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00:00:01Every golfer knows this model.
00:00:03Ball on the water, career on the line.
00:00:06But not a single player in history has ever pulled it off.
00:00:13Oh shit!
00:00:37Holy! I can take that back.
00:00:40Bobby Woods has just made history with that shot heard around the world.
00:00:44Lion once again defended his title as the greatest of all time.
00:00:48Congratulations, my friend. Winning three Grand Slams in a row?
00:00:52You truly are the undeniable king of golf!
00:00:57How about a drink with your old buddy?
00:00:59Gabe, Claire's about to go into labor.
00:01:01I have to get to the hospital.
00:01:03Mr. Woods, the doctor just called.
00:01:05Your wife is in critical condition.
00:01:07Ambiotic fluid embolism.
00:01:08Her blood pressure's dropping.
00:01:10I'm so sorry.
00:01:12I gotta go. Excuse me.
00:01:14I gotta go. Excuse me.
00:01:21I'm sorry. We saved your daughter.
00:01:24But your wife, there's nothing more we can do.
00:01:28Claire, my wife.
00:01:29Yes.
00:01:32No, come on.
00:01:34What do you mean there's nothing you can do?
00:01:36Your wife wanting me to give this to you.
00:01:46To my champ, I'm so proud to be your wife and the mother of our new baby girl.
00:01:53No matter what happens, we'll always love you.
00:01:56Win or lose, this is the happiest day of my life.
00:02:00Now go get him, Lion.
00:02:02I'll see you after the game.
00:02:15I am so sorry, Claire. I wasn't there for you.
00:02:19I was chasing trophies and wins and I should have been by your side.
00:02:23I promise, I will not do the same thing to my daughter.
00:02:36Hey, tell everyone I'm retired.
00:02:40Are you sure?
00:02:41If you breach the contract, you'll pay huge penalties.
00:02:45Lion, you'll go broke.
00:03:04Nice shot.
00:03:05Bet you could give that old king of the golf line a run for his money.
00:03:09We look just like the pros.
00:03:11Hey buddy, go fetch my ball.
00:03:14Sorry, but I'm not your caddy.
00:03:23There you go.
00:03:25Now I'm paying you.
00:03:26Your job is whatever I say it is.
00:03:29You can tell you're tight for cash, so be a good little doggy and go fetch that ball.
00:03:35That's enough!
00:03:47Mr. Smith, I've warned you repeatedly.
00:03:50This type of behavior is not tolerated at my golf club.
00:03:53Come on, Mia.
00:03:55Everyone knows this homeless bum you took in out of pity.
00:03:59You're really gonna risk offending us for this nobody?
00:04:09Let me handle it.
00:04:14See, even the help knows it's place.
00:04:16You've got to trash.
00:04:17Do anything for a buck.
00:04:18Hey, you want to see if you'll bark like a dog?
00:04:20I bet he will.
00:04:21I bet he will.
00:04:37Your form is sloppy.
00:04:40Cowering in fear is a better look for you two.
00:04:46Throw them out.
00:04:49Hey, hey, hey, don't touch me! Hey!
00:04:54Did you just manage to hit the ball back here with a flagpole?
00:05:00Yeah.
00:05:01I could have done better.
00:05:02I was aiming for their heads.
00:05:04He managed a perfect shot with a flagpole.
00:05:08Only someone like Lion could do that.
00:05:10Bobby, would you be interested in representing our golf club at the US Open?
00:05:15Miss Mia, I want to thank you for everything that you've done for my daughter and I.
00:05:19I'm sorry.
00:05:20I don't play golf.
00:05:23I collect balls and clean the grounds.
00:05:26I see real talent in you.
00:05:28Don't waste it.
00:05:30It's just a lucky shot.
00:05:47Hey, Bobby.
00:05:48Thought about what I said last time.
00:05:50You know, making a comeback.
00:05:53I'm sorry, Gabe.
00:05:54I already told you my answer.
00:05:56I want to stay by Eleanor's side and watch her grow up.
00:06:07Gabriel, I already told you.
00:06:09I'm not changing my answer.
00:06:11Mr. Woods, I'm your daughter's art teacher.
00:06:13You need to come to the school now.
00:06:24What happened, sweetheart?
00:06:30Did you hit my daughter?
00:06:32Hey!
00:06:37You talk to me, not my daughter.
00:06:41Oh, God.
00:06:43It's the loser groundskeeper from earlier.
00:06:45What a small world.
00:06:47My daddy is not a loser.
00:06:50He so is, he even looks like a bum.
00:06:52That's enough. Settle down, girls.
00:06:55Mr. Woods, a spot has opened up at the prestigious Arts Academy for Gifted Young Children.
00:07:01Eleanor got a spot because of her exceptional art skills.
00:07:05But you're too poor.
00:07:07Only my daddy can afford it.
00:07:10Yeah, guess what?
00:07:11Tuition, 70k a year.
00:07:14And obviously, you cannot afford that.
00:07:18So just go ahead, give the spot to my daughter instead.
00:07:22Daddy is 70 grand a lot.
00:07:27But I don't need it.
00:07:31I don't want to go, Daddy.
00:07:33I promised Claire that I would always take care of our daughter.
00:07:37But now I am such a bad father.
00:07:41This kid is obviously a bully.
00:07:44And she hit Eleanor because she was jealous she had her spot.
00:07:47And you let it happen.
00:07:48Hey, kids will fight.
00:07:50I can't stop that.
00:07:52Then you suspend her.
00:07:55I...
00:07:56Hey!
00:08:06Look, you piece of trash.
00:08:08There is 10k.
00:08:10Forget about art school.
00:08:12Art and golf, the finer things in life, are for the wealthy.
00:08:18It's not my fault.
00:08:20You are not man enough to give your little daughter what she wants in life.
00:08:27Come on, Angel.
00:08:28Get your stuff.
00:08:29Let's go.
00:08:31See?
00:08:32I told you so.
00:08:34Wait.
00:08:34Mr. Smith, about that donation.
00:08:37Mr. Woods, if the Art Institute doesn't receive the deposit by next week,
00:08:41I'll be forced to give the spot to Rosa.
00:08:44I'm sorry.
00:08:50Does that hurt, sweetheart?
00:08:52No.
00:08:53I'm sorry, Daddy.
00:08:55I'll give my spot to Rosa.
00:08:57I'll be a good kid.
00:08:59I don't want to cause you any trouble.
00:09:02No, sweetie.
00:09:03I'm sorry.
00:09:04And don't worry.
00:09:06Your daddy's not gonna let that brat take your spot.
00:09:14I've buried the man I used to be, but now my daughter needs him.
00:09:19It's time to bring the lion back.
00:09:36Gabriel.
00:09:38Get my clubs.
00:09:40I'm back.
00:09:51I'm back.
00:09:53I'm back.
00:10:01Sis, qualifying match next week.
00:10:03Woo!
00:10:04I'm gonna destroy those guys over at Golden Hills Golf Club.
00:10:10Jake, you're our best shot
00:10:11With you, we can finally show those guys at the Golden Hills Golf Club who's boss
00:10:15They've been trying to buy us out for years now
00:10:17And if it wasn't for their new Grand Slam champ Kane, I would have
00:10:20Jake is young and talented
00:10:22Maybe he'll beat Kane
00:10:24It's a shame the legendary golfer Lyon retired at the peak of his career
00:10:28If he was still here, Kane wouldn't be getting away with any of this
00:10:32Are we still daydreaming about Lyon again?
00:10:35Kane, didn't you want to marry him too?
00:10:38What? Shut up
00:10:40Two yards
00:10:44What?
00:10:49What do you mean two yards?
00:10:51His grip's weak
00:10:53Ball's gonna fade
00:10:54Two yards to the right
00:10:56Shut up, dude
00:10:57You're just a homeless loser that Mia took in
00:10:59Why don't you quit playing coach and get back to your real job?
00:11:02I mean, look at you, have you ever even held a golf club?
00:11:04Don't ignore him, okay?
00:11:06Jake's always been a straight shooter
00:11:07He set that marker 10 out of 10 times easy
00:11:11But you guys really don't see this?
00:11:13I guess that makes sense
00:11:15This game takes years of practice to understand
00:11:19Well, tell me
00:11:21What do you see?
00:11:292.13 yards to be exact
00:11:32And he needs to finish his rotation
00:11:34If he doesn't, he could get injured
00:11:36Jake is a pro golfer
00:11:38He just got his PGA Tour card this year
00:11:40What do you know?
00:11:41How about you go
00:11:42And go focus on pulling up weights or something?
00:11:44You're sneaking up the place with your bullshit
00:11:46This is crazy, huh?
00:11:52Hey, it's free advice
00:11:53Take it or leave it
00:11:54But we can't even think about qualifiers
00:11:56Because soon he won't be able to hold a club
00:12:132.13 yards to be exact
00:12:19Jake, what's wrong with your wrist?
00:12:24Nothing
00:12:24What's up with you guys?
00:12:26I'm so distracted
00:12:27I hooked it right
00:12:28Yeah, Mr. Know-It-All here
00:12:29Won't stop yapping and talking that shit
00:12:30This...
00:12:31Oh my god
00:12:35Come on, man
00:12:35Jake
00:12:37You keep putting pressure on this wrist
00:12:39You're gonna hurt yourself
00:12:40Come on, man, let go
00:12:41You're just a useless groundskeeper
00:12:43You know how valuable my hand is?
00:12:46Bobby's prediction was down to the inch
00:12:49I was right
00:12:50He's more talented than he seems
00:12:52Jake, our golf club depends on you
00:12:54Please get your wrist checked
00:12:55It'll just take a moment
00:12:57Mia, you're not actually listening to this guy, right?
00:12:59This guy's a rookie
00:13:00Or he could be a freaking spy from the Golden Hills
00:13:04I bet he's here to throw Jake off right before calls
00:13:06No, no
00:13:07I believe him
00:13:08And he makes a good point
00:13:11He's more than just a groundskeeper
00:13:15Seriously?
00:13:16He's just a charity case handyman who's leeching off our club
00:13:18Yeah, he's a guy pretty full of himself
00:13:20A guy who's never swung a golf club
00:13:22I've been golfing since before you were born
00:13:38Who's this asshole?
00:13:39Tyler Carter
00:13:40Younger brother of Kane Carter, you know
00:13:43Most recent world champion
00:13:45And he's paired up with Jake next week
00:13:51It's all on my wrist, baby
00:13:57Ready?
00:14:02It's always here to start shit
00:14:03Yeah
00:14:04Got it
00:14:04Oh
00:14:05Good job, baby
00:14:07Oh my gosh
00:14:10Look who it is
00:14:13Your little shitty golf club's about to go bankrupt
00:14:16Why don't you turn it into a strip club?
00:14:18Maybe you'll finally break even
00:14:20You're not welcome here
00:14:22Leave
00:14:25Oh, is this your little wimp of a brother?
00:14:28Is that the best August you've got nowadays?
00:14:30You watch your fucking mouth
00:14:31How about that?
00:14:32Mia
00:14:34Dreaming of trophies
00:14:35When your best bet's this useless amateur?
00:14:39God
00:14:40It's time to wake up, sweetie
00:14:44Look
00:14:45We both know you're not gonna win
00:14:46It's just not possible
00:14:48Let me throw you a lifeline
00:14:50You sign over August to me
00:14:52And I'll give you a fat payout
00:14:55We can all go home happy
00:14:58All you gotta do is sign the deal
00:14:59It's all yours, baby
00:15:02Never
00:15:05August golf club is my mother's life's work
00:15:07My brother and I will never let it fall into your hands
00:15:10Okay
00:15:12Option two
00:15:13You put this on
00:15:16You show me a good time tonight
00:15:18I'll cut you a good deal
00:15:20Fuck you, man
00:15:21Fuck you
00:15:22You and me, let's go at it
00:15:24Sudden death match
00:15:25Lose your backside of the quals tomorrow
00:15:30So the puppy's not a wimp
00:15:33He's an idiot
00:15:35Fine
00:15:36But you better not be all bark
00:15:38You better have some bite to you, boy
00:15:44Look, you're going to lose, Jake
00:15:50Fuck off, man
00:15:51Stop acting like you're hot shit
00:15:53You need to go mow the lawn or something?
00:15:55He's provoked you, okay?
00:15:56You're too emotional now
00:15:57And you haven't fixed your swing yet
00:15:59You won't win
00:16:00Shut up!
00:16:01You are a useless groundskeeper
00:16:03You don't tell me what to do
00:16:06Looks like Tyler wants a sudden death match on the first hole
00:16:19You see that?
00:16:22302 yards, mid fairway
00:16:25Man, you can never hit a shot like that in your life, kid
00:16:28Show him, Jake
00:16:32That stance
00:16:33It's too low
00:16:35That ball's going off course
00:16:37What did you just say?
00:16:38I said his ball's going in the rough
00:16:40Yeah, will you quit the yapping?
00:16:41You got a lot of nerve coming in here
00:16:43Acting like you're a professional or something
00:16:44I'm the one swinging here, okay?
00:16:46Don't backseat it
00:16:57Hopeless
00:16:58What an idiot
00:17:00Oh my gosh
00:17:03213 in the rough
00:17:05Oh my god
00:17:06My granny could swing harder than that, dude
00:17:25If he keeps swinging like this, he's not going to win.
00:17:28Time for a little help.
00:17:33Gramps, the fuck you doing with that rock?
00:17:34You better not mess with Jake.
00:17:36This is serious.
00:17:37Okay, guys, whatever he has planned, I believe him, okay?
00:17:55Holy shit.
00:17:58Let's go.
00:17:59That stone just helped Jake make the perfect swing.
00:18:01Nah, that must have been a coincidence.
00:18:03A rock can't change the club angle.
00:18:05Yeah, if it wasn't for him causing trouble earlier, Jake would have made it on the green
00:18:08by now.
00:18:09Don't get ahead of yourself.
00:18:11Remember, fortune favors the bowl.
00:18:24Guys, Jake's ahead.
00:18:26With that perfect lie, we might just win this thing.
00:18:28Come on, Jake.
00:18:29You gotta pull through.
00:18:35Thanks, doll.
00:18:41Ready or not.
00:18:44Here I come!
00:18:45Oh!
00:18:46Hey!
00:18:47Shit!
00:18:49Should have been looking out, kiddo.
00:18:52He was standing right here.
00:18:54You knew that.
00:18:55You did that on purpose.
00:18:56It's against the rules.
00:18:58Thought we were playing a friendly match.
00:19:00Doing this casual.
00:19:01There's no need for rules.
00:19:03I hope you learned your lesson, bud.
00:19:04There's only one golden rule in golf.
00:19:07Wherever the Golden Hill Club says, goes.
00:19:13A torn ligament?
00:19:15Must have been strained for a long time.
00:19:18Everything Bobby said came true.
00:19:20Who is he, really?
00:19:23Okay, you can't play like this.
00:19:24I'm gonna take you to the hospital.
00:19:26I can keep going.
00:19:27I'm not backing out of the quals.
00:19:33August Golf Club, it's the last thing Mom left us.
00:19:36I'm not letting this bastard take it.
00:19:41It's not too late to tap out, sweetie.
00:19:43If I find you in my bed tonight naked, I might let you keep your club.
00:19:47What the fuck did you say?
00:19:48Watch this bitch.
00:19:53Wow.
00:19:55Is that the best you got?
00:19:57I'll show you what it's like to be crushed by a real pro.
00:20:09Jake's already three strokes in.
00:20:11He needs to put the ball in the hole to win, but his wrist...
00:20:13Will you stop?
00:20:15As long as I can swing, I'm not giving up.
00:20:17No, Jake, you can hurt your wrist for life.
00:20:23You're still powering through?
00:20:25Why don't I help you with that?
00:20:30That's enough!
00:20:36I'll take it from here.
00:20:40Will you back off?
00:20:41This is a gentleman's sport.
00:20:43Go mow the lawn, you cretin.
00:20:45Jake, that's enough.
00:20:46Step down.
00:20:47If you keep playing, you might never play again.
00:20:50Let Bobby take over.
00:20:54Are you serious right now, Mia?
00:20:56You're going to send your little gardener after me?
00:20:59What?
00:21:01Are you afraid you're going to lose to the gardener?
00:21:06You got some balls.
00:21:07I bet that's the most expensive thing you've ever held in your life.
00:21:10You better not let it get to your head.
00:21:16This is my last chance to repay Mia for helping my daughter and I.
00:21:28This is the most prestigious golf club in America.
00:21:32And you think we'd hire some homeless loser?
00:21:35Just look at yourself.
00:21:37Covered in filth.
00:21:38Carrying around a burden.
00:21:41You're not even qualified to be a caddy.
00:21:46Excuse me, sir.
00:21:48Don't mind him.
00:21:50He's an asshole.
00:21:51I'm Mia.
00:21:53I'd love for you to come over and work at August Golf Club with me.
00:21:56And if there's anything I can do for you and your daughter,
00:21:59I'd be happy to help.
00:22:01Yes.
00:22:18Is that your wife?
00:22:19You should have brought her with you.
00:22:21Bet she'd be as good as a golf hole.
00:22:25A stupid, broke gardener like you thinks he can make the hole?
00:22:29The only hole you'll make is your wife.
00:22:34That's the last time you disrespect my wife before I break your kneecaps and make you beg for mercy in
00:22:38front of her grave.
00:22:39I'm begging.
00:22:40The only one begging is going to be you, pal.
00:22:43Remember, you got a lot on the line.
00:22:45You lose this, you're forfeiting qualifiers.
00:22:49And the loser's got to get on their knees and lick the winner's shoes like a dog.
00:22:54Deal.
00:22:56You better keep your word.
00:23:11This guy's putting on a blindfold.
00:23:12Is he trying to let Tyler win?
00:23:14We're screwed.
00:23:15I have no clue this groundskeeper's going to ruin it for August.
00:23:19You got wind speed, five miles an hour.
00:23:23Humidity, 60%.
00:23:25Good weather for making it in the hole.
00:23:36Please clear the water.
00:23:37Forget about the hole.
00:23:39You won't even make it over the water.
00:23:41I win.
00:23:55What the fuck?
00:23:58What the fuck?
00:24:00Is he about to perform a miracle?
00:24:01There's no way.
00:24:02It's a trick shot.
00:24:03You can't control where it lands.
00:24:09What the water?
00:24:12I skipped it in the hole.
00:24:13But how?
00:24:14It's a miracle.
00:24:15Am I dreaming?
00:24:17Did we actually beat the Golden Hills bastards?
00:24:19This is impossible.
00:24:21There's no way I lost to an amateur, a gardener.
00:24:24Impossible.
00:24:26That sounds like something a sore loser would say.
00:24:29No.
00:24:29Only a legend like Lion can make that shot.
00:24:32Even Kane.
00:24:33Only a legend like Lion can make that shot.
00:24:42Is he?
00:24:43A master golfer would never join the ranks of August.
00:24:46Who are you?
00:24:50Who are you?
00:24:51Me?
00:24:52I'm a nobody.
00:24:53I'm a gardener.
00:24:54You just happened to hit a lucky shot.
00:24:56I want to play in the qualification round next week.
00:25:00Yes.
00:25:00Of course.
00:25:01You just saved August Golf Club.
00:25:03We, of course, will welcome you.
00:25:04Mia, this qualifying round is literally going to decide the fate of August Hills.
00:25:08Can't leave it with this guy?
00:25:09Well, he doesn't even have any competitive experience.
00:25:12I mean, Mia, please.
00:25:12We should reconsider.
00:25:13Was this shot just not proof of his skill?
00:25:16I mean...
00:25:16How do we even know if he was blindfolded?
00:25:18If he was really that talented, why would he be slumming at August Golf Club?
00:25:22All the things he could be doing.
00:25:23Yeah, if people knew we were submitting a groundskeeper as our qualifier, we'd be laughed out.
00:25:27Okay, silence, all of you.
00:25:30I believe in Bobby.
00:25:32And he's our only hope now.
00:25:34Hey, Bobby.
00:25:35I got cash.
00:25:36Hot babes.
00:25:38You come over to Gold Hill Golf Club, I got anything you could ever want.
00:25:43I can't pay you cash or an advancement, but I can offer you 50% stake in the August Golf
00:25:49Club, if you'll still have us.
00:25:52Her golf club's going bankrupt, dude.
00:25:55Every check you get's going to bounce.
00:25:57Come on.
00:25:57Don't be stupid.
00:25:59Just give me the word.
00:26:00It's all yours.
00:26:05Tuition, $70,000 a year.
00:26:15I just mowed the lawn.
00:26:16I don't need much in life.
00:26:22I'll represent August in the qualifications next week.
00:26:26My heart's racing.
00:26:28What's going on?
00:26:29You old bastard.
00:26:32You're going to regret this.
00:26:34Hey!
00:26:35Aren't you forgetting something?
00:26:37What are you talking about?
00:26:38Our bets.
00:26:39You're forfeiting, right?
00:26:40My brother, Kane Carter.
00:26:43He's the grand champ.
00:26:44Your little amateur ass.
00:26:46Are you sure you want this?
00:26:47It doesn't matter who it is.
00:26:49A bet's a bet.
00:26:55Baby, help!
00:26:56You bastard!
00:26:58You're going to regret this.
00:26:59Men honor their words.
00:27:01Dogs run with their tails tucked between their legs.
00:27:05What are you, little boy?
00:27:06You motherfucker!
00:27:07Mark my words!
00:27:09You motherfuckers are going to regret this.
00:27:11Come on, girls.
00:27:21You lost to a ground speaker?
00:27:24A loser who picks up balls?
00:27:27It was a fluke.
00:27:29If you just give me another chance, I'll do it.
00:27:32Ah!
00:27:33Useless!
00:27:33The Golden Hill Club does not tolerate excuses from losers.
00:27:36You better not fail me again in the qualification match.
00:27:49I don't know, the golf's always been in my family, but it wasn't until the legendary lion that I really
00:27:55took notice.
00:27:58Kipli's been retired for six years already.
00:28:01You still think about him?
00:28:07I don't know.
00:28:09Do you want me to still think about him?
00:28:26Come on.
00:28:28Come on, where?
00:28:29We're leaving.
00:28:33You're drunk. I'm taking you home.
00:28:37Party pooper.
00:28:40Such a gentleman.
00:28:45I'm so thirsty.
00:28:47I'll get you some water.
00:29:00Got a pooper because it's dejarlet.
00:29:04Which I am doing.
00:29:09holeit's beforealΔ±m.
00:29:11We won't let it feel free.
00:29:23Healthy water & salt.
00:29:29Mia, you're drunk.
00:29:32Are you sure this is what you want?
00:29:34Mm-hmm.
00:30:11I had a lot of fun last night.
00:30:18I had fun, too.
00:30:19A lot of fun.
00:30:24Good afternoon.
00:30:26My name is Joanna Wilson, vice president of the USGA.
00:30:31On behalf of the Gophers Association, I'd like to welcome you all to the U.S. Open Press Conference.
00:30:4250 players with the top all-time rankings will be exempt from the local qualifying round.
00:30:49But this year, we'd like to reveal those rankings with something special.
00:30:55This AI-powered golf ball can scan your swing ID and match to your rank.
00:31:03Now, who's up first?
00:31:07Matches to our all-time high rank, right?
00:31:10I guess you losers ought to pack up and get going.
00:31:13Okay.
00:31:18Hey, so what if we're up against Golden Hills?
00:31:20Got nothing to be ashamed of.
00:31:22Yeah, we're all pros here.
00:31:24You think you'll beat us all?
00:31:25Be my guest.
00:31:27Okay.
00:31:28Let's write down a piece of paper measure that we need.
00:31:47Nice, man.
00:31:48Looks like we're locked in.
00:31:48Absolutely, we are.
00:31:50It's done.
00:31:51Enough wasted my time.
00:31:52By the way, only reason I let you two go first, so that everybody here is aware of how underranked
00:31:59you are.
00:32:04This is a press conference, not a dumpster.
00:32:07What are you doing here?
00:32:09You're an amateur, buddy.
00:32:10You're going to embarrass yourself over here.
00:32:12Well, I guess we'll just see about that.
00:32:15Okay.
00:32:16Okay.
00:32:18Sit back.
00:32:19You'll see my rank.
00:32:21Hey, get this.
00:32:23I want a close-up on his face while I crush him on my heel.
00:32:28Okay.
00:32:56He's 15th.
00:32:57Every member of Golden Hill is a total beast.
00:33:00Pretty much.
00:33:01Don't cry, though.
00:33:02It's okay.
00:33:03You may lose me, but all of you are better than him.
00:33:09You know what's sad, Mia?
00:33:10The best you've got is dead last.
00:33:12You know what, Tyler?
00:33:13Shut up.
00:33:14August is not going to be dead last.
00:33:16Just mark my words.
00:33:17Mia, don't waste your breath on this guy.
00:33:19He's ranked 15th.
00:33:21He's a nobody.
00:33:22Wow.
00:33:24That's something coming from the Gardner.
00:33:26Do you even know what it means to be top 15 in the U.S.?
00:33:30Gardner?
00:33:31The August Golf Club sent their groundskeeper to the U.S. Open.
00:33:34The hell?
00:33:34Yeah, she sure did.
00:33:35I think he should be disqualified.
00:33:37All in favor, raise your hand.
00:33:42Golfers are forged from hard work and talent.
00:33:44Everyone deserves a shot.
00:33:46The only insult here is your elitist attitude.
00:33:49That's cute.
00:33:49August Golf Course honored crashed the press conference to throw a tantrum.
00:33:52And she did.
00:33:53Golf Club on the verge of going bankrupt.
00:33:56Okay, that is not what is happening here.
00:34:13Trashy people like you deserve to be dunked in the trash.
00:34:19I'm going to knock you off your high horse.
00:34:23What do you think you're doing?
00:34:25Ice here, kid.
00:34:26You're not going to want to miss this.
00:34:34This is my rating.
00:34:53Six years ago, you retired.
00:34:56Banished without a trace.
00:34:59Only leaving behind your legacy.
00:35:05Talented golfers.
00:35:06Right come and gone.
00:35:08Kane was crowned the new king of golf.
00:35:11He's nothing compared to you and your peak.
00:35:14Mr. Hale, you have to see this.
00:35:17We got a ping on the golden scanner.
00:35:20The all-time number one.
00:35:24I guess he couldn't wait.
00:35:27To celebrate your comeback, I'm going to return all your trophies to you.
00:35:33Take these.
00:35:34Let's go.
00:35:36The champ!
00:35:39What?
00:35:40Why is his ranking locked?
00:35:42According to the Govers Association rules, only the top ten Govers in the nation have their rank locked.
00:35:48That means he's one of the top ten golfers in the U.S.
00:35:52No.
00:35:53That can't be right.
00:35:54Well, there you have it, folks.
00:35:56Cold hard facts.
00:35:57I guess the whole world's going to know that the Golden Hills Country Club is all bark.
00:36:01And no bites.
00:36:05Quickly, to the press conference and bring the trophies.
00:36:09All of them.
00:36:10I want the world to know that the Roaring Lion has returned.
00:36:17Wait.
00:36:19There's an explanation for this.
00:36:20He's not a pro golfer, so he's probably not even registered.
00:36:24Yeah, that explains it.
00:36:25How would a failing club like the Obagust have a top ten player with him?
00:36:28Well, if I'm just an amateur, and you lost to me, what does that make you?
00:36:34You're getting pretty cocky over there, buddy.
00:36:37You know the Golden Hills created this AI system.
00:36:39We have the right to unlock it.
00:36:41If you get on your knees right now, I might let you go.
00:36:45Don't take my generosity for granted.
00:36:47Well, go ahead.
00:36:48Unlock it.
00:36:49I'm not going to stop you from humiliating yourself.
00:36:52Go, boys.
00:36:54You're going to regret that.
00:36:56Get ready, folks.
00:36:56This little clown's about to give us a strip show.
00:37:09What?
00:37:11He's not just in the top ten.
00:37:13He's the best in the country?
00:37:15That means he's ranked higher than the Grand Slam winner Kane.
00:37:19How?
00:37:20Could it be?
00:37:24No, that can't be right.
00:37:26But there's got to be a glitch in the system.
00:37:28He's got a point.
00:37:29Can you imagine the Grand Slam winner lying, raking leaves?
00:37:32No way.
00:37:33Thank goodness.
00:37:33You almost ruined our association's reputation.
00:37:36You just had one lucky stroke.
00:37:39You thought you could fool me, you little bitch.
00:37:41This golf tournament's for pros, not no amateurs like you.
00:37:44Boys, get them out of here.
00:37:45That's not up to you.
00:37:47That's up to the Golfers Association.
00:37:50Miss Wilson, as the vice president of the association, there has to be a rule against this discrimination.
00:37:56Tyler, should I throw out the riffraff?
00:37:59I knew you, making you my VP was the best decision I could make.
00:38:06You're on their side?
00:38:07Oh, don't act shocked.
00:38:09It's called networking, sweetheart.
00:38:11I know your little backwater club doesn't even know what that is.
00:38:16I think we should get them out of here.
00:38:17An unranked opportunist like yourself doesn't deserve to golf with pros like Tyler.
00:38:25On behalf of the Golfers Association, I'm revoking your entry into the U.S. Open.
00:38:30You bastards.
00:38:32I'm reporting you to the president of the association.
00:38:35Gabriel would never stand for this blatant nepotism.
00:38:38The chairman?
00:38:39That old man is busy drinking tea in his office.
00:38:42Don't bother him with your petty drama.
00:38:45Nepotism's a big word for you, ma'am.
00:38:47You think Gabriel gives a shit about your little shitty club?
00:38:51He's got better things to do, sweetheart.
00:38:53Boys, get them out of here.
00:38:54I'm sick of seeing their faces.
00:38:56Make sure they're gone.
00:38:57I don't want them crawling back.
00:38:59This is my turn!
00:39:05This is my turn!
00:39:12Hands off!
00:39:16That's the bus the chairman had custom-made for Lyon.
00:39:20No one's ever seen it.
00:39:21Why did he bring it today?
00:39:22The Riders, President's Cup, Masters, the Open, the PGA Tour.
00:39:28They're all Grand Slam trophies.
00:39:30And there's multiple?
00:39:30Mr. Chairman, what are you doing here?
00:39:34I'm here to remind everyone that the Open is run by the Golfers Association.
00:39:41Not Golden Hills.
00:39:43Mr. Chairman, these two crashed the press conference.
00:39:47I'm just throwing out the trash.
00:39:49The trash?
00:39:53How dare you?
00:39:55Do you have no idea who he is?
00:39:58Are you serious right now?
00:40:01You're forgetting who makes your paychecks.
00:40:06Who gave you permission to speak?
00:40:09He is the top-ranked golfer.
00:40:12Mr. Hale, there's a bug in the system.
00:40:16He's not even in the rankings.
00:40:18He's a nobody.
00:40:19A nobody!
00:40:20So all these trophies he won mean nothing to you?
00:40:24All these trophies belong to him.
00:40:28That's impossible.
00:40:29He's done the impossible.
00:40:31Time and time again.
00:40:33All these trophies belong to him and to him alone.
00:40:36He is the Legendary Golfer.
00:40:45The Legendary Golfer.
00:40:47Sir.
00:40:49I need to talk to you.
00:40:51In private.
00:40:54What is he hiding from me?
00:40:58Look.
00:40:59I'd appreciate it if you kept my identity a secret.
00:41:03Eleanor's still young.
00:41:04And I don't want the press hounding her.
00:41:07I am so sorry, Claire.
00:41:09I wasn't there for you.
00:41:11I was chasing trophies and wins, and I should have been by your side.
00:41:16I promise.
00:41:18I will not do the same thing to our daughter.
00:41:25I've been waiting for this moment for so long.
00:41:28I understand.
00:41:30I can keep your secret.
00:41:31Thanks.
00:41:33Here we go.
00:41:38After a thorough review, we have discovered that there is indeed a bug in our ranking system.
00:41:47Since we cannot guarantee ranks, all golfers will now be required to begin in the local qualifier
00:41:54and then immediately go into the final qualifier.
00:41:59Everyone except Tyler Carter.
00:42:07What?
00:42:09I'm the highest ranked person here.
00:42:11We don't need some AI system to prove that.
00:42:13And you have no right to disqualify me.
00:42:16I am the president of the Golf Association and the host of the U.S. Open.
00:42:22I do have that right.
00:42:23You old bastard.
00:42:24You're making a mistake making an enemy of the Golden Hills Golf Club over this nobody?
00:42:29Enough.
00:42:30You and your golf club have been a menace to the golf society for far too long.
00:42:36You have no authority here.
00:42:40Take them out.
00:42:42You can't do this.
00:42:43You can't do this.
00:42:45You old bastard.
00:42:45As for you, the Golf Association has no room for a Golden Hills simpering lapdog.
00:42:54You're fired.
00:42:55You can't fire me.
00:42:57I am the vice president.
00:42:59You can't fucking fire me, you bastard.
00:43:05I have heard that Golden Hills has been experimenting with an AI neurochip implant.
00:43:11Now this gives their golfers expert calculations.
00:43:15Just watch out.
00:43:17I wouldn't worry about that.
00:43:18I chose to come back.
00:43:20I'm ready for anything.
00:43:23Come what may.
00:43:36All right.
00:43:37You can open your eyes.
00:43:46So you want to guess what I got you for your birthday?
00:43:49I don't know.
00:43:50But I do know that I'm going to love it because it's a present from Daddy.
00:43:59Daddy, is this all for me?
00:44:02It's just like my drawing.
00:44:04Yep.
00:44:04It's all yours, sweetie.
00:44:09Oh, I can't forget this.
00:44:17Perfect.
00:44:19My princess, may I have the first dance?
00:44:23Yes.
00:44:44Mirror, mirror, mirror on the wall.
00:44:46Who's the prettiest princess of them all?
00:44:49Why, it's you, my pretty little princess, Eleanor.
00:44:53Wait, Daddy, I've got you a present.
00:44:57This is my lucky bracelet.
00:44:59I made it at school.
00:45:01Miss Maya says wearing it means good things will happen.
00:45:04Daddy, you're going to be the bestest golf player ever.
00:45:08I'll be cheering for you.
00:45:10And I know Mommy will, too.
00:45:12I never wanted Eleanor to worry about me, so I didn't tell her about the match.
00:45:16But it looks like she knew all along.
00:45:19Thank you, sweetie.
00:45:22I promise I'm going to get you everything you ever wanted.
00:45:31Welcome, everybody, to the final qualifying round for the U.S. Open, which is also known
00:45:35as Golf's Longest Day.
00:45:38Today is going to be a 36-hole round, which means only the top 50 players will advance to
00:45:42the final round.
00:45:43So, good luck.
00:45:45Yeah!
00:45:46Let's do this.
00:46:07Whoa.
00:46:08Oh, dear.
00:46:08Whoa!
00:46:09Jim, that was incredible.
00:46:32You won.
00:46:34We won.
00:46:36Dinner's on me tonight, guys.
00:46:37We've got to celebrate.
00:46:38Let's party, drink it up, you know.
00:46:40Come on!
00:46:41Oh, wait, Jake, we have dinner with Dad tonight, remember?
00:46:44No, disgusting.
00:46:45He just wants you there.
00:46:46He's trying to marry you off with that stupid piece of shit, Henry.
00:46:50I bet he's going to be there tonight, too.
00:46:52Yeah, I know, and I've had enough.
00:46:54It's time I end this.
00:47:03Lion, you've finally returned.
00:47:11For the past six years, I have torn through the competition.
00:47:15But those old-timers still insist that it is because you paved the way.
00:47:19No matter how many titles I win, your legacy hangs over my head, hangs over every single
00:47:25trophy, like a thorn digging deeper into my side.
00:47:28But I'll prove myself.
00:47:33When I'm implanted with this chip, everyone will be forced to know the truth that I am
00:47:39the greatest golfer in the world.
00:47:43I agreed to help me eschew off that trust fund brat by pretending to be her boyfriend
00:47:48tonight.
00:47:58Hi, I'm Bobby.
00:47:59It's a pleasure to meet you, sir.
00:48:02God, Mid, you just drag any bum off the street.
00:48:05Did you dare show your face here?
00:48:09Dad, can you be nice?
00:48:10This is the hero I told you about that saved our golf club.
00:48:32Everyone, this is Henry Hale.
00:48:36His father is the president of the Golfers Association.
00:48:40Golf is in their blood.
00:48:42Just the type of family that my daughter should marry into.
00:48:50Henry, is it?
00:48:52Yep.
00:48:54Mia's told me so much about you.
00:48:55You're Gabriel's kid.
00:48:56You act nothing like him.
00:48:58What would you know about my father?
00:49:00Nothing.
00:49:00He's just some broke bum that pulls weeds at our golf course.
00:49:07Mia, are you serious?
00:49:09You brought the help home?
00:49:13So humiliating.
00:49:15Yeah.
00:49:16What is he doing here?
00:49:18To shine Henry's shoes?
00:49:21Well, Mia has good taste.
00:49:23I'm sure she'll know if someone's right for her.
00:49:26Watch it, yard boy.
00:49:27His father runs a US Open.
00:49:29With one phone call, he can have you disqualified.
00:49:33Everybody, let's not waste our time on this loser.
00:49:36Our food's getting cold.
00:49:37Let's go eat.
00:49:42Here, please.
00:49:43Allow me.
00:49:52Oh, that reminds me, Mr. Collins.
00:49:54You have to try one of these.
00:49:56I just had him flown in from Cuba today.
00:49:59Really good Arbanos.
00:50:00Oh, now we're done.
00:50:02Real Cuban, huh?
00:50:04Mm-hmm.
00:50:07There you go.
00:50:09Excellent taste, young man.
00:50:13Okay, can we not smoke at the table, please?
00:50:16I got a beer.
00:50:18Yeah, real mature.
00:50:22We should truly try this meal.
00:50:24Our chef made special meal.
00:50:36I'm sorry, man.
00:50:37I mistook that for an ashtray.
00:50:38Okay, that's enough.
00:50:40Stop disrespecting my guest.
00:50:44Don't worry about it.
00:50:45I'm sure they'll see a new side of me soon enough.
00:50:48I brought a gift.
00:51:03Ew, what is this?
00:51:05It sounds like shiny scrap metal.
00:51:07I bet it's all junk.
00:51:12Henry, show this schmuck what a real gift looks like.
00:51:15Yes, yes.
00:51:16Thank you for the reminder, my friend.
00:51:17Mm-hmm.
00:51:20Well, Mia, I knew you grew up idolizing Lion,
00:51:24so I wanted to do something special.
00:51:26I got you this.
00:51:29This is Lion's old tour card.
00:51:31It took me ages to get it out of my father's collection.
00:51:34That would go for millions at Sotheby's.
00:51:38Henry, this is very sweet of you,
00:51:41but it's far too valuable.
00:51:43I can't accept it.
00:51:48This is incredibly rare.
00:51:50What are you sparking about over there, huh?
00:51:53Worried about that little trash bag
00:51:55that you brought in comparison?
00:51:56Admit it, loser.
00:51:57You are jealous,
00:51:58because you could never afford a gift like that.
00:52:06Why don't we make a bet?
00:52:09All right, I'm listening.
00:52:12If my gift is more valuable than yours,
00:52:15you have to lick this plate clean.
00:52:19Cigar ash and all.
00:52:28What a coincidence.
00:52:31Looks like I want to give Mia a Lion's tour card, too.
00:52:37But not just one.
00:52:42Ten.
00:52:44Whoa.
00:52:46What?
00:52:47That's impossible.
00:52:49You're just a washed-up loser.
00:52:50Like, how is that possible?
00:52:53Well, looks like you lost.
00:52:55Eat up.
00:52:56Jeez.
00:52:57Have I been getting this all wrong?
00:53:00I gotta make a phone call.
00:53:04Is that something else?
00:53:07Wait!
00:53:09Guys, we almost fell for this dude's trick.
00:53:11I just talked to my father.
00:53:13Apparently, there's hundreds of those things going around that are all fake.
00:53:16The only way you can even tell is if you put him against a fire,
00:53:20and then the little lion's head will pop up.
00:53:22And let's be honest.
00:53:24These are certain places.
00:53:27And now, guess what?
00:53:29My dad's on his way,
00:53:30and we're gonna bust you as the con man that you are.
00:53:33You pissed off the president?
00:53:36You are so screwed.
00:53:39How dare you bring fakes into my house?
00:53:43So you all think these cards are fake?
00:53:45Yeah.
00:53:46Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:53:48Well, I believe Bobby.
00:53:50I don't think he'd lie to me.
00:53:52Well, why talk about it?
00:53:54Let's put it to the test.
00:53:55Wait, no.
00:53:56You can't destroy those.
00:53:58That's part of Lion's Legacy.
00:54:00That's a disrespected golf itself.
00:54:05Wait, no.
00:54:06You can't destroy those.
00:54:08That's part of Lion's Legacy.
00:54:10It'd be an insulted golf itself.
00:54:11Oh, my God, Mia.
00:54:13Why are you believing this guy?
00:54:14I'm doing us all a favor by destroying these.
00:54:17I'm calling him out for having a scam.
00:54:24What's going on here?
00:54:26What if that card actually is real?
00:54:29Fire test gold.
00:54:32Adversity test men.
00:54:34Ew.
00:54:36You lying con artist.
00:54:39I'm sick of your parlor tricks.
00:54:40Get on your knees.
00:54:41Admit these are fake.
00:54:43Otherwise, I'm going to give you a glimpse into the depths of hell.
00:54:48Dad, this is who I was telling you about.
00:54:51This is the con man.
00:54:55Ow.
00:54:57You idiot.
00:54:58What do you think you're doing?
00:55:00Mr. Chairman, he was the one that brought the fakes.
00:55:03We had nothing to do with it.
00:55:06Fakes.
00:55:10No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:55:12These are the real deal.
00:55:13What?
00:55:16Fakes.
00:55:19No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:55:21These are the real deal.
00:55:23What?
00:55:24Dad, what are you talking about?
00:55:26Are you senile?
00:55:27Like, those can't be real.
00:55:29Ow.
00:55:30Did I raise an idiot?
00:55:31Wait a minute.
00:55:32If those cards are real, then he...
00:55:35He's lying?
00:55:38I apologize for interrupting your family dinner.
00:55:41I'll be cutting up all of his credit cards again,
00:55:43and he will be grounded until hopefully he learns his lesson.
00:55:48What?
00:55:48Let's go.
00:55:49Your mother's in the car.
00:55:50Ow.
00:55:51Ow.
00:55:51Ow.
00:55:52It's the person.
00:55:53Ow.
00:55:54We almost destroyed those precious treasures.
00:55:59We didn't mean to.
00:56:00It was all Henry's fault.
00:56:04Well, it looks like dinner's finished to me.
00:56:08Let's go for a walk.
00:56:09That sounds nice.
00:56:12It'd be good to get some fresh air away from this stench.
00:56:24Sorry I had to deal with my family back there.
00:56:26Don't worry about it.
00:56:28I just didn't want our first date to end sour.
00:56:30I just didn't want our first date to end sour.
00:56:31Mm.
00:56:36Is that your wife?
00:56:45Yes.
00:56:47She passed in labor.
00:56:49I'm sorry.
00:56:52I know what it's like to lose someone you love.
00:56:55Never gets easier.
00:56:58I want you to know that I'm not trying to replace anybody.
00:57:02I just want to be by your side.
00:57:21Stay here, Mia.
00:57:24Hey, Cap, fuck.
00:57:26Hey, bitch.
00:57:27Who's gonna save you now, huh?
00:57:29Hey, baby.
00:57:32Bobby, watch out.
00:57:40Hey.
00:57:45Let her go, Tyler.
00:57:51Bobby!
00:57:54I thought you were going to go down swinging.
00:57:59Those are cute.
00:58:01Those are my daughters.
00:58:04See that?
00:58:06It's what you get for going against me, you son of a bitch.
00:58:11It's time to go join your wife in the hell.
00:58:18Come on, boys.
00:58:20You got lucky this time, motherfucker.
00:58:22Next time I see you, it's going to be your last.
00:58:25Okay.
00:58:27My hand.
00:58:29Oh, I think it's broken.
00:58:31Gotta get you to the hospital.
00:58:34Let's go.
00:58:42Wait, don't move.
00:58:45Not until the doctor says what's wrong.
00:58:49I have an itch.
00:58:51Down there.
00:58:52My hands are...
00:58:53Okay, well, let me itch it for you.
00:58:59Is it right here?
00:59:06How's that feel?
00:59:07That's amazing.
00:59:09Is that it?
00:59:10Oh, yeah.
00:59:11That's so good.
00:59:13That's amazing.
00:59:16Please.
00:59:18Oh, yes.
00:59:20What's Daddy doing?
00:59:22Eleanor!
00:59:24Daddy!
00:59:25Hey.
00:59:27Oh.
00:59:27Oh.
00:59:27I'm sorry.
00:59:28It's okay.
00:59:29It's okay.
00:59:29Hey, Doc.
00:59:30What's wrong with Bobby's hand?
00:59:32Well, Mr. Wood's right hand suffered a stress fracture.
00:59:35He needs at least six weeks of proper rest,
00:59:38or there will be permanent consequences.
00:59:41Six weeks?
00:59:43What about the U.S. Open?
00:59:44You need rest, and that's doctor's orders.
00:59:50I missed you, Eleanor.
00:59:52I missed you, too.
00:59:53Wait, wait, wait.
00:59:54What are you doing?
00:59:55You need to rest, and you're not swinging a club anytime soon.
00:59:57I have to go to the U.S. Open.
01:00:00I'll pop oxy if I have to.
01:00:02Okay, but we only have one a day, and it only lasts four hours.
01:00:05What are you going to do when the pill wears off?
01:00:07You can't hold the club correctly.
01:00:10Four hours is plenty.
01:00:12I'll win.
01:00:13For you and me.
01:00:15It's time the legendary lion of golf gets his proper ending.
01:00:21Welcome to the U.S. Open Championships.
01:00:24The total course will consist of 72 holes across four days.
01:00:27The player with the lowest total score will win.
01:00:30This year, we'll be at the infamous Devil's Course, the Auckland Golf Club.
01:00:35The course consists of 250 acres, 168 bunkers, tall roughs, and no water hazards.
01:00:41It is heavily designed to punish every mistake.
01:00:45Who will conquer the Devil's Course, and who will claim the Sterling Trophy?
01:00:52What?
01:00:53What?
01:00:54Wait, Bobby.
01:00:55Bobby, our groundskeeper is the legendary lion.
01:00:59He's a grand slam champion.
01:01:01He's never lost a tournament.
01:01:03And now that the lion's back, if we win, August will be saved.
01:01:06Bobby didn't want to tell him about his injury, but his right hand, is it really going to be okay?
01:01:29You're old news, loser.
01:01:31Still living out your old grand slam glory days as your calling card?
01:01:35Shut the fuck up, Tyler.
01:01:38Feisty.
01:01:39I like it.
01:01:40You can keep screeching, but when I win, I'm going to find something to shove down your throat to shut
01:01:44you up.
01:01:44That sounds fucking great.
01:01:46Enough.
01:01:46This is a waste of time.
01:01:48While lion has been sleeping away all these years, I have been conquering this very course, year after year.
01:01:58You think you can keep up with me?
01:02:06You don't wake a sleeping lion.
01:02:13I will crush the very pedestal your followers have built up in your absence.
01:02:17I will show them once and for all who deserves to be the greatest of all time.
01:02:43Incredible.
01:02:45The Golden Hills Golden Boys strike with near robotic precision.
01:02:51They're all playing way above their level.
01:02:53It's almost like they can see the exact angle, arc, and swing path.
01:03:00Man, oh man.
01:03:02This AI, it's incredible. It's our secret weapon.
01:03:06This has-been, he can't beat us. He's done for.
01:03:17Can he do it?
01:03:26This is your grandson here? He's better off as my caddy.
01:03:31Don't push yourself. You can't play like this.
01:03:34Don't worry about it. I'm not gonna miss my next shot.
01:03:43All right, well, you focus on swinging. I'll take care of the rest.
01:03:57You're right.
01:03:58You're right.
01:04:01You're right.
01:04:04You're right.
01:04:06You're right.
01:04:07You're right.
01:04:09You're right.
01:04:11Hey, are you okay?
01:04:14How's the leaderboard?
01:04:16There you go. Good job today.
01:04:19Let's find out.
01:04:23Oh, thank God. We made it to the finals.
01:04:26I'm still way behind.
01:04:28To win this game, I have to catch up quickly.
01:04:31Game's just begun.
01:04:53Mia! Where are you?
01:04:55Hey, do you need something?
01:04:57I tried to grab my towel, but my wrist still hurts.
01:05:01Oh, yeah. Hold on.
01:05:05Can you massage it, please?
01:05:07The ferocious lion needs some help.
01:05:12Where does it hurt?
01:05:16Right here.
01:05:31The finals are tomorrow.
01:05:33I don't want you to overexert yourself.
01:05:36Tonight.
01:05:37You're mine.
01:05:58I brought you your luckiest charm for your big day.
01:06:04Eleanor is here to root for you.
01:06:08A good luck kiss for Daddy.
01:06:10Now, you're going to win today
01:06:12because you always say I'm the luckiest thing that ever happened to you.
01:06:31Four hours?
01:06:33I need to finish before noon.
01:06:51What's going on?
01:06:52Loose golf ball isn't headed towards the flag.
01:06:56It's...
01:07:02Wait, that guy just pushed Bobby's ball deeper into the bunker?
01:07:06What are they trying to do?
01:07:10That's the game plan.
01:07:11The Golden Hills Golden Boys got Bobby buried in.
01:07:14He's forced to play an impossible lie.
01:07:21We're completely dug in.
01:07:23What are you going to do?
01:07:27Just give it up, old man.
01:07:29According to our calculations,
01:07:30it is impossible to make it in the hole in one stroke.
01:07:34The mighty lion is trapped in our cage.
01:07:37There's no way these guys are this precise.
01:07:39They must be playing dirty.
01:07:44You planted microchips in your arm.
01:07:47So what if we did?
01:07:49All your experience is nothing compared to AI.
01:08:00You want a hint?
01:08:01The AI has calculated millions of possibilities
01:08:04and it's come up with one conclusion.
01:08:07You lose.
01:08:08AI's never wrong.
01:08:10You're so screwed.
01:08:14Dude, just accept it.
01:08:16You're a washed up retiree.
01:08:18You can't be cold hard facts.
01:08:20Don't you understand that?
01:08:21It's in the bag for God's sakes.
01:08:26Leave it to me.
01:08:45How the hell?
01:08:47No.
01:08:48That goes against all common sense and calculations.
01:08:51It's impossible.
01:08:58See?
01:08:59He landed back in the bunker.
01:09:01He still needs two strokes.
01:09:03That fossil doesn't understand that AI, it runs the world now.
01:09:09Bobby has one stroke to lay at the ball in the hole.
01:09:11Just to tie it with Kane.
01:09:13Shit, Mia.
01:09:14We're done for.
01:09:15Looks like August can't escape bankruptcy after all.
01:09:19The fact that y'all still put all your faith in him,
01:09:21it's your biggest mistake.
01:09:23Making it in the hole from the bunker?
01:09:24Nobody can do that.
01:09:26Oh, God.
01:09:28Wait.
01:09:29On the green?
01:09:30Something's moving.
01:09:34Wait.
01:09:36That's my ball.
01:09:40Did he just...
01:09:42Ooh, so close.
01:09:44But it looks like Bobby's misplay will cost them two strokes.
01:09:48It's okay, guys.
01:09:50Even if August Golf Club goes down,
01:09:52we'll stick together like family.
01:09:54Our cutting-edge AI implant chips
01:09:57have exactly what we need to get in your way.
01:10:02When...
01:10:02in your dreams.
01:10:04Our AI's calculated your chances.
01:10:06And guess what?
01:10:07It's a 100% chance you lose.
01:10:18What's this?
01:10:19I can't believe my eyes!
01:10:21The ball's still moving!
01:10:23Look alive, boys.
01:10:26I'm still in play.
01:10:31It stopped?
01:10:34A pathetic old man
01:10:36challenging hard facts and data?
01:10:38It's impossible.
01:10:39Yeah, you must really be embarrassed, huh?
01:10:54Oh, my God!
01:10:58Let's go!
01:11:00I knew you could do it.
01:11:04Our cutting-edge AI didn't see that path.
01:11:07How did you?
01:11:08Nah, you know what, man?
01:11:09It's gotta be a bug or something, right?
01:11:12I mean, there's no way that this guy's smarter than AI.
01:11:16It's not a bug.
01:11:18He took the path that AI considered to be impossible.
01:11:21And he did it in one stroke.
01:11:23He's done what AI thought to be beyond human ability.
01:11:27A free lesson for you.
01:11:29All the cold, hard data in the world can't compete with years of experience on the golf course.
01:11:35It's gonna be a long time before you beat me.
01:11:38So all your little microchips won't win.
01:11:44Now let's take a look at the final leaderboard.
01:11:47Bobby and Kane are tied for first.
01:11:49You know what this means.
01:11:50A sudden death rap.
01:11:52Whoever wins will move on to the next.
01:11:56Let's go, boys.
01:12:04What's wrong?
01:12:07The painkillers have worn off, haven't they?
01:12:09Don't worry.
01:12:10I'll put Kane in his place soon enough.
01:12:27Let's go!
01:12:28Come on, now.
01:12:36You've held out long enough, old man.
01:12:38It's time to end your legacy, Lion.
01:12:47Damn it.
01:12:48Painkillers worn off.
01:13:01Next is hole 10.
01:13:02535 yards at par 4.
01:13:05Kane Carter is up next.
01:13:14Just give up.
01:13:15The future belongs to young, innovative players like me.
01:13:18Not wrinkly old deadweights.
01:13:19You're just a stepping stone on my way to the podium.
01:13:33What the hell are you looking at, old man?
01:13:35The flag's all the way over there.
01:13:38Just waiting on the sun to disappear.
01:13:40Disappear?
01:13:41There's not a cloud in sight.
01:13:42You really are crazy.
01:13:44My experience doesn't lie.
01:13:59Even the great lion can't come back from this.
01:14:02Chin up, old man.
01:14:04You gotta make it to the green to watch me crush you.
01:14:06For good.
01:14:07Daddy!
01:14:08A lucky magic spell for you.
01:14:10I know you can do it.
01:14:12You got this.
01:14:16Soon.
01:14:18Soon?
01:14:19Soon what?
01:14:20Are you praying for a miracle?
01:14:21I mean, I guess you probably should.
01:14:23Because it's going to take an act of God for you to win this.
01:14:26Anything less, and that trophy is mine.
01:14:29A miracle?
01:14:30Miracles are for the unprepared.
01:14:33Unprepared.
01:14:44The sun.
01:14:45It actually disappeared.
01:14:57Fine.
01:14:58At least it'll make things interesting.
01:15:10Nice shot, bud.
01:15:11Bummer.
01:15:12Nerdy.
01:15:13Yes.
01:15:14Cain slipped up.
01:15:16Bobby just needs to get the ball in the green and put it in the hole.
01:15:19Then you side with Cain.
01:15:21It's for another round.
01:15:23Got this, Daddy.
01:15:24God.
01:15:26At his time, it's going to be the total eclipse.
01:15:28How is he going to swing in total darkness?
01:15:30This is beyond Lion's top records.
01:15:32Even at his peak.
01:15:33Plus, it's about to be pitch black soon.
01:15:35You can keep dreaming, bud.
01:15:38Now it's Bobby's turn.
01:15:40He's looking rough.
01:15:41We believe in you, Bobby.
01:15:43He got this.
01:15:49Wait.
01:15:50Bobby's not aiming for the sage.
01:15:52He's aiming for the flag.
01:15:53He's swinging for the wind.
01:15:55I'll tell you what.
01:15:57I'll sweeten it.
01:15:58You pull off this miracle, I'll tear down that Golden Hill sign.
01:16:02And I'll hand it to August.
01:16:07August doesn't want your club.
01:16:09Your reputation is trash.
01:16:13And you.
01:16:16I'll go beyond.
01:16:18I'll beat the old me.
01:16:19After this shot, August's name will echo across America.
01:16:25Now watch this drive.
01:16:26Now watch this drive.
01:16:59Fly, go, fall, fly.
01:17:01Big Daddy's dream come true.
01:17:23How did he do this?
01:17:27Let's go.
01:17:31Let's go.
01:17:32Oh, my God.
01:17:34I lost.
01:17:34No!
01:17:37I lost.
01:17:39Look.
01:17:40He crushed me.
01:17:41How could Kane lose to this fucking old bastard?
01:17:46Gosh.
01:17:47Daddy, I knew you were the bestest.
01:17:51Folks, did you see this?
01:17:53He managed to beat Kane Carter with an injured right hand.
01:17:56He's back, folks.
01:17:58He's back, folks.
01:17:58The Gooks.
01:17:59The Lion.
01:18:00Bobby Woods.
01:18:06The winner of the U.S. Open Championship.
01:18:10Bobby the Lion Woods.
01:18:16I didn't do this for me.
01:18:21I did it for all of us.
01:18:23For August Golf Club.
01:18:25Woo!
01:18:27You cheated.
01:18:29This trophy belongs to the Golden Hills Golf Club.
01:18:32You were taking pills.
01:18:34I saw it with my own two eyes.
01:18:36You were doping.
01:18:39No.
01:18:40The meds you saw him taking were cleared with the association before the competition even started.
01:18:45You got proof of that, sweetheart?
01:18:47I can prove it.
01:18:54The doping you saw?
01:18:56Painkillers.
01:18:58Prescribed by the hospital for his injuries.
01:19:01Legal.
01:19:02Approved by the association.
01:19:04And cleared prior to competition.
01:19:07It's all documented right here.
01:19:10You.
01:19:11You're on his team.
01:19:13You're in on it.
01:19:14Oh, and as far as your crimes go?
01:19:17I've got implanting microchips to cheat and also aggravated assault.
01:19:24I have evidence.
01:19:25How about you?
01:19:29I have evidence.
01:19:31Do you?
01:19:34This is enough to arrest you and investigate your little club.
01:19:39Come on.
01:19:40Come on.
01:19:40You motherfucker.
01:19:41Lion, you finally returned, reclaiming your place as champion.
01:19:52A long time ago, I said I was going to retire.
01:19:55But I did for my daughter.
01:19:57And since I've won, I'm going back into retirement.
01:20:04Stay.
01:20:05We need a legend like you in golf to lead the way.
01:20:10Please.
01:20:11Stay.
01:20:12Stay.
01:20:18Eleanor.
01:20:20Daddy has a lot of money now.
01:20:21And I can afford to bring you to any art school you want to go to.
01:20:25I'm staying with you.
01:20:27I'm not golfing.
01:20:30Daddy, I like watching you play golf
01:20:33I've never seen you so cool and strong before
01:20:37You're amazing
01:20:40I'm a big girl now
01:20:42Eleanor's happy if Daddy's happy
01:20:44Daddy should do what he wants, too
01:20:53Okay
01:20:54Then we're all going to be a big, happy family
01:20:57Thank you
01:21:32Thank you
01:21:57Thank you
01:21:57Thank you
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