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Rivalry Ep 4 #S
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00:00Previously on Hated Rivalry
00:30Not anything
00:31What the fuck do you want, Rosanoff?
00:33You won't even acknowledge I exist, so yeah
00:34What the fuck do you actually want from me?
00:37I need
00:39Tell me
00:41I need you
01:00The center drops it back for Rosanoff, who's all alone
01:02Rosanoff deeps
01:03He scores!
01:05Hollander on the ice for both of Rosanoff's goals tonight
01:11Having a good night?
01:14That's nice
01:14I think there's still time for a head track
01:16What should I do now or wait a second?
01:19Because I don't know, last second is more fun, but
01:25Rosanoff scores!
01:26Hollander's really going to want that last one back
01:29The Montreal captain wants this whole night back
01:39My moon, my man
01:41So changeable and
01:43Such a laughable end to me
01:47My care, my coat
01:49Leave all I know
01:51There's nowhere to go below
01:55Hot on my sleeve
01:57Not where it should be
01:59The songs I don't care
02:01Again
02:02My moon's right face
02:05Right day in the face
02:07In the calendar page again
02:09Take it slow
02:11Take it easy on me
02:14Shed some light
02:16Shed some light on me
02:18Please take it slow
02:19Take it slow
02:21Take it easy on me
02:22Shed some light
02:23Shed some light on me
02:28Shed some light on me
02:29Please take it slow
02:30All right, good baby
02:31All right, good boy
02:33All right, good boy
02:47Here we go.
02:53Yeah, yeah.
03:11For the first time in 16 years,
03:15the Montreal metros are hoisting the MLH Cup.
03:18What a feeling it must be for Captain Shane Hollander.
04:02All right, Shane, you're good? You're ready to go?
04:04Yes.
04:05Am I walking just to see the video, okay?
04:06That's great, Shane.
04:07Move your shoulder.
04:09That's great, okay?
04:10Take a look at the camera,
04:11directly to the camera.
04:12Get that morning.
04:13Give me that pulse, guys.
04:14Yeah.
04:14I'm going to keep all the high note.
04:16There's nowhere to go at all.
04:19Hot on my sleeve,
04:22not barely shaking.
04:24The songs I'd like to hear again.
04:27Take it slow.
04:29Take it easy on me.
04:31It's just a light.
04:33It's just a light on me, please.
04:35Take it slow.
04:37Take it easy on me.
04:39It's just a light on me.
04:41It's just a light on me, please.
04:45Can we call it a dynasty?
04:47Shane Hollander and the Montreal metros
04:49are your MLH champions for the second year in a row.
04:53Not since Chicago in the late 90s
04:55have we seen a team take home back-to-back cups.
04:58Back in my coat.
05:00Leave all the handle.
05:02There's nowhere to go.
05:04There's nowhere to go.
05:06Take it slow.
05:08Take it easy on me.
05:10It's just a light.
05:11It's just a light on me, please.
05:14Take it slow.
05:15Take it easy on me.
05:18It's just a light.
05:19It's just a light on me, please.
05:45I like you.
05:46What is that?
05:48He's the worst player.
05:50He's never seen you in no hand.
05:51And I can't.
06:13Sorry, Shane, can we?
06:15Yeah, sorry, we're gonna roll now.
06:16Okay, that's right, okay.
06:18Wow, that's the stuff, that's the money.
06:22I want you to go to my bed.
06:47She's what?
06:48Pregnant.
06:49Jackie's pregnant.
06:52Again?
06:53Jesus Christ, man, you gotta work on your lying.
06:56Hey, Hayden, what great news.
06:58Hayden, I'm so happy for you.
06:59No, I mean a fourth kid, that's awesome, man.
07:02Really.
07:03Holy shit, dude.
07:05Ruby, Emma, slow down!
07:07I mean, she's fucking boring, right?
07:10Fair enough.
07:11Ruby?
07:13Ruby!
07:14How do you know it's Ruby?
07:15Because she's a beast.
07:17So?
07:18So what?
07:20So what?
07:20So when are you gonna join me in this nightmare?
07:22Geez, hey, you wanna get me pregnant too?
07:24I don't think I'm ready.
07:26I think I still have some good hockey left for me.
07:27You're an asshole.
07:29Have you ever talked to that ex of yours?
07:31Was it Jennifer?
07:32Uh, Jessica.
07:32Jessica.
07:33You ever hit that?
07:34Don't say hit that.
07:36Oh, sorry, Virgin Mary.
07:38I'm not.
07:38Here.
07:39Tag, you are it.
07:41Let's go see Uncle Shane.
07:43Oh, yeah.
07:45Look, I'm just saying, man.
07:46If you ever do, you could, like, bring her around.
07:48You know?
07:48You could do couple stuff.
07:49It'd be fun.
07:50I'm not...
07:51I mean, she's...
07:52I don't see her anymore.
07:54I think she's engaged or something.
07:55Fair enough.
07:56So, um...
07:58Jackie is this friend, right?
08:00Paid.
08:01What?
08:02Dude, she's fucking hot.
08:03She teaches, like, mommy yoga or something?
08:05I don't know, maybe it's just stretching, but she's seriously fucking hot.
08:08And she's funny.
08:09Swear jar two times.
08:10Oh, fuck.
08:11Three.
08:12Okay, come on, man.
08:13Why not?
08:14Can I just show you her Insta?
08:16Fine.
08:16Yes.
08:17Jackie will be happy.
08:19We both have to make your wife happy now?
08:20Yeah, damn right we do.
08:21If you want her to keep making your gross food and keeping my house stocked with ginger ale.
08:25Oh, Jesus Christ.
08:26Ruby, you're gonna kill her.
08:31Tell your dad to leave me alone.
08:33Um...
08:35Um, excuse me.
08:36Are you Shane Hollander?
08:39Yeah.
08:39Oh, my God.
08:41Can we get a picture with you?
08:42Um, I kinda have my hands full for the moment.
08:46Um, could you hold his baby for him, please, so we can get a picture?
08:53Hold his baby.
08:55I'm sorry, buddy.
08:57Hey, first of all, it's my fucking baby.
08:59Four times.
08:59And second...
09:00Oh, wait, do I have other kids?
09:02Oh!
09:03You were the worst one!
09:05You can't say stuff like that to her.
09:06It's true.
09:07And second, they didn't even fucking recognize me.
09:09Ding, ding, ding.
09:09We've hit five times.
09:10That's what I'm supposed to text Jackie.
09:12Oh, come on.
09:12Daddy!
09:13Narc!
09:14Narc, Narc!
09:15Narc!
09:16I'm getting upset to me.
09:17Way too late.
09:20But this is Shane Hollander's Fortress of Solitude.
09:24Here in Eastern Quebec is a house he had built on a private lake.
09:28It's my favorite place on earth.
09:30And my parents' cottage, the one I grew up spending my summers at, is ten minutes away.
09:33I'm ready.
09:34I'm ready.
09:35Well, maybe you decided to stay here, to see?
09:38And no matter what.
09:40Sorry.
09:41It's a mess.
09:42It's a mess.
09:43It's a mess.
09:47It's a mess.
09:49It's a mess.
09:55You're right.
09:59You're right.
10:00You're right.
10:01You're right.
10:02You're right.
10:03No.
10:05You're right.
10:05You're right.
10:06So, anything serious?
10:07No.
10:11Even not with Jane?
10:15What?
10:16You've already been a couple of years.
10:18I thought, maybe it's something serious or something like that.
10:25No serious.
10:27No serious.
10:28No serious.
10:30No serious.
10:30No serious.
10:32Sasha will say hello to me.
10:44I'm heading out for a bit.
10:46Cool.
10:48To meet a friend.
10:50Nice.
10:51I'll be back later.
10:53I won't wait up.
10:54What?
10:55It's not like that.
10:57It's just a friend.
11:00So, Lily's just a buddy?
11:02What?
11:03Chill out, man.
11:04I know you text some girl named Lily.
11:06I don't.
11:06Okay.
11:07Go get laid, weirdo.
11:10Or don't.
11:11I don't care.
11:12Actually, I hope you do.
11:13You always play better after.
11:14Go fuck yourself.
11:15Oh, I plan to.
11:16Probably more than once.
11:17Love a hotel room.
11:18Gross.
11:19Bye.
11:20Oh, yeah.
11:25Oh, yeah.
11:49Take my shoes off.
11:49No, you're drinking.
11:56Wow.
11:58Wow.
12:00This place is great.
12:02Did you get this built?
12:04Or do you know who did it?
12:06Mr. Real Estate.
12:07I...
12:08It's not what I meant.
12:09I just...
12:10You think we need to talk?
12:12No.
12:13After.
12:14Okay.
12:14I' cadaudronting you.
12:16Yeah.
12:34That was a good thing.
12:35Oh, no.
12:43I can't see it.
12:44Maybe I'm talking about it
13:00I should go.
13:06Or you could stay.
13:09Stay.
13:12Yours tonight?
13:15I'm not done with you.
13:18And we have afternoon game tomorrow, so no morning practice.
13:22I told Hayden.
13:24Is it your mother?
13:26No.
13:28No, he's not.
13:29Fuck off.
13:31Who cares what you told Hayden?
13:41Stay.
13:44Okay.
13:47Okay?
13:49Okay.
14:10I'm hungry.
14:12For what?
14:13For food, partner.
14:15Come on.
14:15Hey.
14:30You like tuna melt?
14:33You want to make me tuna melts?
14:36I was going to make one for me.
14:37I can make two.
14:40You head to Florida after this, right?
14:43Yeah, right after the game.
14:44Tampa, then sunrise.
14:46Then we go to Dallas and St. Louis.
14:47Ah, all the hot spots.
14:52Ginger oil cold enough?
14:54Yeah.
14:55It's great.
14:56Good.
14:58Food will be ready soon.
15:03Jesus Christ.
15:05You know this guy, Ryan Price?
15:07Yeah, from playing against him and not wanting to fight him.
15:10You did a season with him, right?
15:12Hmm.
15:13He is not what you would think.
15:15How so?
15:17Like, he's quiet.
15:20Doesn't talk.
15:21Keeps to himself.
15:23Not bad guy.
15:24Doesn't make friends.
15:26Well, he gets traded every season.
15:28Tough to make friends that way.
15:30Probably he wants to get traded again.
15:32Buffalo is terrible.
15:34Yeah, and their team sucks too.
15:39And people say you're not funny.
15:42They do?
15:43Yeah.
15:43They say you're boring too.
15:45Who says that?
15:46Me.
15:48What's your favorite city to play in?
15:51On the road?
15:53I like New York.
15:55Because it's New York.
15:57They fucking hate me there.
15:59They hate you everywhere.
16:00No, not Florida.
16:02It's full of Boston people.
16:05And you?
16:07I like Ottawa.
16:09Because it's my hometown.
16:11Toronto, Winnipeg.
16:12I'm happy they have a team again.
16:16What?
16:17Are those boring answers?
16:18Yes.
16:19Well, I like the hot places too.
16:23Hot like weather hot.
16:25Oh, okay.
16:26LA is hot.
16:28Hot women.
16:30Yeah, sure.
16:31I mean, there are hot women everywhere.
16:35There is a girl I like you very much.
16:38Svetlana.
16:41Oh.
16:43She's old friend from Russia.
16:45Her father was famous goaltender of Soviet team.
16:49She knows everything about hockey.
16:53Cool.
16:55And she likes you very much.
16:58Oh.
16:59That's nice.
17:05So she's like your girlfriend?
17:07No, no.
17:08Nothing like that.
17:09She's old friend.
17:12Sometimes we fuck, but...
17:14She's busy these days.
17:16You know, new business selling fancy cars.
17:19Sounds perfect for you.
17:22Yes, it's close to that.
17:24Right.
17:27But what?
17:30But it's nothing more than that.
17:32We're either of us.
17:35But it's nice to have regular women like that or not.
17:39You think she's the only woman in Boston who'd sleep with you?
17:42No.
17:43I think I will find someone else.
17:49But you know me.
17:52I'm easy, so...
17:56I don't know if that's out of you at all.
18:03No, stay, stay.
18:04I'll get it.
18:17You like them?
18:20Yeah.
18:22Girls.
18:25Oh, yeah, sure.
18:27Of course I do.
18:30I never heard about you at girls.
18:33It's private.
18:36Right, private.
18:37I keep a lot of things private.
18:39Obviously.
18:44I like girls.
18:46Yeah, no shit.
18:47But I also like you.
18:51Lucky me.
18:53Not this person.
18:54Of course.
18:56Of course not, I'm boring.
18:58But you have a good mouth.
19:12I have a good mouth.
19:15I have a good mouth.
19:18I have a good mouth.
19:20I have a good mouth.
19:20I have a good mouth.
19:23Father.
19:25Father.
19:27Where is Alexei?
19:29My brother, Alexei.
19:32Is he there with you?
19:34Over there?
19:37Polina?
19:38Polina is there?
19:40Polina, she's your wife.
19:42Father.
19:44Father.
19:45Okay.
19:46Calm down.
19:51I'll call Alexei.
19:53I'll call him.
19:56Where are you?
19:57I'll call him.
19:59He's a psycho.
20:00I'll call him.
20:02I'll call him.
20:16You're still hungry?
20:17No.
20:18No, thank you.
20:19That was great.
20:20Good.
20:25How was your father?
20:30You speak Russian now?
20:32I know the word for father.
21:12I know the word for him.
21:15I'm confused Don't invite you.
21:16I love you.
23:18Fuck.
23:19Shane.
23:24Elliot.
23:55I should...
23:57I should go.
24:00I should go.
24:03I should go.
24:04I should stay.
24:04Stay.
24:06I can't.
24:07Team meeting in the morning that I forgot.
24:09So...
24:10Okay.
24:12You forgot team meeting.
24:14Thank you for the tuna melt.
24:16Mm-hmm.
24:18Um...
24:20Uh...
24:22I'm sorry.
24:24Just...
24:25I can't...
24:29Uh...
24:30I can't...
24:34I can't do this.
24:39I can't do this.
24:41I can't do this.
24:43I can't do this.
24:55I can't do this.
25:07It's...
25:07Too Tennessee, I think.
25:09Does that mean too white?
25:13I thought you liked your deal with Rolex.
25:15I do.
25:16Well, you certainly love the money and they're great seats.
25:18I mean, they're next to a prince or...
25:20No, actually, a Swedish princess.
25:23I don't think I should skip training.
25:25Well, meeting a Swedish princess could be fun, right?
25:28I don't have time for that right now, Mom.
25:30All my time is scheduled.
25:31No, I just meant...
25:32I get, like, two weeks off a year.
25:33I don't want to spend it next to someone I don't know.
25:36Trying to make conversation about what?
25:37Swedish politics?
25:39Okay.
25:40Can I get anyone a drink?
25:42We'll take this Chablis, please.
25:43Three glasses?
25:45Uh, uh, ginger ale, please.
25:46Oh, we don't have that.
25:47Sparkling water?
25:49Sure, thank you.
25:51I'm sure you could have a glass of wine if that's what you want.
25:54No, I can't.
25:55Not during the season.
25:59Shane.
26:01Yeah?
26:02Is everything all right?
26:04Why, because I don't want wine?
26:06Well, you just seem tense.
26:08I'm fine.
26:11Well, I think a little trip to London next summer for Wimbledon,
26:15just the three of us, would be fun.
26:17And I think you should think about it.
26:19You could make a week of it.
26:21Go to a play, see Big Ben.
26:23You loved it when you were a kid.
26:25You guys should go.
26:26You'd have a great time.
26:27You're the tennis fan, Dad.
26:29They're not gonna send us the tickets, honey.
26:31It's you they want.
26:32We're just the parents.
26:34You're the main attraction.
26:35Well, then I'll just lie, tell them I'm coming.
26:38They won't kick you out, and you can just tell them I'm sick or something.
26:41Honey, I don't want you to lie.
26:44That's not who you are.
26:49Sorry, I'm in a weird mood.
26:52It's okay.
26:54Anything you want to talk about?
26:58Let's think about London.
27:00Maybe it could be fun.
27:00I'm just gonna use the washroom.
27:06Swedish princess?
27:08I don't know.
27:20Hey, man.
27:21Hollander, what the fuck are you doing right now?
27:25I was about to, um...
27:26Bullshit.
27:27Get your ass to the Milan, baby.
27:28My buddy, Francois, the chef.
27:30You remember him?
27:31Oh, yeah.
27:32He's having an after-hours thing at his restaurant, and get this.
27:35JJ.
27:36The cast of the X-Squad movie they're filming in town is here.
27:40All of them?
27:41I don't fucking know.
27:43Get down here.
27:44You remember the restaurant, right?
27:45Le Tambou?
27:46I don't know.
27:52Yes, you bitch.
27:56Good to see you.
27:58Okay, guys.
27:59This one never leaves this fucking house.
28:02Tonight is our meat lock.
28:07Uh, do you have any ginger ale?
28:10I mean, I do, but...
28:12Actually, just a beer, please.
28:14Whatever you have on tap.
28:15Shane Hollander.
28:16Whatever he wants here.
28:25You keep it, then.
28:28It's an honor.
28:35Cool crowd, huh?
28:36Shane?
28:37Bunch of famous actors are here tonight.
28:39Rose Landry's here, man.
28:41She is?
28:41Yeah.
28:42I might be needing another one of these.
28:44Mexicans all day, man.
28:46Yes.
28:47Yeah.
28:47Yes.
28:48Yes.
28:49Yes.
28:50We got an end call in the band scene.
28:54We got an end call in the band.
28:54Come on.
28:54What the house is here?
28:57Oh, yeah.
28:59Is it a film?
28:59Oh, yeah.
29:02That's where our picture's nice, man.
29:08How many people 작업ers, maybe?
29:09Oh, yeah, yes.
29:10Yeah.
29:10Uh, uh, uh, I 뭐 got a job.
29:10Uh, uh, uh, she's a r Keith Mc ease.
29:15Are you here to help me finish these fries?
29:20The chef gave them to me, and they're really good.
29:23I'm not going to fit in my costume if I eat them all.
29:28Oh, Jesus Christ, these are so good.
29:33I'm Rose, by the way.
29:34I'm Shane.
29:35Wow, I'm a big fan.
29:39Would you be surprised to know that I'm a fan of yours?
29:42Really?
29:43I'm a Michigan girl with three brothers.
29:48I'm a fry, Shane Hollander.
29:50Detroit's not going to go easy on you tomorrow night.
30:05I was eight, and I played this girl who gets kidnapped and held for ransom.
30:10Oh, wow.
30:10My Bill Paxton.
30:12That is terrible.
30:14He was actually pretty nice to me.
30:16And it was good practice.
30:18Getting kidnapped?
30:20I've been kidnapped in no less than four movies, including the one I'm getting right now.
30:26Fuck, you...
30:28You didn't hear that.
30:29No, they literally have me murdered if they find out I told you.
30:32My lips are seared.
30:37Okay.
30:38Your turn.
30:40Well, I've never been kidnapped.
30:42I mean, there have been threats.
30:43No, not what I meant.
30:46Shane Hollander.
30:48Eight years old.
30:49Paint me a picture.
30:56Well, I'm definitely on the ice somewhere.
31:00The scouting and crazy stuff can start for another couple years, so I'm probably just having fun.
31:07Did it stop being fun?
31:10No.
31:12Well, I mean, kind of.
31:14I love it, but it got more intense, so I guess I kind of got more intense, too, if that
31:20makes sense.
31:21Yeah, it does.
31:25And I bet that being the only Asian kid didn't make it less intense.
31:31I wasn't the only one.
31:33There was one other.
31:36He hated me, though.
31:38I have a Western last name, so it's like the other kids kind of forgot to make fun of me.
31:44And I bet you're pretty fucking good, too, right?
31:48I was all right.
31:49Hmm.
31:53John tapped out at NCAA.
31:56But he still made it to the Frozen Forum at Princeton.
31:59That's amazing.
31:59He's an agent now, naturally.
32:03And Peter's in the AHL.
32:05I'm drafted, but hey.
32:07Still not nothing.
32:08Not nothing indeed.
32:12So, this isn't your first time in Montreal, though, right?
32:17Uh, no.
32:18I was here a few years ago shooting this horrible FBI movie.
32:22Underdark?
32:23Kidnapped?
32:24Come on.
32:25No.
32:26I fly a lot.
32:27I watch a lot of movies.
32:28No, that movie is so bad.
32:29It's not great.
32:30No, it's horrible.
32:31You're really good at it.
32:32I'm so bad at it.
32:33No, you're good.
32:34Well, I'm barely in it.
32:36I was here for a week, and it was the summer.
32:39Kind of different into winter, though, right?
32:41Michigan, remember?
32:42Your winter doesn't scare me.
32:52So, um, are you going to be in town a little while this time?
32:59I don't want you to go, get you my love, take you inside to show you I'm real, I'm real.
33:08Hey, block it FM, baby, I want to be dancing with you.
33:13Push it FM, baby, you gotta let me go, I will be taking you.
33:18Underdark, underdark, underdark, that's a collier, underdark, say underdark, yeah, fight.
33:30Roz, Roz, you gotta see this.
33:32You're gonna shit, man.
33:35So, mm-hmm.
33:39No.
33:40I know, right?
33:41She's like a huge fucking movie star.
33:42How the fuck did you even meet her during the season?
33:44She's shooting a film in Montreal.
33:45How the fuck do you know that?
33:46It says it right there.
33:48The two met at a mutual friend's party, according to unnamed sources.
33:51I've never seen Rose this happy.
33:52The source goes on to say, I'd be fucking happy if I was banging Rose fucking Landry.
34:17And there's Rose Landry wearing a Shane Hollander jersey.
34:21That's going to upset some Detroit fans.
34:34Ah, seems to be getting a reaction out of the Metro's bench.
34:44No confirmation yet from Rose Landry's camp, but the star seems quite happy to let tongues
34:49wag about her new love, as long as he doesn't spoil anything about the highly anticipated
34:54X-Squad sequel.
34:55Well, these stars and athletes seem to have a hard time resisting each other these days,
34:59don't they?
35:00Well, it's hard to blame either one.
35:01They are definitely one hot couple.
35:03They are five.
35:04Hey, I was watching that.
35:06Here.
35:08Oh, that!
35:10It was.
35:11Oh, fuck.
35:13I stuck my toe.
35:16Okay, man.
35:19Still jockeying for the top spot in the Atlantic Division and the Eastern Conference at large,
35:25Shane Hollander and the Montreal Metros will look to put some distance tonight between themselves
35:29and their arch-rivals, the Boston Raiders, but we'll see what Ilya Rosanoff has to say about that.
35:35All right.
35:37Let's go.
35:44Let's go.
35:48Let's go.
35:58Yeah.
36:00Yeah.เอne!
36:28Go get him, buddy.
36:29No rust.
36:32In a listless effort, the visiting Boston Raiders managed four shots on goal in the
36:37third period.
36:38If you can call 1-0 a victory, and I guess Montreal will take what they can get tonight,
36:43but where on the ice was Shane Hollander?
36:46Where was Ilya Rosanoff?
36:56Fuck this shit.
36:59I need to get laid.
37:00Let's go out.
37:01Where?
37:02We're in Montreal.
37:04We find the fucking club.
37:06Tell people!
37:08I'm on it.
37:09I'm on it.
37:37Oh, Jesus.
37:39So it wasn't no one I need a beer I bet you do did you watch the game too?
37:46Yeah, I watched a few clips on Rose's phone, but it was a sweaty blood
37:50Miles don't be terrible. I have no problem watching sweaters
37:55Okay, I want to dance. I don't know I'm beat man. Come on. I never get to do that is
38:00a lie
38:01Hey, I want to dance with Shane. No, that makes two of us. Miles get a champagne
38:15Sorry about that. Can I have one more please?
38:51I'm all mixed up feeling cornered and rushed. They say it's my fault, but I want it so much
38:56When I flare away, by the summer rain, coming over my face, worship way of the shame
39:02When I stop and say don't worry in me, cause I'm feeling for her, what she's feeling for me
39:07I can try to pretend, I can try to forget, but it's driving me man, going out of my head
39:13All this said, runnin' through my head, runnin' through my hand
39:18All this said, runnin' through my head
39:22Hit her in me
39:50I gotta go to the bathroom.
40:24I gotta go to the bathroom.
40:50I gotta go to the bathroom.
40:55I gotta go to the bathroom.
41:50I gotta go to the bathroom.
41:52I gotta go to the bathroom.
41:52I gotta go to the bathroom.
42:34I gotta go to the bathroom.
42:58I gotta go to the bathroom.
43:14I gotta go to the bathroom.
43:20I gotta go to the bathroom.
43:22I gotta go to the bathroom.
43:22I gotta go to the bathroom.
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