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00:00:00So put your hands together for the God of Ball, a new league legend, the Sniper.
00:00:06Basketball took everything from me.
00:00:08I'll never play again.
00:00:10Come with me.
00:00:12We need you back in the game.
00:00:13The Sniper died a long time ago.
00:00:15I'm not your guy.
00:00:16All you ever do is quit.
00:00:17You walked away when I was just a kid.
00:00:19I never thought I'd kill my son, Ben.
00:00:21You could.
00:00:22I'll do it.
00:00:23But no one can know who I am.
00:00:24If the Lightning lose this playoff game, then the owner's gonna kill the team.
00:00:28If we lose my career.
00:00:30It's all over.
00:00:31Your team needs you on the court, coach.
00:00:32So you're the alcoholic absent father.
00:00:36Recruiting from the drive-thru.
00:00:38Give it up, old man.
00:00:39It's too late.
00:00:40There's only three seconds left.
00:00:41Can you really do this?
00:00:42Why does he look so familiar?
00:00:44Your styles are almost identical.
00:00:47Are we about to witness a miracle?
00:00:49These losers can't beat us!
00:00:51This one's for you, sir.
00:00:52Is my dad really the Sniper?
00:01:00Welcome back to Game 7 of the UBA Finals.
00:01:04Unbelievable comeback.
00:01:05If the Sniper can clinch a finals victory for the Lightning, he will be crowned the league's
00:01:10God of ball.
00:01:14God, this baby.
00:01:15You're one shot away from becoming a legend.
00:01:17I never could have done this without you.
00:01:20And after the win tonight, I'm done with basketball.
00:01:23I'm tired of the long nights and the weeks away.
00:01:26It'll just be us.
00:01:28And our son.
00:01:33I love you.
00:01:35Kill him, Sniper.
00:01:40The Lightning's down by one and the Scorpions have the ball.
00:01:43They need one more stop to get the ball.
00:01:46Tyler Murray shoots it.
00:01:47Oh, the Sniper stole it.
00:01:50He's heading to the front court.
00:01:54We have three seconds left.
00:01:56Can the Sniper save the game?
00:02:01This is for you, baby.
00:02:06There's the release.
00:02:09No, he missed.
00:02:11Wait a sec.
00:02:12Is that his signature move?
00:02:15The Sniper's signature kill shot just won the league finals.
00:02:20Yeah!
00:02:23Yeah!
00:02:24Yeah!
00:02:25Yeah!
00:02:25Yeah!
00:02:25Yeah!
00:02:26Yeah!
00:02:47The Sniper will never steal another trophy from me again.
00:02:59I got my win, and now we get our happily ever after.
00:03:10Regina!
00:03:11No!
00:03:14Look at this.
00:03:22My son.
00:03:25Take care of my son.
00:03:28No!
00:03:33We've gathered here today to crown the season's MVP.
00:03:37A man who made the Lightning champions.
00:03:39So put your hands together for the god of ball, a new league legend, the Sniper.
00:03:49After the death of the family member, the god of basketball is retiring and disappeared.
00:04:00It was a robbery.
00:04:01A terrible accident.
00:04:03Don't give up your son, Marcel.
00:04:05You'll regret it forever.
00:04:07This never would have happened if I had made my wife a target.
00:04:11I'm not going to put my son in danger, too.
00:04:27Basketball took everything from me.
00:04:33I'll never play again.
00:04:42How could I be so blind?
00:04:46I put basketball before my family.
00:04:49I put them in danger.
00:04:50This is what I just heard.
00:04:52Mars Davis, you're on fire.
00:04:55Does greatness run in the family?
00:04:56Who inspired you to pick up the ball?
00:04:58The Sniper.
00:04:59I mean, he's the best to ever do it.
00:05:01I'd give anything to train without lost legend.
00:05:03I was raised by my aunt after my alcoholic dad abandoned me.
00:05:07So any greatness you see, it's all me.
00:05:11My son doesn't know who I used to be, just who I was to him.
00:05:16It's been 20 years since my wife died.
00:05:18I picked up the bottle to numb the pain and never put it down.
00:05:21But Regina would hate to see me like this.
00:05:23A washed-up alcoholic, slinging burgers at a drive-thru.
00:05:28It's time to get my shit together.
00:05:32He's like the Steph Curry of burgers!
00:05:36Holy shit!
00:05:37I did it!
00:05:39Over 200 cars served per hour.
00:05:42You know what that means, guys.
00:05:44Bonus time!
00:05:47Biggest cut for me.
00:05:50Scott, I didn't do shit.
00:05:52It's your math skills that broke a record.
00:05:54I'm the reason we got that bonus.
00:05:56You gonna deny me my cut?
00:05:58Buddy, you've been drinking on the job.
00:06:00I should fire your ass.
00:06:02Yes, our janitor guy quit this morning.
00:06:05So either you walk out of here broke and jobless,
00:06:08or you go clean up the puke in the bathroom.
00:06:12I've lost everything.
00:06:13I won't give up my last shred of dignity.
00:06:16No thanks.
00:06:18I quit.
00:06:20Quit?
00:06:21Good luck.
00:06:22Who else is gonna hire a washed-up alcoholic?
00:06:32If the Lightning lose this playoff game,
00:06:35then the owner's gonna kill the team.
00:06:37I'm sorry.
00:06:39We need a Hail Mary.
00:06:52I haven't seen precision like that since the sniper.
00:06:55Did I just find the lost basketball legend?
00:06:59Holy shit!
00:07:00That's Omari Gibbs!
00:07:02Yo, Mr. Gibbs, can I have one autograph?
00:07:04As a general manager myself, I'd be honored to-
00:07:07Hey, Marcel!
00:07:10Come with me.
00:07:12We need you back in the game.
00:07:26We need the sniper as the Lightning's assistant coach.
00:07:30No way.
00:07:31And don't call me that.
00:07:33Sniper died a long time ago.
00:07:34We have one more game to save this team.
00:07:37We need a miracle.
00:07:39We need you.
00:07:40I gave up basketball 20 years ago.
00:07:44I'm not your guy.
00:07:45Wait.
00:07:47I want to show you something.
00:07:50Pass your face!
00:07:52Screen up!
00:07:53D! D!
00:07:54Go, Mars!
00:07:54That's the basket!
00:07:56Ah!
00:07:57Yo, Mars could be one of the greats.
00:07:59We don't win this playoff game.
00:08:02The earner's gonna sell.
00:08:03They'll rebuild.
00:08:04Rebrand.
00:08:05And Mars' career will go down with this team.
00:08:09We'll hop against the 99ers.
00:08:11He can't beat them on his own.
00:08:13I never thought I'd keep my stud back.
00:08:16You could.
00:08:17If you coach him to the finals.
00:08:19He'll never respect you.
00:08:21Unless you show him that you deserve it.
00:08:23This is your chance to make a comeback.
00:08:26Masao.
00:08:28I've seen you ruin your own life.
00:08:30Don't ruin your sons too.
00:08:37Fine.
00:08:38I'll do it.
00:08:45But no one can know who I am.
00:08:47And I'm only coaching.
00:08:48I'm not playing.
00:08:49Never play again.
00:09:05All right.
00:09:06Listen up.
00:09:07The only reason this sorry for an excused team squeaked into the playoffs is because of Mars.
00:09:14But there's no way we're gonna...
00:09:15I mean, there's not a chance we survive unless we...
00:09:18Dad?
00:09:19Dad?
00:09:19Dad?
00:09:22What the hell are you doing here?
00:09:27I'm your new assistant coach.
00:09:29What do they call you?
00:09:30Coach combo me up?
00:09:34No, no fucking way.
00:09:36He's an alcoholic loser.
00:09:37He couldn't even stay sober long enough to raise his own son.
00:09:42Listen, I spent my whole life trying to be the opposite of you.
00:09:46Now you come to my house to coach me?
00:09:49I don't think so.
00:09:50What the hell is Amari thinking?
00:09:52We need a miracle to win this final, not a drive-thru drunk.
00:09:55No, what you need is better cuts, set some picks, and perfect your three-point game.
00:10:00You think it's that easy, old man?
00:10:02If you could hold on to the ball, what you lack in power you can make up for in precision.
00:10:07What do you know?
00:10:08The only thing I've ever seen you pick up is this damn flask.
00:10:13He's wasted.
00:10:14Don't hurt yourself, Gramps.
00:10:32Lucky shot.
00:10:34Don't let this drunk cunt fool you.
00:10:36When it comes to actual basketball, he's got nothing on me.
00:10:39What will it take for you to call me coach?
00:10:43A shooting contest.
00:10:45Three extreme shots.
00:10:47Fast one to make him wins.
00:10:48If you win, you can stay.
00:10:51But if I win, you walk out.
00:10:54And never come back.
00:10:57I never wanted to play again.
00:10:59Especially not against my own son.
00:11:01But if I have to prove myself to protect him, deal.
00:11:10Morris, you really think it's a good idea to let your loser dad be the coach of our most important
00:11:14game?
00:11:15I don't know.
00:11:17Let him show us what he's got.
00:11:19He's a useless deadbeat.
00:11:20He'll gas out before he even hits the first shot.
00:11:26All right.
00:11:28Three expert level shots.
00:11:29The step back three, the blind strike, and the clutch.
00:11:33Same sequence, same time.
00:11:35You miss, you go again.
00:11:38No resets, no excuses.
00:11:41Three, two, one.
00:11:45First up, the step back three-point shoot.
00:11:48It's a difficult shot that requires pacing and core strength.
00:11:52How could he make it?
00:11:54Did you see that?
00:11:56Next up, the blind strike.
00:11:58It requires good memorization and a sixth sense.
00:12:03Even without looking.
00:12:07Bro, he's cooking you!
00:12:09Finally, the clutch.
00:12:10The most difficult shot you can do in the entire game.
00:12:13It means you're out of time and energy.
00:12:15And you have one last shot.
00:12:17I've only seen one player pull it off 20 years ago.
00:12:20I'm rookie of the year, and you're just some drunk patty-push who works at a fast food joint.
00:12:24That shot.
00:12:25There's no way you could...
00:12:25You're gonna used to calling me coach.
00:12:33What?
00:12:43Who the hell is this guy?
00:12:45Why does he seem so familiar?
00:12:47Let the lightnings hail Mary.
00:13:02Alright.
00:13:03Everyone start sprints.
00:13:09Loris.
00:13:10You're the best player on this team.
00:13:11You can't just run off like that.
00:13:13You don't get to disappear for years
00:13:15and suddenly decide you're my dad again.
00:13:17Everything I have, I built by myself.
00:13:21Now, I'm not taking orders from you now.
00:13:22You can flash those fancy tricks all you want,
00:13:24but you don't actually know ball.
00:13:26You sure about that?
00:13:28Aunt Grace told me you played before I was born,
00:13:30but if you were any good,
00:13:31you wouldn't have become a worthless drunk now, would you?
00:13:33Unless this team wins tomorrow,
00:13:35your career is over.
00:13:37And I'm not gonna let that happen.
00:13:38We will win.
00:13:39It'll have nothing to do with you.
00:13:46I won't give up and walk away this time.
00:13:49I can't lose him forever.
00:13:52Son, wait.
00:13:57Okay, I'm sorry.
00:13:59Are you lost, Zippy Burger?
00:14:01Who did you steal this from?
00:14:05I didn't steal anything.
00:14:08I mean...
00:14:09So you're the Lightning's new assistant coach?
00:14:12Tyler Murray.
00:14:13My old rival.
00:14:15Recruiting from the drive-thru.
00:14:17I mean, scraping the bottom of the barrel.
00:14:19How does it feel to play for a team
00:14:21that's about to be erased from league history?
00:14:24It'll feel great when we beat you.
00:14:27You won't even make it to the finals.
00:14:29The Lightning have been terrible
00:14:31ever since the Sniper went MIA,
00:14:33what, 20 years ago?
00:14:35Thanks to me, now the Scorpions rule.
00:14:37It should make it look like an accident.
00:14:39The Sniper will never steal another trophy from me again.
00:14:45You're no Sniper.
00:14:46So I suggest you start burning your jerseys.
00:14:49You can learn how to flip burgers,
00:14:51work with this guy.
00:14:52Because your basketball career,
00:14:54it's over.
00:14:55Don't talk to my son like that.
00:14:58So you're the alcoholic absent father.
00:15:01Ah.
00:15:02Yeah, I can see why he wants nothing to do with you.
00:15:05Hey, don't you worry.
00:15:07When your greasy dad here
00:15:08runs your team straight to the ground,
00:15:10I'll let you be my ball boy.
00:15:16I'll let you be my ball boy.
00:15:21You should teach your boys manners.
00:15:23The 99ers are going to destroy you.
00:15:27So I suggest you get ready to be laughed off the court.
00:15:29I'll let the score speak for it, Sue.
00:15:39I'm about to coach a playoff game.
00:15:42I need to look the part.
00:15:50The Lightning started this season
00:15:52at the bottom of the barrel.
00:15:53But thanks to some stellar plays
00:15:54from rookie Mars Davis,
00:15:56they're in the playoffs,
00:15:57going head-to-head
00:15:58with one of the league's top franchises.
00:16:00Coach Rush says their new assistant coach
00:16:02is a secret weapon.
00:16:03Is it true they recruited him
00:16:05from a fast-food drive-thru?
00:16:24Is that the burger guy?
00:16:25No, but it can't be.
00:16:27They call him Coach Combo Meal.
00:16:29There's no way a guy like that
00:16:31can call game-winning plays.
00:16:33Everybody expects us to fail tonight.
00:16:35But if we focus,
00:16:36stick to the game plan,
00:16:38we can prove the world wrong.
00:16:39It's your show, Coach.
00:16:41Good luck.
00:16:42Only if we played two,
00:16:44this team would be unstoppable
00:16:45if we got him out on the court.
00:16:47Time to break the curse.
00:16:49All in, Team Lightning.
00:16:57Don't let him fool you guys.
00:16:59Combo Meal talks up a big game,
00:17:00but he'll give up on you
00:17:02when you need him most.
00:17:03I'm not going anywhere.
00:17:04Let's win this.
00:17:05Lightning on three.
00:17:06One, two, three.
00:17:07Lightning!
00:17:13Remember this face.
00:17:15I'm the legend
00:17:16that's going to knock you
00:17:18and the Lightning
00:17:19out of this league for good.
00:17:34The ball movement, boys.
00:17:41Take it, baby.
00:17:48Who is that schlub
00:17:49playing Russia's assistant coach?
00:17:52It's Mars Davis' absent father.
00:17:55Guy's a total alcoholic,
00:17:56clearly just a pity hire.
00:17:58Mars Davis' father?
00:17:59Why does he look so familiar?
00:18:02These losers are humiliating you!
00:18:06Let's go, boys!
00:18:08Alcoholic or not,
00:18:09he's got them playing
00:18:10like a whole new team.
00:18:12Boom!
00:18:16Wait!
00:18:18No!
00:18:25What do you want to do?
00:18:35Ref!
00:18:38Where's the foul, ref?
00:18:40Come on!
00:18:42Foul!
00:18:42Come on, asshole!
00:18:43Where's the foul, ref?
00:18:48They can't beat us,
00:18:49so they're playing dirty.
00:18:51Watch out now.
00:18:55Foul, ref!
00:18:56Come on!
00:18:58Come on!
00:19:09They're scared.
00:19:10Don't back down.
00:19:11Don't tell me what to do, old man.
00:19:18Stitches on Mars!
00:19:25Focus up.
00:19:26Behind the line.
00:19:33Ah!
00:19:34Get!
00:19:50You blind, ref!
00:19:53Red, number 15, foul.
00:19:55Bro!
00:19:58I can't go down.
00:20:00Not like this.
00:20:02You'll be okay, son.
00:20:02Yeah.
00:20:03This is a real blow for the Lightning.
00:20:05Unless Mars Davis makes a miraculous recovery,
00:20:08there's no way that they can come back from this.
00:20:11I told you,
00:20:12they would dominate this team of washed-up losers.
00:20:20We're all out of subs.
00:20:21Here's a last chance to win this.
00:20:23We have to forfeit.
00:20:28Wait.
00:20:29You've got your Hail Mary right here.
00:20:32I already drew up a player contract,
00:20:33just in case.
00:20:35Your team needs you on the court, coach.
00:20:39You want me to play?
00:20:40You shoot with the best accuracy I've ever seen.
00:20:43In between you and me,
00:20:45I want the lighting to take those asshole 99ers down.
00:20:49You can save us.
00:20:50I win it all.
00:20:54There's no way that this
00:20:55out-of-shape excuse for a coach
00:20:57can bring them back
00:20:58from an eight-point deficit in 15 seconds.
00:21:01It's impossible.
00:21:03Go out there, coach.
00:21:04And I'll knock you down so hard,
00:21:06you know, we back up.
00:21:09If we lose,
00:21:10it's all over.
00:21:12The team.
00:21:13My career.
00:21:16My career.
00:21:23If everyone finds out who I am,
00:21:25will I put my son in danger, too?
00:21:28I'm sorry,
00:21:29I can't get back on the court.
00:21:32I knew you're just a useless deadbeat.
00:21:34All you ever do is quit.
00:21:37I can't lose my son again.
00:21:46This team night lightning has no choice.
00:21:51Wait.
00:21:53Give me a jersey.
00:21:55I'll play.
00:21:57Can't wait for this greasy dick shit
00:22:00to fall flat on his face.
00:22:01Wait a minute.
00:22:02Is that the coach wearing a player's jersey?
00:22:05Is he gonna play?
00:22:09The coach is warming up now.
00:22:14I'm back.
00:22:17The sniper finally shoots again.
00:22:20Damn, that coach cleaned up good.
00:22:22He reminds me of one of those
00:22:23old school league legends.
00:22:25Unless he's got the skills to match,
00:22:27the lightning can kiss their careers goodbye.
00:22:29They've only got 15 seconds left
00:22:30to make an impossible comeback.
00:22:32There's no way you can pull this off.
00:22:35You know, when you lose,
00:22:37it'll actually be nice.
00:22:38I'll come by the restaurant
00:22:39and you can both put the fries in my bag.
00:22:41That old guy's not making it
00:22:43through our defense.
00:22:46What is he doing?
00:22:48He's running the wrong way down the court.
00:22:51What the hell's he doing?
00:22:53That loser's blowing the game.
00:22:55What, are you drunk, old man,
00:22:57or just lost?
00:22:58Is he trying to score?
00:22:59That's impossible.
00:23:01Nobody could score from the back court.
00:23:18No one's made a full court shot
00:23:20since the sniper.
00:23:21Who is this guy?
00:23:48What the hell?
00:23:50How did he score from 94 fucking feet?
00:23:54No one's made a full court shot
00:23:55since the sniper.
00:23:56Who is this guy?
00:23:58That's a record-breaking shot.
00:24:00I haven't seen style like that
00:24:02in 20 years.
00:24:03The lightning's still down by five
00:24:05with only 10 seconds left on the clock.
00:24:07Back it up, geezer.
00:24:08Try that again,
00:24:09you're gonna throw out your back.
00:24:10You still need a miracle to win.
00:24:13Coach,
00:24:13where'd you get those mad skills?
00:24:15We might have a chance.
00:24:16Game's not over.
00:24:17Full court press.
00:24:18Got it.
00:24:21Give it up, old man.
00:24:23It's too late.
00:24:24You sure about that?
00:24:25When we win,
00:24:26I'm gonna need you to apologize
00:24:27to my son for your foul play.
00:24:29When you lose,
00:24:30you and your chocomest son
00:24:32are gonna leave this league
00:24:33and you can go back
00:24:34to what you're actually good at.
00:24:36Flipping burgers.
00:24:37You're on.
00:24:44How are you supposed to win?
00:24:45You can't hold on to the ball.
00:24:46This old man is too good.
00:24:52For God's sake,
00:24:53someone stop him!
00:24:55Seven seconds on the clock
00:24:56and only one basket away
00:24:57from tying the game.
00:24:59If Coach can pull off this shot,
00:25:00he'll go down in league history.
00:25:06Run down the clock!
00:25:22Are we about to witness a miracle?
00:25:24With three seconds left,
00:25:25the game is tied.
00:25:27One more basket
00:25:28and Coach Combo makes history.
00:25:31It's only three seconds left.
00:25:32Can you really do this?
00:25:36Lightning on three.
00:25:39One, two, three.
00:25:40Lightning!
00:25:43This one's for you, son.
00:25:51This assistant coach
00:25:52took the worst team
00:25:53in the UBA
00:25:54to the playoffs.
00:25:56And now he's on the court
00:25:57dominating guys
00:25:59half his age.
00:26:00He came out of nowhere,
00:26:01but he looks so familiar.
00:26:08It'll all be worth it
00:26:09when you win
00:26:11and Murray gets us paid.
00:26:29Let's go.
00:26:31Whatever it takes.
00:26:32You said that your eye for talent
00:26:35was unmatched, Murray.
00:26:37How did he get past you?
00:26:40I don't know.
00:26:41Scoring in three seconds,
00:26:43it's impossible.
00:26:45If we lose,
00:26:47we'll be the joke of the lead.
00:26:48Then triple fucking team him!
00:26:52Triple team won't work on me.
00:27:09Oh, my God.
00:27:10He has the ball.
00:27:14That's a foul!
00:27:27See?
00:27:28I told you we'd choke.
00:27:30I don't choke.
00:27:31Let me remind you
00:27:32of who I really am.
00:27:33Oh, my God.
00:27:34That's the sniper signature move.
00:27:36It's the kill shot!
00:27:41I don't choke.
00:27:42Let me remind you
00:27:43of who I really am.
00:27:45Oh, my God.
00:27:45That's the sniper signature move.
00:27:47It's the kill shot!
00:27:48Get off!
00:27:54Oh, my God!
00:27:59Oh, my God!
00:28:13Wow.
00:28:14Oh, my God.
00:28:16Oh, my God!
00:28:20Could it be the sniper?
00:28:23The missing god of ball?
00:28:32That was the sniper's signature move.
00:28:36No one has been able to do that since he dominated the court.
00:28:41He's done it!
00:28:43Coach Carmobile and the lightning go to the finals!
00:28:50This man just made history.
00:28:55That geriatric joke stole our spot in the finals.
00:28:59Congratulations on a hell of a final season, Coach Rush.
00:29:02Coach, you're retiring?
00:29:05I just needed to find my successor.
00:29:10When I first saw you come into practice with your drive-thru get-ups,
00:29:14I had no idea you were the legend.
00:29:16I had all of our success, thanks to you.
00:29:19I only played 15 seconds this season.
00:29:21You all won this game.
00:29:23This guy right here, Mars, 59 points.
00:29:30My 10 points would mean nothing without that.
00:29:34Good game, guys.
00:29:36We'll take that apology now.
00:29:37I'm not apologizing for shit.
00:29:42You got the win.
00:29:44All for you, son.
00:29:46But you learn to play like that.
00:29:47It's almost like you're possessed by the sniper or something.
00:29:50I thought the same thing.
00:29:52Your styles are almost identical.
00:30:06Sniper died a long time ago.
00:30:19How could he turn it around like that?
00:30:22Could he really be the sniper?
00:30:24No way.
00:30:25The sniper left the league decades ago.
00:30:27And he's never coming back.
00:30:30Well, she'd make it look like an accident.
00:30:31Sniper will never steal another trophy from me again.
00:30:36I made sure of that myself.
00:30:41Then if you lose in the finals to some...
00:30:44burger-slinging deadbeat,
00:30:47your career in the league is over.
00:30:50You want to threaten me?
00:30:53I'm a champion.
00:30:54The league's best coach.
00:31:00Then prove it.
00:31:02Get the finals win,
00:31:03or clean out your office.
00:31:07What was that you said about the lightning not making the finals?
00:31:11You got lucky.
00:31:13Getting a raging alcoholic and his greasy bandits
00:31:16aren't going to beat the scorpion.
00:31:19We'll see you on the court, Murray.
00:31:23I'll do whatever it takes to make sure
00:31:24that finals trophy is mine.
00:31:32My God, he did it.
00:31:34Now let's pull off a win like that since the sniper.
00:31:37Could it be?
00:31:38No.
00:31:39That guy dropped off the face here 20 years ago.
00:31:42Congratulations, Dean Landon!
00:31:44Woo!
00:31:45Yeah!
00:31:46Yeah!
00:31:51Front and center, coach.
00:31:52We wouldn't be here without you.
00:31:53Max, you're the best coach I've ever had.
00:32:00That's why I want you to be our new head coach.
00:32:04Look, coach, you're the head coach.
00:32:07I've been trying to retire for years now.
00:32:09I just wanted to make sure the team would survive without me.
00:32:13What do you say?
00:32:16I'm honored, coach, but I'm not the only leader on the team.
00:32:19What do you think, Morris?
00:32:21Mind if your dad sticks around for a little while?
00:32:24What do you think, Morris?
00:32:26Mind if your dad sticks around for a little while?
00:32:28You hope to win us one big playoff game combo meal, but if you can get us that trophy, then
00:32:34maybe I'll call you, coach.
00:32:36After my wife was murdered, I thought it was done with basketball forever.
00:32:40I never expected it could bring me back to my son.
00:32:43Coach Rush, I'd be honored to accept your offer.
00:32:49I am not letting this fast food fraud get his greasy paws on my trophy.
00:33:08All right, everyone.
00:33:10Lightning on three.
00:33:11One, two, three.
00:33:14Not so fast.
00:33:21He assaulted my player.
00:33:24Challenging the call.
00:33:27Assaulted?
00:33:28You need to get your eyes checked.
00:33:30You elbowed him in the chest, and he collapsed.
00:33:32It should have been a flagrant foul.
00:33:33It's a fair play.
00:33:34I had nothing to do with this.
00:33:36Bullshit!
00:33:37You knew that you couldn't compete with my number one draft pick.
00:33:40So while everyone was distracted with your unsportsmanlike flopping,
00:33:43you pushed him.
00:33:44You and your desperate son just wanted to ruin my career.
00:33:50You bitter old fuck.
00:33:54You just won't know real talent when you see it.
00:33:57Clearly, you don't know when to hang it up and let the next generation have their turn.
00:34:00You are a washed-up alcoholic cheating your way to the finals.
00:34:04This team earned their position here.
00:34:07It's not our fault that you're afraid to face us in the finals.
00:34:09We should be playing in the finals game.
00:34:12You're just lucky that we're not going to press charges.
00:34:15My advice, go back to flipping burgers before you hurt someone else.
00:34:19Not a chance.
00:34:21What would you expect from a washed-up alcoholic who steals the spotlight from his own son?
00:34:25The 99ers deserve a ticket to the finals, unlike your entitled assistant coach.
00:34:32Hey, that's head coach.
00:34:34Maybe that was a mistake.
00:34:38I mean, clearly he's not here for the team.
00:34:41He's just here for himself.
00:34:43I mean, you took my spot in the game, what, to prove that you're just some legendary baller?
00:34:47You haven't been sober my whole life.
00:34:49How can any of us trust you?
00:34:51My son still sees me as an absent-alcoholic dad.
00:34:56Your son's right.
00:34:57I collapsed on court.
00:34:59He's an addict.
00:35:01Feels like he drugged me.
00:35:02You all saw the play.
00:35:03He didn't touch you.
00:35:04I've seen coach drink since he joined the Lightning.
00:35:07You know, you can all look down on me and my team.
00:35:09That's fine.
00:35:10But you can't deny the word of the commissioner.
00:35:18Congrats on the new job, Mr. Commissioner.
00:35:21What a marvelous win, old friend.
00:35:23You know, I cannot believe you found that guy at a Zippy Burger drive-thru.
00:35:27You know, I bet he'd give the sniper a run for his money.
00:35:30Unless you're about to tell me that he is the sniper.
00:35:34Well, Sal made me promise to keep his destroyed entity a secret.
00:35:36Everyone will find out when the time is right.
00:35:39Well, perhaps wishful thinking.
00:35:40I mean, now that I'm commissioner, I get to choose the next basketball hall of fame inductee.
00:35:45If the lost god of ball has been found, it has to be him.
00:35:49Hold on, Mr. Scorch.
00:35:53We need the commissioner down here, stat.
00:35:56I want him to look these clowns in the eyes and tell them that the Lightning made it to the
00:35:59final fair and square.
00:36:01Mr. Commissioner, we need you on the court.
00:36:03Let's go.
00:36:07And I don't play dirty.
00:36:09For accusing me, I take a look in the mirror.
00:36:13Don't be so naive.
00:36:15Addicts are pathological liars.
00:36:17Okay, he's fooled everyone.
00:36:18I bet that wasn't even the commissioner on the phone.
00:36:21Coach would never betray us like that.
00:36:24But the man I know had no problem dropping his family for the bottle.
00:36:29Yo, did Coach really do that?
00:36:30I don't know.
00:36:31He's got mad skills.
00:36:34Has he been high this whole time?
00:36:38Clearly, this conniving junkie is dangerous.
00:36:51This is the most pathetic attempt at gaslighting I've ever witnessed.
00:36:55We all saw the play in super slow-mo.
00:36:58It was fair.
00:36:59So you think because you push papers and throw cash at washed up has-beens that you actually know ball?
00:37:07What the hell gives a woman like you the right to call fair play?
00:37:11Don't take the bait.
00:37:13Can't argue with someone who believes their own bullshit.
00:37:15Then maybe he should focus on the facts.
00:37:17Like how his team's reversals fell 30% this season.
00:37:22Congratulations, Coach.
00:37:25That ticket to the final should be mine.
00:37:42The Lightning won fair and square.
00:37:44Go home before I have you blacklisted from the league.
00:37:47Who the hell are you?
00:37:51Who the hell are you?
00:37:53That's the Lightning GM.
00:37:54He used to be coach of that whack-ass Eagles team that got cut from the league.
00:37:59Isn't that right?
00:38:00You don't have the authority to kick me out.
00:38:06Oh, what's this?
00:38:07Hank Santini, coach of the losing team.
00:38:10Are these your performance-enhancing drugs?
00:38:19I only answer to the league commissioner.
00:38:22I don't waste my breath arguing with losers.
00:38:26Mars and his coach worked miracles tonight.
00:38:28You don't deserve to step anywhere near that finals court.
00:38:33I'm the head coach of the top league franchise.
00:38:37You're just an old bag of bones who can't coach for shit.
00:38:41You should get yourself an apron and join him at the drive-thru.
00:38:47Boss, are you okay?
00:38:49Boss?
00:38:52Allow me to introduce you to Roderick Gould, the new league commissioner.
00:39:03Roderick Gould?
00:39:05Hey, hey, this was just a big misunderstanding.
00:39:08Mr. Commissioner, I'm sorry.
00:39:09I have a concussion.
00:39:11You almost cost my son his chance at the finals.
00:39:14Both of you are a disgrace to our entire organization.
00:39:18You're blacklisted from the league.
00:39:20Mr. Gould, please look.
00:39:22Look, basketball.
00:39:23It's my life.
00:39:24Please, I will do anything.
00:39:26Save it.
00:39:27Get the fuck out of here before I call security.
00:39:30Go.
00:39:38I'm sorry I dabbed you.
00:39:40I don't blame you.
00:39:42I'm just not that guy anymore.
00:39:44How can I not tell you can ball like that?
00:39:47His face is so familiar.
00:39:50Team Lightning, I have never seen such a miraculous comeback in all my time with the league,
00:39:55especially not by an assistant coach.
00:39:57You mean head coach.
00:40:01Congratulations.
00:40:02You're going to the finals.
00:40:06Let's go, boys.
00:40:07You're going to the finals.
00:40:14You deserve it, son.
00:40:19Wrong.
00:40:20You saved a team that was almost sold for parts, man.
00:40:23Couldn't have done it without our star point guard.
00:40:30It means a lot.
00:40:35Mars, you remind me of the sniper when he was first coming up.
00:40:38Yeah?
00:40:40Thank you so much, sir.
00:40:41I mean, he's kind of my hero.
00:40:44He still doesn't know I'm the sniper.
00:40:46Would he believe me now?
00:40:48Would he understand why I left it all behind?
00:40:50Speaking of the sniper, your style on court looks almost identical to his.
00:40:55Did you train with him or something?
00:40:59I got to meet the press, but I'll see you all at the finals.
00:41:03Excuse me.
00:41:04Let's take that trophy home, boys!
00:41:09Sorry, Zapp and his son are not taking my trophy.
00:41:14It's a history-making day here at the league finals with the Lightning facing off against the Scorpions.
00:41:20Team Lightning is the underdog, but with rising star Mars Davis and their wildcard coach, anything could happen.
00:41:26The Scorpions have championship coach Tyler Murray and his comeback king Cole Duncan.
00:41:33It'll take a miracle for them to win this.
00:41:35Where the hell is Mars?
00:41:37We barely made it through the playoffs.
00:41:39And the Scorpions, they bloody every single team they play.
00:41:43We need our star point guard.
00:41:47Have we heard from him yet?
00:41:51You got this team to the final, but if Mars is MIA, they're going to be humiliated on that court.
00:41:59The Scorpions will do anything they can to tear us down.
00:42:02We won't let them win.
00:42:04You sure about that?
00:42:08You and your jacked-up team of amateurs, no match for us.
00:42:12All right, the only hope you have is Mars.
00:42:16But, uh, where's he at?
00:42:19Does he know the game starts something out?
00:42:21Hope he turns up.
00:42:23Otherwise, we may as well pour it.
00:42:35Come meet me on the 17th floor in 10 minutes.
00:42:38You're going to come alone, and you'll tell no one.
00:42:40Otherwise, you're never going to see your son again.
00:42:46Take care of our son.
00:42:50I'm supposed to keep him safe.
00:42:54The game starts in an hour.
00:42:55You can't leave now.
00:42:56Mars doesn't show who's going to stop.
00:42:57You figure it out.
00:42:58I have to find him.
00:43:00Let him go.
00:43:01It's his son.
00:43:05He'll come back.
00:43:18Welcome back, Mr. Davis.
00:43:20What the fuck, man?
00:43:22Let me go!
00:43:23Well, I can't do that.
00:43:25You're my leverage in this deal.
00:43:27Now, your dipshit daddy's got a shot clock that's ticking down.
00:43:30I want to see if he's going to pick you or his basketball career.
00:43:33What do you think?
00:43:38Wow.
00:43:41You actually showed up.
00:43:43You picked your son over your own career.
00:43:47My father of the year.
00:43:49Tyler, your problems are with me, not my son.
00:43:51You're damn right they are.
00:43:53I was born to be a winner.
00:43:56A winner!
00:43:57They have money and power and respect.
00:44:01I didn't claw my way to the finals just to have some loser who is fetching fries.
00:44:06Last week, steal it from me!
00:44:08Cut him loose and we can talk about this.
00:44:14You want to talk?
00:44:15There is nothing to talk about.
00:44:16A stunt in the playoffs cost me a lot of money.
00:44:20And it almost exposed a very delicate operation.
00:44:24So you're going to throw the game today.
00:44:27I'm going to be champion.
00:44:29Or what?
00:44:30So glad you asked.
00:44:32Or your son is going to suffer!
00:44:40Fine, we'll throw the game.
00:44:43What?
00:44:45Let me just untie him.
00:44:47You think I'm stupid?
00:44:49I'm just going to take your word?
00:44:51No.
00:44:52I had my lawyers draft up.
00:44:54A nice little admission of guilt here.
00:44:57It says I, the head coach of the Lightning, admit to illegally rigging games for profit, including the 2026 finals.
00:45:07Yadda, yadda, yadda.
00:45:08Blah, blah, blah.
00:45:09Sign this.
00:45:11Throw the game.
00:45:12And no one will ever find out about our little deal.
00:45:15This motherfucker is scared shitless.
00:45:18Don't sign anything!
00:45:27Your son has no manners.
00:45:30I guess that's what he gets when his daddy's an absent alcoholic.
00:45:36Now you're going to sign the contract, or I'm going to break his legs.
00:45:39Don't fucking touch him.
00:45:42Alright, you have five seconds.
00:45:45Or I'm going to break him.
00:45:46He's bluffing.
00:45:47Don't listen to him.
00:45:48Five, four, don't, three, two, one.
00:46:02Five, four, don't, three, two, one.
00:46:14I'm doing a fucking contract.
00:46:22That's a good choice.
00:46:23I mean, you signed the death wish for Team Lightning.
00:46:27You saved your son's legs.
00:46:29And murdered his career.
00:46:32But like I said, father of the year.
00:46:37Now, while I have you here, one more thing.
00:46:39I'm just going to need you to admit to what you just did.
00:46:41I need a little bit of extra insurance.
00:46:43I'm not going to confess to rigging games for profit.
00:46:46I signed the contract.
00:46:47That was the agreement.
00:46:49I'll splice something together.
00:46:50It's fine.
00:46:52This is blackmail.
00:46:53You won't get away with it.
00:46:58Watch me.
00:47:01Let's go, boys.
00:47:14Where the fuck would you agree to that?
00:47:16What did you want me to do?
00:47:17Let him break your legs?
00:47:18You'd never play ball again.
00:47:20No.
00:47:21I wanted you to fight for me.
00:47:24Our team.
00:47:25You bent the knee and gave up when it got hard.
00:47:27Just like you always do.
00:47:29I gave up my career.
00:47:31For you.
00:47:32Don't you get it?
00:47:33If you go down, I go down with you.
00:47:37I knew I should have sent your ass packing when I had the chance.
00:47:41I knew I couldn't count on you.
00:47:44Mars.
00:47:47Mars is right.
00:47:49If those bastards take the championship,
00:47:51then everything he worked for goes up in flames.
00:47:54The last time I won the finals,
00:47:57I lost everything.
00:48:14But I won't let that happen to my son.
00:48:16I won't let them win.
00:48:18But I can make them think that they're going to.
00:48:23Marcel, thank God.
00:48:24Are you and Mars?
00:48:25No, we're fine.
00:48:26I need a favor.
00:48:28We're on the street.
00:48:28It's Coach Murray.
00:48:29It's rigging games for profit.
00:48:33Welcome back to the 2026 UBA Finals.
00:48:40Tonight, we have the lightning playing against the Scorpions.
00:48:45This is the biggest rival in UBA history.
00:49:07The lightning and the Scorpion haven't met in the finals since 2006.
00:49:12Tyler Murray himself played in that game, but he fell to the sniper.
00:49:24Wait a minute.
00:49:25Coach Combo Meal is here?
00:49:32Coach Combo Meal is back on the court.
00:49:35You'd never know he was slinging burgers three months ago.
00:49:38I bet he couldn't pass up the chance to join his son Mars on the court.
00:49:41They'll go down in history as the first father-son duo to play together in a finals game.
00:49:47You showed up.
00:49:48You're just putting yourself in the game to make sure we lose.
00:49:52You see, I'm pretty surprised you suited up.
00:49:54Because you and I both know how this ends.
00:49:57That's what he thinks.
00:49:59What can I say?
00:50:00I couldn't resist one more shot on the court.
00:50:02Yeah, of course he couldn't.
00:50:05This team is already imploding.
00:50:07Getting this championship trophy will be a walk in the park.
00:50:11Well, gentlemen, I'd say good luck, but I just don't care.
00:50:16Scorpions, let's go.
00:50:23I'm on your side.
00:50:26Don't hold back out there.
00:50:31Don't hold back out there.
00:50:37I'm done listening to you.
00:50:51Sun, right here.
00:50:52Mars.
00:51:02Guess it's not as good as your dad.
00:51:09God.
00:51:28Fool Duncan is on fire.
00:51:31The scorpions are dominating.
00:51:33The lightning better step it up.
00:51:44Dude, what are you doing?
00:51:46Bro, why are you playing like you're alone?
00:51:49Just get back on defense.
00:52:05Half-time.
00:52:11Half-time right now, the lightning's down by 12 points.
00:52:15Will they make a comeback in the next half?
00:52:18This is embarrassing.
00:52:21I can't believe I have to throw the biggest game of my career.
00:52:24I'm supposed to be the leader, but I'm just letting everyone else down.
00:52:28If no one else can step up, then we're doomed.
00:52:35Guys, this game is not over.
00:52:37We just need to reset, play as a team, and we can still win this.
00:52:41You're such a hypocrite.
00:52:43You're one to talk, ball hog.
00:52:44You're not passing the ball, bro.
00:52:47If we lose, it's your fault.
00:52:50That's what you think, huh?
00:52:52All this?
00:52:53It's all his fault.
00:52:56It's all his fault.
00:52:58Coach hasn't been able to touch the ball because you refused to let it go.
00:53:02How is this his fault?
00:53:03You're fucking selfish.
00:53:05Selfish?
00:53:05Get the fuck out of here!
00:53:07It's not him!
00:53:07Enough!
00:53:09Enough!
00:53:11It's the finals.
00:53:12If you want to embarrass yourself, go home!
00:53:14You go home!
00:53:17Everyone out.
00:53:25Why'd you have to sign that goddamn contract?
00:53:27You fucked us!
00:53:28The contract is bullshit, Morris.
00:53:30I'm stringing them along.
00:53:32Robin is handling it.
00:53:33They're not going to win this.
00:53:35You're lying.
00:53:36You think I put this jersey on to fuck up your game?
00:53:39I'm here to make sure that nothing and no one gets in your way.
00:53:42Bullshit.
00:53:43He'll just let me down again.
00:53:44Morris, listen to me.
00:53:46When your mother was killed, I swore off basketball.
00:53:49And I was lost.
00:53:51But now I'm back.
00:53:52But I'm not back for me.
00:53:54I'm back for you.
00:53:56Now let's go out on that court together and destroy these motherfuckers.
00:54:04Welcome back from halftime.
00:54:06The Scorpions are dominating the game in the first half.
00:54:10Morris.
00:54:12God damn it!
00:54:15God!
00:54:19That's your star player?
00:54:21When you lose tonight, the lightning will be gone for good.
00:54:25I'll draft him just to keep the Scorpions bench warm.
00:54:30Mars is a goat in the making.
00:54:32He's about to be rookie of the year.
00:54:34Come on, boys.
00:54:35Let's go lightning!
00:54:37Come on.
00:54:38Spirit.
00:54:41Guess I'm not as stupid as we thought.
00:54:47Dude, what the fuck?
00:54:49Don't sneak him out of the game.
00:54:50He's trying to lose.
00:54:58We can still win this.
00:55:00But you have to trust me.
00:55:02If we play together, they can't beat us.
00:55:04Mars, you've got everything you need right here.
00:55:07Let's go out there and win this for the team.
00:55:14Let's go out there and win this for the team.
00:55:17Okay.
00:55:25Whoa, whoa, what's up?
00:55:58Mars Davis just executed the Sniper's kill shot dunk.
00:56:05It's the end of the third quarter.
00:56:07Lightning is only down by two points now.
00:56:10Could my dad be him?
00:56:11The Sniper.
00:56:13So these assholes want to die.
00:56:20You will lose this game or you and your son will commit career suicide.
00:56:24I'm not scared of you.
00:56:28Move!
00:56:29It's the beginning of the fourth quarter.
00:56:31The Lightning are down by two.
00:56:33Will they make their comeback?
00:56:36Yep, yep.
00:56:41Coach, you're a legend.
00:56:44If you want something done right, you have to do it yourself.
00:57:02If you want something done right, you have to do it yourself.
00:57:13What a comeback.
00:57:15With father and son working as a team, they might have a chance.
00:57:19The Lightning are up by one.
00:57:21Can they keep the comeback?
00:57:23Oh, hold on.
00:57:25Is that Tyler Murray?
00:57:29Is this 2006?
00:57:31All we're missing is the god of ball himself.
00:57:40If you're not going to lose, I'll just have to be too fair and square.
00:57:42The performance-enhancing drug I developed doesn't show up on any normal tests.
00:57:47Team Lightning won't know what hit them.
00:57:49Show me what you got.
00:57:50Coach, be prepared to lose.
00:57:52It's been at least a decade since Tyler Murray played in a professional game.
00:57:57Then why does he seem so confident?
00:57:59Shovel up, boys!
00:58:01We're not leaving here without a trophy.
00:58:02Full core press!
00:58:03Show Lightning!
00:58:05You know Mars could be the goat if you train with a better coach.
00:58:08Yeah, but it'll never be you.
00:58:09You can't control him.
00:58:11But I can.
00:58:20That's a foul, ref!
00:58:23You okay?
00:58:24When did he get so good?
00:58:27Here, come on.
00:58:29They're neck and neck.
00:58:31Only two minutes left.
00:58:33Team Lightning is running out of time.
00:58:47Go, go, go!
00:58:48Come on, come on, we have to win!
00:58:49These losers can't beat us!
00:58:52We win at any cost!
00:58:53You get him!
00:58:57Where are you going to go now, dipshit?
00:58:59What?
00:59:15We win at any cost!
00:59:36Nobody's pulled that off since the guy who invented it.
00:59:42Game over.
00:59:43Unbelievable!
00:59:44What a comeback play from the Lightning!
00:59:47They just won the 2006 UBA championship!
01:00:05Yes!
01:00:05Yes!
01:00:06Yes!
01:00:08You did it!
01:00:09We did it.
01:00:10You're gonna regret this.
01:00:12You have no idea what you've done!
01:00:14I don't think so, Coach.
01:00:15I know exactly what I've done, and I know what you've done, too.
01:00:19This is far from over.
01:00:22Let's go.
01:00:26Yeah, boys!
01:00:35I knew you'd pull it off, man!
01:00:38No one's gonna sell a winning team.
01:00:40Congratulations.
01:00:43If anybody was gonna save the Lightning from extinction, I knew it was gonna be you, Marce.
01:00:47It'd be Marce, the new face of the league.
01:00:53Congratulations, Coach.
01:00:55Don't tell anybody that I was rooting for you.
01:00:59And, uh...
01:01:01I came across this old basketball card.
01:01:08Where'd you get this?
01:01:09Is my dad really the sniper?
01:01:21Now for the presentation of the Larry O'Brien Championship Trophy and the Michael Jordan MVP.
01:01:28Here is UVA Commissioner Roderick Gould.
01:01:32Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.
01:01:34These finals have showcased the battle for greatness.
01:01:38With more talent on one court than we have ever seen before.
01:01:42But one incredible team prevailed.
01:01:45Congratulations, Team Lightning.
01:01:46You are the 2026 League Champions.
01:01:56We're not done yet.
01:01:57For MVP, this rookie grew into a star right before our eyes.
01:02:03Congratulations, Marce Davis.
01:02:05Yes.
01:02:06Yeah!
01:02:09Yeah!
01:02:15Quick reflexes, Coach.
01:02:17I'd love to know what else you could do with those hands.
01:02:19Maybe I'll show you something.
01:02:35Thanks for getting me home safe.
01:02:44If it isn't obvious, I like you, Marcel.
01:02:48Make sure that's not the champagne talking.
01:02:52Why don't you come find out?
01:03:03Close your eyes.
01:03:33Close your eyes.
01:03:34You can open your eyes now.
01:03:39Damn.
01:03:52I want you to take me here against this window.
01:03:58Show me your full court press, Coach.
01:04:13You've got potential, rookie.
01:04:16Now we just need to work on your long game.
01:04:30Wrong time, bro.
01:04:32You better get a new suit.
01:04:33You're getting inducted into the Basketball Hall of Fame tomorrow.
01:04:37Murray, I didn't join the league for glory.
01:04:40I'm just a man trying to make amends with his son.
01:04:43Well, you're also a legend who single-handedly led a dying team to a championship.
01:04:48I've invited Marce and your sister-in-law, too.
01:04:51They deserve to see who you really are and how far you've come.
01:04:55Fine.
01:04:56Make sure their commissioner invites Coach Murray.
01:04:59And Cole, too.
01:05:00You sure about that?
01:05:04Yeah.
01:05:05I got a plan.
01:05:13You look happy.
01:05:17And it's about to get even better.
01:05:20I got two tickets to the Basketball Hall of Fame Gala tomorrow night.
01:05:26Any chance you'd want to be my date?
01:05:29She has no idea it's me who's being inducted.
01:05:33I'd love to.
01:05:44Gentlemen.
01:05:51Well, well, well.
01:05:53What do we have here?
01:05:59Silver VIP tickets to the Basketball Hall of Fame ceremony.
01:06:04These clowns have no idea what the sniper has planned for them.
01:06:10Now, correct me if I'm wrong, Commissioner, but the silver tickets, they're exclusive for Hall of Fame inductees, correct?
01:06:17There is something that ranks higher.
01:06:20And that is the gold commemorative ring, which is presented to the inductee.
01:06:26But between you and me, we won't be revealing the guest of honor until the night of-
01:06:30Well, you know what? I'm just really happy you finally came to your senses.
01:06:34Recognize me as the UBA's true goat.
01:06:37Cole.
01:06:39It's time to start working on my speech.
01:06:44And once I get on stage, I'll expose Coach Combo Mule for the game-rigging alcoholic he really is.
01:06:50And glory will be mine.
01:07:02Okay, I see you.
01:07:04You and Robin?
01:07:07What the matter?
01:07:07Well, she asked me to be her date to the Hall of Fame soon.
01:07:14Damn.
01:07:16I only give out 20 of these.
01:07:18But, you won't be needing that.
01:07:21Cause I got this.
01:07:27There's only one of them.
01:07:44I heard the league spent more money on this year's Hall of Fame ceremony than ever before.
01:07:49And no one knows who's actually been inducted.
01:07:52Whoever it is, he's a huge deal.
01:07:54My husband is on the board of directors, and even he had to fight to get us these general admission
01:08:00tickets.
01:08:06There's Tyler Murray, the famed head coach of the Scorpions, and his superstar, Cole Duncan.
01:08:11They've got silver VIP tickets.
01:08:14Could one of them be the inductee?
01:08:16Maybe.
01:08:16I don't know, but the true inductee will have a gold and silver ring engraved with his name.
01:08:29Cheers.
01:08:29Cheers.
01:08:39How the fuck did you get in here?
01:08:42I could ask you the same thing.
01:08:45This man is about to be criminally investigated for rigging games for profit this season.
01:08:54Yeah.
01:08:55This criminal shouldn't be allowed in here.
01:08:58Are you sure you're not the criminals?
01:09:01The criminals.
01:09:03We are silver VIP ticket guests of the commissioner himself.
01:09:09Thanks to me.
01:09:10Congratulations.
01:09:12Hey, there's only two of these silver VIP tickets, which means one of us is getting inducted tonight.
01:09:19Are you sure about that?
01:09:20We're the best in the fucking game.
01:09:23You're just some pathetic nobody.
01:09:25What do you know?
01:09:28Listen, you've had your fun playing pretend with the big boys in the league.
01:09:32But now, it's time to go back to flipping burgers for minimum wage.
01:09:36Because you have no right to be here.
01:09:44Actually, I do.
01:09:50Wow, a bronze VIP ticket? Not as exclusive as silver, but he must be someone important.
01:09:59I'm sorry, did you forge a ticket just to crash the event?
01:10:05Security.
01:10:07This criminal is using a counterfeit ticket to sneak in here.
01:10:11Take a look.
01:10:12Judge for yourself.
01:10:21This ticket's legit.
01:10:26I told you.
01:10:27Robin invited me as her ticket.
01:10:31Yeah, I've seen you oogling over the league, CFO Robin Sharp.
01:10:35What is you, seducer with some witchcraft to get that extra ticket?
01:10:38Not cool, bro.
01:10:38Marcel, are you drunkenly harassing women in the workplace?
01:10:42You are pitiful.
01:10:44Just riding everyone's coattails around you, hmm?
01:10:46It's quite despicable.
01:10:52No, you're despicable.
01:11:03Tyler Murray.
01:11:04How dare you question my date's right to be here?
01:11:09A date?
01:11:11Oh no, don't tell me you find this alcoholic loser attractive.
01:11:15I find him incredibly sexy.
01:11:18Can't keep my hands off him.
01:11:20Oh.
01:11:23You know, you could have had a real man.
01:11:25With real money, real power.
01:11:27But instead you chose a washed up nobody
01:11:29that Team Lightning found working at a drive-thru.
01:11:33It can make sense, coach.
01:11:35Wow. You must have a really big...
01:11:39Actually, what makes more sense is this frigid spinster
01:11:42couldn't find a date for the event,
01:11:44so she paid this broke-ass loser
01:11:46so she wouldn't feel so lonely.
01:11:49So sad.
01:11:49You know, the Basketball Hall of Fame induction is a high-profile event.
01:11:55It's no place for a lowly escort.
01:12:02Don't touch her again.
01:12:06Coach won the final, which you lost.
01:12:11He's a total catch.
01:12:12Oh my God, how can the CFO be so stupid?
01:12:16He was working at a drive-thru three months ago.
01:12:18Oh, you're telling me that when you pull up to get your nuggets
01:12:20and you see this greasy old man, you're gonna give him your number?
01:12:24Oh, he has you fooled too, doesn't he?
01:12:26I bet you didn't even think to ask.
01:12:29How does a bum like this working a drive-thru on the verge of homelessness
01:12:34get a job as a coach in the league?
01:12:36He's here now. That's irrelevant.
01:12:38Is it? Because the only logical explanation I can think of
01:12:41is that he has some dirt on the lightning jam of Mari Gibbs,
01:12:44and he's using it as blackmail for the job.
01:12:49How did you get the job?
01:12:53How did you get the job?
01:12:59Amori and I played on the lightning together 20 years ago.
01:13:03What? You were in the league 20 years ago?
01:13:07No way. That's when I played, and I would remember an ugly face like yours,
01:13:11so you're still lying.
01:13:1320 years ago, I was at the top of my game
01:13:15when my wife was murdered and I was left with my infant son.
01:13:20Sniper will never steal another trophy from me again.
01:13:25No way. That was his wife?
01:13:28I started drinking.
01:13:29I lost myself in the grief and the guilt.
01:13:32So I walked away from my son because
01:13:34I didn't want the terrible thing to happen to my wife to happen to him.
01:13:37So I changed my name and got a job at Sippy Burger.
01:13:40That's where I ran into Amori.
01:13:45What, now you're stealing the sniper's sob story?
01:13:48God.
01:13:49I bet he killed his wife,
01:13:51and that's why his son got taken away,
01:13:52and that's how you end up in a drive-thru.
01:13:59What the fuck?
01:14:08He had nothing to do with my mom's death.
01:14:13That's his son! The 2026 MVP!
01:14:17Mars Davis!
01:14:18He is a goat in the making.
01:14:20We've had our differences, but you are in no way responsible for my sister's death.
01:14:25Grace.
01:14:27I'm sorry, I should have called.
01:14:30Mars tells me you've been too busy winning championships.
01:14:37I hate to interrupt this precious family moment, but this doesn't disprove you killed your wife.
01:14:46Talk about my wife one more time.
01:14:47You see? This man is dangerous!
01:14:50Alright, your disgraceful father should be in a cell.
01:14:53Not at the biggest basketball event of the year.
01:14:56And after I'm inducted into the Hall of Fame,
01:14:58I'll make sure you never touch a basketball again.
01:15:03You can't do that.
01:15:05Yes, he can!
01:15:09You can't do that.
01:15:10Yes, he can!
01:15:14That's Ben Billings, the owner of the most successful franchise in history.
01:15:19The Scorpions.
01:15:20I wouldn't fuck with him. They're done for.
01:15:22Tyler Murray is one of the most powerful men in this room.
01:15:25And with his silver VIP ticket, he's probably the guest of honor himself.
01:15:32When he tells you to jump, I'd say, how high?
01:15:38I don't jump off the court, especially for small men like you.
01:15:43You are ruining this prestigious event!
01:15:48Security!
01:15:52Remove this man!
01:15:55Get him out of here! Fast food fraud!
01:15:57Ruining everything!
01:15:59You're gonna regret sending me away.
01:16:02Who do you think you are coming in here and barking orders?
01:16:05I'm the most powerful man in this room, girlie!
01:16:11So you better learn to respect me!
01:16:14Oh!
01:16:18You are hilarious, Benjamin.
01:16:20That's Commissioner Roger Gould.
01:16:22If anybody can set the record straight, it's him.
01:16:25You're about as powerful as a beetle under my shoe.
01:16:29If you're looking for the most powerful person in this room,
01:16:32look no further than the man in front of you.
01:16:36Hell!
01:16:38He's about to be the most powerful and influential man in the whole league.
01:16:48Hey, Roddy! Are you going senile already?
01:16:50No, are you?
01:16:51You hand-delivered us two VIP silver tickets.
01:16:55You know what? Maybe it's time to start thinking about an early retirement.
01:16:58Because the league's going to shit under your management.
01:17:01And after I get into the Hall of Fame, my first order is going to be getting you removed.
01:17:09You think you're the one being honored here tonight?
01:17:13As long as I have a say, you will never make it into the Hall of Fame.
01:17:21Fine.
01:17:22But then it's Cole.
01:17:23And I taught him everything he knows.
01:17:25And he listens to me.
01:17:26So get ready to bend the fucking knee!
01:17:29Yeah.
01:17:30But you gotta prove you're not useless.
01:17:32Get this old man out of here and I might take it easy on you.
01:17:35You know, Cole's right. If he was the inductee, you would have the power to send me away.
01:17:40You're alright.
01:17:41I don't belong here with you.
01:17:45I belong on that stage.
01:17:47Behind the podium.
01:17:49The only person allowed up there is the legend who's being inducted tonight.
01:17:54You are a self-righteous, self-centered prick.
01:17:59You think that you're getting inducted?
01:18:01They haven't even announced who has the gold ring.
01:18:04You sure about that?
01:18:16That looks like the one and only golden ring.
01:18:19That means he must be the Hall of Fame legend.
01:18:24Holy shit, it's you?
01:18:26Okay.
01:18:27Now you're impersonating the inductee.
01:18:30Just when I thought you couldn't stoop any lower.
01:18:34I can believe it.
01:18:35He's willing to take his kid's achievement and treat them like his own.
01:18:40Alright, alright. Where'd you steal this from?
01:18:43Check the name.
01:18:46No, it can't be.
01:18:59Tonight, it is both my honor and my privilege to induct a legend amongst men into basketball history.
01:19:08Please put your hands together and welcome into the Hall of Fame...
01:19:15Marcel Sniper Wallace!
01:19:34Congratulations.
01:19:35Coach Combo Meals, the fucking Sniper? No way he conned you, Roddy, just like he conned this whole league.
01:19:42Look, I have proof that this man has been rigging games illegally for profit this season.
01:19:48Is this what you're talking about?
01:19:51I'm not gonna confess to rigging games for profit. I signed that as the agreement. You forced me into it.
01:19:56Meh, good enough. I can splice something together.
01:19:59This is blackmail. You won't get away with it.
01:20:02Obviously, this is a setup. He's trying to frame me.
01:20:05Nice try. But Billings was apprehended earlier tonight, and guess what?
01:20:08He squealed like a pig.
01:20:10That's right, Murray. You and Billings have been rigging games right out of the league's nose for years.
01:20:15And that ends now.
01:20:19This is clearly some elaborate scheme to keep you people distracted from the fact that this man isn't who he
01:20:25says he is.
01:20:26I have had just about enough of you.
01:20:29I can prove that Marcel was, and is, the Sniper.
01:20:42This...
01:20:45This is really you?
01:20:47I wanted to tell you sooner, but I wanted you to have your moment.
01:20:53Fuck this!
01:20:55My God, I just killed you instead of your useless wife!
01:20:58All of this would be mine! The championships, the glory, the...
01:21:04You? You accused me of killing my wife, and you know the reason she's dead?
01:21:10And you know the reason she's dead?
01:21:10Give me back to me, or I will kill him for real!
01:21:14You accused me of killing my wife, and you know the reason she's dead?
01:21:18Give me back to me, or I will kill him for real!
01:21:21No!
01:21:22Dad!
01:21:30No one threatens my son.
01:21:43Enjoy prison, Tyler.
01:21:46Enjoy prison, Tyler.
01:21:51Tyler Murray.
01:21:52Cole Duncan.
01:21:53You're under arrest for illegally breaking league games for profit.
01:21:56You set me up, Billingsley!
01:21:58You're a cheater?
01:21:59A fucking murderer?
01:22:01I never should have hired you in the first place!
01:22:05From now on, my money's on...
01:22:08Benny gave us everything that we needed for an outright case against you.
01:22:14And that was before you confessed to killing my wife.
01:22:16It's over, motherfucker.
01:22:17Did you promise you wouldn't say anything?
01:22:19You destroyed my career!
01:22:21I'm gonna fucking kill you!
01:22:23They're all gonna regret this!
01:22:24I'm gonna see every single one of you in court!
01:22:29That's what you did for my family.
01:22:47I am blessed to be here, to be honored as one of the greatest basketball players to ever play.
01:22:57But first, I would like to honor Regina Wallace, a mother and a wife taken too soon.
01:23:05But most of all, I'd like to thank my son, Mars.
01:23:08You gave me the courage to take my life back, and...
01:23:12I wouldn't be here if you hadn't given your old man a second chance.
01:23:15I lost my mom.
01:23:17And my dad lied to me about who he was my whole life.
01:23:39So you've got your holo-fame title now?
01:23:42So what do you need me for?
01:23:47You were two weeks old when your mom was killed.
01:23:51I didn't know what to do.
01:23:53I didn't know how to raise you by myself.
01:23:55I had so much pain, and I just wanted it to go away.
01:24:01I needed you.
01:24:05You walked away when I was just a kid.
01:24:08I know.
01:24:09I abandoned you, my son.
01:24:12And I lived in fear and guilt, and I am sorry.
01:24:16I want to believe him.
01:24:18But after a lifetime of empty promises, I'm scared he'll walk away again.
01:24:26These are for you.
01:24:2920 letters.
01:24:32I wrote one every year on your birthday.
01:24:36I never forgot you.
01:24:48I love you.
01:24:51Some pardon.
01:24:57I can't believe the sniper's my dad.
01:25:00There's a lot of things you don't know about me.
01:25:04Like how you're hooking up with the CFO of the UBA.
01:25:10Mom would want you to be happy.
01:25:14So do I, I guess.
01:25:23I can't believe I'm dating the sniper.
01:25:32Your son's lucky to have you.
01:25:35I'm the lucky one.
01:25:38Hey Mars.
01:25:41You want to get a burger?
01:25:42You're lucky.
01:25:44Thanks, Les.
01:25:45I'll see you.
01:25:46Thanks.
01:25:47We'll see you later.
01:25:49Bye.
01:25:50Bye.
01:25:55Bye.
01:25:59Bye.
01:26:01Bye.
01:26:06Bye.
01:26:07Bye.
01:26:09Bye.
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