00:02Not listening, are you?
00:05Oh, I come at a bad moment.
00:08Yeah.
00:10All right, if I have a word with my son.
00:12Sorry, bad morning.
00:16I have brought you a nice finger.
00:19Ooh, ta.
00:24You've eaten half of this?
00:26No, I've had one bite.
00:28Would you rather me chuckle the rest away?
00:30There's lipstick all round it.
00:34Of course, you know what this means, don't you, Eileen?
00:36She's too tight to buy you your own cake.
00:39This slightly repulsive, half-eaten finger
00:42is just an excuse to come and see you.
00:48I hate rowing with you.
00:50Me and all.
00:51You said some really nasty things, but you're ready to apologise.
00:56Apologise? For what?
00:57Not liking your husband?
01:00Come on, Mum, Pat's not all that bad.
01:03Oh, come on a minute.
01:05You said he reminded you of that bloke
01:07who was trying to kill the Pope in the Tom Hanks film.
01:10No, I didn't.
01:12I didn't mean it like that.
01:13It was just a joke.
01:14Oh, come on, Eileen.
01:17We're not keen on Pat, so what?
01:20Will you stop seeing, will you?
01:22Oh, going on an early lunch.
01:25It's got to be that one.
01:26Just found me appetite.
01:34I'm tired.
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