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FUBAR - Season 2 - Episode 08: Let’s Twist Again
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00:12I've got to call the White House.
00:13I thought DEFCON 1 was good.
00:15DEFCON 5 is good. DEFCON 1 is Armageddon.
00:19Barry, sit right now.
00:20The missile launch system must have a fail-safe where it assumes that if the entire nation loses power, it's
00:24because we're under nuclear attack.
00:25Moscow is going totally for like Farouk right now.
00:29Their spy satellites see that your ICBMs are primed and already their own.
00:34This was Kress' plan all along.
00:36He never cared about knocking out the power. He just wanted to start a nuclear Armageddon.
00:40This is Kress' radical reset to wipe out 90% of the population.
00:43Luke, you have to believe me. I didn't know that any of this was going to happen.
00:48I believe you.
00:49Why do you believe her? She's the reason we're in this position.
00:52Because I know her hard.
00:54If we survive this, I'm locking her ass up.
00:57Reed, call Moscow right now and let them know what's going on.
01:01The White House and the Pentagon cannot get through to the Kremlin.
01:04Kress must be jamming communications somehow.
01:06The Russians aren't going to sit around and wait for our missiles to launch. They're going to strike first.
01:10Their ambassadors have the same thing.
01:12He's giving us maybe 30 minutes before the patience and trust runs out and then the fireworks start.
01:16What about NORAD?
01:16They're running a system reset. It'll take them an hour. By then, we'll all be glowing.
01:20So that's it?
01:21I never got to see Shreveport.
01:24What's in Shreveport?
01:26Titties?
01:26Well, you said that you worked with my father on the Y2K bug, right?
01:30And he said that the United Kingdom, they put in a backdoor to the nuclear operations system,
01:36you know, just in case everything just went bonkers at the turn of the century.
01:39But the States, I mean, you must have done something similar, surely?
01:42We did. We created our own backdoor so we can shut down the missiles in case of an emergency.
01:47There were four operatives that were given the password, and the only one's still alive.
01:50I'll patch you into NORAD now.
01:52No, no. The password is keyed to my voice, so it has to be done in person.
01:56We don't have time to go to NORAD.
01:58We just have to get to the closest silo, because they're all hardwired together.
02:02Once I get into the backdoor, I can go and stand down off the missiles.
02:06I got 450 missile silos within a five-state radius.
02:09There's one 14 miles from there.
02:10I'm going to regret this, but I'll get your clearance.
02:13Let's hit it.
02:14Come on.
02:14Let's go.
02:14Come on.
02:15Go, go.
02:22D, I'm just a few streets away.
02:24You got an update on the address?
02:26Um.
02:30We should have an answer soon.
02:34Tina just walked in.
02:36Hang tight, bro.
02:36This one's going to sting.
02:54Foreign operative.
02:57We've tracked Dante Cresvia's IP address to this street.
03:00Metadata from your cell phone says that you've been in the vicinity before.
03:04Which one of these houses is his?
03:06Tell us, and we can see what we can do about your charges.
03:09Give me five minutes with her, and she'll tell me everything she knows.
03:13Oh, my.
03:22I know you say you don't love me or care about any of us, but I don't believe that you're
03:30so cold that you're willing to live through a nuclear winter.
03:33Our missiles are primed to launch, and Crest is jamming our communications with Russia.
03:38That's why we need to find him and stop him from doing that, so we can communicate to
03:41your homeland that we are not about to attack them so they don't preemptively attack us.
03:47Please, Tina.
03:52The house set back from the road.
03:58Auden, did you get that?
03:59Yeah, the house set back from the road.
04:01But my handler, Mikhail Volok, will be there.
04:08Your boss is Dante Cres?
04:10All I know is he's a liar.
04:13He told me everything we did, we did for Russia, but it appears he was Crest all along.
04:20He had me protecting him.
04:21He ordered me to prevent the team from tracking down Crest.
04:24That's why I held on to the BlackBerry.
04:29I came to America to gather intel, not die here.
04:33Sucks to be lied to, huh?
04:38Alden is never going to stop Crest and open communication with the Russians in time.
04:43So, where are you going?
04:45If you must know, yes.
04:47I called a woman I love.
04:49Hello, Mother, it's Marcus.
04:50I've got some very bad news.
04:52Hey, let's not get negative.
04:55Luke's got this.
04:56I can't remember the password.
04:58What?
04:59Are you joking me?
05:00This is why I bought you fish oil.
05:02Fish oil always makes my burps smell funny.
05:04Listen, old man.
05:05I don't want to die because your brain's clogged with schnitzel and World War II documentaries.
05:09Don't worry, love.
05:12We'll help you.
05:14Ah.
05:16Look, I'm sure that I will remember it by the time we get to the silo.
05:21You think so?
05:22Because we're here.
05:24Oh, go home.
05:26Yeah.
05:33Oh, shit.
05:36We're getting everything set up for you, sir.
05:38Through here.
05:42We've got eyes on the inside.
05:43Aren't ICBM facilities air-gapped?
05:45Mission control, yes.
05:47Security cameras, no.
05:58That's a Titan, too.
05:59I thought they replaced that with the Minuteman.
06:01Not all of them.
06:02This silo hasn't been upgraded since the early 80s.
06:04We're still using computers with floppy disks in the control room.
06:07Only NORAD has machines with voice recognition.
06:10That's why we're hacking into the missile.
06:13Okay, Dad.
06:14Showtime.
06:15Dig deep.
06:16We need total recall.
06:23Oh, shit.
06:24Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, mate.
06:26Look, you can do it.
06:27Was it a numerical code?
06:28Was it a word?
06:30No, we were able to just make it up.
06:32I think it was in a zeitgeist back then.
06:35It was something that people said all the time.
06:39Was it talk to the hand?
06:40No.
06:41Don't go there?
06:41No.
06:42The tribe has spoken.
06:43Tabasco, my asshole.
06:44Nobody said that.
06:45It was something visual.
06:47A movie.
06:47May the force be with you.
06:49No.
06:49I'll be back.
06:50No.
06:51I'm the king of the world.
06:52No.
06:52Do I make you horny?
06:54A little, but I'm trying to focus here, Mrs. B.
06:57It's a commercial.
06:58Got milk.
06:59I can't believe it's not butter.
07:00Where is the beef?
07:01Yo quiero Taco Bell.
07:02No, it's none of that.
07:06How about I've fallen and I can't get up?
07:08That was the 80s.
07:09And you should focus on killing Kress or Volek or whatever his name is.
07:14We're running out of time here.
07:15Come on, big guy.
07:16Just remember that shit and I'll buy you a case of IPAs and we can celebrate saving the world together.
07:21Beer.
07:23It's a, it's a, it's a beer commercial.
07:26I got it.
07:27Just speak the password here, sir.
07:38What's up?
07:39You have to say it louder, sir.
07:44What's up?
07:45Say it like you mean it, man.
07:46Like, say it like the world is depending on you.
07:52What's up?
08:05You're in.
08:06Home.
08:06What?
08:07Yeah!
08:08Did that work?
08:10All we need to do now is just enter some basic commands and they can get us back to DEFCON
08:175.
08:17What about the other 449 land-based ICBMs?
08:20See this red comm cable?
08:22Any command sent to this missile will relay it down the line to every nuke on U.S. soil.
08:34Still 10 minutes till we switch shifts.
08:49Hey, Barry, what, what am I looking at here?
08:51Well, it looks like satellite flight paths.
08:54Those are DSCS satellites.
08:57You know them?
08:58Everyone in Russian intel knows that we attach spy hubs to your sats.
09:02That's how I knew about the extra weight on the satellite Barry was trying to hit.
09:05When you saved me?
09:06When I saved the asset, I worked so hard to compromise.
09:09Yes.
09:10But Volek seems to have reprogrammed the hubs to change them from spying on communications to blocking communications.
09:16Okay, but how do we turn these little spy boxes off?
09:23Volek.
09:23Shit!
09:24Barry, how long until backup gets to Alden?
09:27Too long!
09:28My team is closing in on you.
09:32You're good as dead.
09:34Volek.
09:37Or should I say...
09:39Cress.
09:40If you had backup, he'd already be here.
09:43You came alone, you crazy Americans, huh?
09:47All want to be cowboys.
09:49And I'm not Dante Cress.
10:16And I'm not Dante Cress.
10:18I'm not going to be in the air.
10:19I'm not going to be.
10:34I'm not going to be.
10:46severity of the situation. Luke, finish accessing the cell control. Now!
11:00Are we already inside?
11:02At least you get to die with your boots on. Just like John Wayne.
11:07Perry, do something.
11:08Like what?
11:09Look at you, you American. You got so used to winning.
11:13But now, it's Wolinstein.
11:15The little boy from Taliette, kept from the highest ranks of the SVR by internal politics and petty grudges,
11:23shows them all by helping to reset this world and claiming all of the motherland and Asia as his prize.
11:32A Cinderella story!
11:34Do you believe in miracles, huh?
11:37Yes!
11:50Hamsteak, you can drive?
11:52No, Alden. I hacked the car itself driving system.
11:56You can talk?
11:58Well, it seems like Alden will live to see the bombs fall.
12:01And if he finds the shelter in the basement that Volokh was gonna ride out the nuclear storm in, then...
12:07Ugh, I'm gonna have to kill him too. Oh well. Future problems.
12:12Speaking of the future...
12:14Emma.
12:15I actually still do have feelings for you.
12:18I do.
12:24Why don't you come with me? We'll repopulate the world. Together. For sex.
12:30I'd rather die.
12:33Then I'll sadly grant your wish.
12:38You know, Luke, your admiration for my father was reciprocated.
12:42You know, you told me all about your escapades and your forbidden relationship with Greta.
12:49You were legendary.
12:50I learned all about your Y2K work and how, just like Britain, America created a back door into this system
12:56as a precaution in case, you know, the computers misbehave on New Year's Eve.
13:00And since you're the only one still left alive who can access it, I joined up with Greta.
13:05Came to you with my pedigree, my sad little story. She fell for it, as you all did.
13:10I knew once Greta's name popped up that the CAA would be drawn in.
13:14And inevitably you, and eventually we'd end up here.
13:17And you giving me access to the missile system.
13:20You know my reputation, Luke. Dante Crest always thinks ten moves ahead.
13:24Stop that son of a bitch!
13:25Doesn't he need launch codes?
13:27Launch codes are for a remote launch. He's hardwired right into the missile so he can just enter a launch
13:32command.
13:32Officer Reese, you need to shut down the communication blocks on this satellite so we can tell the Russians to
13:37stand down.
13:37I can understand Russians, sir, but I still can't understand any of this shit.
13:41It's just jamming software. I can talk you through it.
13:47Command code is in and send.
13:52Ha!
13:54Your launch order never left the building, fish and dicks.
13:58That may be so, but it did send to this one, sir.
14:02Fueling, come next.
14:11Shit.
14:12Russia will see it coming, she'll retaliate, and then America will fire back and it will all be beautiful.
14:17Too bad you won't live to see it.
14:19You know these silos here have fallout shelters?
14:21It wasn't my original idea, but it'll suffice.
14:24Right, but you'd have to get through us to get to it and that's not happening.
14:27You know, amidst the chaos, there's always opportunity.
14:33Captain Kangaroo.
14:34That's Sun Tzu.
14:36Idiot.
14:37Agree to disagree.
14:49Agree.
14:49Dad!
14:50Don't worry about me.
14:51I have to figure out how to stop the missile from launching.
14:53You guys handle that, I'm going after chips.
15:14This thing's fried, we're not going to be able to stop the launch.
15:17Maybe we can stop it fueling.
15:19Give her a hand.
15:20Agree and I try to figure out how to disarm the warhead.
15:22Copy that.
15:24How long do we have?
15:26Standard is T-minus five minutes.
15:27You've already burned close to 20% of that.
15:29Barry, send me the schematics to my phone.
15:31Now.
15:32Auden, update.
15:34Putting in Barry's codes.
15:36Hoping for the best.
15:51Emma!
15:52Be careful!
15:53Ha ha ha.
15:55Worried about his child.
15:58Must be nice to have a father like that.
16:02Look, I get it.
16:03Your dad died for no good reason.
16:06But...
16:06You...
16:07You can't kill billions of people because of it.
16:10You know, I wasn't completely honest with you, Emma.
16:13Yes, I was shot.
16:14And yes, I was crying out in pain.
16:16But my father was more concerned about me giving up our position.
16:19So he tried to smother me.
16:21My own father tried to smother me.
16:24And I fought back with a little strength that I had left.
16:28I fought back and I reached out and I strangled him.
16:31I strangled my hero to death with my bare hands.
16:34And we looked into each other's eyes in disbelief that it was happening.
16:39The rest of what I told you is true.
16:43You know, it was a mission to cover up a sex scandal,
16:46which it turns out my father knew about, by the way.
16:50You know, he was willing to kill me to protect some wanker fucking politician
16:56because the government had given him orders.
16:58You know, I...
16:59I loved him.
17:01I worshipped him and he...
17:05I meant nothing to him.
17:07You were betrayed and hurt.
17:09You don't end the world over it.
17:11No, no, no.
17:12That's actually exactly what you do.
17:14What kind of world do we live in where a father murders his own boy,
17:18a boy who adores him just to keep gossip out of the mirror?
17:21Yeah, that's pretty fucked up.
17:23The world is a cesspool.
17:25You need someone to shake the extra sketch.
17:29Come on.
17:32Shake it with me, baby.
17:34Last chance.
17:38I'll take that as a no.
17:41Second stage tank is already fueled,
17:43but if we can shut it off before the first stage fills,
17:45that'll stop the countdown.
17:46How do we do it?
17:47That wheel.
17:53It's stuck.
17:54Hasn't been upgraded since the early 80s.
17:56If we live through this,
17:58I'm gonna send a strongly worded letter to my congressperson.
18:03Give me a hand.
18:08I'm pretty strong.
18:10Fueling company.
18:13It's happening.
18:14It's happening.
18:18It's happening.
18:19It's happening.
18:22Damn it.
18:28Oh, shit.
18:29You're alive.
18:31Got my collarbone.
18:33Missed my heart.
18:34My leg's broken.
18:38Come with me.
18:39Come on.
18:40Hurry.
18:44You have your ID?
18:45Yeah.
18:51Stay here.
18:52I will get you help.
18:53Okay.
19:01Remove red panel.
19:03Marked caution.
19:04These are my least favorite kind of panels.
19:09Are they trained in nuclear physics or something?
19:12No, Mrs. Brunner.
19:13A conventional explosive device starts the whole nuclear chain reaction.
19:17It's just like that bomb that we disarmed on that yacht in Monaco.
19:23Afterwards, we were all alone on the boat.
19:25We made love on the deck under the stars.
19:29Sex on a boat.
19:31Must be his thing.
19:33Three minutes to launch.
19:35There's a red and a blue.
19:38Okay, I'll take the red.
19:39It's closer.
19:42All right.
19:46We cut on three.
19:47One.
19:48Two.
19:49Three.
19:52Warhead deactivated.
19:55Alden, are you done?
19:57We need to let Russia know that we're shooting blanks.
20:00Yes.
20:01Phone lines are open and operators are standing by.
20:03Calling it in now.
20:18Two minutes to launch.
20:22This isn't over.
20:23Why not?
20:24Let me guess.
20:25The Russians didn't believe you.
20:27It doesn't matter.
20:27We deactivated the warhead.
20:29The Russians will think it's an operable nuke.
20:30The minute it leaves our airspace, the Kremlin will retaliate.
20:33What about Tina?
20:34She's one of them.
20:35Then listen to her.
20:36She's in our custody.
20:37The Russians will assume she's being coerced.
20:39Gotta figure out something quick, boss.
20:41This bird flies in 90 seconds.
20:43Seconds?
20:44That's it.
20:45The second stage.
20:46I think I'm following you, Greta.
20:48What else are you talking about?
20:51The missile has two engines.
20:53The first stage in it acts as a booster.
20:56It gets it airborne.
20:57After a few minutes, that stage falls off.
21:01Then, the second stage takes over and flies the missile to its target.
21:06The first stage of electronics is too high up.
21:09It cannot be reached.
21:10But the second stage of wiring is just five feet above you.
21:14Disable it, and the missile will still launch, but it won't leave our airspace.
21:18It'll drop back to the ground like a disarmed dud of a bottle rocket.
21:2270 seconds.
21:23That's verbiage or sabotage.
21:26It'll take at least 90 seconds to disable it all.
21:29And I have to go on a riot.
21:31No!
21:32No!
21:32It's the only way that you know it.
21:35We don't have enough time to argue.
21:37Is there enough time for one last kiss?
21:45Goodbye!
21:55Greta!
21:56Get out of there!
21:58It's too late for that, Liebling!
22:00You have so much to live for!
22:01Your family!
22:02Your team!
22:04I know that you love me, Luke, but you're not in love with me.
22:07You lied to me to save the world, but you love Tali.
22:11I can see it in your eyes.
22:13You've always loved her.
22:15And you always will.
22:17You're gonna die!
22:18But not.
22:21But not.
22:22Not in vain.
22:23I guess you're right.
22:25I do have goodness in my heart.
22:28I think you put it there.
22:31Hate's interrupted goodbye, but according to the lovely Airman Mendez, at T-minus 15 seconds, the blast doors will automatically
22:38close and anyone left out there in the silo will end up well done.
22:41Copy.
23:10Copy.ized
23:14Shit.
23:15Emma, get the hell out of there.
23:1620 seconds.
23:23Goodbye, my love.
23:2615 seconds.
23:2815 seconds.
23:44Last door is secure.
23:4710.
23:48Emma!
23:49Emma!
23:499.
23:50Come on, say something.
23:518.
23:51I'm okay.
23:527.
23:546.
23:574.
23:593.
24:012.
24:03No!
24:20The red line marks the edge of U.S. airspace.
24:22If your lady friend can't keep that missile from crossing that line...
24:26We are all totally fluffed.
24:29Look who I found.
24:31Nice.
24:32Where's your boyfriend?
24:34Seared into the launch pad.
24:36Barbecue chips.
24:38Tell them, tell them we're trying to disable it.
24:40Tell them not to launch.
24:41Greta, can you hear me?
24:44You can do this.
24:46First stage booster empty and detaching.
24:48Second booster rocket should take over...
24:51Now.
25:03The missile failed!
25:06Yeah!
25:09Oh, my God!
25:10Oh, my God!
25:13Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
25:15Yes, Hammy!
25:16Yes!
25:18You're like Cheesecake Factory.
25:25Oh, my God!
25:49Here soon!
25:59I'll do it, Dad.
26:28Director Reed, uh, yes, sir.
26:32I have visual confirmation.
26:35Greta Nelson did not survive impact.
26:39Official status is KIA.
26:44Copy that.
27:03Greta, you're alive.
27:05Hello, Liebling.
27:07Sorry for the theatrics.
27:08I couldn't get the door open from the inside.
27:10How is this possible?
27:15Oh, this is the stuff that clogs up the turbines at the dam.
27:19Impact absorbing.
27:20Originally engineered by DARPA to stop suicide bombers wrapped around me.
27:25Took the brunt of the impact.
27:26A few cracked ribs.
27:28Still standing.
27:30You are the best operative I've ever known.
27:33Well, I think this is the end of Greta Nelson, the spy.
27:38I've got 500 million reasons to move on.
27:42Well, I'm always here if you need me.
27:44I know.
27:46But I love, you will always be my best of times.
27:53And thank you for not, how did you put it?
27:58Not locking my S up?
28:01Saving my friends, my family, and about eight billion people earns you a get out of jail
28:07free card, I guess.
28:11Keep an eye on your old men for me.
28:25You thought I was compromised.
28:27I'm so sorry, Dad.
28:29I really struggled with what to do.
28:31I went back and forth on the decision.
28:35And in the end, I chose work over family, which is the same thing I constantly give you
28:39shit for.
28:41I was stupid.
28:42No, you weren't stupid.
28:44You had good reasons to believe that I was compromised, and you did what you did in order to protect
28:49others.
28:50But when you came down to it, and the world was in jeopardy, and Reed asked you to shoot
28:54Greta, you sided with me, and you saved countless lives.
28:58So you chose work and family, which is something that I never could have done.
29:07Thanks, but hold on.
29:10Why did you say that I had good reason to believe you were compromised?
29:15No, about that, your mother and I may have put on an act.
29:20Okay, everyone, everyone, take a breath.
29:23I have something to say, and it's going to be a little hard to swallow, but you need to
29:27hear it.
29:28Simply put, your relationship is over.
29:32You're out of your mind.
29:33No, no, no.
29:34I'm not saying you should actually end the relationship.
29:38Just pretend to.
29:39I've been working on this for 15 years to get this woman back.
29:44I know.
29:44But there's another woman in your life now, and according to you, she's the greatest
29:48spy you've ever known.
29:49One with impeccable skills and no weakness, save for one, you.
29:56How does us breaking up help him defeat Greta?
30:00If Greta thinks that there's even the tiniest sliver of hope of getting back together with
30:04you, then maybe you, or one true love, can talk her into things, such as not destroying
30:10the world, so that the two of you can live together happily in it.
30:13But it can't come from you.
30:15She has to hear about it secondhand, from somebody she's trusted before.
30:19Chips.
30:21Chips.
30:21Exactly.
30:22And he's MI6, the son of a master spy.
30:25So he'll instantly pick up on insincerity if everybody around him is trying to sell him
30:30on something.
30:31Right.
30:31So all the others have to fully believe we're broken up too.
30:34Let go.
30:40Wait till you see a heart I can throw.
30:43So you and mom are still...
30:45More in love than ever.
30:47Now, Shazel, you know, I don't think there's any man ever good enough for you.
30:51But should you ever find that special someone, I hope that they are capable of that complete
30:58and unselfish love that your mother gives me.
31:02I hope so too.
31:04Wasn't your mother fantastic?
31:06Yeah.
31:06Huh?
31:07I mean, she could have been a spy.
31:08She was badass.
31:10You know, I always wondered where I got it from.
31:12Oh.
31:13Oh.
31:30We did it, my old friend.
31:31You were so unsatisfied every time I tried.
31:35You're not just this word.
31:37Crazy about a north side gal.
31:39Come on.
31:40Alden.
31:43I've been meaning to commend you.
31:46From all accounts, you've become a caring and attentive father to ham steak.
31:51You've shown tremendous growth.
31:53Thank you, Dr. P.
31:56You know when he went back into that meatpacking plant and then almost got shot?
32:02I truly felt for the first time in my whole life what it really means to care for something so
32:06much more than I care for myself and all the fear and the pain and the vulnerability that come with
32:12it. I'm so proud of you. You have made a wonderful breakthrough. What's your takeaway from that
32:22experience? Oh, it sucks. Yeah, it sucks giant putrid ass. Not for me. No way. I am never putting
32:28myself through that again. I'm going back to worrying about three people, me, myself, and Alden.
32:33But what about ham steak? Get them away. Art of steel. Didn't even bother me.
32:43Hopefully the pig learned something.
32:46They're called nudicles. And frankly, they look a heck of a lot better than before. You want to see?
32:51I do not. But congratulations. I'm proud of you. I do love them.
32:55Oh, Graham. Thank you for not letting those bikers come with you. You're a good friend.
33:01No, I told you. We are not. You know what? I think we are maybe pretty good friends.
33:10Oh, yeah. There you go.
33:12Exactly. Just like Franklin and Bash. Yeah, next we should start a law firm.
33:18Franklin and Bash are lawyers?
33:26Now, listen, Doc.
33:28I know I've been kind of hard on you ever since you came around.
33:32Yes, you called me soda names. I mean...
33:35I know. I'm very protective of my family and my friends.
33:38You were kind of like an outsider.
33:41But I just want you to know, I think the world of you could have never gone through this tremendously
33:47challenging time without you.
33:49That you've been a tremendous asset to our team.
33:53Well, thank you.
33:54Thank you very much for that.
33:57You know, I've never actually been a part of a team before.
34:01I never even got picked in gym class.
34:05It's their loss.
34:09Thank you for everything.
34:25Sorry. I'm sorry to ruin the fun, but I have news that I think you'll all want to hear.
34:30Got off the horn with the seventh floor. Dante Crest has been officially classified as neutralized, as has Greta.
34:36The threat to the electrical grid is no more.
34:39I also have this. Putt, if you will.
34:48It was anonymously dropped off this morning.
34:51Forensics have been all over, but they found Jack.
34:55The individuals being killed here all have one thing in common.
34:58Our intel shows they all purchased your private information from Borrow.
35:02We don't know who's behind the killings, but to get it done this fast and efficiently, they had to have
35:06connections and a lot of money.
35:08Yeah, 500 million.
35:10Greta.
35:10And now, I have one last thing for you.
35:15Hi, Mima. Hi, Peepa.
35:18Someone else also wants to say hi.
35:20My baby.
35:22Yes, that a boy. Good boy.
35:25Thank you, Uncle Alden, for hamsteak. I love him so much.
35:29So do I.
35:32Bye, pal.
35:34Also, the man from Peepa's work says we can all go home now.
35:38Oh, no.
35:40It's normal.
35:41What is this?
35:43It's normal.
35:44Hey.
35:46Hey, buddy.
35:47Oh, yeah.
35:50Hold up. Hold up.
35:52Unfortunately, not everyone can go home.
35:54I got a call from the FBI.
35:56Mr. Luna, Mr. Perlmutter, is it possible you did something to anger the biker gang known as Asriel's Knights?
36:02All right. We might have killed one of them.
36:04You what?
36:05It was an accident.
36:06I was on PCP.
36:07I'm only human.
36:08PCP.
36:08Well, that guy is the nephew of a very high-ranking member of that organization, and now there's a million
36:13-dollar bounty on your head.
36:14It was the air conditioner.
36:16Yes!
36:16Fell on his head.
36:17And I am not going back to that safe house.
36:19Well, you're in luck.
36:21Asriel's Knights have chapters in every state, and there's a place in America that's safe for you.
36:25So we've arranged for you to hide out at a CIA listening post in Sackcock, Greenland.
36:30We believe that we can resolve the biker threat within the next 48 months.
36:33Okay, we can do this for 48 months.
36:3648 months.
36:37Are you out of your fucking mind?
36:39This is Reed.
36:41Oh, 48 months.
36:43You're going to need this, my friend.
36:46Space jugs lead to space tugs.
36:49So, have fun.
36:51Let's let Andy send a downer.
36:52I have a big surprise.
36:57Come on in.
37:00What's this?
37:02I'm going to retire.
37:05Again.
37:06Dali and I, you're going to sail around the world with my ship.
37:12Finally, right?
37:15Retirement?
37:16Are you sure?
37:18100%.
37:20I'm not sure what this team will be like without you.
37:24I'm more worried about what the team is going to do without you, because I heard you were accepted in
37:29Unit 9.
37:30So, congratulations.
37:33Um, thanks.
37:35Uh, I turned it down.
37:37Why?
37:38That's what you always wanted.
37:39Yeah, I mean, I thought so.
37:41But this group, these guys, anyway, I mean, they'll need at least one Brunner to keep him in line.
37:49Yeah.
37:50No crunchies?
37:52They're for children.
37:55I hate you so much.
37:55Why don't you order it next time then?
37:57Maybe I will.
37:57Well, will you?
37:58Bad news.
38:00We just learned the Great Dane is in Russian custody.
38:02He was picked up in Alaska to see what he knows, which now they realize is nothing.
38:05I could have told you that.
38:07But they're willing to make a trade for Tina.
38:08They want their asset back.
38:10Could they just keep him?
38:11Tally, this is my fault.
38:14I should have made sure that he comes home safe.
38:16So I go and do the trade.
38:18It's my last mission.
38:20No one left behind.
38:22Except me?
38:23I'm out of here.
38:24Going back to Toledo, where I don't have to deal with a bunch of yahoos,
38:27crashing a spaceship, and destroying multiple power plants, and...
38:31Oh, yeah.
38:34Nuclear Armageddon.
38:35You're Rue's problem now.
38:37She's your new director.
38:38Yes!
38:39Fuck yeah!
38:41Woo!
38:41All right, Farkas, go get my office chair.
38:44Yes, ma'am.
38:46Rue, you're the boss, so you tell Luke he's not going anywhere.
38:49Mm-mm-mm.
38:50Tally.
38:51No, no.
38:52You just had a bullet taken out of your arm.
38:54We're gonna go home.
38:55I'm gonna take care of you, and you're gonna rest.
38:57That's it, and that's all.
38:59She's right, Luke.
39:00Hey, I can run it, big guy.
39:02Hey, I can run it, big guy.
39:02It's an easy prisoner swap.
39:04No fuss, no muss.
39:05Oh, so you all want me to just blow off this mission so that I get taken care of and
39:10babied
39:11by my ex-wife?
39:12Yeah.
39:13Boy, that doesn't bode well with me.
39:15All right?
39:16On the other hand, getting babied by my fiancée.
39:26You know, I've never stopped being in love with you, and I'm not gonna mess it up this
39:30time.
39:32So, Tally, will you do me the honor and be my wife?
39:39A king?
39:42Yes.
39:43Kendrick.
39:46Now I get to ruin their wedding.
39:52I'll just do it again.
39:56Hey, guys.
39:59Come on.
40:01Congratulations.
40:10Hey.
40:12Gonna pick me up before you head to Finland to get the Dane?
40:14Yep.
40:15You coming?
40:16Uh, no.
40:18No, I'm gonna help my mom with something.
40:27You okay?
40:29You don't seem like your usual whizzy self.
40:34Ugh.
40:35I miss my pig.
40:37When you really care for someone, it's hard to let them go.
40:42Bye.
40:43We'll see you around.
40:44Yeah, okay.
40:48Alden, do you maybe want to grab dinner when you're back?
40:55Yeah, I'd love that.
40:56I could use a good friend, Hank.
41:00Modern barn.
41:01I love their dumplings.
41:03Sounds great.
41:38This doesn't look like Euro Disney.
41:42Alden!
41:43What's up, man?
41:44It's so good to see you guys!
41:46He told me we were going to Euro Disney, and I was like, what?
41:50That place sucks!
41:52You've got a wicked sense of humor, Vlad.
41:54You're a real prankster.
41:55Bring it in.
41:55Give him that tight tight.
41:57All right, Barry.
42:00Our turn.
42:04Prisoner swap!
42:06Prisoner swap!
42:08Prisoner swap!
42:13This is it.
42:15You are leaving forever.
42:21Tell me it all wasn't a lie.
42:26Barry, I've got four other guys in Europe just like you.
42:29They all think I'm their true love.
42:31You need to stop being a fool.
42:40Hope you brought some two-ply.
42:42Cause they only got single.
42:51What up, dork?
42:53Prisoner swap!
42:54Prisoner swap!
42:56Prisoner swap!
42:57Prisoner swap!
43:03I'm so sorry this is happening, Carter.
43:06This is not what anyone wanted.
43:08But, you know, for what it's worth, I think you're going to be great out there.
43:12Think of it as an adventure.
43:13I wish I never met you!
43:15Donnie, I'm really sorry it turned out this way.
43:18I truly loved you once.
43:22You're the worst person in the world!
43:25Stop gabbing!
43:26This is a working boat!
43:27Hang below and grab your gear!
43:29I...
43:30You really couldn't have got us an airplane?
43:32Go!
43:34Have fun!
43:42Hey, the, uh, comrades filled me in on the whole Tina situation.
43:45And, you know, just so you know for what it's worth, you don't need that red widow.
43:51She's not even a good spy.
43:52I mean, my sources said that half the intel she gave her handlers was inaccurate information.
43:57What do you mean?
43:58Like how you smuggled me into Greece?
44:00Apparently she reported to the SVR that you were in Papua New Guinea.
44:03That doesn't make sense.
44:04She knew exactly where we were.
44:06She worked with Barry for that whole mission.
44:07She's also talking about some honeypot in Uzbekistan.
44:10We never went to Uzbekistan.
44:11That was Moldova.
44:12She loves me!
44:14She was giving them chicken feed to protect us!
44:17Then why did she say she never loved you?
44:18So it wouldn't hurt when she left.
44:20It still did, though.
44:21But it's like when Charlie told Bumblebee she didn't want them around.
44:24Why else would she purposely give false intel unless she really had become a member of the team?
44:29And...
44:30They're falling in love.
44:32Un pequeño problema.
44:34I might have reported Tina's discrepancies to Rusty and Igor back there just to kind of knock her down a
44:40few pegs.
44:40I did do it for you, Barry.
44:42Rowskies before Rooskies.
44:48Do you have any idea what you did?
44:51You just got Tina Kim.
44:54Whoops.
44:56Let's get rid of that plant.
44:58One of the filing cabinets.
45:00Keep the coat rack.
45:01On it.
45:05This is your new kick-ass director, Roo Russell.
45:08Press 2 for the shitty outgoing director.
45:10Roo Roo.
45:12Tina was on our side.
45:13She's one of us.
45:14We have to get her back or they're gonna kill her.
45:16Crap on a Kaiser.
45:18The 7th Floor is never gonna authorize a mission onto Russian soil to retrieve a confirmed Russian spy.
45:24Then we do it without permission.
45:26We go rogue.
45:26He's right, pal.
45:28We have to break into Russia.
45:30Good luck with all that.
45:38Well, madam, it looks like you're in charge of this mess.
45:43What's that military term for when everything goes totally to shit?
45:48I'm all right.
45:50I'm all right.
46:04I'm all right.
46:06I'm all right.
46:09So you're in charge of this mess.
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