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00:00:00So put your hands together for the God of Ball, a new league legend, the Sniper.
00:00:06Basketball took everything from me.
00:00:08I'll never play again.
00:00:10Come with me.
00:00:12We need you back in the game.
00:00:13The Sniper died a long time ago.
00:00:15I'm not your guy.
00:00:16All you ever do is quit.
00:00:17You walked away when I was just a kid.
00:00:19I never thought I'd kill my son, Ben.
00:00:21You could.
00:00:22I'll do it.
00:00:23But no one can know who I am.
00:00:24If the Lightning lose this playoff game, then the owner's gonna kill the team.
00:00:28If we lose my career.
00:00:30It's all over.
00:00:31Your team needs you on the court, coach.
00:00:32So you're the alcoholic absent father.
00:00:36Recruiting from the drive-thru.
00:00:38Give it up, old man.
00:00:39It's too late.
00:00:40There's only three seconds left.
00:00:41Can you really do this?
00:00:42Why does he look so familiar?
00:00:44Your styles are almost identical.
00:00:47Are we about to witness a miracle?
00:00:49These losers can't beat us!
00:00:51This one's for you, sir.
00:00:52Is my dad really the Sniper?
00:01:00Welcome back to Game 7 of the UBA Finals.
00:01:04Unbelievable comeback.
00:01:05If the Sniper can clinch a finals victory for the Lightning, he will be crowned the league's
00:01:10God of ball.
00:01:14God, this baby.
00:01:15You're one shot away from becoming a legend.
00:01:17I never could have done this without you.
00:01:20And after the win tonight, I'm done with basketball.
00:01:23I'm tired of the long nights and the weeks away.
00:01:26It'll just be us.
00:01:28And our son.
00:01:33I love you.
00:01:35Kill him, Sniper.
00:01:40The Lightning's down by one and the Scorpions have the ball.
00:01:43They need one more stop to get the ball.
00:01:46Tyler Murray shoots it.
00:01:47Oh, the Sniper stole it.
00:01:50He's heading to the front court.
00:01:54We have three seconds left.
00:01:56Can the Sniper save the game?
00:02:01This is for you, baby.
00:02:06There's the release.
00:02:09No, he missed.
00:02:11Wait a sec.
00:02:12Is that his signature move?
00:02:15The Sniper's signature kill shot just won the league finals.
00:02:20Yeah!
00:02:23Yeah!
00:02:24Yeah!
00:02:25Yeah!
00:02:25Yeah!
00:02:25Yeah!
00:02:26Yeah!
00:02:47The Sniper will never steal another trophy from me again.
00:02:59I got my win, and now we get our happily ever after.
00:03:10Regina!
00:03:11No!
00:03:14Look at this.
00:03:22My son.
00:03:25Take care of my son.
00:03:28No!
00:03:33We've gathered here today to crown the season's MVP.
00:03:37A man who made the Lightning champions.
00:03:39So put your hands together for the god of ball, a new league legend, the Sniper.
00:03:49After the death of the family member, the god of basketball is retiring and disappeared.
00:04:00It was a robbery.
00:04:01A terrible accident.
00:04:03Don't give up your son, Marcel.
00:04:05You'll regret it forever.
00:04:07This never would have happened if I had made my wife a target.
00:04:11I'm not going to put my son in danger, too.
00:04:27Basketball took everything from me.
00:04:33I'll never play again.
00:04:42How could I be so blind?
00:04:46I put basketball before my family.
00:04:49I put them in danger.
00:04:50This is what I just heard.
00:04:52Mars Davis, you're on fire.
00:04:55Does greatness run in the family?
00:04:56Who inspired you to pick up the ball?
00:04:58The Sniper.
00:04:59I mean, he's the best to ever do it.
00:05:01I'd give anything to train without lost legend.
00:05:03I was raised by my aunt after my alcoholic dad abandoned me.
00:05:07So any greatness you see, it's all me.
00:05:11My son doesn't know who I used to be, just who I was to him.
00:05:16It's been 20 years since my wife died.
00:05:18I picked up the bottle to numb the pain and never put it down.
00:05:21But Regina would hate to see me like this.
00:05:23A washed-up alcoholic, slinging burgers at a drive-thru.
00:05:28It's time to get my shit together.
00:05:32He's like the Steph Curry of burgers!
00:05:36Holy shit!
00:05:37I did it!
00:05:39Over 200 cars served per hour.
00:05:42You know what that means, guys.
00:05:44Bonus time!
00:05:47Biggest cut for me.
00:05:50Scott, I didn't do shit.
00:05:52It's your math skills that broke a record.
00:05:54I'm the reason we got that bonus.
00:05:56You gonna deny me my cut?
00:05:58Buddy, you've been drinking on the job.
00:06:00I should fire your ass.
00:06:02Yes, our janitor guy quit this morning.
00:06:05So either you walk out of here broke and jobless,
00:06:08or you go clean up the puke in the bathroom.
00:06:12I've lost everything.
00:06:13I won't give up my last shred of dignity.
00:06:16No thanks.
00:06:18I quit.
00:06:20Quit?
00:06:21Good luck.
00:06:22Who else is gonna hire a washed-up alcoholic?
00:06:32If the Lightning lose this playoff game,
00:06:35then the owner's gonna kill the team.
00:06:37I'm sorry.
00:06:39We need a Hail Mary.
00:06:52I haven't seen precision like that since the sniper.
00:06:55Did I just find the lost basketball legend?
00:06:59Holy shit!
00:07:00That's Omari Gibbs!
00:07:02Yo, Mr. Gibbs, can I have one autograph?
00:07:04As a general manager myself, I'd be honored to-
00:07:07Hey, Marcel!
00:07:10Come with me.
00:07:12We need you back in the game.
00:07:26We need the sniper as the Lightning's assistant coach.
00:07:30No way.
00:07:31And don't call me that.
00:07:33Sniper died a long time ago.
00:07:34We have one more game to save this team.
00:07:37We need a miracle.
00:07:39We need you.
00:07:40I gave up basketball 20 years ago.
00:07:44I'm not your guy.
00:07:45Wait.
00:07:47I want to show you something.
00:07:50Pass your face!
00:07:52Screen up!
00:07:53D! D!
00:07:54Go, Mars!
00:07:54That's the basket!
00:07:56Ah!
00:07:57Yo, Mars could be one of the greats.
00:07:59We don't win this playoff game.
00:08:02The earner's gonna sell.
00:08:03They'll rebuild.
00:08:04Rebrand.
00:08:05And Mars' career will go down with this team.
00:08:09We'll hop against the 99ers.
00:08:11He can't beat them on his own.
00:08:13I never thought I'd keep my stud back.
00:08:16You could.
00:08:17If you coach him to the finals.
00:08:19He'll never respect you.
00:08:21Unless you show him that you deserve it.
00:08:23This is your chance to make a comeback.
00:08:26Masao.
00:08:28I've seen you ruin your own life.
00:08:30Don't ruin your sons too.
00:08:37Fine.
00:08:38I'll do it.
00:08:45But no one can know who I am.
00:08:47And I'm only coaching.
00:08:48I'm not playing.
00:08:49Never play again.
00:09:05All right.
00:09:06Listen up.
00:09:07The only reason this sorry for an excused team squeaked into the playoffs is because of Mars.
00:09:14But there's no way we're gonna...
00:09:15I mean, there's not a chance we survive unless we...
00:09:18Dad?
00:09:19Dad?
00:09:19Dad?
00:09:22What the hell are you doing here?
00:09:27I'm your new assistant coach.
00:09:29What do they call you?
00:09:30Coach combo me up?
00:09:34No, no fucking way.
00:09:36He's an alcoholic loser.
00:09:37He couldn't even stay sober long enough to raise his own son.
00:09:42Listen, I spent my whole life trying to be the opposite of you.
00:09:46Now you come to my house to coach me?
00:09:49I don't think so.
00:09:50What the hell is Amari thinking?
00:09:52We need a miracle to win this final, not a drive-thru drunk.
00:09:55No, what you need is better cuts, set some picks, and perfect your three-point game.
00:10:00You think it's that easy, old man?
00:10:02If you could hold on to the ball, what you lack in power you can make up for in precision.
00:10:07What do you know?
00:10:08The only thing I've ever seen you pick up is this damn flask.
00:10:13He's wasted.
00:10:14Don't hurt yourself, Gramps.
00:10:32Lucky shot.
00:10:34Don't let this drunk cunt fool you.
00:10:36When it comes to actual basketball, he's got nothing on me.
00:10:39What will it take for you to call me coach?
00:10:43A shooting contest.
00:10:45Three extreme shots.
00:10:47Fast one to make him wins.
00:10:48If you win, you can stay.
00:10:51But if I win, you walk out.
00:10:54And never come back.
00:10:57I never wanted to play again.
00:10:59Especially not against my own son.
00:11:01But if I have to prove myself to protect him, deal.
00:11:10Morris, you really think it's a good idea to let your loser dad be the coach of our most important
00:11:14game?
00:11:15I don't know.
00:11:17Let him show us what he's got.
00:11:19He's a useless deadbeat.
00:11:20He'll gas out before he even hits the first shot.
00:11:26All right.
00:11:28Three expert level shots.
00:11:29The step back three, the blind strike, and the clutch.
00:11:33Same sequence, same time.
00:11:35You miss, you go again.
00:11:38No resets, no excuses.
00:11:41Three, two, one.
00:11:45First up, the step back three-point shoot.
00:11:48It's a difficult shot that requires pacing and core strength.
00:11:52How could he make it?
00:11:54Did you see that?
00:11:56Next up, the blind strike.
00:11:58It requires good memorization and a sixth sense.
00:12:03Even without looking.
00:12:07Bro, he's cooking you!
00:12:09Finally, the clutch.
00:12:10The most difficult shot you can do in the entire game.
00:12:13It means you're out of time and energy.
00:12:15And you have one last shot.
00:12:17I've only seen one player pull it off 20 years ago.
00:12:20I'm rookie of the year, and you're just some drunk patty-push who works at a fast food joint.
00:12:24That shot.
00:12:25There's no way you could...
00:12:25You're gonna used to calling me coach.
00:12:33What?
00:12:43Who the hell is this guy?
00:12:45Why does he seem so familiar?
00:12:47Let the lightnings hail Mary.
00:13:02Alright.
00:13:03Everyone start sprints.
00:13:09Loris.
00:13:10You're the best player on this team.
00:13:11You can't just run off like that.
00:13:13You don't get to disappear for years
00:13:15and suddenly decide you're my dad again.
00:13:17Everything I have, I built by myself.
00:13:21Now, I'm not taking orders from you now.
00:13:22You can flash those fancy tricks all you want,
00:13:24but you don't actually know ball.
00:13:26You sure about that?
00:13:28Aunt Grace told me you played before I was born,
00:13:30but if you were any good,
00:13:31you wouldn't have become a worthless drunk now, would you?
00:13:33Unless this team wins tomorrow,
00:13:35your career is over.
00:13:37And I'm not gonna let that happen.
00:13:38We will win.
00:13:39It'll have nothing to do with you.
00:13:46I won't give up and walk away this time.
00:13:49I can't lose him forever.
00:13:52Son, wait.
00:13:57Okay, I'm sorry.
00:13:59Are you lost, Zippy Burger?
00:14:01Who did you steal this from?
00:14:05I didn't steal anything.
00:14:08I mean...
00:14:09So you're the Lightning's new assistant coach?
00:14:12Tyler Murray.
00:14:13My old rival.
00:14:15Recruiting from the drive-thru.
00:14:17I mean, scraping the bottom of the barrel.
00:14:19How does it feel to play for a team
00:14:21that's about to be erased from league history?
00:14:24It'll feel great when we beat you.
00:14:27You won't even make it to the finals.
00:14:29The Lightning have been terrible
00:14:31ever since the Sniper went MIA,
00:14:33what, 20 years ago?
00:14:35Thanks to me, now the Scorpions rule.
00:14:37It should make it look like an accident.
00:14:39The Sniper will never steal another trophy from me again.
00:14:45You're no Sniper.
00:14:46So I suggest you start burning your jerseys.
00:14:49You can learn how to flip burgers,
00:14:51work with this guy.
00:14:52Because your basketball career,
00:14:54it's over.
00:14:55Don't talk to my son like that.
00:14:58So you're the alcoholic absent father.
00:15:01Ah.
00:15:02Yeah, I can see why he wants nothing to do with you.
00:15:05Hey, don't you worry.
00:15:07When your greasy dad here
00:15:08runs your team straight to the ground,
00:15:10I'll let you be my ball boy.
00:15:16I'll let you be my ball boy.
00:15:21You should teach your boys manners.
00:15:23The 99ers are going to destroy you.
00:15:27So I suggest you get ready to be laughed off the court.
00:15:29I'll let the score speak for it, Sue.
00:15:39I'm about to coach a playoff game.
00:15:42I need to look the part.
00:15:50The Lightning started this season
00:15:52at the bottom of the barrel.
00:15:53But thanks to some stellar plays
00:15:54from rookie Mars Davis,
00:15:56they're in the playoffs,
00:15:57going head-to-head
00:15:58with one of the league's top franchises.
00:16:00Coach Rush says their new assistant coach
00:16:02is a secret weapon.
00:16:03Is it true they recruited him
00:16:05from a fast-food drive-thru?
00:16:24Is that the burger guy?
00:16:25No, but it can't be.
00:16:27They call him Coach Combo Meal.
00:16:29There's no way a guy like that
00:16:31can call game-winning plays.
00:16:33Everybody expects us to fail tonight.
00:16:35But if we focus,
00:16:36stick to the game plan,
00:16:38we can prove the world wrong.
00:16:39It's your show, Coach.
00:16:41Good luck.
00:16:42Only if we played two,
00:16:44this team would be unstoppable
00:16:45if we got him out on the court.
00:16:47Time to break the curse.
00:16:49All in, Team Lightning.
00:16:57Don't let him fool you guys.
00:16:59Combo Meal talks up a big game,
00:17:00but he'll give up on you
00:17:02when you need him most.
00:17:03I'm not going anywhere.
00:17:04Let's win this.
00:17:05Lightning on three.
00:17:06One, two, three.
00:17:07Lightning!
00:17:13Remember this face.
00:17:15I'm the legend
00:17:16that's going to knock you
00:17:18and the Lightning
00:17:19out of this league for good.
00:17:34The ball movement, boys.
00:17:41Take it, baby.
00:17:48Who is that schlub
00:17:49playing Russia's assistant coach?
00:17:52It's Mars Davis' absent father.
00:17:55Guy's a total alcoholic,
00:17:56clearly just a pity hire.
00:17:58Mars Davis' father?
00:17:59Why does he look so familiar?
00:18:02These losers are humiliating you!
00:18:06Let's go, boys!
00:18:08Alcoholic or not,
00:18:09he's got them playing
00:18:10like a whole new team.
00:18:12Boom!
00:18:16Wait!
00:18:18No!
00:18:25What do you want to do?
00:18:35Ref!
00:18:38Where's the foul, ref?
00:18:40Come on!
00:18:42Foul!
00:18:42Come on, asshole!
00:18:43Where's the foul, ref?
00:18:48They can't beat us,
00:18:49so they're playing dirty.
00:18:51Watch out now.
00:18:55Foul, ref!
00:18:56Come on!
00:18:58Come on!
00:19:09They're scared.
00:19:10Don't back down.
00:19:11Don't tell me what to do, old man.
00:19:18Stitches on Mars!
00:19:25Focus up.
00:19:26Behind the line.
00:19:33Ah!
00:19:34Get!
00:19:50You blind, ref!
00:19:53Red, number 15, foul.
00:19:55Bro!
00:19:58I can't go down.
00:20:00Not like this.
00:20:02You'll be okay, son.
00:20:02Yeah.
00:20:03This is a real blow for the Lightning.
00:20:05Unless Mars Davis makes a miraculous recovery,
00:20:08there's no way that they can come back from this.
00:20:11I told you,
00:20:12they would dominate this team of washed-up losers.
00:20:20We're all out of subs.
00:20:21Here's a last chance to win this.
00:20:23We have to forfeit.
00:20:28Wait.
00:20:29You've got your Hail Mary right here.
00:20:32I already drew up a player contract,
00:20:33just in case.
00:20:35Your team needs you on the court, coach.
00:20:39You want me to play?
00:20:40You shoot with the best accuracy I've ever seen.
00:20:43In between you and me,
00:20:45I want the lighting to take those asshole 99ers down.
00:20:49You can save us.
00:20:50I win it all.
00:20:54There's no way that this
00:20:55out-of-shape excuse for a coach
00:20:57can bring them back
00:20:58from an eight-point deficit in 15 seconds.
00:21:01It's impossible.
00:21:03Go out there, coach.
00:21:04And I'll knock you down so hard,
00:21:06you know, we back up.
00:21:09If we lose,
00:21:10it's all over.
00:21:12The team.
00:21:13My career.
00:21:16My career.
00:21:23If everyone finds out who I am,
00:21:25will I put my son in danger, too?
00:21:28I'm sorry,
00:21:29I can't get back on the court.
00:21:32I knew you're just a useless deadbeat.
00:21:34All you ever do is quit.
00:21:37I can't lose my son again.
00:21:46This team night lightning has no choice.
00:21:51Wait.
00:21:53Give me a jersey.
00:21:55I'll play.
00:21:57Can't wait for this greasy dick shit
00:22:00to fall flat on his face.
00:22:01Wait a minute.
00:22:02Is that the coach wearing a player's jersey?
00:22:05Is he gonna play?
00:22:09The coach is warming up now.
00:22:14I'm back.
00:22:17The sniper finally shoots again.
00:22:20Damn, that coach cleaned up good.
00:22:22He reminds me of one of those
00:22:23old school league legends.
00:22:25Unless he's got the skills to match,
00:22:27the lightning can kiss their careers goodbye.
00:22:29They've only got 15 seconds left
00:22:30to make an impossible comeback.
00:22:32There's no way you can pull this off.
00:22:35You know, when you lose,
00:22:37it'll actually be nice.
00:22:38I'll come by the restaurant
00:22:39and you can both put the fries in my bag.
00:22:41That old guy's not making it
00:22:43through our defense.
00:22:46What is he doing?
00:22:48He's running the wrong way down the court.
00:22:51What the hell's he doing?
00:22:53That loser's blowing the game.
00:22:55What, are you drunk, old man,
00:22:57or just lost?
00:22:58Is he trying to score?
00:22:59That's impossible.
00:23:01Nobody could score from the back court.
00:23:18No one's made a full court shot
00:23:20since the sniper.
00:23:21Who is this guy?
00:23:48What the hell?
00:23:50How did he score from 94 fucking feet?
00:23:54No one's made a full court shot since the sniper.
00:23:56Who is this guy?
00:23:58That's a record-breaking shot.
00:24:00I haven't seen Sal like that in 20 years.
00:24:03The lightning's still down by five with only 10 seconds left on the clock.
00:24:07Back it up, geezer.
00:24:08Try that again, you're gonna throw out your back.
00:24:10You still need a miracle to win.
00:24:13Coach, where'd you get those mad skills?
00:24:15We might have a chance.
00:24:16Game's not over. Full court press.
00:24:18Got it.
00:24:21Give it up, old man. It's too late.
00:24:24You sure about that?
00:24:25When we win, I'm gonna need you to apologize to my son for your foul play.
00:24:29When you lose, you and your chocomest son are gonna leave this league,
00:24:33and you can go back to what you're actually good at.
00:24:36Flipping burgers.
00:24:37You're on.
00:24:44How are you supposed to win? You can't hold on to the ball.
00:24:46This old man is too good.
00:24:52For God's sake, someone stop him!
00:24:55Seven seconds on the clock, and only one basket away from tying the game.
00:24:59If Coach can pull off this shot, he'll go down in league history.
00:25:06Run down the clock!
00:25:22Are we about to witness a miracle?
00:25:24With three seconds left, the game is tied.
00:25:27One more basket, and Coach Combo makes history.
00:25:30There's only three seconds left. Can you really do this?
00:25:36Lightning on three.
00:25:39One, two, three.
00:25:40Lightning!
00:25:43This one's for you, son.
00:25:51This assistant coach took the worst team in the UBA to the playoffs,
00:25:55and now he's on the court, dominating guys half his age.
00:26:00He came out of nowhere, but he looks so familiar.
00:26:08He'll all be worth it when you win, and Murray gets us paid.
00:26:29Let's go. Whatever it takes.
00:26:39Let's go. Whatever it takes.
00:26:43It's impossible.
00:26:45If we lose, we'll be the joke of the lead.
00:26:48Then triple-fucking-team him!
00:26:52Triple-team won't work on me.
00:27:09Oh, my God. He has the ball.
00:27:14That's a foul!
00:27:28See? I told you we'd choke.
00:27:30I don't choke. Let me remind you of who I really am.
00:27:34Oh, my God. That's the sniper's signature move. It's the kill shot!
00:27:41I don't choke. Let me remind you of who I really am.
00:27:45Oh, my God. That's the sniper's signature move. It's the kill shot!
00:27:54Oh, my God. That's the sniper's signature move.
00:28:20Could it be the sniper?
00:28:23the missing god of ball
00:28:32that was the sniper's signature move no one has been able to do that since he dominated the court
00:28:41oh he's done it coach carmobile and the lightnings go to the finals
00:28:50this man just made history
00:28:55that geriatric joke stole our spot in the finals congratulations on a hell of a final season
00:29:01coach rush coach you're retiring i just needed to find my successor
00:29:10when i first saw you come into practice with your drive-thru get-ups i had no idea you were
00:29:15the legend all of our success thanks to you i only played 15 seconds this season you all won this
00:29:22game
00:29:23this guy right here mars 59 points
00:29:30my 10 points would mean nothing without that
00:29:34good game guys we'll take that apology now i'm not apologizing for shit
00:29:42you got the win all for you son but you learn to play like that
00:29:47it's almost like you're possessed by the sniper or something
00:29:50i thought the same thing your styles are almost identical
00:29:57are you him
00:30:01are you him
00:30:06sniper died a long time ago
00:30:19how could he turn it around like that
00:30:21could he really be the sniper no way
00:30:25the sniper left the league decades ago
00:30:27and he's never coming back
00:30:29or should make it look like an accident
00:30:32sniper will never steal another trophy from me again
00:30:36i made sure that myself
00:30:41then if you lose in the finals to some
00:30:44burger slinging deadbeat
00:30:47your career in the league is over
00:30:50you want to threaten me
00:30:52i'm a champion
00:30:54the league's best coach
00:30:57wow
00:31:00then prove it
00:31:01get the finals win
00:31:03or clean out your office
00:31:07what was that you said about the lightning not making the finals
00:31:11you got lucky
00:31:12getting a raging alcoholic and his
00:31:15greasy bandits aren't gonna beat the scorpion
00:31:18we'll see you on the court
00:31:20murray
00:31:23i'll do whatever it takes to make sure that finals trophy is mine
00:31:32my god he did it
00:31:33no let's pull off a win like that since the sniper
00:31:36could it be
00:31:38no
00:31:38that guy dropped off the face of the year 20 years ago
00:31:42congratulations team lightning
00:31:51front and center coach we wouldn't be here without you
00:31:53backs you're the best coach i've ever had
00:32:00that's why i want you to be our new head coach
00:32:04but coach you're the head coach
00:32:07i've been trying to retire for years now
00:32:10i just wanted to make sure the team would survive without me
00:32:13what do you say
00:32:15i'm honored coach but i'm not the only leader on the team
00:32:19what do you think mars
00:32:20mind if your dad sticks around for a little while
00:32:24what do you think mars
00:32:25mind if your dad sticks around for a little while
00:32:28you helped win us one big playoff game combo meal but if you can get us that trophy
00:32:34then maybe i'll call you coach
00:32:36after my wife was murdered i thought it was done with basketball forever
00:32:40i never expected it could bring me back to my son
00:32:42coach rush
00:32:45i'd be honored to accept your offer
00:32:46i am not letting this fast food fraud get his greasy paws on my trophy
00:33:07all right everyone lightning on three
00:33:11one two three
00:33:13not so fast
00:33:20he assaulted my player
00:33:23i'm challenging the call
00:33:27assaulted
00:33:28you need to get your eyes checked
00:33:29you elbowed him in the chest and he collapsed
00:33:32i should have been a flagrant foul
00:33:33it's a fair play i had nothing to do with this
00:33:35bullshit
00:33:36you knew that you couldn't compete with my number one draft pick
00:33:39so while everyone was distracted with your unsportsmanlike flopping
00:33:43you pushed him
00:33:45you and your desperate son
00:33:47just wanted to ruin my career
00:33:50you bitter
00:33:52old
00:33:53fuck
00:33:54you just won't know real talent when you see
00:33:56clearly
00:33:57you don't know when to hang it up and let the next generation have their turn
00:34:00you are a washed up alcoholic cheating your way to the finals
00:34:04this team earned their position here
00:34:07it's not our fault that you're afraid to face us in the finals
00:34:09we should be playing in the finals game
00:34:12you're just lucky that we're not going to press charges
00:34:15my advice
00:34:16go back to flipping burgers before you hurt someone else
00:34:19not a chance
00:34:21what would you expect from a washed up alcoholic who steals the spotlight from his own son
00:34:25the 99ers deserve a ticket to the finals
00:34:28unlike your entitled assistant coach
00:34:31hey
00:34:32that's head coach
00:34:34maybe that was a mistake
00:34:38i mean clearly he's not here for the team
00:34:41he's just here for himself
00:34:43i mean you took my spot in the game
00:34:45what to prove that you're just some legendary baller
00:34:47you haven't been sober my whole life
00:34:49how can any of us trust you
00:34:51my son still sees me as an absent alcoholic dad
00:34:56your son's right
00:34:57i collapsed on court
00:34:59he's an addict
00:35:00feels like he drugged me
00:35:02you all saw the play
00:35:03he didn't touch you
00:35:04i've seen coach drink since he joined the lightning
00:35:07you know you can all look down on me and my team
00:35:09that's fine
00:35:10but you can't deny the word of the commissioner
00:35:17congrats
00:35:18on the new job mr commissioner
00:35:21what a marvelous win old friend
00:35:23you know
00:35:24i cannot believe you found that guy at a zippy burger drive-thru
00:35:27you know
00:35:28i bet he'd give the sniper a run for his money
00:35:30unless you're about to tell me that he is the sniper
00:35:33myself may be promised to keep his true identity a secret
00:35:36everyone will find out when the time is right
00:35:38well perhaps wishful thinking
00:35:40now that i'm commissioner
00:35:41i get to choose the next basketball hall of fame inductee
00:35:45if the lost god of ball has been found
00:35:47it has to be him
00:35:49hold up
00:35:53we need the commissioner down here
00:35:55stat
00:35:55i want him to look these clouds in the eyes
00:35:58and tell them that the lightning made it to the final spare and square
00:36:01mr commissioner
00:36:02we need you on the court
00:36:03let's go
00:36:07and i don't play dirty
00:36:08for accusing me i take a look in the mirror
00:36:13don't be so naive
00:36:14addicts are pathological liars
00:36:17okay he's fooled everyone
00:36:18i bet that wasn't even the commissioner on the phone
00:36:21coach would never betray us like that
00:36:24but the man i know had no problem dropping his family for the bottle
00:36:28yo did coach really do that i don't know
00:36:31he's got mad skills
00:36:33has he been high this whole time
00:36:38clearly this conniving junkie is dangerous
00:36:43stop
00:36:51this is the most pathetic attempt at gaslighting i've ever witnessed
00:36:55we all saw the play in super slow mo
00:36:57it was fair
00:36:58so you think because you push papers and throw cash at washed up has-beens that you actually know ball
00:37:07what the hell gives a woman like you the right to call a fair play
00:37:11don't take the bait
00:37:13can't argue with someone who believes their own bullshit
00:37:15then maybe he should focus on the facts
00:37:17like how his team's reversals fell 30% this season
00:37:22congratulations coach
00:37:25that ticket to the final should be mine
00:37:42the lightning one fair and square
00:37:44go home before i have you blacklisted from the league
00:37:47who the hell are you
00:37:51who the hell are you
00:37:52that's the lightning gm
00:37:54he used to be coach of that whack-ass eagles team that got cut from the league
00:37:59isn't that right
00:38:00you don't have the authority to kick me out
00:38:06what's this hank santini coach of the losing team
00:38:10are these your performance enhancing drugs
00:38:19i only answer to the league commissioner
00:38:22i don't waste my breath arguing with losers
00:38:25mars and his coach worked miracles tonight
00:38:28you don't deserve to step anywhere near that finals court
00:38:33i'm the head coach
00:38:34of the top league franchise
00:38:36you're just an old bag of bones who can't coach for shit
00:38:41you should get yourself an apron
00:38:43and join him at the drive-thru
00:38:47boss are you okay
00:38:49boss?
00:38:52allow me to introduce you to roderick gould
00:38:55the new league commissioner
00:39:03roderick gould
00:39:04hey this was just a big misunderstanding
00:39:07mr commissioner i'm sorry i have a concussion
00:39:10you almost cost my son his chance at the finals
00:39:14both of you are a disgrace to our entire organization
00:39:18you're blacklisted from the league
00:39:20mr gould please look
00:39:21look basketball
00:39:22it's my life
00:39:24please i will do anything
00:39:25save it
00:39:26get the fuck out of here before i call security
00:39:30go
00:39:38i'm sorry i dabbed you
00:39:39i don't blame you
00:39:42i'm just not that guy anymore
00:39:44how can i not tell you can ball like that
00:39:47his face is so familiar
00:39:49team lightning i have never seen such a miraculous comeback in all my time with the league
00:39:54especially not by an assistant coach
00:39:57you mean head coach
00:40:01congratulations you're going to the finals
00:40:06let's go boss
00:40:07you're going to the finals
00:40:14you deserve it son
00:40:19wrong
00:40:19you saved a team that was almost sold for parts man
00:40:22i couldn't have done it without our star point guard
00:40:30means a lot
00:40:35mars you remind me of the sniper when he was first coming up
00:40:38yeah
00:40:40thank you so much sir
00:40:41i mean
00:40:42he's kind of my hero
00:40:44he still doesn't know i'm the sniper
00:40:46would he believe me now
00:40:47would he understand why i left it all behind
00:40:50speaking of the sniper
00:40:51your style on court looks
00:40:53almost identical to his
00:40:54did you train with him or something
00:40:59i gotta meet the press
00:41:00but i'll see you all at the finals
00:41:02excuse me
00:41:04let's take that trophy home
00:41:09sorry sap and his son are not taking my trophy
00:41:14it's a history-making day here at the league finals
00:41:17with the lightning facing off against the scorpions
00:41:19team lightning is the underdog
00:41:21but with rising star mars davis
00:41:23and their wild card coach
00:41:25anything could happen
00:41:26the scorpion have championship coach tyler murray
00:41:29and his comeback king cole duncan
00:41:32it'll take a miracle for them to win this
00:41:35where the hell is mars
00:41:36we barely made it through the playoffs
00:41:39and the scorpions
00:41:40they body every single team they play
00:41:43we need our star point guard
00:41:47have we heard from him yet
00:41:52you got this team to the final
00:41:54but if mars is mia
00:41:56they can be humiliated on that court
00:41:59scorpions will do anything they can to tear us down
00:42:02we won't let them win
00:42:04you sure about that
00:42:08you and your jacked up team of amateurs
00:42:10no match for us
00:42:12all right the only hope you have is mars
00:42:15but uh
00:42:17where's he at
00:42:19does he know the game starts in the hour
00:42:21hope he turns up
00:42:23otherwise
00:42:24we may as well for it
00:42:35come meet me on the 17th floor in 10 minutes
00:42:37you're gonna come alone
00:42:39and you'll tell no one
00:42:40otherwise
00:42:40you're never gonna see your son again
00:42:46take care of our son
00:42:50i'm supposed to keep him safe
00:42:54the game starts in an hour
00:42:55you can't leave now
00:42:56mars doesn't show who's gonna stop
00:42:57you figure it out
00:42:58i have to find him
00:42:59let him go
00:43:01it's his son
00:43:05he'll come back
00:43:18welcome back mr davis
00:43:20what the fuck man
00:43:22let me go
00:43:23well i can't do that
00:43:25you're my leverage in this deal
00:43:26now your dipshit daddy's got a shot clock that's ticking down
00:43:30i want to see if he's going to pick you
00:43:31or his basketball career
00:43:33what do you think
00:43:38wow
00:43:41tyler you actually showed up you picked your son over your own career
00:43:46my father of the year
00:43:49tyler your problems are with me not my son
00:43:51you're damn right they are
00:43:52i was born to be a winner
00:43:56i was born to be a winner
00:43:57i was born to be a winner
00:43:57they have money and power and respect
00:44:01i didn't claw my way to the finals just to have some loser who was fetching fries last week steal
00:44:07it from me
00:44:07cut him loose and we can talk about this
00:44:14you want to talk there is nothing to talk about
00:44:16a stunt in the playoffs cost me a lot of money
00:44:20and it almost exposed a very delicate operation
00:44:24so you're gonna throw the game today
00:44:27i'm gonna be champion
00:44:28or what
00:44:30so glad you asked
00:44:32or
00:44:34your son
00:44:35is gonna suffer
00:44:39fine we'll throw the game
00:44:43what
00:44:45let me just untie him
00:44:47are you think i'm stupid
00:44:48i'm just gonna take your word
00:44:50no
00:44:52no i had my lawyers draft up
00:44:54a nice little admission of guilt here
00:44:57says i the head coach of the lightning
00:45:00admit to illegally rigging games for profit
00:45:03including the 2026 finals
00:45:06yada yada yada
00:45:08blah blah blah
00:45:09sign this
00:45:10throw the game
00:45:11and no one will ever find out
00:45:13about our little deal
00:45:15this motherfucker's scared shitless
00:45:17don't sign anything
00:45:27your son has no manners
00:45:30i guess that's what he gets
00:45:32when his daddy's an absent alcoholic
00:45:36now you're gonna sign the contract
00:45:37or i'm gonna break his legs
00:45:39don't fucking touch
00:45:42alright you have five seconds
00:45:45oh i'm gonna break him
00:45:46he's bluffing don't listen to him
00:45:49five
00:45:51four
00:45:51don't
00:45:52three
00:45:53get loose like this
00:45:54two
00:45:56one
00:46:01five
00:46:03four
00:46:04don't
00:46:05three
00:46:06get loose like this
00:46:07two
00:46:09one
00:46:15i'll sign the fucking contract
00:46:18i'll sign the fucking contract
00:46:22i'll sign the fucking contract
00:46:23i'll sign the death wish for team lightning
00:46:27you saved your son's legs
00:46:29and
00:46:30and
00:46:30murdered his career
00:46:32but like i said
00:46:33father of the year
00:46:36now
00:46:37while i have you here
00:46:38one more thing
00:46:39i'm just gonna need you to
00:46:40admit to what you just did
00:46:41i need a little bit of extra insurance
00:46:43i'm not gonna confess
00:46:44to rigging games for profit
00:46:45i signed the contract
00:46:47that was the agreement
00:46:49i'll splice something together
00:46:50it's fine
00:46:52this is blackmail
00:46:53you won't get away with it
00:46:58watch me
00:47:01let's go boys
00:47:14where the fuck would you agree to that
00:47:16what did you want me to do
00:47:17let him break your legs
00:47:18you'd never play ball again
00:47:20no
00:47:21i wanted you to fight for me
00:47:23our team
00:47:25you bent the knee and gave up when it got hard
00:47:27just like you always do
00:47:29i gave up my career
00:47:31for you
00:47:31don't you get it
00:47:33if you go down
00:47:34i go down with you
00:47:37i knew i should have sent your ass packing when i had the chance
00:47:41i knew i couldn't count on you
00:47:44mars
00:47:47mars is right
00:47:48if those bastards take the championship then everything he worked for goes up in flames
00:47:54last time i won the finals
00:47:57i lost everything
00:48:14but i won't let that happen to my son
00:48:16i won't let them win
00:48:18but i can make them think that they're going to
00:48:23marcel thank god
00:48:24are you and mar-
00:48:25we're fine
00:48:26i need a favor
00:48:27we're on the street
00:48:28it's coach murray
00:48:29it's rigging games for prof
00:48:33welcome back to the 2026 uba finals
00:48:39tonight we have the lightning playing against the scorpions
00:49:07the lightning and the scorpion haven't met in the finals since 2006
00:49:12tyler murray himself played in that game but he fell to the sniper
00:49:24wait a minute coach combo meal is here
00:49:32coach combo meal is back on the court
00:49:34you'd never know he was slinging burgers three months ago
00:49:37i bet he couldn't pass up the chance to join his son mars on the court
00:49:41they'll go down in history as the first father-son duo to play together in a finals game
00:49:47you showed up
00:49:48you're just putting yourself in the game to make sure we lose
00:49:51you see i'm pretty surprised you suited up
00:49:54because you and i both know how this ends
00:49:57that's what he thinks
00:49:59what can i say
00:50:00i couldn't resist one more shot on the court
00:50:02yeah of course he couldn't
00:50:06this team is already imploding
00:50:07getting this championship trophy will be a walk in the park
00:50:10well gentlemen i'd say good luck but uh
00:50:14just don't care
00:50:16scorpions let's go
00:50:23i'm on your side
00:50:26don't hold back out there
00:50:31don't hold back out there
00:50:37i'm done listening to you
00:50:51son right here
00:50:52mark
00:51:03guessing i was gonna do dad
00:51:28cool duncan is on fire
00:51:31the scorpions are dominating
00:51:33the lightning better step it up
00:51:44dude what are you doing
00:51:46bro why are you playing like you're alone
00:51:48just get back on defense
00:52:05half time
00:52:11half time right now the lightning's down by 12 points will they make a comeback in the next half
00:52:18this is embarrassing
00:52:21i can't believe i have to throw the biggest game of my career
00:52:23i'm supposed to be the leader
00:52:25but i'm just letting everyone else down
00:52:28if no one else can step up
00:52:29then we're doomed
00:52:35guys this game is not over
00:52:37we just need to reset play as a team
00:52:39and we can still win this
00:52:41you're such a hypocrite
00:52:43you're one to talk ball hog
00:52:44you're not passing the ball bro
00:52:46if we lose it's your fault
00:52:50that's what you think huh
00:52:52all this
00:52:53it's all his fault
00:52:56it's all his fault
00:52:57coach hasn't been able to touch the ball
00:53:00because you refuse to let it go
00:53:02how is this his fault
00:53:03you're fucking selfish
00:53:04selfish
00:53:05get the fuck off
00:53:06enough
00:53:07enough
00:53:08enough
00:53:10it's the finals
00:53:12if you want to embarrass yourself
00:53:13go home
00:53:14you go home
00:53:16everyone out
00:53:25why'd you have to sign that goddamn contract
00:53:27you fucked us
00:53:28the contract is bullshit morse
00:53:30i'm stringing them along
00:53:32robin is handling it
00:53:33they're not going to win this
00:53:35you're lying
00:53:36you think i put this jersey on to fuck up your game
00:53:39i'm here to make sure that nothing and no one gets in your way
00:53:42bullshit
00:53:43he'll just let me down again
00:53:44morse
00:53:45listen to me
00:53:46when your mother was killed
00:53:48i swore off basketball
00:53:50and i was lost
00:53:51but now i'm back
00:53:52but i'm not back for me
00:53:54i'm back for you
00:53:56now let's go out on that court
00:53:57together
00:53:58and destroy these motherfuckers
00:54:04welcome back from halftime
00:54:05the scorpions are dominating the game in the first half
00:54:09morse
00:54:12god damn it
00:54:15god
00:54:19that's your star player
00:54:21when you lose tonight
00:54:23the lightning will be gone for good
00:54:25i'll draft him
00:54:26just to keep the scorpions bench warm
00:54:30mars is a goat in the making
00:54:31he's about to be rookie of the year
00:54:33come on boys
00:54:35let's go lightning
00:54:54come on
00:54:58we can still win this
00:54:59but you have to trust me
00:55:02if we play together they can't beat us
00:55:03mars you've got everything you need
00:55:05right here
00:55:07let's go out there and win this
00:55:08for the team
00:55:14for the team
00:55:17come on
00:55:25kiddo
00:55:26go go
00:55:27where's out
00:55:27why's our
00:55:44why's our
00:55:58Mars Davis just executed the sniper's kill shot dunk
00:56:05It's the end of the third quarter
00:56:06Lightning is only down by two points now
00:56:10Could my dad be him?
00:56:11The sniper
00:56:13So these assholes want to die
00:56:20You will lose this game
00:56:22Or you and your son will commit career suicide
00:56:24I'm not scared of you
00:56:27Move
00:56:29It's the beginning of the fourth quarter
00:56:31The lightning are down by two
00:56:33Will they make their comeback?
00:56:36Yep
00:56:41Coach you're a legend
00:56:44If you want something done right
00:56:46You have to do it yourself
00:57:13What a comeback
00:57:14With father and son working as a team
00:57:17They might have a chance
00:57:19The lightning are up by one
00:57:20Can they keep the comeback?
00:57:24Whoa hold on
00:57:25Is that Tyler Murray?
00:57:29Is this 2006?
00:57:31All we're missing is the god of ball himself
00:57:39If you're not going to lose I'll just have to be too fair and square
00:57:42The performance enhancing drug I developed doesn't show up on any normal tests
00:57:46Team lightning won't know what hit them
00:57:49Show me what you got
00:57:50Coach
00:57:50Be prepared to lose
00:57:52It's been at least a decade
00:57:54Since Tyler Murray played in a professional game
00:57:57Then why does he seem so confident?
00:57:59Shovel up boys
00:58:00We're not leaving here without a trophy
00:58:02Full tour press
00:58:03Show lightning
00:58:05You know Mars could be the goat if you train with a better coach
00:58:08Yeah but it'll never be you
00:58:09You can't control him
00:58:11But I can
00:58:20That's a foul ref
00:58:23You okay?
00:58:24When did he get so good?
00:58:27Here come on
00:58:29They're neck and neck
00:58:30Only two minutes left
00:58:32Team lightning is running out of time
00:58:47Go go go
00:58:48Come on come on we have to win
00:58:49These losers can't beat us
00:58:51We win at any cost
00:58:53You get him
00:58:57Where are you going to go now dipshit?
00:59:00Honestly
00:59:37Nobody's pulled that off since the guy who invented it
00:59:42Game over
00:59:43Unbelievable
00:59:44What a comeback play from the lightning
00:59:47They just won the 2006 UBA championship
01:00:01Yes
01:00:07You did it
01:00:09We did it
01:00:10You're going to regret this
01:00:12You have no idea what you've done
01:00:14I don't think so coach
01:00:15I know exactly what I've done
01:00:17I know what you've done too
01:00:19This is far from over
01:00:22Let's go
01:00:26Yeah boy
01:00:27I knew you'd pull it off man
01:00:38No one's going to sell a winning team
01:00:39Congratulations
01:00:43If anybody was going to save the lightning from extinction
01:00:45I knew it was going to be you Marce
01:00:47It'd be Marce
01:00:48The new face of the league
01:00:53Congratulations coach
01:00:55Don't tell anybody that I was rooting for you
01:00:59And uh
01:01:01I came across this old basketball card
01:01:08Where'd you get this?
01:01:09Is my dad really the sniper?
01:01:21Now for the presentation of the Larry O'Brien Championship Trophy
01:01:25And the Michael Jordan MVP
01:01:27Here is UVA Commissioner Roderick Gould
01:01:32Good evening ladies and gentlemen
01:01:34These finals have showcased the battle for greatness
01:01:37With more talent on one court than we have ever seen before
01:01:41But one incredible team prevailed
01:01:45Congratulations team lightning
01:01:46You are the 2026 league champions
01:01:55We're not done yet
01:01:57For MVP
01:01:58This rookie
01:01:59Grew into a star
01:02:01Right before our eyes
01:02:02Congratulations
01:02:03Marce Davis
01:02:14Quick reflexes coach
01:02:17I'd love to know what else you could do with those hands
01:02:19Maybe I'll show you something
01:02:35Thanks for getting me home safe
01:02:43If it isn't obvious
01:02:45I like you Marce
01:02:47Make sure that's not the champagne talking
01:02:52Why don't you
01:02:53Come find out
01:03:02Close your eyes
01:03:34You can open your eyes now
01:03:39Damn
01:03:51I want you
01:03:53To take me here against this window
01:03:58Show me your full court press coach
01:04:13You've got potential rookie
01:04:16Now we just need to work on your long game
01:04:30Wrong time bro
01:04:31You better get a new suit
01:04:33You're getting inducted into the basketball hall of fame tomorrow
01:04:37Marce
01:04:38I didn't join the league for glory
01:04:40I'm just a man trying to make amends with his son
01:04:42Well you're also a legend
01:04:45Who single handedly led a dying team to a championship
01:04:48I've invited Marce and your sister-in-law too
01:04:50They deserve to see who you really are
01:04:53And how far you've come
01:04:54Fine
01:04:56Make sure their commissioner invites coach Murray
01:04:59And Cole too
01:05:00You sure about that?
01:05:04Yeah
01:05:06I got a plan
01:05:13You look happy
01:05:17And it's about to get even better
01:05:20I got two tickets to the basketball hall of fame gala tomorrow night
01:05:26Any chance you'd want to be my date
01:05:29She has no idea it's me who's being inducted
01:05:33I'd love to
01:05:44Gentlemen
01:05:51Well, well, well
01:05:53What do we have here?
01:05:59Silver VIP tickets
01:06:01To the basketball hall of fame ceremony
01:06:04These clowns have no idea
01:06:07What the sniper has planned for them
01:06:10Now correct me if I'm wrong commissioner
01:06:11But the silver tickets
01:06:13They're exclusive for hall of fame inductees, correct?
01:06:17There is something that ranks higher
01:06:19And that is the gold commemorative ring
01:06:22Which is presented to the inductee
01:06:26But between you and me
01:06:27We won't be revealing the guest of honor until the night of
01:06:30Well, you know what?
01:06:31I'm just really happy you finally came to your senses
01:06:34Recognize me as the UBA's true goat
01:06:37Cole
01:06:39It's time to start working on my speech
01:06:44And once I get on stage
01:06:46I'll expose coach combo meal
01:06:47For the game rigging alcoholic
01:06:48He really is
01:06:49And glory will be mine
01:07:02Okay, I'll see you
01:07:04You and Robin?
01:07:07Well, she asked me to be her date to the hall of fame soon
01:07:14Damn
01:07:15I only give out 20 of these
01:07:17But
01:07:19You won't be needing that
01:07:21Because I got this
01:07:27There's only one of them
01:07:44I heard the league spent more money on this year's hall of fame ceremony than ever before
01:07:49And no one knows who's actually been inducted
01:07:51Whoever it is, he's a huge deal
01:07:54My husband is on the board of directors
01:07:56And even he had to fight to get us these general admission tickets
01:08:05There's Tyler Marie
01:08:07The famed head coach of the Scorpions
01:08:09And his superstar, Cole Duncan
01:08:11They've got silver VIP tickets
01:08:14Could one of them be the inductee?
01:08:16Maybe
01:08:16I don't know
01:08:17But the true inductee will have a gold and silver ring engraved with his name
01:08:29Cheers
01:08:29Cheers
01:08:39How the fuck did you get in here?
01:08:43I could ask you the same thing
01:08:44This man is about to be criminally investigated
01:08:48For rigging games for profit this season
01:08:54Yeah, this criminal shouldn't be allowed in here
01:08:58Are you sure you're not the criminals?
01:09:02Criminals
01:09:03We are silver VIP ticket guests of the commissioner himself
01:09:08Thanks to me
01:09:10Congratulations
01:09:11Hey, there's only two of these silver VIP tickets
01:09:15Which means one of us is getting inducted tonight
01:09:18Are you sure about that?
01:09:20We're the best in the fucking game
01:09:23You're just a pathetic nobody
01:09:25What do you know?
01:09:28Listen, you've had your fun
01:09:29Playing pretend with the big boys in the league
01:09:32But now
01:09:33It's time to go back to flipping burgers for minimum wage
01:09:36Because you
01:09:37Have no right to be here
01:09:41Actually
01:09:44I do
01:09:50Wow, a bronze VIP ticket?
01:09:53Not as exclusive as silver
01:09:55But he must be someone important
01:09:59I'm sorry
01:10:00I'm sorry
01:10:00Did you forge a ticket
01:10:01Just to crash the event?
01:10:05Security
01:10:07This criminal
01:10:08Is using a counterfeit ticket
01:10:10To sneak in here
01:10:11Take a look
01:10:12Judge for yourself
01:10:21This ticket's legit
01:10:26I told you
01:10:27Robin
01:10:28Robin
01:10:28Invited me as her
01:10:29Oh
01:10:31Yeah
01:10:31I've seen you
01:10:32Oogling over the league
01:10:33CFO Robin Sharp
01:10:34What did you
01:10:35Seducer
01:10:36With some witchcraft
01:10:37To get that extra ticket?
01:10:38Not cool, girl
01:10:38Marcel
01:10:39Are you drunkenly harassing
01:10:41Women in the workplace?
01:10:42You are pitiful
01:10:44Just riding everyone's
01:10:45Coattails around you
01:10:46It's quite despicable
01:10:52No
01:10:52You're despicable
01:11:03Tyler Murray
01:11:04How dare you question
01:11:05My date's right to be here
01:11:07A date?
01:11:11Oh no
01:11:12Don't tell me
01:11:13You find this
01:11:13Alcoholic loser
01:11:14Attractive
01:11:15I find him
01:11:16Incredibly sexy
01:11:18Can't keep my hands
01:11:19Off him
01:11:20Oh
01:11:23You know
01:11:24You could have had
01:11:24A real man
01:11:25With real money
01:11:26Real power
01:11:27But instead
01:11:27You chose
01:11:28A washed up nobody
01:11:29That Team Lightning
01:11:30Found working
01:11:31At a drive-thru
01:11:32It can make sense
01:11:34Coach
01:11:34Wow
01:11:35You must have
01:11:36A really big
01:11:39Actually
01:11:40What makes more sense
01:11:41Is this frigid spinster
01:11:42Couldn't find a date
01:11:43For the event
01:11:44So she paid
01:11:45This broke-ass loser
01:11:46So she wouldn't
01:11:47Feel so lonely
01:11:48So sad
01:11:49But you know
01:11:51The Basketball Hall of Fame
01:11:52Induction is a
01:11:53High-profile event
01:11:56It's no place
01:11:57For a lowly escort
01:12:02Don't touch her again
01:12:06Coach won the final
01:12:08Which you lost
01:12:11He's a total catch
01:12:12Oh my god
01:12:13How can the CFO
01:12:14Be so stupid
01:12:15He was working
01:12:16At a drive-thru
01:12:17Three months ago
01:12:18Oh you're telling me
01:12:19That when you pull up
01:12:20To get your nuggets
01:12:20And you see this
01:12:21Greasy old man
01:12:22You're gonna give him
01:12:22Your number
01:12:24Oh he has you fooled too
01:12:26Doesn't he
01:12:26I bet you didn't
01:12:27Even think to ask
01:12:29How does a bum
01:12:30Like this
01:12:31Working a drive-thru
01:12:32On the verge
01:12:32Of homelessness
01:12:33Get a job
01:12:34As a coach
01:12:35In the league
01:12:35He's here now
01:12:36That's irrelevant
01:12:37Is it
01:12:38Because the only
01:12:39Logical explanation
01:12:40I can think of
01:12:41Is that he has
01:12:42Some dirt
01:12:42On the lightning jam
01:12:44Omari Gibbs
01:12:44And he's using it
01:12:45As blackmail
01:12:46For the job
01:12:50How did you get the job
01:12:53How did you get the job
01:12:59Omari and I
01:13:00Played on the lightning
01:13:01Together 20 years ago
01:13:03What
01:13:04You were in the league
01:13:0520 years ago
01:13:06No way
01:13:07That's when I played
01:13:09And I would remember
01:13:10An ugly face like yours
01:13:11So you're still lying
01:13:1320 years ago
01:13:14I was at the top
01:13:14Of my game
01:13:15When my wife was murdered
01:13:16And I was left
01:13:17With my infant son
01:13:20Sniper will never
01:13:21Steal another trophy
01:13:22From me again
01:13:25No way
01:13:26That was his wife
01:13:27I started drinking
01:13:29I lost myself
01:13:30And the grief
01:13:31And the guilt
01:13:32So I walked away
01:13:33From my son
01:13:33Because
01:13:34I didn't want
01:13:35The terrible thing
01:13:36To happen to my wife
01:13:37To happen to him
01:13:37So I changed my name
01:13:39And got a job
01:13:39At Sippy Burger
01:13:40That's where
01:13:41I ran into Omari
01:13:45What now
01:13:45You're stealing
01:13:46The sniper's sob story
01:13:47God
01:13:48I bet
01:13:49He killed
01:13:50His wife
01:13:50And that's why
01:13:51His son got taken away
01:13:52And that's how
01:13:53You end up
01:13:53In a drive-thru
01:13:59What the fuck
01:14:07He had nothing
01:14:10To do with my mom's death
01:14:13That's his son
01:14:14The 2026 MVP
01:14:16Mars Davis
01:14:17He is a goat
01:14:19In the making
01:14:20We've had our differences
01:14:21But you are in no way
01:14:23Responsible for my sister's death
01:14:24Grace
01:14:27I'm sorry
01:14:27I should have called
01:14:30Mars tells me
01:14:31You've been too busy
01:14:32Winning championships
01:14:37I hate to interrupt
01:14:38This precious family moment
01:14:40But this doesn't
01:14:42Disprove
01:14:42You killed your wife
01:14:46Talk about my wife
01:14:47One more time
01:14:47You see
01:14:48This man is
01:14:50Dangerous
01:14:50Alright
01:14:51Your disgraceful father
01:14:52Should be in a cell
01:14:53Not at the biggest
01:14:54Basketball event of the year
01:14:55And after
01:14:56I'm inducted
01:14:57Into the hall of fame
01:14:58I'll make sure
01:14:59You never
01:15:00Touch a basketball again
01:15:03You can't do that
01:15:04Yes
01:15:05He can
01:15:09You can't do that
01:15:10Yes
01:15:11He can
01:15:14That's Ben Billings
01:15:15The owner of the most successful franchise in history
01:15:18The Scorpions
01:15:20I wouldn't fuck with him
01:15:21They're done for
01:15:22Tyler Murray
01:15:23Is one of the most powerful men in this room
01:15:25And with his silver VIP ticket
01:15:28He's probably the guest of honor himself
01:15:31When he tells you
01:15:34To jump
01:15:35I'd say
01:15:37How high
01:15:38I don't jump off the court
01:15:40Especially for small men like you
01:15:42You
01:15:43Are ruining
01:15:45This prestigious
01:15:46Event
01:15:47Security
01:15:51Remove
01:15:52This
01:15:53Man
01:15:54Get him out of here
01:15:56Fast food fraud
01:15:57Ruining everything
01:15:59You're gonna regret
01:16:00Sending me away
01:16:02Who do you think you are
01:16:04Coming in here
01:16:04And barking orders
01:16:05I'm the most
01:16:06Powerful man
01:16:08In
01:16:09This
01:16:09Room
01:16:10Girly
01:16:11So you better learn
01:16:12To respect me
01:16:14Oh
01:16:18You are hilarious
01:16:20Benjamin
01:16:20That's Commissioner Roger Gould
01:16:22If anybody can set the record straight
01:16:24It's him
01:16:25You're about as powerful as a beetle under my shoe
01:16:29If you're looking for the most powerful person in this room
01:16:32Look no further than the man in front of you
01:16:36Hell
01:16:38He's about to be the most powerful and influential man in the whole league
01:16:48Hey Roddy
01:16:49Are you going senile already?
01:16:50No are you?
01:16:51You hand delivered us two VIP silver tickets
01:16:55You know what?
01:16:56Maybe it's time to start thinking about an early retirement
01:16:58Because the league's going to shit under your management
01:17:01And after I get into the hall of fame
01:17:03My first order is going to be getting you removed
01:17:09You think you're the one being honored here tonight?
01:17:13As long as I have a say
01:17:15You will never make it into the hall of fame
01:17:21Fine
01:17:22Then it's cool
01:17:23And I taught him everything he knows
01:17:25And he listens to me
01:17:26So get ready to bend the fucking knee
01:17:28Yeah
01:17:30But you gotta prove you're not useless
01:17:32Get this old man out of here
01:17:33And I might take it easy on you
01:17:35You know Cole's right
01:17:36If he was the inductee
01:17:38You would have the power to send me away
01:17:40You're alright
01:17:41I don't belong here with you
01:17:45I belong on that stage
01:17:47Behind the podium
01:17:48The only person allowed up there
01:17:51Is the legend who's being inducted tonight
01:17:54You are a self-righteous, self-centered prick
01:17:59You think that you're getting inducted?
01:18:01But they haven't even announced who has the gold ring
01:18:04You sure about that?
01:18:16That looks like the one and only golden ring
01:18:18That means he must be the hall of fame legend
01:18:24Holy shit, it's you?
01:18:26Okay
01:18:27Now you're impersonating the inductee
01:18:30Just when I thought you couldn't stoop any lower
01:18:34I can believe it
01:18:35He's willing to take his kid's achievement
01:18:37And treat him like his own
01:18:40Alright, alright
01:18:41Where'd you steal this from?
01:18:43Check the name
01:18:46No, it can't be
01:18:59Tonight
01:18:59It is both my honour
01:19:01And my privilege
01:19:03To induct
01:19:04A legend amongst men
01:19:06Into basketball history
01:19:08Please put your hands together
01:19:10And welcome into the hall of fame
01:19:14Marcel
01:19:15Sniper
01:19:17Wallace
01:19:34Congratulations
01:19:34Coach Combo Meals
01:19:36The fucking sniper
01:19:37No way
01:19:38He conned you, Roddy
01:19:39Just like he conned this whole league
01:19:41Look, I have proof
01:19:43That this man has been
01:19:44Rigging games illegally for profit this season
01:19:48Is this what you're talking about?
01:19:51I'm not gonna confess to rigging games for profit
01:19:53I signed that as the agreement
01:19:55You forced me into it
01:19:56Eh, good enough
01:19:57I can splice something together
01:19:59This is blackmail
01:20:00You won't get away with it
01:20:02Obviously this is a setup
01:20:03He's trying to frame me
01:20:04Nice try
01:20:05But Billings was apprehended earlier tonight
01:20:07And guess what?
01:20:08He squealed like a pig
01:20:09That's right, Murray
01:20:10You and Billings have been rigging games
01:20:13Right out of the league's nose for years
01:20:15And that ends now
01:20:18This is clearly some elaborate scheme
01:20:21To keep you people distracted
01:20:23From the fact that this man
01:20:24Isn't who he says he is
01:20:26I have had just about enough of you
01:20:28I can prove that Marcel was
01:20:31And is
01:20:34The sniper
01:20:42This is really you?
01:20:47I wanted to tell you sooner
01:20:48But
01:20:49I wanted you to have your moment
01:20:53Fuck this!
01:20:54If my guy had just killed you instead of your useless wife
01:20:58All of this would be mine
01:20:59The championships, the glory, the...
01:21:04You?
01:21:05You accused me of killing my wife
01:21:08And you know the reason she's dead?
01:21:10Give me back to me
01:21:11Or I will kill him for real
01:21:14You accused me of killing me of killing my wife
01:21:16And you know the reason she's dead?
01:21:18Give me back to me
01:21:19Or I will kill him for real
01:21:29No one threatens my son
01:21:43Enjoy prison, Tyler
01:21:46Enjoy prison, Tyler
01:21:50Tyler Murray
01:21:51Cole Duncan
01:21:52You're under arrest
01:21:54For illegally rigging league games
01:21:55For profit
01:21:56You set me up, Billingsley!
01:21:58You're a cheater?
01:21:59A fucking murderer?
01:22:01I never should have hired you
01:22:03In the first place
01:22:05From now on
01:22:06My money's on
01:22:08Tonight
01:22:10Benny gave us everything
01:22:11That we needed
01:22:12For an outright case against you
01:22:14And that was before
01:22:14You confessed to killing my wife
01:22:16It's over, motherfucker
01:22:17Did you promise you wouldn't say anything?
01:22:19You destroyed my career
01:22:21I'm gonna fucking kill you
01:22:22You're all gonna regret this
01:22:24I'm gonna see every single one of you in court
01:22:29That's what you did for my family
01:22:47I am blessed to be here
01:22:49To be honored as one of the
01:22:51Greatest basketball players to ever play
01:22:57But first
01:22:57I would like to honor
01:23:00Regina Wallace
01:23:00A mother
01:23:02And a wife
01:23:03Taken too soon
01:23:05But most of all
01:23:06I'd like to thank
01:23:06My son Mars
01:23:08You gave me the courage
01:23:09To take my life back
01:23:10And
01:23:12I wouldn't be here
01:23:13If you hadn't given your old man
01:23:14A second chance
01:23:15I lost my mom
01:23:17And my dad lied to me
01:23:18About who he was
01:23:19My whole life
01:23:39So you've got your
01:23:40Hall of Fame title now
01:23:42That's what he needed me for
01:23:47You were two weeks old
01:23:48When your mom was killed
01:23:52I didn't know what to do
01:23:53I didn't know how to raise you by myself
01:23:55I had so much pain
01:23:57And I just wanted it to go away
01:24:01I needed you
01:24:05You walked away
01:24:06When I was just a kid
01:24:07I know
01:24:09I abandoned you
01:24:10My son
01:24:12And I lived in fear
01:24:13And guilt
01:24:14And I'm sorry
01:24:16I want to believe him
01:24:17But after a lifetime
01:24:19Of empty promises
01:24:21I'm scared he'll walk away again
01:24:26These are for you
01:24:29It's 20 letters
01:24:32I wrote one every year
01:24:33On your birthday
01:24:37I never forgot you
01:24:45Thank you
01:24:48I love you
01:24:52So bad
01:24:56I can't believe the sniper's my dad
01:25:00There's a lot of things you don't know about me
01:25:04Like how you're hooking up with the CFO of the UBA
01:25:10Mom would want you to be happy
01:25:14So do I, I guess
01:25:23Can't believe I'm dating the sniper
01:25:32Your son's lucky to have you
01:25:35I'm a lucky one
01:25:38Hey Mars
01:25:41You want to get a burger?
01:26:08You want to get a burger?
01:26:09You want to get a burger?
01:26:13You want to get a burger?
01:26:14You want to get a burger?
01:26:14You want to get a burger?
01:26:14You want to get a burger?
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