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00:09We should go. We promised we'd help with breakfast, so...
00:12Hey, let's go to your room instead. Your brother's not watching us.
00:17I don't know, Bryce. I'm really not feeling this.
00:21Bryce, I don't want to have sex with you right now.
00:24Hey, just let me stick it in.
00:25What? Ew, no!
00:27But you've never put out.
00:29Yeah, because I'm a virgin, Bryce. We talked about this.
00:32And you know what? Morning sex with bad breath and my brother standing five feet away don't exactly turn me
00:36on, okay?
00:37But I thought you were supposed to be a slut.
00:42What? Why would you say that?
00:45It's what everyone says.
00:47Ugh! You know what? We're done, okay? Get off me.
00:50Babe, come on. It's a good thing.
00:53Holy, what's going on? I heard yelling.
00:55You know what? This is all your fault, actually.
00:57What's the matter? You can't stop thinking about me while you're making out with your boyfriend?
01:02Ex-boyfriend.
01:03What the hell, Sumner? Come on, don't be like that.
01:06No, you know what? You only wanted me for my body because you heard all those goddamn rumors.
01:10I didn't start those rumors.
01:11Oh, but you sure inspired them, didn't you?
01:14And now my own boyfriend is calling me a slut.
01:16Hey, for the record, I said I want you to be a slut.
01:19What the fuck did you say?
01:21Don't touch me. Don't touch me, man. Get off me.
01:24Corbin, don't!
01:25No, let go of me. Let go of me.
01:26You know he's gonna tell Coach!
01:29Look, I want a Bryce beatdown more than anything.
01:33Especially since he got with my sister in the first place.
01:36But we get into one more fight, man, we're off the lacrosse team.
01:41Hello.
01:43Did I just walk in on some sort of mess-up menage a trois?
01:47Bryce was just leaving.
01:50Stay away from Sumner.
01:53Where am I supposed to sleep?
01:54Half the class is staying at the lake this week.
01:57Daisy Cooper's right down the street.
01:58Go crash on her couch.
01:59Just get your shit and go.
02:10You okay?
02:12You can stop acting like you care about me.
02:14He's gone.
02:15Who says I'm acting?
02:16If you're waiting for me to thank you, then don't hold your breath.
02:19Or you know what? Do.
02:21And then I'll finally be rid of you.
02:38Bryce was supposed to be different.
02:39He was the new kid.
02:40He didn't grow up hearing all that crap about me being a slut.
02:43You do realize I didn't spread those rumors, right?
02:45No, you just untied my bikini so I flashed the entire eighth grade pool party.
02:49Okay, if there was some way I could prove to you how much I regret it, I would do it
02:52in a heartbeat.
02:53Um, public humiliation would be nice.
02:56Hey, I can work with that, thank you.
02:58That's, that's something.
03:00Look, Sam, I've known you since you were five years old, and believe it or not, you didn't always hate
03:04me.
03:05Funny, I don't remember that.
03:07I know you're pissed about something, and I know it's more than just me.
03:11You know, the worst part about being called a slut is, you know, I've never even...
03:19You know what? Forget it.
03:21You don't know anything about me.
03:23I know you shouldn't have been with Bryce in the first place.
03:26Why?
03:26Because of the lacrosse team's stupid bro code?
03:29I mean, yeah, there's, there's that, definitely.
03:31But no, mainly because you're just way better than him.
03:37I mean, I don't get the appeal with that guy.
03:39What's his thing?
03:41He got like a huge cock or something?
03:45No?
03:46I mean, I don't know, okay? I never saw it.
03:53Oh, oh, okay.
04:00I was never gonna date Bryce forever, I was just sort of...
04:04using him for his body.
04:07Okay, well it sounds bad when you say it.
04:09I don't know, I just thought, spring break, no parents.
04:14I didn't want to go away to college next year without...
04:18You didn't want to graduate high school the Virgin.
04:21Well now I will, thanks to you.
04:23Come on.
04:25I know you have this whole lame all your life problems on Corbin thing going on,
04:29but there is no way you can blame that on me.
04:32Oh really?
04:33Watch me.
04:35Corbin Montgomery is the bane of my pathetic and sexless existence.
04:40See?
04:41There.
04:42Easy.
04:42You were with Bryce for like four months.
04:45Why didn't you just do it then?
04:47Because...
04:48Because I don't know, it just didn't feel right.
04:51Or good.
04:54Hmm.
04:56What?
04:58No, it's just I've heard of guys not being able to get their girl across the finish line.
05:02I've just never had that problem, so...
05:05Aren't you special?
05:08Believe it or not, I actually enjoy making my girl feel good.
05:12Well you know what, maybe I don't need it to feel good for my first time.
05:15I mean, half the school's here, I can just pick someone and get it over with.
05:19No.
05:20No, what?
05:21No, your first time needs to be with someone special.
05:26Someone who sees you.
05:36Yo, help me bring this stuff out.
05:47What's going on with you two?
05:48What's going on with you two?
05:50Nothing.
05:52Nothing.
05:54Yeah, no, just trying not to kill each other, you know?
05:57Nothing, nothing, nothing new.
05:59She must not be trying too hard.
06:01Because for a second there it seemed like you were catching feelings.
06:06Feelings? Me?
06:07Dude, come on, I don't do feelings.
06:09And especially not for my sister.
06:11I mean, you'd never do that to your best friend, right?
06:16No, of course not.
06:18I mean, she's like my sister too, bro.
06:20Come on.
06:33You're never gonna win like that.
06:36Definitely not now that you're here.
06:40You gotta slow it down.
06:42I feel it out.
06:43Every game is different, but that's kind of what makes it fun.
06:49What is?
06:51Figuring out exactly what move you need to make.
06:58To score.
07:00And feel good while doing it.
07:04I have a feeling you're not talking about the game, are you?
07:09Look, if you want to lose your virginity before you graduate,
07:12and you want it to actually feel good,
07:14you should let me be your first time.
07:19Adam would never forgive us.
07:21He leaves a day early, we could do it then.
07:23Just a one-time thing.
07:24Adam is your best friend.
07:25And he's my brother.
07:27You really want to jeopardize that?
07:29Why are you even suggesting this?
07:30Maybe I owe you one.
07:34You can't even make me feel good standing in a room together.
07:38Sex with you would be like, like the dentist.
07:42Painful, awkward, and gag-worthy.
07:45I don't mind a little gagging.
07:47Look, the way I see it, we would round the bases before we took it home.
07:53What does that mean?
07:57Well, first I...
07:59I'd kiss you.
08:05I'd make it feel like it actually means something.
08:08Because it does.
08:10And then I would slowly touch you.
08:17Everywhere except where you wanted it most.
08:21And then when Adam leaves, we take it home.
08:31Hey, son, you want a tan?
08:35Whoa!
08:36And what's going on here?
08:38Nothing.
08:40I had something in my eye.
08:43Mm-hmm.
08:44You didn't realize you had eyes between your legs now.
08:46Get your mind out of the gutter.
08:48Yes, let's tan.
08:49I'll get changed.
08:53Let's go.
09:01Step in on your rollercoaster.
09:06Going down, but I never felt this high biggest ride of the century.
09:21What's wrong?
09:23I'm not letting you anywhere near my bikini strings thank you all good wasn't thinking
09:29about that anyway sit back relax enjoy the view I didn't take you for a foot
09:50fetish kind of guy well these aren't just any feet on it you know what if you can't
09:57make me feel good I'm not gonna want to sleep with you okay that's a good
10:02question um I guess we have a little bed on our hands then don't we yeah and when
10:11you lose you need to totally humiliate yourself okay I can come up with
10:16something but I'm not gonna lose something we have a deal do your worst so you
10:25consent enthusiastically
10:33time to suffer
10:43yeah you know what no I'm not doing the ice plunge what's wrong son you scared I'll beat your record
10:49all right fine time to make you suffer Montgomery all right in three two one
11:09up to the shoulders breathe oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god
11:16oh give up some
11:17sunshine's calling your name oh fuck off Corbin oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god
11:23what are you
11:24doing what are you doing dude what the hell oh it's conserving heat really in front of my brother you
11:30can get out anytime I would gladly take the wind oh never
11:59you know I could actually get used to this hmm me too the water's
12:03feeling nice and warm I wasn't talking about the water
12:09you know I can't trust anything you say right now that you want to get my pants
12:15you remember that game we used to play when we were kids we'd pretend to be like wizards and monsters
12:21and whatever yeah and you were a troll I was a knight thank you very much but you remember what
12:29we used
12:30to do when we wanted to stop being pretend like when we wanted to talk to each other for real
12:43I really enjoy hanging out with you like this though
12:49well this is not a game and we're not kids anymore Corb you know you can take the win
12:55I give up some wins weak sauce man
13:08congrats this whole you being nice thing isn't gonna work
13:31you still mad at me
13:37does that mean our bets off after you let me win yesterday not a chance
13:44you know I want to make you suffer right
13:48how are you gonna do that well I've been thinking you know this is probably harder for you than it
13:55is
13:55for me so if I can get you to quit then I win you lose and you still have to
14:06humiliate yourself
14:08so your big plan is to try to get me to quit
14:13yeah
14:16I mean we both know I'm never gonna sleep with you
14:19but that doesn't mean that I can't torture you
14:24I'm gonna get you so worked up that you can't help yourself but quit
14:33oh yeah
14:35and how are you gonna do that
14:43oops
14:44looks like I spilled
14:59that's a good girl cleaning up your mess
15:01how about I get the rest for you though
15:09you know since our bet's still on
15:12why don't we hit first base what do you say
15:16why not
15:19I don't know
15:42there you two are
15:47oh am I interrupting again
15:49no I'm not interrupting and not again
15:51here do you want some
15:52duh
15:55which one slasher zombies or slasher vampires
15:58oh I have vampires
16:00all the way to started
16:02thanks
16:05you've got to be kidding me
16:08I don't know what you're talking about
16:09girl be so for real
16:11Adam might be blind
16:12but I can see the sparks flying between you two like the fourth of Jeff
16:16well then
16:16you should get your eyes checked
16:31Adam you want a carpet picnic with me?
16:34let these two have the couch
16:35sure
16:36better sit six feet apart
16:39give me some of that ice cream
16:40come on down some
16:41take a seat
16:44what
16:44too scared of this one?
16:47says the guy who cried at the end of Friday the 13th
16:50cause I was sad
16:51she was doing it for her kid
16:53you would sympathize with a serial killer
16:58don't worry
16:59I'll protect you
17:00protect me from your son
17:25what are you doing?
17:27just waiting for the right moment
17:30Corbin
17:32I'm not reckless
17:33I'm just opportunistic
17:35my brother and my best friend are sitting five feet away
17:38doesn't bother me
17:39I was thinking maybe second pace
17:41you're unbelievable
17:43is that a no?
17:47you're insane if you think you're gonna try anything
17:49yeah
17:50you sure about that?
17:56okay
18:13you want to stop?
18:30I'm too cute to eat
18:38time for bed I think
19:03oh my god
19:05are you
19:07what you coming here to help me out?
19:09what? no I
19:15like what you see?
19:16no
19:17no
19:17god no
19:21excuse me
19:22just grabbing a towel
19:28well I guess my plan's working
19:30oh yeah?
19:31how do you figure?
19:32it could last 24 hours
19:34how are you going to survive the whole week?
19:36I mean I don't mind taking care of myself before the real deal
19:39I hope
19:40you're doing the same thing
19:41I don't need to
19:42thank you very much
19:44yeah?
19:44you sure about that?
19:47I'm gonna go use the other bathroom
19:48okay
19:48you go do that
19:56look at this
19:57go
19:58there we go
19:59knock knock knock
20:04hey party people
20:05hey daisy
20:06what's going on?
20:09grace and the other girls
20:11are staying in tonight
20:12and taking it easy
20:13to leave before I lost my will to live
20:16so did bryce end up crashing with you
20:19yeah
20:20he's been in his room all week
20:21playing machine gun kelly on repeat
20:24I broke into grace's parents liquor cabinet
20:27who wants a shot?
20:28oh I'm down
20:29why not?
20:31okay
20:31yeah
20:36you want a liquor?
20:38it's my favorite flavor
20:39summer cherry
20:40I'm okay
20:41I'm more of a chocolate guy anyway
20:46trust me
20:47it's so good with vodka
20:48it's like a pre-chaser
21:00alright
21:02for spring break
21:03spring break
21:04spring break
21:05cheers
21:06woo woo
21:07woo
21:14let's play a game
21:16suck em well
21:17gross
21:18no
21:19I'm not playing that with my brother here
21:22um
21:22sardines
21:23ooh yes
21:24I always love this house for sardines
21:26great
21:27I'll hide first
21:28okay
21:29I need a breather
21:30especially after that shot
21:45how did you find me so fast
21:47this has been your spot since we were kids
21:50I won't tell Adam don't worry
21:52Adam couldn't find the laundry room if I drew him a map
21:55I saw you shooting daggers at daisy out there
21:58you saw no such thing
22:00you jealous?
22:03no
22:03I'm just worried that you're gonna get mono
22:07oh so you're worried about me
22:15you know you don't need to be jealous right?
22:31sit down
22:32what?
22:33sit down
22:36you know since you won't take care of yourself
22:38I think I have to take care of you
22:41take care of me how?
22:45time for third base
22:57time for some
22:59well I found the retainer I lost when I was 12
23:01but no sign of some Mary Corbin
23:05I knew this game was stupid
23:07let's just call it
23:09ollie ollie oxenfree
23:27finally
23:28it's been forever
23:29how'd you guys not get totally bored?
23:34we
23:35had fun sneaking around
23:36mm-hmm
23:37well I got sober looking for you two
23:40I'm gonna grab another drink
23:42Mia?
23:42you want one?
23:43yeah I'll go with you
23:46excuse me
23:53Sumner let's dance
23:55okay
23:56yeah
24:12you really want to give them the show?
24:16what'd you have in rent?
24:19hope you're watching Corbin
24:34summer cherry?
24:36I can taste it on your tongue
24:39you did like sneaking around huh?
24:42it's just a game Daisy
24:43yeah right
24:45you're a whore like everyone says
24:46whoa
24:47I don't think so
24:49the rumors are true
24:50aren't they Sum?
24:51you're a slut
24:52just like everyone says
24:54you don't get to talk to her like that
24:56what'd you do?
24:57let him fuck you in a closet?
24:59hey what's going on?
25:01get the hell out of here
25:02fine
25:04I don't want this bitch's sloppy seconds anyway
25:07yo what do you mean by sloppy seconds?
25:12do you seriously believe anything Daisy Cooper says?
25:14she was fired up
25:15she's a dramatic pick me Adam
25:17she'll say anything to pay attention
25:19god you're always like this Adam
25:21you'll choose anyone over your own sister
25:24just like you did in 8th grade
25:25when you laughed with everyone else
25:26I wasn't laughing
25:28yeah well you weren't helping me either
25:30that's your whole deal huh?
25:31just humiliate Sumner
25:33and then let everyone at school torture her
25:34while you guys just stand there and watch?
25:37I was defending you back there
25:39too little too late
25:42you can leave me alone
25:45both of you
26:12peace offering
26:17I'm sorry about Daisy
26:29I'm sorry about everything
26:36I'm sorry about that day at the pool
26:41and I wish you could understand how much I regret it
26:46I bet you don't even think about it
26:50you'd be surprised some
26:58I used to have the biggest crush on you
27:04obviously I couldn't tell you
27:06I couldn't tell anyone
27:06I mean
27:07you're my best friend's sister
27:18I guess I just acted out
27:22it's real mature
27:23Corbin
27:26I was 14
27:27okay
27:27you were driving me crazy
27:28I couldn't stop thinking about you
27:30I couldn't
27:30keep my hands away
27:33so you
27:34tormented me?
27:37I took it too far
27:38that day
27:41the biggest mistake
27:42of my life
27:46I lost one of my best friends
27:48that day
27:55I lost one of my best friends
27:55you want to hand me one?
27:56mm-hmm
28:05you know how to do this?
28:08yes
28:10you shouldn't go that fast
28:12well I'm hungry
28:14okay
28:14but you can't just stick it in
28:15and expect it to work out
28:18look at that
28:19already on fire
28:22damn it
28:23told you
28:26I don't know why I keep falling for assholes
28:33assholes plural
28:40I'm not admitting anything till you do
28:43what do you mean?
28:48you said
28:50you said
28:50you had a crush on me
28:52in middle school
28:55yeah
29:00how do you feel about me now?
29:04no
29:06how do I feel about you now?
29:13I thought
29:15it was
29:17so obvious
29:22I really want to kiss you right now
29:27what do you want?
29:32I want you to take me home
29:35do you want to go home?
29:37no
29:42home
29:54hey
29:55what are you doing?
30:08hello
30:10hello
30:10hello
30:10hello
30:10hello
30:10You won't grow up and I'm getting tired, I'm tired of waiting for you
30:17To make your moves
30:21He can love me better than you
30:25He can love me better than you
30:29All my mind's loving to my mind
30:32He can do me better, he can do me better
30:35All my mind's everything I like
30:38He can do me better, he can do me better
30:42You, you, you love me better than you
30:48Yeah, you do
30:50You, you love me better than you
30:55Love me better than you do
31:08What the hell are you laughing about right now?
31:10Oh, nothing, just about how I won
31:15Corbin Montgomery, is this all just still a game to you?
31:19No, I won, but I'm not talking about a game
31:24Well, it would still be a nice treat if you could still publicly humiliate yourself
31:28I'll show you a treat
31:29Hey
31:33What the hell are you doing?
31:40My best friend?
31:42My sister?
31:43Adam, it's not like that
31:44Yeah, first Bryce and now Corbin?
31:47Who's next, son?
31:50It's not like that, Corbin and I actually care about each other
31:52Tell him, Corb
31:53Yeah, yeah, Corbin, tell me all about how you've only been my friend so you could fuck my sister
31:59Adam, don't talk like that
32:01Just leave somewhere
32:03Seriously?
32:08We should have never done this
32:11What the hell were you thinking, man?
32:14Hey!
32:16I'm talking to you
32:17I wasn't thinking, okay?
32:19It was a spur-of-the-moment thing
32:21Bullshit
32:22What?
32:22No, I've seen the way you've been looking at her all week
32:25Okay, just drop it, man
32:26Hell, since we were fucking kids, man
32:29What's your problem?
32:29Look, you're not the only one who gets to care about her, Adam
32:34I mean, is this how you're gonna act to every guy she ever fucking brings home?
32:38Maybe I'm not the right guy for her
32:40But someday somebody will be
32:41So you better get your shit together before that day comes
32:43Because sooner or later, she's not gonna take it anymore
32:47Hey, where do you think you're going?
32:48To apologize
32:53I can't believe for one second I thought
32:55Corbin Montgomery actually gave a crap about me
32:58I'm so stupid
33:00You are not stupid
33:01And honestly, I'm proud of you, Sumner
33:04You should sign me up for some
33:07Addicted to assholes
33:08Rehab program or something
33:09Listen, you took a chance
33:12And you opened yourself up in a way that I've never seen before
33:15Yeah, well, it wasn't real
33:17It's just
33:19Hormones or something
33:21It was real
33:23I was watching you two all week
33:24It was like
33:25Sitting in front row at a Nora Ephron movie
33:27Yeah, well, it doesn't matter anymore
33:29Because
33:30Corbin's still a coward
33:31And
33:32I don't know if Adam's ever gonna talk to me again
33:36He will
33:37How can you sound so sure
33:41Because
33:44Well
33:46There's something I have to tell you
33:56You scumbag
33:57I know what you're gonna say
33:58I cannot believe you
34:01You're such a hypocrite
34:02You've been hooking up with Mia this whole time
34:05What?
34:06I told her everything, Adam
34:09Oh, your sister's best friend, bro?
34:14Corbin's right
34:15If you're not cool with him and Sumner Day
34:17Then you and I should break up, too
34:19Babe, come on
34:20Don't babe me
34:22I mean it, Adam
34:24You're being absolutely ridiculous
34:27But she's my
34:29And he's my
34:30Grow up
34:32It wouldn't be fun if we could all go on, like, double dates
34:37Just, like
34:40Don't PDA in front of me
34:42Okay?
34:43Thanks for your blessing, Adam
34:44But we won't be needing it
34:47You couldn't even stand up to your own best friend for me?
34:50Mia came to my defense before you did
34:53Sum, come on
34:54You know, don't call me that
34:56How am I ever gonna trust you?
34:59You're just like how you were in middle school
35:01And you're never gonna change
35:16Sumner, I'm sorry, okay?
35:19You know, you've been saying that for years
35:20I don't believe you
35:21No, I was an idiot, okay?
35:23I didn't know what to say to him
35:24So you thought saying nothing would be better?
35:27You never stand up for
35:28No, I was telling the truth
35:30I wanted to apologize to you first
35:33Your words mean nothing
35:57You never stand up for
36:05I don't know mom I just want to spend the night in my own bed okay yeah Adam and me
36:10are gonna
36:10drive back together I don't know how Corbin's gonna get home he could hitchhike for all I care
36:16I love you too ladies and gentlemen welcome to the show Adam are we good over there we got this
36:23angle crystal clear what are you guys doing just live streaming to the whole school want to say
36:27hi no okay well you're not the main attraction anyway what what's the main attraction I'm the
36:35main attraction oh Corbin give us a show shake it boy come on don't you want your girl to know
36:45how much she means to you no I do Sumner Marlo I need you to believe me when I say
36:52this
36:54I want to be with you and you're right you know words don't always give the whole story so
37:02okay
37:15what do you say I want to be with you too Corbin
37:28you
37:29you
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