myself. If you trust me not to run away.
00:30:34Hmm.
00:30:36I wouldn't trust you with a half-eaten newt muffin. I was gonna throw in the trash.
00:30:42Then your chariot awaits. Wife.
00:31:04Well, you've been driving all day and she hasn't said a single word.
00:31:19You're Svensson. You don't play house with sheriffs.
00:31:22Wait, why are we turning? We don't have any time. We have to find the wand, Eric.
00:31:27That circle is getting further and further away. Plus, it's getting dark. We need to stay somewhere for the night.
00:31:33Why don't you just let me drive?
00:31:34Because you haven't slept either. Plus, no one can drive Bessie but me.
00:31:40What is with guys in cars? Jesus.
00:31:42No. I mean literally, no one else can drive Bessie.
00:31:46My great-great-grandfather put a hex on all of our possessions. Anyone that's non-blood related can't touch it.
00:31:52The Svensons like to hoard their treasures.
00:31:54Your family has issues.
00:31:57Finally. Something we can agree on.
00:31:59Was this your plan all along?
00:32:01To make me feel bad for you because your family's evil so I get all ooey gooey and forget about
00:32:06the divorce?
00:32:07Not everyone in my family is evil.
00:32:10Yeah. Okay.
00:32:24If you cross this wall or do anything to piss me off more than you already have, then you do
00:32:29not even want to imagine the hex I'm going to put on you.
00:32:36I promise, no funny business.
00:32:40Peaky promise.
00:32:43Me of Fram schmerfoot.
00:32:55I promise.
00:33:01I promise.
00:33:02to see you too.
00:33:16In Vegas,
00:33:19you said you had a sister, right?
00:33:23Yeah.
00:33:24Sigrid.
00:33:27She didn't ask to be a Svensson.
00:33:29She's different than us.
00:33:32Better.
00:33:33Not like you?
00:33:35No.
00:33:37Not like me.
00:33:39But you already know that.
00:34:02But you.
00:34:30Not like you.
00:34:32Good morning, wife.
00:34:34I told you not to call me that.
00:34:52You were saying something?
00:34:54What?
00:34:58How did you know I was awake?
00:35:00The husband always knows.
00:35:09Well, if you don't mind, I'm gonna shower.
00:35:15No peeking.
00:35:20Cross my heart.
00:35:22Hope to die.
00:35:30I need to get a grip.
00:35:32Some washboard abs and a cocky grin aren't enough to make me fall for him.
00:35:37I just need this one time.
00:35:42To take the edge off.
00:35:50I remember he touched me like this in Vegas.
00:36:05Look.
00:36:06I'm so close.
00:36:12Okay.
00:36:12That's it, Lily.
00:36:14Be a good girl.
00:36:17And come for me.
00:36:25Are you ready?
00:36:29Okay.
00:36:30Eric.
00:36:44You said that you wouldn't look.
00:36:48I don't need to look to know what you were doing.
00:36:52While thinking about me.
00:36:54God, you are so full of yourself.
00:36:56Do I know what I heard?
00:36:58Say another word and I'll turn you into a frog.
00:37:04Were you thinking about that time in Vegas where I ate you out in the shower?
00:37:10And you came so hard you almost crushed my skull between your thighs.
00:37:16I think about those times a lot.
00:37:19Yeah, well, I don't think about them at all.
00:37:45You still haven't even told me what you want the wand for yet.
00:37:49It's on a need to know basis.
00:37:51Oh.
00:37:52Don't you think I need to know?
00:37:55I am your wife after all.
00:37:57Oh, now you remember you're my wife.
00:37:59Funny how you only remember that once convenient for you.
00:38:02I remember every time I think about how badly I fucked up in Vegas.
00:38:05So all I am is a mistake.
00:38:07If I remember right, you're the one that suggested that we get handfast married.
00:38:11Obviously that was before I knew about all your bullshit and lies.
00:38:15Duty and responsibility might not be a big deal in your family.
00:38:19But in mine, it's huge.
00:38:21See? There you go again.
00:38:22Always worried about what your family wants.
00:38:24It's never about what you want.
00:38:26I follow the rules because I have to, Eric.
00:38:29If I don't, I end up in situations like this.
00:38:32Did you ever stop to think that maybe that's unfair?
00:38:35That maybe your ideas and their ideas are bullshit?
00:38:39You ever think of that?
00:38:41Spoken like a true Spinson.
00:38:42Well, you're a Spinson too, sweetheart.
00:38:45Not much longer, I can tell you that.
00:39:06I'm gonna get some coffee.
00:39:07It's getting dark.
00:39:08You really think you should be alone?
00:39:09So now that we're married, you think you have to babysit me too?
00:39:16Fine. Just don't take too long.
00:39:21You got her in the car or what?
00:39:24Who?
00:39:25Don't play dumb with me, boy.
00:39:27The little Sherwood witch you married forgot to tell me about.
00:39:32You thought I wouldn't find out, huh?
00:39:34You did a good job of hiding it, I'll give you that.
00:39:37Maybe you are my son after all, huh?
00:39:40What's the end game here?
00:39:41You said you just needed to get the Sherwood's wand so you could pay off your debts.
00:39:45What does she have to do with it?
00:39:46Because I'm not an idiot like you.
00:39:48I'll finally have all the leverage I need over the Sherwood family.
00:39:53When I tell them their pretty little heir is my new daughter-in-law.
00:39:57And then it'll be our family that gets to call the shots in the magic world.
00:40:02So you just want to use her?
00:40:03Like you use mom?
00:40:05Like you're using your own daughter?
00:40:07This is not a request, boy.
00:40:09Bring the girl and the wand to me or you will be stripped of your name.
00:40:14Your magic, everything.
00:40:15And your sister, she'll be the one paying the price for your mistakes.
00:40:30This isn't right, the trail should still be here.
00:40:34Would you like some coffee, Miss Sherwood?
00:40:36Yeah, thank you.
00:40:37Wait, how did you know my-
00:40:40You.
00:40:44But the map said that-
00:40:46That's cute.
00:40:47You think that dusty old map could track me?
00:40:55That wand is mine.
00:40:59Not anymore, it's not.
00:41:01And sadly, my employers need your powers too.
00:41:04Employer?
00:41:07Hold still.
00:41:09This will only hurt a bit.
00:41:10No, stop!
00:41:11Stop!
00:41:13Hold still.
00:41:19Get away from her!
00:41:25Eric, the wand!
00:41:30Eric, the wand!
00:41:38My magic.
00:41:40She took half of my magic, Eric!
00:41:42You're okay.
00:41:43I got you.
00:41:45You're okay.
00:41:45You're okay.
00:41:48You don't understand.
00:41:50The map said that the wand was miles away.
00:41:52What did she want with my powers?
00:41:54Thief must have found some way to bypass the tracking spell.
00:41:57She can't about far, we'll find her.
00:42:00Lay low for now.
00:42:01Eric, stop the car!
00:42:02I can't breathe!
00:42:04Okay.
00:42:14Look at me.
00:42:16Look at me.
00:42:16You're okay.
00:42:17You're okay.
00:42:18Just breathe.
00:42:19I got you.
00:42:20You're safe.
00:42:22I thought she was gonna kill me, Eric.
00:42:25I'm not gonna let that happen.
00:42:28Not while I'm breathing.
00:42:41I still hate you.
00:42:45If you hated me, you wouldn't let me touch you like this.
00:42:50This doesn't change anything.
00:42:52It's only scratching an itch.
00:42:55Once we get the wand, and we do the divorce spell, now we forget each other existed.
00:43:05Is that what you want, Lily?
00:43:07You want to forget how good I make you feel?
00:43:10You want to forget I'm the only person in the whole fucking world who can make you feel this way?
00:43:20Eric.
00:43:23Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:43:31We can't do this.
00:43:34This is what goes wrong between us.
00:43:36We can't make that mistake again.
00:43:38We have a job to do, Eric.
00:43:40Let's get the wand.
00:43:41That's it.
00:43:43And then what?
00:43:45You know what happens after, Eric.
00:43:47We do the divorce spell.
00:43:49And we never see each other again.
00:44:22It smells like fresh baked pastries.
00:44:25Cinnamon.
00:44:28Old magic.
00:44:31I should have known.
00:44:34It's a satyr's inn.
00:44:36That spell.
00:44:37An all-man-inhabitist smell.
00:44:40It's woven into places like this for couples.
00:44:45You mean orgies?
00:44:48Satyrs are the horniest bastards in the lone world?
00:44:51It lowers any fear.
00:44:54Doubt.
00:44:55Shame.
00:44:56Grants you your deepest desires.
00:44:59Without any fear of judgment or consequences.
00:45:04Consequences.
00:45:11Eric, don't.
00:45:14I'm trying not to.
00:45:24Eric, don't.
00:45:26I'm trying not to.
00:45:33The spell doesn't create desire.
00:45:37It lets go of the lies.
00:45:39It tells us what we really want.
00:45:42What I want doesn't matter.
00:45:44It matters in here.
00:45:47Tell me what you really want.
00:45:49You can say goodbye.
00:45:51They go our separate ways.
00:45:54Or you can tell me you want this.
00:45:57You want me.
00:46:00Tell me to stay.
00:46:04Stay here.
00:46:06Please.
00:46:07God, what is this?
00:46:09Is this just the magic word?
00:46:11No.
00:46:14It's not the spell.
00:46:15It's freedom.
00:46:17It's freedom.
00:46:18In here, the outside world doesn't matter.
00:46:21Just you.
00:46:23And me.
00:46:25I shouldn't want this.
00:46:28I know.
00:46:30I shouldn't be doing this.
00:46:34Or this.
00:46:37The elder Sherwood.
00:46:39To the most respected family of the whole rich world.
00:46:43You definitely shouldn't sound this fucking sexy.
00:46:47To mine.
00:46:49You'd love the ear.
00:46:51To the Sherwood family.
00:46:54Who are you?
00:46:56I want you, Eric.
00:46:58I need you.
00:47:02Tell me who you are.
00:47:06Lily.
00:47:07Close.
00:47:11But not quite.
00:47:13Tonight.
00:47:15Tell me who you are.
00:47:18Your wife.
00:47:36My wife.
00:47:37My wife.
00:47:42This doesn't change anything.
00:47:44I know.
00:47:46We can have tonight and then tomorrow we go back to who we are on the outside.
00:47:51Sure.
00:47:52I'll go back to being my bad self and you can go back to pretending to be a good little
00:47:56witch.
00:47:57Excuse me.
00:47:59Don't deny.
00:48:00Lily, Sherwood, Svenson.
00:48:02I know I'm kind of dork.
00:48:04Naughty thoughts you have.
00:48:06I don't.
00:48:09It's okay to be bad.
00:48:11You don't have to pretend.
00:48:15I don't, huh?
00:48:20You know, just because I have half my magic doesn't mean I can't play it with you for tonight.
00:48:24I can't play it.
00:48:28Yeah, I know I can't play it.
00:48:36I know you're gonna sit there like a good little witch.
00:48:42...which...
00:48:47...and I'm gonna do whatever I want...
00:48:55...to you.
00:48:59I don't remember packing that lingerie.
00:49:02Close your eyes.
00:49:05Eric, you're so good for being such a bad boy.
00:49:11I'm...
00:49:12...being properly motivated...
00:49:16...not to move.
00:49:19See how long it takes you to break.
00:49:21For you, I could stay here forever.
00:49:23Pretty to think so.
00:49:25Why don't we test that little theory?
00:49:28By playing a dangerous game.
00:49:32All you have to do...
00:49:35...is admit that I win.
00:49:37I'll let you fuck me.
00:49:39I'll even...
00:49:41...let you come wherever you want.
00:49:46You can come here...
00:49:50...or here.
00:49:53I'll even...
00:49:55...let you come in here.
00:49:58God.
00:49:58Come on.
00:50:01I know you wanna.
00:50:03Just admit...
00:50:05...I'm right.
00:50:07Fine.
00:50:08You win.
00:50:10What was fast?
00:50:12You hurt me.
00:50:13Mhmm.
00:50:22So what's my prize?
00:50:27I could...
00:50:28...torture you...
00:50:29like you did me.
00:50:32But I wanna be inside you.
00:50:34I wanna feel you squeeze me tight.
00:50:38and take me to bed, husband.
00:50:43Call me that again.
00:50:47You want me to fuck you, husband?
00:50:50Yeah.
00:50:51Fuck me.
00:50:59Tell me a story.
00:51:03Like the ones you did in Vegas.
00:51:06I've got a story about my pet goat Gilmore
00:51:09and how he got stuck on a magic carpet
00:51:13or the story about how my sister tried to negotiate
00:51:17with a troll using only red emits.
00:51:21I already know about your family.
00:51:26I want to know about you.
00:51:29What's it like to be a Svensson heir?
00:51:31You want the insider info.
00:51:35You tell me yours, I'll tell you mine.
00:51:37You're going to tell me how wonderful it was
00:51:39growing up as a beloved and blessed Sherwood.
00:51:46Is that what you think being a Sherwood is like?
00:51:50Is that what you think being a Sherwood is like?
00:51:52All fun and rainbows?
00:51:54Yeah, everybody loves your family.
00:51:56That's not true, Eric.
00:51:58There are so many people who would love it if we just disappeared.
00:52:02My mother has been shouldering all that responsibility and pressure for decades.
00:52:06And next year, I will be the head witch in charge.
00:52:10Everyone's counting on me to do the right thing.
00:52:12Like eat your fruits and veggies?
00:52:14I like spending my whole childhood being told that the whole world depended on me.
00:52:20Like never bothering to have any hopes or dreams because my whole life was planned for
00:52:26me from the very start before I was even born.
00:52:29I'm always doing the right thing for the family.
00:52:31I was never allowed to even think of doing the wrong thing.
00:52:35I couldn't be tired.
00:52:36I couldn't be scared.
00:52:37I couldn't be angry.
00:52:39One mistake and my family loses everything that they've ever worked for.
00:52:43If this whole world fades to black, it's because I messed up.
00:52:47It's because I didn't do a good job.
00:52:52I don't think I've ever said that out loud before.
00:52:55I'm glad you did.
00:52:58Your turn.
00:53:00Growing up with Svinson was a little different.
00:53:04The old man likes to say I was the first of his disappointments.
00:53:09I guess it's good.
00:53:11At least I was first in something.
00:53:14I didn't care about disappointing him.
00:53:17I just wanted to get away from him.
00:53:19I had it all planned out when I turned 16.
00:53:22I'd leave, change my name, and the Svinson bloodline would die with me.
00:53:26My mom died when Secret was born.
00:53:31My dad used to tear against me every day since.
00:53:41I'm so sorry, Eric.
00:53:44I shouldn't have asked.
00:53:47It's okay.
00:53:49Svinsons have always lived in the Sherwood shadows.
00:53:53We are the shadows.
00:53:56All you do is shine.
00:54:08He always asks me what I want.
00:54:12What do you want, Eric?
00:54:17You'd hate me if I told you.
00:54:19I mean, more than you already do.
00:54:23I don't hate you.
00:54:27I never did.
00:55:03Eric, something's wrong.
00:55:05Dad's got visitors.
00:55:07A bunch of old guys.
00:55:08I don't know who they are.
00:55:09He made me play piano for them, like some kind of dresser doll.
00:55:13It's really freaking me out.
00:55:19Eric.
00:55:20Are you safe?
00:55:26Eric.
00:55:27Are you safe?
00:55:28For now, all those weird old men lived last night.
00:55:33And I hexed my door so no one could get in.
00:55:36Don't let anyone in.
00:55:37If Dad tries to get you to play with any of those weird old men, just...
00:55:39I know.
00:55:41I'll just do what he says.
00:55:44I always do.
00:55:45I'm so sick of this E.
00:55:47What if he actually does make me marry one of those guys?
00:55:50I'm never going to let that happen, all right?
00:55:53Look, I'm close to getting the Wand of Light.
00:55:56The Wand of Light?
00:55:58Like, the one from the fairy tales?
00:56:01You can't tell Dad secret.
00:56:04When I get the wand, be ready for my call.
00:56:07I have a plan.
00:56:09I barely know basic spells.
00:56:12I don't know if...
00:56:13You can.
00:56:14I know you can.
00:56:17When the time is right, you'll be ready.
00:56:45Filling up Bessie.
00:56:46Meet me downstairs when you're ready.
00:56:57Oh my God!
00:56:59Why do you and Mom always do that?
00:57:01A bit high-strung, aren't you, sis?
00:57:05I was just in the middle of thinking.
00:57:07Yeah, and going by your aura, I can guess about who.
00:57:10Very much giving post-orgasmic afterglow.
00:57:13Aw, yeah, while you and your little aura reading can go jump in a lake.
00:57:17Oh, aren't we feisty this morning?
00:57:20Your super hot hubby isn't around, I'm guessing?
00:57:22Or have you already murdered him after catching his dick?
00:57:25I know all the best places to hide a body, by the way.
00:57:29I'm fine, Effie.
00:57:31I know all about Eric Spenson.
00:57:33I'm not stupid.
00:57:34And when we get the wand back...
00:57:36You mean if you get the wand back?
00:57:38We will.
00:57:40And when we do, we'll do the divorce spell, this mark will be gone, I'll go home and marry the
00:57:48best person who serves our family alliance.
00:57:50It's...
00:57:53It's not fair, you know.
00:57:55I know I'm the last person who should be saying that, because it's not like I can change it.
00:58:00But it's not.
00:58:02It's just the way it goes, right?
00:58:05There has to be a way for you to be with who you actually want, and be a good heir.
00:58:12Effie, what I want has nothing to do with anything in my life.
00:58:15That's fine.
00:58:17It's what it means to be a sure what.
00:58:19And just remember, repeating it doesn't make it true.
00:58:25Alright.
00:58:26Whatever you say, sis, you know best.
00:58:30I know.
00:58:32Give everyone a hug from me.
00:58:34Tell them I'll be back home soon.
00:58:45Last night was the last time.
00:58:47After today, we're done.
00:58:50If I say that enough times, maybe I'll finally believe it.
00:59:02I'll tell you about my plan with the wand.
00:59:06My family's magic is dying.
00:59:08My father's been cashing in on broken promises for years.
00:59:11But he holds most of the power, and me and Sieg would just get the scraps.
00:59:15That's how he controls us.
00:59:19If I could use the wand just once, I could take his power away from the grave.
00:59:24I'm not trying to ruin your family.
00:59:25I'm trying to save mine.
00:59:26It's the only way that we can be free.
00:59:30That's what you meant by trying to save your family.
00:59:34I was going to tell you the night before.
00:59:36I was going to tell you the truth.
00:59:38And then I was just going to ask if I could use the wand.
00:59:40I was going to ask if I could use the wand just once.
00:59:42And then I would do whatever you wanted.
00:59:44Get a divorce.
00:59:45Leave you alone forever.
00:59:47Evelyn.
00:59:48Why didn't you tell me?
00:59:52Why didn't you tell me that morning?
00:59:53Maybe things could have been different.
00:59:57I would have asked you to stay.
00:59:59It's a nice idea, but our families have been at war since the beginning of time.
01:00:06Maybe if we were different people, we have different lives, this would have worked.
01:00:13Maybe we could have worked.
01:00:16Maybe the wand has a spell for that, Eric.
01:00:19A witch can hope.
01:00:27Do I have mushrooms growing out of the side of my head?
01:00:31Why are you looking at me like that?
01:00:45Wait, I'm driving.
01:00:47Pull over.
01:01:06You have got to be kidding me.
01:01:14End of the line, witches.
01:01:25No.
01:01:39Eric!
01:01:40Eric!
01:01:44No.
01:01:46No.
01:02:03Now's not a good time, old man.
01:02:05Well, it sounds like my insurance policy worked.
01:02:09You...
01:02:11You sent the shadow thief?
01:02:12Of course I sent her.
01:02:14Do you think I would trust you to finish the job?
01:02:17Hmph.
01:02:18Ah!
01:02:27Demons are very expensive, you know?
01:02:31But I thought that the Sherwood girl's soul in exchange for the wand was a good enough bargain.
01:02:39Souls of magic users apparently taste better.
01:02:54You said you needed her alive.
01:02:55The Sherwoods will never pay off your debts if you kill their heir.
01:02:58I've reconsidered.
01:02:59Once I have that wand, I will be the most powerful witch alive.
01:03:05Debts won't matter.
01:03:06The stupid Sherwoods won't matter.
01:03:08And as for the girl, well...
01:03:10I don't need her breathing to use her power.
01:03:13I can always marry Sigrid off to form new alliances.
01:03:18Guess you won't be trapped in a marriage after all, son.
01:03:22You're welcome.
01:03:25Go to hell home, man.
01:03:27Go to hell home, man.
01:03:37Take it!
01:03:40Go!
01:03:41Go!
01:03:43Your soul will be delicious!
01:03:51I can take Dad's magic, into him, finally be free.
01:04:00Get off my wife!
01:04:08You'll pay for that, witch!
01:04:21This isn't the last you'll see of me.
01:04:29Hey, I've got you.
01:04:31You didn't run.
01:04:33You're kidding?
01:04:34I'd be a pretty shitty husband if I let my wife's soul get sucked out by a demon.
01:04:41Eric!
01:04:42You can't get rid of me that easily.
01:04:44No, no, no, no, no, stay with me.
01:04:46Eric!
01:04:47Oh my God!
01:04:48Eric, no, no, no, no, no, stay with me.
01:04:50Oh my God!
01:04:53I can't save you.
01:04:54I don't have my powers.
01:04:56Why didn't you run?
01:04:59You could have saved yourself.
01:05:01I've been saving myself my whole life.
01:05:06I thought I'd try something new.
01:05:09You idiot, you stupid, stupid idiot.
01:05:12Yeah, but I'm here, idiot.
01:05:23You took a devil's spell.
01:05:26I had a promise.
01:05:28Now you're free.
01:05:32I don't want to be free.
01:05:35I don't want to be free.
01:05:38I want to be with you.
01:05:40Just keep secrets safe.
01:05:42Safe from my father.
01:05:44Safe from all of it.
01:05:48You know, those days in Vegas...
01:05:52were the best three days of my life.
01:05:54All right, let's get this show started, okay?
01:05:56What do we want?
01:06:00I love you.
01:06:01I love you, too.
01:06:05I love you.
01:06:06I love you.
01:06:08Eric.
01:06:10No!
01:06:14No!
01:06:15I love you.
01:06:18I love you.
01:06:23I love you.
01:06:32The Wand of Light has the power
01:06:35to grant its user their deepest desires.
01:06:43Please, please, please.
01:06:53Eric.
01:06:54Please.
01:06:57Please.
01:07:09You absolute moron.
01:07:14You absolute moron.
01:07:16Be gentle.
01:07:18I was dead for like 10 seconds.
01:07:20You're alive.
01:07:23That is for divorcing me
01:07:24on your literal deathbed, you asshole.
01:07:27I thought I was doing something noble.
01:07:29Something cool.
01:07:31The wand gave you your power back?
01:07:34My mom used to say that
01:07:36the wand's user grants it its deepest desire.
01:07:39I guess it knew what I really wanted.
01:07:42What did you want?
01:07:45You.
01:07:48Don't scare me like that again, okay?
01:07:52You know,
01:07:52I thought
01:07:54I heard something
01:07:56when I was bleeding out.
01:08:01Maybe you could
01:08:02say it again?
01:08:06Maybe you could
01:08:07say it again?
01:08:10I love you, Eric's Vincent.
01:08:14That's my girl.
01:08:21Let's go.
01:08:34You ready for one last stop?
01:08:36Yeah.
01:08:57Ah.
01:08:58There you are.
01:09:01I knew I could always
01:09:02trust a demon
01:09:03to get the job done.
01:09:05Now,
01:09:06where is my wand?
01:09:08Wait.
01:09:10You're supposed to be dead.
01:09:12Wow.
01:09:13You weren't kidding.
01:09:14He really is evil.
01:09:15I put a barrier
01:09:17around this whole house.
01:09:18It's impossible.
01:09:19There's no way
01:09:20you should be able
01:09:20to be in here.
01:09:21There's always a loophole.
01:09:22Hold me in.
01:09:26Secret.
01:09:27You ungrateful brat.
01:09:29How dare you
01:09:30betray me like this?
01:09:31Really, Dad?
01:09:32Playing the family card
01:09:34after you almost
01:09:34sold me into child marriage?
01:09:36You ungrateful
01:09:37little pests.
01:09:45You're powerless now,
01:09:46old man.
01:09:47Magic's gone.
01:09:48Forever.
01:10:02Eric,
01:10:03Otis,
01:10:04Svensson,
01:10:04release me this instant.
01:10:06That is an order.
01:10:09You can handle it
01:10:10from here, right?
01:10:12His powers are gone.
01:10:13It doesn't scare me anymore.
01:10:16You ungrateful little brats.
01:10:18Both of you
01:10:19will pay for this.
01:10:20You will both
01:10:20pay for this.
01:10:25Yeah, yeah.
01:10:26Talk soon, pups.
01:10:28We're gonna hit the road.
01:10:29I said get back here.
01:10:31I said get back here.
01:10:32Get back here.
01:10:33Please don't do this,
01:10:35you little bitch.
01:10:51So,
01:10:53where to now?
01:10:54Should we
01:10:54go and
01:10:55drop off
01:10:56the wand of life?
01:10:57Yeah.
01:10:59But there's something
01:11:00I want to do first.
01:11:02That sounds ominous.
01:11:04It just so happens
01:11:06that there's another
01:11:07full moon tonight.
01:11:09Leona Sherwood,
01:11:11are you asking me
01:11:12to hand fast
01:11:13marry you?
01:11:15Yeah.
01:11:17I think I am
01:11:18Eric Svensson.
01:11:20Well,
01:11:20we better hurry
01:11:21if we're gonna take
01:11:22the wand of light home
01:11:23and make it back
01:11:24in time to the
01:11:24hunk-a-hunk-a
01:11:25wedding chapel of love.
01:11:27I wonder if they
01:11:28have the same Elvis.
01:11:28I sure hope so.
01:11:30But,
01:11:31if we're gonna get
01:11:32hand fast married again,
01:11:33no more secrets
01:11:34this time.
01:11:36So,
01:11:36is there anything
01:11:37you wanna come
01:11:38clean about now,
01:11:39soon-to-be-again
01:11:40husband?
01:11:42There is
01:11:43one thing.
01:11:45You might wanna
01:11:46buckle up.
01:11:47We're about to
01:11:48go super speed.
01:11:50Bessie could've been
01:11:51going super speed
01:11:52this entire time.
01:11:53You didn't tell me
01:11:54to make our trip
01:11:55last longer,
01:11:56didn't you?
01:11:57You know me so well,
01:11:59soon-to-be-again
01:11:59wife.
01:12:02Do you wanna share
01:12:03wood?
01:12:04Will you marry me?
01:12:06And not because of
01:12:07some spell or
01:12:08because it's your duty,
01:12:11but because you want
01:12:12to.
01:12:15Yes, I will.
01:12:26Ready?
01:12:27Hell yeah.
01:12:29Hell yeah.
01:12:58We'll see you next time.
01:12:59The early cont suffrage
01:13:04tips and
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