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00:00:00You
00:00:06Everybody says things get better after graduation, but 20 years later, I'm still the punchline
00:00:17This is me
00:00:20I'm casually ruining my house for a movie
00:00:27Mia, is there a reason you're wallowing on the floor like a little piggy instead of working no
00:00:36Sorry, Jessica, but actually I have this new idea for a gene editing platform that I think okay
00:00:42Yeah, just save it Brainiac. You can put my name on it and cut the check now
00:00:45I'll just clean this up or I will find myself another assistant
00:00:59Ladies and gents, please join me for a special announcement from the class of 2006 is prom king and queen
00:01:06Connor Oliver and Jessica Hart
00:01:19I
00:01:19Am I okay? My forever crush just walked in looking like a Disney prince and I'm pretty sure I just
00:01:24forgot my own name
00:01:25But details
00:01:29Yeah, I'm super good. You seem really amazing. Look who's talking. Well, I was surprised that you were here
00:01:39You're such a big shot in the city. I'm sorry. I'm actually I came here for someone very special
00:01:47I came back for you
00:01:48Yeah, um
00:01:50Can I talk to you later?
00:01:52It's been 20 years, but this is a sign to stop being a wimp and finally tell him how I
00:01:57feel
00:01:57Absolutely
00:01:59Actually, I want to
00:02:00Come on, come
00:02:01Everyone is waiting for us to start the show
00:02:05So let's give them one
00:02:20Jessica what the hell? Mia!
00:02:23Come here
00:02:24Hey, it's okay
00:02:26You're gonna be alright. Just hold on
00:02:28I wish I could go back
00:02:30What do you mean? Go back where?
00:02:31Then I could tell you
00:02:32How much
00:02:34How much you want
00:02:35Hey, Mia, Mia, stay with me, okay?
00:02:37Mia, look at me
00:02:38What did you want to tell me?
00:02:44Am I
00:02:46Dead?
00:02:50Or did my wish come true?
00:02:51Did I really get a second chance?
00:02:56Holy bananas
00:02:58No more frown lines
00:02:59I look 18 again
00:03:01Which means
00:03:04Look, the freak show lives
00:03:06Rise and shine, Mia
00:03:08I've got a mountain of my homework for you too
00:03:13Those clothes
00:03:15Those highlights
00:03:16A Tamagotchi?
00:03:19I went back to
00:03:222006?
00:03:26When else would it be reject calendar much?
00:03:31Miss Thompson?
00:03:33May I be excused?
00:03:34I think I'm hallucinating
00:03:36Mimi, you've gotta stop getting high before class like the other losers
00:03:42Loser
00:03:42Loser
00:03:43Loser
00:03:44Loser
00:03:46Loser
00:03:47Loser
00:03:48Loser
00:03:48Nothing's changed
00:03:49Everyone still sees me as a loser
00:03:52And nobody
00:03:53The girl who can't fight back
00:03:55But that's the thing about second chances
00:03:57You can always flip the script
00:04:00High school bucket list
00:04:01High school bucket list item number one
00:04:02Never put up with bullying again
00:04:08Miss Thompson, Mia's trying to kill-
00:04:12Mia, you are a warning away from going to the principal's office
00:04:16Why?
00:04:17For stopping Jessica and the other jocks from bullying the other students?
00:04:20They do this every day
00:04:28Don't be silly
00:04:30Jessica's the founder's daughter and a model student
00:04:35I mean, she would never bully anyone
00:04:38She just-
00:04:39Sit down and finish your lab before I fail you
00:04:48Mia, join Jessica's group
00:04:50And I expect a perfect report when I get back
00:04:58Okay
00:05:00So we just start by combining the aluminum with a hydrochloric acid
00:05:08Oops
00:05:09What can I say?
00:05:12Snitches get stitches, you little lab rat
00:05:15What a shame what happened to your shirt
00:05:19Let's clean you up
00:05:20That acid
00:05:21Don't-
00:05:22I know, Mia, but this is science class
00:05:25And I want to try this experiment on you
00:05:37Oh, these are so funny in my space
00:05:39Mia, do you want me to tag your boobs as Dirty Danglars or No Man's Land?
00:05:51Wow, Mia, you-
00:05:54Look-
00:05:57Like you're in trouble
00:06:02So are you gonna put her in her place or should I?
00:06:05High school bucket list item number two
00:06:07Be the kind of girl who gets her crushes attention
00:06:12Con-con, please tell me you are not siding with this garbage disposal
00:06:17Don't-
00:06:18Don't call me that
00:06:19Or what?
00:06:19Little miss st-st-stutter
00:06:22This time?
00:06:23No more shrinking
00:06:24You do that again?
00:06:26I'll stop helping you pass 12th grade
00:06:28Hmm
00:06:29What will Principal Davis think if he knew I took your SATs?
00:06:33I don't know what you're talking about
00:06:36You're cheating your way into college
00:06:37And if you keep pushing me, I'll ensure you don't get in
00:06:41Shame what happened to your shirt
00:06:43Imagine what I could do to your face
00:06:46Ugh
00:06:46Ugh
00:06:50Let's see what this does to yours
00:06:59Mia, put the bottle down
00:07:03No! No! No! No!
00:07:06High school bucket list item number three
00:07:08Teach your least favorite teacher a lesson
00:07:10Sorry Miss Thompson
00:07:12Freak science accident
00:07:13Blame chemistry
00:07:16God!
00:07:18Damn Mia
00:07:20Wasn't expecting that
00:07:21Little fight looks good on you
00:07:23Use your words
00:07:25Don't get lost in that smile
00:07:26Just say something
00:07:28It's probably the stupidest thing I've ever done
00:07:30No
00:07:33You look good kicking ass
00:07:35I like this new you
00:07:36I like the new me too
00:07:38Goodbye shy girl
00:07:40Hello high school 2.0
00:07:44AHHHHH
00:07:44You think you're hot shit just because everybody's cheering
00:07:49What's next Mia?
00:07:50Running for prom queen
00:07:52Stop stop
00:07:53You know what?
00:07:55Maybe I will
00:07:56Literally no one knows you
00:07:58And you wanna run against me?
00:08:01Anyone
00:08:01Can wear a crown
00:08:03Not
00:08:04People
00:08:04Like you
00:08:06Need a reminder?
00:08:08Nikki!
00:08:09Sharpie!
00:08:10Now!
00:08:13If you tell everyone you're not running for prom queen
00:08:15I will not make your life a living hell
00:08:17Feel
00:08:21Everyone
00:08:23I'd like to make an announcement
00:08:27High school bucket list item number four
00:08:29Be brave even when it scares you
00:08:31I'm officially running against Jessica for prom queen
00:08:37Mia Mamacita Watkins did I just hear you make the greatest announcement ever?
00:08:43Chris and Kay were my only real friends
00:08:45We lost touch after high school
00:08:47I am not losing them again
00:08:49I did
00:08:51I'm so glad you guys are here
00:08:53I just miss you so much and I love you
00:08:56Come here
00:08:58It's been like ten minutes but we love you too and since we love you let's get you right
00:09:09Great! More maggots have arrived!
00:09:12Besides then Mia honestly who else is going to vote for you?
00:09:16The misfits
00:09:18The outcasts
00:09:19Anyone who doesn't fit into your plastic definition of prefect
00:09:23To the queen
00:09:24Let's annihilate this biatch
00:09:27Shut it!
00:09:28Wannabe Lance!
00:09:29Choke and die slutty spears
00:09:31Well!
00:09:32Since we're doing this
00:09:34Raise your hand if you want to vote for me
00:09:41Okay
00:09:42Okay
00:09:42And raise your hand if you want to vote for Mia
00:09:52Connor? What the hell did you just give her? Was that your number?
00:09:56My vote
00:10:00Please may I not be hallucinating
00:10:03Con Con! You already got the vote for Prom King this year
00:10:07We have to do this
00:10:09Together!
00:10:10Everyone thinks we're Fairfield High's Brangelina
00:10:13Except for me
00:10:15I don't want to date you Jessica
00:10:18Everyone wants to date me!
00:10:20I'm head cheerleader!
00:10:22You're the basketball captain
00:10:23Even our parents want us together
00:10:25It's destiny
00:10:27May the best girl win
00:10:29Aw Mr. Oliver
00:10:32Fail again
00:10:33You won't be able to go to prom
00:10:34Or play in the basketball finals
00:10:36Understood?
00:10:39Got it
00:10:42Where do you think you're going?
00:10:43We have a pop quiz on
00:10:45Theory of relativity
00:10:46The answers are A, C, C, B
00:10:52I'll come back for my A later
00:10:54You're not going anywhere until you take this test
00:10:56High school bucket list item number 5
00:10:58Ditch class like a badass
00:11:00Check it!
00:11:01If I'm wrong
00:11:02I'll go straight to the principal's office
00:11:06You wasted
00:11:08How?
00:11:10Told ya!
00:11:12See you later Misty
00:11:20Hey I just wanted to thank you for-
00:11:24Oh!
00:11:25Oh!
00:11:27Um...
00:11:29Hi, you here?
00:11:31Um, I'm sorry I didn't need to...
00:11:35Um...
00:11:35I'll get off you now
00:11:38Uh, you good?
00:11:39Yeah
00:11:39Oh!
00:11:41Sorry, your necklace
00:11:42Oh no, don't worry about it
00:11:43It's been in my family for years
00:11:45It's like indestructible
00:11:46Oh, it's pretty cool
00:11:47Thanks
00:11:47Um, my mom thinks that it has magical powers
00:11:52She's nuts
00:11:55You know, I...
00:11:56I want to polish it up and give it to a girl I like
00:11:58Wow
00:11:59Jess is really lucky to have someone so thoughtful
00:12:01Jess?
00:12:03Why would I give it to Jess?
00:12:05Why would I give it to Jess?
00:12:05Well, because you two are a thing
00:12:07You're like the school's, uh, Kylie and Chalamet
00:12:10I love who?
00:12:12Uh, nothing, no
00:12:13It's just you two were like junior prom king and queen last year
00:12:16So I thought...
00:12:17She doesn't deserve to be prom queen
00:12:20You do
00:12:21I see her constantly bullying everybody and she gets rewarded for it
00:12:24That's why you won my vote
00:12:28I thought you liked her
00:12:29Wow
00:12:33To be honest with you, Mia
00:12:37There's only one girl that I've ever really liked
00:12:40And it's not Jess
00:12:43Then who?
00:12:45Mia, the girl that I've always really liked
00:12:51Is...
00:12:52Oh my god, Mia, are you okay?
00:12:54Sorry
00:12:54Oh, fuck
00:12:55No, yeah, I'm fine, I'm great
00:12:56What were you saying about the who you like?
00:12:58Oh, she's out of my league
00:13:01Oh, god
00:13:02It's okay, yeah, I'm fine
00:13:04Yeah, the girl that I've always really liked is out of my league
00:13:07And she's beautiful
00:13:09And smart
00:13:11And she probably doesn't want to go out with a dumb job like me
00:13:15You're not dumb, Connor
00:13:18She's the stupid one if she turns you down
00:13:22Well, I've actually got a plan to win her over, so...
00:13:27Cool
00:13:28But I'm not gonna ask her out until I get my grades up
00:13:31High school bucket list item number six
00:13:34Pretend you're not heartbroken
00:13:35That you're crushed like someone else
00:13:37What did you have in mind?
00:13:39Well, if you could help me ace this test
00:13:42I...
00:13:42Will help you win the crown
00:13:45Make you prom queen
00:13:49What do you think?
00:13:58Everyone, vote me for senior prom queen
00:14:03Keep freaks out of our last dance ever
00:14:05Vote for Jessica if you support basic bitch narcissism
00:14:09Dr. Jessica!
00:14:14If I don't take her on now, we'll spend the next two decades paying for it
00:14:22Oh, perfect, just the people I wanted to see
00:14:24You are just in time for my campaign kickoff
00:14:29Everyone, I would like to announce the first prom election challenge
00:14:34Oh man, here goes nothing
00:14:37Connor will join too
00:14:39Since everyone already wants him to be prom king
00:14:43What's his challenge?
00:14:44A chemistry test
00:14:46Well...
00:14:47Great! Chemistry is my favorite subject
00:14:50Sexual chemistry
00:14:52Sexual...
00:14:53What?
00:14:54The rules are simple
00:14:55Mia and I will test our chemistry with Connor
00:14:58And you will vote for who brings the fire
00:15:02You down?
00:15:06Yeah, you don't have to do this if you don't want to
00:15:16Boo! No more applause! Jess already has the clap!
00:15:19Bite me, knee pads!
00:15:20Your little friend lost
00:15:22Connor's mine, okay?
00:15:24This is the reunion all over again
00:15:26I'm not letting her win this time
00:15:28What the hell was that?
00:15:30Me winning
00:15:31Can't wait to have you back, King
00:15:33Connor and I are a tough act to follow, but uh...
00:15:36Show is fast, freak
00:15:39Are you sure you want to do this?
00:15:41Did your man, Mia?
00:15:42Shut the fuck up, Chris
00:15:44You don't have to put on a show for them
00:15:46Or anybody
00:15:47You bet the most action she ever gets is from a pillow
00:15:50You bet the most action you've ever gotten is from your stepbrother
00:15:53Oops, was that a secret?
00:15:54I'm not doing this for them
00:15:55It's for me
00:15:57Just follow my lead
00:16:00High school bucket list item number set
00:16:02Make the first move
00:16:04No, you follow my lead
00:16:09You follow my lead
00:16:27So you guys, who did it better?
00:16:29Mia!
00:16:31Mia!
00:16:34Mia!
00:16:36Damn
00:16:38Mia, we definitely have to do that again
00:16:39How dare you make out with that scum sucking social climate science fair slut
00:16:45I will destroy her life and I will win prom queen
00:16:49Not if I can help it
00:16:51The whole town wants us together
00:16:54Don't you want to leave high school a legend?
00:16:56Connor!
00:17:01Mia!
00:17:02Your prince is waiting
00:17:04Has Fairfield's rumored player finally found his wifey to be?
00:17:08Stop drooling, go over there
00:17:10Or you can use your mouth another creative way
00:17:12Go go go go go go go
00:17:14He's talked to us
00:17:14I can't
00:17:17Mia
00:17:18We really need to talk
00:17:21About that kiss
00:17:25Where did you learn how to do that?
00:17:27College
00:17:28Science majors are sluttier than you think
00:17:30You hook up with college guys?
00:17:32No
00:17:34But I will
00:17:35One day
00:17:37My magic 8 ball said so
00:17:39So you can predict the future?
00:17:41Actually, I'm from the future.
00:17:44Right.
00:17:45It's my secret superpower, so.
00:17:47Oh.
00:17:47Well, I hope that there's another run for us in our future.
00:17:53Somewhere where there's less interruptions.
00:17:57Connor, I don't really kiss people unless I'm dating them.
00:18:00And it's not like you want to date me, so.
00:18:03Actually, about that, yeah.
00:18:04Well, let's just focus on beating Jess, and we can talk about all the kiss stuff later.
00:18:10Yeah?
00:18:11Connor might be my forever crush, but he's also a forever playboy.
00:18:15At least, that's what the rumors say.
00:18:18Fine.
00:18:20Yeah, look.
00:18:21For your information, the next best opportunity to get votes is going to be at tomorrow's Bake Off.
00:18:28So we could team up.
00:18:32Wait, do you really think I could beat Miss Popular?
00:18:37You can run this school if you want it to, Mia.
00:18:41You're royalty, and you don't even know it.
00:18:46Out of the way!
00:18:47Cooking class champions coming through!
00:18:50Wait.
00:18:52You're not seriously thinking about answering.
00:18:54If you do, I will embarrass you so bad, you will wish you were dead.
00:19:01Still want to do this?
00:19:04Why not?
00:19:06Baking is just chemistry.
00:19:08Let the best baker win.
00:19:11Ew.
00:19:12And I think we all know who's going to win.
00:19:17Girls, should we give her a little chef's makeover before we go?
00:19:23What are you talking about?
00:19:25You don't look the part yet, Mia.
00:19:26Let us help you out.
00:19:38Later, loser.
00:19:41Let me guess.
00:19:43Jess a bitch strikes again.
00:19:45Well, I hope her baked goods burn in hell.
00:19:47You want me to go curse her?
00:19:49Thanks for the thought, Kate.
00:19:50But I don't want to beat her fair and square.
00:19:53And we're going to have to give you an edge.
00:19:54Something that gives you hot points and baking points.
00:19:58Meet me at school bright and early tomorrow.
00:20:01Why?
00:20:01Because I'm going to turn you into a sexy, nerdy baking queen.
00:20:09Mia, where are you?
00:20:11Where's your baking buddy, con-con?
00:20:13Did she chicken out last night?
00:20:19All right.
00:20:21May I present to you your future girlfriend?
00:20:24I mean, this year's fake-off HBIC, Mia Watkins.
00:20:32Yeah, you look...
00:20:34Like a fucking try-hard.
00:20:36Overdressed much?
00:20:37Come on, girls.
00:20:37We have a contest to win.
00:20:38Like I was saying, you look gorgeous.
00:20:42High school bucket list, item number eight.
00:20:44Flirt like a hawk girl.
00:20:46Look who's talking, chef.
00:20:48Ready to win?
00:20:50Stop putting on a show!
00:20:52This event is supposed to be about me!
00:20:54Who the hell do you think you are, Mia?
00:20:56Call me queen.
00:21:01Because I'm coming for your throne.
00:21:05Boo!
00:21:12Shut up or die!
00:21:16All right.
00:21:18Contestants, we're about to begin.
00:21:19To your tables, please.
00:21:21Do you have any idea what we're doing here?
00:21:22Oh, yeah.
00:21:23We're just going to make liquid nitrogen ice cream
00:21:24with some molecular gastronomy toppings.
00:21:27It's really easy.
00:21:28What?
00:21:30It's science meets sweets.
00:21:31Come on.
00:21:33All right, contestants.
00:21:34The bake-off begins now.
00:21:38Okay.
00:21:39And we'll have to make this over here.
00:21:43Like this.
00:21:44Like that.
00:21:51And then...
00:21:52This.
00:21:53That's on your nose.
00:21:55No, that's too much.
00:21:56That's too much.
00:22:04No more.
00:22:05No.
00:22:10Cool trick, Bill Nye the Science Nerd.
00:22:14Hope it's earthquake-proof.
00:22:21Oops.
00:22:24Oops.
00:22:26Foot slipped.
00:22:27Sorry, not sorry.
00:22:29Oops.
00:22:31Sorry.
00:22:32My hand slipped.
00:22:34Oh, she's awful.
00:22:40If you do that again, Ms. Watkins,
00:22:42you will be disqualified.
00:22:43She just kicked our table.
00:22:45I did not see Jessica do anything wrong.
00:22:47Get back to work.
00:22:49It's fine.
00:22:50It's fine.
00:22:50So what do we do now?
00:22:52A good scientist
00:22:54always has a plan.
00:22:57And
00:22:59time.
00:23:02The winning team's votes
00:23:04also count toward
00:23:05their prom queen's campaign.
00:23:08Jessica,
00:23:09you're up.
00:23:10It is a model
00:23:11of my mansion.
00:23:14And anyone who votes for me
00:23:15can come to all my parties
00:23:16for the rest of the year.
00:23:18It's so crazy!
00:23:19Yeah!
00:23:20This is our dessert.
00:23:22It may look simple,
00:23:24but
00:23:24it's got a little magic to it.
00:23:48And all the votes are in.
00:23:51The winner of this year's
00:23:54Senior Bake Off is...
00:24:02The winner of this year's
00:24:04Senior Bake Off is...
00:24:12Mia Watkins!
00:24:13Mia,
00:24:15the 2006 Golden Bake Off Trophy
00:24:17belongs to you
00:24:18and Connor.
00:24:22Woo!
00:24:24We did it!
00:24:26I can't believe it.
00:24:28Oh, that's my queen!
00:24:29That's my best friend!
00:24:30We love her!
00:24:32Best day of my life.
00:24:34I knew you could do that.
00:24:38No!
00:24:40Connor and that trophy
00:24:41are mine!
00:24:42Ugh!
00:24:46Not anymore.
00:24:47Ah!
00:24:49Oh!
00:24:50I'm so gonna regret that!
00:24:52Loser!
00:24:53Sorry.
00:24:55High school bucket list,
00:24:56item number nine.
00:24:57Start a riot!
00:25:00Make it epic!
00:25:02Food fight!
00:25:06Food fight!
00:25:09Popular Kids Versus
00:25:11Pious!
00:25:12Stop it!
00:25:12Stop it!
00:25:13Stop it!
00:25:16Stop!
00:25:20Stop!
00:25:20Stop it!
00:25:27Team Jessica, Team Mia, get over here right now.
00:25:32Principal Davis, before you say anything, Mia started it.
00:25:37Thank you for your honesty, Jessica.
00:25:41You and your friends can go.
00:25:43What?
00:25:44No, she's lying.
00:25:46I would drop that attitude, Miss Watkins.
00:25:48You know what?
00:25:49No.
00:25:51I like having an attitude.
00:25:53I lived for years without one.
00:25:55And now, it's here to stay.
00:25:58One more bad word.
00:26:00One more thing that you do wrong, and you are suspended.
00:26:04Fat.
00:26:06I'll stop having an attitude when you stop letting Jessica's dad bribe you.
00:26:12Oh, sorry.
00:26:13No one knows about that yet.
00:26:15Both of you, pack your bags.
00:26:19Wait, are we suspended?
00:26:21I can't get suspended.
00:26:22My dad's going to fly back from his business trip and get me killed.
00:26:24No, no, no.
00:26:25I'm giving you a vacation day.
00:26:27You're both free to go.
00:26:29Wait, for real?
00:26:30Of course.
00:26:31You're both free to go.
00:26:32And if you ever need anything, feel free to come by my office.
00:26:35The door's always open.
00:26:36How much money did her dad give you?
00:26:40Uh, $147,347.
00:26:43You'll be quiet, you demon child.
00:26:47I'll take a thought.
00:26:48Why don't you help me clean up here, my star students?
00:26:52Thanks.
00:26:54Oh, fuck.
00:26:55What the fuck?
00:26:56What the fuck?
00:26:58Ugh.
00:26:58Whoa.
00:26:59Did you see the look on his face?
00:27:01Yeah, he was freaking out.
00:27:03How did you know all that stuff, Phil?
00:27:05Well, I told you I can see the future, so.
00:27:08Right.
00:27:09It's not a big deal.
00:27:10Yeah.
00:27:12So tell me, what do you see in our future tonight?
00:27:17Well, I have to study for the science test.
00:27:19Oh, yeah.
00:27:21What's that one again?
00:27:22Uh, anatomy.
00:27:23It's the study of the...
00:27:24Human body.
00:27:26Yeah.
00:27:28You want to do it at my place?
00:27:30My parents aren't home.
00:27:31Your place?
00:27:33Like a...
00:27:36Like us?
00:27:37Together?
00:27:38You're alone?
00:27:39Yeah.
00:27:41Let's go, professor.
00:27:42I promise to be a good boy.
00:27:46Okay.
00:27:47Okay.
00:27:48Okay.
00:27:56Let's go, professor.
00:28:51Let's go, professor.
00:28:57Mia.
00:28:59Mia.
00:29:00Mia.
00:29:01Were you moaning at my questions?
00:29:03Not that dumb.
00:29:04No, no.
00:29:05I was asking about question number four.
00:29:08Rectus abdominis.
00:29:09What is it?
00:29:12Get up.
00:29:13I'm going to show you, and then I'm going to quiz you.
00:29:15Oh.
00:29:18All right.
00:29:19Please me.
00:29:19Okay.
00:29:20I'm going to...
00:29:23I'm going to...
00:29:24Can I?
00:29:25Okay.
00:29:27Okay.
00:29:34Isep, Rechii, Pectalis Major, Arctus Adominus, Gloria Amen.
00:29:50Is that the name?
00:29:51The name is that long?
00:29:52No, no, no.
00:29:53You forgot about that, but it's important.
00:29:57Stop manhandling him.
00:29:58Yeah.
00:29:59He likes someone else.
00:30:01You know, I think that you're enjoying this little study session.
00:30:09But I think it would be way more informative if we were wearing a lot less clothes.
00:30:25The rules are simple.
00:30:27If you get a question wrong, you strip.
00:30:30Unless you just want to stick to the books.
00:30:32High school bucket list item number 10.
00:30:35Unleash your inner vixen.
00:30:37No.
00:30:39Are you ready to lose?
00:30:42Trapezibusias.
00:30:43Where?
00:30:44Oh my...
00:30:50Um...
00:30:51Brachialis.
00:31:01You...
00:31:02That's cheating!
00:31:03Don't look at that.
00:31:24You know, I thought that I was going to be the only one getting naked, but you are getting
00:31:28pretty close.
00:31:29That's because you keep asking me questions I don't know the answer to.
00:31:34I may have made up a few questions.
00:31:37Uh, to level the playing field.
00:31:39You!
00:31:41No!
00:31:42Bad girl.
00:31:44Violence is against the rules.
00:31:47So as a penalty, you might have to lose this shirt.
00:31:58Make me.
00:32:02Careful what you wish for.
00:32:06Oh my god!
00:32:08Oh no!
00:32:10What are you doing?
00:32:12Daddy, you're crazy!
00:32:15No, I'm not this shirt.
00:32:19That's for cheating.
00:32:28Connor!
00:32:29Are you in there?
00:32:30Oh shit!
00:32:31That's my dad!
00:32:32No!
00:32:32No!
00:32:33No!
00:32:33No!
00:32:33No!
00:32:34Come on!
00:32:35Come on!
00:32:35Come on!
00:32:35Come on!
00:32:36Okay!
00:32:38Yeah, just a second!
00:32:55Oh, hey dad.
00:32:56This is Mia.
00:32:57She's my new tutor.
00:32:58Hi, Mr. Oliver.
00:32:59Tutor, huh?
00:33:01Well, Ms. Thompson just called and said you failed another test.
00:33:04So much for her tutoring.
00:33:06Dad, it's not like that.
00:33:08Mia is-
00:33:09Unimportant.
00:33:12Weren't you and Jessica gonna be an item?
00:33:15She's from a good family.
00:33:16At least waste your time with someone respectable.
00:33:18Dad!
00:33:20Mia's valedictorian and she's a way better person than Jessica ever will be.
00:33:23Girls aside, fail again and you'll finish senior year in boarding school.
00:33:30You're 18.
00:33:32Connor, this is embarrassing.
00:33:34Embarrassing?
00:33:35Dad, since when do you actually even-
00:33:37You know what? Never mind.
00:33:38Hey, Mr. Oliver.
00:33:39I will help Connor pass.
00:33:42And I know he will go on to do amazing things.
00:33:46Oh?
00:33:47How can you be so sure?
00:33:49Just a hunch.
00:33:50Hunches don't mean shit, sweetheart.
00:33:52Connor, wait, just please talk to him. You can fix this.
00:33:56I can't fix anything when it comes to him.
00:33:58I think it's time you leave, Ms. Valedictorian.
00:34:01I need to speak with my son. Alone.
00:34:05Dad, wait.
00:34:15Connor has to make up with his dad.
00:34:17Because a year after we graduate, he dies.
00:34:29Connor's barely said a word to me since that night at his dad's.
00:34:32I hope everything's okay.
00:34:34Today's test results were abysmal.
00:34:39But we did have two perfect scores.
00:34:43Stellar work, as always, Mia.
00:34:47And congratulations, Connor.
00:34:49Keep up the good work.
00:34:57Oh.
00:34:59You got it.
00:35:00Good job.
00:35:04Thank you, Mia.
00:35:08Seriously, thank you.
00:35:10I would've never been able to pass that test without you.
00:35:13Maybe now my dad will get off my back.
00:35:16Have you talked to him?
00:35:18Maybe you two could work things out.
00:35:20I know you're trying to help, but you don't know him like I do.
00:35:25You know?
00:35:27I can't just magically fix my own man.
00:35:29I have to try.
00:35:31Your dad's running out of time.
00:35:33That's enough dad talk.
00:35:34I have a surprise for you.
00:35:38Oh.
00:35:39Uh, wait.
00:35:40Before you guys go, I just wanted to say that I am having a party at my place this weekend
00:35:45for Mia's prom queen campaign.
00:35:48So, come through and vote for Mia.
00:36:02Nikki, cancel your plans.
00:36:04We have a party to ruin.
00:36:07Here you go.
00:36:07We'll see you this weekend.
00:36:08Come to the party.
00:36:10Yes.
00:36:11Oh, shit.
00:36:12That's my dad.
00:36:13Come on, let's pass before you see me.
00:36:14Wait, no.
00:36:14Just show him your test.
00:36:15He'll be thrilled.
00:36:16I'll show him another time.
00:36:17No, no, no.
00:36:17You don't have time.
00:36:18Just trust me.
00:36:21No, no, no, no.
00:36:22Hey, Mr. Oliver.
00:36:24Hey, Dad.
00:36:25Hi, sir.
00:36:26What are you doing here?
00:36:29I'm going out of town on work, but I wanted to see how your test went.
00:36:33If it's another F, Connor, I...
00:36:37I aced it.
00:36:44Thanks to Mia.
00:36:45No.
00:36:46No, I barely helped at all.
00:36:48It was all Connor.
00:36:48You should be so proud, Mr. Oliver.
00:36:50Whatever.
00:36:50Pride has to be earned.
00:36:52Connor's got a long way to go.
00:36:56You see that little gremlin over there?
00:37:00I want you to seduce her before the day is out.
00:37:07Got it.
00:37:08Hmm.
00:37:09What if I can't do it?
00:37:11Then do what you do best at parties, Luke.
00:37:14Force her.
00:37:22Hey!
00:37:23Just the girl I wanted to see.
00:37:25Can I borrow you real quick?
00:37:26I just had a quick commission question.
00:37:27Luke, you haven't talked to me since you pantsed me in the eighth grade.
00:37:29So why are you talking to me now?
00:37:31You're super smart and sexy.
00:37:34And I hear that you're really good at giving private lessons.
00:37:38So can I get one or what?
00:37:39Don't fucking touch her.
00:37:40Hey, enough.
00:37:41You are on thin ice as it is.
00:37:43No fights.
00:37:44Do you hear me?
00:37:45Look, stop.
00:37:46I'm busy.
00:37:47Yeah, please.
00:37:48Look, I know you helped Connor pass science.
00:37:50Can you help me?
00:37:52Come on.
00:37:53Just this once.
00:37:55Connor, listen.
00:37:57I know that I'm hard on you.
00:37:59But it is because I-
00:38:01Dad, I gotta go.
00:38:01I'll talk to you another time.
00:38:03Get off me.
00:38:04I know you got that party coming up.
00:38:06The invite's still open.
00:38:07I know a bunch of guys that could go.
00:38:10Come on.
00:38:12Five minutes.
00:38:18Okay.
00:38:19Alright, let's go.
00:38:24Mia's ditching me for Luke?
00:38:32CopCon!
00:38:33What a surprise!
00:38:35I'm busy, Jessica.
00:38:37Doing what?
00:38:38Looking for Mia.
00:38:39I heard she and Luke are getting close.
00:38:43Ugh.
00:38:44You know Mia.
00:38:45She would do anything to be popular.
00:38:48But you and me, we were born to be on top.
00:38:55She's gonna break your heart.
00:38:56And when she does, I'll be waiting!
00:39:08I'm gonna go find Connor.
00:39:09No, no, no.
00:39:10Wait.
00:39:10You're not going anywhere.
00:39:12Until we talk about this party.
00:39:14What?
00:39:15We'll come if you get on your knees and beg.
00:39:18Hey!
00:39:19Get the fuck off her!
00:39:21Oh!
00:39:23Oh!
00:39:23Oh shit.
00:39:24Cap's here!
00:39:25Anybody else want a trip to the ER?
00:39:27Hey, mind if I borrow this?
00:39:31Since you both go on to be rapey, frat boy misogynists,
00:39:34let me teach you a lesson in science.
00:39:36Every action
00:39:39has an equal and opposite reaction.
00:39:43Oh!
00:39:44Oh!
00:39:45Oh!
00:39:46Come on.
00:39:47The better party you get to.
00:39:50Fine.
00:39:51I'll just have to take you down myself.
00:39:55You know,
00:39:57for a second there,
00:39:58I kind of thought that you were into Luke
00:40:02when I saw you guys walking away together.
00:40:07Ew.
00:40:08No, that walking steroid is not even close to my type.
00:40:14So,
00:40:15who is?
00:40:21You're...
00:40:23You are not gonna believe who I'm into.
00:40:31It's crazy.
00:40:33What?
00:40:33It's so funny.
00:40:34Who is it?
00:40:35I don't know.
00:40:38Sorry.
00:40:40Oh, my mom just got back from a fashion show in New York.
00:40:43She needs help unloading some pieces.
00:40:45You should come.
00:40:46My mom would be stoked to meet you.
00:40:48No, I can't.
00:40:49I have to change for that party.
00:40:52Just borrow one of my mom's dresses.
00:40:53High school bucket list item number 11.
00:40:56Finally find a dress that makes you feel pretty.
00:40:58She just designed this dress for some singer named Gaga lady.
00:41:02You could probably borrow that.
00:41:04If you're into that.
00:41:06She wore it like once.
00:41:07Yeah.
00:41:08Or if not.
00:41:10I mean...
00:41:11If you're into it.
00:41:12Really?
00:41:16Yeah.
00:41:17I mean, our proton's positive.
00:41:19Right?
00:41:20Get it?
00:41:20Get it?
00:41:21Oh, yeah.
00:41:22Cool.
00:41:22It's going way of the way.
00:41:24Yeah.
00:41:24Let's go.
00:41:26Okay.
00:41:27Should I ask Mia out tonight?
00:41:31Come on.
00:41:31I need an answer.
00:41:37Should I...
00:41:50Look.
00:41:56Wow.
00:41:57Well, it's all thanks to your mom.
00:42:00You have to tell her to buy that boutique on Main Street
00:42:02because her designs are going to be famous.
00:42:05What?
00:42:06Are you like a psychic or something?
00:42:07No.
00:42:08I'm future girl.
00:42:10Remember?
00:42:11Right.
00:42:12Also, you've got to enjoy the early 2000s
00:42:14because the 2020s are freaking rough, dude.
00:42:18Well, if I die by then, just blink twice
00:42:21so I can skip finals.
00:42:33Okay, future girl,
00:42:35if you really know everything that's going to happen,
00:42:37then who shows up first?
00:42:39I actually have no idea.
00:42:46Hey, ConCon.
00:42:48You Sasquatch.
00:42:50I'm here, so your party's not the total bust.
00:42:54And...
00:42:54I brought party favors.
00:42:57Everyone's already done.
00:42:58We'll stop you in on the way over.
00:43:26I tried to stop her, but she's like a crazier Regina George
00:43:28with worse highlights.
00:43:31So cute.
00:43:32Oh, on page four, there's a great color boy that I took of Mia wedding herself in sixth grade.
00:43:37Yeah.
00:43:37Page four.
00:43:38She fed all my worst moments into a little pink book.
00:43:44Hey.
00:43:45Hey.
00:43:46Hey.
00:43:47Hey.
00:43:48Hey.
00:43:48I like your big tails.
00:43:49And everybody had braces, Mia.
00:43:52This shit doesn't matter.
00:43:57Actually...
00:43:58It does.
00:44:02Is this supposed to hurt me?
00:44:04Um, yeah.
00:44:06That's kind of the whole point.
00:44:07Do you really want your prom queen to be a girl who makes out with her NSYNC posters?
00:44:13See page seven.
00:44:14As long as it's not you, I'm good.
00:44:17Are you blind?
00:44:18She's been fugly since birth, and now everybody knows it.
00:44:22You know, a year ago, this book would've destroyed me.
00:44:27But now I know everything in here made me who I am today.
00:44:35So go ahead.
00:44:36Read away.
00:44:37I have nothing to hide.
00:44:39Unlike you.
00:44:40If you keep messing with me, I'll just expose you for all the horrible things you've done.
00:44:44You have nothing on me, poser.
00:44:46What about what you did with the ninth grade basketball team on the field trip?
00:44:52What?
00:44:53I...
00:44:54Nobody knows about that.
00:44:56You just wait till Facebook.
00:44:58Facebook what?
00:44:59Okay, English much?
00:45:01You know, this little tough girl act is cute and all,
00:45:03but the only one getting exposed today is you.
00:45:16What are you hiding back there, Mia?
00:45:18Your couch potato thing?
00:45:20Yeah.
00:45:21Show us your stressed out brain pain.
00:45:23That is way too far, Jessica.
00:45:26My mom gave her that dress.
00:45:28And it looks tragic on her.
00:45:30Honestly, I was helping.
00:45:31Hey.
00:45:32You're beautiful, Mia.
00:45:33And you know it.
00:45:34It's okay.
00:45:35It's okay.
00:45:36I'm not embarrassed.
00:45:41Jessica, you think being prom queen is all about looks, right?
00:45:48High school bucket list item number 12.
00:45:51Flam it while you've got it.
00:46:13Holy shit!
00:46:15Woo!
00:46:15Yes, Mia!
00:46:16Okay, Mia!
00:46:17Doesn't suck having my 18-year-old body back.
00:46:20Wow, look at you pretending to be hot and popular. FYI, you will never be like us.
00:46:27You will never live like us.
00:46:29No, I want a better...
00:46:32How about a game of truth or dare?
00:46:34I dare you all to strip something off.
00:46:41High school bucket list item number 13.
00:46:44Find someone who's just as crazy as you.
00:46:48Who cares if they stripped? Anyone can do that. I can do it. And I bet I can do it
00:46:54even better.
00:47:05Fine, let those nathbinders have a dumbass party.
00:47:10Bye, Jess.
00:47:14Oh, even her alcohol tastes like trash!
00:47:44Oh, my wrist! I think I sprained it!
00:47:48Oh, my wrist! I think I sprained it!
00:47:48Hey, hey, hey! Hey!
00:47:50Mia!
00:47:51Hey, she's not waking up! She needs help!
00:47:54Someone at least get me some ice!
00:47:56Now!
00:47:58Don't make me ask again, bitches!
00:48:01You can't quit on me right now, Mia.
00:48:03Not before I... not before I tell you that I...
00:48:09Mia, I've always...
00:48:11Mia, hey!
00:48:13Hey!
00:48:14Hey, Mia, you okay?
00:48:15Yeah.
00:48:16Yeah.
00:48:18Yeah.
00:48:18Yeah.
00:48:19What happened?
00:48:21Jessica thought attempted murder would be a fun party game.
00:48:24Okay.
00:48:24I was trying to recycle.
00:48:27How would I know her giant head would get in the way?
00:48:32I didn't see that coming.
00:48:33Yeah.
00:48:36Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:48:39Okay.
00:48:39Hey, party's over!
00:48:41Everyone out!
00:48:42You heard him!
00:48:43Go!
00:48:43Get out!
00:48:44Remember, vote Mia!
00:48:45Vote Mia!
00:48:45Vote Mia!
00:48:46I got you.
00:48:48Come on.
00:48:49Let's go.
00:48:56Okay.
00:49:01For saving my life.
00:49:03I'm just glad you're okay.
00:49:05For the record...
00:49:07You look like a total smoke show in that bathing suit.
00:49:16What's wrong?
00:49:17Jess never gets better.
00:49:20Better at what?
00:49:22Her bullying just gets worse and worse.
00:49:25And somehow she still ends up with you.
00:49:30I would never date Jessica.
00:49:32Connor.
00:49:33Seriously, I...
00:49:34Stop.
00:49:37Don't...
00:49:37Make promises you can't keep.
00:49:40You know the girl I actually do like?
00:49:44She...
00:49:45I know.
00:49:45She's a genius.
00:49:46You're getting your grades up for her.
00:49:48It's really cool.
00:49:50Get some rest.
00:49:52I'll be in the guest room.
00:49:54Connor?
00:49:54Can you stay with me?
00:50:04Okay.
00:50:06Okay.
00:50:07Okay.
00:50:10Okay.
00:50:12Okay.
00:50:14Okay.
00:50:14Okay.
00:50:15You're the genius, dummy.
00:50:18I'm doing this all for you.
00:50:43I'm doing this all for you.
00:50:49You have a beautiful voice.
00:50:53You scared me.
00:50:56God.
00:50:57No, I don't.
00:50:59I like to sing when I'm busy or bored.
00:51:02So, it's never around anyone.
00:51:04Which is good.
00:51:06I'm not just anyone.
00:51:12What is all this?
00:51:14Well...
00:51:15You know the tradition.
00:51:17Senior Prom Queen gets gifts for the graduating class.
00:51:21You want to help me rap?
00:51:24Mia, this is amazing.
00:51:26No one else would do this for their class.
00:51:31I've never met anyone like you.
00:51:35Not yet, anyway.
00:51:36I've never met anyone like you.
00:51:37I've never met anyone like you.
00:51:40So, eight ball girl, what's future me like?
00:51:46Don't tell me I'm a dipshit.
00:51:48No, you're not.
00:51:50Don't even look.
00:51:51I know you're not.
00:51:53You're...
00:51:53You're actually super successful.
00:51:58You're really smart.
00:52:01Kind.
00:52:06You're pretty...
00:52:08Actually.
00:52:11No wonder I was in love.
00:52:20Hold up.
00:52:21Who did you say you're in love with?
00:52:23No one.
00:52:25I meant that I was in love with...
00:52:31being from the future.
00:52:32Because now I know all of these.
00:52:36It's awesome.
00:52:37Yeah.
00:52:39So...
00:52:39So who do I get married to?
00:52:43Jessica Alba.
00:52:44So you gotta get over that Britney crush
00:52:46because things get complicated.
00:52:50Okay.
00:52:51You know, I can actually read the future also.
00:52:55Really?
00:52:56You know what I see in our future?
00:53:02Will you come to my basketball finals?
00:53:06I'd love to.
00:53:08Question.
00:53:10Are you gonna invite your dad?
00:53:12I'm sure he...
00:53:15will come to other games.
00:53:16He's busy.
00:53:18He's waiting for me to get into the NBA.
00:53:20Wait, wait.
00:53:23Connor.
00:53:25Your dad.
00:53:26Enough about my dad.
00:53:27Actually.
00:53:28Come on.
00:53:29You don't wanna be late.
00:53:31Okay.
00:53:46Everyone's gonna love these, man.
00:53:48This will win you crazy votes.
00:53:49Sure.
00:53:52But...
00:53:54I also just wanted to do something nice.
00:53:58Because...
00:53:58In a few months, we will all go our separate ways.
00:54:02And who knows what'll happen then.
00:54:04Right?
00:54:09Graduate in style, besties.
00:54:12Oh.
00:54:14You're too late, Butterface.
00:54:16The class loved my gifts so much, I already got all their votes.
00:54:34So you're buying votes now?
00:54:37Me?
00:54:38No.
00:54:39I'm just giving my besties the gifts they deserve.
00:54:43But I'm sure he'll like your, uh, goodwill hand-me-downs, too.
00:54:50Besties?
00:54:52You don't even know their names.
00:54:55Of course I do.
00:54:57Well, the hot ones.
00:55:00The rest are freaks, not people.
00:55:02But hey, money talks, right?
00:55:04Even to losers with social rabies.
00:55:08But come on now.
00:55:09Let's see what you got.
00:55:18Look!
00:55:20Trailer Trash Barbie got you all toy cars.
00:55:25I got some Gucci earrings.
00:55:34At least my gifts mean something.
00:55:36Um, they mean that you're a peasant trying to take on a queen.
00:55:41But you can't.
00:55:42Because you're a nobody, Mia.
00:55:45Do you want to try saying that again?
00:55:48Relax, Jack Bower.
00:55:50Brutal honesty is an act of love.
00:55:53And I love all my subjects.
00:55:56Even you.
00:55:58Look!
00:56:16OMG, you're twins!
00:56:27Marge Simpson hair, pancake face, Kool-Aid body.
00:56:31I mean, it's perfect.
00:56:33Oh!
00:56:34And Con Con here is your gift.
00:56:36Only the best for the basketball captain.
00:56:40I don't want anything from you.
00:56:43Not even a brand new limited edition PS2?
00:56:51No matter what I do, Jess always gets her way.
00:56:55Prom queen, Connor, what am I even doing here?
00:57:01Bribes aren't my thing.
00:57:03Maybe you should ask Principal Davis, though.
00:57:05He might be down.
00:57:08Hey, Mia, wait.
00:57:10Hand out the gifts that you brought.
00:57:12They're special.
00:57:14Not because they're expensive or fancy, but because they're from you.
00:57:17No, no.
00:57:18I know, they're stupid.
00:57:20And she won this one, so let's just go.
00:57:24Just trust me.
00:57:26They're gonna love them.
00:57:27Hey, you guys.
00:57:29Mia has gifts for all of you.
00:57:30And you're gonna love them.
00:57:48Mom, what are you doing?
00:57:50I'm gonna love them.
00:57:57I'm gonna love them.
00:57:58I'm gonna love them.
00:57:58I'm gonna love them.
00:57:59I'm gonna love them.
00:58:00So I know these aren't coach bags or Tiffany bracelets, but.
00:58:06I hope when you enter the real world, you'll remember them.
00:58:12Mia, what did you do?
00:58:18How'd you know I wanted to be an artist?
00:58:22I haven't told anybody I wanted to be an artist.
00:58:25But you should. You're more talented than you know.
00:58:30You just need a cool artist name, like Banksy.
00:58:46You'll be an amazing songwriter. Just write about that breakup, Taylor.
00:58:55That's just a little reminder to keep following your dreams. Be Jordan.
00:59:03Mia, these are incredible, but I'm kind of confused by my gift.
00:59:11Just wait a few years. You're going to be filthy rich.
00:59:17And you deserve it.
00:59:23Everybody shut up! Why the hell are they all cheering for you?
00:59:28Why don't you open your gift and find out? I got one for you too.
00:59:33I got one for you too.
00:59:35I got one for you too.
00:59:38You trash into the crimes.
00:59:41Baby, you're right there.
00:59:43Okay, alright, fine.
00:59:45You just gave me a mess.
00:59:46Wait!
00:59:52Hey, um, this one's for you.
01:00:06Mia, I...
01:00:11Me and my dad used to fish every weekend.
01:00:15This is the first lure he ever bought me.
01:00:18How did you find...
01:00:19Magic eight ball.
01:00:21A year from now, Connor mentions this at his dad's funeral.
01:00:25It's his favorite memory of them together.
01:00:28Do everything with your dad.
01:00:30While you can.
01:00:33You'll never get this time back.
01:00:38Mia, thank you.
01:00:41Oh my god, I didn't get you anything.
01:00:43Hey, no!
01:00:44Just tell me what you want and I'll go get it.
01:00:46Promise me...
01:00:48that you'll invite your dad to the games.
01:00:50That's all I want.
01:01:02For you, I'll do it.
01:01:09Congrats.
01:01:10Looks like you went over the class.
01:01:13Now what?
01:01:17It's time to step out of the shadows.
01:01:22Hey, everyone.
01:01:24Tonight, all of us misfits are going to the finals.
01:01:29Boycotting Jessica's prom queens.
01:01:38翔太太
01:01:43I knew he wouldn't make it.
01:01:45I knew he wouldn't make it.
01:01:48That's all you know.
01:01:59mmM
01:02:00E outrage
01:02:01In
01:02:02What are you rejects doing here?
01:02:07Animals aren't allowed in the gym.
01:02:10We're taking a stand.
01:02:12We won't be bought or bullied by mean girls like you.
01:02:16No plastics for prom!
01:02:19No plastics for prom!
01:02:20You all worshipped me a year ago.
01:02:23Worshipped?
01:02:26They were terrified of you.
01:02:28It's just that they were too scared to speak.
01:02:31But now we've finally found our voice, right?
01:02:37Since you suddenly think you're the Joan of Arc of rejects,
01:02:42let's hear your voice.
01:02:47Attention everyone!
01:02:49America's favorite outcast Mia Watkins just volunteered
01:02:55to sing the National Anthem in front of the whole school.
01:03:14Come on Mia!
01:03:16We're all waiting!
01:03:19Hey!
01:03:21Hey, yes you can.
01:03:23Show them all what you can do.
01:03:26All of them.
01:03:30No, no, I can't sing in front of all those people.
01:03:33Just don't look at them.
01:03:35Look at me.
01:03:37I believe in you Mia.
01:03:39Get your can quarter ready.
01:03:40This is gonna be legendary.
01:03:44I believe in you.
01:03:50High school bucket list item number 14.
01:03:54Live here beyond safes.
01:04:00Hi everyone.
01:04:03Please rise.
01:04:23Just look at me.
01:04:34Oh say, can you see?
01:04:40By the dawn's early light What so proudly we hailed
01:04:53At the twilight's last gleaming Whose broad stripes and bright stars
01:05:03through the perilous fight O'er the ramparts we watched
01:05:12were so gallantly streaming
01:05:17And the rocket's red glare The bombs bursting in air
01:05:27Gave proof through the night That our flag was still there
01:05:36Oh say does that star-spangled banner yet wave
01:05:49O'er the land of the free And the home of the brave
01:06:15Give it up for Mia This is gonna be your new prom queen
01:06:22See, everyone loves you more
01:06:41If you wanna win you gotta give them a show right?
01:06:44Yeah Plus I like kissing you What were you saying?
01:06:48Oh nothing that I um I just thought I'm really
01:06:59Shit, that's my dad What is he doing here?
01:07:03He never comes to my games What if I fuck up?
01:07:06Hey Connor, you're gonna be fine
01:07:10This is the big game Mia This is the only game he cares about
01:07:15Hey, look at me I already know what happens, remember?
01:07:21Listen, in the last moment Take that three-pointer
01:07:25It'll seem impossible But trust me
01:07:32I trust you And here we go everyone
01:07:37The big championship game The Fairfield Lions
01:07:39Versus the Falcons For the big one
01:07:42Here we go ladies and gentlemen Let's begin
01:08:11And ten seconds left The whole team is
01:08:14Down two points And Connor Oliver has the ball
01:08:32He's gonna risk it all on a three-pointer And there he goes
01:08:39Yes, he scores The Fairfield Lions 49-48 And they win the game
01:08:55Let's go First an A and now this
01:09:02Expect me at all your college games Con Really? Really?
01:09:09Sorry for missing out on this And on you
01:09:18I couldn't be more proud son Looks like you got a fan
01:09:23One who feels the same Congratulations
01:09:26Yeah, you were right about everything
01:09:33Oh, am I being pumped?
01:09:36That pippling mouth breather isn't going to steal Con Con
01:09:39And my crown
01:09:41We will take her down and dance For good
01:09:45I won because of you No, no, he won because of you
01:09:49I just gave you a little hint But I do accept payment and kisses
01:09:57I could do a lot better than that
01:10:09Wait, wait
01:10:11Should we be doing this? I mean, what about your crush
01:10:15The girl you've worked so hard for?
01:10:17It's you, Mia It always has been
01:10:24All you have to do is get
01:10:28Long one
01:10:28Yeah, she's incredibly thankful
01:10:47But she's so much
01:10:49And that's really unique
01:11:13Good morning, beautiful.
01:11:17You're staring again.
01:11:20Five more minutes.
01:11:23You're kind of distracting.
01:11:27Should we just ditch school and do this all day?
01:11:31I can't have a chem test.
01:11:33This was your chem test.
01:11:36And you passed with flying colors.
01:11:39Oh.
01:11:44Okay, say we do skip class.
01:11:48Mm-hmm.
01:11:49And what about brown tonight?
01:11:53Hmm?
01:11:54Oh, you still wanted to go to this?
01:11:58I figured I would just ask my crush.
01:12:01You're never going to let that go.
01:12:04Stupid.
01:12:06It's just that you're the valedictorian.
01:12:10How did you not figure out that I've liked you since ninth grade?
01:12:14Well, because I looked like Chewbacca back then.
01:12:18What?
01:12:18Yeah.
01:12:19I actually liked the frizzy hair.
01:12:22And those, like, striped turtlenecks.
01:12:25No, you didn't.
01:12:26Yeah.
01:12:27So hot.
01:12:30Ha ha.
01:12:31Ha ha.
01:12:32Okay, so.
01:12:34Hurry up and ask me, though.
01:12:36Oh, you want me to ask you?
01:12:37Yes, please.
01:12:38Oh, well, I gotta do it properly.
01:12:40Ha ha.
01:12:41Ha ha.
01:12:41Ha ha.
01:12:44Mia Watkins.
01:12:45Mm-hmm.
01:12:47Will you...
01:12:53Will you officially be my prom date and my girlfriend?
01:12:59Ha ha.
01:13:01Yes, I will go with you, and I will absolutely be your girlfriend.
01:13:11Come on, let's go win that crown.
01:13:14Five more minutes, you said.
01:13:17Oh.
01:13:17Ha ha ha.
01:13:21I am gonna give you the perfect Princess Diaries moment.
01:13:26Jess will not be able to sabotage your knight.
01:13:30Oh, she's going to?
01:13:32I don't know.
01:13:34You won a big at the game.
01:13:36Maybe she's given up.
01:13:41No.
01:13:43She won't.
01:13:47I know she won't because I've lived it.
01:13:53I'm sorry, say it again.
01:13:57Okay.
01:13:58This is gonna sound insane.
01:14:00Chris, but you're my best friend, so I have to tell you the truth.
01:14:04I...
01:14:07I'm from the future.
01:14:17Okay.
01:14:19Yeah, the future.
01:14:20Cool.
01:14:21Are you, like, totally freaked out?
01:14:23Are you gonna, like, call my parents or the cops or, uh, an exorcist?
01:14:28No.
01:14:28You're not...
01:14:30Mia, you're not crazy and you're not a liar.
01:14:34If you say you're from the future...
01:14:38I believe you.
01:14:43Okay, okay.
01:14:44There'll be the future scoop.
01:14:46How does Lost end?
01:14:47Oh, and was I right about Lance Bass?
01:14:49Okay, um, they got off the island.
01:14:52Uh, Lance does come out.
01:14:53And they're doing a bulky reboot.
01:14:56Wow.
01:14:57The future's pilot.
01:14:59You have no idea.
01:15:00But this dance could change my life, actually.
01:15:05So will you help me with this dance?
01:15:08No.
01:15:09I'm in.
01:15:11But before we close the Hellmouth, that is Jess.
01:15:15Okay.
01:15:43You look like a queen.
01:15:48Hopefully I'll look.
01:16:03Welcome, students, to this year's 2006 Senior Prom.
01:16:15You have one hour left to vote for this year's Prom King and Prom Queen.
01:16:21Yay!
01:16:23Repeat.
01:16:25Ready to go back to being a troll.
01:16:27Ready to need therapy after I win?
01:16:30We're going down, Watkins.
01:16:33Bring it on, Jessica.
01:16:42Come, come, come.
01:16:47You look so good.
01:16:49Black is definitely your color.
01:16:51Oh, thanks.
01:16:51FYI.
01:16:52This is your last chance to make the right choice.
01:16:57Oh, my God.
01:16:59Give it up, Jessica.
01:17:00I don't...
01:17:01I want Mia.
01:17:04But I want you.
01:17:05But I want you.
01:17:06We are perfect together.
01:17:07Why would you date a dishrag when you can have an icon?
01:17:11Oh, shut up and look hot.
01:17:13Concon, think about your future.
01:17:17My life is going to be amazing.
01:17:21It could be.
01:17:23If you worked on yourself and stopped screwing everyone over.
01:17:28You can be better than this, Jess.
01:17:36I know you didn't want this before, but open it.
01:17:43Cool.
01:17:49Jess, hey, don't do what you're planning to do tonight, okay?
01:17:55It could save your future if you don't.
01:18:03I'm not planning on doing anything other than winning.
01:18:17I tried.
01:18:19Principal Davis, there are kids doing drugs in the back.
01:18:23The bathroom.
01:18:23I think it's cracking.
01:18:27I don't know.
01:18:28But just go get them.
01:18:30Hurry, they are dying.
01:18:53Everyone, it is time to count the votes for this year's Prom Queen.
01:18:59Let's welcome our Prom Queen finalists to the stage.
01:19:03Neil Watkins and Jessica Hart.
01:19:09And as expected, give it up for your Prom King basketball all-star, Connor Oliver.
01:19:34While I finish counting the votes, let's hear it from our Prom Queen finalists.
01:19:41Let's start with Jessica Hart.
01:19:45I would like to thank all of my die-hard fans who voted for me the last four years.
01:19:51I'm so excited to leave high school and represent hot, popular, rich people everywhere.
01:20:04Hi.
01:20:07I shouldn't be here.
01:20:10That's what I told myself the past four years.
01:20:13I wasn't good enough.
01:20:17I wasn't pretty enough.
01:20:19I wasn't strong enough.
01:20:22But I'm here now.
01:20:26And I'm here to represent all of you.
01:20:29The misfits, the outcasts, anyone who's ever felt alone.
01:20:37You're not.
01:20:38You're not.
01:20:40You're not.
01:20:50Alright, ladies and gentlemen, the votes are in.
01:20:54Looks like we have a winner.
01:21:03And your 2006 Prom Queen winner is...
01:21:12Jessica Hart!
01:21:18I'm so sorry.
01:21:19Hey, shh.
01:21:20It's okay.
01:21:21This is your moment.
01:21:22You earned it.
01:21:28I knew you guys wouldn't let me hear the dumpster fire steal my crown.
01:21:35Smile, King.
01:21:36It's for the yearbook.
01:21:41You were right.
01:21:43You saw it all.
01:21:48And you believed to me.
01:21:52Out of the way, freak.
01:21:53This is for royalty only.
01:21:56Oh, shut it, 902-1-ho.
01:21:59Mia has something to say.
01:22:02I warned you.
01:22:11Mia?
01:22:12Mia?
01:22:13Mia?
01:22:14Mia?
01:22:14Mia Watkins?
01:22:15They're all for Mia and I saw Jessica throw them out.
01:22:18What?
01:22:19No!
01:22:20These are fake!
01:22:22Principal Davis!
01:22:23This is a setup!
01:22:24Mia.
01:22:26Is this true?
01:22:27No.
01:22:28No.
01:22:29No.
01:22:29Actually...
01:22:31Jessica lied, bribed, and cheated her way to the crown.
01:22:34Okay?
01:22:36Mia...
01:22:36Mia actually cares about this class.
01:22:39It's no wonder that she won.
01:22:41Fairly.
01:22:43But don't take it from me.
01:22:45Let's see.
01:22:46Show of hands.
01:22:47Who voted for Mia?
01:22:53Mia!
01:22:54Mia!
01:22:55Mia!
01:22:56Mia!
01:22:58Mia!
01:22:59Mia!
01:22:59Mia!
01:22:59They actually voted for me.
01:23:01I never doubted them.
01:23:04Where are you?
01:23:12High school bucket list item number 15.
01:23:16Embrace your inner crown.
01:23:19The crown is mine!
01:23:21I'm the popular one!
01:23:23I'm hot and I'm skinny and I'm a fucking cheerleader!
01:23:27What more do you people want?
01:23:47Jessica, first you cheated.
01:23:49Now you could have killed someone?
01:23:50This is grounds for expulsion.
01:23:53Security!
01:23:54No!
01:23:55No!
01:23:55It was Mia!
01:23:57She...
01:23:57She knows things.
01:23:59She's like a psychic or a witch or something.
01:24:01I swear!
01:24:02Bye-bye, bimbo.
01:24:04No!
01:24:05No!
01:24:07No!
01:24:09No!
01:24:13No!
01:24:13No!
01:24:13No!
01:24:14She's so thirsty.
01:24:17That's nothing Mia, help me.
01:24:18You'll get it in a few years.
01:24:19No!
01:24:20No!
01:24:20No!
01:24:21This isn't right!
01:24:22No!
01:24:23No!
01:24:24No!
01:24:25No!
01:24:26No!
01:24:27No!
01:24:28No!
01:24:28No!
01:24:28I'm gonna pass on you, Queen Perch!
01:24:32Here.
01:24:34Take this.
01:24:37No, I can't take that.
01:24:38Yes.
01:24:39I want you to.
01:24:41Luckily, no matter when or where you are,
01:24:44you can find me.
01:24:47You time-traveling nerd.
01:24:50Here.
01:25:07On your back.
01:25:10Hola.
01:25:11You okay?
01:25:11I'm coming.
01:25:12Connor, what happened?
01:25:26Jake-
01:25:31where's jessica jessica jessica hart
01:25:38i don't know she's probably in prison by now remember she got arrested at prom
01:25:43i haven't seen her since 2006
01:25:50everything that happened senior year came to
01:25:56but that's all in the past
01:25:59i want to focus on the future
01:26:02neil watkins since the first time i met you in freshman year i loved you
01:26:10you were the cutest classes wearing nerd i ever met
01:26:20and from our wild study sessions to winning prom king and queen senior year
01:26:27to taking on the whole world i i couldn't ask for a better nerd to be my partner
01:26:42will you marry me
01:26:44hurry up and say yes i have to get back home to lance
01:26:55i can't believe this is happening
01:26:59you're a time traveler man you didn't see this coming
01:27:04us getting engaged no not a million years but hey i guess some things you never see coming
01:27:17i always knew
01:27:30and no one
01:27:33no one
01:27:35makes me feel like you do
01:27:37and no one
01:27:39sets my body on fire
01:27:42no one
01:27:45gives me shivers
01:27:46gives me shivers like you
01:27:48oh
01:27:49no one
01:27:50does it
01:27:51you
01:27:52you
01:27:55you
01:27:56you
01:27:56you
01:27:57you
01:27:57you
01:27:57you
01:27:57you
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