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00:00:00You
00:00:06Everybody says things get better after graduation, but 20 years later, I'm still the punchline
00:00:17This is me
00:00:20How's really ruining my house?
00:00:29Yeah
00:00:30Mia is there a reason you're
00:00:32Wallowing on the floor like a little piggy instead of working no
00:00:37Sorry, Jessica, but actually I have this new idea for a gene editing platform that I think okay
00:00:42Yeah, just save it Brainiac you can put my name on it and cut the check now
00:00:45Just clean this up or I will find myself another assistant
00:00:50C-c-c-kay
00:00:54I still run this school podcast
00:00:57Stop fucking embarrassing me
00:00:59Ladies and gents, please join me for a special announcement from the class of 2006's prom king and queen
00:01:07Connor Oliver and Jessica Hart
00:01:18You okay?
00:01:19Am I okay?
00:01:20My forever crush just walked in looking like a Disney prince and I'm pretty sure I just forgot my own
00:01:25name
00:01:25But details
00:01:27Yeah, I'm super good
00:01:32You seem really amazing
00:01:34Look who's talking
00:01:35Well, I was surprised that you were here
00:01:39You're such a big shot in the city
00:01:41I'm actually I came here for someone very special
00:01:47I came back for you
00:01:48Mia, um
00:01:50Can I talk to you later?
00:01:52It's been 20 years, but this is a sign to stop being a wimp and finally tell him how I
00:01:57feel
00:01:57Absolutely
00:01:59Actually, I want to
00:02:00Come on, come
00:02:01Everyone is waiting for us to start the show
00:02:05So let's give them one
00:02:20Jessica, what the hell?
00:02:22Mia!
00:02:23Come here, come back
00:02:25Hey, it's okay
00:02:26You're gonna be all right, just hold on
00:02:28I wish I could go back
00:02:30What do you mean, go back where?
00:02:31Then I could tell you
00:02:33How much
00:02:34How much you what?
00:02:35Hey, Mia, Mia, stay with me, okay?
00:02:37Mia, look at me
00:02:38What did you want to tell me?
00:02:44Am I dead?
00:02:50Or did my wish come true?
00:02:52Did I really get a second chance?
00:02:57Holy bananas
00:02:58No more front lines
00:02:59I look 18 again
00:03:02Which means
00:03:04Look, the freak show lives
00:03:07Rise and shine, Mia
00:03:08I've got a mountain of my homework for you too
00:03:13Those clothes
00:03:16Those highlights
00:03:17A Tamagotchi?
00:03:20I went back to 2006?
00:03:27When else would it be reject calendar much?
00:03:32Miss Thompson, may I be excused?
00:03:34I think I'm hallucinating
00:03:36Mimi, you've got to stop getting high before class like the other losers
00:03:49Nothing's changed
00:03:50Everyone still sees me as a loser
00:03:52And nobody
00:03:53The girl who can't fight back
00:03:55But that's the thing about second chances
00:03:58You can always flip the script
00:04:00High school bucket list item number one
00:04:02Never put up with bullying again
00:04:08Miss Thompson, Mia's trying to kill
00:04:10Mia, you are a warning away from going to the principal's office
00:04:16Why? For stopping Jessica and the other jocks from bullying the other students?
00:04:20They do this every day
00:04:29Don't be silly
00:04:31Jessica's the founder's daughter and a model student
00:04:35She would never worry anyone
00:04:38She just
00:04:39Sit down and finish your lab before I fail you
00:04:49Mia joined Jessica's group and I expect a perfect report when I get back
00:04:59Okay, so we just start by combining the aluminum with a hydrochloric acid
00:05:09What can I say?
00:05:12Snitches get stitches, you little lab rat
00:05:16What a shame what happened to your shirt
00:05:19Let's clean you up
00:05:21That's acid
00:05:21Don't
00:05:22I know, Mia, but this is science class
00:05:25And I want to try this experiment on you
00:05:37Oh, these are so funny in my space
00:05:39Mia, do you want me to tag your boobs as dirty danglers or no man's land?
00:05:52Wow, Mia, you look like you're in trouble
00:06:02So are you gonna put her in her place or should I?
00:06:05High school bucket list item number two
00:06:07Be the kind of girl who gets your crush's attention
00:06:12Concon, please tell me you are not siding with this garbage disposal
00:06:17Don't
00:06:18Don't call me that
00:06:19Or what?
00:06:20Little miss stutter
00:06:23This time
00:06:23No more shrinking
00:06:25You do that again?
00:06:26I'll stop helping you pass 12th grade
00:06:29What will Principal Davis think if he knew I took your SATs?
00:06:34I don't know what you're talking about
00:06:36You're cheating your way into college
00:06:37And if you keep pushing me, I'll ensure you don't get in
00:06:42Shame what happened to your shirt
00:06:44Imagine what I could do to your face
00:06:50Let's see what this does to yours
00:07:00Mia, put the bottle down
00:07:06High school bucket list item number three
00:07:08Teach your least favorite teacher a lesson
00:07:11Sorry, Miss Thompson
00:07:12Freak science accident
00:07:14Blame chemistry
00:07:18Damn, Mia
00:07:20Wasn't expecting that
00:07:21Little fight looks good on you
00:07:24Use your words
00:07:25Don't get lost in that smile
00:07:27Just say something
00:07:29It's probably the stupidest thing I've ever done
00:07:31No
00:07:33You look good kicking ass
00:07:35I like this new you
00:07:37I like the new me too
00:07:39Goodbye shy girl
00:07:40Hello high school 2.0
00:07:44You think you're hot
00:07:46shit just because everybody's cheering
00:07:49What's next Mia?
00:07:50Running for prom queen
00:07:52Stop stop
00:07:53You know what?
00:07:55Maybe I will
00:07:56Literally no one knows you
00:07:58And you want to run against me?
00:08:01Anyone can wear a crown
00:08:03Not people like you
00:08:06Need a reminder?
00:08:09Nikki Sharpie
00:08:11Now
00:08:13If you tell everyone you're not running for prom queen
00:08:16I will not make your life a living hell
00:08:17Feel
00:08:22Everyone I'd like to make an announcement
00:08:27High school bucket list item number four
00:08:29Be brave even when it scares you
00:08:31I'm officially running against Jessica for prom queen
00:08:38Mia Mamacita Watkins did I just hear you make the greatest announcement ever?
00:08:43Chris and Kay were my only real friends
00:08:45We love Stacia after high school
00:08:47I'm not losing them again
00:08:49I did
00:08:51I'm so glad you guys are here
00:08:53I just miss you so much and I love you
00:08:56Come here
00:08:58It's been like 10 minutes but we love you too
00:09:01And since we love you let's get you right
00:09:09Great more maggots have arrived
00:09:12Besides the Mia honestly who else is going to vote for you
00:09:17The misfits
00:09:18The outcasts
00:09:19Anyone who doesn't fit into your plastic definition of prefect
00:09:24To the queen
00:09:25Let's annihilate this biatch
00:09:27Shut it wannabe lance
00:09:29Choke and die slutty spears
00:09:32Well since we're doing this
00:09:34Raise your hand if you want to vote for me
00:09:41Okay and uh raise your hand if you want to vote for Mia
00:09:52Connor what the hell did you just give her was that your number?
00:09:56My vote
00:10:00Please may I not be hallucinating
00:10:03Con Con you already got the vote for prom king this year
00:10:08We have to do this together
00:10:10Everyone thinks we're Fairfield High's Brangelina
00:10:13Except for me
00:10:15I don't want to date you Jessica
00:10:18Everyone wants to date me
00:10:20I'm head cheerleader
00:10:22You're the basketball captain
00:10:24Even our parents want us together
00:10:26It's destiny
00:10:28May the best girl win
00:10:30Ah Mr. Oliver
00:10:32Fail again you won't be able to go to prom or play in the basketball finals
00:10:37Understood?
00:10:39Got it
00:10:42Where do you think you're going?
00:10:44We have a pop quiz on
00:10:45Theory of relativity
00:10:47The answers are A, C, C, B
00:10:52I'll come back for my A later
00:10:54You're not going anywhere until you take this test
00:10:56High school bucket list item number five
00:10:58Ditch class like a badass
00:11:00Check it
00:11:01If I'm wrong
00:11:02I'll go straight to the principal's office
00:11:06You wasted
00:11:08How?
00:11:10Told ya
00:11:12See you later Misty
00:11:20Hey I just wanted to thank you for
00:11:23Oh
00:11:24Oh
00:11:26Um
00:11:32I'm sorry I didn't mean to
00:11:35I'll get off you now
00:11:37Uh you good?
00:11:39Yeah
00:11:41Sorry your necklace
00:11:42Oh no don't worry about it
00:11:43It's been in my family for years
00:11:45It's like indestructible
00:11:46Oh it's pretty
00:11:47Thanks
00:11:48My mom thinks that it has magical powers
00:11:52She's nuts
00:11:55You know I
00:11:56I'm going to polish it up and give it to a girl I like
00:11:58Wow
00:11:59Jess is really lucky to have someone so thoughtful
00:12:02Jess?
00:12:03Why would I give it to Jess?
00:12:05Well because you two are a thing
00:12:07You're like the school's uh Kylie and Chalamet
00:12:11I like who?
00:12:12Uh nothing no
00:12:13It's just you two were like junior prom king and queen last year so I thought
00:12:18She doesn't deserve to be prom queen
00:12:20You do
00:12:21I see her constantly bullying everybody and she gets rewarded for it
00:12:25That's why you won my vote
00:12:28I thought you liked her
00:12:33To be honest with you Mia
00:12:37There's only one girl that I've ever really liked
00:12:40And it's not Jess
00:12:43Then who?
00:12:46Yeah the girl that I've always really liked
00:12:50Is
00:12:52Oh my god Mia are you okay?
00:12:54I'm sorry
00:12:54Oh fuck
00:12:55No yeah I'm fine I'm great
00:12:56What were you saying about the who you like?
00:12:58Oh she's out of my league
00:13:00She's
00:13:01Oh god
00:13:02It's okay yeah I'm fine
00:13:04Yeah the girl that I've always really liked is out of my league and she's beautiful and smart
00:13:11And she probably doesn't want to go out with a dumb child like me
00:13:16You're not dumb Connor
00:13:19She's the stupid one if she turns you down
00:13:22Well I've actually got a plan to win her over so
00:13:27Cool
00:13:27Cool
00:13:27Um but I'm not going to ask her out until I get my grades up
00:13:31High school bucket list item number six
00:13:34Pretend you're not heartbroken that you're crushed like someone else
00:13:37What did you have in mind?
00:13:39Well if you could help me ace this test I will help you win the crown
00:13:46Make you prom queen
00:13:49What do you think?
00:13:58Everyone vote me for senior prom queen keep freaks out of our last dance ever
00:14:07Vote for Jessica if you support basic bitch narcissism
00:14:10Dr. Jessica
00:14:14If I don't take her on now we'll spend the next two decades paying for
00:14:22Oh perfect just the people I wanted to see you are just in time for my
00:14:27campaign kickoff
00:14:28Everyone I would like to announce the first prom election challenge
00:14:35Oh man
00:14:36Here goes nothing
00:14:38Connor will join too since um everyone already wants him to be prom king
00:14:43What's this challenge?
00:14:44A chemistry test
00:14:46Well
00:14:47Great chemistry is my favorite subject
00:14:50Sexual chemistry
00:14:53Sexual what?
00:14:54The rules are simple Mia and I will test our chemistry with Connor and you will vote for who brings
00:15:01the fire
00:15:02You down?
00:15:06Mia you don't have to do this if you don't want to
00:15:16No more applause Jess already has the clap
00:15:19Bite me me Paz your little friend lost Connor's mine okay
00:15:24This is the reunion all over again I'm not letting her win this time
00:15:28What the hell was that?
00:15:30Me winning
00:15:31Can't wait to have you back King
00:15:33Concon and I are a tough act to follow but uh
00:15:36Show us best freak
00:15:39Are you sure you want to do this?
00:15:40Did your man Mia?
00:15:42Shut the fuck up Chris
00:15:44You don't have to put on a show for them or anybody
00:15:47You bet the most action she ever gets is from a pillow
00:15:50You bet the most action you've ever gotten is from your stepbrother
00:15:53Oops was that a secret?
00:15:54I'm not doing this for them it's for me
00:15:58Just follow my lead
00:16:00High school bucket list item number set
00:16:02Make the first move
00:16:04No you follow my lead
00:16:09You follow my lead
00:16:27So you guys who did it better Mia Mia Mia Mia Mia Mia
00:16:36Oh damn yeah we definitely have to do that again
00:16:40How dare you make out with that scum sucking social climate science fair slut
00:16:46I will destroy her life and I will win prom queen
00:16:50Not if I can help it
00:16:51The whole town wants us together
00:16:54Don't you want to leave high school a legend?
00:17:02Mia your prince is waiting
00:17:05Has Fairfield's rumored player finally found his wifey to be
00:17:08Stop drooling go over there
00:17:10Or you can use your mouth another creative way
00:17:18Mia we really need to talk
00:17:22About that kiss
00:17:25Where'd you learn how to do that?
00:17:27College
00:17:28Science majors are sluttier than you think
00:17:30Uh you hook up with college guys?
00:17:32No
00:17:34But I will one day
00:17:37My magic eight ball said so
00:17:39So you can predict the future?
00:17:41Actually I'm from the future
00:17:44Right
00:17:44Right
00:17:45It's my secret superpower so
00:17:47Oh well I hope that there's another run for us in our future
00:17:52Somewhere
00:17:53Where there's less interruptions
00:17:56Connor
00:17:57I don't really kiss people unless I'm dating them
00:18:00And it's not like you want to date me
00:18:03Actually about that
00:18:04Well let's just focus on beating Jeffs and we can talk about all the kiss stuff later
00:18:10Yeah
00:18:11Connor might be my forever crush
00:18:13But he's also a forever playboy
00:18:15At least that's what the rumors say
00:18:18Fine
00:18:20Yeah look
00:18:21For your information the next best opportunity to get votes is going to be at tomorrow's bake-off
00:18:28So we could team up
00:18:32Wait
00:18:33Do you really think I could beat Miss Popular?
00:18:38You can run this school if you want to team me up
00:18:41You're royalty and you don't even know it
00:18:46Out of the way cooking class champions coming through
00:18:50Wait
00:18:52You're not seriously thinking about answering
00:18:54If you do
00:18:56I will embarrass you so bad
00:18:58You will wish you were dead
00:19:02Still want to do this?
00:19:04Why not?
00:19:06Baking is just chemistry
00:19:08Let the best baker win
00:19:11Ew
00:19:12And I think we all know who's gonna win
00:19:17Girls
00:19:18Should we give her a little chef's makeover before we go?
00:19:23What are you talking about?
00:19:25You don't look the part yet, Mia
00:19:26Let us help you out
00:19:38Later loser
00:19:42Let me guess
00:19:43Just a bitch straights again
00:19:45Well I hope her baked goods burn in hell
00:19:47You want me to go cursor?
00:19:49Thanks for the thought, Kate
00:19:50I don't want to beat her fair and square
00:19:52I'm never gonna have to give you an edge
00:19:54Something that gives you hot points and baking points
00:19:59Meet me at school bright and early tomorrow
00:20:00Why?
00:20:02Because I'm gonna turn you into a sexy, nerdy, baking queen
00:20:09Mia, where are you?
00:20:11Where's your baking buddy?
00:20:13Come on
00:20:14Did she chicken out last night?
00:20:19Father
00:20:21May I present to you your future girlfriend?
00:20:24I mean
00:20:26This year's Bake Off HBIC
00:20:29Mia Watkins
00:20:32Mia, you look
00:20:34Like a fucking try-hard
00:20:35Overdressed much?
00:20:37Come on girls, we have a contest to win
00:20:39Like I was saying
00:20:41You look gorgeous
00:20:42High school bucket list item number eight
00:20:44Flirt like a hot girl
00:20:46Look who's talking
00:20:47Chef, ready to win?
00:20:50Stop putting on a show
00:20:52This event is supposed to be about me
00:20:54Who the hell do you think you are, Mia?
00:20:57Call me queen
00:21:01Because I'm coming for your throne
00:21:05Boo
00:21:12Shut up or die
00:21:16All right
00:21:18Contestants, we're about to begin
00:21:19To your tables, please
00:21:20Uh, do you have any idea what we're doing here?
00:21:23Oh yeah, we're just gonna make liquid nitrogen ice cream
00:21:25With some molecular gastronomy topping
00:21:27It's really easy
00:21:28What?
00:21:30It's science meets sweets
00:21:31Come on
00:21:33All right contestants
00:21:35The Bake Off begins
00:21:36Now
00:21:38Okay
00:21:39And we'll just make this a little bit
00:21:43Like this
00:21:44Like that
00:21:51And then
00:21:53This
00:21:53On your nose
00:21:55That's too much
00:21:56That's too much
00:22:04No more
00:22:05No
00:22:10Cool trick
00:22:12Bill Nye the science nerd
00:22:14Hope it's earthquake proof
00:22:22Oops
00:22:25Oops
00:22:26Foot slipped
00:22:27Sorry not
00:22:28Sorry not sorry
00:22:29Oops
00:22:30Oops
00:22:31Sorry
00:22:32My hand slipped
00:22:36Oh she's awful
00:22:39If you do that again Miss Watkins
00:22:42You will be disqualified
00:22:43She just kicked our table
00:22:44I did not see Jessica do anything wrong
00:22:47Get back to work
00:22:49It's fine
00:22:50It's fine
00:22:56It's fine
00:22:58And
00:23:00Time
00:23:03The winning team's votes also count toward their prom queen's campaign
00:23:08Jessica you're up
00:23:09It is a model
00:23:12Of my mansion
00:23:14And anyone who votes for me can come to all my parties for the rest of the year
00:23:18This is our dessert
00:23:22It may look simple
00:23:24But
00:23:25It's got a little magic to it
00:23:50The winner of this year's senior bake-off is
00:23:56The winner of this year's senior bake-off is
00:24:02Mia Watkins
00:24:03The winner of this year's senior bake-off is
00:24:12Mia Watkins
00:24:14Mia the 2006 golden bake-off trophy belongs to you and Connor
00:24:21The winner of this year
00:24:22That's amazing
00:24:24We did it
00:24:26I can't believe it
00:24:28Oh that's my queen
00:24:29That's my best friend
00:24:31We love her
00:24:31Best day of my life
00:24:34I knew you could do that
00:24:38No
00:24:40Connor and that trophy are mine
00:24:46Not anymore
00:24:50I'm so gonna regret that loser
00:24:53I'm sorry
00:24:55High school bucket list item number nine
00:24:58Start a riot
00:25:00Make it epic
00:25:03Food fight
00:25:07Food fight
00:25:09Popular kids versus
00:25:11No stop it
00:25:12Stop it
00:25:19Stop
00:25:20Stop
00:25:27Team Jessica
00:25:28Team Mia get over here right now
00:25:32Principal Davis
00:25:34Before you say anything
00:25:36Mia started it
00:25:38Thank you for your honesty
00:25:39Jessica
00:25:41You and your friends can go
00:25:42What?
00:25:44No she's lying
00:25:45I would drop that attitude Miss Watkins
00:25:48You know what?
00:25:49No
00:25:51I like having an attitude
00:25:53I lived for years without one
00:25:55And now it's here to stay
00:25:58One more bad word
00:26:00One more thing that you do wrong and you are suspended
00:26:04Fine
00:26:05I'll stop having an attitude when you stop
00:26:09Letting Jessica's dad bribe you
00:26:12Oh sorry
00:26:13No one knows about that yet
00:26:15Both of you pack your bags
00:26:19Wait are we suspended?
00:26:21I can't get suspended
00:26:22My dad's gonna fly back from his business trip and get me killed
00:26:24No no no
00:26:25I'm giving you a vacation day
00:26:27You're both free to go
00:26:29For real?
00:26:30Of course
00:26:31You're both free to go
00:26:32And if uh
00:26:33You ever need anything
00:26:34Feel free to come by my office
00:26:35The door's always open
00:26:36How much money did her dad give you?
00:26:39Uh
00:26:40One hundred and forty seven thousand
00:26:41Three hundred and forty seven dollars
00:26:43And
00:26:44You be quiet
00:26:45You demon child
00:26:47I'll take a thought
00:26:48Why don't you um
00:26:49Help me clean up here
00:26:50My star students
00:26:53Thank you
00:26:55What the fuck was that?
00:26:58Whoa
00:26:59Did you see the look on his face?
00:27:01Yeah he was freaking out
00:27:03How did you know all that stuff though?
00:27:05Well I told you I can see the future so
00:27:08Right
00:27:09It's no big deal
00:27:10Yeah
00:27:12So tell me
00:27:14What do you see in our future tonight?
00:27:17Well I have to study for the science test
00:27:19Oh yeah
00:27:21What's it on again?
00:27:22Uh anatomy
00:27:22It's the study of the
00:27:24Human body
00:27:26Yeah
00:27:27Yeah
00:27:28You want to do it at my place?
00:27:30My parents aren't home
00:27:31Your place?
00:27:33Let go
00:27:36Like us
00:27:37Together
00:27:38You're alone?
00:27:39Yeah
00:27:41Let's go professor
00:27:42I promise to be a good boy
00:27:46Okay
00:27:46Freddie
00:27:49Like us
00:27:54Ken
00:27:58You're almost
00:28:09You're welcome
00:28:15Take me
00:28:58Yeah, Mia, Mia, were you moaning at my questions?
00:29:03I'm not that dumb.
00:29:04No, no.
00:29:05I was asking about question number four, um, rectus abdominis.
00:29:09What is it?
00:29:12Get up.
00:29:13I'm going to show you and then I'm going to quiz you.
00:29:18All right, please me.
00:29:20Okay.
00:29:24Can I?
00:29:25All right.
00:29:26Yeah.
00:29:27Okay.
00:29:33Picep racchi.
00:29:38Picep racchii.
00:29:40Pectalis major.
00:29:45Prectus abdominis.
00:29:47Gloria, amen.
00:29:50Is that the name?
00:29:51The name is that long.
00:29:52No, no, no.
00:29:53Do you forget about that part?
00:29:55No, it's not important.
00:29:57Stop manhandling him, Mia.
00:29:59He likes someone else.
00:30:02You know, I think that you're enjoying this little study session.
00:30:09But I think it would be way more informative if we were wearing a lot less clothes.
00:30:25The rules are simple.
00:30:27If you get a question wrong, you strip.
00:30:30Unless you just want to stick to the books.
00:30:33High school bucket list item number 10.
00:30:35Unleash your inner vixen.
00:30:37No.
00:30:39Are you ready to lose?
00:30:42Trapezibusius, where?
00:30:44Oh my.
00:30:50Um, brachialis.
00:31:01You, that's cheating.
00:31:03Don't look at that.
00:31:24You know, I thought that I was going to be the only one getting naked, but you are getting pretty
00:31:29close.
00:31:29That's because you keep asking me questions I don't know the answer to.
00:31:34I may have made up a few questions.
00:31:37Uh, to level the playing field.
00:31:40You, that's all.
00:31:42Bad girl.
00:31:45Violence is against the rules.
00:31:47So as a penalty, you might have to lose this shirt.
00:31:58Make me.
00:32:02Careful what you wish for.
00:32:06Oh my god.
00:32:08Oh no.
00:32:10What are you doing?
00:32:13You're crazy.
00:32:15You know about this shirt.
00:32:19That's for cheating.
00:32:28Connor, are you in there?
00:32:30Oh shit.
00:32:31That's my dad.
00:32:32No.
00:32:32My dad's my dad.
00:32:33No.
00:32:33No.
00:32:34Oh my god.
00:32:36Okay.
00:32:38Yeah, just a second.
00:32:40Okay.
00:32:55Oh, hey dad.
00:32:56This is Mia.
00:32:57She's my new tutor.
00:32:58Hi, Mr. Oliver.
00:32:59Tutor, huh?
00:33:01Well, Miss Thompson just called and said you failed another test.
00:33:04So much for her tutoring.
00:33:06Dad's not like that.
00:33:09Mia is unimportant.
00:33:12Weren't you and Jessica going to be an item?
00:33:15She's from a good family.
00:33:16At least waste your time with someone respectable.
00:33:18Dad.
00:33:20Mia's valedictorian and she's a way better person than Jessica ever will be.
00:33:24Girls aside.
00:33:26Fail again and you'll finish senior year in boarding school.
00:33:31You're 18.
00:33:32Connor, this is embarrassing.
00:33:34Embarrassing?
00:33:35Dad, since when do you actually even...
00:33:37You know what?
00:33:38Never mind.
00:33:38Hey, Mr. Oliver.
00:33:39I will help Connor pass.
00:33:43And I know he will go on to do amazing things.
00:33:46Oh?
00:33:47How can you be so sure?
00:33:49Just a hunch.
00:33:50Hunches don't mean shit, sweetheart.
00:33:52Connor, wait.
00:33:53Just please talk to him.
00:33:55You can fix this.
00:33:56I can't fix anything when it comes to him.
00:33:58I think it's time you leave.
00:33:59Miss valedictorian.
00:34:00I need to speak with my son.
00:34:02Alone.
00:34:05Dad, wait.
00:34:15Connor has to make up with his dad.
00:34:17Because a year after we graduate, he dies.
00:34:29Connor's barely said a word to me since that night at his dad's.
00:34:32I hope everything's okay.
00:34:34Today's test results were...
00:34:38Abysmal.
00:34:39But we did have two perfect scores.
00:34:43Stellar work, as always, Mia.
00:34:47And congratulations, Connor.
00:34:49Keep up the good work.
00:34:57Oh.
00:34:59You got it.
00:35:00Good job.
00:35:04Thank you, Mia.
00:35:08Seriously, thank you.
00:35:10I would have never been able to pass that test without you.
00:35:13Maybe now my dad will get off my back.
00:35:17Have you talked to him?
00:35:18Maybe you two could work things out.
00:35:19I know you're trying to help.
00:35:22But you don't know him like I do.
00:35:25You know?
00:35:27Can't just magically fix my own man.
00:35:29I have to try.
00:35:31Your dad's running out of time.
00:35:33That's enough dad talk.
00:35:34I have a surprise for you.
00:35:38Oh.
00:35:40Wait.
00:35:40Before you guys go,
00:35:42I just wanted to say that I am having a party at my place this weekend
00:35:45for Mia's prom queen campaign.
00:35:48So come through.
00:35:50And vote for Mia.
00:36:01Nikki, cancel your plans.
00:36:04We have a party to ruin.
00:36:07Here you go.
00:36:08We'll see you this weekend.
00:36:08Come to the party.
00:36:09Come to the party.
00:36:10Here.
00:36:12Oh shit, that's my dad.
00:36:13Come on, let's bounce before you see me.
00:36:14Wait, no.
00:36:14Just show him your test.
00:36:15He'll be thrilled.
00:36:16I'll show him another time.
00:36:17No, no, no.
00:36:17You don't have time.
00:36:18Just trust me.
00:36:20Come on.
00:36:21Connor, talk to him.
00:36:22No, no, no, no, no.
00:36:22Hey, Mr. Oliver.
00:36:25Hey, dad.
00:36:25Hi, sir.
00:36:26What are you doing here?
00:36:29I'm going out of town on work, but I wanted to see how your test went.
00:36:34If it's another F, Connor, I...
00:36:37I aced it.
00:36:44Thanks to Mia.
00:36:45No.
00:36:46No, I barely helped at all.
00:36:48It was all Connor.
00:36:48You should be so proud, Mr. Oliver.
00:36:50Pride has to be earned.
00:36:52Connor's got a long way to go.
00:36:56You see that little gremlin over there?
00:37:01I want you to seduce her before the day is out.
00:37:07Got it.
00:37:09What if I can't do it?
00:37:11Then do what you do best at parties, Luke.
00:37:14Force her.
00:37:22Hey, just the girl I wanted to see.
00:37:25Can I borrow you real quick?
00:37:26I just had a quick chemistry question.
00:37:27Luke, you haven't talked to me since you pantsed me in the eighth grade, so why are you talking
00:37:31to me now?
00:37:31Because you're super smart and sexy, and I hear that you're really good at giving private
00:37:37lessons.
00:37:38So can I get one or what?
00:37:40Don't fucking touch her.
00:37:41Enough.
00:37:42You are on thin ice as it is.
00:37:44No fights.
00:37:44Do you hear me?
00:37:46Luke, stop.
00:37:46I'm busy.
00:37:47Mia, please.
00:37:48Look, I know you helped Connor pass science.
00:37:51Can you help me?
00:37:52Come on.
00:37:53Just this once.
00:37:55Connor, listen.
00:37:57I know that I'm hard on you, but it is because I...
00:38:01Dad, I gotta go.
00:38:02I'll talk to you another time.
00:38:04Get off me.
00:38:04I know you got that party coming up.
00:38:06The invite's still open.
00:38:08I know a bunch of guys that could go.
00:38:11Come on.
00:38:12Five minutes.
00:38:18Okay.
00:38:20All right, let's go.
00:38:24Mia's ditching me for Luke?
00:38:33CopCon!
00:38:33What a surprise!
00:38:36I'm busy, Jessica.
00:38:37Doing what?
00:38:38Looking for Mia.
00:38:39I heard she and Luke are getting close.
00:38:43Oh, you know Mia.
00:38:46She would do anything to be popular.
00:38:49But you and me, we were born to be on top.
00:38:55She's going to break your heart.
00:38:56And when she does, I'll be waiting!
00:39:08I'm going to go find Connor.
00:39:09No, no, no, no, wait.
00:39:10You're not going anywhere.
00:39:12Until we talk about this party.
00:39:15We'll come if you get on your knees and beg.
00:39:18Hey!
00:39:19Get the fuck off her!
00:39:21Oh!
00:39:23Oh, shit.
00:39:24Cap's here!
00:39:25Anybody else want a trip to the ER?
00:39:28You mind if it brought us?
00:39:31Since you both go on to be rapey, frat boy, misogynists, let me teach you a lesson in science.
00:39:37Every action has an equal and opposite reaction.
00:39:45All right.
00:39:46Come on.
00:39:47I'll go to a party to get to.
00:39:50Fine.
00:39:52I'll just have to take you down myself.
00:39:55You know, for a second there, I kind of thought that you were into Luke when I saw you guys
00:40:03walking away together.
00:40:05Rit.
00:40:08Rit.
00:40:09Ew.
00:40:09You know, that walking steroid, he's not even close to my type.
00:40:14So, who is?
00:40:18You are.
00:40:23You are not going to believe who I'm into.
00:40:31It's crazy.
00:40:33What?
00:40:33It's so funny.
00:40:35Who is it?
00:40:38I'm sorry.
00:40:40Oh, my mom just got back from a fashion show in New York.
00:40:43She needs help unloading some pieces.
00:40:45You should come.
00:40:46My mom would be stoked to meet you.
00:40:48No, I can't.
00:40:50I have to change for that party.
00:40:52Just borrow one of my mom's dresses.
00:40:53High school bucket list item number 11.
00:40:56Finally find a dress that makes you feel pretty.
00:40:58She just designed this dress for some singer named Gaga lady.
00:41:03You could probably borrow that.
00:41:04If you're into that.
00:41:06She more or less.
00:41:07Yeah.
00:41:09Or if not.
00:41:10I mean, if you're into it.
00:41:13Really?
00:41:15Uh, yeah.
00:41:17I mean, our proton's positive.
00:41:19Right?
00:41:20Get it?
00:41:21Oh, yeah.
00:41:22Cool.
00:41:23Go away the way.
00:41:23Okay.
00:41:24Yeah, let's go.
00:41:26Okay.
00:41:27Should I ask Mia out tonight?
00:41:31Come on.
00:41:32I need an answer.
00:41:35Should I?
00:41:47Mia.
00:41:50Look.
00:41:56Wow.
00:41:58Well, it's all thanks to your mom.
00:42:00You have to tell her to buy that boutique on Main Street because her designs are going
00:42:04to be famous.
00:42:05What?
00:42:06Are you like a sidekick or something?
00:42:08No, I'm future girl, remember?
00:42:11Right.
00:42:12Also, you've got to enjoy the early 2000s because the 2020s are freaking rough, dude.
00:42:18Well, if I die by then, just blink twice so I can skip finals.
00:42:34Okay, future girl, if you really know everything that's going to happen, who shows up first?
00:42:40I actually have no idea.
00:42:46Hey, ConCon.
00:42:49You Sasquatch.
00:42:50I'm here, so your party's not the total bust.
00:42:54And I brought party favors.
00:42:57Everyone's already done.
00:42:58We'll stop you in on the way over.
00:43:01Okay.
00:43:26I tried to stop her, but she's like a crazier Regina George with worse highlights.
00:43:31She's so cute.
00:43:32Oh, on page four, there's a great polaroid that I took of Mia wedding herself in sixth grade.
00:43:37Yeah.
00:43:37Page four.
00:43:39She fed all my worst moments into a little pink book.
00:43:44Hey.
00:43:45Hey.
00:43:47I like your big tails, and everybody had braces, Mia.
00:43:53This shit doesn't matter.
00:43:58Actually, it does.
00:44:02Is this supposed to hurt me?
00:44:04Um, yeah, that's kind of the whole point.
00:44:07Do you really want your prom queen to be a girl who makes out with her in-sync posters?
00:44:13See page seven.
00:44:14As long as it's not you, I'm good.
00:44:17Are you blind?
00:44:18She's been fugly since birth, and now everybody knows it.
00:44:22You know, a year ago, this book would have destroyed me.
00:44:27But now I know everything in here made me who I am today.
00:44:35So go ahead.
00:44:36Read away.
00:44:38I have nothing to hide.
00:44:39Unlike you.
00:44:40If you keep messing with me, I'll just expose you for all the horrible things you've done.
00:44:44You have nothing on me, poser.
00:44:46What about what you did with the ninth grade basketball team on the field trip?
00:44:52What?
00:44:53I...
00:44:54Nobody knows about that.
00:44:56You just wait till Facebook.
00:44:58Facebook what?
00:44:59Okay, English much?
00:45:01You know, this little tough girl act is cute and all, but the only one getting exposed today is you.
00:45:16What are you hiding back there, Mia?
00:45:18Your couch potato thing.
00:45:20Yeah, show us your stressed-out brain pain.
00:45:24That is way too far, Jessica.
00:45:26My mom gave her that dress.
00:45:28And it looks tragic on her.
00:45:30Honestly, I was helping.
00:45:31Hey.
00:45:32You're beautiful, Mia.
00:45:33And you know I.
00:45:35It's okay.
00:45:35I'm not embarrassed.
00:45:41Jessica.
00:45:42You think being prom queen is all about looks, right?
00:45:48High school bucket list, item number 12.
00:45:51Go on it while you've got it.
00:45:56You want my glossy.
00:45:57You want my sexy.
00:45:59You want my sassy.
00:46:01Ain't gonna get it.
00:46:02Ain't gonna get it.
00:46:04Ain't gonna get it.
00:46:05Ain't gonna get it.
00:46:06Ain't gonna get it.
00:46:07Ain't gonna get it.
00:46:07No, you ain't gonna get it.
00:46:08Ain't gonna get it.
00:46:10Don't get it.
00:46:13Holy shit, Mia.
00:46:15Woo!
00:46:15Yes, Mia!
00:46:17Okay, Mia!
00:46:18Doesn't suck having my 18-year-old body back.
00:46:20Wow.
00:46:21Look at you, pretending to be hot and popular.
00:46:25FYI, you will never be like us.
00:46:27You will never live like us.
00:46:30No, I want to live better.
00:46:32How about a game of truth or dare?
00:46:35I dare you all to strip something off.
00:46:41High school bucket list, item number 13.
00:46:44Find someone who's just as crazy as you.
00:46:49Who cares if they stripped?
00:46:51Anyone can do that.
00:46:52I can do it.
00:46:53And I bet I can do it even better.
00:47:06Fine.
00:47:06Let those nothings have a dumbass party.
00:47:10Bye, Jess.
00:47:14Ugh.
00:47:16Even her alcohol tastes like trash.
00:47:19Shh.
00:47:21Shh.
00:47:21Shh.
00:47:22Shh.
00:47:22I love you, too.
00:47:25Shh.
00:47:26Shh.
00:47:27Shh.
00:47:28Shh.
00:47:30Shh.
00:47:31Shh.
00:47:32Shh.
00:47:33Shh.
00:47:34Shh.
00:47:35Shh.
00:47:36Shh.
00:47:38Shh.
00:47:43Ow!
00:47:45Ah, my wrist.
00:47:46I think I sprained it.
00:47:48Hey, hey, hey.
00:47:49Hey.
00:47:50Mia.
00:47:51Hey, she's not waking up.
00:47:53She needs help.
00:47:54Someone at least get me some ice.
00:47:57Now!
00:47:58Don't make me ask again, bitches!
00:48:01You can't quit on me right now, Mia. Not before I... not before I tell you that I...
00:48:09Mia, I've always... Mia, hey. Hey. Hey, Mia, you okay?
00:48:15Yeah.
00:48:16Yeah.
00:48:19What happened?
00:48:21Jessica thought attempted murder would be a fun party game.
00:48:24Okay, I was trying to recycle. How would I know her giant head would get in the way?
00:48:32I didn't see that coming.
00:48:37Hey, hey, hey, hey. Okay.
00:48:40Hey, party's over. Everyone out!
00:48:42You heard him. Go. Get out.
00:48:44Remember, vote Mia. Vote Mia. Vote Mia.
00:48:46I got you. Come on. Let's go.
00:48:57Okay.
00:48:59Thank you for saving my life.
00:49:03I'm just glad you're okay. For the record, you look like a total smoke show in that bathing suit.
00:49:16What's wrong?
00:49:17Jess never gets better.
00:49:20Better at what?
00:49:22Her bullying just gets worse and worse.
00:49:25And somehow she still ends up with you.
00:49:30I would never date Jessica.
00:49:33Connor.
00:49:33Seriously.
00:49:34Stop.
00:49:37Don't...
00:49:38make promises you can't keep.
00:49:41You know the girl I actually do like?
00:49:44She...
00:49:45I know.
00:49:46She's a genius.
00:49:47You're getting your grades up for her.
00:49:48It's really cool.
00:49:50Get some rest.
00:49:52I'll be in the guest room.
00:49:54Connor?
00:49:55Can you stay with me?
00:50:04Okay.
00:50:15You're the genius, Dummy.
00:50:18I'm doing this all for you.
00:50:26Okay.
00:50:49You have a beautiful voice.
00:50:53You scared me.
00:50:57God.
00:50:58No, I don't.
00:50:59I like to sing when I'm busy or bored.
00:51:02So it's never around anyone.
00:51:04Which is good.
00:51:06I'm not just anyone.
00:51:12What is all this?
00:51:14Well,
00:51:15you know the tradition.
00:51:18Senior prom queen gets gifts for the graduating class.
00:51:22You want to help me wrap?
00:51:24Mia, this is amazing.
00:51:27No one else would do this for their class.
00:51:31I've never met anyone like you.
00:51:35I'm not yet, anyway.
00:51:41So,
00:51:42eight ball girl.
00:51:44What's future me like?
00:51:46Don't tell me I'm a dipshit.
00:51:48No, you're not. Don't even look. I know you're not.
00:51:54You're actually super successful.
00:51:59Really smart.
00:52:01Kind.
00:52:06You're pretty perfect.
00:52:11No wonder I was in love.
00:52:20Hold up. Who did you say you're in love with?
00:52:24No one.
00:52:26I meant that I was in love with being from the future.
00:52:33Because now I know all these things. It's awesome.
00:52:37Yeah.
00:52:39So, so who do I get married to?
00:52:43Jessica Alba.
00:52:45So you gotta get over that Britney crash because things get complicated.
00:52:50Okay.
00:52:52You know, I can actually read the future also.
00:52:55Really?
00:52:56You know what I see in our future?
00:53:02Will you come to my basketball finals?
00:53:06I'd love to.
00:53:09Question.
00:53:10Are you gonna invite your dad?
00:53:13I'm sure he will come to other games. He's busy.
00:53:18He's waiting for me to get into the NBA.
00:53:21Wait, wait.
00:53:24Connor.
00:53:25Your dad.
00:53:26Enough about my dad. Actually, come on. You don't wanna be late.
00:53:31Okay.
00:53:46Everyone's gonna love these, Mia.
00:53:48This will win you crazy votes.
00:53:50Sure.
00:53:52But...
00:53:55I also just wanted to do something nice.
00:53:57Because in a few months, we will all glow our separate ways.
00:54:02And who knows what'll happen then. Right?
00:54:09Graduate in style, besties.
00:54:12Oh.
00:54:14You're too late, Butterface.
00:54:16The class loved my gifts so much, I already got all their votes.
00:54:35So you're buying votes now?
00:54:37Me?
00:54:38No.
00:54:39I'm just giving my besties the gifts they deserve.
00:54:43But I'm sure they'll like your, uh, goodwill hand-me-downs, too.
00:54:51Besties?
00:54:52You don't even know their names.
00:54:55Of course I do.
00:54:57Well, the hot ones.
00:55:00The rest are freaks, not people.
00:55:02But hey, money talks, right?
00:55:04Even to losers with social rabies.
00:55:08But come on now, let's see what you got.
00:55:19Look! Trailer Trash Barbie got you all toy cars.
00:55:25I got some Gucci earrings.
00:55:34At least my gifts mean something.
00:55:36Um, they mean that you're a peasant trying to take on a queen.
00:55:41But you can't.
00:55:43Because you're a nobody, Mia.
00:55:45Do you want to try saying that again?
00:55:48Relax, Jack Bower.
00:55:50Brutal honesty is an act of love.
00:55:53And I love all my subjects.
00:55:57Even you.
00:55:58Look!
00:56:17OMG, you're twins!
00:56:27Marge Simpson hair, pancake face, Kool-Aid body. I mean, it's perfect.
00:56:33Oh! And Con Con here is your gift. Only the best for the basketball captain.
00:56:40I don't want anything from you.
00:56:43Not even a brand new limited edition PS2?
00:56:52No matter what I do, Jess always gets her way. Prom queen, Connor, what am I even doing here?
00:57:01Bribes aren't my thing.
00:57:03Maybe you should ask Principal Davis, though. He might be down.
00:57:08Hey, Mia, wait.
00:57:10Hand out the gifts that you brought.
00:57:13They're special.
00:57:14Not because they're expensive or fancy, but because they're from you.
00:57:17No, no. I know they're stupid.
00:57:21And she, she won this one, so let's just go.
00:57:24Just trust me.
00:57:26They're gonna love them.
00:57:27Hey, you guys.
00:57:29Mia has gifts for all of you.
00:57:30And you're gonna love them.
00:57:33Shhh.
00:57:37He he he.
00:57:51It's yours.
00:58:00So I know these aren't coach bags or Tiffany bracelets, but I hope when they're the real world, you'll remember
00:58:10them.
00:58:12Mia, what did you do?
00:58:18How'd you know I wanted to be an artist?
00:58:22I haven't told anybody I wanted to be an artist.
00:58:25But you should.
00:58:27You're more talented than you know.
00:58:30You just need a cool artist name, like Banksy.
00:58:35Banksy.
00:58:46You'll be an amazing songwriter.
00:58:49Just write about that breakup, Taylor.
00:58:55That's just a little reminder to keep following your dreams.
00:59:00Be Jordan.
00:59:04Mia, these are incredible.
00:59:06But I'm kind of confused by my gift.
00:59:11Just wait a few years.
00:59:13You're gonna be filthy rich.
00:59:16And you deserve it.
00:59:23You're gonna be filthy rich.
00:59:24Everybody shut up!
00:59:25Why the hell are they all cheering for you?
00:59:29Why don't you open your gift and find out?
00:59:31I got one for you too.
00:59:38You trash.
00:59:40You pies.
00:59:42Stop.
00:59:42Okay.
00:59:44All right, fine.
00:59:45You're sleeping.
00:59:46Go!
00:59:46Please!
00:59:53Hey, um...
00:59:56This one's for you.
01:00:07Yeah, I...
01:00:11Me and my dad used to fish every weekend.
01:00:15This is the first lure he ever bought me.
01:00:18How did you find...
01:00:20Magic eight ball.
01:00:21Remember?
01:00:22A year from now, Connor mentions this at his dad's funeral.
01:00:25It's his favorite memory of them together.
01:00:28Do everything with your dad.
01:00:30While you can.
01:00:33You'll never get this time back.
01:00:38Yeah, thank you.
01:00:39Okay.
01:00:42Oh my god, I didn't get you anything.
01:00:44Hey, no!
01:00:44Just tell me what you want and I'll go get it.
01:00:46Promise me...
01:00:48That you'll invite your dad to the games.
01:00:50That's all I want.
01:01:03For you...
01:01:04I'll do it.
01:01:09Congrats.
01:01:10Looks like you won over the class.
01:01:13Now what?
01:01:17It's time to step out of the shadows.
01:01:22Hey, everyone.
01:01:25Tonight, all of us misfits are going to the finals game.
01:01:30Boycotting Jessica's prom queens game.
01:01:44I knew he wouldn't make it.
01:01:46I knew he wouldn't make it.
01:01:54I knew he wouldn't make it.
01:02:02What are you rejects doing here?
01:02:07Animals aren't allowed in the gym.
01:02:10We're taking a stand.
01:02:12We won't be bought or bullied by mean girls like you.
01:02:16No plastics for prom!
01:02:19No plastics for prom!
01:02:21You all worshipped me a year ago.
01:02:23Worshipped?
01:02:27They were terrified of you.
01:02:29It's just that they were too scared to speak.
01:02:31But now, we've finally found our voice, right?
01:02:37Since you suddenly think you're the Joan of Arc of rejects, let's hear your voice.
01:02:47Attention, everyone!
01:02:49America's favorite outcast, Mia Watkins, just volunteered to sing the national anthem in front of the whole school.
01:03:14Come on, Mia! We're all waiting!
01:03:20Hey!
01:03:21Hey, yes you can.
01:03:23Show them all what you can do.
01:03:26All of them.
01:03:30No, no, I can't sing in front of all those people.
01:03:32Just...
01:03:33Just don't look at them.
01:03:35Look at me.
01:03:37I believe in you, Mia.
01:03:39Get your camcorder ready.
01:03:41This is gonna be legendary.
01:03:44I believe in you.
01:03:51High school bucket list, item number 14.
01:03:54Live your Beyonce fantasy.
01:04:00Hi, everyone.
01:04:03Please rise.
01:04:05Hi, everyone.
01:04:25Just look at me.
01:04:35Oh, say, can you see by the dawn's early light?
01:04:47What so proudly we hailed at the twilight's last gleaming?
01:04:58Whose broad stripes and bright stars through the perilous fight,
01:05:08O'er the ramparts we watched were so gallantly streaming?
01:05:18And the rocket's red glare, the bombs bursting in air,
01:05:27Gave proof through the night that our flag was still there?
01:05:38Oh, say does that star-spangled banner yet wave?
01:05:50O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave?
01:06:02Is that star-spangled banner yet wave?
01:06:12Stop! Stop!
01:06:15Give it up for Mia.
01:06:17This is gonna be your new prom queen.
01:06:21See?
01:06:23Everyone loves you, Mia.
01:06:41If you want to win, you've got to give him a show, right?
01:06:44Yeah.
01:06:44Plus, I like kissing you.
01:06:46What were you saying?
01:06:48Oh, nothing that I, um, I just thought I'm really...
01:07:00Shit, that's my dad.
01:07:02What is he doing here? He never comes to my games.
01:07:04What if I fuck up?
01:07:06Hey, Connor, you're going to be fine.
01:07:10This is the big game, Mia.
01:07:13This is the only game he cares about.
01:07:16Hey, look at me.
01:07:17I already know what happens, remember?
01:07:21Listen, in the last moment, take that three-pointer.
01:07:25It'll seem impossible, but trust me...
01:07:32I trust you.
01:07:35And here we go, everyone, the big championship game.
01:07:38The Fairfield Lions versus the Falcons for the big one.
01:07:42Here we go, ladies and gentlemen.
01:07:43Let's begin.
01:08:11And 10 seconds left.
01:08:13The home team is down two points, and Connor Oliver has the ball.
01:08:22He's going to risk it all on the three-pointer.
01:08:32He's going to risk it all on the three-pointer, and there he goes.
01:08:39Yes, he scores!
01:08:41The Fairfield Lions 49-48, and they win the game.
01:08:55Let's go!
01:08:58First, an A, and now this.
01:09:02Expect me at all your college games, Con.
01:09:09I'm sorry for missing out on this.
01:09:13And on you.
01:09:19I couldn't be more proud, son.
01:09:21Looks like you got a fan who feels the same.
01:09:25Congratulations.
01:09:27Yeah.
01:09:29Yeah.
01:09:31You were right about everything.
01:09:33Oh!
01:09:34Am I being pumped?
01:09:36That pipply mouth-weather isn't going still, ConCon, and my crown!
01:09:41We will take her down, we will take her down with the dance for good!
01:09:46I'm going because of you.
01:09:47No, no, he won because of you.
01:09:49I just gave you a little hint.
01:09:52But I do accept payment and kisses.
01:09:57I could do a lot better than that.
01:10:09Wait, wait.
01:10:12Should we be doing this?
01:10:14I mean, what about your crush, the girl you've worked so hard for?
01:10:17It's you, Mia.
01:10:19It always has been.
01:10:25Holy circus.
01:10:35Oh, my God.
01:11:13Good morning, beautiful.
01:11:17You're staring again.
01:11:20Five more minutes.
01:11:23You're kind of distracting.
01:11:27Should we just ditch school and do this all day?
01:11:31I can't have a chem test.
01:11:33This was your chem test.
01:11:36And you passed with flying colors.
01:11:40Oh.
01:11:44Okay, say we do skip class.
01:11:49And what about brown tonight?
01:11:53Hmm?
01:11:54Oh, you still wanted to go to the...
01:11:58I figured I would just ask my crush.
01:12:01You're never going to let that go.
01:12:04Stupid.
01:12:06It's just that you're the valedictorian.
01:12:10How did you not figure out that I've liked you since ninth grade?
01:12:15Because I looked like Chewbacca back then.
01:12:18What?
01:12:19Yeah.
01:12:20I actually liked the frizzy hair.
01:12:22And those, like, striped turtlenecks.
01:12:25No, you didn't.
01:12:26Yeah.
01:12:27It's so hot.
01:12:32Okay, so...
01:12:34Hurry up and ask me now.
01:12:36Oh, you want me to ask you?
01:12:38Yes, please.
01:12:38Oh, I got to do it properly.
01:12:44Mia Watkins.
01:12:46Will you...
01:12:54Will you officially be my prom date?
01:12:57And my girlfriend?
01:13:01Yes, I will go with you, and I will absolutely be your girlfriend.
01:13:12Come on.
01:13:13Let's go win that crown.
01:13:15Five more minutes.
01:13:16You said.
01:13:17Oh, no.
01:13:21I am going to give you the perfect Princess Diaries moment.
01:13:26Jess will not be able to sabotage your night.
01:13:30Maybe she's going to.
01:13:32I don't know.
01:13:34You want to beg at the game.
01:13:37Maybe she's given up.
01:13:41No.
01:13:43She won't.
01:13:48I know she won't, because I've lived it.
01:13:53I'm sorry.
01:13:54Say it again?
01:13:57Okay.
01:13:59This is going to sound insane.
01:14:00Chris, but you're my best friend, so I have to tell you the truth.
01:14:04I...
01:14:07I'm from the future.
01:14:18Okay.
01:14:19Yeah, the future.
01:14:20Cool.
01:14:22Are you, like, totally freaked out?
01:14:23Are you going to, like, call my parents or the cops or an exorcist?
01:14:28No.
01:14:29You're not...
01:14:30Mia, you're not crazy, and you're not a liar.
01:14:34If you say you're from the future, I believe you.
01:14:44Okay, look, there'll be the future scoop.
01:14:46How's Lost Island?
01:14:47Oh, and was I right about Lance Bass?
01:14:49Okay, um, they got off the island.
01:14:52Uh, Lance does come out.
01:14:54And they're doing a bulky reboot.
01:14:57The future's pilot.
01:14:59You have no idea.
01:15:00But this dance could change my life, actually.
01:15:05So will you help me next time?
01:15:09No.
01:15:10Come in.
01:15:11But before we close the hell mouth, that is just...
01:15:17Let's go.
01:15:18Okay.
01:15:20Let's go.
01:15:43You look like a queen.
01:15:46Thanks.
01:15:48Hopefully I'll love you.
01:16:04Welcome, students, to this year's 2006 Senior Prom.
01:16:15You have one hour left to vote for this year's Prom King and Prom Queen.
01:16:21Yay!
01:16:25Ready to go back to being a troll.
01:16:27Ready to need therapy after I win?
01:16:30We're going down, Watkins.
01:16:33Bring it on, Jessica.
01:16:39Okay.
01:16:46Come, come, come.
01:16:47You look so good.
01:16:49Laugh is definitely in your color.
01:16:51Oh, thanks.
01:16:52FYI, this is your last chance to make the right choice.
01:16:58Oh, my God.
01:16:59Give it up, Jessica.
01:17:00I don't...
01:17:01I want Mia.
01:17:03Oh, but I want you.
01:17:05We are perfect together.
01:17:08Why would you date a dishrag when you can have an icon?
01:17:11Oh, shut up and look hot.
01:17:14Concon, think about your future.
01:17:18My life is going to be amazing.
01:17:21It could be.
01:17:23If you worked on yourself and stopped screwing everyone over.
01:17:27Girl, you can be better than this, Jess.
01:17:36I know you didn't want this before, but open it.
01:17:47Jess...
01:17:49Hey, don't do what you're planning to do tonight, okay?
01:17:55It could save your future if you don't.
01:18:03I'm not planning on doing anything other than winning.
01:18:07Oh!
01:18:13Oh!
01:18:17Good try.
01:18:20Principal Davis, there are kids doing drugs in the bathroom.
01:18:24I think it's cracking.
01:18:27I don't know, but just go get them.
01:18:30Hurry, they are dying.
01:18:53Everyone, it is time to count the votes
01:18:56for this year's Prom Queen!
01:18:59Let's welcome our Prom Queen finalists to the stage, Neal Watkins and Jessica Hart.
01:19:09And as expected, give it up for your Prom King Basketball All-Star, Connor Oliver!
01:19:35While I finish counting the votes, let's hear it from our Prom Queen finalists.
01:19:40Let's start with Jessica Hart.
01:19:45I would like to thank all of my die-hard fans who voted for me the last four years.
01:19:52I'm so excited to leave high school and represent hot, popular, rich people everywhere.
01:20:05Hi.
01:20:07I shouldn't be here.
01:20:10That's what I told myself the past four years.
01:20:14I wasn't good enough.
01:20:17I wasn't pretty enough.
01:20:19I wasn't strong enough.
01:20:22But I'm here now.
01:20:27And I'm here to represent all of you.
01:20:29The Misfits.
01:20:31The Misfits.
01:20:31The Outcasts.
01:20:33Anyone who's ever felt alone.
01:20:36You're not.
01:20:50Alright, ladies and gentlemen, the votes are in.
01:20:54Looks like we have a winner.
01:21:01And your 2006 Prom Queen winner is...
01:21:12Jessica Hart!
01:21:13Jessica Hart!
01:21:19I'm so sorry.
01:21:20Hey, shh.
01:21:20It's okay.
01:21:22This is your moment.
01:21:23You earned it.
01:21:28I knew you guys wouldn't let me in the dumpster fire steal my crown.
01:21:35Smile, King.
01:21:36It's for the year-old.
01:21:41You were right.
01:21:43You saw it all.
01:21:48And you believe to me.
01:21:52Out of the way, freak.
01:21:53This is for royalty only.
01:21:56Oh, shut it, 9021ho.
01:22:00Mia has something to say.
01:22:02I warned you.
01:22:07Right here.
01:22:11Mia?
01:22:13Mia?
01:22:13Mia?
01:22:14Mia Watkins?
01:22:15They're all for Mia, and I saw Jessica throw them out.
01:22:18What?
01:22:19No!
01:22:21These are fake!
01:22:22Principal Davis, this is a set up!
01:22:25Mia.
01:22:26Is this true?
01:22:27No, no.
01:22:29Actually...
01:22:31Jessica lied, bribed, and cheated her way to the crown.
01:22:34Okay?
01:22:36Mia...
01:22:37Mia actually cares about this class.
01:22:39It's no wonder that she won.
01:22:41Fairly.
01:22:43But don't take it from me.
01:22:45Let's see.
01:22:46Show of hands.
01:22:47Who voted for Mia?
01:22:53Mia!
01:22:54Mia!
01:22:55Mia!
01:22:57Mia!
01:22:59They actually voted for me.
01:23:01I never doubted them.
01:23:05Or you...
01:23:12High school bucket list item number 15.
01:23:16Embrace your inner crown.
01:23:19The crown is mine!
01:23:21I'm the popular one!
01:23:23I'm hot, and I'm skinny, and I'm a fucking cheerleader!
01:23:27What?
01:23:27What do you people want?
01:23:32Ah!
01:23:47Jessica, first you cheated, now you could have killed someone?
01:23:50This is grounds for expulsion.
01:23:53Security!
01:23:54No!
01:23:55No!
01:23:55It was Mia!
01:23:57She...
01:23:57She knows things.
01:23:59She's like a psychic or a witch or something.
01:24:01I swear!
01:24:02Bye-bye, bimbo.
01:24:03No!
01:24:07Ah, no!
01:24:14She's so nasty.
01:24:17That's something Mia, Oh!
01:24:18They'll get in a few years.
01:24:20No!
01:24:20No!
01:24:21This isn't right!
01:24:23You suck!
01:24:25Look! You're cheating!
01:24:28Curse on you, queen, bitch!
01:24:33Here. Take this.
01:24:37No, I can't take that. Yes. I want you to.
01:24:42Clearly, no matter when or where you are,
01:24:45you can find me. A little time-traveling nerd.
01:24:51Right here.
01:25:05Yeah. Hey.
01:25:06Yeah.
01:25:10You okay? Connor.
01:25:13What happened?
01:25:21You tricked and fell.
01:25:23You alright?
01:25:25Yeah.
01:25:30Where's Jessica?
01:25:33Jessica.
01:25:35Jessica Hart?
01:25:38I don't know. She's probably in prison by now.
01:25:41Remember she got arrested at prom? I haven't seen her since 2006.
01:25:46Whoa.
01:25:50Everything that happened senior year came too.
01:25:57But that's all in the past.
01:25:59I want to focus on the future.
01:26:02Neil Watkins.
01:26:04Since the first time I met you in freshman year, I loved you.
01:26:10You were the cutest, glasses-wearing nerd I ever met.
01:26:20And from our wild study sessions, to winning prom king and queen senior year,
01:26:27to taking on the whole world, I...
01:26:31I couldn't ask for a better nerd...
01:26:33to be my partner.
01:26:38Give me a walk, kids.
01:26:42Will you marry me?
01:26:44Hurry up and say yes, I have to get back home to Lance.
01:26:56I can't believe this is happening.
01:26:59You're a time traveler, Mia.
01:27:01You didn't see this coming?
01:27:05Us getting engaged?
01:27:07No.
01:27:08Not in a million years.
01:27:10But hey, I guess...
01:27:12some things...
01:27:14you never see coming.
01:27:17I always knew.
01:27:22Yay!
01:27:24Yay!
01:27:27Yay!
01:27:29Yay!
01:27:32And no one...
01:27:34makes me feel like you do.
01:27:37And no one...
01:27:40sets my body off fire.
01:27:42No one...
01:27:44gives me shivers like you.
01:27:48Mmm...
01:27:49Oh, no one does it baby, you.
01:27:55NO!
01:27:56NO!
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