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00:08We're back in the workroom today and Mimi and Pandora are gone.
00:12Well, we survived week one.
00:14Barely, for us.
00:15Did they let you have it, girl?
00:16Yeah, they let us have it, bitch.
00:18Did you think you deserved to be in the bottom, too?
00:19No.
00:21Well, I mean, this is just a little bump in the road.
00:23When you land in the bottom, it's kind of letting in the gutter.
00:26We've got to claw our way back up the ladder.
00:27Do you guys think Mimi deserved to go home?
00:30She didn't even deserve to be here.
00:31Oh, and there's the tea.
00:34Mimi is not an all-star to me.
00:36So Pandora gave up.
00:37She gave up the minute she was partnered with Mimi.
00:39That pairing could have been the bomb.
00:42It really did.
00:43Because they are both brilliant in their own way.
00:45I love Pandora, but when you give up, you go home.
00:49Congratulations to you ladies for winning the first challenge.
00:52Bitch, we won.
00:53We're now the team to beat.
00:54You know, the thing is, they've added another letter to this.
00:58You have to work well with your partner.
00:59Correct.
01:00Charisma, uniqueness, nerve, talent, and synergy.
01:03I love synergy.
01:04You got it.
01:07Oh, my.
01:08Ooh, girl, you got she-mail.
01:12Hey, all-stars.
01:13A drag queen walks into a bar with a parrot on her shoulder.
01:16The bartender says, wow, where'd you get that?
01:19And the parrot says, in West Hollywood, they're everywhere.
01:24But seriously, folks, a Hall of Famer needs to be able to throw a punchline
01:29and really stick it to the competition.
01:31Just remember, she who laughs last probably didn't get the joke in the first place.
01:36Sorry, Jiggly.
01:41Hello, hello, hello.
01:44Good morning, all-stars.
01:46Good morning, Rue.
01:47Now, for today's mini-challenge, we're going to play a game
01:51to find out how well you newlyweds really know each other.
01:57Hey, queens, where do you like to have fun?
02:00In the butt, Rue.
02:02Welcome to In the Butt, Rue.
02:04That's hashtag In the Butt, Rue.
02:07Now, earlier, we separated our queens and asked them a series of probing questions.
02:12Let's see how well you can predict how your partner will answer.
02:16The team with the most matches wins.
02:18Let's start with Rujubee.
02:20Raven, who will Jujubee say has a tighter tuck?
02:24You or Jujubee?
02:25Me.
02:26Jujubee said?
02:27Raven does.
02:29All right, it's a match.
02:30All right, Latrilla.
02:31Latrice, what kind of boy underwear does Manila prefer to wear?
02:36I'm going to say boxer briefs.
02:39All right, Manila said?
02:41An itsy-pitsy, teeny-weeny, yellow polka dot bikini.
02:45Sexy, sexy, sexy.
02:49Next up, Jarlexis.
02:50All right, Alexis.
02:51Same question.
02:52She likes to wear women's panties.
02:55Pantaletas.
02:56Panties.
02:58We got them mad.
03:00Next up, brown flowers.
03:02Tammy Brown.
03:03Same question.
03:04We have to sniff the flowers.
03:09She likes to wear grass.
03:11Grass underwear?
03:12Grass underwear, because it's always green.
03:14Huh.
03:15Tammy, back to earth, Mama.
03:17Come back to earth.
03:18Nina said?
03:21Boxers.
03:21Boxers.
03:22Huh, not a match.
03:23Jujubee?
03:24Same question.
03:25She doesn't wear underwear.
03:26She goes, Commander.
03:27I can see the bulge.
03:28Okay.
03:29And Raven said?
03:30Nice.
03:34The devil wears nada.
03:36We got a match.
03:38All right, next question.
03:39Latrice.
03:40What is Manila's favorite RuPaul song?
03:43Oh, jeez.
03:45I'm going to say, don't be jealous of my boogie.
03:48Manila says?
03:49I like the classics.
03:52Supermodel of the world.
03:54Not a match, but I see you two are really in sync, aren't you?
04:01Next up, Chad.
04:03All right, Chad.
04:04When sleeping in a bunk bed, does Chanel prefer to be on top, on the bottom, or is she versatile?
04:11It's been so long.
04:13I would say Chanel likes to be on top.
04:16And Chanel said?
04:18You know me way too well, darling.
04:20We've got a match.
04:21All right, same question.
04:23Tammy Brown.
04:23Well, Nina likes to climb up the stairs and go down the stairs and get under the sheets, and she's
04:27very versatile.
04:28All right, Nina says?
04:31Oh, my God.
04:33Darling, that's nothing to be ashamed of.
04:36That's why I did brown flowers.
04:42I'm afraid we're out of time.
04:45That means, Rujabee, you've won.
04:48Oh, pit crew.
04:51Show them what they've won.
04:53God.
04:55Frock it to them.
04:56Two creamy pies.
05:03All right, ladies, a pie in the face is the perfect segue, because for this week's All-Star Challenge, you'll
05:10be starring in the most she-larious show on television, RuPaul's Gaffin.
05:17As comedy duos, you'll be performing and writing original jokes for a classic-style sketch show.
05:25And here's the really fun part.
05:27You'll be appearing doing your best celebrity impersonation.
05:30And we'll be joined on the show by our extra-special guest judge, Vicki Lawrence as Mama.
05:37Oh, my God.
05:38I love Vicki Lawrence.
05:39I grew up on Mama's Family.
05:42That's classic comedy.
05:43Gentlemen, start your engines, and may the best women's win.
05:49We have more than our work cut out for us for this challenge.
05:51We have to come up with a lot of jokes and then perform them while doing celebrity impersonations.
05:56The pressure is on.
05:58I'm going to do Bea Arthur.
05:59Do you know who you're going to do?
06:00I think I'd be a really funny Nicki Minaj.
06:04You doubt it?
06:05I kind of do.
06:06Well, who would you see?
06:07You need to do one of your voices.
06:09I can do it, Fran Drescher.
06:10I think she's funny.
06:11She's funny, but are you going to be funny doing her?
06:15I'm going to do Tammy Faye Messner.
06:19What's the name of your celebrity again?
06:21Oh, Tammy Faye Messner.
06:22Tammy Faye Messner.
06:24Faye Messner.
06:26I'm doing La Lupe.
06:28La Lupe.
06:30La Lupe.
06:30La Lupe.
06:31La Lupe.
06:32Tammy and Nina haven't heard of each other's celebrity, so we'll see how that works out.
06:37Who are you going to be?
06:38I think I'm going to be Madonna.
06:39I think there's more you I can work with.
06:41Now, I was tossed up between Oprah and Della, but like...
06:45And I think there's probably more you can work with with Oprah.
06:48Deep fried butter!
06:53Oprah and Madonna.
06:55Right?
06:56We're about to turn it.
06:58You come up with this one.
06:59I'm trying to.
07:00I can't do it.
07:01Girl, I'm a funny bitch, but I don't write no jokes.
07:03What is a joke we can say about Alexis or Yara?
07:10We are both funny people, but when we have to write something and actually come up with material, it's a
07:16little tricky.
07:17You know what we can do?
07:18Well, Alexis looks like the predator, and Yara looks like she's wearing poodles on her head.
07:24Writing jokes is not easy.
07:27No.
07:28At all.
07:30Okay, now I'm worried.
07:31I'm worried.
07:33Coming up...
07:34Have you ever written jokes before?
07:36I just sing songs and people laugh.
07:37Sounds hilarious.
07:39Are you able to tell jokes?
07:46Today, our main challenge is to do celebrity impersonations in RuPaul's Gaffin Variety Show.
07:51So let's start with our Ru joke.
07:53So there's three parts of this challenge.
07:55There's our cocktail party routine with Vicky Lawrence, Miss Mama,
07:59and the Howdy Ru segment with Ru and the joke wall segment.
08:02There's a lot of pressure on us.
08:04It's really nerve-wracking.
08:07Okay, so here we go.
08:08What do you got?
08:09I got Sharo.
08:10I'm gonna do Shakira.
08:11Cuchi-cuchi, and the hips don't like.
08:13We have to come out with an intro joke.
08:15It could be, could be this.
08:15Oh, Shakira, you came from Colombia.
08:18Where did Sharo come from?
08:20She was with me.
08:22You got a new goat?
08:24I thought they have steams here.
08:28Listen, I have this one in Spanish, but you have to translate it.
08:31¿Está lloviendo para allá arriba?
08:32No, why?
08:33¿Y por qué estás bajando tu este fango?
08:35Working with Yara in this challenge is like working with a crazy, hyperactive little kid.
08:40You know, paying attention and I need you to concentrate.
08:42I'm starting to sweat.
08:44Hello, hello, hello.
08:46Hi.
08:47Is it getting sketchy in here or is it just me?
08:52Latrilla.
08:52Hi.
08:53Hi.
08:54How's it going?
08:54It's going.
08:55Manila, who are you going to be?
08:57Madonna.
08:57You know, she's getting a little more Asian these days.
08:59Yes, right?
09:00Who isn't, darling?
09:01Now, do you think Madonna's funny?
09:03Hell yeah, she's hilarious.
09:04She's a gap-runner too.
09:05Oh, yeah.
09:06I mean, that's pretty damn funny, right?
09:06Sure, it's a laugh riot.
09:10Latrice, what character are you doing?
09:12I can just say one thing.
09:14Deep fried butter!
09:18Is that Paula Deen?
09:21No, but Oprah loves deep fried butter too.
09:23Oh, Oprah Winfrey.
09:25Have you ever done Oprah before?
09:27Never.
09:27First time.
09:29Why did you choose her?
09:30Since the children are calling me Oprah, I might as well go ahead and get in character.
09:35Yes, there's a lot of material to work with.
09:37All right, kids, you got your work cut out for you.
09:39I'm going to let you get back to it.
09:40Bye, Ro.
09:42Shara and Alexa.
09:44Hello.
09:44Hello.
09:45Have you decided who your celebrity is going to be?
09:48We're going by Shakira and Shara.
09:50Now, how are you going to make Shakira funny?
09:51I'm just going to be very crazy and I'm going to give you her voice.
09:55Oh!
09:57Sounds like a goat to me.
10:00Shara, how are you going to play Shara?
10:02Goochie, goochie, goochie.
10:03Oh, okay.
10:05Now, of course, comedy is all about timing.
10:09And you have a little issue with the language.
10:11Are you good at telling jokes in English?
10:15People underestimate us because we have a background in another language.
10:19That's actually something that we use in our advantage.
10:21Listen, I hear you.
10:22It's just the timing thing has got to be on point.
10:25We're not going to hold anything in and we're going all out.
10:27All right, knock it out of the park.
10:29Bam!
10:32Raven Juju Bee.
10:33Hi, Mama.
10:34Who are you going to be?
10:34Bee Arthur.
10:35Now, why did you pick Bee Arthur?
10:37I think she is brilliant.
10:39And she can land a punchline.
10:41Yeah.
10:41Even just with a look.
10:43Yeah.
10:44What about you, Juju?
10:45I decided on Fran Drescher.
10:46Let me hear you do Fran Drescher.
10:48Very good.
10:49Now, are you afraid that you won't be able to translate your natural humor into this challenge?
10:54A little.
10:55But we've been coming up with some stuff that we find very funny.
10:57Would you try one on me?
10:59Hey, Bee, what's the difference between Pandora Box and a clown?
11:01Clowns wear more makeup and they're more entertaining.
11:05Oh, are you done?
11:06Ah-ah!
11:08Oh, did Rue just clock us?
11:10Well, you know, it's early.
11:11He wasn't in character voice.
11:13Listen, I'm going to let you get to work because you got your work cut out for you.
11:16Yes.
11:16Yes.
11:17All right, get to work.
11:18Yes, bye.
11:20Chanel and Chad.
11:21Hey, Rue.
11:22So, who are y'all doing?
11:23Lucy.
11:24Lucille Ball, the queen of comedy?
11:26Yes.
11:28That's very funny.
11:29What about you, Chad?
11:30Are we going to get a share?
11:31No, no, no, no.
11:32We already did share and I'm going to do Bette Davis.
11:34I love it.
11:35What.
11:36Ah.
11:37Dump.
11:39Now, what era of Bette Davis are you going to do?
11:41Are you going to do Beyond the Forest?
11:42Are you going to do...
11:43All About Eve.
11:44Oh, that is the golden era of Bette Davis.
11:46That's quintessential Bette Davis.
11:47Yes.
11:48Have you ever written comedy before?
11:49Me and Chanel are both good on a microphone.
11:51She's really good at ad-libbing.
11:52But, you know, landing a joke is a little different from just ad-libbing.
11:57And you all were bottom two the last show.
12:00We were bottoming out, yes.
12:01Yes, ma'am.
12:03No, it just goes to show you that with all stars, one teeny tiny misstep and you could be in
12:08the bottom two.
12:08Yeah, there's a lot of fierce bitches up in here.
12:11All right, I'll see you out there.
12:12All right.
12:14Hey, what's up, brown flowers?
12:17Hey, Ruth.
12:18What celebrities are you doing?
12:19I'm doing the queen of Latin soul, La Lupe.
12:23Oh, wow.
12:24What is La Lupe's claim to fame?
12:26La Lupe was Cuban.
12:27Yeah.
12:28And she was banished from her country by the government.
12:31And what's really ironic is that she vanished from the musical industry because of her drug abuse.
12:39Now ensues the hilarity.
12:41But she was really funny.
12:43Her English was tragic.
12:46I guess the challenge is going to be the fact that most of our audience doesn't know who she is.
12:52Who are you doing?
12:53I'm going to do Tammy Faye Messner.
12:54Yes.
12:57Well, how long has it been since we've seen each other?
13:01How are you at telling jokes?
13:02Do you have comedy in your routine?
13:04No, I just sing songs and people laugh.
13:06Are you able to tell jokes?
13:08No, I don't tell jokes.
13:11Girl.
13:11I just want to sing songs and dance around and people laugh.
13:14Well, that's cute, but that's not what the challenge calls for, is it?
13:17This isn't something that I normally do, write jokes.
13:20So, I don't give a hoot.
13:22I'm not going to worry.
13:23I'm going to rely on my natural ability to make people laugh.
13:26A political refugee and a Tammy Faye who doesn't tell jokes.
13:29I cannot wait.
13:30I'm very excited.
13:35Now, listen up, all stars.
13:37Tomorrow, in addition to Vicky Lawrence, we'll be joined by our extra special guest judge,
13:43Cougar Town's Busy Phillips.
13:45Ooh.
13:46I think Busy Phillips is adorable and I absolutely love her.
13:49Ladies, I have a joke for you.
13:51Knock, knock.
13:51Who's there?
13:52Oh, don't f*** it up.
13:53Yeah.
13:55What?
13:57Coming up.
13:58Oh, Cheryl.
14:00So, this is a do-over or this is a take-two?
14:03It's going to get ugly.
14:14Good evening, lady, boys, and germs.
14:17Welcome our special guest star, Mama.
14:20Hey, Mama, do you have any motherly advice for our queens?
14:24Touch my support hose and it's going to get ugly.
14:27Ooh.
14:29So, there's three parts to this challenge.
14:31There's the Howdy Roo segment with Roo and the joke wall.
14:34But, the first thing we need to do is we have to shoot our cocktail party routine with Vicky Lawrence,
14:39Miss Mama.
14:42We're about to perform our joke with Vicky.
14:45We better not f*** this one up.
14:48Hey, Mama, I heard you're from California.
14:50Do I look like I'm from California?
14:52Hell, California's like a bowl of cereal.
14:54Mama, what do you need?
14:57Well, if you're not a nut or a fruit, you're a flake.
15:00I said your body's so sexual.
15:03She's like a female phenomenon.
15:05I heard you went to the doctor recently.
15:08So, this a do over or this a take two?
15:12I heard you went to the doctor recently.
15:16I heard you went to the doctor recently.
15:18I had a little itch down there.
15:20Was it crabs?
15:20Well, I guess it was fruit flies.
15:23Apparently, my chair had rotted.
15:29Hi, Mama.
15:30Are you wearing any lashes?
15:32No, Chica.
15:32I'm too old for that.
15:34Are you girls wearing lashes?
15:35Yes.
15:36How do you put them on?
15:37Duh.
15:38With glue.
15:47Oh, I have to practice.
15:50Sorry.
15:50I need two to be retired.
15:52All right.
15:53Here we go.
15:55We're going to guess who you are.
15:57Let me see.
15:57You got big, big eyes.
15:59She got the ear.
16:00And a big, big mouth.
16:01Who am I?
16:02Lady Bonnie.
16:04Lady Bonnie.
16:05She's got the female phenomenon.
16:07She's a phenomenon.
16:08She's a female phenomenon.
16:11She's a phenomenon.
16:12Hey, Mama.
16:12How you doing?
16:13Well, Rue, the doctor only gave me six months to live.
16:17Oh, that's terrible.
16:18Luckily, I couldn't pay my bill, so he's given me an extra six months.
16:24It's now time for us to shoot our Howdy Rue segment with Rue.
16:27No one can afford to f*** this up.
16:29Howdy, Rue.
16:31It's Rue.
16:32But they said Rue.
16:34I said Rue.
16:34We did?
16:36Howdy, Rue.
16:37Um, it's Rue.
16:39Well, you say tomato.
16:40And I say f*** you.
16:46Check.
16:47Please.
16:48Howdy, Rue.
16:50Well, what brings you two here?
16:51Well, we heard you were giving away free African babies.
16:54You get an African baby.
16:55You get an African baby.
16:57You get an African baby.
16:59You get an African baby.
17:01You get an African baby.
17:05Howdy, Rue.
17:06Hey, I heard you guys were on vacation in Columbia.
17:10Yes.
17:11And we got you a gift.
17:14Wait.
17:15Cheryl.
17:16Goochie, goochie.
17:18Oh, yes.
17:22Was it a ham sandwich?
17:25Hey, Rue.
17:27What is the difference between a drag queen and a transsexual?
17:30About $25,000 and a good surgeon.
17:36Knock, knock.
17:38Who's that?
17:39Loco.
17:41Loco who?
17:42Loco motion.
17:44Choo, choo, choo.
17:50Hey, Lucy.
17:51I heard Ricky asked you to have sex last night with the lights on.
17:55He did.
17:56I told him to shut the car door.
18:01How'd you let an idiot eat your friends?
18:04How?
18:07Oh, damn it.
18:09Of all the queens.
18:11No, that's me.
18:14Oh, I'm sorry.
18:15Let me **** that up.
18:16So we're having some technical issues.
18:20Sorry, this thing came off.
18:21Can we do that one more time?
18:22This thing came off.
18:24Of all the queens, who would you sleep with, Madonna?
18:28Jujubee.
18:29Because her body is Tempur-Pedic.
18:34Ew, what's that smell?
18:36Eat my goochie goochie.
18:38Ew.
18:40Bam, bitches.
18:42What do you get when you cross Raven and Latrice Royale?
18:46Brown chicken, brown cow.
18:51I heard Manila's a supermodel now.
18:54Well, she must model for the left because she isn't right.
19:01Nena.
19:02Yes?
19:04Yes?
19:08Yes?
19:12What is it, my joke?
19:13Yes.
19:14Oh, I'm so sorry.
19:16Let's try again.
19:17Sorry, everybody.
19:18Oh, God, I'm so confused.
19:20I'm so sorry.
19:21Sorry, I'm so bad at this stuff.
19:23Oh, my God, Tommy, come on.
19:24Okay, sorry about that, Nina.
19:28Miss Lupe.
19:29What's up?
19:30Victoria Parker.
19:32Or Miss Piggy.
19:34Honk, honk.
19:35I think the rhythm on the joke wall was a little off-skelter,
19:40but that's what made it work.
19:46Lupe, peek-a-boo.
19:49Peek-a-who?
19:50Tootsie Lou.
19:51That's who.
19:54Hey, Rue, did you hear about the gay dwarf?
19:56No.
19:57He came out of the cupboard.
19:59Oh, Mama.
20:02Dusted.
20:04Uh, busted.
20:07Cream my face.
20:26Put it in me.
20:37I said in, not on me.
20:40Well, that's our show.
20:42Say goodnight, pit crew.
20:43Goodnight, pit crew.
20:53Coming up, the reviews are in.
20:56This blew me away.
20:57The jokes weren't really funny.
20:59That's okay.
21:00Put some butter on it.
21:08Morning, ladies.
21:10Ladies.
21:13Our main challenge was to do celebrity impersonations in RuPaul's Gaffin,
21:17and now we all have to get ready for our 60s groovy glam drag.
21:22How do you think you guys did?
21:24There was a chance that we might be in the bottom two,
21:26because I was impersonating someone that probably the judges won't know who it was.
21:30It's okay that you did, because you're my partner and I support you.
21:34Okay, bitch.
21:36Who do you think is going to be lip syncing today?
21:39I really don't know.
21:40I just hope and pray that it's not us.
21:43I'm anxious about my performance as B. Arthur.
21:45I'm worried the judges are going to hate it.
21:49When we were playing that In the Butt Roo game, I was like, I don't know about Latrice.
21:53We, like, barely know each other.
21:56You know what?
21:56You're right.
21:57Chad and Chanel are basically family.
22:00Raven and Juju are, like, connected at the hip.
22:02I know you're from Minnesota.
22:03I'm from Minnesota.
22:04I started dating a girl in high school.
22:06I can't even imagine you trying to date a girl.
22:08Well, actually, you still kind of are you dating a girl?
22:11Kind of.
22:12Kind of.
22:13It was kind of really hard, because I not only was dealing with just coming out of the closet,
22:17I was dealing with, like, a breakup.
22:19I was going to play it straight and get married and have kids, because I loved her so much.
22:24And when she forced me out of the closet, it devastated me, and I went into a depression,
22:29and I even tried killing myself.
22:32It was me doing my drag that kind of really helped me get out of that low point in my...
22:37Really?
22:38I got my new girlfriend.
22:40Girl, you just made them cuffs just now?
22:42Just that.
22:42Quick.
22:43Wham, bam.
22:44Thank you, ma'am.
22:46I came out to myself when I was 13.
22:48You did?
22:49I went to the prom in drag, and I did plays in drag.
22:51Work!
22:51She went to the prom in drag.
22:53I live.
22:54It was fun doing drag in high school.
22:56Not to say that I don't get scared.
22:57I used to make my underwears match when I'd go to the dance.
23:00So if I was found dead in the ditch, they could find me wearing matching underwear.
23:04Tootsie, tootsie.
23:05Give me the scooter.
23:07Oh, my God.
23:07I would love one day to march to the beat of Tammy's drum.
23:12Just for one day.
23:13Sexy orangutan.
23:14Shake it and do your thing.
23:16Okay.
23:19Okay.
23:27Have a girl.
23:28Put the bass in your walk.
23:31Head to toe.
23:32Let your whole body talk.
23:34And what?
23:37Welcome to the main stage of RuPaul's Drag Race All-Stars.
23:41Michelle Visage.
23:43Are you freaking kidding me?
23:44I am not freaking kidding you, and you're wearing my favorite color, green.
23:49Santino Rice.
23:50How you doing?
23:51I'm good, Ru.
23:52Comedy legend, Vicki Lawrence.
23:54I'm so glad you're here.
23:55I am so happy to be here.
23:57I'm so jealous of your everything.
24:00Well, I'm jealous of your boogie.
24:02You haven't seen my boogie yet.
24:03But I can smell it.
24:08And one of the funniest and busiest women in show business, Busy Phillips is here.
24:13What, what?
24:15This week, our queens were challenged to write jokes and perform their best celebrity impersonations.
24:21Tonight, I've asked them to frock it to me in their grooviest 60s glam.
24:26Gentlemen, start your engines, and may the best women's win.
24:33Jar Lexus.
24:35Ooh, very elegant.
24:37Very Valley of the Dolls.
24:38We're looking thickening, and we know that.
24:41Uh-oh.
24:42Gotta love an outfit change.
24:44I'm serving swimsuit realness.
24:46Eat your heart out, Twiggy.
24:48I wonder what Twiggy's eating right now.
24:49Nothing.
24:52Latrella.
24:53Mergirls.
24:54Yes.
24:54Very mod, I like it.
24:56Latrella, serving it like Godzilla.
24:59I'm giving you classic retro, Diana Ross.
25:02Black is beautiful.
25:04Charlie's got some new angels.
25:06Yes.
25:06I almost wore that today.
25:07I'm so glad I didn't do it.
25:10Chad, the mod squad.
25:13Groovy, baby.
25:14Yeah, doing a swim.
25:15Chad and I are serving 60s groovy glam realness.
25:19Make drag, not war.
25:21I'm totally having an acid flashback.
25:23That's acid reflux, baby.
25:27Rojobe.
25:28Stepford Wives.
25:29Yes.
25:29Eat that, Nicole Kidman.
25:31We are serving 60s mod realness, hun-tee.
25:35I got my Batgirl wig on.
25:36We look 60s fabulous.
25:39Oh.
25:39Look at the booty.
25:40These ladies are having a Tupperware party, and you're invited.
25:44Brown flowers.
25:46She's tiptoeing through the tulips.
25:48I'm giving sexy go-go dance meets the runway.
25:51My boots are made for walking, baby.
25:53An orange go-go boot is not easy to pull off, either.
25:56Not easy.
25:56Sex and the single girl.
25:58Look that up in your funk and wagnals.
26:02Coming up.
26:03I have a major problem with this eyeliner on you.
26:04The delivery was kind of poor.
26:06None of the jokes stayed in my head.
26:09That woman is just on another planet.
26:16Welcome, ladies.
26:17The judges have watched your all-star turns on RuPaul's Gaffin,
26:21and the reviews are in.
26:23Let's start with Jarlexis.
26:25I think you both look adorable.
26:27Very madman.
26:28Jarra, your charra was insane.
26:31Perfecto, mami.
26:32You know, charra was on the Carol Burnett show.
26:34Uh-huh.
26:35You just blew me away.
26:36Alexis, Shakira's a tough chick to pull off.
26:39She's strictly kind of a look.
26:41I didn't really get much from you.
26:43But you guys were so strong as a team.
26:47The jokes that you came up with, I'm really impressed.
26:50Next up, Latrilla.
26:52I was really impressed, Manila.
26:54I thought you did a wonderful job as Madonna.
26:57Oprah kind of got lost.
26:58I kind of wasn't sure if you were Aretha,
27:00if you were Oprah.
27:02Tonight, I think you complement each other well,
27:04but it could be a little more finish.
27:06I have a major problem with this white eyeliner on you, Manila.
27:08It makes you cross-eyed.
27:10What?
27:10Me?
27:11Cross-eyed?
27:12Cross-eyed.
27:14Next up, Chad.
27:16You both look great.
27:18Chad, this dress, you need to make it in every single color.
27:22Looks really great.
27:23Chanel.
27:24Now, Lucy is one of those huge characters
27:26that if it's not spot-on, it's going to be obvious.
27:30I don't think she was completely realized.
27:33But I had fun watching both of you girls.
27:36Betty Davis was hysterical.
27:38Next up, Roojubee.
27:41Roojubee.
27:41You don't really look anything like Fran Drescher.
27:44I don't?
27:45But you really nailed the laugh,
27:47and you really nailed the humor.
27:49The Arthur.
27:50You got the look down,
27:51but there was something lacking,
27:52and I think it was in your voice.
27:53It's that deep sort of gravelly,
27:55and very low,
27:56and sarcastic.
27:58I think might have done it for me.
28:00But I think your look tonight
28:02is really great.
28:04You do look like you're going to chase the Beatles
28:05down the street.
28:06I was at that Beatles concert in 1965,
28:09and I think that's what I was wearing.
28:12Next up, Brown Flowers.
28:15Nina, I love your look tonight.
28:17I think that the makeup is fantastic
28:19with the flowers.
28:19You could be in the Austin Powers movies.
28:23La Lupe is a character, Nina,
28:25that I don't know if enough people will know.
28:27On the bright side,
28:28people will probably be interested
28:30in finding out about La Lupe,
28:31so I thought that I could bring a little culture
28:33to our tacky little show.
28:37That's what we're about.
28:38Drag Race.
28:39Educating America.
28:41Tammy Faye.
28:42You had to look down,
28:43but we were missing the Tammy Faye-isms
28:45that she always had.
28:47I laughed a lot during your performance,
28:49but it wasn't because the jokes were funny,
28:51because the jokes weren't really funny.
28:53It was a little uncomfortable.
28:55That's not why I should be laughing.
28:56My comedy's wry.
28:57Hey, that's okay.
28:59Put some butter on it.
29:00I'm Tammy Brown,
29:01and I'm going to spin your head round and round.
29:03It's my gift to the world.
29:05All right, thank you, ladies.
29:08My queens,
29:10while you enjoy an absolute cocktail
29:11in the All-Star Lounge,
29:13the judges and I will deliberate.
29:15You may leave the stage.
29:18All right, now just between us goyels,
29:21what do you think?
29:22Let's start with Charlexis.
29:24Their writing was pretty good.
29:26The jokes were really funny.
29:27Yara is, of all the impersonations,
29:29for me the strongest.
29:30I was like right there with Charo
29:32on the Carol Burnett stage.
29:33She more than made up for Shakira.
29:35Are you kidding?
29:36Alexis is a good straight man, if you will.
29:38Somebody has to do that job,
29:39and it's not an easy job.
29:40Santino, would you agree?
29:41I would agree.
29:42It's tough to be the straight man.
29:45Latrilla.
29:46I really liked Madonna.
29:47I love the affectation in her voice,
29:50you know, because Madonna is so full of...
29:54Latrice is funny,
29:55but there was no Oprah.
29:57Was Manila's Madonna
29:58strong enough to carry the group?
30:00I don't know.
30:01None of the jokes stayed in my head.
30:03I'm just not sure
30:03if the whole thing worked enough for me.
30:05Let's move on down to Chad.
30:08Chad's Betty Davis was perfect,
30:10but Lucille Ball is one of those characters
30:13that if you can't fully execute it,
30:15it's going to fall short,
30:16and that's kind of what it was.
30:17I don't think she fell short.
30:18I totally got Lucy,
30:19and as a team,
30:20I think they were...
30:23I thought they were adorable
30:24on the runway tonight.
30:25They looked super cute on the runway.
30:27Fran was strong for me.
30:28The Arthur was not.
30:29But in the same way
30:30that other queens have been
30:31the straight man,
30:32I feel like Raven's monotone B. Arthur
30:35let Jujubee be a ditzy Fran Drescher.
30:39Brown flowers.
30:40The whole La Lupe thing was really a risk.
30:42Well, it didn't even have to be recognizable.
30:44It just had to make it funny.
30:45Tammy Faye Messner Baker,
30:48I thought was fully realized aesthetically,
30:50but then we kind of lost her personality.
30:52Tammy Brown took over.
30:53Dear God,
30:54that woman is just
30:55on another planet,
30:56isn't she?
30:57If I had to pick one person
30:58to come out here
30:59and just walk around for a while,
31:00it would probably be her
31:01because I'm just fascinated
31:02by what in the hell's going on
31:03in that ad.
31:04She's kind of like Andy Kaufman,
31:05but yes.
31:06She's Draggy Kaufman.
31:08It's fun to watch her,
31:09but just because I'm laughing at them
31:11for all the wrong reasons
31:12doesn't mean they should win.
31:14I actually feel like
31:15they are in the bottom.
31:17Silence!
31:18Bring back my all-stars.
31:26Welcome back, all-stars.
31:28I've made some decisions.
31:30Chanel,
31:31we didn't love your Lucy,
31:33but Chad,
31:34you made it all about Betty.
31:38You're safe.
31:39Thank you, Ru.
31:40Thank you, judges.
31:45Alexis,
31:46your Shakira was shaky.
31:49Bajara,
31:50your Charo was a real coup,
31:53a coochie coup.
31:56Jalexis,
31:58you are the winners
31:59of this week's All-Star Challenge.
32:02You've each won
32:02a set of custom jewelry
32:04from Fierce Drag Jewels.
32:06Yeah!
32:08Alexis and me,
32:09we're here representing
32:10all the Latin people, baby.
32:12You may step to the back
32:14of the stage.
32:19Brown Flowers,
32:20your La Lupe
32:21was loopy.
32:23And your Tammy Faye
32:24was a touch
32:25to Tammy Brown.
32:28I'm sorry, my dears,
32:30but you're up
32:30for elimination.
32:33It feels miserable
32:35to be in the bottom two.
32:36I play to win.
32:39Manila,
32:40your Madonna
32:41was a celebration.
32:42But Latrice,
32:44you didn't own Oprah.
32:47Jujubee,
32:48your flashy girl
32:50from Flushing
32:51was fabulous.
32:52But Raven,
32:54your B. Arthur
32:55was not golden, girl.
33:00Manila and Latrice,
33:03I'm sorry, my dears,
33:05but you are up
33:05for elimination.
33:12Raven and Jujubee,
33:14you are safe.
33:16Let me join
33:16the other girls.
33:23Nina Flowers,
33:25Tammy Brown,
33:26who will lip sync
33:27for your team?
33:29Tammy.
33:31Who will lip sync
33:32for your team?
33:34I'll be taking it home, baby.
33:37If,
33:37during the first minute
33:39of the lip sync,
33:40your partner
33:41is having a she-emergency,
33:42you have one chance
33:43to push the button,
33:45tag her,
33:46and finish
33:46the lip sync yourself.
33:49Each team
33:50can push the button
33:51only once
33:52during this entire competition.
33:55Mwah.
33:55Mwah.
33:59Ladies,
34:00this is your last chance
34:02to impress me
34:03and to save your team
34:04from elimination.
34:06The time has come
34:07to lip sync
34:09for your lives.
34:13Tammy has to be able
34:14to pull this off.
34:16I'm not ready
34:16to pack my bags
34:17and go home.
34:18Good luck
34:19and don't
34:21f*** up.
34:23There's no
34:24business
34:25like show business
34:27like no business
34:28I know.
34:29My strategy
34:30is simply
34:31to just
34:31invoke
34:32F.M. Urban.
34:33Don't touch
34:34that buzzer hole.
34:35I got it.
34:37Yesterday
34:38they told you
34:39you would not
34:39go far.
34:41I'm channeling
34:42a little bit
34:42of Tina Turner
34:43and then I put
34:43a little Tammy
34:44spunk on top of it.
34:48They're both
34:49killing it.
34:50It's going to be
34:51a hard one to call.
34:52I'm glad
34:53I am not RuPaul.
34:54Let's go
34:55on with our show
34:59Let's go
35:01on with our show
35:20I've made my decision
35:23Latrilla
35:27Shantae, you stay
35:31You may join
35:32the other girls
35:36Tammy Brown
35:37and Nina Flowers
35:38You two are
35:40the definition
35:41of all stars
35:44Thank you
35:47Adios
35:54I'm sad
35:55that we weren't able
35:56to take it further
35:56into the competition
35:57but this is not
35:58the end
35:59For the rest
35:59of the girls
36:00hope floats
36:00be individuals
36:01be yourself
36:02May the best
36:02woman win
36:07Condragulations
36:08all stars
36:09you're all
36:10one step closer
36:11to becoming
36:12inducted
36:13into the Drag Race
36:14Hall of Fame
36:15Now remember
36:16you can't love yourself
36:17how the hell
36:19you gonna love
36:19somebody else
36:20can I get an amen
36:21up in here
36:21Amen
36:23Alright
36:23let the music play
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