00:14Kelly went out with Brad over summer. No wonder she's number one.
00:18Brad, the football god. He's so hot, but Connor's more my type.
00:25Okay, let's find us.
00:38Great. We're dead last. Again.
00:48Aw, sorry honey. No spot in the hallway for the dead last loser.
00:57Forget it. Let's hurry. Game's starting soon.
01:13Let's go!
01:15Let's go!
01:17Let's go, Eagles! Let's go!
01:28Brad, stop showing off! Catch it!
01:30Relax. I got you.
01:36Brad! Brad! Brad! Brad! Brad! Brad! Brad! Brad! Brad! Brad!
01:40Tessa, did you see that?
01:42Connor Vaughn and Brad Dawson, the two hottest guys at school.
01:45Uh-huh.
01:46Dating either one of them is basically a one-way ticket to popular queen.
01:52Yeah, that's why half of the students are failing their SATs.
01:56I mean, this sounds like a rock concert, not a high school football game.
02:00Touchdown!
02:01Woo!
02:02Woo!
02:12Woo!
02:14Woo!
02:24No, I...
02:26Damn, this is so awkward.
02:38No, I...
02:40I don't have time for this.
02:54Conor should be more like Brad.
02:56The crowd loves him, and he loves them right back.
02:59He's a narcissist.
03:00I mean, he thinks he's better than everyone.
03:03Come on, let's try.
03:11Oh, look.
03:12The creepy crawlies are out.
03:14Dreaming about guys they could never get within their wildest dreams.
03:17As if.
03:24What?
03:27You know, you can't just stand here and be rude and act like you're better than everyone.
03:32Babe.
03:33Better?
03:34I don't just think I'm better.
03:36I am better.
03:38Didn't you see the rankings?
03:40I'm the popular queen.
03:42And you, you're the undateable nerd.
03:47Petty, it's fine.
03:49They're just being rude.
03:50Let's go.
03:51What did you say?
04:07Just because you're a vatic whatever, it doesn't mean anything.
04:11Kaylee rules the school.
04:13Don't you forget it.
04:15You're nothing but a last piece loser.
04:29I'm sick and tired of this imperial monarchy BS.
04:33What are you going to do?
04:39I'm going to change.
04:42Yeah.
04:43I'm going to get to the top of that stupid list.
04:46I'm sick and tired of Kelly's stupid rules.
04:50I'm going to rewrite them.
04:51But what are you going to do?
04:58First is dating one of the boys at the top.
05:02Who's your target?
05:07Which one's your target?
05:09At least not Connor.
05:11No, not Connor.
05:15But bread's sweet to everyone.
05:21That's it.
05:23Brad's my target.
05:24I'm so excited.
05:25So what's your plan?
05:27First step.
05:29Sexy photo.
05:31Right?
05:32Got it.
05:33Okay, so you take the sexy pic and I'll get Brad's number.
05:36Okay.
05:40Okay, tell me if this is too much.
05:43Yes, it's perfect.
05:45It's perfect.
05:45Are you sure?
05:46Yes, yes.
05:46Okay.
05:48Ready?
05:49Yes.
05:50Go.
05:54Oh my God.
05:55Oh my God, there's no time.
05:58Woo!
06:20Is that him?
06:22Oh my God, I'm playing.
06:23What are you saying?
06:24What are you saying?
06:27Mysterious.
06:28What's next?
06:31You'll find out.
06:34If you.
06:37If you.
06:39What do I say next?
06:42I have the highest GPA and I don't even know how to send a text.
06:46Maybe if you say please.
07:07Me in the boys locker room after school.
07:12Brad said yes.
07:13Oh my gosh.
07:15I guess guys aren't as hard as calculus.
07:18Once I land this date with Brad, I'm rewriting Kelly's rules.
07:23She's done.
07:34Check this out.
07:35The girl that's ranked last in the popularity rankings, she asked for her number.
07:39She gave her some random digits.
07:41She's done.
07:43Dope.
07:45For real though, I'm kind of curious.
07:47How cringe can a straight up bottom nerd get?
07:51Look bro, it's this one.
07:52Oh my God.
07:54The glasses, the grandmas.
07:56Oh shit.
07:57Oh my God.
07:58My eyes.
08:00Get that shit away from me.
08:06I really do have bad eyesight.
08:11the hell'd you say i said you really do have bad eyesight that's why in the game there's
08:16a perfect pass but you didn't see the two defenders coming up behind you no no no that
08:20was accident okay hey what the hell does that have to do with this anyway okay on the field
08:26you only see the end zone not the risk and now you're mocking someone you don't even know because
08:30she doesn't fit your shallow beauty standard you're really gonna start some ship over some
08:35nerd have you lost your mind it's not about her it's the fact that you're talking
08:40shit behind some girl's back it's been so fucking angry i almost almost peed myself
08:56cheer up tessa let's not ruin tonight we need to make a good impression
09:14you
09:15linda darling oh muah tessa hi welcome home i'll suddenly be down at any minute
09:35you
09:41oh you know each other already well excellent
09:47yeah yeah practically everyone knows connor vaughn he's like famous at school or something
09:57yeah right back at you tessa you've made quite the impression at school
10:03did he completely get the wrong idea today at the field i think i actually have a thing for him
10:11fantastic i could skip the awkward getting to know each other part now you're not just only friends
10:17you're not just friends and classmates you're family isn't that fun
10:26what she's my stepsister
10:31tessa linda was telling me how well you're doing in school
10:34maybe you can help connor with his grades what and uh make sure you keep him off the football field
10:42his last major injury landed him in the icu okay dad no one needs to know all that that was
10:48forever ago
10:50of course think of it as a secret
10:59we're not seriously agreeing to that are we
11:08yes mr fawn i will take great care of my new stepbrother
11:28oh my god there's no way people know about my date with brown already
11:40we heard the good news congratulations tessa but but i haven't even done anything yet
11:46oh silly the entire school voted and you're officially the undateable nerd queen of our school
11:56wait what what stop what are you guys doing stop let go
12:04here's your royal necklace your majesty
12:10long may she reign that's probably the coolest you will ever get today thanks
12:15enjoy it wait last okay that's not true okay you know what i actually have a date with brad dawson
12:32god is this virgin nerd really telling the truth since when did brad go for off the rack
12:46you
12:51Brad's in way better shape than I thought.
13:01You!
13:06You!
13:08Are you stalking me?
13:10What?
13:11No, no!
13:13What are you talking about?
13:19Pretending you're trying to keep an eye on me?
13:20Yeah, you sent me this sexy, seductive photo?
13:23What game are you trying to play?
13:26No.
13:26No, no, no, no, no, I sent that to Brad.
13:29Wait, why the hell is that on your phone?
13:44Where's Brad?
13:46I don't see him anywhere.
13:48Did you get scared by the stamps of your V-card?
13:53I see.
13:55You and Kelly are trying to set me up, aren't you?
13:58No!
14:08Oh my gosh!
14:10Oh my god!
14:11Oh my god!
14:11It's like everywhere!
14:13No way!
14:14Oh my god!
14:15Oh my god!
14:16I'm so happy!
14:18Oh my god!
14:19Oh my god!
14:20Oh my god!
14:20No, no, no, no!
14:21This can't be happening!
14:22Hey, Quinn!
14:23I'm a huge fan of your work!
14:27I'm a dateable nerd queen!
14:30I'm a dateable nerd queen!
14:32I'm a dateable nerd queen!
14:34I'm a dateable nerd queen!
14:35I'm a dateable nerd queen!
14:35You did this, you jerk!
14:38Connor Vaughn, I hate you!
14:40No!
14:46Looking for this?
14:57What's it gonna take for you to give up all that damn supervision and leave me alone?
15:05Leave you alone?
15:09You're the one that exposed me and tried to humiliate me in front of the whole school
15:14by showing everyone my picture.
15:16You asshole!
15:18What are you talking about?
15:24I don't know what you've heard about me, but I would never leak someone's photos.
15:30Okay.
15:31Thanks.
15:32You still didn't answer my question.
15:35What's it gonna take for you to give up all that damn supervision and leave me alone?
15:43You know Brad Dawson?
15:45The guy on your team?
15:50The narcissistic pretty boy?
15:52Yeah, unfortunately I do.
15:54Good.
15:55Now we can talk.
15:58Let's make a deal.
15:59I will cover your training and you have to help me get with Brad.
16:05What's in it for me?
16:06When you play football, I'll be your perfect alibi.
16:10Deal?
16:14Deal.
16:14No.
16:20Operation Underd is a go.
16:23I already studied all the techniques, so I'm a pro.
16:29What the hell is that?
16:30Head tilt.
16:32Breathing techniques.
16:37Okay.
16:38First things first.
16:40Okay.
17:03First things first.
17:03I can't go to school like this, though.
17:06If you want to attract someone as shallow as Brad, you gotta dress like it.
17:17Look at your eyes.
17:20Not bad.
17:28Look at the next step.
17:30Why don't we go to...
17:36I've never felt a guy like this.
17:39This is solid food.
17:43What are you doing?
17:46Your heart race to the roof, Professor.
17:48If you can't even handle touching someone,
17:51how do you plan on kissing someone?
17:54I was just...
17:57Oh!
17:58A rookie like you won't last a second with Brad.
18:04I'll show you a lesson I can teach you.
18:08Oh my God.
18:09Is he gonna'w kiss me?
18:15Knife.
18:16If you want to kiss me?
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