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00:21:00What the heck?
00:21:11Dave! Oh, my God! Something horrible's happened! Somebody's been killed!
00:21:14Wait a second, Debbie. What happened?
00:21:16You've got to help us. We've got to do something. There are two people dead.
00:21:19Who, Debbie? Who's dead?
00:21:19Joe Lombardo. He's dead.
00:21:21And some old man, too.
00:21:22Wait a second, guys. Are you sure about this?
00:21:24Yes, they were hanging there, wrapped up in these cotton candy things, these cocoons.
00:21:30Cocoons?
00:21:30Yes, cocoons.
00:21:31You know, cocoons.
00:21:33All right, all right, everybody. Calm down.
00:21:35Look, Debbie, come inside and explain this to me.
00:21:37I'd like to help you, but before I can, I've got to understand what's going on here myself.
00:21:57Okay, well, I'll just go to the drugstore, okay? And then we'll go on.
00:22:19All right, sit down.
00:22:23Let's start from the beginning, all right?
00:22:25Okay. Okay. We were up at the top of the world, and we saw this shooting star, and we decided
00:22:31to go look for it.
00:22:33But instead of finding the shooting star, we saw this circus tent.
00:22:36And that's when we went inside, and that is when we saw those people in those pink cotton candy cocoons.
00:22:42Dave, it was not a circus tent. It was something else.
00:22:45What? What?
00:22:46It was a spaceship, and there was these things, these killer clowns, and they shot popcorn at us. We barely
00:22:52got away.
00:22:56Killer clowns from outer space. Holy shit.
00:23:01Dave, we are telling you the truth. You've got to believe us.
00:23:04Let me tell you something, honey. I was just over there. There's nothing going on.
00:23:09Excuse me, please, but we're talking to Dave.
00:23:11Yeah, just hold on a second, Mooney. They say some people are dead. Let's hear them out.
00:23:15Right, Dave. Okay. Clowns, cotton candy, flying popcorn.
00:23:22Go ahead. Better make fools out of the police department.
00:23:25I told you I was just over there. Who are you going to believe, me or this little tramp?
00:23:29Now, come on, Mooney. I'm handling this, all right?
00:23:36All right, all right, Debbie. Who's your friend?
00:23:40Mike, we go to school together.
00:23:41You two were up at the top of the world together?
00:23:45Yeah.
00:23:47I know you, you little fart.
00:23:50You hang out with the Terenzi brothers.
00:23:54Clowns. I get it.
00:23:56Another one of their stupid stunts to sell ice cream from that goddamn truck those hoodlums run around in.
00:24:01Well, now I really believe this.
00:24:03Well, you better go now, Dave.
00:24:05Before the clowns take over, huh?
00:24:08And when you get back from saving the world, I want a full written report so I can give it
00:24:11to the chief when he gets back on Monday.
00:24:16Look, everything happened just the way we said.
00:24:18We are telling you the truth.
00:24:20All right, all right.
00:24:21You two come with me.
00:24:23Come on.
00:24:24Hurry up, Dave.
00:24:25Get out and get away.
00:24:28Go ahead, Dave.
00:24:30Make a dummy out of yourself.
00:24:33But you're not going to make a dummy out of me.
00:24:38You, in the back.
00:25:26You, in the back.
00:25:54Oh, my God.
00:25:59Oh!
00:26:00Yes!
00:26:10Excuse me.
00:26:11Oh, my.
00:26:13May I help you?
00:26:22Oh, no.
00:26:37Oh, no.
00:26:44Oh, no.
00:26:45Oh, no.
00:26:46Oh, no.
00:26:47Oh, no.
00:26:47Oh, no.
00:26:50Oh, no.
00:26:51Oh, no.
00:26:51Oh, no.
00:26:51All right, we're going up there to check this out.
00:26:53I guess I'm taking you home, baby.
00:26:55No way.
00:26:56I'm going back up there with you.
00:26:58You can't tell me what to do.
00:26:59Debbie, just listen to me, would you?
00:27:01I don't have to listen to you.
00:27:03You are not my boyfriend anymore, all right?
00:27:05Yeah, that's right.
00:27:06Boyfriend.
00:27:06I'm not your boyfriend anymore.
00:27:08It doesn't change the way I feel about you, old Debbie.
00:27:11Dave, please.
00:27:13Don't do this to me.
00:27:15All right, Debbie, you got a choice.
00:27:17Well, either go home or I'm going to take you back to the station
00:27:19and lock you up for safekeeping.
00:27:20How's that?
00:27:22Oh.
00:27:25Pizza.
00:27:27Oh.
00:27:29Pizza.
00:27:33All right.
00:27:50The moon?
00:27:51Oh, shit.
00:27:57Is this for you?
00:27:59Oh.
00:28:09Look, Debbie.
00:28:11May I please speak to Mike outside?
00:28:15Sure.
00:28:28You know, boy, this is great.
00:28:30This is just great.
00:28:33You're probably gonna take me up on top of the hill and shoot me.
00:28:36Look, don't worry about Dane.
00:28:38It's those clowns you gotta worry about.
00:28:42Listen, as soon as you guys leave here, I'm gonna follow you guys up there.
00:28:45You're gonna follow us up there?
00:28:47Debbie, I don't even wanna go up there.
00:28:49Listen, you stay inside the house and keep the door locked.
00:28:52I'll be back here in a little bit to check on you.
00:28:55Okay?
00:28:57Huh?
00:28:58You better.
00:29:09It's good timing.
00:29:26Wait.
00:29:30Dang.
00:29:46Let's go!
00:30:17Wait a minute.
00:30:19Where is it?
00:30:21Yeah, that's what I'd like to know, pal.
00:30:23It was right there where that hole is.
00:30:24So you're saying that hole is where the tent was?
00:30:26The tent made that hole, is that what you're telling me?
00:30:27Yes, it was there.
00:30:29Look, we saw it.
00:30:30That's a fact.
00:30:30I'll tell you what the facts are, mister.
00:30:32You said people are being killed.
00:30:33Now, where are the bodies?
00:30:35I don't know.
00:30:35I saw Joe Lombardo dead.
00:30:37I can only tell you what I think I saw.
00:30:38Oh, so now you just think you saw.
00:30:40No, I know what I saw.
00:30:41I just can't prove it.
00:30:42My proof is gone.
00:30:43Yeah, right.
00:30:43Turn around, pal.
00:30:46Mooney was right, huh?
00:30:47Got nothing better to do but cause problems.
00:30:49Well, you're not going to get away with it this time.
00:30:50Get away with what?
00:30:51Debbie saw it too.
00:30:53Yes, she did, didn't she?
00:30:55Ow, come on.
00:31:00Hey, Eddie, is that a new bike you got?
00:31:02What's happening, Spike?
00:31:08Where's that girl?
00:31:10Where's that girl?
00:31:12Cool.
00:31:13Oh, big bad Jojo coming into town.
00:31:21Watch this, baby.
00:31:23Is that bike too big for you?
00:31:24Hey, Claddy!
00:31:29Mean bike you got there.
00:31:30Yeah.
00:31:33Can I take a ride, pal?
00:31:37What?
00:31:37Oh, come on.
00:31:38Take a ride.
00:31:40Can I beep the horn?
00:31:43Oh, thank you.
00:31:52Should have let the man ride his bike.
00:32:00I'm sorry.
00:32:01I seem to have broken your bike.
00:32:09Where'd it go?
00:32:24What are you going to do?
00:32:26Knock my block off?
00:32:30Damn.
00:32:34Get out of here.
00:32:36Get out of here.
00:32:38Get out of here.
00:32:47Here's some more ketchup for your french fries.
00:32:50Here's some more ketchup.
00:32:51I want you to sit still and eat your hamburger.
00:32:54You know, this isn't as much fun as it used to be.
00:32:57It is if you're the winners.
00:33:08And you want in here.
00:33:09All right.
00:34:00Back here, young lady.
00:34:01You're not going anywhere till you finish your food.
00:34:24What's going on?
00:34:54You're not going anywhere till you finish your food.
00:35:24You're not going anywhere till you finish your food.
00:35:55You're not going anywhere till you finish your food.
00:36:10All right, get out.
00:36:15Turn around.
00:36:17What are you doing, man?
00:36:18You're not gonna hit me, are you?
00:36:19Look, just turn around, pal, all right?
00:36:21Look, I'm sorry about Debbie, man.
00:36:22I didn't know she was...
00:36:23Just drop it, Mike.
00:36:23I didn't know she was...
00:36:23Just drop it, Mike.
00:36:29Check this out.
00:36:32That's the stuff.
00:36:33That's the stuff that I was telling you about
00:36:34that was all wrapped around Joe Lombardo.
00:36:36Where'd you get that?
00:36:38Over in that Jeep over there.
00:36:40That's McReed's Jeep.
00:36:41Who's McReed? Bob McReed?
00:36:43He was up here tonight with me and Debbie.
00:36:45Those are his glasses.
00:36:47They got him. He's dead.
00:37:02He's dead.
00:37:04Crescent Cove, police station, Mooney speaking.
00:37:07Wait a minute.
00:37:08Calm down. I can't understand you.
00:37:10Clowns!
00:37:11Clowns! Clowns!
00:37:14Clowns, huh?
00:37:16And now they're at your front door, huh?
00:37:18They're at my front door right now.
00:37:20Wait a minute. Who is this?
00:37:21Would you just get over here?
00:37:25Stupid kids and the pranks.
00:37:31Rich little bastards.
00:37:34And shoot them all.
00:37:37Daddy sends them to fancy schools.
00:37:41So the police department can babysit the little pricks.
00:37:53Police station, Mooney speaking.
00:37:55Yeah.
00:37:59I think I have a bit of a problem here.
00:38:08Just a minute.
00:38:10This is not you too, Mr. Myers.
00:38:14Police station, Mooney here.
00:38:15What?
00:38:18Oh, they took your wife away in a balloon?
00:38:21Well, you don't need a police, pal, you need a psychiatrist.
00:38:26Mr. Myers?
00:38:30Did the Renze brothers have the whole town in on this?
00:38:36What the hell with them all?
00:38:42If they want to play games, they're messing with the wrong guy.
00:38:58Jesus!
00:38:59Oh, no! Oh, no! Come on, Joe! Get going!
00:39:09God!
00:39:09Oh, no!
00:39:19No!
00:39:21No!
00:39:22Oh, no!
00:39:25Oh, no!
00:39:53Oh, no!
00:39:53Oh, no!oo
00:39:55Oh!
00:39:56.
00:41:58I'll call the state police up in Marlboro.
00:42:00They've got a lab.
00:42:01Maybe somebody up there can tell us what this stuff is.
00:42:03It's not cotton candy, that's for sure.
00:42:06Yes, finally.
00:42:07That's what I've been telling you.
00:42:10Look, I'm sorry I was a little tough on you back there.
00:42:14It's been a hard night.
00:42:18Having Debbie involved just makes it a lot more difficult.
00:42:21What can I say?
00:42:22I didn't know she...
00:42:22Hey, it's got nothing to do with you, really.
00:42:24It's me.
00:42:26It's obvious she goes for last, not stability.
00:42:59Oh, my God.
00:43:02Oh, my God.
00:43:21Oh, my God.
00:43:27Oh, my God.
00:43:30Oh, my God.
00:43:36Look, you can just drop me off over here. I'll take the bus home.
00:43:38No way. Remember, you're the one who's seen these things.
00:43:43Look, a cloud right there!
00:43:49There he is, I told you. You get out there and shoot him.
00:43:51Get him, Dave! Kill him!
00:43:53Just hang on, calm down. Let me check this out.
00:44:12Holy shit!
00:44:14I can't believe it.
00:44:21Dave, run him down! Mike? Mike?
00:44:30What are you doing, buddy?
00:44:31You could have gotten both of us killed.
00:44:33I'm sorry.
00:44:33I freaked out a little bit.
00:44:35Where is he?
00:44:45I don't know.
00:44:47I don't see him anywhere.
00:44:51He's gone.
00:44:53He went straight up.
00:44:56I've seen enough.
00:44:58One Baker Five.
00:44:59Kurt, do you read me? Over.
00:45:01One Baker Five, this is Mooney speaking.
00:45:05I was a little worried about you.
00:45:07I thought the big bad clowns got a hold of you.
00:45:09Over.
00:45:10Mooney, I want you to listen to me and don't say anything.
00:45:13I want you to call the state police and get help.
00:45:15There are clowns and they are killing people. Over.
00:45:18Okay, let me get this straight.
00:45:20You say there are clowns and you've seen it.
00:45:23Okay, Dave, that's it.
00:45:25Screw you and your college flunkies.
00:45:28I've had enough of this from you and from everyone else.
00:45:30I know what you guys are trying to do.
00:45:32Break me down, drive me out of the force.
00:45:35Well, it's going to take a hell of a lot more than a lame prank like this to get Curtis
00:45:38Mooney to throw in his badge.
00:45:40So fuck you. Over.
00:45:43Mooney, this is an emergency.
00:45:45Mooney!
00:45:46He cut me off.
00:45:48That son of a bitch cut me off.
00:45:50I got to get back to the station.
00:45:52I don't know what I'm going to say, but I got to get through to the state police.
00:45:57Oh, get the truck.
00:45:59Forget about the girls.
00:45:59Forget about the girls.
00:46:01Forget about the girls.
00:46:01Forget about the girls being super.
00:46:01What is it with ice cream?
00:46:02So what?
00:46:03The truck's getting away.
00:46:05Hey, those aren't killer clowns.
00:46:06Those are the Terenzi brothers.
00:46:07Terenzi brothers?
00:46:08Get back to the station.
00:46:09Radio for help.
00:46:09I'm going to catch up with my friends how to warn people.
00:46:11All right, all right.
00:46:11Tell everyone to stay indoors and don't do anything stupid.
00:46:13You too.
00:46:22You idiot.
00:46:23Don't yell at me.
00:46:24You were driving.
00:46:25You had to just do one thing right for once.
00:46:27This whole ice cream thing was your idea.
00:46:29My idea?
00:46:29You're the one who said we'd get girls this way.
00:46:31No, I didn't.
00:46:32You did.
00:46:32You did.
00:46:33You did.
00:46:33You did.
00:46:37Hey, Rich.
00:46:37Paul.
00:46:39Oh, man.
00:46:39Am I glad to see you guys.
00:46:41Frank, how you doing?
00:46:42You want some ice cream?
00:46:42No, no, man.
00:46:43Listen.
00:46:43Something horrible's happened.
00:46:45I need your help.
00:46:45What are you talking about?
00:46:47What's wrong?
00:46:47There's no time to explain.
00:46:49There's clowns going around killing people.
00:46:52Huh.
00:46:53Tonight, Debbie and I were up on top of the world,
00:46:55and we followed this spaceship, and there were these clowns,
00:46:59and they were carrying these cotton candy cocoons,
00:47:01and they were shooting these popcorn guns,
00:47:03and there's a circus tent spaceship, right?
00:47:06But it's not there anymore.
00:47:07But we were there.
00:47:08We saw the whole thing.
00:47:10And they say we're crazy.
00:47:12So?
00:47:12Oh, come on, you guys.
00:47:13I'm not fooling around.
00:47:15Hey, Mike, what do you want us to do?
00:47:16We have ice cream to sell tonight.
00:47:17Paul, this is more important than selling ice cream.
00:47:20There's clowns going around killing people.
00:47:21We're all in danger.
00:47:22Well, we haven't sold that much ice cream tonight.
00:47:25We haven't sold any.
00:47:26Come on, guys.
00:47:26Will you help me?
00:47:28Look, at least take me over to Debbie's house, okay?
00:47:29I think she's in danger.
00:47:31Does she have any roommates?
00:47:34Yes, she's got two.
00:47:35She's got two beautiful roommates with big boobs.
00:47:38Do they like ice cream?
00:47:40They love it.
00:47:42What are we waiting for?
00:47:45Come on.
00:47:46Come on.
00:47:48Come on.
00:47:48Come on.
00:47:48You've got to get first.
00:47:49You can throw it.
00:47:55Friggy as all.
00:47:58You ain't gonna get the best of me.
00:48:06I made it through Korea.
00:48:07I can make it through this bullshit.
00:48:26Well, whoop-de-god-damn-de-do.
00:48:30What do we have here?
00:48:41Well, son, I think you made a big mistake.
00:48:45You're in Mooney's territory now.
00:48:50For me?
00:48:52Yeah.
00:49:01I had to shoot you right now, you red-nosed freak.
00:49:06So you want to play games, eh?
00:49:19Turn around!
00:49:26All right.
00:49:29I was supposed to read you your rights,
00:49:31but you're in Mooney's jail.
00:49:35And you ain't got no rights.
00:49:38All right, buster.
00:49:40Get out of here.
00:49:50Hey, Officer Mooney, come on.
00:49:51Let us out of here.
00:49:52Yeah, are we gonna be here all night or what?
00:49:53Yeah, we get one phone call, don't we?
00:49:55Right, I'm gonna call my-
00:49:55Shut up!
00:50:07Get your hands up.
00:50:32Get in there.
00:50:33Get in there.
00:50:52I don't know who you are, but before this night's over, you're gonna be begging for mercy.
00:51:02No!
00:51:17What are you in for?
00:51:45Moody!
00:51:48Oh, I need you, pal.
00:51:50Police department, hello?
00:52:19Police department, hello?
00:52:25Police department, hello?
00:52:48Willie, you back here?
00:53:32Oh, okay.
00:53:41All right.
00:54:06Oh, God.
00:54:29Hey, Jim.
00:54:31Oh, it's a lady I saw you with last night.
00:54:45Don't worry Dave, all we want to do is kill you.
00:55:06Oh, my God.
00:55:20Go!
00:55:44CPD, this is Marlborough State Police.
00:55:46Dave, Curt, are you there? Over.
00:55:48Jack. Jack, we need your assistance.
00:55:50Since the town's gone crazy, people are being killed.
00:55:52Over.
00:55:53What's all these reports about circus clowns?
00:55:56These clowns aren't people.
00:55:57They're some kind of creatures, things from another planet.
00:56:01Look, Jack, they're killing people.
00:56:02Officer Mooney is dead.
00:56:04I know.
00:56:04I saw it.
00:56:05He was killed by one of these things.
00:56:06Could you send all available units immediately, please?
00:56:09Over.
00:56:11Come on, Jack!
00:56:16Okay, calm down, buddy.
00:56:17Help is on the way.
00:56:21Oh.
00:56:31Debbie.
00:56:39Calling all clowns, calling all clowns.
00:56:42This is Jojo.
00:56:43Are there any space clowns out there?
00:56:46You guys need to stop fooling around?
00:56:50Look, Mike, come on.
00:56:52Cocoon, popcorn guns, monster shadows.
00:56:54Ooh.
00:56:55I mean, what do you think we are?
00:56:56We're not as stupid as we look.
00:56:58This isn't the first wild thing you've tried to put over on us.
00:57:01No.
00:57:01You remember Hidden Lake?
00:57:02Uh-huh.
00:57:03Oh, come on.
00:57:03Forget Hidden Lake.
00:57:04This has nothing to do with Hidden Lake.
00:57:05Oh, we would have to be total morons to believe this clown invasion crap.
00:57:09If there are killer clowns running around here, then I'm Porky Pig.
00:57:16Oh.
00:57:18Come on.
00:57:23StopSpark.
00:57:24Oh, I'm a snake.
00:57:25Let's go.
00:57:26Oh, my눈.
00:57:26Oh, my goodness.
00:57:26Just go on.
00:57:26que Zuise!
00:57:26Oh.
00:57:30No.
00:57:33Oh, my goodness.
00:57:34No.
00:57:34What?
00:57:34No.
00:57:42What?
00:57:43You're right away.
00:58:07Get the hell out of here!
00:58:36Get the hell out of here!
00:58:50Get the hell out of here!
00:59:02Get the hell out of here!
00:59:28Debbie!
00:59:29It's Mike!
00:59:30Open up!
00:59:33Debbie!
00:59:34Debbie!
00:59:35Debbie!
00:59:35Debbie!
00:59:39Debbie!
00:59:49Debbie!
00:59:53Debbie!
00:59:56Debbie!
00:59:57Debbie!
01:00:12Debbie!
01:00:23Debbie!
01:00:27Debbie!
01:00:28Debbie!
01:00:29Debbie!
01:00:37Debbie!
01:00:44Debbie!
01:00:51Debbie!
01:00:59Come on!
01:01:00Come on!
01:01:00We can't lose them!
01:01:00They got Debbie!
01:01:01We can't lose them!
01:01:28We can't lose them!
01:01:29Come on, Mike!
01:01:30What do you want?
01:01:30This is an ice cream truck!
01:01:45Hey, Rich!
01:01:45Hey, Rich!
01:01:46The cops stop the truck!
01:02:13Hey, Rich!
01:02:16What are you guys doing?
01:02:17What are you guys doing?
01:02:17They got Debbie!
01:02:19Get in the truck, pal!
01:02:24Gee, Officer, I'm really sorry.
01:02:26I was feeling a little queasy.
01:02:27Hey, Mike!
01:02:28Which way were they heading?
01:02:29They went that way, but now we lost them.
01:02:30I don't know where they went.
01:02:31I do.
01:02:32If you were a clown, where would you hide?
01:02:34The amusement park!
01:02:36Great!
01:02:36All right!
01:03:11The park's closed.
01:03:12I'll have to ask you to leave.
01:03:46What are you going to do with those pies, boys?
01:04:06You got to ask him to leave.
01:04:25I'll have to ask you to do this later.
01:04:25Tai Jonathan.
01:04:39Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! Everybody stick together.
01:04:45She's gone. Wow. Hey, you guys, this is weird.
01:04:52Look at this stuff.
01:04:53Looks like a wad of melted ice cream.
01:04:56Yeah, well, it's not. Oh, shit.
01:05:01Come on.
01:05:13Mike, you take this. Follow me.
01:05:20All right, now, you guys, no fooling around. Stick together, okay?
01:05:25I don't know what the hell's in here.
01:05:37Ooh, scary.
01:05:39Dave, did you get through for help?
01:05:41Yeah. Yeah, help us on the way.
01:05:44You tell him it was an invasion?
01:05:46I told him, but I don't really believe it myself.
01:05:49Where did they come from?
01:05:50Why are they here? Why? Why clowns?
01:05:53They're not clowns.
01:05:55Some kind of animals from the world that just look like clowns.
01:06:00Shit, Dave. Dave.
01:06:02Maybe they're the ancient astronauts, you know, that came to our planet centuries ago.
01:06:06And our idea of clowns just comes from them.
01:06:09How come they're not funny?
01:06:11Maybe they're from a dying planet.
01:06:13Maybe their son pooped out and they need a new place to live.
01:06:16Maybe they're using this for experiments to dissect and study.
01:06:20So that means they're intelligent.
01:06:23So why don't they communicate with us?
01:06:25I mean, talk to us instead of killing us.
01:06:28Maybe they're just cruising through the galaxy and stopped here for a bite to eat.
01:06:36Yeah, look, everybody was just...
01:06:38Let's just hold off on the talking, okay?
01:06:40Let's not give ourselves away.
01:06:43What are we gonna do when we find them? Can we kill them?
01:06:46Yeah, we shoot them in the nose.
01:06:57Hey, watch this.
01:07:01Cool.
01:07:29What happened?
01:07:30What did you do?
01:07:31I didn't do anything.
01:07:33Look, don't touch anything, okay?
01:07:34This place is probably booby-trapped.
01:07:42All right, now look, you guys.
01:07:44Stay together.
01:07:44I don't have to run around and find you, too.
01:07:46No problem.
01:07:47We can handle it.
01:07:49Yeah.
01:07:57All right.
01:07:58Let's go.
01:08:00Ah, where'd they go?
01:08:01Come on, Rich.
01:08:03Paul.
01:08:04Hey, look, don't worry about the Transic brothers.
01:08:06They do this all the time.
01:08:07Yeah.
01:08:08Those guys are like cats.
01:08:09They always land on their feet.
01:08:11Oh.
01:08:12Oh.
01:08:15Oh.
01:08:17Oh.
01:08:17Oh.
01:08:18Oh.
01:08:19Oh.
01:08:19Oh.
01:08:19Oh.
01:08:21Oh.
01:08:31Are you Debbie's roommate?
01:08:34Wait a second.
01:08:38I recognize this place.
01:08:41This is the tent that Debbie and I were in.
01:08:43Come on.
01:08:52Oh, my God.
01:08:54Oh, my God.
01:08:55Oh, my God.
01:08:57Oh, my God.
01:08:59Oh, my God.
01:08:59Oh, my God.
01:09:06Okay, this is where we were before.
01:09:09Oh, this is incredible.
01:09:11Looks like they got the whole town.
01:09:13We gotta find her.
01:09:14What color blue was she in?
01:09:17Uh, yellow.
01:09:19All right.
01:09:33Shh.
01:09:35See anything, Mike?
01:09:36No.
01:09:42This is impossible, Mike.
01:09:56Shh.
01:09:57Quiet.
01:09:58Move back.
01:10:03Oh, my God.
01:10:04Oh, my God.
01:10:33You knowh?
01:10:34Oh, my God.
01:10:39Let's go.
01:11:09Let's go.
01:11:45Paula's right, man. They are hungry. They're gonna eat everybody, man!
01:11:48Just calm down. Just calm down, all right? We gotta find Debbie before it's too late.
01:11:53All right.
01:11:55Hey. Hey, that's the one. The yellow balloon. Is she in there?
01:11:59Yeah, she's in there. Debbie?
01:12:02She's alive. How do you get her out of here?
01:12:04I don't know.
01:12:06Here, Mike. Damn it!
01:12:08Debbie? Honey? Hang on a sec, Mike. Damn it!
01:12:12What are you doing?
01:12:14Just stand back, Mike.
01:12:14You can't shoot. You can kill her. Well, just back off, all right?
01:12:17Now, just get ready to run.
01:12:22Are you all right?
01:12:26Are you okay?
01:12:31I can't breathe.
01:12:32Come on. I can't breathe.
01:12:34Oh, God.
01:12:36We gotta get the hell out of here.
01:12:38Come on. Come on. Come on.
01:12:40Oh, God.
01:12:45Wait a second, guys. We can't leave.
01:12:48There might be other people still alive in these balloons.
01:12:52Come on. It's too late.
01:12:54Dave!
01:13:00Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
01:13:02Shoot him!
01:13:03Shoot him!
01:13:06This way. Come on.
01:13:20What?
01:13:21What?
01:13:28What now?
01:13:29Everyone down.
01:13:30Everyone down here.
01:13:32Come on, Mike.
01:13:32Come on. No. No. Nobody's gonna put me in a bootleet.
01:13:36Come on, Mike. Get to move on.
01:13:46How come you guys stopped here?
01:13:49Good reason.
01:13:51Okay, which way do we go?
01:13:52That doesn't really matter.
01:13:53Let's go down here.
01:13:54All right, come on.
01:14:08Come on, let's try here.
01:14:09No.
01:14:22Come on.
01:14:25Come on.
01:14:57She's got another door.
01:14:59I can't take this anymore.
01:15:04Come on, open the door.
01:15:06Another door.
01:15:07Come on, Mike.
01:15:09Another door.
01:15:14Another door.
01:15:20Come on.
01:15:20Debbie, come on.
01:15:29Okay.
01:15:32Here, here.
01:15:36Oh, God.
01:15:38There you go.
01:15:45Look at this place.
01:15:47Where do we go now?
01:15:50Come on.
01:15:51Well, let's go ahead.
01:15:53Woo!
01:15:59What?
01:16:02Ah!
01:16:04Ah!
01:16:10Ah!
01:16:11Everyone, up on top.
01:16:12Ooh, God.
01:16:12Let's move!
01:16:13Come on!
01:16:15Uh-oh!
01:16:16Oh, my God.
01:16:20Ah!
01:16:22Ah!
01:16:27Ah!
01:16:30Ah!
01:16:30Ah!
01:16:31Ah!
01:16:32Ah!
01:16:42Hey, Rex, Paul!
01:16:44Stop! Leave them alone!
01:16:47Do what I say or else!
01:16:49Uh, I'm...
01:16:51Give it to the mitra!
01:16:53I am the great and powerful Jojo!
01:16:56I command you to stop!
01:16:59Do not hurt them, let them go!
01:17:02You will obey!
01:17:04Let them go!
01:17:13Rich, Paul!
01:17:14All right, Mike, good to see you guys!
01:17:15Come on, let's go! Get in the truck!
01:17:16Let's go! Come on, Mike!
01:17:18Come on, Debbie!
01:17:20Come on, Rich!
01:17:21I'm trying!
01:17:21Turn it the right way!
01:17:24Come on, Rich!
01:17:25Put it in storage!
01:17:26Put it in storage!
01:17:26Put it in storage!
01:17:53Okay!
01:18:02What the hell is that?
01:18:11I don't want to play here anymore. Can we go home now?
01:18:15Get out of here. Come on. Everyone out of the truck. Come on.
01:18:18We can't. It's rented.
01:18:32Let's go.
01:18:34No!
01:18:35No!
01:18:48No!
01:19:00I'm Red Bull!
01:19:01Mike, Mike!
01:19:02It's too late, bud.
01:19:11Look, there's a way out now.
01:19:13Mike, take Debbie and get her out of here.
01:19:14I'll draw its attention.
01:19:15No, Dave, don't!
01:19:16We can all make it!
01:19:18No, we can't, Debbie.
01:19:19Stop it!
01:19:19Get her out of here, Mike!
01:19:20Come on, Dave, what are you doing?
01:19:21Now, Mike!
01:19:27Come on, guys, move!
01:19:28Let's go!
01:19:28Run for help!
01:19:31Over here!
01:19:55Come on, you damn clown!
01:20:00Come on, you!
01:20:16Come on!
01:20:17They're taking off!
01:20:19They're taking off!
01:21:10They're taking off!
01:21:10They're taking off!
01:21:10They're taking off!
01:21:11They're taking off!
01:21:13No, he is!
01:21:13What are you doing?
01:21:18Oh, my God.
01:21:55Dave!
01:21:55Dave!
01:21:57Oh!
01:21:58Oh!
01:21:59You made it!
01:22:01Oh.
01:22:02You got it, man.
01:22:04Wow!
01:22:05What a ride!
01:22:06Well, that's the last time we let you drive.
01:22:09You're alive?
01:22:10Yeah.
01:22:11But I saw you guys get blown up in the ice cream truck.
01:22:14Oh, that?
01:22:14Well, we hid in the freezer with the ice cream.
01:22:17Anybody want a dipsicle?
01:22:18Oh, you and your ice cream.
01:22:20What?
01:22:20How are we gonna pay for the truck?
01:22:21Don't blame me.
01:22:22It was your idea.
01:22:23No, it wasn't.
01:22:23You're the one who said we could get girls.
01:22:25What?
01:22:25You said you could.
01:22:26I do not.
01:22:26You said you could.
01:22:26Hey, listen, if it wasn't for me, you'd be a dead french fry.
01:22:29Oh, yeah.
01:22:29Well, you'd be a dead popsicle.
01:22:40Do you think it's over?
01:22:42Yeah, sure.
01:22:46Whoa!
01:23:04T.T. Bond said it so long ago.
01:23:07There's one one every minute that you never saw.
01:23:12Some make us laugh, some make us cry
01:23:14These clouds, honey, gonna make you die
01:23:19Everybody's running when the circus comes into the town
01:23:26Everybody's going for the likes of the killer clown
01:23:31From outer space
01:23:35Killer clown, wow, wow, wow, ooh
01:23:39From outer space
01:23:50The ringmaster shouts, let the show begin
01:23:54Stand in the guts of the man you win
01:23:58See a rotten nose on the painted face
01:24:01Bringing genocide to the yellow grave
01:24:05Time to take a ride on the nightmare merry-go-round
01:24:11You'll be dead on arrival from the likes of the killer clown
01:24:18From outer space
01:24:22Killer clown, wow, wow, wow, ooh
01:24:25From outer space
01:24:30There's cotton candy in their hands
01:24:33There's a pocket on it
01:24:35And with a stock, a jacaranda
01:24:37A barrel, diabolical, oh, no, no
01:24:41Here there's a towel, oh, no
01:24:45You can boilin' down to the tile
01:24:51Rollin' down to the tile
01:25:00You can Chargeäv'ın down here
01:25:03And there's a pool from outer space
01:25:09There's a pool from outer space
01:25:09And there's aаешьs
01:25:19Oh, look around, what do you see?
01:25:23Tell me what's become of you, let her take
01:25:26California shores to New York Times Square
01:25:29All of them, baby, everywhere
01:25:33If you've ever wondered why the population's going down
01:25:40Leaving all the plunder from the likes of the killer clown
01:25:46From outer space
01:25:50Killer clown
01:25:52Wow, wow, wow, wow
01:25:53From outer space
01:25:57Killer clown
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