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00:10It's Coco I'm very torn about winning these lip syncs having to pick these girls week by week is
00:18gonna be so hard but I also came here to play the game so by Coquita well this is definitely
00:25all-stars Tatiana who was your choice it was um it was Coco also I didn't think she represented
00:33herself to the best of her abilities giving the winner of the lip sync the power to send one of
00:40the bottom people home changes the whole competition I feel like now I have to not only impress Rue but
00:47also impress my competitors it's not fun this is a fucking doozy and it's just starting when she
00:55said safe I was like okay bitch so then they gave her her critiques I said damn yeah I'm glad
01:00I got
01:01my one-way ticket to the back row like we were back there like Jesus they're going the fuck in
01:06and they
01:06were poking bitch just like every little wrong thing they got everybody for it's become immediately very
01:12clear this is all-stars this is gonna be hard there's so much talent in this one room yeah this
01:18is gonna be something it's intense you know coming in this competition you think you can prepare it's
01:24like everything you thought you knew flies out the window while you're going 90 on the highway
01:29we're still here and we get to send people home next week who would you have sent home I thought
01:34I would have chosen Fifi I don't know man I don't either I don't know if I could do it
01:40Rue gave us
01:41the responsibility as the competition progresses it's gonna get more difficult and could it be one of
01:46those situations where you scratch my back I'll scratch yours it's gonna be interesting to see how this
01:49turns out baby this is all-stars game on the winner of RuPaul's Drag Race all-stars receives a one
02:02-year
02:02supply of Anastasia Beverly Hills cosmetics a coveted spot in the Drag Race Hall of Fame and a cash prize
02:08of $100,000 category is bundt cake that's a new day and I've been able to kind of sleep on
02:25everything this new power that we're given it changes everything this is the fucking drag survivor
02:29so nobody's safe no one Tatiana said like this okay here's Tatiana and choices choices I'm still
02:41feeling a bit burdened from the judges feedback I'm feeling sideswiped and I'm not liking how I'm feeling
02:54hey Queens now I brought you here because you are all stars but now I want all new stars don't
03:03worry it's not personal it's drag so who else you got hello hello hello in your mini mouth ladies here
03:16in
03:16Hollywood. All the biggest celebs know that the key to longevity is reinvention. So for this week's
03:23maxi challenge, you get to reinvent yourselves all over again because it's time for an all-star
03:30edition of Snatch Game. Hashtag Snatch Game All-Stars. Oh my God, Snatch Game already? It's like
03:40Christmas came early. Oh God, I can't even say it. I'm not even going to say that. I was going
03:44to
03:44make a joke about it. Gentlemen, start your engines. And be the best woman, win. Good boy.
03:57This is the Snatchity Snatch Snatch Snatch Snatch Snatch. Who are you doing? Teresa Caputo. I was
04:03also going to do Teresa Caputo. I'm doing Teresa Caputo. All right. Battle of the Teresas. And
04:10you. Mae West. Who are you doing? I'm going to do Bjork. All right. Your all-star Snatch Game
04:16gives the chance for those who bombed in their season to really stand out. So Alyssa, Detox,
04:22and Fifi have a lot of work to do. Girl, the last time I did Snatch Game, I fucking sucked.
04:26In
04:26season four, I sucked on the Snatch Game. Waking girl! Give a twill, give a twill, give a twill!
04:33This challenge is important. I think I'm going to do Nancy Grace. I think that'll be fun. It'll be
04:37something different for me. It's super important for me to do very well because I shit on myself
04:44pretty much the last time around. You're at the Snatch Game, honey. What's that?
04:50So the pressure is very high. You're doing Joan Crawford. Yeah. Joan Crawfish. Miss Mommy
04:54Dearest. Yes, God. Now, can you talk like Joan without your accent? I think you should leave
04:59the accent. I fought worse monsters for years in Hollywood.
05:06Alyssa's got to redeem herself from the Katy Perry. Have you ever kissed a girl?
05:10Well, never. But, uh, yeah. Because it's either going to be a train wreck or it's going to be
05:16a fun, hilarious train wreck. It's going to be a train wreck regardless.
05:20What? Who did you? Oh, you won the Snatch Game in your season.
05:23I won the first ever Snatch Game. Oh, so you think you sound bad.
05:26A little bit. A little bit. My Britney Spears got me far.
05:30Britney. Dumb Deedee's so dumb. Last night she got arrested for driving without a...
05:33A baby in her lap.
05:36Do you feel like you have more pressure now that you already won?
05:38Um, a little bit. Yeah.
05:40But I'm trying not to even get in that mindset. Yeah.
05:45She had let her know, bitch, that was unintentional, darling.
05:48The one joke she had was on... Adora, are you okay?
05:50Uh-huh.
05:52Even though I'm trying to put on a smiley face for the day, um, everything's just processing.
05:59And at this point, I'm just trying to, trying to figure shit out.
06:05Hello, hello, hello, kitty girls.
06:07Hello.
06:08Hey.
06:10Adora Delano.
06:11Hi, Rue.
06:12Now, last time your Anna Nicole Smith was on point.
06:16It was iconic, actually.
06:19Who are you doing?
06:20Um, Jen Crouch.
06:22I live for her.
06:24Yes.
06:24Why are your eyes all red?
06:28Uh, I didn't expect, I just didn't expect it to be like this, I think.
06:35I'm thinking of going home.
06:38Of tapping out?
06:40I think so.
06:49I'm thinking of going home.
06:51Of tapping out?
06:53I think so.
06:55Why?
06:58I think the, like, the critiques last night and, and, and just, like, the vibes.
07:02You felt they were extra harsh?
07:04Yeah.
07:05They did.
07:06The adore thing is the flannel and the fucking riot girl and grunge-inspired 90s movement kind
07:12of thing and, and, uh, it's such a sensitive subject for me to work with hundreds of queens
07:20that don't get it and then to come back here and I feel like Michelle does not take me seriously.
07:25I believe in beauty in a denim jacket and barefoot.
07:29I love all forms of drag.
07:31Of course.
07:32But if you're saying that because of the critiques on the main stage are the reason you're tapping out,
07:38is that enough to tap out for?
07:43I feel like you are being sabotaged by your inner saboteur.
07:50I look really dramatic right now, but, uh, it means a lot to me to just stick to my guns.
07:56I, I know how hard it took for me to gain that confidence and that, that, uh, and own my
08:00stardom like you taught me how to.
08:02What you're doing sounds like the opposite of, of confidence.
08:05Confidence means you'll weather the storm, no matter what.
08:08I just know that you're stronger than this and I feel that you're making this decision based on fear.
08:14The idea of tapping out and not sticking it through, what do you think that says to your young fans?
08:20I've taken what you've given me and I've, I've built a career off of my aesthetic and, um, that speaks
08:25to them all.
08:27On social media, there was some critiques made about my drag aesthetic and, um, I tried to kind of like,
08:34you know,
08:35zhuzh it up.
08:36In the meet and greet, one of the fans came up to me and she was upset.
08:40She was just like, you looked so uncomfortable and I know you did this because of this.
08:43And, um, just know that what you do is why, uh, we dress up like you.
08:49And there's no one like you right now and to hear them say how much it means, that's all running
08:55through my head.
08:55You know, you are loved here and I want you to stay.
08:59I feel that you will live to regret this and that's your prerogative.
09:04I am so forever grateful and I love you like a fucking family member.
09:09You've changed my world.
09:10I have to go.
09:13Is there anything I could say to you that would make you change your mind?
09:17Is there anything in the world?
09:19Because I'll say it.
09:23I feel really confused.
09:34I'd like for you to talk to Michelle because I know what she said on the main stage is a
09:39big part of this.
09:40I respect whatever decision you make.
09:43I'm so sorry.
09:44Let me give you some love.
09:49I want you to go and talk to Michelle so you can resolve that, okay?
09:53All right, I love you, kiddo.
09:54All right.
10:00I cannot believe Adore is actually seriously considering leaving the competition voluntarily.
10:06I'm hoping that Michelle can say something to Adore that will make her stay.
10:12Hello, Alaska.
10:14Hi.
10:14Things are just changing around here by the second.
10:18I'm so disappointed in what is happening with Adore and I can't even believe that it's even happening.
10:25This is a huge opportunity.
10:27So it's really upsetting and I hope she changes her mind.
10:30Yeah, I hope she changes her mind.
10:32But, you know, when you're up against that kind of energy that's in your head, it's hard to overcome it.
10:37All right, well, let's talk Snatch Game.
10:38You did Lady Bunny last time.
10:40You did very well.
10:41You were very funny.
10:43And this time, I see a big hat.
10:46Is that Mae West?
10:47Oh, yeah.
10:50Have you ever done Mae West before?
10:53No.
10:53You know a lot of her catchphrases?
10:56Oh, yeah.
10:56A hard man is good to find.
11:00Mae West is a funny character.
11:02But the thing is, there are a lot of fierce bitches here.
11:05Don't underestimate what they can do.
11:07Absolutely.
11:08Well, I cannot wait to see you in the Snatch Game.
11:10Make me laugh.
11:11Bye.
11:11Bye.
11:17Hi.
11:18As I see Michelle outside, a bunch of emotions are coming.
11:22I'm upset.
11:23I'm confused.
11:24Tell me what's going on.
11:25I'm leaving.
11:26Tell me why.
11:27I just didn't feel like this is for me.
11:30Because?
11:31You're a bit harsh, girl.
11:32Listen.
11:33But it didn't seem constructive.
11:36It felt like let's, let's, let's kind of.
11:39Like take her down a notch?
11:40Yeah.
11:40If you thought it was personal, absolutely not.
11:41I thought it was personal.
11:42No.
11:42It sounded personal.
11:43Yeah.
11:44Absolutely not.
11:46I wanted to throw up my soul.
11:47What did you think you were going to come into?
11:49You know that everything I say is not for me to be a bitch.
11:51It's for me to push you and push you and push you.
11:53I want to see you in 20 years like RuPaul.
11:56I want to see that.
11:57We've talked about your drag aesthetic.
11:58We've had many arguments about it.
12:00I'm pushing you to do something, yeah, okay, off-brand maybe or something you wouldn't do normally.
12:08Outside of this competition, Michelle and I have worked a lot together.
12:13She definitely tries to do the mother hen thing with my aesthetic.
12:16While we are here to celebrate all that makes you different, it's still a competition.
12:20I also don't want you to think that I am being a brat or unappreciative.
12:25The reason why I get so emotional is because I do care about you.
12:31And going back to getting judged by you, the dynamic is completely different.
12:35It is.
12:36It's fucking with me.
12:38Again, I can only apologize if it came out harsher than it was intended.
12:42I'm apologizing to you in front of fucking cameras.
12:45I don't even apologize to my children.
12:47It makes me sad.
12:48I know.
12:48It makes me sad.
12:49I'm not even like myself.
12:51I'm not Eeyore.
12:51Like, I'm sick of it.
12:52Like, I'm like walking around with puffy-ass fucking eyes, like trying to smile and shit,
12:55looking like a fucking swollen baby.
12:57Tomorrow's, you're so stupid.
12:59Tomorrow's another day.
13:01I don't want you to wake up tomorrow morning and go, what did I do?
13:05And that's a possibility.
13:09I don't want to put Michelle or myself in a position to where either one of us have to compromise.
13:14This is her job.
13:15She's a judge.
13:16I'd be damned if I go down that runway and her look at me and be like, fuck, I gotta
13:20take
13:20it easy because she's the Chiona.
13:22There's a part of me that's saying, like, can I take it out?
13:31Coming up.
13:32Can I be honest?
13:32Um, I think your Joan Crawford is more like, it's to you.
13:37I'm definitely noticing, working with Fifi, she's very strategic.
13:41I'm just saying you sounded like Alyssa.
13:50Hi, Tatiana.
13:51Hello, Rue.
13:51Last time you played Snatch Game, your Britney was exquisite.
13:54You won the challenge.
13:56How are you going to repeat your success?
13:58I'm doing Ariana Grande.
13:59Oh my God, of course you are.
14:02Yeah.
14:02What are her catchphrases?
14:04Um, she doesn't have too many catchphrases, but she's given a lot of funny moments.
14:07I have a feeling that for the decades since you were on, that you have been waiting for
14:13this moment to see all these bitches with your hands.
14:16Am I right?
14:17Um, yeah, to a certain extent.
14:19I realized, never try to win over the naysayers and the haters.
14:23Put all of your energy into impressing the people who were supporters of you from the
14:28beginning.
14:28That is very wise, because you know what, I ain't got time for the people who hate me.
14:32I'm too busy loving the people who love me.
14:34Exactly.
14:35Are we going to see you with them hands on the Snatch Game?
14:37Yes.
14:38Make it funny.
14:39Definitely.
14:39Okay.
14:41Hey, Roxy.
14:43Hola, mi amor.
14:43Como estas?
14:45You won $10,000 last week.
14:47Oh my God.
14:47You had to also eliminate a queen.
14:49A girl that I've known since I started drag.
14:52Wow.
14:52And I might not have that friendship because of it.
14:54But honestly, she's a seasoned queen.
14:56She knows how this competition works.
14:58Do you really think that she will hold it against you?
15:00I know if she was thinking like me, I would think, that's my girl Roxy.
15:04She's sickening.
15:04She won.
15:05Maybe she'll keep me.
15:06Like, you know, she's on my side.
15:08Last time you played Snatch Game, you did very well.
15:11Boom.
15:11Yes.
15:12Yes, you did.
15:12Tamar Braxton.
15:14Yes.
15:14I have no idea.
15:16Una Latina.
15:18I love Ellen.
15:21I don't know.
15:22Sofia Vergara.
15:23Oh my gosh.
15:25I cannot wait to see you out there in the Snatch Game.
15:27Just make me laugh.
15:29I will.
15:29All right.
15:30Thanks, Roxy.
15:32All right.
15:32Listen up, ladies.
15:33In a few moments, I'll meet you on the set of Snatch Game, where we will be joined by two
15:39legendary queens.
15:42Drag Race All-Stars Raven and Juju will be your celebrities.
15:47Oh my God.
15:49Juju and Raven are going to be here.
15:51Fuck.
15:52It's going to be a son of a bitch.
15:54So good luck and don't fuck it up.
16:01And Dory finally comes back into the workroom.
16:03She looks like she had just been crying or something.
16:06Um, I just don't feel like I'm in it.
16:09It was something different than I thought it was going to be.
16:12I think I need to go.
16:17I'm leaving RuPaul's Drag Race All-Stars 2.
16:21I feel like shit.
16:22I love you, but I don't want you to give in to giving up.
16:27I just don't think that this is for me.
16:29It's so hard to say goodbye to everybody.
16:31Group hug.
16:33I know that not everybody is going to agree with me, but...
16:48It's disappointing.
16:49This is a huge opportunity that we've been given.
16:52And so many people wish they could have been here.
16:55It does suck because, you know, he's a good friend of mine.
16:58But at the same time, it's just one bitch down who also was a strong competitor.
17:04So I'm just that much closer to the ground.
17:06How do you feel?
17:08Can I be honest with you?
17:09I'm just going to be honest.
17:11I do.
17:11Um, I think your Joan Crawford is more like, it's too you.
17:17I don't want you, like, offended by what I said.
17:19I just...
17:19Oh, I'm not offended.
17:20Okay, I'm just saying, like, you sounded like Alyssa.
17:25So...
17:27I'm definitely noticing, working with Fifi, she's very strategic in this competition.
17:33She's dropping little comments, I think, in an effort to make us a little insecure.
17:38I'm really worried about your Sophia.
17:40You know what?
17:41I'm worried about your Sophia.
17:42You are?
17:43In a long way, yeah.
17:46Because your Spanish accent needs to be way thicker.
17:50Are you sure?
17:52I'm second-guessing this accent.
17:54You have to get me crooked.
17:55I am totally getting in my head about it.
17:58I'm thinking I am going to change my character completely.
18:03Coming up.
18:04You know, I'm black by injection.
18:07Where's the body?
18:09Barbara, please.
18:17Welcome to the...
18:21Let's meet our contestants.
18:23A stay-at-home mom from Riverside, California, Raven.
18:29And a flight attendant who likes long walks on the beach, big dicks, and fried chicken.
18:35Juju Bee.
18:36Hi.
18:37Ladies, are you ready to meet our stars?
18:40Yes.
18:41Praise the Lord, it's Tammy Faye Baker.
18:45Oh, good.
18:46Hey.
18:47Are you wearing makeup?
18:48Just a little chapstick.
18:49My goodness, you are one of my favorites.
18:52I know.
18:54Moving on.
18:55The original blonde bombshell.
18:59Mae West is here.
19:00Howdy, don't roll.
19:01How's my little chickadee?
19:03When I'm good, I'm good.
19:04But when I'm bad, I get a serious venereal disease.
19:10Next, the totally wacky and original.
19:14Bjork is here.
19:15I love your suit.
19:17It reminds me of the lining of my small intestines.
19:23Next, the Long Island medium, Teresa Caputo.
19:28Rude, does December 25th mean anything to you?
19:31Yes, actually it does.
19:32Did you receive a gift on that day?
19:33I absolutely received a gift on that day.
19:35I got a gift.
19:36Wow.
19:37Don't mess up my hair, please.
19:38Sorry.
19:40Now, ladies and gentlemen, the legendary Joan Crawford.
19:44How are the kids, Joan?
19:45Are you deliberately trying to embarrass me in front of these reports?
19:49Oh, ho, ho, ho.
19:50I've fought worse monsters for years in Hollywood.
19:53Yes, I know.
19:53Barbara, please.
19:56Ah!
19:56Ah!
19:58Ah!
19:58Ah!
19:59Ah!
19:59Don't fuck with me, fellas!
20:01Ah!
20:02Ah!
20:02Ah!
20:02All right, now, TV's toughest legal eagle, Nancy Grace is here, ladies and gentlemen.
20:08Breaking news, we need to get down to the basics of the alleged child abuse.
20:12Joan Crawford?
20:13Where's the body?
20:14Christina, bring me the axe.
20:17No!
20:19Moving on down, Ariana Grande is here.
20:23Hi, Rude.
20:24Are you ready to break free?
20:26Yeah.
20:27Next, the one and only Alaska 5000.
20:32Honey!
20:34Roxy Andrews' total last-minute decision to switch to Alaska.
20:40I just have to ask, is that a wig on your head?
20:44Uh, if you're not wearing wigs, then you're not doing drugs.
20:49Girl, even I know that Alaska's song is,
20:53it's not a wig, this is my hair.
20:55It's a big idea.
20:56Yeah.
20:58All right, let's play Snatch Game.
21:00Juju, this is for you.
21:02Okay.
21:02Those sexy Kardashian sisters are starring in a new sci-fi epic called Star Blank.
21:09Pins down, celebrities.
21:10Okay, Juju B.
21:11I'm gonna do it.
21:12Star Booty.
21:14Star Booty!
21:15I'm a girl!
21:16To see if you have any matches on that.
21:19Zero.
21:20Joan Crawford.
21:21Star Booty!
21:22That's a match.
21:24You got it, lady.
21:25You think you're clever, don't you?
21:28Well, think again.
21:31Let's go on down to, oh, Alaska, what have you done with your lipstick, darling?
21:36Oh, my makeup is terrible.
21:38Now, Rue, I didn't put booty, but I did put anus available on iTunes.
21:44You know, close, but not a match.
21:47Missed it by this much.
21:49Hey!
21:49Okay, here we go.
21:51Ariana Grande.
21:52Oh, she's got a donut.
21:52You're licking the donuts.
21:54I love donuts.
21:55You love donuts.
21:56And I love America.
21:57What's your favorite thing about America?
21:58Oh, gosh, the people, the places, the things.
22:01Yes.
22:01Nouns.
22:02Yeah.
22:03So I just, you know, I drew a donut.
22:05Star donuts is not a match.
22:07All right, let's move on down to Nancy Grace.
22:09This just in, I wrote star injections.
22:13Star injections.
22:14Illegal injections of silicone into the body.
22:17You know, I'm black by injection.
22:22This is going to be for Raven.
22:24The pit crew have spent way too much time around drag queens.
22:27Now, before they slip on their Andrew Christian underwear, they blank.
22:33Raven.
22:34They take a very tasteful photo of their nether region so that they can post it online.
22:40They take a selfie.
22:41They take a selfie.
22:42Let's see if you got any matches over here.
22:44All right, Tammy Faye Baker.
22:45As it says in the book, before thou putteth honest, thongeth.
22:51Yes, uh-huh, yes.
22:52Thou must pray.
22:53Pray.
22:54Pray.
22:54Yeah, I got to pray before I put on my underwear.
22:56Most of the time, they don't even fit anymore.
22:58Just go filled with God's love.
22:59Yes.
23:00That is not a match, but a very, very good answer.
23:04It's a very good answer.
23:05You tried your best, darling.
23:07And pray.
23:09Moving on down to Bjork.
23:10Actually, I think I have the right answer.
23:12Okay, you have the right answer?
23:13They remove their testicles.
23:16Oh, the judges say no, Bjork.
23:18Oh, I just put mine here.
23:19You have testicles?
23:20Sometimes I don't understand anything about science.
23:25Sorry, Bjork, but not a match, darling.
23:27Okay, it's fine.
23:31All right, let's move on down to the Long Island medium.
23:34Now, we've never met before, so I want everybody to know this.
23:37Yes.
23:37I just know exactly what, you know, the producers in the background check has told me.
23:40You know what I...
23:43Oh, okay.
23:44I mean, the spirits are telling me a selfie.
23:48A selfie?
23:48Yes, the spirits are telling me a selfie.
23:50That's un-can't.
23:51It's spooky, isn't it?
23:52I'm telling you I have a gift.
23:54Yay!
23:55Let's move on to Joan Crawford.
23:57What do you say?
23:59They clean all the wire hangers out of the closets.
24:02Wire hangers, Joan?
24:04No wire hangers ever!
24:08Why?
24:09Well, that don't make no kind of sense, but it sure is entertaining.
24:13It's just...
24:14This ain't my first time.
24:15Yes, yes.
24:16At the where?
24:17At the snatch game.
24:24All right, Jujubee, are you ready for your question?
24:27Mm-hmm.
24:28My play cousin, Cornisha, is such a party animal.
24:32When mosquitoes bite her, they have to go to blank.
24:37Okay, Jujubee.
24:38The clinic.
24:39Yes!
24:40Good answer.
24:41Right.
24:42Let's go to Mae West.
24:44Well, I'm very happy to say they have to go to the clinic.
24:47Oh, we got a match.
24:48You know, I go to the one on San Vicente and Santa Monica.
24:51You know what I mean, Jujubee?
24:52I've seen you there a few times.
24:54Why do you go there, Mae West?
24:56Because after your 10th visit, you get one free.
25:02Fabulous.
25:02All right, let's move on down to Bjork.
25:04I'm very excited because I also said clinic.
25:07You said clinic.
25:08Yeah.
25:08How many bones do I win?
25:09How many bones do you want?
25:13See you after the show, Bubbles.
25:15Oh.
25:17Did you hear that, Bjork?
25:18I'm down for anything, especially I'd like to eat her hair.
25:21It looks like pastrami.
25:23Oh.
25:24Something else looks like pastrami, too.
25:25Oh.
25:35Let's move on down to Nancy Grace.
25:37This just in.
25:39Oh.
25:39She had to go to Casey Anthony's defense attorney.
25:42She partied so hard, RuPaul.
25:45Yes.
25:45Two days after the child is missing, she is drinking at the bar.
25:49Unfortunately, that is not a match.
25:51But we do have a DNA match, and that's coming up next after the commercial break.
25:54Okay.
25:55Now, Raven, the next question is a video from Bianca Del Rio.
26:01Tammy Brown is so unusual.
26:03When she was abducted by aliens, she blanked them.
26:06All right, stars.
26:08Write down your answers.
26:09All right, Raven.
26:11She shockaboo-fooed them.
26:14Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
26:17Let's go on over here to the Long Island medium.
26:20Are you writing something down?
26:21No, no.
26:21Oh.
26:22Well, yeah, because you're supposed to match.
26:23The spirits are telling me shockaboo-fooed them.
26:25I thought I saw you writing me down.
26:27You didn't see anything, Ru.
26:28I'm so sorry.
26:28I didn't see anything.
26:29See, it's the spirits.
26:30Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
26:32All right, Ariana Grande.
26:35I bet she sang to them.
26:36Nice try, but no match.
26:38Sorry, Rafe.
26:39Well, that's what I would have done.
26:40Let's hear you sing to them.
26:44The last time I went that high, one of my dogs died.
26:47What did you do to the body?
26:49Yes, what did you do with the body?
26:51I'm sorry.
26:52What?
26:53What did you do with the body?
26:54Where's the body of your dog?
26:56Tatiana's missing the mark hardcore.
26:58There's no jokes coming out of her mouth,
26:59and whatever our jokes are not landing anywhere.
27:02Thank you so much.
27:03Let's move on down to Alaska.
27:05She said hi.
27:07She said hi to them.
27:09Ru is throwing watermelons down the line and swing and a miss.
27:14It's like Little League softball, and she has no arms or legs.
27:20It's sad.
27:21You still have one more chance with Mae West.
27:24Well, Ru, I got to say, she probed them with her Tootsie Lou.
27:29Why don't you come on up and fuck me in the ass sometime?
27:35You don't beat around the bush, do you, Mae West?
27:36I beat around the bush all the time.
27:38What are you talking about?
27:41Okay, kids, our time is up.
27:44The winner of Snatch Game is...
27:47Woo!
27:48Hallelujah, I'm back, Ru!
27:50Yes!
27:51She had your love.
27:52Hallelujah.
27:53Well, I guess there you have it, ladies and gentlemen.
27:56Thanks for watching, everybody.
27:57See you next time on Snatch Game.
28:00See you tomorrow, friends.
28:01Bye!
28:04Coming up.
28:04This competition is going to be even more difficult because everybody's a judge.
28:08What do you guys think about, like, the strategy?
28:10You guys still going to go with the weakest link?
28:11If I win, I'm eliminating the strongest competitor.
28:25It's a runway day.
28:26It's a runway day.
28:28Today is elimination day.
28:29So, girl, you better bring it to the runway.
28:31And it's going to be a latex extravaganza.
28:35Will you shut all the way up?
28:36What are you doing, girl?
28:37She is Joan Crawford.
28:39Do you sleep in a bucket of ice?
28:41You better get it, Hannibal Lecter.
28:42You look great.
28:43Are you wearing that down the runway, mama?
28:48I can't with you.
28:49You ain't never do a beauty mask, girl?
28:51Obviously not.
28:55What do you guys think about, like, the strategy and, like, how you're going to vote people off
28:58and you guys still going to go with the weakest link?
29:00If I win, I'm eliminating the strongest competitor.
29:02Are you?
29:03Are you being serious?
29:03No.
29:04Oh.
29:06Now, is it whoever's weakest in the challenge or challenge plus runway or challenge divided
29:11by runway times two?
29:14Whoever accumulates the most points.
29:15All right.
29:16It's nice.
29:17It's an accumulative contest.
29:19But that's a really good question.
29:20What factor does the runway play?
29:22If it's a tie, you've got to break it with the runway.
29:24Yeah.
29:24Okay.
29:25That's fair.
29:26This competition is going to be even more difficult because everybody's a judge now.
29:30I would like to think that I would be Khaleesi, but I could go over to the Lannister side
29:34too.
29:37The only point of me coming on the show is to show that I'm a monster.
29:40I'll tell you one thing.
29:42If I win the challenge, I'm taking all three of those lipsticks.
29:44Triple elimination.
29:47How did it feel being in front of Raven and Juju yesterday?
29:51Right.
29:51That's crazy.
29:53Half of it was like, yay, hello, old friends.
29:55And then the other half was like, ugh, this is kind of nerve wracking.
29:59It's a little bit of deja vu because Juju and Raven are also season two girls.
30:03Were you friends with them in season two?
30:04Oh, yeah.
30:05I was really close with Jujubee.
30:06And me and Raven had a splendid relationship.
30:10You know what I think is cool for you is that there's potentially the opportunity for you
30:15to gain a whole new fan base because the fans are so fucking young now.
30:19Yeah.
30:20And a lot of them, they've just started watching the show at like season five, six, seven.
30:23You know what I mean?
30:23Four, five, six, seven.
30:26It's like a rebirth.
30:27You know what I mean?
30:27Yeah.
30:28And that's why I'm kind of taking this competition so seriously is because I really want to
30:32reintroduce myself to the world.
30:34The stakes for me in this elimination are high.
30:38I need to be here.
30:38I need to be given a chance to show everyone I'm total all-star material.
30:46This was not intentional.
30:48Didn't you hear me talking about it?
30:50No, I didn't hear you talking about it.
30:52I'll show you my notebook.
30:54I drew pictures of it last night, honey.
30:56Oh.
30:57Do you guys think it's worth winning the lip sync and the 10 grand to send someone home, Katya?
31:01Yes.
31:02Definitely.
31:03Me too.
31:03Definitely.
31:04I had to do it.
31:05It's a competition.
31:06Me too.
31:07Give me a high five.
31:08But you know what?
31:08You guys are like high-fiving stuff, but everybody feels different about it.
31:11Like, for me-
31:12No, it's not-
31:13Hold on, hold on, hold on.
31:14Can I finish?
31:14I'm so sorry.
31:15We're going to get this money afterwards.
31:17Let's be real.
31:17For me, I just couldn't-
31:18It's hard because I wouldn't want to be like, well, sorry, girl.
31:22You know what I mean?
31:22It's not about the cash tip, though.
31:24It's about the end of the finish line.
31:26And I guess that's why we're all different.
31:28We all have different feelings about different things, and I guess that's how that is.
31:30I don't know.
31:31I feel like my words are getting twisted.
31:32Never mind.
31:33Just take a deep breath and go, it's going to be a lovely runway, gal.
31:52I don't know.
32:01Welcome to the main stage of RuPaul's Drag Race All-Stars.
32:05Michelle Visage.
32:07What's new, pussycat?
32:08You, my darling, are the supreme all-star.
32:12Style superstar Carson Kressley.
32:14Are you feeling judgy, darling?
32:16I'm feeling judgy.
32:17Is that okay?
32:18I love it.
32:19The incredible Todrick Hall.
32:21Are you ready for more?
32:22Ru, I was born ready.
32:24And the rest is draw.
32:27And he's back.
32:29Ross Matthews.
32:30How you doing?
32:31Oh, honey, you know I'm back.
32:32I am a sucker for the snatch.
32:35This week, we challenged our queens to give us imitations of life.
32:40And tonight, in latex eleganza, they're ready to burn rubber on the runway.
32:47Gentlemen, start your engines.
32:49And may the best woman win.
32:55First up, Fifi O'Hara.
32:57Oh, she's got all her ducks in a row.
33:01I'd hate to see the bills for that.
33:04This costume is totally me.
33:06Fun and, like, almost pen-up-y.
33:08And I wanted the jewelry to speak for itself.
33:09I feel super skinny.
33:11And then the booty is, like, on point.
33:13I feel so adorable.
33:14I wonder if you'll put her in a bathtub, she'll float.
33:16Well, if it quacks like a duck.
33:18Yeah.
33:19Quack, quack.
33:27I'm fixing to sell this garment, darling.
33:30I've got my big 90s hair on.
33:32I'm feeling total gothic glam.
33:35I'm feeling very Violet Tchotchke, but the plus size thick and juicy Violet Tchotchke.
33:38Well, if a tire goes out on my car, I'll know who to call.
33:43She's ribbed for your pleasure.
33:44Yes, she is.
33:46Alyssa Edwards.
33:48Oh.
33:49Her lips don't lie.
33:50No.
33:51That dress is a roadmap for her man.
33:53I can read her lips from here.
33:56How?
33:57Right in the kisser.
33:58I am living.
33:59I'm colorful.
33:59I'm vibrant.
34:01Ferocious.
34:02I got my dress on with the lips because, you know, I got plenty of secrets.
34:05I got to hold back some I keep in the vault just in case.
34:07I want to kiss her all over.
34:09Or just kiss her ass.
34:12Up next, Katya.
34:14She's into water sports.
34:17Oh, it's Esther Williams' cousin, Pfister Williams.
34:21Wow, look at those breast strokes.
34:23Our cycles are synchronized.
34:25I'm giving you a skin-tight, seafoam green, Esther Williams underwater fantasy.
34:29My waist is cinched, my nose is pinched, and my body is absolutely drenched in sweat.
34:35Her look is making me wet.
34:37Take a dip in the cool...
34:39Katya.
34:42Tatyana.
34:43She's a tramp, a scamp, and a bit of a...
34:45Fam.
34:46Uh-huh.
34:47That girl is poison.
34:48My latex look is real dark lady, and I'm feeling a little sexy.
34:52Also, it totally shows off the fact that I haven't eaten in a week, so I'm feeling cute.
34:57She's like Johnny Gills say, you better rub her the right way.
35:01That's her chance to be drowned.
35:04Alaska fashion.
35:05Yes.
35:06Gotta do something about that unibrow.
35:07She's gotta get that plucked.
35:08This is totally blade rubber.
35:11Yes.
35:13I'm wearing head-to-toe, rubber, latex, geometrical, severe fantasy.
35:19I'm nine-part supermodel and one-part robot, and ready for insertion.
35:25Why are gloves so low?
35:27Oh, oh, oh, I get it.
35:30I designed for your pleather.
35:33Ginger Minj.
35:34She's gone platinum.
35:35I like the mermaid cut.
35:36Or is it uncut?
35:39I'm just walking so eloquently down the runway.
35:43This gown hugs every single curve in my body.
35:46I have never felt more beautiful in my entire life.
35:51Yeah, girl.
35:52Yes, you better rub that lamp, honey.
35:54Something's gonna come out.
35:57Detox.
35:58Yes, mama.
36:00Raccoon eleganza.
36:01Now that is a thigh-gap, Beyoncé.
36:05My whole vibe for this look is like this Amazonian warrior goddess.
36:11And I feel really fierce.
36:12My tuck is right.
36:13I'm brilliant.
36:14I'm beautiful.
36:15Because why?
36:16I'm detox.
36:18Now that's what I call an apple bottom.
36:20Red's delicious.
36:23Coming up.
36:25Unbelievable.
36:26Like, breathtaking.
36:27I love this runway look.
36:29It was a little Nancy Gross.
36:37Welcome, ladies.
36:38I want to remind you why we are all here.
36:41I invited you to all-stars because I believe you are the best of the best.
36:47With this invitation comes great responsibility.
36:50And I fought my entire life to not only grow my career, but to build something that could help launch
36:57others.
36:58Every week that you're here is another opportunity to build your brand and legacy.
37:03But there are no free passes, ladies.
37:07This is still a competition.
37:09And now I need to hear from you.
37:12Ladies, are you in it to win it?
37:15Yes.
37:16Good.
37:16That's what I wanted to hear.
37:18Now, when I call your name, please step forward.
37:23Alyssa Edwards.
37:25Ginger Minj.
37:27You are safe.
37:30Please step to the back of the stage.
37:37The rest of you represent the tops and the bottoms of the week.
37:41Now it's time for the judges' critiques.
37:43First up, Fifi O'Hara.
37:45Tonight, on an all-star stage, coming out in a latex swimsuit, didn't make me very happy.
37:51Okay.
37:52Your makeup is a little off tonight, too.
37:54Your contouring's so severe for you.
37:55I was there for your Gaga, so I was looking at your snatch real close.
37:59Okay?
37:59My face was right up in there.
38:01Teresa Caputo is the perfect kind of person to pick for the snatch game.
38:05And you did a great job with it.
38:06So consistent all the way through.
38:08Yay.
38:09All right, up next, Roxy Andrews.
38:11Hey!
38:11This whole runway looked like when I first saw you come out.
38:14I was like, eh.
38:14I don't know.
38:15Like, it's maybe a little too, like, dead-on and literal when you think of latex.
38:18But the way you put it all together made for a better outfit than just what this dress is.
38:23It was a bumpy snatch game for you.
38:25It was just like, oh, it just didn't feel like a yay kind of thing.
38:29Yeah.
38:29The thing about Alaska, she's funny, quick, snappy.
38:32There's a lot of little surprises that you get with Alaska that I didn't get from that performance.
38:37In the workroom, you said you were going to do Sofia Vergara.
38:40But you changed your mind.
38:41I changed because something told me I would have bombed Sofia, like, worse than I would
38:47have done Alaska.
38:48When you come into this competition, you already know that you're going to be doing snatch
38:51games.
38:51So maybe it would have been wise to really think about that before yesterday.
38:55Up next, Katya.
38:57I love this runway look so much.
38:59I like when people do something that's what you're not expecting.
39:02And what you gave us was, like, this Esther Williams moment with the full cap and then you
39:06have, like, the nose thing, which is the genius little touch that I expect from Katya.
39:10So right on.
39:11Snatch game.
39:12I love the snatch game.
39:13When I think of Bjork, I think of, like, an Icelandic toddler on LSD.
39:17Yeah.
39:17And you gave me that.
39:19You're just brilliant.
39:19You're an artist.
39:20And all of your answers were just so psychotic.
39:22And I just love everything that you do.
39:24Whether people knew who Bjork was or not, we all understood exactly what you were doing.
39:28And that's what makes a really good characterization.
39:31It was fabulous.
39:32Thank you so much.
39:35Up next, Tatiana.
39:36Tonight on the runway is kind of basic.
39:39It's something you'd see in a Fredericks catalog or something.
39:41Okay.
39:41To me, it doesn't scream Tatiana in any way.
39:43Your look for Ariana Grande, spot on.
39:46So the characterization was there for me.
39:48I think where you lost it were the comebacks.
39:51There were moments where Rue totally set you up and you just had to, like, spike it back
39:56over the net and that didn't happen for me.
39:58I can't believe I just used a sports reference.
39:59That has never happened.
40:04I'm sorry.
40:07This means so much and I've fucked it up.
40:15Don't be sorry.
40:16Be fierce.
40:17Because you are an all-star.
40:21Thank you, Tatiana.
40:24Up next, Alaska.
40:26I love this runway look.
40:28And I think what's so great about you is that you're versatile.
40:32I know.
40:32Big surprise.
40:33But yes, the details.
40:34The dress, the makeup, the dye line of the hair.
40:37It's chic and glamorous.
40:38The only call out on the look, I would have loved, like, a cooler shoe.
40:41Me too.
40:42I know, I know.
40:44The Snatch Game.
40:46It was brilliant from the beginning to the end.
40:49It was just an amalgamation of sheer genius.
40:52You did something really smart.
40:53You not only entertained us, but you educated our audience out there who may not know who
40:58Mae West is.
40:59Mae West, now for me, is you doing Mae West.
41:02Every time I go through a drive-thru now, I'm going to go, oh, I want a number one.
41:06Drive up and see me sometime.
41:07Supersize me sometime.
41:09Up next, detox.
41:11Let's talk about this look right now, which I'm living for.
41:15It's like the epitome of, like, latex glamour.
41:18Unbelievable.
41:19Like, breathtaking when you walked out.
41:21It was just like an oil painting.
41:22Like, a perverted oil painting.
41:24You just look phenomenal.
41:26Thank you very much.
41:27And I just want to know, where did you put it?
41:29Oh, you know where it is.
41:34The Nancy Grace.
41:35At first, I was like, oh my God, Nancy Grace is from Staten Island?
41:38You're like, listen to me.
41:40In the beginning, it was a little Nancy Gross.
41:42You know, it wasn't really there yet.
41:43But you found your way.
41:44It wasn't the right voice, but it was kind of the right person.
41:47So I'm going to give you a C on that.
41:49Thank you, ladies.
41:51I think we've heard enough.
41:52I've made some decisions.
41:56Katya.
41:58Alaska.
42:00You are the top two all-stars of the week.
42:04Conjadulations.
42:05You've each won two VIP tickets to Cirque du Soleil's sexy adult cabaret, Zoo Manatee,
42:12including airfare and deluxe Las Vegas accommodations.
42:16Wow.
42:18Wow.
42:20Vivi O'Hara, you lucky duck, you're safe.
42:25That means Roxy Andrews, Tatiana, Detox.
42:31You are in the bottom three.
42:34Katya and Alaska, each of you needs to decide which of the bottom three you'll eliminate
42:42if you win the lip sync.
42:45So, while you queens deliberate in the workroom, the judges and I will enjoy root beer floats.
42:53You may leave the stage.
42:56Coming up.
42:57I know that we're looking at this Ro-Laska-Tox situation, but that was a long time ago.
43:04She can say that all she wants to, but in the end, she's not going to send home her best
43:08friend here.
43:09Not when this one's like, okay.
43:20It's an odd feeling being in the top and then coming into the workroom for deliberation.
43:25Thrilled.
43:26Because I'm one of the people who has to make a decision about some other people in the room.
43:32Tatiana, Roxy, and Detox are in the bottom.
43:35I don't necessarily agree that Detox should be in the bottom.
43:37Her runway destroyed.
43:41National Geographic meets Italian Vogue meets Better Homes and Gardens.
43:45Flawless.
43:46One of you guys about to get $10,000.
43:48Yes, I am.
43:48When you win a challenge, it's just so, like, exciting.
43:52And now it's sort of, like, much heavier because there's this huge responsibility attached to it.
43:59I would like to have a moment with each of you on the other sofa.
44:02So, whoever wants to come first.
44:05Well, I'm here, I guess.
44:08Hi.
44:08Hi, honey.
44:10I wasn't expecting to see you in the bottom.
44:13Neither was I.
44:14But at the same time, I feel good enough that I wasn't the worst and I looked the best.
44:20Oh, hello.
44:21Do you know what I mean?
44:22And it's crazy because it's, like, this, like, Rolescatox-esque moment.
44:25I know, I was just about to say that.
44:28But whatever decision is made, that's not going to be favoritism.
44:32Right.
44:32And I respect whatever decision it is that you come up with.
44:35Well, it's such a shame I fucking hate you.
44:38Should I start packing now?
44:39You probably should.
44:41Shall I send over the next clown?
44:42Yeah, sure.
44:45Are you sure you're going to wear that?
44:46I'm going to see if I can get changed because this little hobble dress is not going to be very
44:50entertaining.
44:51Do you need help?
44:52Yes, would you please?
44:54How are you doing?
44:56Um, I expected it.
44:58You did?
44:59You definitely know I was one of the weaker legs, so.
45:01Whatever decision is made, it's not coming because of favoritism or anything like that.
45:06Just do what you feel is right.
45:08But congratulations.
45:10I win this lipstick.
45:12Win it.
45:14Okay.
45:14Win it.
45:15I'm hoping we're going to stay true to what we said because I feel like the girl who got the
45:19harshest critiques was Tatiana.
45:20So if we're sticking through to our plan, I should be good to go.
45:26Hi, how are you?
45:28Um, not good.
45:30Mm-hmm.
45:31I'm sorry that you're in the bottom.
45:32Um, I know that we're looking at this Rilaska Talks-esque situation.
45:37But that was a long time ago, and I want you to know that whatever happens is not based on
45:43friends and family discounts or, you know, favoritism or anything like that.
45:49Uh, yeah.
45:51She can say that all she wants to, but in the end, she's not going to send home her best
45:55friend here.
45:56So I just want you to know that.
45:58I trust it'll be a fair decision.
46:00I think you're stunning and really cool.
46:03Um, sorry.
46:05Stupid.
46:06Go ahead.
46:07Why do you feel stupid, though?
46:10Because, uh, I just feel like I didn't do my best.
46:14And something like this, you can't really fuck up.
46:17I need this.
46:18I really want this.
46:19Right.
46:19You've been here and you've held your own.
46:21I just wanted to show more because there's so much more.
46:25And I hope that I get the opportunity.
46:26But if I don't, I get why.
46:29I love you a lot.
46:30You too.
46:33I'm, I'm not going to lie.
46:35There's definitely a part of me that's enjoying this potential power situation.
46:38Girl, no.
46:39No, no, no, no, no.
46:40It's just because I'm so used to being terrified.
46:43Yeah.
46:43In, like, in the grip of total anxiety here.
46:45And now I feel like.
46:48I have to say there is a part of me that is very intrigued and attracted and seduced by this
46:55new power.
46:58But I will do the fair thing.
46:59I just want to tell you, you know, I want to prove how much I'm a different person than I
47:03am for my season.
47:04Uh-huh.
47:04And I feel like my time is too short still.
47:07I know I am in the bottom.
47:09And I felt like all I could do was my runway today.
47:11And it's not personal.
47:13It's just we're all here.
47:14We're all professional drag queens with careers.
47:15And we can evaluate what's entertaining, what's not entertaining.
47:18It's 50-50.
47:19I could be going home.
47:20You never know how these girls are going to play the game.
47:22And I'm terrified.
47:24Next.
47:27Tell me why you should be America's next top model.
47:32I know you're feeling terrible.
47:33Yeah.
47:34I feel like almost because I am from an earlier season.
47:37And I was so young that I do.
47:40I've been saying this whole time, like, I don't have to prove anything to anyone.
47:42But I kind of do.
47:43I thought I was on a good roll here last week.
47:46And there's so much more that I have that's, like, out of the box and different for Tatiana
47:50that I want the world to see and I kind of need the world to see.
47:54This competition means so much to me.
47:57I don't want to go home.
47:58I'm not ready to go home.
48:01I can't go home right now.
48:03I knew coming in here that, like, everybody's going to be so good that it's just, like,
48:06you don't know what the hell.
48:07From week to week, it's going to be a complete roller coaster.
48:10I don't want to make it, like, harder on you if you feel, like, towards one way
48:13or another.
48:14Don't think that, like, this is, like, trying to weigh in you.
48:16No, no, no. Bitch, I know you.
48:17I would like to really not.
48:18Yeah, no, I know you.
48:20Give me a hug.
48:22We got a code 69 in progress.
48:27Oh, silencio, silencio.
48:29Bring back my gals.
48:39If I win this lip sync, someone's going home because of me.
48:46I've made up my mind, but it's really hard having that decision on my head.
48:55I have to make the decision about who to send home.
48:58It's really tough, but it's still a competition, and I have to make sure that every decision
49:03I make is the right one.
49:16Welcome back, ladies.
49:18Two top all-stars stand before me.
49:22Ladies, this is your chance to impress me, win $10,000, and earn the power to give one
49:30of the bottom queens, the job.
49:34The time has come to lip sync for your legacy.
49:42I'm excited to lip sync against Alaska.
49:44I am feeling myself.
49:46I am preparing the world to gag on my legacy, which involves a line of platform jellies in
49:52every size, color, and shape.
49:54I know that I really need to turn it out.
49:57There's no question that I want to win a lip sync.
49:59It's another opportunity to impress the judges.
50:02Good luck, and don't fuck it up.
50:26I am in the bottom with two-thirds of Alaska talks.
50:31So if Alaska wins this lip sync, the chances are I'm being sent home.
50:40The odds of me going home are 50-50.
50:43I should be the one to stay.
50:45But you just never know.
50:48Oh.
51:20Ladies, I have made my decision.
51:28Alaska, you're a winner, baby.
51:33Contragulations, you've earned a cash tip of $10,000.
51:39There is sort of a bittersweet feeling right now because I love winning challenges, but
51:44it also means I have to send somebody home.
51:46Katya, you're safe.
51:48You may join the other girls.
51:54Will the bottom three please step forward?
52:04Alaska, with great power comes great responsibility.
52:11Which queen have you chosen to get the chop?
52:16Like you've said many times, RuPaul's Drag Race is a microcosm of the real world.
52:21And in the real world, sometimes we have to make really difficult decisions.
52:25And tonight is one of those times.
52:27I've taken into consideration the performances in the Snatch Game and on the main stage.
52:34And I've, most importantly, taken the judges' critiques into consideration tonight.
52:39The queen that I have chosen...
52:44...is Tatiana.
52:49Tatiana.
52:51...as it is written, so it shall be done.
52:54See me with them hands, girl.
52:57Now, sashay away.
53:03Thanks.
53:09The most disappointing part about being eliminated this early in the competition
53:13is definitely I don't have the ability to show everything that I have to offer.
53:18Not just in the way of clothing, but I have a lot more personality and talent
53:22that I didn't get the chance to feature.
53:27Contragulations, all-stars.
53:28Keep freaking me out.
53:30And you can find yourself in the Drag Race Hall of Fame.
53:34Now, remember, you can't love yourself, how in the hell are you going to love somebody else?
53:39Can I get an amen up in here?
53:40Amen.
53:40All right, now let the music play.
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