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00:09You
00:09Where's the couch
00:12No, why you sitting in the middle taking up all the goddamn space being in the top in the first
00:15challenge? It's un-fucking real. It's
00:19Unreal losing the lip sync. I'm not pressed. You know, this is my very first win of
00:25Anything on drag race ever and now I have two points off to the races
00:31Congratulations, ladies. Congratulations. Thank you
00:35Considering I'm at home on the first episode in the last all-stars. It's quite a surprise. The redemption is
00:41beginning. I won
00:42$10,000. I want an extra point
00:44I am the front-runner in the competition and I don't have an mbq point to give away so I
00:50get to sit back relax and enjoy the carnage
00:56Oh, yeah, so quiet
00:58Everybody okay? No, um, but honestly, I mean, I mean, I'm in I don't want to say in shock because
01:03I don't want to invalidate you guys
01:04Because you know both did I mean everybody did amazing
01:07It just definitely stung you ate it up in the challenge. I thought your runaway was so incredible. Thank you.
01:12So definitely don't feel down on yourself
01:14I mean, I do feel horrible. Oh, I do I am
01:18P-L-U-C-K-E-D plucked honey because I was so close to winning and I didn't get
01:24that win
01:24So it's just really it's hurting me right now. How do you how do you how do y'all feel?
01:28I mean, I'm I am of course upset because I have a lot to prove
01:32I I just I need my moment. I need I need it so bad. I just wish I was better
01:37I guess I feel like I do everything wrong. You did great
01:40You remind me of season two mystique because your drag is not the same as everybody else's drag
01:45Yep, and a lot of people can't do what you do. Baby, I'm not about to get a pizza box
01:48Cut that bitch up put it on because in five minutes. I'm gonna sweat and it's gonna fall down. Oh
01:52preach baby
01:53No one else needs to tell you why you're special. You need to realize why you're special
01:58Why your drag matters
02:03Mystique and I go way back I seen how she competes and mystique is good at strategy. I appreciate that
02:08sister
02:08No, you're welcome. You're welcome. So I think she's
02:12Masterminding how she's going to get her points, which is good for her
02:16How do you guys plan on spreading out these points?
02:20I feel like I still need to like just one more minute to decide cuz like I mean the three
02:23of you
02:24I mean, I'm obsessed with you
02:25Miami and you're like the sweetest person I've ever met so I need a little bit of I need a
02:29moment to decide
02:30My strategy is to just see who will give me their point first
02:33I am expecting some mvq points at least one or two because lucky is from Miami and we have some
02:38form of an alliance
02:39Going on and also I choreographed this whole thing each fucking person's number
02:44I deserve a point from each girl
02:46Sorry, is that is that crazy to say I feel like I'm gonna be very honest about everything
02:52I don't do the whole like alliance thing
02:55You know, it's a loss helping a sister out in need to me somebody who's like giving me great energy
03:01somebody who's made me feel welcomed with that being said
03:05I
03:05I shall give my point to
03:09My sister mystique
03:11Thank you
03:12She has honestly been so so sweet so kind and I feel like you you deserve it. Oh, thank you.
03:16Thank you
03:20What the fuck I will be giving my point
03:24Some more thing sir, you were amazing this week
03:28I only get back up in the world. Oh, thank you so much. You're so welcome girl. God, I'm gagging
03:33Me and Morgan discussed from the alliance, but that bitch became the front run overnight
03:37And I feel like this week morphing was the most valuable queen. She did help us out a lot. Honestly
03:42without her
03:43Oh
03:45Probably won't be no top so who I'm getting my point to
03:49Hopefully this one point is going to help this person figure out why they're special and why they deserve to
03:56be here
03:57Appetina, please give this lady this point so you can sit down and hush so I'm giving my point to
04:01lucky
04:01Oh my god, sister. Thank you. No, you're welcome, baby
04:04So me next I think so sister. I mean, I would give it to myself
04:09Duh
04:10But um, I'm gonna give it to someone that I've been obsessed with forever and she's another body queen
04:17I'm gonna give it to you akiria. Thank you
04:20Kumbaya, baby
04:21Kumbaya
04:25I was going to give my point to lucky because lucky was the one that wanted to do a miami
04:29alliance
04:30So girl, this is giving telemundo telenovela univision.com the house
04:34She literally in the beginning said i'm gonna do an alliance with you. She literally said that
04:39So honestly, fuck that bitch. Oh
04:41Lucky just slept with my man and slapped me and then put my house on fire
04:47Girl, it's just one. I could have had two. I could have, I could have been two. You could have
04:52had two. It's okay
04:53It's okay, sister
04:54In a telenovela
04:56The bitches get pushed off a cliff
05:00She took your bag and she ran
05:02Girl
05:04Yes
05:05Welcome to the work room
05:07Oh, they updated the scoreboard
05:09Oh my god, I see
05:10Hey
05:11It's a new day in the work room and I am sporting my beautiful number one so that all the
05:15girls know i'm number one
05:17And k.a. I had one point
05:19So morgan, how do you feel seeing the number three up there?
05:22Excited
05:23Happy
05:24Cautious
05:25Yeah
05:25Why cautious?
05:26Because now i'm the front runner and does that put a target on my back?
05:30I feel like winning the first challenge puts a huge target
05:33So don do you do you also feel like you have a target on your back?
05:36No, I didn't win
05:37Well, me neither
05:39And then you know adding salt to the wound, you know
05:42Lucky
05:43We have a sister. What do you mean by I added salt to the wound?
05:46I mean, I was already upset and then I thought we had a little something going on because we're from
05:50miami
05:51We are supposed to look out for each other. So last week was like, okay, I see how this is
05:55gonna go
05:55I never came here for alliances. I go based off of like
05:59But that's not what you said when you first got here to the table and you were like, oh
06:02We should do a little miami alliance because you did say that to me and it's on camera
06:05Well, actually, you said that to me first
06:07I did not say that to you first
06:10Sister, we should do a little azucar alliance
06:13Azucar?
06:13But sister, it's okay because you know what it's not to make it up to you. I brought you a
06:17little tip
06:17Oh, thank you. It may not be as expensive as a cash tip of ten thousand dollars. Thank you
06:22Thank you. In a room full of girls who have been so nice and kind to me. Why would I
06:26give the shady girls in the corner?
06:29My point. I don't know you tell me what would you do america? It's fine. It is fine. Everything's fine
06:35It ain't fine. No shade lucky. I was going to give you my point. I really was damn
06:39So I was a pity point? No. Akira, you are my girl for life
06:46Oh
06:47Oh
06:48Oh
06:49She's all ready to have hers
06:52Cheers my queer
06:54I'd like to order a tall glass of glamour
06:58Straight up no chaser
07:03Hello, hello, hello
07:04Oh
07:08Now let's just see if I can make it down the stairs
07:11Good morning all-stars
07:14I have a mission impossible for you. Oh, oh pit crew
07:25Ladykins, it's time for you to put on your big girl panties
07:29Oh
07:32Come on grandma. Oh, that's not really my aesthetic
07:35Today's mini challenge if you choose to accept it is to wiggle your way into these panties
07:41But you have to do it without using your hands. Okay, okay
07:47Watch it wait. Ladykins
07:49The first queen to pull up your panties without using your hands will set a new world record
07:58This mini challenge will self-destruct in one minute
08:02Ready
08:04Set
08:05Go
08:05Oh, Jesus
08:09Listen, I've never had to pull my pants up without any hands usually they pull them down for me if
08:16we get to that point
08:17I think that if you have shape like a curia
08:22Or morphine it's easy to move panties around a shape and let me tell you myself and lucky stars ain't
08:28got no kind of ass
08:29Oh, oh
08:31It's like putting a panty on a ruler
08:33god damn
08:35Come on
08:36Hold on
08:36Let me see
08:37I feel like a curia struggling because girl she got a whole lot of a dunk-a-dunk on that
08:41tonk
08:42So this is what Bellevue looks like
08:46Wait, hold on
08:48Okay, wait get away from me, bitch
08:50Guys are rolling up on me
08:52How
08:53Fucking hard could it be to put on panties?
09:00Evidently very
09:00Three
09:01Two
09:03One
09:04Time's up
09:05Now y'all got your panties in a bunch
09:08But sadly no one is a winner baby
09:12So you leave me no choice
09:15But to give each of you
09:18500 dollars
09:20Yay!
09:22Thank you
09:22One small step of science
09:24One giant leap
09:26For god damn stupidity
09:32All stars
09:34Call me old-fashioned
09:35But nothing beats a night out at your favorite local bar
09:40It's where friends, go-go dancers, DJs, bartenders, and drag performers
09:46Come together to create community and let it all hang out
09:51Yeah
09:51For this week's maxi challenge you need to use materials inspired by different types of queer bars and turn them
10:00into high fashion, darling
10:02The inspirations include
10:04The leather bar
10:06Like the ramrod in Fort Lauderdale
10:09All right
10:10I wonder what they do there
10:10I wonder
10:11The country and western bar
10:13Like the round up saloon in Dallas
10:16All right
11:12And beyond
11:42White shiny fabric
11:43I wonder what they do there
11:43Is there a guy in this bracket?
11:44100,000%
11:45I'm a piano
11:52I wonder what they do there
12:01I wonder what they do there
12:03I wonder what they do there
12:15Um
12:16All right
12:17Don
12:17Who chooses next?
12:18I'm gonna keep it going
12:19Ms. Morphine love
12:21All right
12:21Morphine
12:22Which bar do you choose?
12:24What's left?
12:25Tropical and kitsch
12:26I'll do tropical
12:27All right
12:28Which leaves the kitschy bar to miss lucky stars
12:33I don't even know what the hell kitsch means
12:34What is kitschy?
12:35Can somebody please inform me?
12:36I need a dictionary immediately
12:38All stars
12:39You can use your own hair accessories and undergarments
12:42But the rest of your look needs to come from the materials provided
12:46And as always
12:47Your bar queen couture should show off your unique drag style
12:52All stars
12:52Start your engines
12:54And may the best drag queen win
12:56Oh yes
13:08Oh yes
13:10This week's maxi challenge is to create a couture high fashion look
13:15From materials inspired by queer bars all across the country
13:19I knew you were gonna pick that one
13:20That's so you
13:21Well it was either this piano bar or white party
13:23I won the very first challenge on RuPaul's Drag Race season 2
13:26It was a design challenge
13:28But season 2 was 16 years ago
13:30Now expectations are higher when it comes to design challenges
13:36I'm gonna have to keep up
13:41Is this a lip sync song?
13:45I have a history of doing very well in design challenges on Drag Race
13:48But I never won anything
13:50So going through the piano bar materials
13:53It's even better than I thought
13:54Oh my god I got some good shit over here
13:57I think my chances to win are good
14:00But do I feel comfortable?
14:01Absolutely fucking not
14:02I only have one point above these other girls
14:05Okay
14:06I gotta keep this shit cooking
14:08Oh
14:10Morphine?
14:11Will you be my valentine?
14:12No
14:13Never
14:15That's not very nice
14:16I really wanted piano bar
14:17I know you did me dirty sister
14:19I did I'm so sorry
14:20Dawn is a rotted elf
14:23Period
14:24You didn't pick it just because I wanted it right?
14:25No absolutely not
14:26Well because you know what was left?
14:27Fucking piano bar, tropical bar and kitch bar
14:29But kitch bar is so you though
14:30Don't fucking ever say that to me
14:32You nasty rotted bitch
14:33This reminds me of like my grandma's home in Miami
14:36I'm upset about getting tropical bar because
14:38Just too on the nose
14:39Like everyone knows I'm from Miami
14:40Everybody knows I'm tropical
14:42Everybody knows
14:43I wanted to do something different
14:44So I'm a little very upset
14:46The fuck is this?
14:48What is this?
14:49What is this?
14:50It's a map
14:51Baby that's a corset
14:52There's two weeks left in the bracket
14:53And I only have one point
14:55If I don't win this
14:56It can get really hard to make it to the semifinals
14:59I've never been in this mindset
15:00I'm trying to get out of it
15:01You know what I mean?
15:01This beading though
15:02This white beading is really kind
15:03I'm happy I got this
15:04I'm not really a sewer
15:05But I am determined to get this together
15:07I'm just gonna do what I can
15:08Yeah
15:08Hope for the best
15:10I mean on my third story challenge
15:11I looked great
15:13It's just for me a bit basic
15:15I believe the placement was what?
15:17No
15:17Dawn I don't need this right now
15:19Get out of here
15:20Leave me alone
15:23Girl you already working
15:24I'm trying to create like the base for a headpiece
15:27The character is a party monster
15:29That girl got that hot glue all on her hands
15:31That's not burning?
15:32No
15:33You know what's burning?
15:34I know I don't want to know
15:35My passion
15:35Oh I thought you were going to say something
15:36And I'm supposed to
15:37See there you go
15:38They got a pill for that
15:39I went home on a design challenge on my season
15:41It was not me at all
15:43It was not my aesthetic
15:44It was not my style
15:45This isn't your strong suit
15:46So maybe get back to what is
15:48But these kitschy materials are not that bad
15:50Now that I'm looking at them
15:51You know what
15:51Maybe the drag gods are with me today
15:53This could be a real redemption
15:55None of these girls could do what I do
15:58You have glue all in your hair
15:59I know
16:00That's what happens over here
16:04Hey Tyria
16:05Hey Tyria I have a question for you
16:06This is what what I'm thinking
16:09Having this as bathing suit
16:12Right?
16:13A leather bathing suit?
16:15Yeah
16:16Or a leotard
16:16There you go
16:17Leotard
16:17Oh okay
16:18Sewing is not my expertise
16:20I pay people to do that for me
16:22So who is giving us a piece over?
16:25Bacaria
16:26So come here baby
16:27It's time to give auntie emotional support
16:29And you know how Michelle feels about leotard
16:31Right
16:32Because you still want to be high fashion
16:33And you already got the critiques last week
16:35That you were the shy person
16:37In this look
16:37I kept trying to see LaToya
16:39But I kept seeing Albertina Walker
16:40When I watched the performance
16:41I thought you were shy
16:43So you want to do something
16:44That's going to make yourself stand out
16:46True
16:46I need help with that
16:47You and all that crap
16:48Yeah that's fine
16:49Oh look at your sketch
16:51Playing around girl
16:55Granted I don't sketch whatsoever
16:56But I wouldn't know where to start with her sketch
16:58Like do y'all remember the game hangman
17:00It's not even that good
17:01I just don't want you to
17:03Albinita yesterday
17:05Bitch fuck you too
17:06Albinita goes to the rodeo
17:08Not a lady
17:12What do you guys think is your biggest competition in this challenge?
17:14No not me
17:15No I would say Don
17:16For me it's you and Don
17:17Is Don a seamstress?
17:19Yeah
17:19We're a major fucking seamstress
17:20You know how to sew
17:23Um I'm self-taught
17:25But when I sew it's very trial and error
17:27So being that we're limited
17:28I can't really play trial and error
17:30From what I produce at home
17:32I think people feel as if you know
17:34Oh Akira's going to excel in this challenge
17:36This is your challenge Dwayne
17:40So think about that
17:41But this is not my creative process whatsoever
17:43I have to be cooking or doing something random
17:46And then you know it's my ideal will pop up
17:49Here it's a different ball game
17:50Or what if I did a big stupid coat
17:53I just don't know yet
17:55But I really want this to do something
17:57There's no room for error
17:58There's no time for error
18:00Fuck room
18:01You know what to do
18:03I don't have a clue
18:08I don't know why I have these
18:09You know these hankies and all this color
18:10Because you know it's big
18:11In the leather community
18:12Oh the hanky code
18:13Yes what color should we give the girls
18:15And in what pockets
18:16The hanky code in the gay community
18:18Was an undercover
18:20Thing back in the day
18:21To let people know here's what I'm into
18:23I'm the giver I'm the taker
18:25Left right
18:26Who should get pink?
18:26We found ways to be ourselves
18:29Through fashion
18:30And I think that's pretty fucking genius
18:32Who looks like they like dildos?
18:35Morphine
18:36Here you go
18:37Oh I like this color
18:38You see Morgan you was right
18:39She said she likes the color
18:41That means you love dildos
18:43I like the color pink obviously
18:46But I'm a Christian woman
18:47I don't play with those things
18:49What about cream?
18:51Morphine
18:51Morphine
18:52Here you go
18:53What does this mean?
18:55Learn your history
18:57And I'm a virgin
19:00Why are you laughing?
19:01I look like I'm here to do housekeeping
19:05Housekeeping
19:06Girl
19:07You said it
19:08I'll just say it
19:09I come from a long line of housekeepers
19:10Henny
19:12Hey all stars
19:15We've got company
19:16Uh oh
19:17Hi bitches
19:20I brought drink tickets
19:24It is time for the walk through with Rue
19:26And our very special guest today is Raven
19:28And I am so excited to see my bestie
19:31Raven and I have competed together on season two
19:33We've been friends for decades
19:35She's a truth teller
19:36There's no bullshit with her
19:38Say hello to Raven
19:39Hi
19:40Hi Morphine
19:41You look gorgeous
19:41Thank you
19:42What's your history with design challenges?
19:44I am a drag design challenge survivor
19:48Yes girl
19:48Like the first two challenges
19:50I was safe
19:51And the third one
19:52I did like a goth mermaid tail gown
19:54I thought I was maybe gonna be like in the top
19:56But I was bottom three
19:57But it's fine
19:57So this time around
19:58Did you come with a silhouette that you know how to make?
20:01I'm doing mermaid tail pants
20:04Okay
20:04Like very Selena Quintanilla
20:05Yeah
20:06Because tropical is not really like grand
20:08And I'm trying to make tropical like grand
20:10Maybe like a tropical goddess
20:12I don't know
20:13Obviously you're from Florida
20:14You frequent tropical gay clubs
20:16Yeah
20:17So maybe it's kismet
20:18Maybe you will turn this out and be in the top two
20:20Top two
20:21Uh huh
20:21Please my god
20:22Just do what you know
20:23And make it fabulous
20:25And here's drink tickets
20:26Thank you uh
20:27Should I get one more since I didn't get that point?
20:29No but we're gonna need to see your id
20:31Oh girl
20:31They always ask me that now I look young
20:34Hello Dawn
20:35How are we?
20:37Oh is that a bug?
20:39Damn girl
20:39What the fuck?
20:40That's who I am
20:42I will fucking fly up
20:44Trust me
20:44Did you bring this body form with you?
20:46I did
20:47I'm very intrigued as to what this is going to become
20:49Yeah I got the piano bar
20:50And I'm going for something very structural
20:53It looks like a lampshade right now
20:56That's pretty elaborate
20:57That outfit
20:58Yes it is
20:58Raven is it a toot or a boot?
21:01Well based on just the sketch
21:03It's a toot
21:03And you know I appreciate that
21:05Because you booted me a lot in my season
21:06I did
21:06Really?
21:07She did
21:08I'm gonna boot it
21:08I'm gonna boot it all I want
21:09I'm gonna give it a boot
21:10I'm giving it a boot
21:11For all of the boots
21:15I'll give you two more
21:16Thank you
21:17My sketch gets a toot
21:19I should feel confident
21:20But I'm just hoping that I don't run out of time
21:22I got Kitchy
21:23The Kitchy bar
21:24Okay
21:24Okay
21:25And what I got from that is
21:26Color, prints, craziness
21:29I'm thinking of literally being a party monster
21:31Well that's right up your alley isn't it?
21:33A hundred percent
21:33So do you bitch
21:35I'm having a lot of fun
21:36Funchman
21:37I've heard you girls say that
21:38Two hundred thousand dollars
21:40No what?
21:40Fuck fun
21:41How about that?
21:42Yeah
21:42You can have fun with
21:44Dream tickets
21:45Actually I'll give you six
21:46They're made of paper
21:47Use them in your luck
21:48Oh my god
21:49Remember the earrings
21:50How about that?
21:52Ooh
21:52Another body form
21:53I brought this dress form from home
21:55You know that'll really make mannequins in my size
21:58So I had to make sure that the curves
22:00Uh huh
22:01Get the curves
22:01Aside from coming to this competition
22:04You travel with a sewing machine
22:06All the time
22:07All the time
22:07Because you never
22:08A woman is never sure
22:09Yeah
22:10And someone may need something
22:11Do you charge them?
22:12Oh
22:13Do you work for free?
22:16I knew
22:17Oh thank you
22:18And you made your outfit last week
22:21Yes I did
22:21That was really beautiful
22:22Good for you
22:24And your design challenges
22:25You did well
22:28I was safe
22:29You didn't win any of the design challenges?
22:30I didn't win any design challenges
22:31Now you got the white party
22:33Do you have a sketch or anything that you're thinking?
22:35I don't know exactly what I'm doing with it
22:37But
22:37Okay
22:38All right
22:38Well this is beautiful fabric
22:40I'm excited to see what you come up with
22:43The weight of the world is on my shoulders
22:44Because Rue knows I travel with a sewing machine
22:46And she knows that I design my costumes
22:48But yeah
22:48I haven't won a design challenge here
22:50Some drink tickets
22:51Oh where's the bar?
22:53I have to figure out what I'm doing
22:54Because this is a great opportunity
22:56For me to add some more points to the board
22:57So it's like
22:59You're gonna eat the shit or get off the pot
23:02Mystique Summers
23:03This is your old competitor from season two
23:06I know and the hoe that sent me home from country western is here
23:09Oh that's
23:10Yeah
23:10I picked country western because
23:13I was like season two I went home with this
23:15Let's try it now
23:16Which is sometimes okay
23:19I don't want to play safe
23:20No
23:21You want to be in the top
23:23Well correct
23:24But I don't want nobody to be like
23:25Well she picked piano bar
23:26Because she already know that
23:27And that's her strongest aesthetic
23:28I'd rather be the one to be like
23:29You know what?
23:30Let's just chance it
23:31And then we'll see where this is going to go
23:33Which is fierce
23:34Yes
23:34But let's hope it works in your favor
23:36Yes because what I'm designing
23:38Is more like executive
23:40Where it's almost like a pencil skirt
23:41With like a sheer almost blouse at the top
23:44With a nice brown leather coat
23:45Okay
23:46Rue and Raven are surprised that I went with the country bar
23:49But last week
23:50The judges said that I seem shy and timid
23:53So I can't keep coasting
23:55I'd rather take that risk and fail
23:57Than play it safe
23:59Morgan say hello to Raven
24:01The Emmy
24:01Hi the Emmy
24:02Obviously Raven and yourself are very close
24:05It's like a barnacle stuck to my ass
24:07But we separate our work and friendship
24:10This is her job
24:11I'm a contestant
24:12She has an Emmy
24:13You have an NM up
24:16Okay you won last week's challenge
24:18So you got to choose first
24:19You chose leather bar
24:21Do you have a sketch or do you have an idea?
24:23I do not have a sketch but I like structure
24:25Then I've cut all of these
24:26And I'm planning on creating structure with flowers
24:29I saw you in a full leather outfit last week in the workroom
24:33Your concept is it something you've done before?
24:35No the direction I want to go is more of a glamorous thing
24:38Mm-hmm
24:38You know tight in here
24:41Loose out here
24:42Now that's unusual for you isn't it?
24:45What I want to do is kind of
24:47Now you've fucked me up
24:49No no you're gonna
24:50No I'm just teasing
24:51Rue is definitely making me question which direction I should be going in
24:55And I'm a little nervous
24:58Because I have to be in the top
25:00Drive home safely
25:03Because I'm in the lead and I know nobody else is giving me that point
25:06I can guarantee it
25:17Hey morphing
25:18Are you cold over there?
25:20No
25:20Are you always so naked?
25:22I'm usually always naked it's really hot in Miami
25:24Did you like the view?
25:26I don't know I'm still undecided right now
25:28Oh how did it make you feel?
25:30It got me a little hot but not bothered yet
25:33Well I finished
25:34You're done
25:35Wait put it on
25:36I'm not in front of you
25:37Oh my god
25:37You're gonna judge me
25:38My biggest concern with this design challenge is having unfinished edges
25:42Not having hems
25:43It looking hodgepodgey
25:44Look at that
25:46Girl it's giving the pre-patterned tights that I buy at my local Goodwill
25:50Girl that was disrespectful as fuck
25:52I'm gonna eat you up in this fucking challenge bitch
25:54Yes you are
25:55I'm rooting for you girl
25:57What's wrong poops?
25:59What's wrong?
26:00Right now I'm feeling the added pressure of everyone expecting me to excel
26:04And I think that's messing with my idea process
26:06Do you feel strong?
26:08No
26:09For this
26:10I'm stuck
26:10Hey Akira
26:11When you can get a chance can you show me how to put the shirts together?
26:14Bring it here let me see
26:15Akira stretch fabric if it's a bodysuit
26:18Should it stretch this way or this way?
26:20I can help you
26:20Akira you wanna cover this?
26:22This is what you should do baby
26:23I don't mind helping of course but I'm really nervous because
26:27Y'all at least have y'all meat and potatoes
26:29I don't even have a plate
26:31So you know at this point it's like you know what Akira just jump on the sewing machine
26:35And bitch you can go from there
26:37The girls are sewing you hear that?
26:42This is big
26:44The fuck?
26:45This say you like my head?
26:46Yeah
26:46It's real big huh?
26:48It's a big head
26:49What's that?
26:51Oh
26:51Oh my god
26:54You're not gonna out headpiece me
26:56Is it a battle of the headpieces sister?
26:59Not on my watch
27:01Sister you have a crack
27:02No sister that's gonna that's gonna be hidden sister
27:05Oh
27:05This is drag sister
27:06Good
27:07No it is not about all the headpieces
27:08She is not making a headpiece
27:09She's making a fungal overgrowth
27:12Rooting for you queen
27:13Me too you know I'm the biggest Dawn fan
27:15Oh yes
27:17Did anybody in here watch our country challenge on season two of RuPaul's Drag
27:21Obviously Mystique was a part of it
27:22I just watched it
27:23Mystique baby
27:25Why?
27:26Mystique I
27:26Now I'm not gonna lie girl
27:28When I tell you I laugh so hard at that wig
27:31Yes
27:31Yes
27:32Well you went home on that challenge
27:34Yeah
27:34So this is your redemption
27:36Right
27:37Why is Morgan McMichaels all up in my goddamn business?
27:40What you need to do is create your costume
27:44I just think you've been doing all these little circles and everything
27:46And you get a little worried
27:47Yeah I'm getting there
27:48How are you doing though?
27:49I'm doing good so far
27:51So far so good
27:51Let's see
27:52Can I see you?
27:52No not yet
27:53Okay
27:53Wait until Akira helped me finish mine and then destroy myself
27:56All right I'll come over there in a minute
27:57Let me finish doing this
27:58Oh yeah
28:02This is like the biggest shower cab you've ever seen in your life
28:06What in the Super Mario Brothers is happening over there?
28:09We're in a mushroom kingdom
28:12Trust the process honey trust the process
28:19Let me get back to work
28:22You good Mary?
28:23As long as I get these things done then I can figure out what the fuck I'm doing
28:26Between my rose detailing and the leafs on the back of my train
28:30I'm gonna have to cut out probably hundreds of circles and triangles
28:34There will be no sleep for me
28:36Okay let's try her again
28:39Oh
28:40Bitch
28:42Concussion
28:43I gotta get this done
28:44And it has to look full
28:45It has to look fantastic
28:46And it has to look finished well
28:48My head still hurts from you headbutting me
28:50No bitch I think you did that on purpose
28:52If you're trying to kick me out of the competition
28:53Same to you
28:54But bitch it wouldn't be about headbutting you
28:56Ow
28:58Ha told you I'd take you out of here
29:04This is gonna look like a butthole
29:06I need to pivot my strategy
29:08I don't think you can go back
29:09I just need to use a different fabric
29:11But we live
29:12No I'm gonna use a different fabric
29:14What you thinking Lincoln?
29:15I'm gonna do the sequenced dress with the design on it
29:18Finally I have my vision
29:20It's a mixture of fashion and pageantry and creativity
29:24So we're gonna be like a space alien Barbie meets a galactic pageant whore
29:29It's the end of the night we're almost done
29:32How do we feel?
29:33Do we feel cunt?
29:34Do we feel great?
29:35You look like you're going to do well
29:37I look like a hope and a dream
29:39I'm taking the white fur to make the boa
29:42I have some sequenced fabric that I have to cut into applique pieces
29:46I need all the stones I can get
29:47Don't run away from me Argentina
29:49But it's crunch time
29:51And bitch I don't know if I have enough time to get it done
29:54I am in complete frantic mode
29:57Akira are you excited?
30:13Work
30:14This is how I feel right now
30:16This is how I feel right now
30:19Save a horse ride a queer
30:23We're getting ready to present our bar queen couture looks on the runway
30:27Oh my god I'm so exhausted
30:28Everybody looks so drained
30:30Bitch everybody is like walking in so slow like I'm gonna be a body
30:33Did anyone sleep at all?
30:35Nope
30:35No
30:35I don't know what sleep is
30:36I feel a lot better than I did at the beginning of this process
30:40I have really did what I need to do with this look like she has now arrived
30:44So did you keep the face hair because you're doing like a leather look?
30:48Oh I forgot to shave
30:51Oh no
30:52Who thinks they have a good standing to be in the top?
30:55I like my outfit
30:56I think I'm very excited for mine
30:58You're excited for yours?
30:59Yeah because I'm a party monster piñata eleganza extravaganza club kid
31:03Cha Cha Brown
31:05I'm everything bitch
31:07Well I know what I am confused
31:09Mystique how do you feel today?
31:11I feel great
31:12Well accomplished
31:13I know Mystique really really well and our season 2 sisterhood is very strong
31:17I want to have a quick little chat with you
31:19Last week she was critiqued by the judges as being kind of shying in the back
31:24The performance seemed a little subdued
31:26I seen the fire under Mystique's ass on season 2 so this week I want Mystique to bring Mystique
31:31I feel like I just want to tell you this week give me the Mystique that I know
31:36Oh yeah
31:36So when you hit that runway today bitch I want the fucking crazy ass
31:41The high energy and all that stuff yeah
31:43Sell the garment
31:44Morgan has given me friendly advice which is sweet
31:47A sisterhood is all about uplifting and helping each other
31:50We might argue that's okay because sisters fight and I know
31:54Morgan gots my back
32:00Tell me your friends are crazy
32:01Tell me your friends are crazy
32:05I'm a babe
32:10Finally I get to do a design challenge that is very like me
32:13I think the judges uh are going to be very intrigued
32:17You got kitsch bar right?
32:18I got kitsch bar
32:19Which is right up your alley
32:20And it's like inspired by Hamburger Mary's right?
32:24You know I've worked for Hamburger Mary's for about 20 years
32:27What about Hamburger Mary's was always so special to you?
32:29I love Hamburger Mary's I've been a part of that show since my first days in drag
32:33I've worked it forever like we used to get ready on a pool table back in the day
32:39Damn that's cool
32:41You remember the first performance and the first time we did drag like you remember the club?
32:45Oh yeah I used to do boy shows at first though
32:47Shut the fuck up
32:48And I named myself Fabio because of the man on the front of the books
32:50The very handsome guy
32:51Yeah Fabio with the hair
32:52But I couldn't really express myself and I started entertaining so that I could express myself
32:56That's why it's important to have queer spaces
32:58Yeah
32:58To do that
32:59You just have to take care of the queer bars especially now
33:01The hatred is very very deep
33:03Yeah
33:04I'll tell you this though
33:05You'd never forget where you come from
33:06I'm a full believer in that
33:08The world doesn't revolve on our nightlife obviously
33:10But I think in a lot of ways queer people in any space can feel a bit targeted
33:16or a bit ostracized
33:17And a queer bar is one of the only places you can go and you just feel safe
33:22I started actually performing at this little club called Azucar
33:26It was hosted by this gorgeous queen named Morphine Love Dion
33:31And I was like ooh bitch she is sickening
33:33Thank you
33:33Not sickening enough to give a point to but sickening none of my life
33:36Wake it up
33:37Wake it up Auntie Morgan
33:38Wake it the fuck up
33:40She didn't say a word to me in the dressing room
33:42She didn't say a word to me
33:43That is not fucking true
33:44That is the truth
33:45So you not giving me a point is basically because I didn't say hi
33:48I didn't talk to you that one time
33:49Sister
33:50No no you don't have to do anything you don't want to
33:52If Mystique is next to me being super sweet helping me last week
33:55And I had my mammy sister throwing shade from the distance
33:57Why was I throwing shade at? I would never throw shade at you
34:00I've never said anything negative about you ever not once
34:02Now sister
34:04Today
34:05No I would love to do it but
34:06No no no it's okay sister don't worry about it
34:08Morphine is using a little bit of shade and a little bit of guilt to get these points for sure
34:12And I don't know if that's gonna work in her favor
34:14I don't know I go based off of like who helped me a lot
34:17Who like was there for me and also Mystique was being so sweet
34:19I'm intrigued by this whole thing between Lucky and Mystique because
34:24I think it's bullshit
34:26Like if Mystique wasn't so sweet to me last week you know what I mean
34:29Like you've been so so amazing
34:31Well hey
34:32It's like whatever
34:33If the bond between Mystique and Lucky was made that quickly
34:36It will also break that quickly
34:39I feel like give your points to whomever you choose
34:42It doesn't have to be this like long drawn out story though
34:44She did so much for me
34:46She gave me a hug I walked the dog
34:48God these true feelings are coming out
34:50And I'm not saying that it's insincere
34:52But just be like hey I like this bitch this week
34:54So here's the point
34:56Yeah Morphine she just didn't like you last week
34:59I care you
34:59You might want to move because I think she she ready to throw something
35:02Oh I don't believe in accidents so I throw it back
35:07Welcome to the main stage of RuPaul's Drag Race Tournament of All Stars
35:11In the club we all fam
35:13It's Michelle Visage
35:15Now Michelle what was your first gay bar?
35:17It was Trax on 19th Street in Chelsea
35:20And the weirdest smell was in the air like pungent
35:23I was with my house father and he said oh honey that's angel dust
35:28But I'm still here Ru I'm still here
35:31Style superstar Carson Kressley what was your first gay bar?
35:36Oh Ru it was Splash also in Chelsea and they had all those half-naked go-go boys taking showers
35:41on stage
35:42Good clean fun
35:44And the dazzling Kate Hudson welcome my darling
35:48Thank you I'm so happy to be here
35:50Kate what was your first gay bar?
35:52I was 18 or 19 and it was Jackie 60 and I was with my mom and she snuck me
35:59in and it was like wonderful
36:00Wow I remember Jackie 60 now um who's your mom?
36:08We're so happy you're here
36:09No, I'm so happy to be here
36:11This week we challenge our queens to create high fashion looks with materials inspired by iconic queer bars
36:18And tonight on the runway category is bar queen couture
36:22All stars start your engines and may the best drag queen win
36:30Up first dawn representing the piano bar
36:34Oh my gosh look at the head on that thing tonight. I'm giving you mistress Bernadette of the big head
36:39brothel
36:41I am covered up head to toe and beautiful red shiny shit
36:46She's got a lot of balls for wearing this on her elbows
36:50I was very inspired by avant-garde structured silhouettes
36:54It gives dawn kooky with slutty little bitch
36:58The best little glory hole in texas
37:03Akira C Davenport representing the white party
37:08Your disco needs her
37:10Am I the drama with all of this?
37:12I'm definitely the drama
37:13The grand dom Miss Galaxy Continental at space at large bitch
37:20This child got a cozy on her ass
37:22Okay
37:23I have my 12 inch ponytail with the blunt cut coming out the back
37:27Oh, but that's not it
37:28Bitch, each bottom is triangle
37:31Get into it
37:32And when you wear this you don't ever have to slipper your floor
37:34No, never do
37:35It's still 10
37:36Yeah
37:38Mystique summers representing the country western bar
37:42Howdy
37:43I'm giving y'all rich oil filled workers wife that's on her way to cash that alimony check
37:50In her nice leather overcoat with a little matching fringe
37:55Blue jean skirt with a little bit of silver dollar stones
37:58She owns 51% of this steakhouse
38:02My hair is jacked up to Jesus
38:05Chandelier earrings with a big old purse with nothing but bills in it
38:10This is not her first gay rodeo
38:12No
38:15Morgan McMichaels representing leather bar
38:18Oh
38:19Morgan may I sleep with danger
38:21I am feeling my full leather bar madam fantasy in my black vinyl with my flowers and my corset and
38:29the studs
38:30And of course the leaves in the back on my train
38:32It's reba mcintyre for fredericks of hollywood
38:36I'm giving nature, nurture, leather, hardcore, softcore
38:40I'm giving fucking runway porn
38:42Bitch
38:43Her safe word is armor all
38:48Morphine representing the tropical bar
38:51Cha cha bitch
38:52I am a Tropicana goddess
38:55I have these two gigantic palm leaves in my hair to really give that tropical vibe
39:01Let's have a tiki
39:03Tiki
39:04The bell bottoms are hitting the floor perfectly
39:07The hints of pearls are delicious
39:09My sleeves are the perfect length and I look and feel like I'm in Ibiza or something
39:15Or the Caribbean
39:16I don't know anything about geography but I'm there
39:18She likes to suck nuts
39:20Okay
39:20My goodness
39:21Coconut
39:23Sucky stars representing the kitschy bar
39:27She got me gagged and glaze
39:30I am the party monster, honey
39:32I have a very unconventional silhouette
39:35I have all the colors in the world
39:37I have all this tinsel on me
39:38I made a muddy comb bra
39:40And my latinos know what that means
39:41I got a big ass donut on my body
39:45That donut's gonna go straight to her hip
39:49This donut has that pink frosting
39:51Mmm, delicioso
39:53Well, I think my angel dust just kicked in
39:56There you go
40:08Welcome queens
40:09Tonight tournament of all-star rules are in full effect
40:12I'll name the top two all-stars of the week
40:15Each will receive two points
40:18Then the top two will lip-sync for their chance to win
40:2010,000 doulas and one extra point
40:25Remember, at the end of this three-episode bracket
40:28The top two queens with the most points will continue on to the semifinals
40:34Now, it's time for the judges' critiques
40:37Starting with Dawn with Piano Bar Materials
40:40Dawn, this is exquisite
40:42Not sure what it is
40:44It's a really, really gorgeous dick
40:46And we love a gorgeous dick
40:48And your little balls, too
40:49The color is so beautiful
40:52You're like a flower from Alice in Wonderland
40:55You said, I'm gonna do Victorian piano shawl realness
40:58Exactly
40:58As so many have done before
41:00And the only tiny, tiny little tweak I would say
41:03Is that it could use some breathing room somewhere around the neck
41:06But this is really incredibly good
41:08It reminds me of something that Joella wore
41:11Uh, just recently
41:14How dare you
41:17Akira C. Davenport with the White Party Materials
41:22We just got word that Cher has put a hit out on you
41:26The silhouette to me is incredible
41:28The suspended chap skirt
41:30I just think this is beautiful drag storytelling
41:32The way that you use the sequin pieces in the front to go over the skirt
41:36It's just, oh my god, Akira
41:39It's brilliant
41:40The hair choice, it's so drag, it's so regal
41:43Even the way some of the appliques
41:45Whether you wanted them to go that way or not
41:48The way they're falling down versus staying flat
41:50Each piece is cut individually and hot glued on top
41:53So that it could give that effect of it peeling over
41:55Oh my god, it's absolutely outrageous
41:58And I love every bit of it
42:00Thank you
42:00Up next, Mystique Summers with the Country Western Bar Materials
42:05I love a little western flair
42:07I love a stone fringe
42:09It gives you that great movement
42:10This is more campy fun, probably
42:12Than it is like eleganza
42:14And you are, you know, in very, very deep water
42:17With some of these, you know, seamstresses here
42:19Correct
42:20So I understand that maybe it's not going to be as couture looking
42:23This whole look, I'm completely proud of it
42:25For my first actual, from start to finish
42:29With a little guidance from Akira saying
42:30Hey, do it this way
42:31And I'm like, okay baby, I got it
42:33I think it's so much better than last week
42:35And what I love most is you felt really sassy
42:37And I love that
42:38I wish the cape was open a little bit more
42:42So it didn't crowd you so much in here
42:43Versus looking more like a blanket that's laying on your shoulder
42:46That's all you want to think of that
42:47I love the purse
42:48I love that cowboy hat on
42:51It's so fun
42:52Actually, I think the purse pulls it all together
42:54And it looks really gorgeous
42:55All right, thank you
42:57No, thank you
42:58Up next, Morgan McMichaels with Leather Bar Materials
43:02When you came out, the first thing I thought was that you were like my mom and death becomes her
43:07And I was like, where's the hole?
43:10We still might be the heart
43:11Can I hear you say, Madeline Ashton?
43:15Mad
43:19I don't know you to be a sewer
43:21So the fact that you were able to put this together
43:24And it looks the way that it does
43:26Is quite admirable
43:27I wouldn't really know that you weren't a sewer from this
43:30For me, this looks like a really beautifully fashioned bustier
43:33You've got the cigarette pant
43:34And that kind of duster detail
43:35Which I think is very on brand for you
43:37It just really works
43:38And it's a pretty silhouette for you
43:39Thank you
43:40I also have to say
43:40That Akeria did not only help us seek
43:43But she hopped over to my sewing machine
43:45And she hopped over to her sewing machine
43:47She's the Joannes of Joannes Fabric
43:50Up next, Morphine loved Dionne
43:53Using materials from the Tropical Bar
43:56This made me so happy
43:58It's like very ABBA
44:00It's like goes to Woodstock with the tie-dye
44:02I personally don't love pearls
44:05And I feel like we could have gotten the same effect
44:08Without pearls all over the whole thing
44:10I love the pearls
44:12Also the pearls around the coconut
44:13I mean, it's just so fun
44:15You know, when I say the world is your oyster
44:17So, you know, wear the pearls
44:19Maybe just don't wear 47,000 of them
44:22I just think this could use a little editing
44:25Of the netting material around the neckline
44:27And the one around the hip
44:28And the two little pearl drops under the bust line
44:31I think those are a little distracting
44:33Because I think the silhouette is actually really well done
44:36I love this look and I love pearls, sorry
44:38I thought I didn't have enough pearls
44:40You didn't have enough?
44:42Yeah, I was going to add pearls to the leaves, to my face
44:44I was like, I'm going to add a lot more
44:45I thought I needed more
44:46Yeah
44:47Okay, less
44:47Okay
44:50Up next, Lucky Stars
44:52Using materials from the Kitchi Bar
44:56Lucky, are you okay?
44:57You're so understated tonight
44:59I want it to be a little more demure tonight
45:01There's nobody to better have this category than you
45:04I don't know what the fuck you are
45:05Except it's a piñata in a donut
45:07What are you?
45:08A piñata in a donut
45:12Yes
45:15Fantastic
45:16Couldn't have said it better myself
45:17Okay
45:18You know what I loved is that
45:19It is so creative and imaginative
45:21And I don't know how you did that donut
45:23Like, is it like, what's on top of the
45:26This is actually hot glue
45:27That I dripped all around
45:29To make like icing
45:29Okay
45:30Detailing
45:30Cool
45:31It's all stars
45:32So we're looking for details
45:33We're looking for craftsmanship
45:35But I love how that fabric
45:36Or whatever it is
45:37The mylar kind of look
45:38Has that almost a tiger stripe detail
45:40And you carry that on through your makeup
45:42I think that's really, really cool and clever
45:44The drapes match the carpet
45:46Or whatever they say
45:48I know you were chosen last
45:50To get your category
45:51But I think the gods were in your favor
45:54Because this is meant for you
45:56This is meant for you
45:57Thank you
45:58Thank you all stars
45:58I think we've heard enough
45:59While you untuck backstage
46:01The judges and I will deliberate
46:03You may leave the stage
46:07All right, now just between us squirrel friends
46:09What do you think?
46:11We are looking for the top two all-stars of the week
46:14I loved what Dawn did
46:16I was just jaw on the ground
46:18Every aspect of that to me was beautiful
46:21The color on her
46:22The way it moved
46:23Her silhouette
46:24Her body
46:25Carson, I know you thought she was a little bundled up
46:27But I actually really like the chest
46:28Just that kind of little piece open
46:30It looked like it was art directed by some, you know
46:33Cecil Beaton or somebody
46:35Yes, yes, brilliant
46:36I think what Akira did so well
46:38And what really put her over the top
46:39In my opinion
46:40Is that she took the materials White Party
46:42And then she interpreted them in a way
46:44That told the White Party's story
46:46Spectacular
46:47It looked like the closing outfit
46:49At the Radio City Music Hall
46:51Christmas extravaganza
46:52Or that ballet show
46:54Jubilee
46:54Jubilee, yes
46:55It's clearly an homage to the great Bob Mackie
46:59It was even, I hate to say this
47:01Even beyond Bob Mackie
47:02Because she took the cues from that vibe
47:04But she made it drag excellence
47:05I also loved that she's so wonderful to everybody
47:08That she's so helpful
47:09And everyone on the stage that doesn't sew
47:12Like she did
47:12That she was there for them
47:13And I loved it
47:14I actually like that Lucky Stars came out here
47:17As lucky tonight, you know
47:19This is how lucky does drag
47:21This is authentic
47:22I loved it
47:23It was colorful and fun
47:24I thought it was a really good night for Lucky
47:26This is the kind of drag Lucky does
47:29And I'm here for that
47:30All right
47:30Silence
47:31I've made my decision
47:33Bring back my All-Stars
47:36Welcome back, All-Stars
47:37Based on your Bar Queen Couture runway presentations
47:42I've made some decisions
47:44I've made some decisions
47:45Dawn
47:49Akiria
47:52Condragulations, you're the top two All-Stars of the week
47:56And you each earn two points
47:59The rest of you may step to the back of the stage
48:03Good luck, Mary
48:04Let's have fun
48:05Okay
48:10Don, Akiria
48:12This week you both raised the bar
48:14But tonight
48:15There can only be one winner
48:17Two All-Stars stand before me
48:20Ladies
48:21This is your chance to impress me
48:24Win $10,000
48:26And a coveted extra point
48:31The time has come
48:33For you to lip-sync
48:36For your legacy
48:41I have still never won a lip-sync
48:42And I really need this money
48:44I really want this point
48:46So let's hit it
48:47Baby, it's $10,000 on the line
48:48You're gonna have to sit this one out, little mama
48:50Like, this is for me
48:51Drop the beat, baby
48:52Good luck
48:54And don't
48:55Fuck it up
48:57Four, three, two, uno
48:59Fuck it up
49:02It's a Fergalicious definition
49:04Make them boys
49:05They want my treasure
49:06So they get their pledges
49:08From my boat
49:08So you can see me
49:09You can't squeeze me
49:10I ain't easy
49:11I ain't sleazy
49:12I got reasons why
49:13I tease them boys
49:14Just come on
49:15Go with seasons
49:15Fergalicious
49:17I ain't promiscuous
49:19And if you were suspicious
49:20All that shit is fictitious
49:22I blow kisses
49:23That puts them boys on rock rock
49:25And they be lining down the block
49:27Just to watch
49:28What I got
49:29So delicious
49:29Oh
49:31It's hot, hot
49:32So delicious
49:33And want a choice of what I got
49:35I'm Fergalicious
49:36T-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-taste
49:39Fergalicious
49:41Fergalicious
49:43Fergalicious
49:43Fergalicious
49:45Fergalicious
49:45I'm the F to the E
49:47R G the I the E
49:49And can't no other lady put it down like me
49:52I'm Fergalicious
49:55I'm Fergalicious
49:56I'm Fergalicious
49:57Hold up
49:58Check it out
49:59Bravin, bravin, bravin
50:01If you really want me
50:03Honey, good, some fish
50:05I'm Fergalicious
50:16And if you were suspicious
50:20All that shit is fictitious
50:22I will kiss us
50:23That whistling boys on rock rock
50:25And they be lining down the block
50:27Just to watch what a guy
50:28One, three, two, one
50:30And my body's still vicious
50:32In the gym just working on my fitness
50:35So delicious
50:38So delicious
50:39T-t-t-t-t-t-t-taste
50:41So delicious
50:43Yeah!
50:45Woo!
50:46All right now!
50:49All stars
50:50I've made my decision
50:57Akira C. Davenport
50:59Congratulations
51:00You're a winner, baby
51:01Thank you, Sarah
51:05You've won a cash tip of $10,000
51:07Plus an extra point
51:12Morphine Morgan
51:13Mystique
51:14And Lucky Stars
51:16Please step to the front of the stage
51:26All stars
51:27With great power
51:28Comes great responsibility
51:30The bottom four queens
51:31Will now receive
51:32One point each
51:34But
51:35You must give it away
51:36To the all-star you believe
51:38Is the MVQ
51:40The most valuable queen
51:41Of the week
51:42Choose wisely
51:44Because at the end of this bracket
51:46Only the two queens
51:47With the most points
51:49Will move on to the semifinals
51:51And the other queens
51:52Will be eliminated
51:54At the end of week two
51:56Don and Akira
51:58Are tied with four points each
52:01Morgan McMichaels
52:03Has three points
52:04And Lucky
52:06Morphine
52:07And Mystique
52:08Have one point each
52:10But anything
52:12Can still happen
52:15Condragulations all stars
52:16And remember
52:17If you can't love yourself
52:18How in the hell
52:19You gonna love somebody else
52:20Can I get an amen up in here
52:21Amen
52:22Alright
52:22Now let the music play
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