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Head Witch in Charge (2026) - FULL MOVIE
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00:00:23Jesus! Mom! Can you at least warn me when you're gonna do that? Please?
00:00:28Oh, please. Don't be such a child. Do you still have the Wand of Light?
00:00:43See? The all-powerful magic heirloom. Still safe and sound.
00:00:48Well, you should be more careful.
00:00:49The Wand of Light has the power to grant its user their deepest desires.
00:00:54Yeah. And if it falls into the wrong hands, it would become the most dangerous weapon in the world.
00:01:01But a marriage to another noble witch family would only strengthen your power.
00:01:06Yeah. Unless it's an evil Svensson, right?
00:01:10The Svensons are our worst enemies, Leona.
00:01:13Do you know how much our family has suffered over the centuries because of them?
00:01:18I know. Sorry.
00:01:21You are the guardian of the Wand of Light, Leona.
00:01:25And you can't reach your full potential until you marry and succeed me as head of the family.
00:01:31Come home with a husband next week or I will pick one for you.
00:01:35What?
00:01:36Mom, no. Please don't.
00:01:38Leona Sherwood, you are getting married whether you like the boy I pick or not.
00:01:43Mom, please.
00:01:44Understand?
00:01:47Don't worry, Mom. I'm the responsible daughter. Remember.
00:01:59Okay, Leona Sherwood. This is your last weekend of freedom.
00:02:07For two more nights, fuck my responsibility. I'm gonna have some fun.
00:02:26Thank you. That would be $25.
00:02:30I think you mean it's on the house, right?
00:02:35Right. It's on the house.
00:02:54There you are, little Miss Sherwood.
00:03:03Where the hell are you?
00:03:04I'm in Vegas like I said I would be old man.
00:03:06Hey, don't you get smart with me, you little shit.
00:03:10Remember your mission.
00:03:11Seduce the Sherwood heir and marry her and then that whole obnoxious family will be there to pay off our
00:03:17debts.
00:03:18You mean your debts.
00:03:19Quiet!
00:03:20It's bad enough that I have a sorry excuse for an heir.
00:03:23You are an embarrassment to the Spence in name.
00:03:27Now, if you don't marry the Sherwood girl like I told you,
00:03:30I am going to sell your little sister off to old Fitzgerald to be his fourth wife.
00:03:36Dad's secret is just a kid.
00:03:38When I want your opinion, I will ask for it.
00:03:41Until then, you shut up and do as I say.
00:03:45Do you understand?
00:03:46Yeah.
00:03:47I understand.
00:03:49Good!
00:03:50And you, keep practicing.
00:03:52You sound god-awful.
00:03:55Heartless fucking bastard.
00:04:11It's two of us.
00:04:13You're saying you don't remember me?
00:04:15Who remembers Shippen and his dumb teens anyways?
00:04:17No way.
00:04:19Totally.
00:04:19I love that show.
00:04:20I watched it in one setting at like 2am.
00:04:23This is one of my favorites.
00:04:25It definitely doesn't get the love that it deserves.
00:04:27But I think it's one of their best ones.
00:04:28Really?
00:04:30I never begged you for a sappy romance kind of guy.
00:04:35Looks can be deceiving.
00:04:41The wand of light.
00:04:43So it does exist.
00:04:45Maybe I'm just jaded.
00:04:47It's hard to believe that love like that actually exists in real life.
00:04:50Why not?
00:04:51We're witches.
00:04:53Monsters and magic exist in our world.
00:04:55Why can't true love?
00:04:58I'm Lili, by the way.
00:05:01Lili Collins.
00:05:05Eric Phillips.
00:05:06Nice to meet you, Lili Collins.
00:05:09Damn, he's hot.
00:05:11And I'm in Vegas.
00:05:12I deserve a little fun.
00:05:14Well, Eric Phillips.
00:05:16I'll be in the poker room tonight.
00:05:18Maybe I'll see you there.
00:05:20Maybe.
00:05:39Okay, Svenson.
00:05:40Don't fuck this up.
00:05:55Eric motherfucking Svenson.
00:05:57Excuse me?
00:05:58You ghost me for three months after sleeping with me?
00:06:01And you think you can sit there and act like nothing happened?
00:06:03I think you've got me confused with someone else.
00:06:06Don't gaslight me, Svenson.
00:06:07I know exactly who you are.
00:06:23You know who she is?
00:06:26I think she's got me confused with someone else.
00:06:40You nervous?
00:06:41Not at all.
00:06:43You can always vote, you know.
00:06:45I'd hate to send you home empty-handed.
00:06:50Not a chance.
00:06:52I'm here to win.
00:06:54You sure?
00:06:55Seems like your focus is somewhere else.
00:06:58Oh.
00:06:59I am very focused.
00:07:04Are you guys done making Google eyes at each other or what?
00:07:08You're full of shit, Phillips.
00:07:10I call.
00:07:12Yeah, there is no way that you have this.
00:07:15But don't worry.
00:07:16I'll let you go another round.
00:07:18Once I beat you.
00:07:20Actually, I think I'm about to hit the jackpot.
00:07:26Eric?
00:07:29Eric?
00:07:46I have wanted to do that since I saw you by the pool in your bikini.
00:07:49Eric.
00:07:50Everyone can see.
00:07:52Do you want me to stop?
00:08:09What's it?
00:08:10Let him watch.
00:08:12Give him a shower.
00:08:25Please don't stop use your words tell me what you want. I want your tongue inside me, please. That's a
00:08:35good girl
00:08:45Wait, I think I'm gonna... Was that some kind of vision? No, that was from him
00:09:05Lucky son of a bitch. Beginner Lux, let's see you do it again next hand. No can do. I have
00:09:13a date.
00:09:13With a very pretty lady. Why do I have the feeling that you're not exactly as you present, Eric Phillips?
00:09:27It is Vegas. Isn't that part of the fun?
00:09:42You know, it wasn't very nice of you to tease me with your strap of your dress during our game.
00:09:49It's very distracting.
00:09:53Well, you know, it wasn't very nice of you to send me that little vision during our game.
00:09:58I just wanted to give you a little sneak preview.
00:10:09Eric, there are people. And if you're quiet, they won't see you.
00:10:17I should stop. This wasn't how the plan was supposed to go. You know, you were right before. I'm not
00:10:23who I say I am.
00:10:24And who out there is exactly as they present.
00:10:28But I am... Look, I don't care who you are outside of this. For once in my life, I... I
00:10:35just want to forget about everything.
00:10:38Just live in the moment. And I think you... can help me do that.
00:10:51Remove the camouflage. I want you to see you. The real you.
00:10:58But then you'll know who I am.
00:11:00I already know who you are. The real you... wants to let go.
00:11:11No one's ever looked at me like that. He really wants me. The real me.
00:11:17Fuck. You are gorgeous.
00:11:23I want you, Eric. I need you.
00:11:30Spread your legs for me.
00:11:36Keep your eyes open.
00:11:39I want you to watch yourself come... all over my fingers.
00:11:48Keep your eyes open.
00:11:55I thought you said that they couldn't hear me.
00:11:57They can't if you stay quiet.
00:11:59Keep your eyes open. We're all stuck.
00:12:06That's a good girl. Look down at my hand.
00:12:14Oh my god, they hurt me.
00:12:16I can't. Just relax.
00:12:20I can't, Eric.
00:12:23It's okay. Don't think.
00:12:26Just tell. Tell me anything.
00:12:30It's okay.
00:12:31It's so good.
00:12:32It's so good.
00:12:32But I need more, Eric.
00:12:37You feel so good.
00:12:39I can't wait to put my mouth on you.
00:12:44It's okay to make you come.
00:12:46I'll reach you there.
00:12:48I'm gonna go down.
00:12:50I want you to scream my name.
00:12:52Let it come.
00:12:53Five.
00:12:55Four.
00:12:57Three.
00:12:58Two.
00:13:02Four.
00:13:03Four.
00:13:04Four.
00:13:05Four.
00:13:06Four.
00:13:06Four.
00:13:08Four.
00:13:09Four.
00:13:09Four.
00:13:23I can't believe I just came on his hand.
00:13:26In front of other people.
00:13:28I think this is your floor.
00:13:36I'll be at the fountain tomorrow at 8 o'clock
00:13:40if you decide that you want more.
00:13:42See you there.
00:13:53How did he know what floor I was on?
00:14:00So you've told me all about your wild sister
00:14:02and the things that she's done.
00:14:05What about you?
00:14:07Me?
00:14:09I'm the responsible sister.
00:14:12The boring one, if you will.
00:14:14And I do what I'm supposed to do.
00:14:17All the rules and all that good stuff.
00:14:20I don't believe you.
00:14:21I mean, I know how you are in an elevator.
00:14:24Oh, come on.
00:14:27Come on.
00:14:28It's Vegas.
00:14:30Let me be your bad influence.
00:14:31Just for tonight.
00:14:36So, any bad ideas?
00:14:41Just one.
00:14:48What are you doing?
00:15:06No games.
00:15:07Just fuck me already.
00:15:09I thought I would try to woo you first.
00:15:11Consider me wooed.
00:15:12Then we could take it slow?
00:15:13Oh, your lips say one thing.
00:15:15But your body says something else.
00:15:25Oh, my God.
00:15:26Oh, my God.
00:15:33I almost lost my cool.
00:15:34I gotta remember the plan.
00:15:38Oh, my God.
00:15:40I can't believe I just did that.
00:15:41That was so embarrassing.
00:15:42This is why I don't do crazy shit.
00:15:44That was way too much.
00:15:45Hey, you're never too much.
00:15:48You don't understand, Eric.
00:15:50Okay, if my family saw me do any of that, they would freak out.
00:15:53Tonight's not about your family.
00:15:55Tonight's about you, remember?
00:15:57Forget what everyone else has told you to do.
00:16:00Do something that you want to do.
00:16:02Something no one would expect.
00:16:04Maybe he's right.
00:16:06I've spent my whole life doing what my family's told me to do.
00:16:12For once in my life, I'm doing something for myself.
00:16:16She spotted the chapel.
00:16:19Just like I planned.
00:16:23So are you, uh, you sure about this marriage thing?
00:16:26It's only temporary.
00:16:28Okay, and old magic is weak.
00:16:29The hand fast bond will probably only last till the morning.
00:16:33So, are you ready for a holy matrimony?
00:16:36I'm ready if you're ready.
00:16:39Come on!
00:16:43Let's go.
00:16:49You nervous?
00:16:52Just, never been married before.
00:17:00Uh, it's my sister.
00:17:02I need to take this.
00:17:03Oh, yeah, take your time.
00:17:05Elvis here wants me to pick out a hand fast bouquet.
00:17:07Hey, mama.
00:17:08Let's get some flowers for you.
00:17:08Come on.
00:17:09Let's do it.
00:17:11You need to come home, now.
00:17:13I can't, secret.
00:17:14Eric, Dad's up to something.
00:17:16He invited Fitzgerald to the house and made me dress up.
00:17:19He looks at me weird.
00:17:21It really freaks me out.
00:17:22You were my big brother, E.
00:17:24I need you here.
00:17:25Listen, I can't leave right now.
00:17:27But I promise, when I come home, I'll have enough power to get rid of Dad forever.
00:17:31Okay?
00:17:34Hey.
00:17:37Is everything okay?
00:17:39Yeah.
00:17:41Yeah, it's fine.
00:17:44You, uh, you sure about this?
00:17:48It's only temporary.
00:17:50Come on, we'll be laughing about this for years.
00:17:55Let's go.
00:17:57Let's go.
00:18:11Right.
00:18:12Only temporary.
00:18:14Unless you get hand fasted under a full moon, then the hand fast bond is nearly unbreakable.
00:18:20But she doesn't know that.
00:18:21And once she does, she'll hate me.
00:18:25Is your sister okay?
00:18:27Is something wrong?
00:18:29Nothing's wrong.
00:18:31We're about to get married in Vegas by Ovis.
00:18:34What could possibly be wrong?
00:18:36All right, you ready to rock and roll, you hunk-a-hunk-a-hot couple?
00:18:41Let's get this show started.
00:18:42Woo!
00:19:10This is it.
00:19:11I have the Wand of Light.
00:19:14The most powerful object in the world.
00:19:16If I leave now, I could use it to take control away from my father.
00:19:21Set secret and eye free.
00:19:28But I already betrayed her once.
00:19:30But I already betrayed her once.
00:20:12Off to get more chocolate strawberries.
00:20:15Be back soon.
00:20:25It's only temporary.
00:20:27Okay, and old magic is weak.
00:20:28The hand fasted bond will probably only last till the morning.
00:20:31Hmm.
00:20:33That's weird.
00:20:34The mark should have worn off by now.
00:20:44So, did you marry the girl yet?
00:20:50No, it's...
00:20:52complicated.
00:20:53Complicated or distracted.
00:20:56You were sent there to marry the Sherwood heir and bind her power to this family.
00:21:01Not to play house.
00:21:03You're a Svensson.
00:21:04Act like one.
00:21:06Eric is a Svensson?
00:21:09I married my family's worst enemy?
00:21:11I don't need you to tell me what I am.
00:21:14Then stop hesitating.
00:21:16If the rumors about the Wand of Light are true, we might catch an even bigger prize.
00:21:21So hurry up and marry the Sherwood girl and then bring her to me.
00:21:26Idiot.
00:21:35He's been lying this whole time.
00:21:42I need to tell her the truth.
00:21:46You lying piece of cruel shit!
00:21:49You didn't want me.
00:21:50You just wanted the fucking wand, didn't you?
00:21:53I didn't even know the wand existed until I met you.
00:21:56You still lied to me, Eric.
00:21:57You knew I was a Sherwood from the start.
00:21:59That's why you gave me a fake fucking name, right?
00:22:02Okay, I did, but that was before we...
00:22:04Why before?
00:22:04Before you decided to mess with me?
00:22:06Get your dick wet before you ruin me and my family forever?
00:22:09I'm not trying to ruin your family.
00:22:11I'm trying to save mine.
00:22:12I know all about you, Svensons.
00:22:15All you do is lie and cheat and steal to get whatever you fucking want.
00:22:20I should have caught it at the poker table, but your little tricks won't work on me this time.
00:22:24The hand fast, Mark, it'll fade!
00:22:28Just like you, just like whatever this was!
00:22:30The hand fast wasn't a trick.
00:22:32Not that part.
00:22:34Not with you.
00:22:35It doesn't matter, Eric.
00:22:38You will never, ever get the wand!
00:22:41Lily, wait.
00:22:44When this fades, Eric, I will never have to see you again!
00:23:01So, that didn't happen.
00:23:04My older sister Effie told me that the mark would fade a week later.
00:23:09Then a month went by.
00:23:11Then, well...
00:23:17See, this is where you don't fuck with old magic.
00:23:20It's all fun and games, so there's a full moon.
00:23:23Then it's the most powerful magic in the universe.
00:23:29Apparently, getting hand fast married under a full moon creates a bond that's almost unbreakable.
00:23:36Also, apparently, the almost part means that both people have to perform the divorce spell.
00:23:44I tried calling, texting, sending flying monkeys.
00:23:50Nothing.
00:23:50Not a single word from my beloved husband for half a year.
00:24:04Yes, I still sleep with a wand under my pillow.
00:24:08The emotional ass-whooping I got from my mother for getting hand fasted to a stranger was bad enough.
00:24:14No one can ever find out that I almost lost the wand, too.
00:24:18I just need one night to sleep without thinking about him.
00:24:46Who are you?
00:24:48What do you want with the wand of light?
00:24:51Nothing.
00:24:51Nothing.
00:24:51I'm just here to collect my payday from my client once I bring him that wand.
00:24:57Payday?
00:24:58Someone sent you!
00:24:59Who?
00:25:00I'm afraid I can't break client confidentiality.
00:25:02Sorry, sweetie.
00:25:05Well, I'm afraid that you chose the wrong witch to fuck with tonight.
00:25:21Be wise not to fight back, witch.
00:25:24You're in over your head.
00:25:26I'd rather die than let you take the wand.
00:25:31Suit yourself.
00:25:35Suit yourself.
00:25:44What the fuck?
00:26:00Get off me!
00:26:01She has the wand!
00:26:03I got the wand.
00:26:04I'll get the rest later.
00:26:08No!
00:26:10No!
00:26:12You are the reason I lost the wand.
00:26:14Who are you?
00:26:21They hand fast, Mark.
00:26:26Hello, wife.
00:26:27Miss me?
00:26:31What are you doing here?
00:26:33Oh, well, you know I thought I'd spice up our marriage, do a little role-playing, but it
00:26:36looks like you're more into bondage.
00:26:38I didn't know you were so kinky.
00:26:40Shut up!
00:26:44Look, you should be thanking me.
00:26:46I did just save your life.
00:26:47Thanking you?
00:26:48You're the reason my family's most powerful heirloom is gone.
00:26:51How did you even find me?
00:26:54Wait a minute.
00:26:56You were trying to steal the wand, too, weren't you?
00:26:59Maybe.
00:27:01Oh, you slimy, tote-faced motherfucker!
00:27:05Okay, first, you tricked me into marrying you, then you ghost me for six months, and now
00:27:10you come in here like a goddamn fucking cartoon burglar and try to take my wand!
00:27:15Look, I was just gonna borrow it!
00:27:17Yeah, for one of your dirty, no-good Spinson schemes!
00:27:20I-I just-I need it, okay?
00:27:23It's-it's the only way that we can be free.
00:27:26No!
00:27:27Look, my dad doesn't know about our marriage.
00:27:30Not yet.
00:27:31But he knows about the wand.
00:27:32If he gets a hold of it, he's gonna sell it to the highest bidder.
00:27:35Whoever controls the wand has the power to take over the world.
00:27:38Or worse.
00:27:39No!
00:27:40Worse than tricking me into marrying you?
00:27:42I told you that that wasn't a trick.
00:27:44It doesn't matter, Eric.
00:27:46She has the wand, that shadow thief or whatever.
00:27:49And that's your fault!
00:27:51I can get it back.
00:27:53Look, I know I don't deserve it.
00:27:55But just give me one more chance.
00:27:58I can get the wand back, take care of what I need to take care of, and then I'll do
00:28:02the
00:28:02divorce spell.
00:28:03Please, Lily, just give me one more chance.
00:28:06Please.
00:28:07I can't trust him.
00:28:09I shouldn't.
00:28:11But my gut tells me, this time, it might be different.
00:28:20No.
00:28:22No, we're both gonna go get it.
00:28:25It is my job as a Sherwood heir to set things right, so I don't let the wand fall into
00:28:30the
00:28:30wrong hands.
00:28:31And you really think after Vegas, I would let you go alone to find the most powerful, magical
00:28:36object in the entire world?
00:28:39Fair.
00:28:39Uh, whatever you want, Lily.
00:28:42God, I hate when you call me that.
00:28:45All right, I'll call you wife.
00:28:47And you can call me whatever you want.
00:28:50Eric, husband, daddy...
00:28:53Shut up!
00:28:54Don't call me wife, either.
00:28:55After we get this wand, we will do the divorce spell.
00:28:58Got it?
00:28:58You're breaking my heart.
00:29:00I mean, you're the better half of my soul.
00:29:03Yeah.
00:29:04You're not gonna sweet-talk your way into my pants again, Eric.
00:29:07We'll see.
00:29:12Now, the wand forbids a direct tracking spell, so we have to track its trail.
00:29:17That's a ten-mile radius.
00:29:19We'll never find a wand inside that circle.
00:29:21Well, with the tracking spell, I get a location, okay?
00:29:24It doesn't last long, though.
00:29:26We'll have like three or four days.
00:29:28Well, lucky for you, I already packed your bags.
00:29:32Consider it our official honeymoon.
00:29:39Aja, this, we're done.
00:29:40You got it?
00:29:41Don't go back on your words, Vincent.
00:29:43We will do the divorce spell.
00:29:45Cross my heart.
00:29:46Hope to die.
00:30:04You imagicked a car here?
00:30:06This isn't just any car.
00:30:15This is Bessie.
00:30:16You really expect us to track down the most powerful, magical object in the world?
00:30:21In a car without a roof?
00:30:24I mean, if you're not comfortable, I could go by myself, if you trust me not to run away.
00:30:36I wouldn't trust you with a half-eaten newt muffin.
00:30:38I was going to throw in the trash.
00:30:42Then your chariot awaits, wife.
00:31:04We've been driving all day, and she hasn't said a single word.
00:31:19You're Svensson.
00:31:20You don't play house with sheriffs.
00:31:22Why are we turning?
00:31:24We don't have any time.
00:31:25We have to find the wand, Eric.
00:31:27That circle is getting further and further away.
00:31:30Plus, it's getting dark.
00:31:32We need to stay somewhere for the night.
00:31:33Why don't you just let me drive?
00:31:34Because you haven't slept either.
00:31:36Plus, no one can drive Bessie but me.
00:31:40What is with guys in cars?
00:31:41Jesus.
00:31:42No.
00:31:43I mean, literally, no one else can drive Bessie.
00:31:46My great-great-grandfather put a hex on all of our possessions.
00:31:49Anyone that's non-blood-related can't touch it.
00:31:52The Svensson's like to hoard their treasures.
00:31:54Your family has issues.
00:31:57Finally, something we can agree on.
00:31:59Was this your plan all along?
00:32:01To make me feel bad for you because your family's evil so I get all ooey-gooey and forget about
00:32:06the divorce?
00:32:07Not everyone in my family is evil.
00:32:10Yeah.
00:32:11Okay.
00:32:24You cross this wall or do anything to piss me off more than you already have, then you do not
00:32:29even want to imagine the hex I'm going to put on you.
00:32:36I promise, no funny business.
00:32:41Peaky promise.
00:33:01Good night to you, too.
00:33:16In Vegas, you said you had a sister, right?
00:33:22Seagrid?
00:33:23Yeah.
00:33:24Seagrid.
00:33:27She didn't ask to be a Svensson.
00:33:29She's different than us.
00:33:32Better.
00:33:33Not like you?
00:33:35No.
00:33:37Not like me.
00:33:39But you already know that.
00:33:41The living room, no.
00:33:41I love you.
00:33:54Let's do it.
00:33:55Let's do it.
00:34:31Good morning, wife.
00:34:34I told you not to call me.
00:34:52You were saying something?
00:34:55What?
00:34:58How did you know I was awake?
00:35:00The husband always knows.
00:35:09Well, if you don't mind, I'm gonna shower.
00:35:15No peeking.
00:35:20Cross my heart.
00:35:21Hope to die.
00:35:30I need to get a grip.
00:35:32Some washboard abs and a cocky grin aren't enough to make me fall for him.
00:35:37I just need this one time to take the edge off.
00:35:50I remember.
00:35:52He touched me like this in Vegas.
00:36:05Look, I'm so close.
00:36:12Okay.
00:36:13That's it, Lele.
00:36:15Be a good girl.
00:36:17And come for me.
00:36:25Are you ready?
00:36:29Okay.
00:36:30Eric.
00:36:44You said that you wouldn't look.
00:36:49I don't need to look to know what you were doing while thinking about me.
00:36:54God, you are so full of yourself.
00:36:56Do I know what I heard?
00:36:58Say another word and I'll turn you into a frog.
00:37:04Were you thinking about that time in Vegas where I ate you out in the shower?
00:37:10And you came so hard you almost crushed my skull between your thighs.
00:37:16I think about those times a lot.
00:37:19Yeah, well, I don't think about them at all.
00:37:45You still haven't even told me what you want the wand for yet.
00:37:49It's on a need to know basis.
00:37:51Oh, don't you think I need to know?
00:37:55I am your wife after all.
00:37:57Oh, now you remember you're my wife.
00:37:59Funny how you only remember that once convenient for you.
00:38:02I remember every time I think about how badly I fucked up in Vegas.
00:38:05So all I am is a mistake.
00:38:07If I remember right, you're the one that suggested that we get hand fast married.
00:38:11Obviously that was before I knew about all your bullshit and lies.
00:38:15Duty and responsibility might not be a big deal in your family, but in mine, it's huge.
00:38:21See?
00:38:21There you go again.
00:38:22Always worried about what your family wants.
00:38:24It's never about what you want.
00:38:26I follow the rules because I have to, Eric.
00:38:29If I don't, I end up in situations like this.
00:38:32Did you ever stop to think that maybe that's unfair?
00:38:35That maybe your ideas and their ideas are bullshit?
00:38:39You ever think of that?
00:38:41Spoken like a true Spinson.
00:38:42Well, you're a Spinson too, sweetheart.
00:38:45Not much longer, I can tell you that.
00:39:05I'm gonna get some coffee.
00:39:07It's getting dark.
00:39:08You really think you should be alone?
00:39:09So now that we're married, you think you have to babysit me too?
00:39:16Fine. Just don't take too long.
00:39:22You got her in the car or what?
00:39:24Who?
00:39:25Don't play dumb with me, boy.
00:39:27The little Sherwood witch you married forgot to tell me about.
00:39:32You thought I wouldn't find out, huh?
00:39:34You did a good job of hiding it.
00:39:36I'll give you that.
00:39:37Maybe you are my son after all, huh?
00:39:40What's the end game here?
00:39:41You said you just needed to get the Sherwood's wand so you could pay off your debts.
00:39:45What does she have to do with it?
00:39:46Because I'm not an idiot like you.
00:39:48I'll finally have all the leverage I need over the Sherwood family.
00:39:53When I tell them their pretty little heir is my new daughter-in-law.
00:39:57And then it'll be our family that gets to call the shots in the magic world.
00:40:02So you just want to use her?
00:40:03Like you use mom?
00:40:05Like you're using your own daughter?
00:40:06This is not a request, boy.
00:40:09Bring the girl and the wand to me or you will be stripped of your name.
00:40:14Your magic, everything.
00:40:15And your sister, she'll be the one paying the price for your mistakes.
00:40:30This isn't right.
00:40:31The trail should still be here.
00:40:34Would you like some coffee, Miss Sherwood?
00:40:36Yeah, thank you.
00:40:37Wait, how did you know my-
00:40:40You.
00:40:44But the map said that-
00:40:46That's cute.
00:40:47You think that dusty old map could track me?
00:40:55That wand is mine.
00:40:59Not anymore, it's not.
00:41:01And sadly, my employers need your powers too.
00:41:04Employer?
00:41:07Hold still.
00:41:08This will only hurt a bit.
00:41:10No, stop!
00:41:11Stop!
00:41:19Get away from her!
00:41:25Eric, the wand!
00:41:38My magic.
00:41:40She took half of my magic, Eric!
00:41:42You're okay.
00:41:43I got you.
00:41:45You're okay.
00:41:45You're okay.
00:41:46You're okay.
00:41:48You don't understand.
00:41:50The map said that the wand was miles away.
00:41:52What did she want with my powers?
00:41:54Thief must have found some way to bypass the tracking spell.
00:41:57She can't about far, we'll find her.
00:42:00Lay low for now.
00:42:01Eric, stop the car, I can't breathe!
00:42:04Okay.
00:42:14Hey, hey, hey.
00:42:15Look at me, look at me.
00:42:16You're okay.
00:42:17You're okay.
00:42:18Just breathe.
00:42:19I got you.
00:42:20You're safe.
00:42:22I thought she was gonna kill me, Eric.
00:42:25I'm not gonna let that happen.
00:42:28Not while I'm breathing.
00:42:41I still hate you.
00:42:45If you hated me, you wouldn't let me touch you like this.
00:42:50This doesn't change anything.
00:42:52It's only scratching an itch.
00:42:55Once we get the wand, and we do the divorce spell,
00:42:59now we forget each other existed.
00:43:05Is that what you want, Lily?
00:43:07You wanna forget how good I make you feel?
00:43:10You wanna forget I'm the only person in the whole fucking world
00:43:14who can make you feel this way?
00:43:20Eric.
00:43:25Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:43:31We can't do this.
00:43:34This is what goes wrong between us.
00:43:36We can't make that mistake again.
00:43:38We have a job to do, Eric.
00:43:40Let's get the wand.
00:43:41That's it.
00:43:43And then what?
00:43:44You know what happens after, Eric.
00:43:47We do the divorce spell.
00:43:49And we never see each other again.
00:44:05You know what happens next time?
00:44:20Do the dress you know?
00:44:20It sounds like it's throars.
00:44:22Smells like fresh baked pastries, cinnamon, old magic.
00:44:32I should have known.
00:44:34It's a satyr's inn.
00:44:36That's spelled.
00:44:38An almond and habitus smell.
00:44:40It's woven into places like this for couples.
00:44:45You mean orgies?
00:44:48Satyrs are the horniest bastards in this own world.
00:44:51It lowers any fear, doubt, shame.
00:44:56Grants of your deepest desires.
00:44:59Without any fear of judgment or consequences.
00:45:11Here I don't.
00:45:14I'm trying not to.
00:45:32The spell doesn't create desire.
00:45:37It lets go of the lies.
00:45:39It tells us what we really want.
00:45:42What I want doesn't matter.
00:45:44It matters in here.
00:45:45I don't.
00:45:46I don't.
00:45:46Tell me what you really want.
00:45:49You can say goodbye.
00:45:52Let go our separate ways.
00:45:54Or you can tell me you want this.
00:45:57You want me.
00:46:00Tell me to stay.
00:46:04Stay here.
00:46:05Please.
00:46:07God, what is this?
00:46:09Is this just the magic word?
00:46:11No.
00:46:14It's not the spell.
00:46:16It's freedom.
00:46:18In here, the outside world doesn't matter.
00:46:21Just you.
00:46:23And me.
00:46:25I shouldn't want this.
00:46:28I know.
00:46:30I shouldn't be doing this.
00:46:34Or this.
00:46:37Be able to share with
00:46:39the most respected family of the whole rich world.
00:46:43You definitely shouldn't sound this fucking sexy.
00:46:46To mine.
00:46:49You're the other year.
00:46:51To the Sherwood family.
00:46:54Who are you?
00:46:55I want you, Eric.
00:46:58I need you.
00:47:02Tell me who you are.
00:47:06Lily.
00:47:07Close.
00:47:11But not quite.
00:47:13Tonight.
00:47:15Tell me who you are.
00:47:18Your wife.
00:47:42This doesn't change anything.
00:47:44I know.
00:47:46We can have tonight and then
00:47:47tomorrow we go back to who we are on the outside.
00:47:51Sure.
00:47:52I'll go back to being my bad self
00:47:53and you can go back to pretending to be
00:47:55a good little witch.
00:47:57Excuse me.
00:47:59Don't deny.
00:48:00Lily, Sherwood, Sven said.
00:48:02I know I'm kind of dork.
00:48:04Naughty thoughts you have.
00:48:07I don't.
00:48:09It's okay to be bad.
00:48:12You don't have to pretend.
00:48:15I don't, huh?
00:48:20You know, just because I have half my magic
00:48:22doesn't mean I can't play it with you for tonight.
00:48:36Now you're gonna sit there
00:48:38like a good
00:48:40little
00:48:42witch.
00:48:47And I'm
00:48:49gonna do
00:48:50whatever
00:48:50I
00:48:53want
00:48:55to you.
00:48:59I don't remember packing that lingerie.
00:49:02Close your eyes.
00:49:05Eric, you're so good
00:49:07for being such a bad boy.
00:49:11I am
00:49:12being properly motivated
00:49:16not to move.
00:49:19See how long
00:49:19it takes you to break.
00:49:21For you, I could
00:49:22stay here forever.
00:49:23Pretty to think so.
00:49:25Why don't we test
00:49:26that little theory, huh?
00:49:29We're playing a dangerous
00:49:30game.
00:49:32All you have to do
00:49:35is admit that I win.
00:49:37I'll let you fuck me.
00:49:39I'll even
00:49:42let you come
00:49:43wherever you want.
00:49:46you can come
00:49:48here
00:49:50or here
00:49:53I'll even
00:49:54let you come
00:49:56in here.
00:49:58God.
00:49:59Come on.
00:50:01I know you wanna
00:50:02just admit
00:50:04I'm right.
00:50:07Fine.
00:50:08You win.
00:50:10Oh, what was that?
00:50:12You hurt me.
00:50:13Oh.
00:50:22So what's my prize?
00:50:27I could
00:50:28torture you
00:50:29like you did me.
00:50:32But I wanna be
00:50:33inside you.
00:50:34I wanna feel you
00:50:36squeeze me tight.
00:50:38And take me
00:50:39to bed, husband.
00:50:43Call me that again.
00:50:47You want me
00:50:48to fuck you, husband?
00:50:50Yeah.
00:50:51Fuck me.
00:50:59Tell me a story.
00:51:03Like the ones
00:51:03you did in Vegas.
00:51:05I've got a story
00:51:07about
00:51:08my pet goat
00:51:09Gilmore
00:51:09and how he
00:51:11got stuck
00:51:12on a magic carpet
00:51:13or
00:51:14the story
00:51:15about
00:51:15how my sister
00:51:16tried to
00:51:16negotiate
00:51:17with a troll
00:51:18using only
00:51:19redimates.
00:51:21I already know
00:51:22about your family.
00:51:26I wanna know
00:51:27about you.
00:51:29What's it like
00:51:30to be a
00:51:30Svensson heir?
00:51:31You want
00:51:32the insider
00:51:33info.
00:51:35You tell me
00:51:36yours,
00:51:36I'll tell you mine.
00:51:37You gonna tell me
00:51:38how wonderful
00:51:39it was
00:51:39growing up
00:51:40as a
00:51:41beloved
00:51:41and blessed
00:51:42Sherwood?
00:51:46Is that what
00:51:47you think
00:51:47being a Sherwood
00:51:48is like?
00:51:50Is that what
00:51:51you think
00:51:51being a Sherwood
00:51:52is like?
00:51:52All fun
00:51:53and rainbows?
00:51:54Yeah,
00:51:55everybody loves
00:51:55your family.
00:51:56That's not
00:51:57true, Eric.
00:51:58There are so
00:51:59many people
00:51:59who would
00:52:00love it
00:52:00if we just
00:52:01disappeared.
00:52:02My mother
00:52:03has been
00:52:03shouldering
00:52:03all that
00:52:04responsibility
00:52:05and pressure
00:52:05for decades
00:52:06and next year
00:52:07I will be
00:52:08the head
00:52:08witch in
00:52:09charge.
00:52:10Everyone's
00:52:11counting on
00:52:11me to do
00:52:11the right
00:52:12thing.
00:52:12Like eat
00:52:13your fruits
00:52:13and veggies?
00:52:14Like spending
00:52:15my whole
00:52:15childhood
00:52:16being told
00:52:16that the
00:52:17whole world
00:52:17depended
00:52:18on me.
00:52:19Like
00:52:20never bothering
00:52:21to have any
00:52:22hopes
00:52:22or dreams
00:52:24because
00:52:24my whole life
00:52:25was planned
00:52:26for me
00:52:26from the very
00:52:27start before
00:52:27I was even
00:52:28born.
00:52:29I'm always
00:52:29doing the
00:52:30right thing
00:52:30for the
00:52:30family.
00:52:31I was never
00:52:32allowed to
00:52:32even think
00:52:33of doing
00:52:33the wrong
00:52:34thing.
00:52:35I couldn't
00:52:35be tired.
00:52:36I couldn't
00:52:37be scared.
00:52:37I couldn't
00:52:38be angry.
00:52:39One mistake
00:52:40and my family
00:52:41loses everything
00:52:42that they've
00:52:42ever worked
00:52:43for.
00:52:43If this
00:52:44whole world
00:52:44fades to
00:52:44black,
00:52:45it's because
00:52:45I messed
00:52:46up.
00:52:47It's because
00:52:47I didn't
00:52:48do a good
00:52:48job.
00:52:52I don't think
00:52:52I've ever
00:52:53said that
00:52:53out loud
00:52:53before.
00:52:55I'm glad
00:52:55you did.
00:52:57Your turn.
00:53:00Growing up
00:53:01with Svinson
00:53:01was a little
00:53:03different.
00:53:05The old man
00:53:05likes to say
00:53:06I was the
00:53:07first of his
00:53:08disappointments.
00:53:09I guess it's
00:53:10good.
00:53:11At least I
00:53:12was first
00:53:13in something.
00:53:14I didn't care
00:53:15about disappointing
00:53:16him.
00:53:17I just wanted
00:53:17to get away
00:53:18from him.
00:53:19I had it all
00:53:20planned out
00:53:20when I turned
00:53:2216.
00:53:22I'd leave,
00:53:24change my name,
00:53:24and the Svinson
00:53:25bloodline would
00:53:25die with me.
00:53:27My mom died
00:53:28when Secret
00:53:28was born.
00:53:31My dad
00:53:32used to tear
00:53:33against me
00:53:34every day
00:53:35since.
00:53:41I'm so sorry,
00:53:43Eric.
00:53:44I shouldn't have
00:53:45asked.
00:53:47It's okay.
00:53:49The Svinsons have
00:53:50always lived
00:53:50in the Sherwood's
00:53:51shadows.
00:53:53We are the
00:53:54shadows.
00:53:57All you do
00:53:57is shine.
00:54:08He always
00:54:09asks me what
00:54:09I want.
00:54:12What do you
00:54:13want, Eric?
00:54:17You'd hate me
00:54:17if I told you.
00:54:19I mean,
00:54:20more than
00:54:21you already
00:54:21do.
00:54:24I don't hate
00:54:25you.
00:54:27I never did.
00:54:32you.
00:54:50The Svinsons has
00:54:51I don't
00:54:51anything.
00:54:51I Airbnb
00:54:51has
00:54:51gone through
00:54:51going through,
00:54:51years ago.
00:54:51So I
00:54:51recover me
00:54:52across
00:54:52the
00:54:52ĐŸĐ±Ń realities.
00:54:52He looks like
00:54:56peter
00:54:56and
00:54:57dinner.
00:54:58In
00:55:03Eric, something's wrong.
00:55:05Dad's got visitors.
00:55:07A bunch of old guys.
00:55:08I don't know who they are.
00:55:09He made me play piano for them, like some kind of dresser doll.
00:55:13It's really freaking me out.
00:55:19Eric.
00:55:20Are you safe?
00:55:26Eric.
00:55:27Are you safe?
00:55:28For now, all those weird old men lived last night.
00:55:33And I hexed my door so no one could get in.
00:55:36Don't let anyone in.
00:55:37If Dad tries to get you to play with any of those weird old men, just...
00:55:39I know.
00:55:41I'll just do what he says.
00:55:44I always do.
00:55:45I'm so sick of this E.
00:55:47What if he actually does make me marry one of those guys?
00:55:50I'm never going to let that happen, all right?
00:55:54Look, I'm close to getting the Wand of Light.
00:55:56The Wand of Light?
00:55:59Like the one from the fairy tales?
00:56:01You can't tell Dad a secret.
00:56:04When I get the Wand, be ready for my call.
00:56:07I have a plan.
00:56:09I barely know basic spells.
00:56:12I don't know if...
00:56:13You can.
00:56:14I know you can.
00:56:17When the time is right, you'll be ready.
00:56:45Filling up Bessie, meet me downstairs when you're ready.
00:56:57Oh my God!
00:56:59Why do you and Mom always do that?
00:57:01A bit high-strung, aren't you, sis?
00:57:05I was just in the middle of thinking.
00:57:06Yeah, and going by your aura, I can guess about who.
00:57:10Very much giving post-orgasmic afterglow.
00:57:13Oh, yeah, well, you and your little aura reading can go jump in a lake.
00:57:17Oh, aren't we feisty this morning.
00:57:20Your super hot hubby isn't around, I'm guessing?
00:57:22Or have you already murdered him after catching his dick?
00:57:25I know all the best places tied a body, by the way.
00:57:29I'm fine, Effie.
00:57:31I know all about Eric Spenson.
00:57:33I'm not stupid.
00:57:34And when we get the wand back...
00:57:36You mean if you get the wand back?
00:57:39We will.
00:57:40And when we do, we'll do the divorce spell.
00:57:43This mark will be gone.
00:57:45I'll go home and marry the best person who serves our family alliance.
00:57:53It's not fair, you know.
00:57:55I know I'm the last person who should be saying that, because it's not like I can change it.
00:58:00But it's not.
00:58:02It's just the way it goes, right?
00:58:05There has to be a way for you to be with who you actually want, and be a good heir.
00:58:12Effie, what I want has nothing to do with anything in my life.
00:58:15That's fine.
00:58:17It's what it means to be a sure what.
00:58:19But just remember, repeating it doesn't make it true.
00:58:25Alright.
00:58:26Whatever you say, sis.
00:58:28You know best.
00:58:30I know.
00:58:32Give everyone a hug from me.
00:58:34Tell them I'll be back home soon.
00:58:45Last night was the last time.
00:58:47After today, we're done.
00:58:50If I say that enough times, maybe I'll finally believe it.
00:59:02I'll tell you about my plan with the wand.
00:59:06My family's magic is dying.
00:59:08My father's been cashing in on broken promises for years.
00:59:11But he holds most of the power, and me and Sieg would just get the scraps.
00:59:15That's how he controls us.
00:59:18If I could use the wand just once, I could take his power away from the bread.
00:59:24I'm not trying to ruin your family.
00:59:25I'm not trying to ruin your family.
00:59:25I'm trying to save mine.
00:59:26It's the only way that we can be free.
00:59:30That's what you meant by trying to save your family.
00:59:34I was going to tell you the night before.
00:59:36I was going to tell you the truth.
00:59:38And then I was just going to ask if I could use the wand.
00:59:41Just once.
00:59:41And then I would do whatever you wanted.
00:59:44Get a divorce.
00:59:46Leave you alone forever.
00:59:48Why didn't you tell me?
00:59:52Why didn't you tell me that morning?
00:59:53Maybe things could have been different.
00:59:57I would have asked you to stay.
00:59:59It's a nice idea.
01:00:02But our families have been at war since the beginning of time.
01:00:06Maybe if we were different people,
01:00:09we have different lives,
01:00:11this would have worked.
01:00:13Maybe we could have worked.
01:00:16Maybe the wand has a spell for that, Eric.
01:00:19A witch can hope.
01:00:27Do I have mushrooms growing out of the side of my head?
01:00:31Why are you looking at me like that?
01:00:45Wait, I'm driving.
01:00:47Pull over.
01:01:06You have got to be kidding me.
01:01:15End of the line, witches.
01:01:16Oh, my God, it is.
01:01:39Eric!
01:01:45No!
01:01:49I can't help him!
01:02:03Now's not a good time, old man.
01:02:05Well, it sounds like my insurance policy worked.
01:02:09You... you sent the shadow thief?
01:02:12Of course I sent her.
01:02:14Do you think I would trust you to finish the job?
01:02:27Demons are very expensive, you know?
01:02:31But I thought that the Sherwood girl's soul in exchange for the wand was a good enough bargain.
01:02:39Souls of magic users apparently taste better.
01:02:54You said you needed her alive. The Sherwoods will never pay off your debts if you kill their heir.
01:02:58I've reconsidered.
01:02:59Once I have that wand, I will be the most powerful witch alive.
01:03:05Debts won't matter.
01:03:06The stupid Sherwoods won't matter. And as for the girl, well...
01:03:10I don't need her breathing to use her power.
01:03:13I can always marry Sigrid off to form new alliances.
01:03:18Guess you won't be trapped in a marriage after all, son.
01:03:22You're welcome.
01:03:25Go to hell home, man.
01:03:27Go to hell home, man.
01:03:37Take it!
01:03:40No!
01:03:42Your soul will be delicious!
01:03:51I can take Dad's magic.
01:03:53End him.
01:03:54Finally be free.
01:03:59Get off my wife!
01:04:08You'll pay for that, witch!
01:04:10God!
01:04:14God!
01:04:21This isn't the last you'll see of me.
01:04:29Hey, I've got you.
01:04:31You didn't run.
01:04:33You're kidding?
01:04:34I'd be your pretty shitty husband if I let my wife's soul get sucked out by a demon.
01:04:41Eric!
01:04:42You can't get rid of me that easily.
01:04:44No, no, no, no, no!
01:04:44Stay with me!
01:04:46Eric!
01:04:47Oh, my God!
01:04:48Eric, no, no, no, no, no!
01:04:50Stay with me!
01:04:51Oh, my God!
01:04:53I can't save you!
01:04:54I don't have my powers!
01:04:56Why didn't you run?
01:04:59You could have saved yourself!
01:05:02I've been saving myself.
01:05:04My whole life.
01:05:06I thought I'd try something new.
01:05:09You idiot, you stupid, stupid idiot.
01:05:13Yeah.
01:05:16But I'm your idiot.
01:05:23You took a divorce spell.
01:05:26I had a promise.
01:05:28Now you're free.
01:05:32I don't want to be free.
01:05:35I don't want to be free.
01:05:37I don't want to be with you.
01:05:40Just keep secrets safe.
01:05:42Safe from my father.
01:05:44Safe from all of it.
01:05:48You know, those days in Vegas were the best three days of my life.
01:05:54All right, let's get this show started, okay?
01:05:56What?
01:06:00I love you.
01:06:02I love you, too.
01:06:05I love you.
01:06:06I love you.
01:06:08Eric.
01:06:11No!
01:06:14I love you.
01:06:32The Wand of Light has the power to grant its user their deepest desires.
01:06:43Please, please, please.
01:06:52I love you.
01:06:54Please.
01:06:57Please.
01:07:00Please.
01:07:01Please.
01:07:05Please.
01:07:09You absolute moron, you absolute moron.
01:07:16Be gentle, I was dead for like 10 seconds.
01:07:20You're alive.
01:07:23That is for divorcing me on your literal death bed, you asshole.
01:07:27I thought I was doing something noble, something cool.
01:07:31The wand gave you your power back?
01:07:34My mom used to say that the wands user granted its deepest desire.
01:07:39I guess it knew what I really wanted.
01:07:42What did you want?
01:07:45You.
01:07:48Don't scare me like that again, okay?
01:07:52You know, I thought I heard something when I was bleeding out.
01:08:00Maybe you could say it again.
01:08:06Maybe you could say it again.
01:08:10I love you, Eric's Vincent.
01:08:14That's my girl.
01:08:21Let's go.
01:08:35You ready for one last stop?
01:08:38Yeah.
01:08:58Ah, there you are.
01:09:01I knew I could always trust a demon to get the job done.
01:09:05Now, where is my wand?
01:09:08Wait.
01:09:10You're supposed to be dead.
01:09:12Wow.
01:09:13You weren't kidding.
01:09:14He really is evil.
01:09:15I put a barrier around this whole house.
01:09:18It's impossible.
01:09:19There's no way you should be able to be in here.
01:09:21There's always a loophole, old man.
01:09:26Secret, you ungrateful brat.
01:09:29How dare you betray me like this?
01:09:31Really, Dad?
01:09:32Playing the family card after you almost sold me into child marriage?
01:09:36You ungrateful little pests!
01:09:45You're powerless now, old man.
01:09:47The magic's gone.
01:09:48Forever.
01:10:02Eric, Aldous, Svensson, release me this instant!
01:10:06That is an order!
01:10:09You can handle it from here, right?
01:10:12His powers are gone.
01:10:13It doesn't scare me anymore.
01:10:16You ungrateful little brats.
01:10:18Both of you will pay for this!
01:10:20You will both pay for this!
01:10:25Yeah, yeah.
01:10:26Talk soon, pups.
01:10:28We're gonna hit the road.
01:10:29I said get back here!
01:10:31I said get back here!
01:10:32Get back here!
01:10:33Please, don't do this, you little bitch!
01:10:37Oh!
01:10:38Oh!
01:10:42Uh!
01:10:48Uh!
01:10:50Uh!
01:10:51Uh!
01:10:51Uh!
01:10:52So, where to now?
01:10:54Should we go and drop off the wand of life?
01:10:57Yeah.
01:10:59But there's something I want to do first.
01:11:02That sounds ominous.
01:11:04Just so happens that there's another full moon tonight.
01:11:09Leona Sherwood, are you asking me to hand fast marry you?
01:11:15Yeah.
01:11:17I think I am Eric Sponson.
01:11:20Well, we better hurry.
01:11:21We're going to take the Wand of Light home and make it back in time to the hunk-a-hunk
01:11:25-a wedding chapel of love.
01:11:27I wonder if they have the same Elvis.
01:11:28I sure hope so.
01:11:30But if we're going to get hand fast married again, no more secrets this time.
01:11:36So is there anything you want to come clean about now?
01:11:39Soon to be again husband.
01:11:42There is one thing.
01:11:45You might want to buckle up.
01:11:48We're about to go super speed.
01:11:50Bessie could have been going super speed this entire time.
01:11:53You didn't tell me to make our trip last longer.
01:11:55Didn't you?
01:11:57You know me so well.
01:11:59Soon to be again wife.
01:12:02Leona Sherwood, will you marry me?
01:12:06And not because of some spell or because it's your duty.
01:12:11But because you want to.
01:12:15Yes, I will.
01:12:26Ready?
01:12:28Hell yeah.
01:12:58All right.
01:12:59I'm doing it.
01:13:02Not without.
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