00:01Oh, look what I found.
00:04Oh, right.
00:05You can have it for a fiver.
00:06No way.
00:07I'm only joking.
00:09What are you reading?
00:11GCSE chemistry.
00:12It's my exam today.
00:14You're going to be a scientist?
00:15No.
00:16Totally irrelevant then, isn't it?
00:17No need to stress.
00:20Do you want some?
00:21What?
00:22Me and my family are decent people.
00:24I'd prefer if you kept your distance.
00:25I'm not sure Gary would agree with you.
00:28What's that supposed to mean?
00:29Well, he's just a lot more open-minded than you.
00:32He doesn't judge me like you do.
00:33Well, whatever.
00:34Just stay out of my business and I'll stay out of yours.
00:38Oh, you have got to be kidding me.
00:40First you gate, crash Craig's memorial.
00:42Now you're turning up at a private party.
00:44You shameless, you.
00:45You left your phone at the salon.
00:46Thought you might need it.
00:47Oh, thanks, Lou.
00:48Honestly, you're a lifesaver.
00:49I thought I'd lost it.
00:50Also, I bought you this.
00:53I know it's not really a housewarming, but I thought...
00:55Oh, lovely, eh?
00:57Well, oh.
00:59I remember that from back in the day.
01:01Oh, it's a shame they've been off that illustration.
01:03You know, the sexy nuns doing the gardening.
01:06You will stay for a drink, won't you?
01:07Oh, are you sure?
01:08I don't want to intrude.
01:09Oh, no, no.
01:09You're more than welcome.
01:10Help yourself to a drink and I'll be back in a second.
01:13David.
01:13Liam tells me that you tried to sell him his bus pass.
01:16Oh, I'm only messing.
01:17Why would you do that?
01:19What is that?
01:20Maria, I'm just taking care of you.
01:22What's so funny?
01:24Do you just roll your eyes at me?
01:26Oh, come on, babe.
01:27Give it a rest, eh?
01:38I knew it.
01:39Oh, I was just looking for something.
01:40Yeah, I know exactly what you were doing, you thieving cow.
01:42Oh, shut your mouth.
01:43I've done nothing wrong.
01:43All right.
01:44Turn your pockets out, then.
01:45Come on.
01:46You can't tell me what to do.
01:47I know you're up to summit.
01:48Oh, why'd you nick it me?
01:49You're going nowhere.
01:51What are you doing?
01:54Luke, are you all right?
01:59Can I help?
02:00You absolute psycho.
02:02What?
02:02You tripped and fell.
02:03No, I didn't.
02:04What are you talking about?
02:06Look, just stay still.
02:07Don't move, OK?
02:08Just be careful.
02:09Oh, like you care.
02:10After what you just did.
02:11Don't act the innocent.
02:12What was that?
02:12Smash!
02:14Oh, my arm is killing me.
02:15Oh, you're joking.
02:17Are you OK?
02:18Yeah, she's fine.
02:19Look at the state of me coffee table.
02:21What are you sat on it for?
02:22It's not a park bench.
02:23Are you fit?
02:23David, it wasn't me, OK?
02:25I was on the other side of the room.
02:26I just heard her crash.
02:27She must have just ticked the bell.
02:28Oh, yeah, after how many pinots?
02:30I'm not drunk.
02:31Come on, let's get you off here.
02:32Look, I didn't fall and I'm not drunk.
02:35She pushed me.
02:38She was rummaging through that bag, yeah?
02:40And I said to her, what are you playing at?
02:42She said nothing.
02:43So I said, right, OK, show me your pockets, then.
02:45She refused.
02:46OK, so you didn't actually see her steal the money, then?
02:48No, she didn't, because it never happened.
02:51Yeah, only because I stopped you.
02:53And then you tried barging past me to sneak out.
02:55Yeah, I was trying to block out what you were saying.
02:57I thought, you know, be dignified, walk away.
02:59Then out of nowhere, I felt a shove.
03:01I staggered and then I fell into a coffee table.
03:04You know, that cut looks pretty deep.
03:05I think one of us should take it away, innit?
03:07No, I can't say.
03:08Care about a drink?
03:08Yeah, so have I.
03:09Yeah, me too.
03:11I'll run you down there.
03:13Thanks, Gary.
03:13You don't have to do that.
03:14No, I know I don't have to, but I'm a nice guy, believe it or not.
03:17Right, so you're taking a thief to her, innit?
03:18Great.
03:19Why does everyone always think the worst of me?
03:21I wouldn't steal money.
03:23I'm not sticking around here to be accused of things.
03:26You know, if you don't believe me, just look and show in his bag.
03:32Well, he's still here.
03:37Well, let down that one's.
03:40First, we have to take...
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