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00:00:00I am Brienne, the richest woman in the world, the daughter of the Duke of Septon and the only heiress
00:00:04of the Targaryen family.
00:00:05Three years ago, I ran away from home.
00:00:07The series saved my life in a car accident and we started dating.
00:00:09I didn't want to scare him away, so I lied about who I was and pretended to be a delivery
00:00:13girl.
00:00:15For three years, I've secretly supported his startup business.
00:00:19Get lost.
00:00:20Today, Mr. Baratheon, the owner of Baratheon Group, he's coming to visit the property.
00:00:25You're gonna make our elevators dirty. Take the stairs!
00:00:30Arguing isn't my thing. Luckily, I have others to fight my fights.
00:00:36Tyrion Baratheon, or I call him T.
00:00:38He's the richest man of the North and he manages the real estate business for my family.
00:00:43Mr. Baratheon owns almost every building in the North. He's basically running the world here.
00:00:52Mr. Baratheon!
00:00:53I'm a lady. I'm sorry I'm late.
00:00:56She's a lady?
00:00:58How could this stinky delivery girl be a lady?
00:01:00Shut up!
00:01:01You don't deserve to know who she is.
00:01:03These men?
00:01:04No need to make a scene to you.
00:01:06Just make them deliver the packages.
00:01:08And, um...
00:01:10No elevators allowed.
00:01:11Very well.
00:01:12Be grateful that this lady has shown you mercy, you...
00:01:16Brats.
00:01:17Thank you for your mercy, lady.
00:01:21Oh, my lady.
00:01:23Where are you going?
00:01:24Today is my day.
00:01:25The series and I are getting married.
00:01:29Spin around, Miss Pickles. Come with me.
00:01:31Come with me.
00:01:32Put him up! Bang, bang!
00:01:34Oh!
00:01:35Yeah!
00:01:38Miss Pickles, hold that thought.
00:01:42Boss, you keep pretending to be homeless to scare off your future fiancΓ©.
00:01:46Mrs. Stark is threatening to disown you.
00:01:48Okay, I'm not even that into her.
00:01:50If it wasn't for the bidding conference, I would have never even shown my face.
00:01:53Tell mother, the only girl I'll marry is the girl of my destiny.
00:01:57Isn't that right, Miss Pickles? The girl of my destiny.
00:02:00That's who I'll marry.
00:02:04It's her.
00:02:06It's the girl from three years ago.
00:02:13No! No, Miss Pickles!
00:02:14No, Miss Pickles!
00:02:16Is that homeless man fighting that dog for food?
00:02:18No, Miss Pickles!
00:02:25Hey! That was my beef stick!
00:02:30Oh, you like beef sticks too.
00:02:33Uh, how old are you? Did you finish high school?
00:02:36I'm 28 and...
00:02:38Uh, no. I, uh, was homeschooled.
00:02:40Well, you're not high class, but you're young and...
00:02:43fit.
00:02:44You don't have to fight this poor dog for food.
00:02:46Here, go down to the Bartharian Group.
00:02:48I just contacted Human Resources. They'll give you a job.
00:02:50Thank you, but I don't need a job.
00:03:02I agree.
00:03:05Miss Sirius!
00:03:08Hello, anti-vace!
00:03:10Miss Sirius!
00:03:11Okay, I...
00:03:13Miss Sirius, why did you...
00:03:19Who's she?
00:03:20This...
00:03:21This is Margaery.
00:03:22She's the daughter of Mr. Lannister.
00:03:25We're getting married.
00:03:29Married? I...
00:03:30Miss Sirius, I thought that we were getting married today.
00:03:33When did I ever say I wanted to marry you?
00:03:36The Baratheon Group invested into Miss Sirius' company and they're worth tens of millions of dollars.
00:03:41Look at you. You're just a... broke... ugly...
00:03:44Stinky...
00:03:46I can't even believe that you ever dreamed you were going to marry my son.
00:03:50Oh, I see where this is going.
00:03:51Oh.
00:03:52You let success get to your head.
00:03:54You went to hang out with social butterflies and you forgot how I supported you as a girlfriend!
00:03:58Since when were you my girlfriend?
00:04:00I never said I liked you and I definitely never asked you to be falling over yourself for me.
00:04:05So everything I did for you meant nothing?
00:04:06Yeah.
00:04:06When your landlord kicked you out, I found a new place for you.
00:04:10When you got fired from the Start Group, I funded your startup company and got new clients for you!
00:04:14Whoa! Okay, stop it right there!
00:04:16Alright?
00:04:17Marjorie was the one who invested in my fund.
00:04:19Yeah.
00:04:19You're just a delivery girl.
00:04:21And here you are, taking credit for everything all over again.
00:04:23What a total scumbag.
00:04:25She's got poor taste in men.
00:04:27God.
00:04:30Just talk.
00:04:31I'm Lady Targaryen.
00:04:32Even Tyrion Baratheon is a better butler to me.
00:04:34You think you want to become CEO without me asking him to help you the past three years?
00:04:39Oh, come on. Listen to you.
00:04:41The Targaryen mystery.
00:04:44The largest house in the world.
00:04:45Largest bank owner.
00:04:46Second in the world.
00:04:47Also, you know, the last hundred years.
00:04:49The greatest collectors of collectibles as well.
00:04:52Don't you try to fool me.
00:04:55No Targaryen heiress would ever be like you.
00:05:03How dare you sneak those photos of me?
00:05:06Leek?
00:05:06Are you serious?
00:05:07She sent me those pictures trying to send me this to you.
00:05:10That's right.
00:05:11Why does Mr. Baratheon even know about you?
00:05:14Oh, did you send him yummy photos too?
00:05:18Seduce you?
00:05:19Yeah.
00:05:20Hell no!
00:05:21Ms. Pickle!
00:05:21Whoa!
00:05:23Ew!
00:05:24Ugh.
00:05:25Karma's a bitch.
00:05:26And she'll get you soon enough.
00:05:27And if she doesn't?
00:05:29I would.
00:05:30I don't know about that.
00:05:31But what I do know is that I've leaked all of your nudes online.
00:05:36Ha!
00:05:37Oh!
00:05:38Looks like they've gone viral!
00:05:40Oops!
00:05:40Will anyone ever marry you?
00:05:42You're a bastard.
00:05:46I'll marry you.
00:05:50I can't stand a kind girl like that being bullied by those assholes.
00:05:54Plus, if I marry her, I won't have to deal with nagging to get married again.
00:05:58He actually stands up for me when I needed it the most.
00:06:01Okay.
00:06:02Let's get married.
00:06:04Ha!
00:06:04Wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:06:05Let me get this right.
00:06:06A delivery girl and a hobo getting married.
00:06:09Yo, that's the couple straight out of heaven.
00:06:11That's only for now.
00:06:13Soon enough, I'll make him the richest man in the North.
00:06:15But...
00:06:16I'm already the richest man in the South.
00:06:18What's the point?
00:06:20Come on.
00:06:29Yes?
00:06:32Brianna!
00:06:33As soon as I get that 2 billion dollars from the Baratheon Project,
00:06:36I'll throw you some money.
00:06:37We can use it for therapy.
00:06:39Cause I'm sure once when you come back to Sanity,
00:06:40you're gonna realize how tragic it is that you married a hobo to get back at me.
00:06:44Why are you still offering me pity money?
00:06:46You know, I set up that bid to get you the project.
00:06:49You can say bye-bye to that now.
00:06:52You should really be careful.
00:06:54A lie like that could snowball into a disaster.
00:06:57I wasn't lying.
00:06:58She's still trying to take credit.
00:07:00It was me who pulled the string service series.
00:07:03The bid is only for show.
00:07:05Strings, huh?
00:07:06I bet they're not strong enough to overpower my company,
00:07:09The Stark Group.
00:07:10You mean the Stark family who owns most of the real estate in the South?
00:07:15That's the one.
00:07:16Try dreaming in the real world.
00:07:18More like King of Cuckoo Land.
00:07:21Now your lives are gonna snowball into disaster.
00:07:24It's not a lie.
00:07:25I really do own the Stark Group.
00:07:27Okay, you a delivery girl and you a hobo.
00:07:32Two lowlifes daydreaming out loud over there.
00:07:35Let's go, Viserys.
00:07:38Insanity could be contagious.
00:07:45Tea?
00:07:46My lady.
00:07:48I want Viserys off the project.
00:07:50W-why?
00:07:51Did he betray you?
00:07:52Don't worry.
00:07:53There are plenty of fish in the sea.
00:07:55I will make sure that you have your pick.
00:07:57I- shh.
00:07:58I gotta stay home.
00:08:03You know, you are a really good actress.
00:08:06I mean, down to every detail.
00:08:08Just know this.
00:08:09You don't have to act in front of me.
00:08:11I wasn't-
00:08:13Never mind.
00:08:15You wouldn't believe me anyway.
00:08:17Hey, um.
00:08:18You were probably hungry since that dog took your food.
00:08:20Oh.
00:08:21Would you wanna get something to eat?
00:08:24My treat.
00:08:25I shouldn't hurt her ego,
00:08:26especially right after such a drastic change in her life.
00:08:29But I should probably pay for dinner since she's broke.
00:08:33Can't let the lady pay.
00:08:34My treat.
00:08:35He's totally broke but still trying to be a gentleman.
00:08:37But I'll protect his ego as a man.
00:08:40How about we go back to my place?
00:08:42We can make something cozy.
00:08:45And...
00:08:46Simple.
00:08:47Sounds like a plan.
00:09:06So where's the light in this place?
00:09:08Oh!
00:09:11I have magic.
00:09:12Hmm.
00:09:15You can just say you have sensor lights.
00:09:17Oscar winner.
00:09:20Where'd you get this stuff?
00:09:22Flea market?
00:09:24You know nothing, Jamie.
00:09:30Right, right, right!
00:09:31It's Rhian!
00:09:33I got these custom made.
00:09:35You can't get them anywhere else in the world.
00:09:37Making lemonade out of life's lemons.
00:09:40Hats off to you.
00:09:42It's Sirian style.
00:09:43Rugged and elegant.
00:09:45I had it custom made by a professional interior designer.
00:09:47Looking good, right?
00:09:48Is she telling me that this mess is Sirian style?
00:09:51She should be glad she's not really living in Syria.
00:10:03Uh...
00:10:04Here.
00:10:06Go, uh, clean yourself up.
00:10:09Bathroom's in there.
00:10:19Being homeless makes a man... fit.
00:10:28Send me some freshly picked white truffles from Europe.
00:10:31And mix them with some... common mushrooms.
00:10:34Get me some fresh Mediterranean bluefish tuna.
00:10:37But make it look like the cheap canned stuff.
00:10:39I want my husband to eat something nice, but...
00:10:40I want my wife to eat something nice, but...
00:10:41I don't wanna freak her out.
00:10:51You sure this is just... common creamy tuna and mushroom pasta?
00:10:56It looks suspicious.
00:10:57Yeah, it's so normal.
00:10:59It's home style as it gets.
00:11:01Okay.
00:11:02I believe you.
00:11:05You know, like the...
00:11:06worst case scenario is just...
00:11:09We both get diarrhea.
00:11:16Can I ask you something?
00:11:18If you have such a good taste in food,
00:11:20why do you have such bad taste in men?
00:11:22How'd you end up with that scumbag?
00:11:26Actually...
00:11:27I don't think I love him.
00:11:30I am very grateful for him though.
00:11:32Three years ago on Halloween,
00:11:34I got in this really bad car accident on Route 5.
00:11:37And he saved me.
00:11:39When I woke up in the hospital,
00:11:40he was the...
00:11:42He was the first person I saw.
00:11:44Halloween?
00:11:45Three years ago.
00:11:54I have an emergency.
00:11:55I'll be late.
00:11:58Boss, we missed the flight.
00:12:00But your helicopter is waiting.
00:12:02No rush.
00:12:03I have to make sure she's fine.
00:12:11Where's the girl?
00:12:12The nurse said her family picked her up.
00:12:15She disappeared after that.
00:12:18Turns out she thought Viserys saved her?
00:12:20Well, now that we're married,
00:12:22she should know the truth.
00:12:24What kind of tuna did Tyrion give me?
00:12:27Oh my god, Jamie's turning into a mushroom.
00:12:30Actually...
00:12:32About that...
00:12:33You should probably know that...
00:12:37Hey, Mr. Mushroom.
00:12:40You look yummy.
00:12:45My men definitely sent the wrong truffles.
00:12:49My men definitely sent the wrong truffles.
00:12:49She's waiting for me.
00:12:58I was waiting for my baby.
00:13:03He's looking for my baby.
00:13:04She needs a drink for me.
00:13:05There's nothing left here.
00:13:05She's looking for you and me.
00:13:06He's looking for a dog in mys.
00:13:07She's looking for us,
00:13:08I'm looking for you,
00:13:09He looks like you left.
00:13:12He's looking for you,Π±Ρ
00:13:18women.
00:13:29Greetings, Mr. Stark.
00:13:31I want you to get my wife a gift.
00:13:33Something rare and expensive.
00:13:37Wait, what?
00:13:39Mr. Stark got married?
00:13:47Last night, um, did I eat my homeless mushroom?
00:13:53It's home style as it gets.
00:13:56My husband?
00:14:05I've got some business to take care of, but put this ring on.
00:14:09I'll make sure I'm a dazzling husband when we meet again.
00:14:19This ring looks expensive.
00:14:25That's too big for me.
00:14:27Shoot, I've got to attend my family's bid conference.
00:14:38Your invitation, please.
00:14:40I'm the organizer.
00:14:42You're asking me for an invitation?
00:14:44You? Organized?
00:14:47If you're the organizer, then I'm the owner of this hotel.
00:14:51If you're the organizer, then I'm the owner of this hotel.
00:14:56Brienne, the Stark family owns this hotel.
00:14:59Stop embarrassing yourself, or you'll be a disgrace in both the North and the South.
00:15:04If you want to come in, at least dress her.
00:15:08Did you dive into a dumpster for that dress?
00:15:11Look at you.
00:15:12You've got nothing on Marjorie.
00:15:15It's a good thing that this three's dumped.
00:15:16Otherwise, I would be embarrassed to be at this meeting.
00:15:33I can get you in for old time's sake, but your clothes are pretty trashy.
00:15:38I can let you in if you take them off.
00:15:41Oh dear, that's so considerate.
00:15:45What are you waiting for?
00:15:47Hurry.
00:15:48Take this bitch's clothes off.
00:15:50The spark is about to be here.
00:15:52It would bother him.
00:15:53What are you afraid of?
00:15:54This is the North.
00:15:55Mr. Vissery is favored by the most powerful family,
00:15:58and I think Mr. Baratheon, he would back us up.
00:16:01And besides, Mr. Baratheon and Mr. Stark are both men.
00:16:05What man doesn't like a nice horny strip show?
00:16:08Oh.
00:16:09Hey, no!
00:16:10Not on my watch.
00:16:14Who are you?
00:16:16Your husband.
00:16:17That's some cheesy pick-up line.
00:16:20Mushrooms?
00:16:21Like any bells?
00:16:23You need to be free.
00:16:28So it relates to you.
00:16:30Wow.
00:16:31You look different.
00:16:35Where's your ring?
00:16:36Oh, sorry.
00:16:38It's too big for me.
00:16:40Oh, look who is this.
00:16:42Her hobo husband.
00:16:44Did you think washing your face was going to stop the homeless smell?
00:16:48So do you think that you could become part of the upper echelon, what, by renting a decent suit and
00:16:53getting some luxury car?
00:16:54You know, you're really nothing more than a hobo.
00:16:58Security.
00:16:59Take these people out.
00:17:00They're stinking up this place.
00:17:03Whoa.
00:17:04Oh, it does stink in here.
00:17:06Here you go.
00:17:08Do you think I'm a child?
00:17:09Trying to bribe me with candy?
00:17:12Oh, no.
00:17:13Those are breath mints.
00:17:15Since you want to talk so much shit, it wakes up your arrogance.
00:17:19Oh, no.
00:17:21Oh, no.
00:17:23Oh, no.
00:17:24Oh, no.
00:17:24Oh, no.
00:17:24Oh, no.
00:17:24How dare you hurt Miss Marjorie.
00:17:26What are you doing?
00:17:28Guards.
00:17:29We have VIP.
00:17:30Are you okay?
00:17:32Oh, no.
00:17:33Oh, no.
00:17:35You apologized to Miss Marjorie.
00:17:38Oh, no.
00:17:39Oh, no.
00:17:40Oh, no.
00:17:42Oh, no.
00:17:45Oh, no.
00:17:46Oh, no.
00:17:46Oh, no.
00:17:47Oh, no.
00:17:48Who are you talking to, these hobos?
00:17:51Shut up.
00:17:51Do you know what this is?
00:17:52Yeah, it's a ring and it's ugly.
00:17:55This is Stark's family's token.
00:17:57The Starks never showed their faces in public.
00:18:00This token represents them.
00:18:02What, are you kidding me?
00:18:03She's nothing more than a delivery girl.
00:18:05Where'd you get that?
00:18:07I gave it to her.
00:18:09Mr. Stark.
00:18:11I'm sorry.
00:18:12Please forgive me.
00:18:14It's okay.
00:18:15However, you, on the other hand,
00:18:17I'll make sure you're punished for your snobbery.
00:18:20Damn it.
00:18:21You tramps.
00:18:23I'm sure you picked up a fake.
00:18:24This Potter has been with the Stark's specialties for generations.
00:18:29You can't find it anywhere else.
00:18:31It's the real ring.
00:18:37Be careful.
00:18:39Don't lose it.
00:18:41No way.
00:18:42I'm sure it's a fake.
00:18:44Are you trying to assault Mr. Stark?
00:18:45The owner of our hotel?
00:18:47No.
00:18:47Get out of here.
00:18:48Get out.
00:18:49Out.
00:18:55Let's go.
00:19:02Oh crap, what if he asked me about last night?
00:19:05Should I give him money as compensation?
00:19:07What do normal people do in this situation?
00:19:10You're blushing.
00:19:12Are you shy?
00:19:13No, no, no.
00:19:14Nothing like that.
00:19:16So, about last night.
00:19:17I take full responsibility for what happened.
00:19:19I can pay you back for the rental car, the suit, the replica ring.
00:19:23Um, here.
00:19:24Would, um, would two grand be enough?
00:19:28I don't want your money.
00:19:30Huh?
00:19:32What do you want then?
00:19:33Um, uh, fame status?
00:19:35I can give you all that.
00:19:36I don't want any of that.
00:19:42I want you to be my wife.
00:19:54I heard that Mr. Baratheon specifically told everyone to take care of and promote Viserys.
00:20:04Seeing him today, it is very clear that he is top tier talent.
00:20:10Hmm.
00:20:10Indeed.
00:20:11Mr. Baratheon is one of the top figures in the whole empire.
00:20:14Only really the Southern Stark family comes close.
00:20:16With Mr. Baratheon's support, it won't be long before Viserys becomes a leading figure amongst the younger generation.
00:20:21Mr. Starkook.
00:20:24Oh, Viserys.
00:20:25When you meet Mr. Baratheon, please, put in a good word for me.
00:20:29How can I not?
00:20:29You make too good of a team.
00:20:31Mm-hmm.
00:20:31Having you marry my daughter is truly a blessing to the Ashtar family.
00:20:36You're all so kind.
00:20:37To the banquet!
00:20:38Yes!
00:20:39To the banquet!
00:20:39Cheers!
00:20:39And the Baratheons and their money!
00:20:42Beautiful to cheer.
00:20:43Why not cheer?
00:20:44Oh!
00:20:46Rianne.
00:20:46I can't believe you actually managed to sneak in here with this hobo.
00:20:50Leave us alone.
00:20:52Trying to make me jealous.
00:20:53Right?
00:20:54Alright, I guess I can write you a check.
00:20:57How's a million?
00:20:59That should be enough, right?
00:21:00Now stop pestering me!
00:21:02Just a million.
00:21:06Go and embarrass yourself.
00:21:11How dare you rip up my check!
00:21:13Well, that was a nice way.
00:21:14Cause it was either the check, or your filthy mouth.
00:21:18Oh.
00:21:19A serious.
00:21:20What's wrong?
00:21:22Ah.
00:21:23Gentlemen.
00:21:24I apologize.
00:21:26This stalker is my ex, and she's incredibly unhappy because I dumped her.
00:21:31Mm-hmm.
00:21:31So she's trying to provoke me by marrying this hobo.
00:21:34I'll have this taken care of.
00:21:35She'll be removed immediately.
00:21:37I'm sorry.
00:21:38But if you kick me out, I'm afraid we'd have to cancel the whole event.
00:21:42Hmm.
00:21:43I've heard of you.
00:21:44You're the simple delivery girl, right?
00:21:47Coming here and talking shit.
00:21:49Do you know that Mr. Barathen is the one that organized this event?
00:21:52Yeah.
00:21:53I did know that.
00:21:54Because I asked him to.
00:21:57How dare you talk to him that way?
00:21:59I swear, I'll rip that mouth straight off him!
00:22:03Yeah.
00:22:06I'd love to see you try.
00:22:20Hey, maybe you should choose another seat.
00:22:22Look at them.
00:22:23They're all freaking out.
00:22:24But I want this seat.
00:22:26That is Mr. Barathen's seat.
00:22:29That is for the organizer and the event holder.
00:22:33How dare you!
00:22:35Well, you know what?
00:22:37This chair's just...
00:22:39Meh.
00:22:41She can't.
00:22:43Next time you should get a bigger one.
00:22:45Listen up, everyone.
00:22:46If she pisses off Mr. Barathen, we are the ones to blame.
00:22:49And our businesses will take the heat.
00:22:51We need to make sure that she leaves right now.
00:22:54I agree.
00:22:54Our family status relies on Mr. Barathen.
00:22:57If you disrespect him, you are our enemy.
00:23:01You have three seconds to get off that cheat.
00:23:04If not, I will make sure that your name is plastered all over the headlines and the billboards.
00:23:11Hmm.
00:23:12Let's see.
00:23:13What about we call you a racist?
00:23:17Oh.
00:23:17Yeah.
00:23:19Your life will be ruined.
00:23:23Wow.
00:23:24Listen up, everyone.
00:23:25She is truly a marvel of media manipulation.
00:23:28I hope you like concrete coffins, sweetheart.
00:23:31That's my gang's speciality.
00:23:33Boring.
00:23:34Can anyone else here please come up with a more...
00:23:37A more creative threat?
00:23:39Dying is too easy for her.
00:23:42I'll arrest her.
00:23:43A dirty wench like her deserves to be thrown into a women's prison on an isolated island.
00:23:48Hmm.
00:23:49Is that all you got?
00:23:51No one puts their hands on her.
00:23:54Not on my watch.
00:23:55How dare you touch me, bum.
00:23:56I'll make your life a living hell.
00:23:59Mr. Tyrion Baratheon is here.
00:24:02Surprise!
00:24:04It's everybody enjoying the festivities.
00:24:06Isn't it a beautiful day?
00:24:07Woo!
00:24:09Mm.
00:24:11Very good.
00:24:13So good to see everyone.
00:24:17Sorry I'm late, my lady.
00:24:21Uh, it just, just can't be.
00:24:23She must be important.
00:24:25He just bowed to her.
00:24:26No way.
00:24:27If she can boss Mr. Baratheon around, why'd he go easy on her ex?
00:24:31You would've torn him apart.
00:24:32But Mr. Baratheon did just take a knee to her.
00:24:35Brienne doesn't know Mr. Baratheon.
00:24:37Does she?
00:24:39How?
00:24:39I heard Tyrion only bows to Targaryen.
00:24:42So, she's telling the truth.
00:24:44She's Lady Targaryen.
00:24:45For real?
00:24:47Bring on the show, boys!
00:24:50I'm gonna need to keep me back.
00:24:52We're gonna move to the night.
00:24:58I'll get her.
00:24:59We can take my limbo.
00:25:01I'll put on a tight show.
00:25:03You sure you can hand up?
00:25:05We'll be faster than Jango.
00:25:08To keep me back.
00:25:09We can improve the demand.
00:25:12We can take my limbo.
00:25:13I'll put on a tight show.
00:25:15You sure you can hand up?
00:25:16We can take my limbo.
00:25:16I'll put on a tight show.
00:25:16I enjoy the show, boys.
00:25:19I do enjoy looking at muscular men.
00:25:21But it's embarrassing to watch this in front of my new husband.
00:25:24What if he thinks I'm really that horny?
00:25:26Oh.
00:25:27What is this Tyrion up to?
00:25:29They would think I can't satisfy my wife and she has to go for strippers?
00:25:33Now I understand why the series gets special treatments.
00:25:36It turns out Tyrion goes both ways.
00:25:39If Jaime knew these male strippers were for me, it'd ruin my reputation as an elegant lady.
00:25:45That bitch is leave it!
00:25:47I'll put on a tight show.
00:25:48How rude.
00:25:49You sure you can hand up?
00:25:52Rumor has it that Mr. Baratheon is under the Targaryens.
00:25:56Is she really one of the Targaryens?
00:25:59T, please just hide my identity.
00:26:01I don't want Jaime to get weird ideas about me.
00:26:03Mr. Baratheon, I'm so sorry that I took your seat.
00:26:06It was very rude of me.
00:26:08Oh, my lady wants her identity veiled.
00:26:11I should act long.
00:26:13See?
00:26:14Mr. Baratheon was calling her rude, not defending her.
00:26:18Yes, but Mr. Baratheon just kneeled before her.
00:26:24I was taking a knee to the Targaryen crest on the chair.
00:26:29They rule over the entire Empire's wealth.
00:26:32And we rely on them for all sorts of business.
00:26:35That is why I take a knee when I say the Targaryen crest.
00:26:42That convinces him, surprisingly.
00:26:45Mr. Baratheon, she sat in the chair.
00:26:47Doesn't that tarnish the sacredness behind the Targaryen crest?
00:26:50That's a very good point.
00:26:52But has anyone died when a beautiful lady has sat in the chair?
00:27:02The Targaryen family is very reclusive.
00:27:06And we don't tolerate bullies.
00:27:13Which one of you just harmed her just now?
00:27:20Start talking!
00:27:22Very well.
00:27:24Off your heads.
00:27:25It wasn't me!
00:27:26Are you serious, bro?
00:27:29Mr. Baratheon, please.
00:27:32I'm sorry.
00:27:33Please don't hurt me.
00:27:35My lady.
00:27:37How do you wish to punish him?
00:27:39Hmm.
00:27:41Well, you know, I don't really know all that much about punishment, but these guys really do seem to be
00:27:46experts.
00:27:46Hmm.
00:27:47Very well, then.
00:27:49Enlighten me, gentlemen.
00:27:50What should we do with him?
00:27:54Yeah, go on.
00:27:56Please tell him what you just told me.
00:28:00I would blacklist him and his entire family from our hospital.
00:28:06I would deny them any treatment, and a simple viral flu would kill him easily.
00:28:11Hmm.
00:28:13I'll make him human punch bag in our gang.
00:28:16One punch from everyone till he's pulp, and we're a big gang.
00:28:20Easy.
00:28:21We'll cook up his scandals.
00:28:23He'll be a laughing stock for generations.
00:28:28For the rest of his life.
00:28:30He'd be in prison.
00:28:32Police arrest him, and they'll throw him in with the worst of criminals.
00:28:35And I bet he'd be their favorite pudding.
00:28:43I got you all really nice Christmas gifts.
00:28:46We're at the end.
00:28:47Please.
00:28:48Please spare me.
00:28:50Please.
00:28:52Why are you begging me when your fate is in our hands?
00:28:58Brienne.
00:28:59I'm so, so sorry, Brienne.
00:29:01Oh, the series.
00:29:03I do not deserve this apology from you.
00:29:06The almighty of a series.
00:29:08Mr. Baratheon, I prepared this entire banquet just for you.
00:29:11Because she disrespected you.
00:29:13Hey, as a matter of fact, I know that your birthday's around the corner,
00:29:17so I prepared a little gift in exchange for your forgiveness for my little mistake.
00:29:21Oh, wow.
00:29:22You know, I would really love to see whatever treasures you've collected.
00:29:27Bring over the Patek Philippe Grandmaster watch.
00:29:31Hm.
00:29:31It's worth over 31 million dollars.
00:29:36Why are you laughing?
00:29:38That's your gift.
00:29:40A city watch?
00:29:41What do you have against my watch?
00:29:43I mean...
00:29:47How dare you!
00:29:5031 million dollars?
00:29:51That's more than your entire lifetime of salaries could amount to.
00:29:55Delivery girl!
00:29:56What did you get Mr. Baratheon yourself?
00:29:58Huh?
00:29:59How about you show us before you start mocking our gifts?
00:30:01Why would I get Tyrion gifts?
00:30:05Of course, she has better gifts than you.
00:30:10A watch?
00:30:16The original marble statue of the Veiled Lady by Raphael Monty.
00:30:24The original?
00:30:25By Monty?
00:30:26That's worth 1.5 billion dollars.
00:30:29That's not just something you can buy.
00:30:31The Princess Victoria.
00:30:32The largest cruise ship to sail the Seven Seas.
00:30:35Oh my god, that's real.
00:30:37That's the actual plaque from the Princess Victoria.
00:30:39It's worth more than 2 billion dollars.
00:30:41And...
00:30:42A private island.
00:30:44In the Pacific Ocean.
00:30:46Thank you so much.
00:30:50You know, you can't even buy a window on the Princess Victoria
00:30:53with that 31 million dollar watch.
00:30:55And a dick pic.
00:30:57Sir?
00:30:58Your gifts have been delivered.
00:31:01Do you like the gifts you got from Mr. Baratheon, my dear?
00:31:04Why yes!
00:31:05I got him something good.
00:31:09Honestly, your lies are beginning to be a bit unrealistic.
00:31:12They're very unbelievable.
00:31:13The marble statue...
00:31:15and the island are both auctioned off by Mr. Stark!
00:31:18How did a hobo get his hands on these?
00:31:20Don't tell me he's actually Mr. Stark.
00:31:23Don't worry.
00:31:24I'll help you cover up for your over-exaggerated lies.
00:31:26They're all real.
00:31:28Hey!
00:31:28Hobo!
00:31:29Do you really think you can get away with telling some random stories
00:31:33by passing off some useless stones and worthless plaques?
00:31:37Rianne, your broke husband still looks awful.
00:31:40Exactly.
00:31:41How could this lowlife have all this?
00:31:44He's lying.
00:31:45Told ya.
00:31:46You fuckin' nutheads.
00:31:49You present these fake gifts and you've destroyed Viserys' 31 million dollar watch.
00:31:55You have a death wish.
00:31:57Calm down everyone.
00:31:59It's just a few billion.
00:32:01Why bother?
00:32:02You arrogant lunatic.
00:32:04Mr. Baratheon.
00:32:05He is clearly full of shit.
00:32:07Please kick him out.
00:32:08I say we banish him.
00:32:10Make sure he's never seen this country of-
00:32:13Disrespecting Mr. Baratheon is disrespecting all our families.
00:32:18Well?
00:32:19I'm sure Mr. Baratheon will be able to find out.
00:32:21Are they real or fake?
00:32:23Is that even necessary?
00:32:25I swear, with my own eyes, I saw this hobo steal food from a stray dog.
00:32:31There's no way he could eat a Stark.
00:32:33Mr. Baratheon, you need to kick him out now.
00:32:35Else you run the risk of offending the real Mr. Stark and the entire South.
00:32:40Shut up!
00:32:41You don't get to tell me what to do.
00:32:55Ah.
00:32:58These gifts are genuine.
00:33:00What?
00:33:02Not bad, T. He really knows how to wing it.
00:33:05My lady finally has a better eye.
00:33:07This one is much better than the last.
00:33:09How is that possible?
00:33:12He sleeps on the street!
00:33:14Maybe Mr. Baratheon is wrong?
00:33:17You better not say anything else so we'll miss all this, Baratheon.
00:33:20Whatever.
00:33:21They're for Mr. Baratheon.
00:33:23Not us.
00:33:25Who said all these gifts are for Mr. Baratheon?
00:33:28They're actually for my wife, Brienne.
00:33:30They're wedding gifts.
00:33:32From the House of Stark.
00:33:34This bitch like Brienne does not deserve these kinds of wedding gifts.
00:33:38I knew it.
00:33:39You're just a fucking actor.
00:33:40You shameless hobo.
00:33:42Tyrion?
00:33:43I want him to suffer.
00:33:47You fucking bar.
00:33:49How dare you hit me!
00:33:55This is a bit off of him.
00:33:56What did I do?
00:33:58You spread indecent blood as a misbring.
00:34:01I ditched this bitch!
00:34:02Why are you all defending her?
00:34:03Seriously!
00:34:14In three minutes, I want Viserys Martell bankrupt.
00:34:19Who the hell are you to do that?
00:34:21Trying to get the Martell family to go bankrupt?
00:34:24Are you trying to back him up?
00:34:26Mr. Baratheon, Viserys has made mistakes.
00:34:28But he's still a talented businessman.
00:34:30You said so yourself.
00:34:31He's talented!
00:34:32This man has gone bankrupt multiple times and I had to save his ass.
00:34:36Every single time it happened.
00:34:40Boss, someone is targeting us in the stock market and our company just went bankrupt!
00:34:48Bankrupting a company in minutes?
00:34:51Is that hobo really Mr. Stark?
00:34:54No way.
00:34:55It must be Mr. Baratheon who did that.
00:34:58Bankruptcy isn't the only place you'll be paying.
00:35:02Boys!
00:35:03Come on in!
00:35:07Excuse me, wait!
00:35:10Send this man to Japan.
00:35:12He would be great in a porno and I want him to be famous.
00:35:16No!
00:35:16Mr. Baratheon, please!
00:35:17Please!
00:35:18I don't want to go!
00:35:19Ow!
00:35:20No!
00:35:21I'm pleased, Mr. Baratheon!
00:35:25Is that enough?
00:35:26Mr. Baratheon, this is way too much.
00:35:29Now you kick out a CEO and you let this bum stay?
00:35:31This is outrageous.
00:35:33Mr. Lannister, if you have a problem with that, you could join the Bankruptcy Club too.
00:35:42Well, if Mr. Baratheon insists, then I'm fine with letting the gentleman stay.
00:35:47But everyone must pass the credit verification in order to bid, right? Everyone agrees?
00:35:53Yeah.
00:35:53Yes.
00:35:56Jamie's gifts are worth $10 billion.
00:35:59You'll have no issue with the capital verification.
00:36:01We'll do it the usual way.
00:36:06One at a time.
00:36:09$700 million, second class.
00:36:15$800 million, second class.
00:36:20$900 million, second class.
00:36:26$2 billion, first class.
00:36:35The Lannister family is the best among the four of us. Impressive, Lannister.
00:36:41Yes.
00:36:42I agree.
00:36:43Here.
00:36:44You can use my card.
00:36:47Don't worry.
00:36:48I got this.
00:36:50Five black cards from the prestigious Targaryen Bank.
00:36:54Mr. Stark.
00:36:56The Targaryen Bank's black VIP cards?
00:36:59There are only five available worldwide.
00:37:01I can't even get my hand on one of them.
00:37:03That's pretty bold.
00:37:04Actually, that's quite fucking dumb to claim that you have all five.
00:37:07That's right.
00:37:08Don't make things up.
00:37:10Five black cards?
00:37:12Do you think we are stupid?
00:37:14If I'm lying, we'll find out soon enough.
00:37:17I'll officiate.
00:37:18Hey!
00:37:19No!
00:37:20My husband seems to have stashed some money away on those cards.
00:37:24Please, use this one.
00:37:26It's just a normal bank card, but it should contain a little more than the Lannisters.
00:37:30It's heavy.
00:37:31I have a question.
00:37:32Did you two get married in a sanus land?
00:37:34Because you're nuts.
00:37:35I dare you to swipe that card.
00:37:37Show us what you got.
00:37:39Stay quiet behind me, darling.
00:37:40Don't worry.
00:37:41My balance is enough.
00:37:41I can't cover up for your toy cards.
00:37:44You don't have to act like your card is real.
00:37:46I got this.
00:37:46I could say the same thing to you.
00:37:47What are you two stammering about?
00:37:49What?
00:37:50You gonna shit your pants?
00:37:51Shut up, Lannister.
00:37:53Mr. Stark is speaking to his wife.
00:37:55Don't do them.
00:37:57Rando, stop the act.
00:37:59We know you're just a delivery girl and a hobo.
00:38:03You know, I have Mr. Stark's brother, Stannis.
00:38:06He's in the north right now as well.
00:38:08Why don't we ask Stannis to come see his brother?
00:38:12I second that.
00:38:14Stannis is close by.
00:38:15He could just pop over.
00:38:17No, no.
00:38:17If Stannis comes, I won't be able to cover up for your lies.
00:38:20I heard he's really intense.
00:38:21Mr. Wrathian, please, swipe it for me.
00:38:28Hello.
00:38:29Hello.
00:38:40I can't believe I've never seen a Class Platinum.
00:38:43I'm a Lannister and I'm only first class.
00:38:46How could you, an ordinary girl, be a Platinum?
00:38:49Don't tell me.
00:38:51She's a lady from the Targaryen family for real.
00:38:54That would explain why Mr. Baratheon keeps defending her.
00:38:57Have we offended the lady?
00:38:59She's really a Targaryen in secret?
00:39:05Oh, well that makes sense now.
00:39:07This explains how a delivery girl could have a hundred billion dollars.
00:39:11The machine is broken.
00:39:14It's broken?
00:39:16A broken machine is with you.
00:39:18It's not my fault, lady.
00:39:20The machine has never seen this much money before.
00:39:23Makes sense.
00:39:24The machine's broken.
00:39:25She got pretty lucky though.
00:39:26This is all part of your scheme.
00:39:29You knew it was broken.
00:39:32You're sly for your age.
00:39:33You know, you almost fooled us.
00:39:35Someone get us another machine.
00:39:38I dare you to do that again, delivery girl.
00:39:41Alright.
00:39:42I mean, I have nothing to li-
00:39:44Ron!
00:39:44Swipe my card.
00:39:45What?
00:39:54Class platinum.
00:39:57Class platinum.
00:39:58Class platinum.
00:40:02Class platinum.
00:40:12That's..
00:40:13Ah, please-
00:40:15machines ahead of time so well thought out no wonder my dad loves him lannister anything else
00:40:21this machine is brand new but that's impossible i don't know how that happened i mean how could
00:40:29this hobo have the black platinum cards you must have found them in the trash i told you i'm jamie
00:40:35stark the head of the stark household it's no wonder i have these cards you know sometimes i
00:40:40wonder how you idiots are even my competition you want more proof did you know that at every stark
00:40:47hotel there's a secret passageway and only the ceo knows the key word to them what are you trying to
00:40:54say you're too stupid to ask questions he's getting really lost in the story again could you please
00:41:04cover us i have to get him out of here worry not my lady what's going on
00:41:10they're hitting it off if he knows the keyword password then then he is mr stark
00:41:27the pattern on this lock is from the stark family this is a secret passage
00:41:41mr stark
00:41:50are you really mr stark we married some random person turns out it was the south's richest bachelor
00:41:58feel lucky now we can't say i don't mr stark lannister fooled me into thinking you both were intruders
00:42:09i never meant to offend you and your wife me neither mr stark i was being stupid lady brienne
00:42:18i am so sorry it was lannister's fault i'm just a delivery girl you know how
00:42:27we lonely creatures like to hold bridges you are all assholes that's enough all of you are idiots
00:42:33stupid enough to be fooled i know i think it's time to make a change within the north's upper echelon
00:42:39what do you think mr baratheon mr stark is right from this day forward any company that deals with
00:42:46stark or baratheon will no longer do business with your four families we'll make you bankrupt go forward
00:42:52mr baratheon of course since they can't place the bid the stark group will run the project this is
00:43:01bullshit oh no no no no come on you bet i want your back
00:43:09you can see the male strippers brin my lady i'm sorry
00:43:21i read online that it was a dream of you online what is my new husband gonna do my lady
00:43:27the duke
00:43:28personally picked out these strippers for you and you got married without a word and your father is
00:43:32worried about your happiness oh what so now you're snitching on me no no no that's not what i'm trying
00:43:36to
00:43:36say i'm trying to hear to help you and you don't understand it's a very tough job how come she's
00:43:44so
00:43:44close with mr baratheon she is lover my dad has bad taste these strippers have nothing on my husband
00:43:52please go in them and tell them i'm married so we can get this nonsense over with my lady i
00:43:57will talk to
00:43:58the duke personally this is all your fault brienne you're dead if i see you again
00:44:09brienne what are you doing here aren't you about shooting porn yeah and i'm so sorry i love you
00:44:15brienne marjorie fooled me have you been hit in the head do you not forget how you just insulted me
00:44:21what
00:44:22is wrong with you brienne it's all marjorie's fault you're so good to me how could i not love you
00:44:27please i can be yours again i could be your only lover ew blame yourself not the other woman you
00:44:35cheater leave me alone brienne have you forgotten i saved your life three years ago this is not how
00:44:43you should repay someone you piece of i would have rather you left me on the curb and i've done
00:44:49enough to repay you for everything you've done you're pathetic leave me alone or i will cut your
00:44:56limbs off brienne you ungrateful bitch i saved your life you're so shameless viserius taking credit for
00:45:05things you didn't do what are you talking about brienne don't listen to this quick boy halloween
00:45:10three years ago i had a flight to catch so i had my men take bri to the hospital after
00:45:15i saved her
00:45:16i never thought someone else would take credit for something the audacity you were the one that
00:45:21saved me whoa whoa whoa brienne don't listen to him for three years you dishonored and manipulated
00:45:27her for things you didn't do that's unforgivable nonsense brienne i took you to the hospital you saw me
00:45:35there really really how many of her bones were broken then what do you care fine uh it was three
00:45:44serious you don't even know about my injuries and i was stupid enough to do everything for you for
00:45:49three years so what i bet he doesn't know either she had abdominal injuries i hired dr katri one of
00:45:56the
00:45:56best surgeons in the world to take care of her it was he who saved me he's a trap he's
00:46:01lying about
00:46:02the doctors we're in we don't know know what this is mr stark the ceo of the stark group the
00:46:10richest man
00:46:10from the south well no no i'm not i don't believe this mr stark is in the south there's no
00:46:17way he's
00:46:18here guards throw this man in the sea no the whales will feast this is brienne brienne i love you
00:46:25three
00:46:25years brienne wait what does my wife still have feelings for this scumbag i never want to see him
00:46:36again take him to antarctica oh no no you're gonna regret this brienne please let me go brienne brienne
00:46:55bri you should really stop drinking
00:47:00why am i so stupid i never suspected anything for three years it's not your fault it's my fault i
00:47:09should have never left you alone yeah your fault here you drink up you know i get pretty wild when
00:47:21i start
00:47:25drinking i dare you wait what she's gonna leave me hanging here this should be enough to repay you
00:47:36for your services tonight keep the change count it as a tip brie i don't want your money look i
00:47:44really
00:47:44like you well i believe in the old saying wise men never fall in love feelings are vague
00:47:51money is very real well this this isn't enough to buy me
00:48:03it's not enough you can't charge that much even if you're a hot ceo get out no money for you
00:48:11it's not enough you can't charge that much if you're a hot ceo get out no money for you
00:48:19i don't know if you're a hot ceo get out no money for you
00:48:20i don't know if you're a hot ceo get out no money for you
00:48:22i can't believe i was tricked by a man
00:48:25you know i'll never trust another man again
00:48:28not that cheater of a series or that scammer jamie
00:48:39my my lady
00:48:42jamie i i mean tyrian
00:48:46why do i keep getting scammed by men
00:48:49my lady what did jamie do men are the worst
00:48:54don't worry i will take care of it
00:48:59i'll make sure hello
00:49:05how dare you upset my lady will not be intimidated
00:49:09eden vie's the richest man in the south
00:49:21hey handsome
00:49:24i'm sorry can you leave me alone
00:49:27unbelievable
00:49:29that lady is upset he's out here hooking up with trash
00:49:31white men
00:49:38mr baratheon
00:49:42mr stark what a coincidence
00:49:45what are you doing with that
00:49:47my work is stressful and i
00:49:50like to unwind by
00:49:53recycling bottles
00:49:55what are you doing here all alone
00:49:56who is that woman
00:49:58i mean you just got married and you're out having an affair
00:50:00it's my wife she kicked me out
00:50:01she said our relationship is a romantic scam
00:50:05oh romantic scam
00:50:06look my feelings for her are genuine
00:50:09for some reason she doesn't believe me
00:50:11how do you feel about her look i've seen a lot of women
00:50:15but i'm only attracted to her
00:50:17what if she asked for dessert
00:50:20i don't know i'd buy her every dessert store in the city
00:50:24so she could have a dessert every single day
00:50:27what if she says it's too hot in the summer
00:50:29we'll go on vacation to the north pole
00:50:31what if she says it's too cold in the winter
00:50:34we'll buy her a tropical island
00:50:35what if she asked for the stars
00:50:37the stars
00:50:42i don't know if i could do anything about the stars
00:50:46but i'll invest in nasa and as soon as possible
00:50:49i'll take her to mars
00:50:51nasa mars
00:50:53god
00:50:54fuck my skin
00:51:00mr stark
00:51:02i can see that you truly care about brian
00:51:06perhaps
00:51:07i can give you some advice
00:51:10maybe just maybe brian is pushing you away because that
00:51:13asshole broke her heart
00:51:15if you stick around
00:51:27that noise
00:51:30jamie
00:51:31don't be mad but i definitely broke your lamp
00:51:34that was a gift from the most handsome prince president ever pay me back
00:51:38i knew it you treasured this life
00:51:42can't pay you back right now because i spent most my money on the project
00:51:47since you saved my life
00:51:49it's fine just please leave me alone
00:51:53okay if you want me to leave i'll leave
00:52:01jamie stark that was from the queen of england you couldn't pay me back even if you sold
00:52:06yourself on the street now get the
00:52:08fuck out of here
00:52:09what's done is done
00:52:11incense
00:52:12i can't pay you back
00:52:14i'll have to sell myself to you
00:52:16oh you think it's that easy
00:52:20if you do this
00:52:22you'll be my slave
00:52:24and you'll have to do whatever i tell you to
00:52:28let's sign the contract
00:52:30you want to sign a contract with me you're asking for this
00:52:34okay
00:52:39wait what's wrong
00:52:40before you sign the contract
00:52:42you should know
00:52:43the terms and conditions
00:52:45that are
00:52:50signed
00:52:52okay
00:52:54well now that you've signed the contract we should probably talk
00:52:59now that i've signed you can use me any way you want and i mean
00:53:04anyway
00:53:08all right um
00:53:10you can help me deliver parcels at my place tomorrow
00:53:21are you scared too much for you
00:53:25beg me and i'll pardon you
00:53:30so this is your everyday workload
00:53:36you poor thing
00:53:41let's go boss lady
00:53:50wow handsome hey delivery boy how old are you
00:53:57do you have a girlfriend
00:53:59i'm married
00:54:13hey handsome nice muscles fancy boyfriend
00:54:20he's married
00:54:32are you jealous
00:54:33why would i be jealous
00:54:34i'm just mad you're a bad delivery guy who flirts with customers work ethic matters
00:54:39does it bother you
00:54:40i
00:54:40stop trying to be slick and get back to work
00:54:47wow
00:54:49we picked up so many at once
00:54:51there must be a robot arm under here right
00:54:53let me see
00:54:57yeah
00:55:02hey
00:55:02hey what are you doing put me down
00:55:03i have a surprise for you
00:55:04my grandma called and she's so happy that we just got married
00:55:07i want to take you to my family dinner tomorrow night
00:55:09but our marriage is fake
00:55:11fake so what you're just going to use me and ghost me
00:55:14no no no i said i'd pay you
00:55:17please honey
00:55:19i was the least favorite child growing up and
00:55:21my grandma she only cares about my brothers
00:55:24nobody ever thought i'd get married to a beautiful girl like you
00:55:28damn it
00:55:30fine i'll go with you tomorrow
00:55:31and i'll show them that no one in this world can will you except for me
00:55:37you're the best babe
00:55:38all right
00:55:39can you put me down now
00:55:43wait
00:55:44i bet i can carry you all the way home just like this
00:55:58look who's here the head of our family
00:56:01thanks for making us wait
00:56:03calm down you're just early
00:56:05this is my uncle
00:56:07he owns the largest shipping company in the south
00:56:10uncle this is brianne my wife
00:56:13hello uncle
00:56:22grandma
00:56:23grandma
00:56:23don't call me that
00:56:26children in our family never
00:56:29grandma
00:56:32this is brianne
00:56:34i married her out of love
00:56:35she's very kind i think you'll like her too
00:56:38kind
00:56:41she's just a delivery girl
00:56:43her nudes were everywhere
00:56:47grandma
00:56:50brother
00:56:51i think i know brianne better than you
00:56:54besides she was framed
00:56:56we've got it all figured out
00:56:57what happened happened
00:56:59her reputation is ruined jamie
00:57:01you know as head of the family you should just dispose of her
00:57:05stannis has a point
00:57:08you'll shame our family if you stay buried
00:57:11so today whether you want to or not you must get a divorce
00:57:33i'm not signing any papers i don't want to
00:57:38you want to kill me
00:57:40oh grandma don't get so mad
00:57:42hey look i've got you a gift
00:57:43it's right
00:57:45i'm so sorry i'm late
00:57:46grandma
00:57:48melody
00:57:49so you are the gift
00:57:52and you're just in time
00:57:53talk some sense into jamie
00:57:58jamie
00:57:59we grew up together
00:58:01you know that i would be a good wife
00:58:03not some lowly delivery girl
00:58:07i barely know her
00:58:08i mean it
00:58:10melanie shut your foul mouth or you can see yourself out
00:58:14i will not allow this
00:58:16she's a broke trailer park trash
00:58:19and she can't contribute anything of any value to our family
00:58:24why are you so stubborn
00:58:27the only person who can call me names
00:58:29is my father
00:58:34since money seems to be the only thing that matters to you
00:58:38let me show you what real wealth looks like
00:58:41bring in my collection of 18th century pearl necklaces
00:58:44diamond cane and rare facial cream from india that the queen of england uses
00:58:50oh and this
00:58:52this is just the tip of the iceberg
00:58:55i have a whole collection
00:58:57i think you're all just talk
00:58:59how do we know that these aren't fakes
00:59:01well if you think they're fake
00:59:03why don't you have your uncle examine them
00:59:10these pearls are
00:59:13exquisite
00:59:14the texture is silky the translucence is divine
00:59:18these pearls are priceless
00:59:21the cut of this diamond impeccable it's top quality and this cream
00:59:27i've heard of it but i've never used it
00:59:31three years ago the doctor i hired to treat brianne was the only one who manufactured this facial cream
00:59:35how come she has this maybe she's really
00:59:38so what if it's real maybe it's jamie's money
00:59:42stannis she didn't use my money to buy this and even if she did she's my wife
00:59:47she can use my money whoever she wants to
00:59:49i can't control how she spends money but random weird products she's given as gifts
00:59:55what if it kills grandma grandma how can a selfish
00:59:59bitch like brianne be a good wife
01:00:04she's right
01:00:06even if the diamonds and the pearls are real
01:00:10she's still just a sly trailer trash woman
01:00:14and if you insist upon staying married
01:00:18then you must hand over your signature
01:00:21mother what do you mean
01:00:22well brianne can't be the head of our family's wife
01:00:26if they don't get a divorce then someone else must step up to be in charge of them
01:00:33and i wonder who you think would be worthy enough to be my wife
01:00:38your parents left you the ring in their will but usually it goes to the eldest son
01:00:43so now that you have dishonored our family i think that stannis should take over rightfully
01:00:51that's right to save the honor of our family
01:00:55i guess i have no choice
01:00:58i agree as the eldest stannis should be the rightful heir
01:01:04my parents would have given it to stannis if he was even capable
01:01:08even if i stepped aside you couldn't handle it
01:01:11he can't
01:01:13what about me
01:01:15jamie you're a cruel traitor i hate your guts if you would have just apologized i would have forgiven you
01:01:20but now it's too late
01:01:23cruel traitor
01:01:25you you betrayed her
01:01:27melanie shut your mouth we've never been together and i've never led you on she's lying
01:01:34you embarrassed me but you'll regret this
01:01:37varus come in
01:01:40varus second in command of the golden core the golden core rose to power recently and rumor has it
01:01:47that bigwigs and politicians are secretly working with them not on the forbes list but their wealth
01:01:53is enormous their boss unknown only as the captain it's very mysterious but varus has helped us secure
01:02:02our family glory the commander and the captain are the only ones to give varus orders but he's
01:02:08devoted to me so prepare to meet your demise he's only the second not the captain
01:02:14don't worry i got this no need they don't know who they're messing with
01:02:20i was unaware you represented the entire golden core
01:02:24honors to the commander save your pleasantries the captain is here you'll acknowledge him
01:02:28captain honors to the captain
01:02:31varus my useless nephew has relied on his parents to get to where he is today
01:02:36he's nothing
01:02:37shut up you fool
01:02:39the captain founded the golden core when he was 17.
01:02:42his entire network is more than the stark family
01:02:45what no way he's the captain of the golden core
01:02:48uh i offended the captain
01:02:51he's the captain dad said that's the only person whose age and ability is on par with me
01:02:57jamey why didn't you ever tell us that you were the captain
01:03:02that's obvious grandma he founded the golden core family means nothing to him i'm sure
01:03:07i should be the lead of the family i'm the eldest son jamey did you embezzle family money to fund
01:03:17the
01:03:17golden core then the golden core is part of the rightful property of stannis
01:03:24you always had your favorites grandma the captain founded the core before he was head of the stark
01:03:30family this doesn't have anything to do with you oh you're a stupid old hag
01:03:36i bet you don't even know that stannis and melanie are poisoning you
01:03:41that's bullshit how dare you accuse me of so horrible what's going on grandma that is why i
01:03:49presented you with the cream because the powder you're wearing right now is poison how can that be
01:03:54that was a prestigious royal product that melanie bought for me no i'm sorry but that is a carcinogenic
01:04:02talcum powder that's bs they are from exclusive salons trailer trash like you wouldn't know the
01:04:09difference exclusive salons no stannis rented out the warehouse that ships them out stannis is that
01:04:17true grandma i have no idea what this is talking about how do you know that you don't have to
01:04:22make
01:04:23things up just to defend me don't worry it's 100 true what the hell do you know you tramp delivery
01:04:29girl stop spreading this shit thank you so this is stannis's order for talcum powder and this is
01:04:43melanie's order for an empty powder tin how did you get that i have colleagues that are more than happy
01:04:49to
01:04:49do you do me a favor her connections are scary never rub couriers the wrong way
01:04:59grandma grandma don't believe her this is fake it's stannis this is your handwriting
01:05:09grandma even if i got an empty box who's to say it's filled with talcum powder
01:05:13you'd have to test it i know how to test it how
01:05:21why don't we use it on your face
01:05:27melanie stannis don't bother grandma grandma i knew you'd believe in us oh thank you grandma
01:05:39melanie you told me this product was edible right stannis make her eat it
01:05:54she's in the house
01:05:57heres
01:05:58heres
01:05:58heres
01:06:01heres
01:06:01heres
01:06:02heres
01:06:04heres
01:06:05Take it!
01:06:07Ah!
01:06:08Ah!
01:06:09Ah!
01:06:12Ah!
01:06:15Ah!
01:06:18Ah!
01:06:20Ah!
01:06:20Ah!
01:06:21Ah!
01:06:22Ah!
01:06:29There's nothing we can do.
01:06:32I loved him with all my heart and soul.
01:06:36And he poisoned me.
01:06:38For what?
01:06:40For wealth.
01:06:42What a wonderful grandson.
01:06:48No!
01:06:49Mom!
01:06:50It's the poison and the shock!
01:06:53Oh my god.
01:06:54I'm gonna call the ambulance.
01:06:56Jamie, you're now the head of this dark family.
01:07:00I didn't expect her to go like this.
01:07:03Don't worry.
01:07:05You still have me.
01:07:08Congratulations, Captain.
01:07:11You got rid of two heartless backstabbers.
01:07:14They were my family.
01:07:16With all due respect, Captain.
01:07:18You have been too kind to riches.
01:07:21Not now, but maybe in the future.
01:07:22Cut to the chase.
01:07:24Please divorce her, Captain.
01:07:25Please divorce her, Captain.
01:07:28Varys.
01:07:29You're basically begging me to banish you to the rainforest.
01:07:32Captain.
01:07:33Varys.
01:07:34Miss Brienne is our Captain's perfect match.
01:07:37She is kind, beautiful, and honorable.
01:07:40Stay out of this.
01:07:41Even if that's all true, she's still just a delivery girl.
01:07:44She's not worthy of the Captain.
01:07:46Whether she's worthy or not is not up for you to decide.
01:07:49Please divorce her, Captain.
01:07:50Please divorce her, Captain.
01:07:52Varys.
01:07:53Are you trying to make my decisions for me?
01:07:54Captain, but this woman-
01:07:56You're stupid.
01:07:57God, you're so stupid.
01:07:59With your recklessness and irresponsibility,
01:08:02sooner or later, the Targaryens will bankrupt you.
01:08:04Why do you care about his wedding anyway?
01:08:07Who are you?
01:08:07The state government?
01:08:08Listen.
01:08:09Not only are we not going to get divorced,
01:08:11we're going to have the most grand wedding.
01:08:13Captain.
01:08:15Oh no, don't worry.
01:08:16You'll definitely be on the guest list.
01:08:18Because I want to prove to you whether I'm worthy of Jaime or not.
01:08:35She bullies you, and yet you're still taking care of her.
01:08:39You don't understand.
01:08:40When I was born, the fortune teller said I'd bring death to everyone in my family.
01:08:45No one likes that.
01:08:48You must have had a hard time growing up.
01:08:58Everyone only seems to care that I founded the Golden Core when I was 17.
01:09:02Except for you.
01:09:05You seem to care about me.
01:09:09Well, you're my husband.
01:09:10Well, what about you?
01:09:12I've never met anybody in your family.
01:09:14Did you have a hard time too?
01:09:16Well, my dad likes to disappear a lot.
01:09:19I guess he's out traveling the world.
01:09:22But, um, he always sends people to watch over me when he's not around.
01:09:25And without them, finding the evidence wouldn't have been so easy.
01:09:30You gotta stop lying about being a Targaryen, honey.
01:09:33My men, they're upset at you, and not even the Golden Core can protect you from the Targaryen's rage.
01:09:38We'll really be homeless.
01:09:40I'm not lying.
01:09:42You'll see when you meet my dad at our wedding.
01:09:59Wow.
01:10:00He seems yummy.
01:10:05Brie, I'm here.
01:10:06No rush.
01:10:10We're welcome.
01:10:12We're welcome.
01:10:19Sir, the drink your order.
01:10:23Are you okay?
01:10:27After 2 and 10 p.m.,
01:10:42well well you're awake you enjoyed my drink
01:10:52let's see if you're this feisty in bed get your filthy hands off of me
01:10:58playing hard to cut huh let me take care of you today
01:11:14do you even know who i am mess with me and you'll regret it
01:11:21oh really security tie her up and hang her in the lobby for a
01:11:26day and a night you wouldn't dare i'm a lady
01:11:31and i'm the lady targaryen get her out of here what no you can't do that
01:11:41brie i'm hot i think it's a drug you idiot you have to learn how to take care of yourself
01:11:53you're my wife i have you to protect me
01:12:31maybe we can you know again stop it you're completely fine now
01:12:36better than fine actually besides um i told you i have to go meet my dad to
01:12:40deliver our wedding invitations today i'm already running late
01:12:42wait we've been married for a while and i still haven't met your father
01:12:46i'll come with no no um you'll meet him at the wedding
01:12:51besides i want to try on wedding dresses and you can't see it before the ceremony
01:12:55i want it to be a surprise all right then
01:13:10wait next week
01:13:12no no the the 200 unmanned planes i would won't be here yet
01:13:16now i wanted to show those off at your wedding
01:13:19dad dad you promised i you weren't gonna go overboard like i don't want to freak out
01:13:26my new husband 200 unmanned planes we'll make national headlines
01:13:31okay okay fine by the way there's a there's a student that i sponsored in the city she's about
01:13:38your age why don't you invite her to your wedding as well no thank you i don't really want strangers
01:13:45at my wedding maybe next time though um i i have to go try on wedding dresses now okay i'll
01:13:52see you later
01:13:54he still needs my approval no man is worthy of my daughter
01:13:59i'm not worthy of my daughter
01:14:05oh shitty luck these wounds took over a week to heal
01:14:23ah such a nice fag if only i wasn't just a student sponsored by duke targaryen but his
01:14:32real daughter isn't she the one who was shopping with lord targaryen the other day
01:14:36she must be the lady targaryen my lady this is from our recent collection it looks perfect on you
01:14:44it's only eight hundred thousand dollars for you that's just like some snack money
01:14:50i was mistaken for the lady again too bad i can't afford this
01:14:57a little bird told me lady targaryen likes to shop around she surely looks like her
01:15:06my lady why are you so careless your shoes are covered in dirt
01:15:16good job what's your name i'm viserys
01:15:23i managed to get an invitation to the wedding of my former ex-girlfriend and jamie stark
01:15:29i'll do anything you ask if you help me get back at the my lady
01:15:34that bag is only eight hundred thousand dollars if you buy it for me then i'll consider
01:15:41i swam so hard to get here from the north pole if lady targaryen helps me i can have my
01:15:46revenge
01:15:47he bought it guess i'll pretend to be lady targaryen just once
01:15:52i can donate my kidney to your dad for eight hundred thousand dollars
01:15:58excuse me mess what are we taking this
01:16:03well what do you say my lady
01:16:06i can't wait to paint this wedding red
01:16:10consider the wedding crimson
01:16:19ladies and gentlemen here is our bride
01:16:22miss brianne do you take mr jamie's hand in marriage
01:16:26i do
01:16:27i object
01:16:30the series
01:16:31i object this wedding
01:16:34why is this madman here
01:16:36break throw him out
01:16:38touch me if you dare
01:16:41tick
01:16:42tick
01:16:42oh
01:16:46yeah
01:16:47looks pretty big huh
01:16:50brianne you traitor
01:16:52you bankrupt me and threw me out to sea
01:16:55you know i can't swim i almost drowned
01:16:57you were too merciful weren't you
01:16:59you should have tied him to a rock
01:17:00guess i was too kind to him
01:17:02don't start flirting here
01:17:03i can blow up everyone in here to pieces
01:17:05are you crazy
01:17:06all of my men are here
01:17:08hmm
01:17:09i'm not here mom
01:17:10the starks have nothing on lady targaryen
01:17:13hmm
01:17:14me
01:17:14lady targaryen
01:17:22isn't the groom that hot guy i couldn't sleep with
01:17:25i gotta have him this time
01:17:28the woman from the hotel
01:17:29i won't let her ruin my wedding with brianne
01:17:32she wanted to sleep with my man
01:17:33and now she's impersonating me
01:17:35greetings to you all
01:17:38i'm lady targaryen
01:17:41targaryens have half of the world's wealth
01:17:43compared to the starks they're just minions
01:17:45well that is true
01:17:47she's not lady targaryen
01:17:49how are you still going on with this targaryen act
01:17:51are you serious
01:17:52i looked into it
01:17:54she's the real deal
01:17:55you're nothing but a trailer trash
01:17:56bitch
01:17:57do not disrespect our lady
01:18:00who's talking
01:18:01i'll pull everyone in here
01:18:03wait
01:18:04no one needs to die on my wedding day
01:18:06you want money
01:18:07fine
01:18:08you can have it
01:18:09no
01:18:10no my man will be here soon
01:18:13i want to see how far he can go
01:18:15still talking shit huh
01:18:17what
01:18:18have fun getting married now
01:18:19visit me
01:18:21wait
01:18:23i've a better idea
01:18:25get your ex in hell
01:18:27and the groom can stay in heaven with me
01:18:31jamie
01:18:32why don't you marry me instead
01:18:34i'll make sure the rest of your life is beyond comfortable
01:18:38fuck it
01:18:39even a one night stand with him is worth it
01:18:41you know i can tell you're lying
01:18:42i can see it in your eyes
01:18:45even if you are lady targaryen
01:18:46i'm not going to betray my wife just for power
01:18:50captain
01:18:53please marry lady targaryen
01:18:55fairies
01:18:56how dare you
01:18:57captain
01:18:58only lady targaryen is worthy of you
01:19:01how can you marry this trash
01:19:03you're shameless
01:19:04but i am lady targaryen
01:19:06you have bewitched our captain
01:19:09you liar
01:19:11jamie is the captain of the golden corpse
01:19:14but still
01:19:15he's got nothing on lady targaryen
01:19:17i still have the upper hand
01:19:18he's the captain
01:19:20i'll be rich if he's mine
01:19:22how could you marry this trashy nobody
01:19:24i'm perfect for you
01:19:26you're such an imposter
01:19:28you know i know that you want my man and my identity
01:19:31but maybe in the next life you could be a targaryen
01:19:35imposter
01:19:35imposter
01:19:36me
01:19:38the targaryens run the world
01:19:40and your man is mine too
01:19:44brie
01:19:46don't listen to her
01:19:47you're the only one that matters to me
01:19:50i like a little competition
01:19:52especially from a handsome man
01:19:56my lady we're here to kill them not hunt for boys
01:20:00that's enough lady targaryen
01:20:03this is your last chance to leave with this scumbag
01:20:05or else you'll pay the price
01:20:07do you think she actually loves you?
01:20:10if i pay her well enough i'm sure she'll leave
01:20:12really?
01:20:14yeah um
01:20:16i dare you to say that again
01:20:19it's over
01:20:20she's the real lady targaryen
01:20:22but it seems no one here knows it
01:20:26you're just tyrian's lover
01:20:28how dare you talk back to me
01:20:30you're tyrian's lover?
01:20:33tyrian must have sent you to fool the captain
01:20:37how did you get to be second in command?
01:20:40you're so gullible
01:20:41fairies i know brianne better than anyone
01:20:43those are just rumors
01:20:45captain this woman is not good enough for you
01:20:48know your place fairies
01:20:50my lady
01:20:52please
01:20:53help us
01:20:54please get rid of this bitch
01:20:57if we killed lady targaryen and blamed it on the golden corpse
01:21:01maybe i'll inherit the duke's fortune as his only adopted daughter
01:21:05golden core
01:21:08you can do anything
01:21:10you can do anything
01:21:11the targaryens will back you up
01:21:16kill brienne
01:21:21brienne
01:21:23this
01:21:24is my gift for captain
01:21:25it's a sacred sword
01:21:27that frees souls
01:21:29if you really love captain
01:21:30kill yourself with it
01:21:32and set captain free
01:21:36oh i see
01:21:38oh i see
01:21:38you all want me
01:21:41i can't want myself
01:21:45malayne go
01:21:49malayne go
01:21:53what are you doing with that sword?
01:21:54you do not have to kill yourself at your own wedding
01:21:56the duke is late i rushed here with gifts
01:21:58but doesn't it look so good with my outfit?
01:22:00i mean come on
01:22:01a bride with a sword
01:22:02cool right?
01:22:04my lady
01:22:04they want you dead
01:22:06there's no time for jokes
01:22:07come on
01:22:08i knew you'd be here
01:22:10and then they don't know the truth
01:22:12ah this is ridiculous
01:22:14this is the great lady targaryen
01:22:16and how dare you try to kill her
01:22:18you are lady targaryen?
01:22:19no way
01:22:22wait is the captain's wife
01:22:24lady targaryen?
01:22:25so that woman just now is an imposter?
01:22:27what?
01:22:28she's too natural as being an imposter
01:22:30right?
01:22:31mr baratheon
01:22:32you told us before
01:22:33she's just a delivery girl
01:22:35there's no way she could be a targaryen
01:22:37this must be a lie
01:22:39how dare you to harness my lady's name
01:22:42i will not spare you
01:22:43even if you're from a golden court
01:22:46mr baratheon
01:22:47i know i saw you that day with brianne
01:22:49she's your lover
01:22:50i won't slander the lady i slump
01:22:52oof
01:22:53not so tough now huh
01:22:54okay
01:22:55wait wait
01:22:56mr baratheon
01:22:57so she really is his lover right?
01:22:59what a slut
01:23:00she hooked up with the richest man in the north
01:23:03and bend this up
01:23:07oh see?
01:23:08her name is already tarnished
01:23:09brianne the fucking slut
01:23:13Viserys
01:23:13i was too easy on you before
01:23:15i should have sent you to hell
01:23:18you?
01:23:20i have a targaryen
01:23:22show me what you got
01:23:26my lady what are you doing?
01:23:29the Duke Targaryen's here
01:23:43father!
01:23:45i'm so glad you're finally here
01:23:46greetings my lord
01:23:48siri
01:23:53siri
01:23:54siri?
01:23:55what are you doing here?
01:23:58i
01:24:01so
01:24:03you're jamie
01:24:05i am
01:24:06hmm
01:24:08not bad
01:24:09you are a ten
01:24:11and i hear you're the captain of the golden core
01:24:14that's right
01:24:14hmm
01:24:15well you're a perfect match for my daughter
01:24:17she does have a good eye
01:24:20forget it
01:24:20i'm not marrying your daughter
01:24:22i already have a wife
01:24:24and i love her
01:24:27what'd you say?
01:24:30Duke Targaryen
01:24:30look at me
01:24:32i'm Viserys
01:24:34i'm head over heels alone with your daughter
01:24:36we're a perfect match
01:24:41someone send this scum off to the north pole
01:24:45whoa
01:24:46get back up
01:24:48what are you doing?
01:24:52lady Targaryen
01:24:54you know i stole my king to get you that bag
01:24:56after everything we've been through
01:24:58you can't do this to me
01:24:59no uh enough you idiot
01:25:00i have no idea what you're talking about
01:25:03get lost
01:25:06i knew you were crazy
01:25:08luckily
01:25:09this bomb is fake
01:25:11or else you'd have gotten me killed today
01:25:14sir
01:25:15uh please get rid of him
01:25:16please
01:25:17and i'll leave too
01:25:22lady Targaryen
01:25:23you want to marry our captain
01:25:25right?
01:25:26so why are you leaving when Duke Targaryen gets here?
01:25:29you can marry our captain
01:25:30right here
01:25:30right now
01:25:31Varys
01:25:32i've had enough of you
01:25:34off to the north pole
01:25:35the captain
01:25:35hold up
01:25:36so they are mistaken
01:25:40little brat
01:25:40let me test you
01:25:42so
01:25:44somebody has been bullying my daughter
01:25:46behind my back
01:25:48and Jaime
01:25:50you don't like my daughter
01:25:52Duke Targaryen
01:25:53all due respect
01:25:55i'm not gonna betray my wife just to marry your daughter
01:25:58if you're offended
01:25:59i understand
01:26:01the golden core and i will
01:26:02accept the consequences
01:26:11you've gotta stop teasing him
01:26:14dad?
01:26:16oh
01:26:17yeah
01:26:19Jaime
01:26:20let me introduce you to your father-in-law
01:26:22Duke Targaryen
01:26:23yes
01:26:24that Targaryen family
01:26:27so you're a Targaryen?
01:26:29i only told you like a million times
01:26:31you didn't believe me
01:26:33no
01:26:34no
01:26:35no
01:26:36no
01:26:36no
01:26:36no
01:26:36this cannot be real
01:26:39how can this be?
01:26:41Jaime
01:26:42my son-in-law
01:26:43it looks like you really love Brienne
01:26:46and
01:26:47it makes me feel good that you'll be by her side
01:26:49i'll always be by her side
01:26:51i'll always be by her side
01:26:54and you
01:26:55i graciously chose
01:26:57to sponsor you
01:26:58yet you pose as my daughter
01:27:00i can't believe it
01:27:01Duke Targaryen
01:27:03please
01:27:03please spare me
01:27:04i won't happen again
01:27:06no
01:27:07it's too late
01:27:09how do you choose to punish her?
01:27:11baby girl
01:27:14hmm
01:27:15well
01:27:16you know i think
01:27:18hmm
01:27:21she should be sent to the north pole
01:27:25for ten years
01:27:27yes my lady
01:27:29oh
01:27:30no
01:27:33Duke Targaryen
01:27:34please
01:27:34please
01:27:35you can't send me back to the north pole
01:27:37i was there before
01:27:38i almost drowned
01:27:38they didn't have any money
01:27:39i didn't know what to do with myself
01:27:40miss Ares
01:27:41dad
01:27:42i'll deal with him
01:27:49you don't want to go back to the north pole
01:27:52oh
01:27:52sir start
01:27:53please
01:27:54i'm so sorry
01:27:56just spit me
01:27:58Bran
01:27:59throw him in a volcano
01:28:01yes sir
01:28:02there's no fucking way
01:28:03there's no fucking way
01:28:04i bet that fucking north pole
01:28:06mmm
01:28:08mmm
01:28:09captain
01:28:12my lady
01:28:13my apologies
01:28:14i was blind
01:28:15and i tarnished the lady's name
01:28:18i'll send myself to the north pole
01:28:20and make sure the golden corpse thrives there
01:28:23and i won't come back
01:28:25unless
01:28:26you allow me
01:28:26good
01:28:27go now
01:28:33Bran
01:28:33where were we
01:28:38Brienne Targaryen
01:28:39do you take Jaime Stark
01:28:41as your lawfully wedded husband
01:28:42to be in love with him for the rest of your life
01:28:44i do
01:28:48Jaime Stark
01:28:49do you take Brienne Targaryen
01:28:51see you
01:28:52you may kiss me Brienne
01:28:57what is it?
01:29:00thank you
01:29:01you
01:29:02you
01:29:03you
01:29:04you
01:29:04You
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