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00:00Previously, unheated rivalry.
00:02Shane Hollander, I wanted to introduce myself.
00:04Okay.
00:05The two most talked about prospects in the world.
00:07Canada's Shane Hollander and Russia's Elia Rosanoff.
00:11It was Hollander and Rosanoff, right?
00:13We've seen each other a while.
00:14Yeah, Boston and Montreal play against each other often.
00:17What is your room number?
00:18This is such a bad idea.
00:20You're not going to tell anyone.
00:22There's no one to know.
00:23A lot of kids are going to be looking up to you.
00:25Where's your word, Rosanoff?
00:27My what?
00:27So what's my name going to be?
00:29Dreamed.
00:31How much pressure do you feel from the fans,
00:33from the hockey world in general?
00:35What was that?
00:35Not everything is about you, Hollander.
00:37What the fuck are you doing in public?
00:40No one is looking.
00:41You don't know that.
00:42Hollander, see you next season.
00:59What is my name.
00:59you're in our way.
01:01You want feet up,
01:03see you too,
01:04you're staying.
01:06You're in our way.
01:12You want feet up,
01:12you want feet up,
01:19you can't stay.
01:29You're in our way.
01:30Let's go!
01:59A golden star
02:00You think you're clever
02:02Good God
02:04She took her brave
02:06Made a mistake
02:07When she met Trevor
02:11Get us forever
02:15Get us forever
02:18Get us forever
02:20You think I'm pretty
02:26You think I'm pretty
02:27Cool if you wanna put me
02:29Close enough flying back out on the ice for Boston
02:31Come on, I'll do the Boston
02:33I'm gonna get lost in the game
02:35I'm gonna get lost in the game
02:37I hope you're gonna get out soon
02:40I really hope you're gonna get out soon
02:43Oh man, I hope you're gonna get out soon
02:48I really hope you're gonna get out soon
02:51I know
02:53You're at the right
02:56Hushed over your phone like
02:58A tree
03:01Atop a hill
03:02It's crooked from doing bad bites
03:07You say
03:09You're lost to seek
03:11You call the power and you're right
03:14You're washed up irrelevant
03:18You're standing in my light
03:21You're standing in my light
03:25You're standing in my light
03:26You're standing in my light
03:38You're sta-
03:40I know
03:41Most people do
03:42Since the real world
03:44Honey
03:45I know
03:46I know
03:46In spite of everything
03:48I guess there's just no city to
03:50Nice try
03:52Now get out the way
03:54Good job
03:56Just take a fucking sip
03:58I said I'll see ya
03:59You wanna be ya
04:00You wanna be ya
04:02Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
04:06Nice job.
04:07Get out of here.
04:09You're in our way.
04:11Get lost forever.
04:23Hey, if Rosano fucks you tonight,
04:26I'm gonna fucking back.
04:28I think you mean fucks with, buddy.
04:31I fucking mean what I mean.
04:33You're burning a fake Rosanoff outside right now.
04:35The fuck does that mean?
04:37They do it to you all the time in Boston.
04:38You want a seat?
04:39No, thanks.
04:40Honestly, guys, it doesn't help me focus.
04:42Yeah, maybe they'll be weird somewhere else.
04:45I'm not even that weird.
04:47Whatever you need, Captain.
04:49Hey, Hollander.
04:50Can you talk to NBC and some radio outlets in the next time?
04:52Yeah.
04:55Oh, Mr. Hollander.
04:57What does Montreal have to do to win tonight?
05:00Well, hockey is a complicated, nuanced game.
05:03But it would be helpful if we scored more fucking goals than the other team.
05:07And how about that other team?
05:10Elia Rosanoff has been on a tear lately.
05:12He had a hat-trick last week, and he's almost caught up to you in the scoring race.
05:15Want to know what he had to say about that this morning?
05:16No, I'll listen if he actually catches up to me.
05:19Thanks, guys.
05:54I'll see you next time.
06:29I'll see you next time.
06:54I'll see you next time.
06:59Shut your idiot face, Marley.
07:00You're straight up blushing, Ross.
07:02Well, no.
07:04Never in life have I blushed.
07:05Russians do not do this.
07:12You're good.
07:13You're good.
07:14You're good.
07:15You're good.
07:16You're good.
07:21You will murder me.
07:23Maybe.
07:25Get in.
07:30Why the fuck did you think it's okay to sex me before the game?
07:33What the fuck?
07:35You were hard, weren't you?
07:36For how long?
07:37The whole game?
07:39You're such a fucking ass.
07:41Well, you missed me, didn't you?
07:43I fucking didn't.
07:44And I still beat your ass.
07:46Oh, barely.
07:53Oh, nice place.
07:55Thanks.
07:57I bought it a couple years ago, but then this year I bought another one.
08:02Right next door.
08:04I eventually might turn it into one place, but for now I'm renting the next door one out.
08:09Mr. Businessman.
08:10Shut up.
08:11Mr. Landlord.
08:14You asked.
08:15No, I didn't.
08:29So what do you want me?
08:31In the kitchen, on the floor?
08:34Fuck you.
08:39Did your mom buy all these pillows?
08:41No.
08:43I hired someone.
08:44A designer.
08:47You think there is enough?
08:49Such an asshole.
08:52I think maybe you like it.
08:55I'm going to smell the cigarettes from here.
08:58I had one.
08:59You shouldn't be smoking.
09:00You shouldn't be talking.
09:06Come here.
09:07No, you come here.
09:08No, you come here.
09:09No, you come here.
09:10No, you see.
09:14No, you can't.
09:21No, you come here.
09:22Is the one?
09:25No.
09:33Don't worry, it will fit.
09:45Oh, wow, wow.
09:47We think they're so big enough.
09:49Fuck off.
09:58Where were you?
10:06Where were you?
10:15Please don't go.
10:24Please don't go.
10:28Oh, my God.
10:30Stay right here.
10:37He's okay.
10:54Oh, shit, don't go.
10:59Is he okay?
11:00Okay?
11:09It's you.
11:12It's you.
11:14Okay.
11:16It's you.
11:20It's you.
11:24It's you.
11:28It's you.
11:29It's you.
11:46It's you.
11:53Are you?
11:55Oh, God.
11:56Hold her.
11:58Hold her.
12:02Oh.
12:03What the hell are you?
12:12Hell are you?
12:19Now, please don't.
12:22No, the bed's all dirty.
12:25What?
12:27Shut up.
12:32We'll show it now, okay?
12:57You killed me in wonder.
12:59I'm dead.
13:01That was so fucking hot.
13:03Oh, God.
13:04Oh, God.
13:08We're at the weight.
13:10We're at the weight.
13:23I should go.
13:26Okay.
13:32So, uh, obviously we won't see each other during the Olympics, right?
13:36Oh, right.
13:39Your family must be happy there in Russia.
13:42Mm.
13:44Yes.
13:45My parents are pretty psyched for me.
13:47They're pissed they can't come, but my mom is starting to wake up at 4am to watch every game.
13:55I bet your parents will be there, right?
13:58My father, yes.
14:00Maybe my brother, but who knows.
14:03Cool.
14:04Anyways, I'm psyched.
14:06I've been dreaming about it my whole life.
14:08Dreaming of what?
14:09Ron's medal?
14:11Fucking wish, dude.
14:16Hey, uh, remember when I made you come hands-free?
14:19Don't fuck yourself, bro.
14:23Such a good drink.
14:25Your cab is definitely here.
14:37Bye.
14:46Welcome back to Man in the Crease, your all-star hockey podcast.
14:49For the first period, we are four days into this year's Winter Games,
14:53and there's already a contender for top story here in Sochi, Russia.
14:57What an embarrassing and too promising year for the Russian men's hockey team.
15:01A hard pill to swallow on all mice, and especially for the young phenom Ilya Rozenov,
15:07chosen as his country's captain.
15:36All in there.
15:37What's up, motherfucker?
15:37good boys hey holy fuck can you believe russia be nice funny at least he fucking lost latvia
15:43i mean did you see that game yeah it was a straight up shit show a debacle hey what did
15:48ross say about it uh i don't know nothing to me that's for sure i think he knows canada has
15:54this
15:55in the bag uh-uh so you say this year baby we're fucking coming for you okay trust me you
15:58look
15:59great in silver vani don't even stress oh good one yeah does your room have that smell yes yes it
16:07does is it black mold because that's what jj thinks it is yeah he's probably right good news is we're
16:13not going to be here all right so tonight we can do the men's short form figure skating here my
16:16buddy
16:16joe is in that program we train together would you guys uh be cool to do that i'd love to
16:21show up for
16:22hell yeah man show up for any dude who's that brave what do you mean well i'm assuming your buddy
16:30might
16:30be gay i mean it's fucking brave for a dude to show up to a place like this and be
16:35like
16:36hey here's me russia is not safe for folks like that fucking balls of steel man
16:42what i do
16:43what i do
16:45what i'm gonna do
17:06me
17:14Man, your buddy fucking killed it.
17:16Yeah, he did.
17:20I'm just going to find the bathroom.
17:40Hey.
17:46Not here.
17:47No, not.
17:49I saw you up here.
17:51I wanted to see how you're doing.
17:52Fine.
17:54Go sit down.
17:57We are not anything.
18:01Go away, Hollander.
18:09Are you okay?
18:11Please, go.
18:13You didn't answer my text.
18:17No, I did not answer your boring text.
18:19Now you go.
18:22Fine.
18:23Fuck.
18:37You need to get married.
18:38Yes, my father.
18:42Minister still wants to meet you today.
18:45No matter what.
18:48It's a honor for me.
18:50You have to be a honor for me.
18:52After yesterday's time, you won't win.
18:58Latvia.
18:59Latvia.
19:01And he's still drinking.
19:03How did you do it?
19:05You're not sad?
19:06It's not a shame, Otec.
19:07But it's not so. They don't teach you discipline in this American League.
19:12It's not a game, it's a shame.
19:14It's not a shame. It's not a shame.
19:16It's not a shame that you showed up in childhood.
19:19Now I play better than when I was.
19:23Our team is damaged. The team is not a game.
19:26Not a game? What is this for American absurd?
19:29What is it? You're a captain, you're making them a game.
19:34You're always looking for someone who is guilty from childhood.
19:42Who is it to you?
19:45Your mother? She doesn't do this.
19:53No, Otec.
19:56Mom died.
20:00Do you remember her?
20:03I was in your case.
20:07Where's Polina?
20:09In Moscow?
20:12Of course.
20:17We need to go.
20:20In the evening.
20:24To be able to meet the minister.
20:28Yeah.
20:30I'm ready.
20:31I'm ready.
20:33I'm ready.
20:35I'm ready.
20:36I'm ready.
20:37I need to take it off or in that wonder.
20:38I will submit like sweeteri.
20:39Your husbandcio Jetztke.
20:40No, he didn't have a problem.
20:44What...
20:45What?
20:45You can go to eat here for all the America.
20:48What?
20:49You do?
20:53That's amazing?
20:53It's a problem with leadership. It's always a problem with leadership.
20:59I'm too much talking.
21:07You're my angel. You're too much talking, especially when it's about hockey.
21:14Only when we win, Papa.
21:16I'm going to go to a bar and he needs more than one.
21:19Okay.
21:21Look how she is behind you.
21:24From childhood.
21:27I'm an angel. It would be nice if I remember it.
21:31I want to drink.
21:33I want to drink something interesting.
21:52It's very early.
21:57It's been a long time, Sasha.
22:04It's been a long time.
22:05I think you played poorly.
22:07I would like to say thank you, but I know that you didn't watch any other games.
22:10For those who have been a whole life son of a coach for hockey, you have to avoid this.
22:16I sometimes blame him on me.
22:19When I understand that, I blame him on me.
22:22In any case, it doesn't matter for you.
22:25It doesn't matter? Why did you do that?
22:28My father...
22:29Your father is a fool, who will ever kill you.
22:32You need to stop worrying about what he thinks.
22:36I don't care about these crazy games, when you have a real chance to win this year.
22:42Is it true?
22:42Yes, it is true.
22:44Hunter and Admiral won't go through New Jersey.
22:46New Jersey won't go through Holland and Montreal.
22:50I think you will win this year in Montreal.
22:53In this year?
22:54Yes, in this year.
22:55Because I think he's traumatized.
23:00Where do you know everything?
23:02On the extra sense.
23:04I will go back to Scotland and play pocket எ.
23:07With the championship you really 자연 côngцы easily understood.
23:11And you finative look at the Jamie Woodsy.
23:14But then you can win.
23:15You can win.
23:17Whoever in the capital you have.
23:18In Chicago, not the chances of you going to be the last.
23:21In the final you probably will end San Francisco.
23:24They are goodxa but are not too young.
23:28So that you will win pro championship 5000 years and stay close to me before you've played.
23:31I'm going to go with my father.
23:36Thank you, I'm going to sleep.
23:38Tomorrow you'll need to be perfect.
23:41You'll always be perfect.
23:43You're perfect.
23:44But you'll need to meet again.
23:48We'll see you later.
23:50See you later.
23:57What?
24:01Like Paris, Sasha.
24:03Wow.
24:05It's cool.
24:06I just love this place.
24:10Clubs?
24:12It's my head.
24:13Men.
24:15It's just nice.
24:17And boys?
24:21You've seen French boys?
24:25Yeah, Ilya?
24:31Oh, my God.
24:34I'm not sure.
24:37You don't know how you're going.
24:40You don't lie.
24:43You don't lie.
24:44You don't lie.
24:50You don't lie.
24:52You don't lie.
24:56You don't lie.
25:07You don't lie.
25:10You don't lie.
25:13It was a dangerous thing that you had before, if you remember me, don't forget it.
25:22We're already the kids, Sash.
25:26Yes, that's right.
25:33Let's stop.
25:35Okay, let's go somewhere else.
25:40No.
25:51Okay, I'll find a party.
25:55Okay.
26:04I'll see you.
26:07I was happy to see you.
26:25Captain's here.
26:26Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
26:30What am I supposed to do with this?
26:32I don't know. My mom told me to get away.
26:33Oh, my God.
26:37There's ginger ale on the pitch.
26:39Okay, playoffs are over. You cannot keep the beer.
26:41That's not a rule. You just made that up.
26:43Hollander, is that a rule?
26:44Unfortunately, it is.
26:45Fuck you, Hollander. You can barely even grow one.
26:47No, no. Fuck you, Swedish Inbred.
26:50Fuck you, AJ.
26:51Just fucking do it, Hayden.
26:52Stop it, Hayden.
26:53We're live in Boston where the Raiders have a chance to end it all on home ice.
26:56Turn it up.
26:57It's game six and the cup is somewhere inside as we speak.
27:00You know that Ilya Rosanoff wants this bad.
27:03Rosanoff and the Raiders have been on fire since the Olympic break.
27:06A heartbreaking game for the Russians seems to have only intensified the young Boston captain.
27:11He's on a chair, scoring ten goals over the past six playoff games.
27:16Okay, listen the fuck up.
27:19Look, I don't give a fuck how many goals I've scored.
27:23I don't give a fuck how I played two fucking nights ago.
27:26I don't need to think about that.
27:28That was yesterday.
27:29That was before.
27:31Now, I only need one thing.
27:35I need to win.
27:39Here.
27:40At home.
27:41Tonight.
27:43As much fun as it would be to go to California and humiliate them there.
27:47But I want to hear our fans.
27:49I want to hear them scream.
27:52I want to fuck San Francisco.
27:57I know you can do it.
27:58I've seen you fucking do it.
28:00I've seen every one of you do it.
28:03So leave it all the fuck out there tonight.
28:07Because this is our fucking night.
28:12This is our fucking cup.
28:15Fucking fuck San Francisco.
28:22Wait for this case.
28:23We'll fuck you.
28:28I can't believe that asshole's about to win the cup.
28:32Shane hates him the most.
28:34What?
28:34You ain't Rosanoff.
28:36Of course.
28:37But, he's very good at hockey.
28:40The best probably.
28:41Eh, nah.
28:42You're the fucking best all-hander.
28:44Yeah.
28:45Not that animal shit show cock sucking Rochelle.
28:49Now that is that.
28:50The Boston Raiders are your MLH champions.
28:54What a comeback story this year from Ilya Rosanoff.
28:57The captain did absolutely everything in these playoffs.
29:00Leading his team in block shots.
29:02Two shots he ends.
29:03And obviously.
29:04The Boston Raiders.
29:07That's an animal!
29:11Woo!
29:13Woo!
29:15Woo!
29:17Woo!
29:17Woo!
29:17Woo!
29:18Woo!
29:19Woo!
29:21Woo!
29:22Woo!
29:29Woo!
29:32I'm literally hungry as fuck to.
29:37Well, nice watch!
29:38I didn't get this here for free or what?
29:40Why the fuck were you on?
29:41Five seconds.
29:42técn�
29:42Twenty five seconds.
29:43What are you even doing?
29:46And now,presenting the Lord's Tower award-
29:49I was busy.
29:50Was who?
29:51Ilya Rosanoff and Shane Hoffman.
29:59but the most important thing is the friends we make along the way
30:06hey before we give out next award can i get a selfie with you what come on when will this
30:14ever happen again buddy okay fine but hurry up
30:24great give me your number i'll text them to you no chance
30:29and the lord talon award for most sportsman like player goes to
31:13well
31:18what what the fuck do you want rosenoff you haven't answered a text from me in like six months
31:26you won't even acknowledge i exist unless there's a fucking camera pointed at us and
31:29then it's for some fucking clown show so yeah what the fuck do you actually want from me
31:37well
31:41i want you to suck my dick oh fuck you you are unbelievable you suck my dick
32:00maybe as nicely
32:09please
32:14if you want me to get on my knees on this filthy bathroom floor and suck your dick
32:19you will have to ask nicer than that
32:24please get on your knees
32:26on this filthy bathroom floor and suck my dick please
32:44please
32:44no
32:48what
32:50no
32:53we'll go back to our seats watch the rest of this boring show and then go to boring party
32:59after
33:01and then when you have been waiting all night
33:04you'll come back to my hotel room and i will maybe maybe do more than just suck your dick
33:15when did your english get so good
33:19i uh i read the new yorker now
33:22really
33:23no
33:24the new yorker is boring
33:28my dad loves it
33:29my dad loves it
33:30ah
33:31so being boring is
33:33is genetic
33:34wow
33:36genetic
33:42let's make a deal
33:44if you win mvp tonight i will blow you
33:47fuck you
33:48whatever you want
33:51the new yorker
33:58excuse me
34:11or
34:12good luck coming
34:12for
34:14the new yorker
34:24I don't know.
34:58Congratulations.
35:01Now take off your clothes.
35:04You're such an asshole.
35:32You're such an asshole.
35:49What?
35:53Just a lot of windows.
36:15Good.
36:18Now get on the bed.
36:26This is a good hotel.
36:28Very nice vodka.
36:30It's hard to find in America.
36:32Okay.
36:36Touch yourself.
36:37What?
36:38Show off for me.
36:39I want to watch you.
36:40You what?
36:41It's my special day, Hollander.
36:43I want to watch.
36:45I've never...
36:46No shit.
36:47Fuck you.
36:49Give me some vodka at least.
36:50No, no, no.
36:51What case for after is your reward.
36:53What case for after is your reward?
36:53I don't know.
37:29Do you want to know how it feels?
37:32How what feels?
37:34Holding the cup.
37:36You fucking asshole.
37:38I can barely describe it.
37:40Oh my God, Hollander.
37:54Fuck.
38:04Are you gonna fuck me?
38:06We will see.
38:11I need...
38:13What?
38:14You know.
38:16Tell me.
38:23I need you.
38:25I need you.
38:29I need you.
38:31I need you.
39:01I need you.
39:02I need you.
39:19I need you.
39:20I need you.
39:26So Russia this year was...
39:29Something else.
39:34It's intense there.
39:40So are you heading back soon?
39:44Back.
39:45To Russia for the summer?
39:49Oh, yes.
39:56Why?
39:59What do you mean, why?
40:02Do you have to?
40:05There is no have to. It's...
40:08It's home.
40:11Yeah, but...
40:12I don't know. Is it safe?
40:16What do you mean, safe?
40:18I don't know.
40:21Do you even like it there?
40:30What difference does it make?
40:32A pretty big one, I think.
40:40I need to sleep.
40:43Oh.
40:45Yeah.
40:46Me too, I should have.
40:56So, I'm off.
40:59Goodbye, Hollander.
41:15The other part.
41:15The other part.
41:22It's OK.
41:25Do you know, little girl?
41:27There's a hug.
41:28But you're going to be a big part of your life.
41:28I'm going to be a big part of your life.
41:28Yeah, I'm going to be a big part of your life.
41:30Let's go.
42:31Let's go.
43:00Let's go.
43:30Let's go.
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