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End of the World, Start of My Empire
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00:00:05It's been 10 years since World War 3, since the nukes flew.
00:00:0995% of the world's population gone overnight.
00:00:14What's left of civilization is barely holding on.
00:00:18I trade whatever scraps I can find just to stay alive.
00:00:22The world runs on one rule now.
00:00:25Eat or be eaten.
00:00:30Beep.
00:01:01What, that's it?
00:01:03Look man, that's all your stuff's worth.
00:01:05Bring booze or meds next time.
00:01:08They get you more.
00:01:17I have to make this last all week.
00:01:28Last item of the day, boys.
00:01:31Two lovely sisters.
00:01:53Early 20s.
00:01:55Healthy.
00:01:56Strong enough to work.
00:01:58Young enough to bed.
00:02:11Young enough to take on a woman right now.
00:02:16Exactly.
00:02:18Just an ungrateful mouth to feed.
00:02:20Half the time they don't even work.
00:02:22God forbid you knock them up.
00:02:24Then you fuck forever.
00:02:30If no one else is bidding, maybe I have a chance to save them.
00:02:35But even if I did, we would just starve to death.
00:02:40This world sucks.
00:02:41Look at that skin.
00:02:43And those tits.
00:02:46When's the last time in you ever fucked something that good, eh?
00:02:50Limited time offer, boys.
00:02:53Two for one.
00:02:55Place those bids.
00:02:57I was the daughter of the richest family in the city.
00:03:00Now I'm being sold as a bundle deal.
00:03:02I swear.
00:03:04I could kill every one of those creeps.
00:03:14Suitable host detected.
00:03:16System activation complete.
00:03:18Rescue mission required.
00:03:19What?
00:03:20What the hell is this?
00:03:21Am I the only one seeing this?
00:03:25This system is created by a higher dimensional extraterrestrial civilization.
00:03:30This thing is alien tech?
00:03:31It's purpose is to select a host and bind compatible partners in order to preserve humanity after societal collapse.
00:03:41Preserve humanity?
00:03:45Compatible partner confirmed.
00:03:47Rescue required to initiate binding.
00:03:50Time remaining three minutes.
00:03:53Failure will result in host death.
00:04:01It won't come off.
00:04:04Wait.
00:04:05Is that why that guy's arm was gray?
00:04:07He failed to do what the system asked?
00:04:10What do I do now?
00:04:28Easy, gentlemen.
00:04:30This blade cuts everyone the same.
00:04:34You want these girls?
00:04:36You're going to have to bid like everyone else.
00:04:41He didn't attack us.
00:04:44He's not like the others.
00:04:46If guns still existed, I'd already have those girls.
00:04:50The war had white top guns.
00:04:52That knife wouldn't mean shit.
00:04:56Mm-hmm.
00:04:58All right.
00:04:59I'm not staying for this stupid ass auction.
00:05:01Wait, wait, wait.
00:05:02What if we buy him, have our gun, and then sell him off?
00:05:09What if they die?
00:05:10Well, then we sell him cheap.
00:05:15What works for me?
00:05:16All right.
00:05:18One can of food.
00:05:22Who's going to beat that?
00:05:23Ha!
00:05:30No.
00:05:31I can't let this happen.
00:05:33If I don't stop it, I'll die.
00:05:40One can.
00:05:44And a bar of chocolate.
00:05:52Arthur, those girls are mine.
00:05:56Don't you dare get them out.
00:05:58Wait.
00:05:58Ladies and gentlemen, the ladies are watching.
00:06:02Let's keep it civil now.
00:06:06All right.
00:06:08You want to play?
00:06:10I'll show you what you're up against.
00:06:14Two cans!
00:06:16Oh, two cans!
00:06:20Looks like Jack's feeling generous.
00:06:23It's the same asshole since high school.
00:06:25The world's falling apart, and they're still trying to screw me over.
00:06:29What's wrong, trash rat?
00:06:30You scared?
00:06:32Come on.
00:06:33Show us what you got.
00:06:40Post-death in 30 seconds.
00:06:43Shit.
00:06:43I can't let Jack put his hands on the girls.
00:06:49Last game.
00:06:50You're not getting your hands on those girls, Jack.
00:06:52I'm not going to let that happen.
00:06:55He's not doing this for himself.
00:06:58Is he trying to save us?
00:07:03Spouse affection increased detected.
00:07:06Reward granted.
00:07:08Item issued.
00:07:0920 cans of meat.
00:07:1120 cans of produce.
00:07:1220 units of purified water.
00:07:28Holy shit.
00:07:29This is a lot of food.
00:07:31I could live off this for months.
00:07:34Oh, too bad.
00:07:35Looks like...
00:07:36Looks like you're out of beds.
00:07:38Dude, really thought he was a fucking hero.
00:07:40What a joke.
00:07:42You think you can compete with me over women.
00:07:47Come on.
00:07:47You've been a loser since high school.
00:07:50Money.
00:07:50Girls.
00:07:51Whatever it is.
00:07:52I always get there first.
00:07:55Woo!
00:07:57Woo!
00:07:59Woo!
00:08:00Woo!
00:08:02Woo!
00:08:03Woo!
00:08:03Woo!
00:08:03Woo!
00:08:05Woo!
00:08:29How the hell did he get all those cans?
00:08:30No way.
00:08:31I saw him trade for two cans and a candy bar.
00:08:34Whatever he bids,
00:08:37I bet in one more can.
00:08:39All right.
00:08:40So,
00:08:41are you bidden?
00:08:43All right.
00:08:46If no one else is bidden,
00:08:48looks like these sisters
00:08:49are gonna go to our friend here.
00:08:52Going once.
00:08:54Going twice.
00:08:57Sold!
00:08:59Sold!
00:09:00Sold!
00:09:01Sold!
00:09:02Sold!
00:09:04Sold!
00:09:05Sold!
00:09:05Sold!
00:09:06Sold!
00:09:06Sold!
00:09:06Sold!
00:09:07Sold!
00:09:11Sold!
00:09:12Rescue and host binding complete.
00:09:13Increase partner affection to unlock additional rewards.
00:09:18Beat Hoard on the finish line.
00:09:20I'm gonna hit Hoard like a star!
00:09:23Watch how I'll leave you all behind.
00:09:26But don't do silver, go and get my gold.
00:09:29I've been doin' reddy reddy on your musket.
00:09:31Ready, set, go, go, go and take it through your step.
00:09:34You can do all your best to try
00:09:36But you know that I'm the winner till the day I die
00:09:44I saved two girls and beat Jack
00:09:48This system is insane
00:09:54Next time I see you
00:09:55I won't be taking just your rash
00:10:22We'll head back to my place
00:10:23But it's a bit of a walk from here
00:10:41Compatible spouse detected
00:10:42Rescue required for binding
00:10:44Failure to complete will result in post-death
00:10:47Time to complete two minutes
00:10:49This again?
00:10:50In only two minutes?
00:10:53Told you
00:10:54I knew Billy was hoarding himself a girl
00:10:56I know where Billy keeps his goods
00:10:58I can take you there
00:10:59Why don't we take care of his goods
00:11:01See, your first just had two women taken away from me
00:11:04I am pissed
00:11:06I'm not gonna help
00:11:20Stay here
00:11:21You are gonna help me
00:11:24Work that anger out
00:11:37Arthur, you again?
00:11:39You're fucking dead
00:11:40I'm gonna cut you into a million fucking pieces
00:11:43And feed you to the strays
00:11:44Stay back
00:11:47Really?
00:11:47A bottle of water?
00:11:55Molotov!
00:12:08Shit
00:12:09That was my only Molotov
00:12:1445 seconds remaining
00:12:15Until host death
00:12:22Where did you even get that?
00:12:24I sank the gas from a wrecked car
00:12:26Just left to scare him off
00:12:27What?
00:12:27So what do we do now?
00:12:29God, I'll need to bluff now
00:12:30Take one more step
00:12:32And I'll burn this whole place to the ground
00:12:34God damn it, Arthur
00:12:35You already have two of them
00:12:37You gotta take her too!
00:12:38Post-death
00:12:39In 20 seconds
00:12:44Fuck
00:12:45Why won't they back off?
00:12:55Arthur, you're dead
00:12:56You hear me
00:12:57I'm dead
00:12:59This is not over
00:13:00I'll catch you later, pretty girl
00:13:14Come on, let's go
00:13:15Go, go
00:13:22Thank you
00:13:23You saved my life
00:13:26Rescue mission complete
00:13:28Partner count increased
00:13:29Current total
00:13:303
00:13:30Affection metrics
00:13:32Mary
00:13:3215
00:13:33Karen
00:13:3510
00:13:37Susan
00:13:3810
00:13:42Maybe I can trust this guy
00:13:44Rough around the edges
00:13:46But he's got guns
00:13:48Spells affection levels increased
00:13:50Rewards issued
00:13:51Medicine
00:13:5210 units
00:13:532 MP5
00:13:54Submachine guns
00:13:554 clips of ammunition
00:13:5650 rounds each
00:13:58Items can be retrieved at any time
00:14:002 rifles?
00:14:01Guns are extinct
00:14:03And now I've got 2?
00:14:05Food, meds, weapons?
00:14:06I might actually be the apex
00:14:09Woohoo!
00:14:10Woohoo!
00:14:12Okay, let's move
00:14:13It's not safe here
00:14:14Cool
00:14:25Welcome to the Five Star Apocalypse Hotel
00:14:28No hot water
00:14:30No bed sheets
00:14:31But hey, it's free
00:14:34Hope you don't mind
00:14:36You're kidding. How can this shoebox fit whole four of us?
00:14:40I don't mind at all. You saved us. It's more than enough.
00:14:46We can clean the place up a bit. It's gonna be fine.
00:14:52I'm Arthur Morgan. You are...
00:14:55I'm Karen Linton, and this is my little sister.
00:15:00We survived one of the battles and then got caught.
00:15:04I'm Mary.
00:15:11Really? None of you know who I am?
00:15:19I'm a Hollywood star.
00:15:21Oh.
00:15:22Country bumpkins. I was supposed to escape with my dad, but he left without me, so I got caught right
00:15:29after.
00:15:31Well, from now on, where are your wives?
00:15:35I promise I'll take good care of you.
00:15:38Hey, let's just eat something first. Make yourselves comfortable and food will be ready in a little bit.
00:15:44I'll help.
00:15:45Okay. All right.
00:15:48Damn. She really knows how to butter people up.
00:15:52Great. He probably thinks I'm a bane.
00:15:55Only my little sister would be naive enough to fall for a guy like him.
00:15:59But me? Marry some trash scavenging loser? Hell no.
00:16:03All right. We'll start with chicken soup. About half a gallon.
00:16:06I'm just gonna fill this up to that line right there.
00:16:09Okay.
00:16:23Wow. How am I supposed to keep it together when she looks like that?
00:16:33Babe, what's wrong?
00:16:40Well, what were you staring at?
00:16:55Nothing. Just...
00:16:58I don't want you overdoing it. I got it.
00:17:02It's fine. You cut us out of that auction. So I'm your wife now.
00:17:10I can boil the water and clean the floors. Anything to make you happy.
00:17:41She's cute. I got it, okay? Let me help.
00:17:45Right there.
00:17:52You didn't just save me. You gave me food. A place to stay.
00:18:00If I could stay here the rest of my life, that would make me really happy.
00:18:18Damn. This system is... for real.
00:18:35I just finished cleaning the living room.
00:18:39Wow. She moves fast. Cute. But charm? That's my lane.
00:18:48Okay. Dinner will be ready shortly.
00:18:56Oh, no. I think I twisted my ankle.
00:19:00Arthur, honey, could you please hold me? I don't think I can stand.
00:19:03I'm scared. Try to stay here.
00:19:05My legs feel really weak right now. It's a good thing you caught me.
00:19:10You're so strong. It makes me feel safe.
00:19:15Honestly, I'm kinda looking forward to sleeping with you tonight.
00:19:30Babe, you should sleep with me tonight. I can keep you warm. Give you a massage.
00:19:43Why don't we make things a little more interesting and see who Arthur chooses?
00:19:51Back in school, all the girls would call me a loser. Now I've got two gorgeous women fighting for me.
00:20:09Uh, did something happen in the kitchen?
00:20:13No. No, nothing. It was just really... hot in there.
00:20:20Did Mary and Susan seriously just cozy up with this guy?
00:20:24In times like this, a woman's worth is less than a cow. If he didn't have all that food, I
00:20:30wouldn't even be here.
00:20:32These supplies won't last forever. I need to raise their affection levels. So...
00:20:38It isn't safe to scavenge with three women. And leaving them alone isn't safe either. They're probably only here for
00:20:47the food.
00:20:49Arthur, you're such a good cook. This is delicious.
00:21:09Arthur, why are you eating? No, I am. It's just... really hot in here.
00:21:17Alright, you know.
00:21:40Sorry.
00:21:44Susan, what do you think you're doing?
00:21:46I'm just giving her husband a little massage.
00:21:50Yeah.
00:21:51Oh, well. You must be so exhausted after all that cooking. Maybe you need to lie down. I could help
00:21:59you relax.
00:22:00Great idea.
00:22:02I'll help too.
00:22:10If I don't make a move, am I gonna get kicked out?
00:22:13What?
00:22:30It's just a massage. That's all.
00:22:32I'll be forever here facing the wall. Now I try to repent. Lord, I try and I regret all of
00:22:46the hurt I had cause I'm no angel.
00:22:51This is too good to be true.
00:22:55Did you guys hear that?
00:22:57Don't leave me alone.
00:23:01Yeah.
00:23:03Is everyone okay?
00:23:06Okay.
00:23:07Forget the massage. We need to find a bigger place. Like, now.
00:23:12Yeah.
00:23:19Alright, there should be enough supplies to get us a bigger place in Wasteland City.
00:23:23Mary?
00:23:25You okay?
00:23:29You're on your period, aren't you?
00:23:31Yeah.
00:23:33I'm okay, though. I should probably stay home and rest. But you go on without me.
00:23:40Okay.
00:23:41But if you hear a sound, you lock the door and you stay quiet, alright?
00:23:51Okay.
00:23:53Wait.
00:23:56You're not gonna leave me, right?
00:24:02I'm gonna come right back. I don't abandon my girls.
00:24:09Okay, babe. I'll wait for you.
00:24:13Okay.
00:24:14Yeah.
00:24:26That's the place I told you about, boss.
00:24:29Yeah, that asshole's living large now.
00:24:32Three women waiting on her and more food than the rest of us combine.
00:24:36Yeah.
00:24:36Then we take it.
00:24:40All of it.
00:24:54Arthur? You're back already?
00:24:56You all in pretty room.
00:25:01Okay.
00:25:13Window.
00:25:13I don't know if you watched a暗 movie.
00:25:17Wow!
00:25:20How did I boat and get out?
00:25:22IHz and I think Lucy,少年 is going great i should do all the jokes.
00:25:38yesterday
00:25:38Good upgraded our place with supplies. At least I won't have to worry about Jack showing up again
00:25:46All right, something's wrong
00:25:50Mary
00:25:57Arthur, there's a note over here
00:26:00Your woman is in my hands bring the rest of the supplies to the warehouse if you want her back.
00:26:07It's Jack and his guys
00:26:09I should have killed them when I had the chance searching by these footprints
00:26:12There's at least seven or eight of them. They must have teamed up with another group. Those guys are animals
00:26:17Mary she might not have made it. No, no
00:26:20No, Mary is alive, right? There's no blood anywhere and she's leveraged for more supplies
00:26:24That place is most definitely a trap. They're gonna be waiting for us to walk right in
00:26:30So what do we do?
00:26:40I
00:26:41Both of you stay here. I'm going alone. Oh, oh, are you crazy? Arthur don't do anything reckless. You can't
00:26:47hey
00:26:49Don't worry. I'm gonna bring Mary back
00:27:00I've got a secret weapon
00:27:10Boss, can't we have a little fun with this one first?
00:27:21Arthur was right
00:27:22Mary really is still alive. He promised us that we'd stay home. I don't trust him alone
00:27:27Plus my sister is in their hands
00:27:38Stop thinking with your dick
00:27:41Someone with that much supply doesn't move alone
00:27:45So we have to stay sharp
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00:30:29What do you do?
00:30:30Be smart.
00:30:31Get the fuck out!
00:30:41I gave you a chance.
00:30:59Ah!
00:31:00Motherfucker!
00:31:01Fuck!
00:31:02Real guns?
00:31:03You got real guns?
00:31:12No way, a gun?
00:31:13A real fucking gun?
00:31:15How the fuck did you get a real gun?
00:31:16There are more of us.
00:31:17He can't have that many rounds.
00:31:19Yeah, yeah.
00:31:20With all the shots you fire, you're probably burning through half a mag already.
00:31:22Look, I don't care how many bullets he's got!
00:31:24We rush him together.
00:31:26The first one to kill him gets his supplies and his girls.
00:31:51Come on!
00:31:54Keep betting your lives on my bullets!
00:32:03Don't move!
00:32:06We're not done yet.
00:32:13Look, I'm sorry.
00:32:16Okay?
00:32:17I have nothing to do with this.
00:32:19It's all his fault.
00:32:22He's lying!
00:32:24I didn't do anything!
00:32:25Tony took your girls!
00:32:26He stole your supplies!
00:32:28Don't shoot me!
00:32:30Don't shoot me!
00:32:31Wait!
00:32:32We can talk this out!
00:32:34We can talk this out!
00:33:07I thought I was never gonna see you again!
00:33:09I told you I'd come back!
00:33:12Oh my God!
00:33:13Hey, what are you doing here?
00:33:14I told you guys to stay home!
00:33:16We were so worried about you.
00:33:18I was so scared I thought you were gonna die.
00:33:20Oh really?
00:33:21That's not what you were saying a second ago?
00:33:23How was I supposed to know my husband is a badass and had a gun?
00:33:26God, that was so hard.
00:33:28God, that was so hard.
00:33:36Vows affection levels increased.
00:33:43Rewards delivered to residents.
00:33:45Purified water, 20 liters.
00:33:47Canned meat, 20 units.
00:33:49Milk, 20 cartons.
00:33:54Come on.
00:33:56Let's go home.
00:34:01As for you guys...
00:34:06Come here.
00:34:11Don't kill me!
00:34:13Please!
00:34:14We'll give you back everything!
00:34:16Shut up!
00:34:18On your knees.
00:34:22Arthur, man.
00:34:23Please.
00:34:26Please don't kill us, man.
00:34:27We were classmates, right?
00:34:32We'll work for you.
00:34:33Hands on the ground.
00:34:35No, no, no.
00:34:54You remember this.
00:34:56If you ever come near my wives again, I'll shoot you in the skull.
00:35:04Get out of here.
00:35:05Now!
00:35:16Ladies!
00:35:18What's on the feast tonight?
00:35:19Huh?
00:35:20Come on.
00:35:21At our new home.
00:35:28Let's go.
00:35:28Affection Metrics.
00:35:30Mary, 30.
00:35:32Karen, 15.
00:35:34Susan, 25.
00:35:36Human Civilization Continuation Progress, 33%.
00:35:41Civilization...
00:35:43Continuation?
00:35:45Primary objective.
00:35:46Host must reproduce with compatible partners to preserve human civilization.
00:35:51What happens when it reaches a hundred percent?
00:35:54Bet you I brought you a clean towel.
00:35:57I'll just leave you here.
00:35:58Okay.
00:36:00Thanks.
00:36:01We will take the virus.
00:36:09Ah...
00:36:10Uh...
00:36:35What are you doing?
00:36:37Arthur, you saved me.
00:36:41Fed me, gave me shelter, risked everything to bring me back.
00:36:50I don't think I've ever met a better person.
00:36:57And I don't really have a future in this world.
00:37:02Okay, Mary, I don't want you to feel like you have to do this because you owe me.
00:37:06I know what you're thinking and I'm going to regret it, but I won't.
00:37:16I choose you.
00:37:19I choose you.
00:37:23You wrap around your finger.
00:37:26Though you feel like a tiger, you need to tame.
00:37:32I'm hungry for your body, ready for your game.
00:37:37You take the rest of me.
00:37:40Yes, you do.
00:37:43You take the rest of me.
00:37:46You take the rest of me.
00:37:53Looks like someone's eager.
00:37:56Seems like my husband hasn't been able to remind anyone.
00:38:00It's been a long week.
00:38:03You take the rest of me.
00:38:05I'll take good care.
00:38:11Please!
00:38:12I can feel the hand on my back.
00:38:15I can feel the heat of your skin.
00:38:18And the taste of your mouth makes me feel alive.
00:38:24I'm hungry for your body, ready for your game.
00:38:30You take the rest of me.
00:38:37You take the rest of me.
00:38:39You take the rest of me.
00:38:40You get it out of the door.
00:38:43You take the rest of me.
00:38:46Yes, you do.
00:38:53Arthur!
00:38:54Baby, don't stop.
00:38:58Please!
00:39:00Unbelievable.
00:39:01She actually made the first move.
00:39:04I won't be left behind.
00:39:06Arthur, I know how to make you feel good.
00:39:11Hold me tighter.
00:39:13You're driving me insane.
00:39:17Oh, my God.
00:39:19Oh!
00:39:24Damn it.
00:39:25I want sex, too.
00:39:27Oh, my God.
00:39:28I want a man.
00:39:29No, I want a man.
00:39:32Oh!
00:39:33Oh!
00:39:36Arthur!
00:39:38Arthur!
00:39:39Arthur!
00:39:42You're telling me that worthless piece of shit Arthur took the
00:39:45your whole gang, alone, and you lost all those supplies?
00:39:49Boss, he had, like, two AK-47s.
00:39:53I mean, he mowed down a ton of our guys.
00:39:54No!
00:39:57If I had a gun, you three would have been corpses
00:39:59riddled with fucking bullets right now.
00:40:02Look, boss, we lost the supplies,
00:40:03but we still managed to get you what you wanted.
00:40:07Yeah.
00:40:07OK, best we can manage.
00:40:1043% alcohol.
00:40:16You lost a lot of men getting you that.
00:40:18Mmm, not bad.
00:40:2243%, huh?
00:40:24It'll do.
00:40:27We'd tell you we love this.
00:40:31As for Arthur, once I finalize a deal with the Queen,
00:40:36I will bring her a man and go kill him myself.
00:40:50Spouse affection levels detected, rewards issued, gasoline,
00:40:5520 liters, micro generators, three units,
00:40:59purified water, 30 liters, food, 30 cans.
00:41:03Affection metrics, Mary, 30, increased to 50,
00:41:07Susan, 35, and Karen, 15, increased to 60.
00:41:11Why is Karen's number higher than Mary's?
00:41:18Karen?
00:41:21Oh, no.
00:41:23He looks so hot.
00:41:25I can't help myself.
00:41:33Karen, what happened to your clothes?
00:41:42Karen, are you OK?
00:41:45Yeah, yeah, I'm fine.
00:41:49I'm going to go change, and I'll come back out.
00:41:54OK.
00:41:57Whew.
00:41:58That was close.
00:41:59He almost found out about the mutation.
00:42:01What's wrong with her?
00:42:12What is this?
00:42:22I got to go on a...
00:42:27Basement?
00:42:31I knew something was off.
00:42:33A one-story house shouldn't be this elevated.
00:42:36Turns out there's a whole basement under here.
00:42:38Come on.
00:42:40Let's go check it out.
00:42:55What the hell?
00:42:59It's gold.
00:43:01It's gold.
00:43:01There's got to be several tons of it.
00:43:04Gold, huh?
00:43:06In this world, you couldn't even trade it for a bottle of water.
00:43:16Now this...
00:43:19This is the real gold of our era.
00:43:24The real gold of our era?
00:43:28These are aged whiskey barrels.
00:43:30I mean, judging by the wood, they're at least free nuclear war, maybe even older.
00:43:34In a place like this, people need something to get through the day.
00:43:38Cigarettes help with alcohol that's basically gold now.
00:43:42This looks like it used to be a real working seller.
00:43:45The owner was definitely unhinged about alcohol.
00:43:49There have to be at least 100 barrels here.
00:43:51These are all premium whiskeys.
00:43:5450 years old, at least 50% of alcohol.
00:43:57Did you guys know a 12-year-old bottle can trade for 20 cows now?
00:44:04This is the real gold of our era.
00:44:07Look, with this much booze,
00:44:09we could buy the entire wasteland city.
00:44:11Make it ours.
00:44:14Ladies, let's celebrate.
00:44:18Cheers!
00:44:22Cheers!
00:44:23And...
00:44:23Go!
00:44:24Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
00:44:31Wait, it is pretty good either.
00:44:33Here we go.
00:44:34Oh, dear.
00:44:36Oh, dear.
00:44:40Here.
00:44:52Karen.
00:44:54Karen?
00:44:54What are you doing?
00:44:57Are you into women?
00:45:00Karen?
00:45:06It's me, Susan.
00:45:07Stop!
00:45:13Karen!
00:45:14Are you drunk?
00:45:15Hey, hey, hey!
00:45:17Oh, man!
00:45:19I need someone to fuck me now!
00:45:27Hey, Karen, Karen, calm down.
00:45:29Hey, Karen, calm down.
00:45:30Hey, Karen, calm down.
00:45:31Hey, hey, relax.
00:45:33Hey, calm down.
00:45:34Hey, relax.
00:45:34Hey, relax.
00:45:34Fuck!
00:45:41Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:45:49She's OK.
00:45:50She just knocked out.
00:45:52What happened?
00:45:53I don't know.
00:45:55She was drunk.
00:45:56She tried to force herself on me or something.
00:45:58No, no, no, she wasn't trying to hurt you.
00:46:01It's the mutation.
00:46:03Mutation?
00:46:04When the nuclear strike hit, she shielded me with her body.
00:46:07She took the blast head on.
00:46:09The fallout left her with a side effect she can't control.
00:46:14An unstable libido.
00:46:16Sometimes it spikes violently.
00:46:21So what do we do?
00:46:23She needs adrenaline, a shot of it, but we barely have any medicine left.
00:46:28I know where to get it.
00:46:30Tell me I'll do anything.
00:46:32Tilly Jackson, the Wasteland Queen.
00:46:35She's the daughter of New York Mafia boss.
00:46:37And before the war, she stockpiled massive amounts of adrenaline for her underground operations.
00:46:43All right.
00:46:44Let's get Karen settled.
00:46:46And after that,
00:46:50I'll meet with the Queen.
00:47:06Looks like she held out for a long time.
00:47:09I'm going to trade this with the Queen for adrenaline.
00:47:12Let's just stay here and look after Karen, okay?
00:47:16Arthur, Tilly is not easy to deal with.
00:47:20A lot of men have died because of her.
00:47:25Is she really that dangerous?
00:47:28Wait, so does that mean Arthur's in real danger?
00:47:32That's what people say.
00:47:34She's a sadist.
00:47:35She toys men for fun.
00:47:37And all of her ex-husbands ended up dead.
00:47:48It's going to be okay.
00:47:49I'll be right back.
00:47:50I'll be right back.
00:48:31So, I hear you came here to make a deal.
00:48:37That's right.
00:48:49Booze for adrenaline.
00:48:5050 bottles worth.
00:48:56Are you trying to fool me with some watered-down garbage?
00:49:00You know how that ends.
00:49:06I brewed this myself.
00:49:08All right, it's nothing like the watered-down crap out there.
00:49:11I promise you'll like it.
00:49:14Funny.
00:49:16The last guy who said that lost his tongue
00:49:18because I cut it out.
00:49:24Now he's right here, kneeling, serving me.
00:49:29Harder!
00:49:30Don't make me repeat myself.
00:49:34Oh my God.
00:49:35The end comes to us.
00:49:36You know,
00:49:38you might just barely qualify.
00:49:41That's my footrest.
00:49:43The end comes to us.
00:49:45The end comes to us.
00:49:48You.
00:49:49Go try.
00:49:51The end comes to us.
00:50:01That smell.
00:50:03That's real booze.
00:50:05Wait!
00:50:07I'll try it myself.
00:50:14This better be real.
00:50:16Or you won't make it out of here alive.
00:50:28Don't drink that, my lord.
00:50:30That's fake junk you dug out from your trash.
00:50:46Boss?
00:50:47That's Arthur.
00:50:50The fraud.
00:50:53Oh!
00:50:55My old classmate.
00:50:57I didn't even recognize you after all these years.
00:51:01Well, I never forgot about you, Raymond.
00:51:03Or any of the lessons you taught me back in school.
00:51:18Arthur, didn't I tell you?
00:51:21When you are being bullied,
00:51:23you're supposed to ask yourself what you did wrong first.
00:51:26But instead,
00:51:28you snitched on me to the deep.
00:51:30And now I'm suspended.
00:51:32You happy now?
00:51:33You piece of shit.
00:51:35You're all going to pay for this.
00:51:41Arthur.
00:51:47Remember the space of yours.
00:51:50You're stuck with it with the rest of your life.
00:51:52Oh, yes.
00:51:53Oh.
00:51:59That bathroom cocktail really stuck with you, huh?
00:52:05Now you're scamming us with fake boo?
00:52:07Yeah, that crap.
00:52:09We saw that bottle in the trash yesterday.
00:52:11It's the color of piss.
00:52:14How'd you brew that?
00:52:14Were you wrong in your room?
00:52:17Oh, God.
00:52:19Guys, guys.
00:52:20Queen Tilt.
00:52:21I heard you got a batch of adrenaline
00:52:22that's about to expire.
00:52:24So,
00:52:25I brought these two bottles.
00:52:27Assassin exchange.
00:52:30That's good.
00:52:32Yeah.
00:52:54Strong.
00:52:56Before the war,
00:52:57this wouldn't even pass.
00:52:59It was premium.
00:53:00It was premium.
00:53:03But now,
00:53:05it's worth trading for a batch of my adrenaline.
00:53:12And as for this fraud,
00:53:14since we're classmates,
00:53:16we could give him a quick, less painful death.
00:53:24And you.
00:53:26How can you decide?
00:53:27You haven't even tried my booze.
00:53:29Queen Tilly, why bother?
00:53:30I mean, just look at it.
00:53:31Cloudy as hell.
00:53:33God knows what kind of shit you dumped in there.
00:53:35I know him better than anyone.
00:53:37We went to high school together.
00:53:38He's always been shit.
00:53:40Yeah.
00:53:41Enough!
00:53:44Fine.
00:53:45We'll do this properly.
00:53:48But he can drink it.
00:53:52I'm not drinking the sewage.
00:54:02Good boy.
00:54:10Good boy.
00:54:19This is insane.
00:54:25It's a gift from God
00:54:29He's not drinking it
00:54:30Did I mess up his sense of taste or what?
00:54:35What the hell?
00:54:36This guy can actually make booze?
00:54:38I have no idea
00:54:39I mean he is the guy that pulled a gun on us
00:54:41So yeah, maybe
00:54:45I approve whiskey
00:54:52Where are hands?
00:55:06Blue flame
00:55:07That only happens with hyperflicker
00:55:11I want your whiskey
00:55:12All of it
00:55:13Everything that you have
00:55:14Let me taste it
00:55:16Sure
00:55:16But I want the fresh adrenaline syringes first
00:55:22Deal
00:55:26Oh yeah
00:55:28That's it
00:55:29I never thought I'd taste anything like this again
00:55:32Green Tilly
00:55:34Maybe we should talk about what comes next
00:55:42Yeah
00:55:43We should
00:55:45Beat it
00:55:46All three of you
00:55:47And take your cheap garbage with you
00:55:49Arthur
00:55:50Please
00:55:51Just give us
00:55:52Do us a favor
00:55:53Give us a little bit
00:55:54Of adrenaline
00:55:55Please
00:55:55A little bit
00:55:56We'll do anything you want
00:56:00Anything?
00:56:01Yes
00:56:02Anything
00:56:04Okay
00:56:06We'll do anything you want
00:56:09I want you to drink his piss
00:56:10Arthur, don't be a fucking jerk, man
00:56:12We've known each other since school
00:56:14Yeah
00:56:15Yeah, we did
00:56:16And look where that got you
00:56:18Are you serious right now?
00:56:19Queen Tilly, I think it's time to
00:56:21Send them out
00:56:29Don't you fucking touch me
00:56:30Hey
00:56:32This isn't over, Arthur
00:56:34I'll make you pay for it
00:56:35I will, I swear
00:56:36A man who can make liquor like this
00:56:40I need to keep him close
00:56:42Queen Tilly
00:56:43Queen Tilly
00:56:44Now aside from the adrenaline
00:56:45I'd like to start a business in the wasteland
00:56:48With your approval
00:56:51Your whiskey bought you a place here
00:56:55Call me Tilly
00:56:56And whatever business you run
00:56:58I take 80%
00:57:0180?
00:57:02Come on, that's insane
00:57:04Too much?
00:57:06Well
00:57:06There is one way
00:57:08That we can waive it
00:57:10And what might that be?
00:57:16Be
00:57:16My
00:57:17Husband
00:57:25Plenty of toys here
00:57:28Pick one
00:57:30We have time
00:57:31We have time
00:57:32Oh
00:57:40Um
00:57:42You know, maybe I can work with 80%
00:57:44Shut up!
00:57:44I am tired
00:57:47Of the same boring games
00:57:50I want to try
00:57:52Something different
00:57:53I'll be the masochist
00:57:57And you be the sadist
00:58:03No need to run
00:58:06No need to hide
00:58:11Eyes on the zone
00:58:17Compatible spouse detected
00:58:19Rescue required
00:58:21Subject must be claimed as spouse
00:58:24Failure will initiate host death
00:58:26Oh, come on
00:58:38Here
00:58:39Call me on this
00:58:42From now on
00:58:43Your taxes are waived
00:58:44And as long as you remain
00:58:47In Wasteland City
00:58:48No one will mess with you ever again
00:58:51Alright, I'll
00:58:53Contact you the day after tomorrow
00:58:55And arrange delivery of the 50 bars
00:58:58No need
00:58:59I'll come myself
00:59:01With my people
00:59:03I hear that you have three wives
00:59:06I want to meet them
00:59:09See what kind of women
00:59:10Besides me
00:59:13Keep you interested
00:59:18Why do I feel like a male escort
00:59:21New spouse registered
00:59:23Reward issued
00:59:24Anti-radiation serum
00:59:26Motorcycle
00:59:27Anti-radiation serum?
00:59:29And a new motorcycle?
00:59:32Spouse's life signal critical
00:59:33Immediate treatment required
00:59:35The devil in disguise
00:59:41The devil in disguise
00:59:42The devil in disguise
00:59:59Karen, hold on
01:00:18None of you are men
01:00:22Fuck off
01:00:35Karen, stop
01:00:40She's having a full episode
01:00:41She's lost control
01:01:02Karen, stop
01:01:04Karen, stop
01:01:05Karen, stop
01:01:06Karen, get it off
01:01:06Karen
01:01:11I can't hold her much longer
01:01:13Maybe just
01:01:14Give her what she wants
01:01:15What if I could?
01:01:16Look at me
01:01:17I can't get hard like this
01:01:19I can't get hard like this
01:01:41Oh my god
01:01:42Hey
01:01:43Karen
01:01:45She's operating
01:01:47What?
01:01:48What?
01:01:49Karen
01:01:49Karen, no, no
01:01:51Come on
01:01:53Warning
01:01:53Spouse life signal critical
01:01:55If spouse death is confirmed
01:01:57Post-death protocol will initiate
01:02:02Karen, come on
01:02:03Come on
01:02:04Come on, Karen, stay with me
01:02:05Come on, come on
01:02:06Stay with me
01:02:07Come on, Karen
01:02:09Why is this happening?
01:02:10I already gave her the adrenaline
01:02:12Come on
01:02:13Karen, wake up
01:02:16Spouse life status
01:02:18Karen, 0%
01:02:19Post-death in 10 seconds
01:02:23Midbox, midbox
01:02:24Come on, Karen
01:02:25I'm not gonna lose you
01:02:27I'm out of options
01:02:28Please let this work
01:02:30Come on, Karen
01:02:32I'm not gonna lose you
01:02:34Stay with me
01:02:48Come on, Karen
01:02:51Come on, Karen
01:02:53Come on, Karen
01:03:06Are you okay?
01:03:08You're okay.
01:03:09Oh, my God.
01:03:10Oh, my God.
01:03:13Griffin.
01:03:14I'm so sorry.
01:03:15Are you okay?
01:03:17Are you okay?
01:03:18I'm fine.
01:03:19Yeah.
01:03:21I'm okay.
01:03:24You're still with us.
01:03:28Yeah, I'm fine.
01:03:29I'm fine.
01:03:30The burning feeling, it's gone.
01:03:34I'm normal now.
01:03:39So the system serum was designed for her mutation.
01:03:42It actually worked.
01:03:46Prow's affection levels increased.
01:03:48Rewards issued.
01:03:49Formal dresses.
01:03:51Three sets.
01:04:06Let's go get this damn wasteland.
01:04:10Come get your whiskey.
01:04:12Barrel-aged.
01:04:13Free samples.
01:04:15Oh, my God.
01:04:16Where did you get a gun?
01:04:18Free samples?
01:04:19This ain't that bootleg shit, huh?
01:04:22I'm trying to find out.
01:04:23One sample for a person.
01:04:34Hey, Burns.
01:04:36This is everything I have.
01:04:38Is it enough for a bottle?
01:04:39Can I get a half?
01:04:40Actually, since you're my first customers, you each get a bottle.
01:04:45Skid rocks!
01:04:50Go, no.
01:04:51I grabbed him first.
01:04:52Go!
01:04:52I grabbed him first.
01:04:53Go!
01:05:00I earned my place in Wasteland City with this gun.
01:05:05So if you want a taste,
01:05:09line up.
01:05:24What do you got?
01:05:28Used to be Special Forces, Army Ranger.
01:05:31Fought in a nuclear war.
01:05:33Be your bodyguard for a whole year.
01:05:37An ex-Marine?
01:05:39That will prove useful.
01:05:44From now on, you're my personal bodyguard.
01:05:47One bottle a month.
01:05:51Hell, for that, I laid down my life for you.
01:05:56I used to run gangs.
01:06:00I got five under me.
01:06:03We'll all be your bodyguards.
01:06:10That's for you guys.
01:06:13Money salesmen.
01:06:14You know this town better than anyone.
01:06:17Spread out.
01:06:18Find customers.
01:06:19Keep 30% of whatever you trade.
01:06:2230%.
01:06:23You're too generous.
01:06:24Thank you, boss.
01:06:25Thank you, boss.
01:06:26Thank you, boss.
01:06:31Things sure are looking up.
01:06:36I don't need another wife, though.
01:06:38Four wives are enough.
01:06:40Okay, on your feet.
01:06:42Bring me every abled hand you've got.
01:06:44I need manpower for bottling.
01:06:46I don't need more women.
01:06:48Yes, boss.
01:06:51Let's get this party started.
01:07:08First day, and I've already pulled in a mountain of supplies and 20 new men.
01:07:12Not a bad haul.
01:07:21I wonder what Arthur is doing, need I ask.
01:07:25He's obviously thinking of me.
01:07:37Count sun, boss.
01:07:39We're all good.
01:07:43Human civilization continuation progress.
01:07:4747%.
01:07:48So, building a faction increases the civilization progress, boss.
01:08:05I'm out of bullets.
01:08:07The system hasn't handed out new weapons.
01:08:10I need my own forces up and running as soon as possible.
01:08:13Detecting that the host's spouses have entered peak fertility period.
01:08:17Please seize the reproduction window.
01:08:21Babe, we should shower.
01:08:24Together?
01:08:25Arthur.
01:08:27My clothes are feeling a little tight.
01:08:29Maybe you could help me take them off?
01:08:32Hey, me first.
01:08:35Did you forget I almost died?
01:08:45Let's shower together tonight.
01:08:48The four of us.
01:08:50It saves water.
01:09:05Tell your boss to get his ass out here.
01:09:10We represent Queen Tilly.
01:09:15Come on, boys.
01:09:16Payday.
01:09:17We're doing the Queen's work.
01:09:18Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
01:09:19Hey, hey, hey, hey.
01:09:19Come on, boys.
01:09:20Get that money.
01:09:21We're doing the Queen's business.
01:09:22There's more of us than there is them.
01:09:24Come on.
01:09:28Hey, hey, hey, hey.
01:09:29We're good.
01:09:29We're good.
01:09:31What's up?
01:09:32What's going on?
01:09:34These guys are trying to rob us, boss.
01:09:37Business looking pretty good.
01:09:39But have you paid your taxes yet?
01:09:41Taxes?
01:09:42What taxes?
01:09:44No.
01:09:45You want to do business in Wasteland City.
01:09:48You got to pay 80%.
01:09:50Now, didn't you check the rules before you set up this shop?
01:09:53Here.
01:09:55Tilly already waived my taxes.
01:09:57I don't know your thing.
01:09:59How dare you call her by her first name.
01:10:02You must have a death wish, punk.
01:10:08Oh.
01:10:18I'll say it again.
01:10:20The Queen already waived my taxes.
01:10:23So I suggest you get on out of here before I stop playing nice.
01:10:28She's Tilly Jackson.
01:10:30The goddamn queen of this wasteland.
01:10:33Why the hell would she waive taxes for a fake bootlegger like you, huh?
01:10:37First of all, my stuff's real.
01:10:40And second, well, she's interested in more than just my whiskey.
01:10:45How dare you.
01:10:46Mr. Ross, this vermin just insulted the Queen.
01:10:50As her trusted tax collector, you must punish her.
01:10:53That's right.
01:10:54The Queen put me in charge.
01:10:57And I'm going to charge you 90% now.
01:11:00Now, you got 10 minutes to come up with 100 barrels.
01:11:04You fail to do that, I'm shutting down this entire operation.
01:11:16Mr. Ross, you sure you don't want to verify with the Queen first?
01:11:27I'm not going to, I'm not going to take up her precious time.
01:11:31The Queen has employed me for over five years.
01:11:36She takes all the taxes.
01:11:39You know, the only assholes that don't pay their taxes are the dead.
01:11:48Mr. Ross, you see that batch you just smashed?
01:11:52Hmm.
01:11:53Well, it's priceless.
01:11:55I mean, even your sorry life couldn't cover it.
01:11:58Ha, are you threatening us right now?
01:12:00Mr. Ross can bury you alive.
01:12:04Right, right.
01:12:05I got it.
01:12:06Look, I get it.
01:12:08I get it.
01:12:08You're trying to be tough for your ladies over there.
01:12:15The thing is, either you come up with 90% right here, right now,
01:12:23or I'm going to have my horny boys back here fuck up your cheap sluts,
01:12:27and I'm going to make you watch.
01:12:32All right, Wasteland City belongs to Queen Tilly.
01:12:36Anyone that follows this guy doesn't follow her.
01:12:42This piece of shit drank my piss in high school.
01:12:49You really want to follow him?
01:12:51No.
01:12:52So he was pathetic even back then?
01:12:54I think it's ridiculous to think as women cling to that worthless fuck.
01:13:00You're free to choose.
01:13:02But remember this.
01:13:03Anyone who betrays me will never work under me again.
01:13:09All right.
01:13:10You got three seconds to decide.
01:13:13Either you stand with this guy,
01:13:16or you won't survive the Wasteland.
01:13:19Three.
01:13:21Two.
01:13:24One.
01:13:35I guess loyalty still counts in this world.
01:13:40See that?
01:13:41That's the power of Queen Tilly.
01:13:44Doesn't matter how many supplies you have,
01:13:47you're still worthless.
01:13:50Now you got two choices before you.
01:13:53Either you kneel down on that broken glass,
01:13:56and you ask for forgiveness,
01:13:58and then you give a hundred barrels,
01:14:02or option two.
01:14:04You let me screw those three girls.
01:14:09Then maybe I'll accept 80 barrels.
01:14:13That's going to be a bargain for you.
01:14:15You're being quite generous today, Mr. Ross.
01:14:18I know.
01:14:19I haven't even asked him to drink piss.
01:14:22Yet.
01:14:24I don't understand.
01:14:25Why doesn't her husband just shoot him?
01:14:27It'll only make things worse.
01:14:34Tilly Jackson's absolute control over the Wasteland
01:14:37is based on one thing.
01:14:39Loyalty.
01:14:40Her people would die for her.
01:14:43They don't fear death?
01:14:45Nuclear full-out left us with nothing.
01:14:47Only our faith.
01:14:49That's exactly what Tilly gave them.
01:14:51Faith?
01:14:53Belief?
01:14:54Reason to live?
01:14:56Of course they'd die for her.
01:14:58But we have too many critical supplies.
01:15:00There's no way we could evacuate fast.
01:15:03Then what do we do?
01:15:05We have to put our faith in Arthur.
01:15:10And if I had enough bullets,
01:15:12I'd blown these bastards' heads off already.
01:15:14So, you made up your mind, yes?
01:15:17You gonna get down on all fours
01:15:20and beg for forgiveness?
01:15:21Or is it time to send over those babes?
01:15:25Do you even have to ask?
01:15:28Obviously, he's setting the chairs.
01:15:32I'll choose the third option.
01:15:34The third option?
01:15:35Fuck off!
01:15:36You have no right to negotiate.
01:15:38Hey!
01:15:39Oh, oh, oh.
01:15:40Get in here!
01:15:46That's Queen Chewy's beeper.
01:15:48How'd he get that?
01:15:50Tilly, get to my place in five.
01:15:52That's impossible.
01:15:57Tilly, get to my place in five.
01:16:05Missed me already?
01:16:07Sweetheart, I don't think I can deliver your bottles today.
01:16:09See, a few of your boys are giving me a hard time.
01:16:13What?
01:16:14Which idiots have a death wish?
01:16:17I'll be there in ten.
01:16:19Tilly, get to my place in five.
01:16:29Mr. Ross!
01:16:30Kill him!
01:16:31How dare he treat you like this?
01:16:33End him now!
01:16:34I swear you're dead.
01:16:35Dead!
01:16:36I'm gonna fuck each and every one of your bitches right in front of...
01:16:39Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
01:16:40Calm down, Randy.
01:16:41Calm down, calm down.
01:16:42You got riled up!
01:16:44Now, you mean to tell me that you called Queen Chewy on that there toy?
01:16:50Yeah, that's right.
01:16:51I did.
01:16:52I'm her husband.
01:16:59So, you better back off before you regret it.
01:17:02I'm her husband!
01:17:04He said I'm her husband!
01:17:06He's insane!
01:17:07Mr. Ross is scared out of his eyes!
01:17:10So hard in years!
01:17:13Now, I've seen some fakes, but you really are something else.
01:17:29Oh, now you can't whine until your little wittle toy.
01:17:34Oh, sad face.
01:17:37Now, I hate to break the news to you, but I don't care about these skanky whores anymore.
01:17:45No.
01:17:46I've decided, boys, I'm gonna take everything he has.
01:17:53I've decided, boys, that I'm gonna take everything he has.
01:17:58Trash the place!
01:18:00Take everything you see, and if you find any booze, that's mine.
01:18:03And when you're done, burn this place down!
01:18:06Go!
01:18:17Queen Chewy, we're almost there.
01:18:20Most feet ahead!
01:18:29Mr. Ross, take a break.
01:18:32Save some energy for later.
01:18:34You got three women waiting for you.
01:18:36Well, I couldn't have done it without you.
01:18:38Cheers.
01:18:43Now, why don't you pick out one of those lovelies?
01:18:46Leave the other two for me, all right?
01:18:48Thank you, Mr. Ross.
01:18:52Hey, you.
01:18:53Get over here and get poorer.
01:18:57Boss, I don't think we can hold them off much longer.
01:18:59Cover the girls.
01:19:00I'll buy us nine.
01:19:01Cut it!
01:19:04Fuck yeah!
01:19:22Are you out of your minds?
01:19:31what's going on here queen tilly you're just in time we just caught this guy he's a guilty of
01:19:37tax evasion and he resisted arrest i was just about to deal with him like jack this bastard
01:19:44was trading without paying the tax he's undermining your authority
01:19:52oh you're quite the popular man and you're quite late it's not very nice of you
01:19:58hey just shut your mouth yeah you don't don't speak to the queen that way
01:20:04who broke these oh we we did that's right we saved you the trouble you didn't want that that bootleg
01:20:13stuff it's crap that's right hey this idiot even said that you're his wife his wife
01:20:20queen tilly that's an insult to your status i don't even know how someone like you could possibly
01:20:25do you have a problem with my taste in men no no no that's not that's not what i meant
01:20:35wait wait a
01:20:36you you mean a you and he actually oh queen queen tilly he he's just trash uh literally a scavenger
01:20:53he is my husband what
01:20:58those bottles were made for me by him what
01:21:19i didn't realize that this whiskey belonged to your husband it was him
01:21:26he made us do it he set us up come on don't bullshit me buddy everybody here saw you smash
01:21:32those bottles
01:21:33why would i tell you to smash my own booze
01:21:36who broke my bottles do i have to kill one of you fuckers so somebody speaks
01:21:47queen tilly i i don't know anything about this i i didn't know
01:21:51raymond he he gave me an order to do it i i uh i shouldn't have listened to him son
01:21:56of a
01:21:56bitch all right please save me i'll be your slave for the rest of my life
01:22:00that's ask the queen to have mercy on me i'm sorry about earlier if you want i'll kill raymond for
01:22:07you what horace throw them out left
01:22:15cut off one hand each exile them and if they come back kill them on sight
01:22:23no no no no no you don't understand no no no no no no get up
01:22:34we need to talk come on
01:22:54arthur i don't share my men with other women so what do you plan to do about these three
01:23:12i can't make that choice
01:23:17you want all of them back off
01:23:20why are you targeting my husband exactly we don't care who you are we've been with arthur
01:23:27longer we're not afraid of you mess with us and arthur will never forgive you right honey
01:23:33i'd rather face bullets than four wives
01:23:56what the hell how do they have guns
01:24:02what the hell how do they have guns
01:24:03rise motherfucker come on arthur i know you're in there
01:24:06you didn't expect this did you we got plenty of guns now found them in an abandoned military base
01:24:12that's where you got your rifle too right
01:24:18honey take out your gun too look i'm out of bullets
01:24:21i'm guessing they got plenty of ammo on their side
01:24:24damn it i knew i should have brought more people
01:24:28we just wiped out the queen's manor and found a ton of good
01:24:31shit we're pumped up on that sweet sweet adrenaline
01:24:35i feel amazing
01:24:42they wiped out my whole game look i'm gonna make them pay for it
01:24:47get to the basement now no arthur what about you
01:24:52look it's me that they're after i'll draw them away arthur you can't outrun bullets yes just hide in
01:24:58the basement with us if they can't find us they'll just leave if they set the house on fire none
01:25:03of
01:25:03us are gonna make it out alive the best chance is for me to distract them find my chance and
01:25:08escape
01:25:08the wasteland come on arthur come out i know you're in there bring your dishes with you remember that
01:25:14souvenir you left for us when we've come to return the favor you're surrounded so get out here prepare
01:25:21to die you piece of shit come on
01:25:38come on keep fighting i will die for my lives i can do this all day i can strike your
01:25:46whole house if i
01:25:47feel like it get to the basement now no if we go we go together yes if you die we
01:25:59die with you yes
01:26:00i'd rather die right now than let those bastards lay a finger on me
01:26:13okay but we're covering tilly tilly get to the basement there are plenty of supplies down there
01:26:19that'll last you for a while my people were slaughtered i'm a fallen queen now why would
01:26:26you still want to help me as the queen it's my duty to protect you sweetheart
01:26:39well darling
01:26:42i don't want to live in a world without you
01:26:46we're in this together
01:26:53okay
01:27:23let's reload and blow straight to hell
01:27:27okay okay okay you got me i surrender stop shooting
01:27:33get your ass out here bring your bitches and your supplies fine but guns down first
01:27:42if you shoot me dead i can't tell you where the supplies are hidden all right
01:27:47you come out nice and slow no funny business
01:28:03surprise mother fucker oh
01:28:06surprise mother fucker oh
01:28:24my wives gave me a reason to live my wives gave me a reason to live so i live to
01:28:29protect them
01:28:31you should have you
01:28:32that's my wife
01:28:32you should be afraid
01:28:35baby baby here you go
01:28:39darling don't forget you're sleeping with me tonight and don't wander into the wrong room
01:28:45like last time honey why don't we all shower together tonight all right ladies we'll get
01:28:52some rest i have a city to run your majesty detecting children human civilization progress
01:29:0160 this is the start of my empire you ain't seen nothing yet
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