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01:00We use over 300 tons of ice to create the hotel, and guests are surprised to know how much snow.
01:07Over 10,000 tons.
01:09Wow, that's a lot.
01:10Luckily, Norway has plenty of snow and ice.
01:15These blocks were created by carefully smoothing the ice on our river as it freezes, then harvesting it for storage
01:25in a nearby cave.
01:28Everything we see melts in summer.
01:31And we have different artists and artisans help us build again each year, so every stay is truly once in
01:38a lifetime.
01:39And here we have your room.
01:45The Koi Suite.
01:51Wow.
01:53Oh, it's frisk.
01:55Our guest's suites are slightly warmer than the rest of the hotel.
01:59About three degrees below zero.
02:01Not too, too cold.
02:04It's quite invigorating when you're used to it.
02:08As we say, you will feel some plummen i egg, like a yoke in an egg.
02:14Okay, that's adorable.
02:15Some plummen i eggen?
02:18That's very good.
02:20These fish were hand-carved by famous Norwegian ice sculptor Anna Szegestad Ryd.
02:26He won the Boreal Forest Prize at the Harbin Ice Sculpting Competition last year.
02:30Beautiful. Isn't that beautiful?
02:31The bed is made of ice?
02:33Yes, isn't that charming?
02:34And I highly recommend trying our complimentary house brandy.
02:38The bed is made of ice.
02:39It is distilled locally from ice wine, and I assure you it is quite special.
02:44Ice.
02:45Helen.
02:46We are sleeping on an ice bed.
02:48I could have saved that hundred grand and frozen my eggs right here, jokes and all.
02:52Now, one more thing.
02:53Your bathrooms are around the corner, in the hall to your left, and if you keep going in
02:58that direction, you get to our hot tub deck, which is always open.
03:02As I'm sure you've noticed, the sky is quite wonderful this time of year.
03:06Anything else you need, please do not hesitate to let me know.
03:10Thank you, Bjorn.
03:12Oh, thank you very much.
03:14I hope you both have an enjoyable stay.
03:16Good night.
03:18Excellent.
03:19Good night to you also.
03:20Okay.
03:29This is amazing.
03:31How did I not realize that the bed would be made of ice?
03:36We just flew 16 hours to get frozen like Walt Disney.
03:39Walt Disney wasn't frozen.
03:40That's a myth.
03:41And look at this place.
03:43It was worth the trip.
03:45I mean, do we absolutely have to go every wacky place Rick Steves recommends?
03:49I mean, would it be so bad to stay somewhere that's not an experience, but just a really
03:55nice hotel?
03:56Canopy book?
03:58Doesn't it feel kind of nice?
04:01My skin feels so awake.
04:04Oh my God, seriously?
04:08Who knew?
04:09Hell is in Norway.
04:10Oh, come on.
04:11This is completely your bag.
04:12You love feeling bad.
04:19What are you doing over there?
04:20Looking for your cell phone.
04:22Val should have numbers by now.
04:23Oh, I already talked about the airport.
04:25Come over here.
04:26Get under these blankets.
04:27There's something.
04:27You talked about?
04:29What did she say?
04:34It's on the list.
04:36Congratulations.
04:38Good.
04:39Great.
04:40Yeah.
04:40Now come over here.
04:41Have some brandy.
04:42It's so good.
04:44Where on the list?
04:45Oh, God.
04:46Stop it.
04:46It's a bestseller.
04:48I know.
04:48I'm just curious where.
04:50Top 20.
04:52Top 20?
04:53Yeah.
04:54But like closer to 11 or closer to 20?
04:57You're impossible.
04:59You're the most impossible bestselling author I know.
05:03Come over here.
05:04Why?
05:05Just come here.
05:07Look at this.
05:10That is amazing.
05:15Oh, God.
05:16I always wanted to see it.
05:17One time in Canada I came close, but this is so much better than I ever imagined.
05:25Kind of looks like a screensaver.
05:26Oh, yeah.
05:26Stop.
05:27Stop.
05:27Stop.
05:28Sit.
05:31Here you go.
05:33There.
05:34Isn't that warmer?
05:35Warmer than what?
05:39You can almost hear it, can't you?
05:44Oh, it's turning purple.
05:49Look at that.
05:54Guess what?
05:56Sitting on a block of ice makes you feel like you have to pee.
05:59Okay.
06:00So pee.
06:01Yeah, but is the toilet going to be made out of ice?
06:03What if I stick to it?
06:04Here, don't pee, but shh.
06:09Well, I do, like, but you're supposed to be amazing.
06:36Ha, ah, ah, ah, ah
07:06Uh, this is your captain speaking. Fingers crossed, hopefully we've seen the last of that rough air. Should be smooth
07:13sailing for a while. So we're gonna go ahead and turn off that fasten seatbelt sign.
07:19Feel free to move about the cabin, Carol.
07:48May we get you anything? Nope. Uh, who's flying today?
07:53Carol. On the flight deck is Captain John McConnell, and also First Officer Tom Deegan. These individuals have a combined
08:0151,619 hours of flight time.
08:04And between the two of them, they've piloted every variant of this capable and trustworthy Airbus A330 aircraft. You're in
08:11good hands.
08:14That's weirder than the gal from TGI Fridays. You doing this because she freaked me out?
08:18Uh, that's an affirmative, Carol.
08:20Please stop that.
08:22It's much more spacious up in first class. Sure you wanna be more comfortable there? It has live-flat seats.
08:28You could get some rest.
08:29I'm fine when I'm out.
08:54Back in Spain, that was all the English speakers, right?
08:57Anyone with conversational ability, yes.
09:00Tell me about the non-English speakers.
09:01Certainly. What would you like to know?
09:03Anything. Everything.
09:05Well, let's see. There's Bora Kolak, a 60-year-old candy vendor in Istanbul. He speaks Turkish in Los Cats.
09:13In Bali, there's Ida Udui, 23, speaks Indonesian Balinese. She's a contortionist and a dancer. Performs the barong, the lagong,
09:22jibog. It's all quite exquisite.
09:24I'm sure. Keep going.
09:25Uh, Sidona Meles in Sardinia is a fisherman. Or he was, but he's 89 and retired. There's Mary Cook Siacintola,
09:33lives in Masaru Lesotho.
09:35What, what does she do?
09:36Her family raises Basura Ponius, but she's only eight years old. She hasn't decided on the profession.
09:42Next.
09:44Abdul Karim Al-Shari lives in Aden, Yemen. He's a 37-year-old muezzin.
09:49Muezzin, that's a, that... What is that?
09:52He sings a cult of prayer. He has a powerful tenor voice. He also loves cats.
09:59Okay. But are there any medical doctors, any, any scientists or an expert of some kind?
10:07Oh, yes. According to Time Out Magazine, Takeoki Tanaka Nosaka makes the best Udo noodles in the entire Keihanshin in
10:14Mexico.
10:14That's not what I meant. Nope.
10:17Alright, that makes, what, um, six. So, you didn't say anything about the guy from, uh, where was it? Uh,
10:27Paraguay. What about him?
10:28Uh, his name is Manuso Zoviedo. We weren't aware of him for the first 33 hours. He manages a self
10:34-storage facility in Asuncion. So far, he hasn't really communicated with us.
10:42Ha. I want to talk to him. He only speaks Spanish. And a bit of Guarani. Do you want us
10:48to translate for you?
10:49No. I'll manage. First thing, once I get home. We could try him right now, if you like.
11:14He's been a bit reluctant to get in contact.
11:33Try it again.
11:54Uh, hola, senor? Ma'amu?
11:58I think... I think we got, uh, cut off or something. Try him again.
12:22Hello, I'm Carol Sturka. Uh, I'm from the United States.
12:29It's...
12:35Get him back.
12:39Get him back.
13:01We're sorry, Carol. We don't think it was personal.
13:04No.
13:05No.
13:07Let's go.
13:37Hi, Carol.
13:39Really, please let us know if there's...
13:42Carol, one second.
13:46We have something for you.
13:54We gathered all the mail that was in transit for you.
14:00We think you're really gonna like what's in the box.
14:12Anything else we can do for you, just let us know.
14:16Hello?
14:26Hello?
14:39Hello?
14:48Hello?
14:56Hello?
15:03Hello?
15:06Hello?
15:06Hello?
15:21Hello?
15:27Hello?
15:29Hello?
15:54Hi, Carol.
15:55What can we do for you?
15:56What exactly do you know about what's in this box in my mail?
15:59Helen ordered it for you.
16:01You'd been so stressed out on the tour.
16:04You tried one in the Atlanta airport,
16:07but you said it was too expensive,
16:08so Helen bought one online.
16:11Did she?
16:12She thought it would make a nice gift to celebrate the end of the tour.
16:16A homecoming present.
16:21Carol?
16:25Okay, here's what's gonna happen.
16:28You're gonna forget everything you know about Helen.
16:30Every memory, every thought she ever had.
16:33Get her out of your head.
16:35Heads.
16:36Carol, we apologize.
16:38Never mention her again.
16:39Never think about her again.
16:41Only I get to remember her.
16:43You got that?
16:43Only me.
17:00I mean, how come your name was a big dummy?
17:03Well, there were already three other people in town.
17:08But that's beside the point.
17:10One day, I got up the courage to go up to mean old lady Hickenlooper
17:14and ask her why she always frowned.
17:16Well, she had been born with no smiling muscles.
17:22I pointed out that a frown is just a smile turned upside down.
17:28So from then on, whenever I'd go by, she'd stand on her head and wave.
18:00What the hell?
18:01Okay.
18:39Good morning, Carol.
18:41What's with the food?
18:42It's the exact meal you had at that B&B you stayed at in Provincetown.
18:472012?
18:49Remember, you were there to see the indigo girls.
18:51You were very complimentary of the chef that morning.
18:54It really stuck with her.
18:55The sorghum flour and the pancakes...
18:58So you took it upon yourself to make me breakfast?
19:00Well, we knew your fridge was pretty bare.
19:03You've only got tonic water, half a carton of oat milk, a jar of green olives, a jar of black
19:08olives, a jar of red olives...
19:10I told you Helen was off-limits.
19:12Yes, of course, Carol.
19:13So, how the...
19:15How do you know what is in my fridge?
19:18Teresa from Mary Maids.
19:20You had them clean up just before you got home from the book tour.
19:24Is the food not to your liking?
19:26Would you like us to make you something else instead?
19:28Nope.
19:32I want you to leave me alone.
19:53Shows what you know, fuckers.
19:54It's three quarters of a carton.
19:56I don't know.
20:34What the fuck?
21:05What happened to my sprouts?
21:07Are you the Grinch who steals supermarkets?
21:09So sorry.
21:10We're consolidating resources to centralize useful items for distribution.
21:15Food, medicine, anything helpful from stores or businesses or what used to be private homes.
21:20It's just more efficient.
21:23Fine. Fine. I get it.
21:26Is there something specific you need? We can deliver to you anytime, anywhere.
21:30I am not going to call you every time I need something. I don't want you waiting on me.
21:36I am a very independent person, okay?
21:39I always have been. I fend for myself.
21:43I just want my sprouts back.
21:45Absolutely. Will do.
21:48Okay. Great.
21:53So, what? Um...
21:56Can we say Friday? Maybe?
21:59I just need a rough estimate of when I should come back.
22:03We'll be there. We'll be there in a moment.
22:32We'll be there in a moment.
22:33We'll be there in a moment.
22:48So, what do you orderly uses the first train in the second train?
22:52We're ready to run to a certain train.
22:52This is rotating, right?
22:54We're ready to hop.
23:00This is what you did to work for us.
23:01This is working to scale as we went into a building.
23:01It's probably not there.
23:01This happens.
23:02Let's go.
23:32Let's go.
24:02May we sneak past you here?
24:04Let's go.
24:05Let's go.
24:35Let's go.
25:15All set, Carol.
25:16Call us if there's...
25:17If there's something you want that's not here, we'll get it to you too, sweet.
25:19Let's go.
25:21Let's go.
25:23Let's go.
25:25Let's go.
25:29Let's go.
25:30Let's go.
25:30Let's go.
25:31Let's go.
25:34Let's go.
25:37Let's go.
25:45Let's go.
25:46Let's go.
25:47Let's go.
25:49Let's go.
26:00Let's go.
26:05Let's go.
26:08Let's go.
26:22Let's go.
26:26Let's go.
26:26Let's go.
26:26Let's go.
26:27Let's go.
26:28Let's go.
26:50Let's go.
26:51Let's go.
26:59Let's go.
27:00Let's go.
27:04Let's go.
27:06Are you kidding me?
27:23Hello, Carol. So sorry to startle you. We didn't mean to do that.
27:28Why are you turning off the lights?
27:29Yes, we know. It was a mistake. We had a little problem isolating your branch circuit. But they're back on
27:35now, right?
27:36The lights at the house? Yes. Why are you turning them off everywhere else?
27:40For conservation. Just the ones that aren't necessary, which are, well, most of them.
27:46What, lights aren't necessary for you guys? You just see in the dark?
27:48Oh, no. Not at all. It's just that there's no crime to prevent. And we're not working at night.
27:54Except for essential operations. Water treatment, hospitals, things like that.
27:58Right. So it's more of your efficiency.
28:00Yes. You donated twice to the Sierra Club, so we felt you'd understand.
28:04If you'd like, we'd be happy to restore the rest of the lights.
28:08No. Screw it. Leave them off. Who gives a shit?
28:10Carol, is there anything we could do to cheer you up?
28:13Cheer me up? Why? I'm fine. I'm so happy.
28:19There is nothing wrong with me that a fucking hand grenade wouldn't fix. You got one of those?
28:22Because I think that would be the perfect topper for the greatest week in human history.
28:31Sorry.
28:48Fuck it.
28:49It's okay.
28:50Maybe.
29:01It's okay.
29:04It's been fun.
29:26it must have just been the excitement of a moment but they said the only way to prevent
29:31the eruption was for me to crawl through their legs up the volcano while they gave me my birthday
29:36wax well and you're not gonna believe this
30:18yeah hi sorry it took so long
30:23a hand grenade yes we thought you were probably being sarcastic but we didn't want to take the
30:29chance were you being sarcastic right of course you were do you want us to take you know what
30:43we just gonna we'll get rid of it feel better Carol hey do you maniacs drink it's okay you can
31:02bring
31:03the hand grenade does the whole world get drunk when you drink like does some six-year-old in
31:24sri lanka slur his words when you knock one back no it doesn't work like that
31:30how do you say cheers in sanskrit shuba must do roughly it means may everyone be blessed
31:38well then shu shu shupy shup shup
31:50you know the word vodka is a diminutive of voda meaning water
31:54very similar to the latin aqua wittai literally water of life that becomes the scandinavian aquavit
32:02although the drinks are very different fun fact whiskey has the same root meaning in scott's
32:09gaelic from wishka baja you don't say
32:16what gives this particular brand its distinctive smoothness
32:19it's distilled from both potato and corn it is slightly alkaline do you taste that
32:27lower shelf alcohol tends to be acidic the chief distiller learned the process from his grandfather
32:32and now you learned it by stealing it out of his brain
32:41how long do i have left before you turn me into a worker bee
32:47it's it's a hard thing to predict scientific advances tend to ebb and flow
32:51that's not an answer how long
32:56we're working around the clock it could be as soon as a couple weeks
32:59or it could take months or longer
33:04that's quite the range for someone who knows everything that there is to know
33:12regardless sooner or later i'm fucked
33:16sorry carol we have a biological imperative
33:20you people make no goddamn sense do you know that
33:24we want to make you happy you say your life is your own you say
33:30an agency i've got all this agency but i mean i guess i have agency just until i don't
33:43carol if you were walking by a lake and you saw somebody drowning would you throw him a life preserver
33:49of course you would you wouldn't think you wouldn't wait you wouldn't try to get consensus on it
33:55you just throw it
33:59so now i'm drowning
34:03you just don't know it
34:07well uh you people are brainwashed is what you are
34:12i mean what could possibly be so great about this mind meld of yours
34:18actually let me guess it's uh it's all beautiful scenery
34:24and you feel nothing but contentment
34:26just wave after wave of bliss and peace and everything is perfect
34:33it's it's like living inside a postcard
34:36every second of every day
34:38basically it's every rick steve special ever
34:41right that kind of bullshit
34:43like you're you're uh taking a hike in the woods
34:46and there's a warm rain and the trees are so tall you can't even see the tops
34:52or you're having coffee on the canals in amsterdam and it's like you're in a coffee commercial
34:58or you're taking a walk at sunset on the most flawless beach in croatia
35:04or you're in norway above the arctic circle
35:10and the hotel made of ice
35:14under a pile of furs
35:27i told you that helen was off limits
35:43you are a bunch of mind fuckers
35:58wow you got this thing really jammed in there don't you
36:03please be careful with that
36:04right link you would give me a real hand grenade
36:10carol if we may
36:13so
36:22you
36:23oh
36:24you
36:47You gave me...
36:58Oh, sh...
36:59Oh, sh... shit. Fuck.
37:03Uh...
37:04Oh, fuck.
37:12Shit.
37:14Okay, I'm gonna go get some help, okay?
37:17It's okay, Carol.
37:19Elvis, come on.
37:24Uh...
37:26Uh...
37:31Uh...
37:33What?
38:12May we join you?
38:20We're happy to say,
38:22Zojia's doing much better.
38:23There was some blood loss,
38:25but no real nerve damage.
38:26She did get a pretty severe concussion
38:28that we're going to want to keep an eye on.
38:31She's resting now.
38:34Can we get you a fresh change of clothes?
38:40Carol,
38:41your quick thinking really saved the day.
38:47Why would you give me a hand grenade?
38:51You asked for one.
38:53Why not give me a fake one?
38:56Oh,
38:58sorry if we got that wrong,
39:00Carol.
39:04If I asked right now,
39:05would you give me another hand grenade?
39:08Yes.
39:10Even after last night,
39:11you would give me another?
39:12Oh, sure.
39:17Okay, what about a bazooka?
39:19And the thing a bazooka shoots a rocket or whatever?
39:23Yes.
39:25All right.
39:28All right.
39:30What about,
39:32I don't know,
39:34a tank?
39:36Mm-hmm.
39:40What about
39:42an atom bomb?
39:47Why would you want one?
39:49To blow shit up?
39:50For kicks?
39:51I mean, does it matter?
39:52You gave me a grenade,
39:54for fuck's sake.
40:02It'd be okay to say no,
40:04at this point.
40:05That would be sane.
40:07Not utterly
40:08batshit crazy.
40:12If you
40:13truly
40:14wanted a nuclear weapon,
40:17we would
40:18weigh the pros and cons
40:21with you.
40:21We would explain that it would be
40:23very destructive
40:24yes
40:25or no.
40:29Ultimately,
40:31yes.
40:34Wouldn't necessarily feel good about it,
40:37but
40:38we would move heaven and earth
40:39to make you happy,
40:41Carol.
40:45Would you
40:47like an atom bomb?
40:51I'm gonna have to get back to you on that.
40:56Okay.
40:58Okay.
40:59Oh,
41:00would you like a cup of coffee?
41:03One sugar with oat milk,
41:04right?
41:05And maybe a pinch or...
41:06You can go.
41:12Okay.
41:27All right.
41:33Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
41:44The glass will show
41:47Think how the beauty's fair
41:51The day will how
41:55Thou precious minutes waste
41:59These vacant leaves
42:03Thy mind's imprint will bear
42:06And how this boo-hoo
42:11This clowny may still taste
42:30I'm kings
42:32I'm kings
42:35on my way I need
42:39you
42:39Yes, I'm over here.
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