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00:00:00Thank you for listening.
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00:01:34You better make yourself known before I light you up.
00:02:31You better make yourself known before I light you up.
00:02:36I think it's worth looking into.
00:02:40If you say so.
00:03:02I think it's worth looking into.
00:03:21You better make yourself known before I light you up.
00:03:34What's he saying?
00:03:37Nothing friendly to be sure.
00:03:39I said if your Americans dig as much as you talk to me to China by now.
00:03:43Ain't lacking that mouth on you old boy.
00:03:45Hey!
00:03:46You don't touch me.
00:03:46I want to kill you.
00:03:48Hey!
00:03:48Stuff it kid.
00:03:51There ain't no crap gold down there.
00:03:53You quit now Ben.
00:03:54You lose your share.
00:03:56It's fine by me.
00:04:02You say something sugar?
00:04:03Yeah.
00:04:04I said go.
00:04:05He's gone.
00:04:06Well I don't take orders.
00:04:08The likes of you.
00:04:09Really.
00:04:09Hey fellas!
00:04:12Hey fellas!
00:04:13I think we got something here.
00:04:17I told you.
00:04:18Shut up man.
00:04:19Help me.
00:04:20Come on man.
00:04:20Let's get it.
00:04:24Oh.
00:04:25Oh.
00:04:27Oh.
00:04:28Oh.
00:04:28Oh.
00:04:28Oh.
00:04:28Oh.
00:04:30Oh.
00:04:39A huge groin.
00:04:49Oh.
00:04:50What the hell?
00:04:52Looks like laundry.
00:04:55filed.
00:04:58Oh.
00:04:59Oh shit.
00:05:01Don't that just be it all?
00:05:04The Great слож's younger treasure,
00:05:06with none but a pile of dirty skibby.
00:05:09Glad we listened to you, Kraut.
00:05:10If I'd buy this, I'd be the best of it, son.
00:05:14That's a way to feel something.
00:05:21Shit.
00:05:23Found of the decade.
00:05:25Good going, Clay.
00:05:26You found yourself a shiny new rock.
00:05:28No, old Klaus wouldn't have buried it out here if it wasn't worth something.
00:05:32It's got some kind of rotten on it.
00:05:34Yeah, symbols.
00:05:36Bring that light here.
00:05:37Nein.
00:05:39Der Verflug der Stein auf der Daemonien.
00:05:42What?
00:05:43What language do you suppose that is?
00:05:46It's ancient German.
00:05:48Stones like this have existed since the dawn of time.
00:05:51And when they appear, they bring nothing but great evil with them.
00:05:56You can read that.
00:05:58Yeah.
00:05:58I know what it means.
00:06:00It's a summoning stone.
00:06:02It's like a piece of coal to me.
00:06:04Yeah.
00:06:04It's coal.
00:06:05Coat it was placed into the shoes of those who were cursed.
00:06:09Those who angered their old gods.
00:06:12That is some story, old boy.
00:06:15Saint Nicholas himself possessed just such a stone.
00:06:18He stole it from the pagans.
00:06:19He sent it to his enemies as a warning.
00:06:23To those who would not convert for those who opposed him.
00:06:28Saint Nicholas.
00:06:29Yeah.
00:06:31You mean Santa Claus.
00:06:33You boys are hearing this shit.
00:06:35Look.
00:06:35Please, you must put it back.
00:06:37Please put it back.
00:06:38This is not something that you wish to trifle with.
00:06:40Curse stones.
00:06:42Santa Claus.
00:06:44Bob heard about it enough.
00:06:45Hey!
00:06:46Hey!
00:06:47Hey!
00:06:48Hey!
00:06:49Hey!
00:06:50Hey!
00:06:50Hey!
00:06:50Hey!
00:06:50Hey!
00:06:51Hey!
00:06:51Hey!
00:06:51Hey!
00:06:51Hey!
00:06:54Hey!
00:06:54Hey!
00:07:02Hey!
00:07:03We're all dead. We're all deadmen.
00:07:07You stupid fools, you have awakened him.
00:07:10Who?
00:07:12Grampus.
00:07:14Bullshit. That's what I say.
00:07:18What the hell is that?
00:07:21He's coming.
00:07:23I like this click.
00:07:24You stupid fools. We're all deadmen. You've dumped us.
00:07:27Let's get out of here.
00:07:28You called it, partner.
00:07:41What the hell is that?
00:07:44It's closer than before.
00:07:45I'm upstate to find out.
00:08:06Get out of here!
00:08:07Run!
00:08:10Oh, my God!
00:08:12Get out of here!
00:08:42I'm upstate to find out.
00:08:44I'm upstate to find out.
00:08:58I'm upstate to find out.
00:09:10I don't know.
00:09:40I don't know.
00:10:21I don't know.
00:10:40Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow
00:10:43When we finally kiss goodnight
00:10:47How I hate to go out of the storm
00:10:51But if you really hold me tight
00:10:56All the way home I'll be warm
00:10:58The fire is slowly dying
00:11:02And my dear words tell goodbye
00:11:06As long as you love me so
00:11:09Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow
00:11:13Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow
00:11:24But as long as you love me so
00:11:28Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow
00:11:31Oh yeah
00:11:33Let it snow, let it snow
00:11:35Let it snow, let it snow
00:12:07Okay, according to the nav system, we're on the homestretch.
00:12:15How you doing, kiddo?
00:12:18I'm okay.
00:12:20But?
00:12:21It's just weird. It doesn't really feel like Christmas is here.
00:12:26Lots of places don't snow at Christmas time.
00:12:28I know.
00:12:30And aren't you excited to see Nana and Grandpa?
00:12:32I can't even remember them.
00:12:34I know, honey.
00:12:35It's been way too long since you've seen them, and that's one of the reasons we're doing this.
00:12:39And your cousin Troy will be there.
00:12:40I hate Troy.
00:12:43Tommy, we don't hate anyone, honey.
00:12:45But he always tries to mess with me.
00:12:46And he's a total little perv.
00:12:48When they came to visit us last year, I caught him trying to take pictures with me through my window.
00:12:52That's not good.
00:12:53Well, it's been almost a year since we last saw my brother and his family.
00:12:56Maybe Troy's grown up.
00:12:59Well, here's hoping we can say the same for your brother.
00:13:02Funny.
00:13:27you made it so good to see you sweetheart you too mom
00:13:33hi Will good to see you again this can't be Fiona she's all grown up not quite and Tommy hi
00:13:44grandma
00:13:45so big hey welcome to the Casa hey daddy that's my girl well Dale how was your flight oh it's
00:13:59better
00:13:59than the drive I heard that well maybe the next time you all come to visit we can build an
00:14:04airship
00:14:05for you oh stop what we don't have enough land let's get you all settled in Dale will you help
00:14:12with the bags amber I have your old room prepared for you and will and I thought Tommy and Troy
00:14:31could
00:14:31stay in the Sun room and that leaves the blue room for Fiona whoa I'll say well I see you
00:14:54fellas metal
00:14:55Blackfoot now he's what you call a real man here really yeah when Amber was a baby and Dale was
00:15:02a
00:15:02little guy that would have made me about your age Will when I first encountered old Blackfoot I swear
00:15:09his eyes are fading out but if you look real close you can still see that look at him what
00:15:14look is
00:15:14that hunger see when an animal gets a taste for man he goes crazy for it becomes an absolute beast
00:15:23he
00:15:23just can't get enough of it this guy yep across the valleys of Rogers ranch now it seems old Blackfoot
00:15:32had acquired a taste for old man Rogers his cows so he and his two sons decided they were going
00:15:38to put
00:15:38him down now they picked up his track easy enough but it was that night when they made camp that's
00:15:47when he got him he killed them eviscerated would be a better word he chopped those bodies up so badly
00:15:53that you couldn't tell where one victim ended and another one began crazy is this you yeah that's me
00:16:03hit old Blackfoot you know I could say that it was due to skill but really it was pure luck
00:16:10I came
00:16:12across him at suppertime chewing on an elk and it still took more than half a dozen rounds for my
00:16:17308
00:16:18to bring him down scary I'll say now when an animal gets a hunger he becomes more than a beast
00:16:26he becomes
00:16:30stronger quicker smarter and if you were to get the drop on him it's only because he lets you
00:16:39you see he's lost off you're a man and he just gets cocky
00:17:07morning Rog Sam find the big one no man tracksmen scare us up by Clayton's pass well you just keep
00:17:18looking eventually you'll find it that I will man okay why the hell are you encouraging this nonsense
00:17:29nonsense shit take a look at this let me see what does that look like to you blurry nonsense shit
00:17:37girl
00:17:38you're crazy I took this photo myself not two days ago and not a stone's throw from hangman's wash I'm
00:17:45getting close I can feel it well you know what I think I think you need to stop getting drunk
00:17:53before
00:17:53you go hunting later son huh what low fuel light just came on yeah thought we'd make it there before
00:18:09running low still 600 miles it's not too bad on a single tank joy yeah that's great happy for you
00:18:19dad
00:18:33well we still got a ways to go so if nature's calling now would be a good time to go
00:18:40uh no way am I peeing here I grew up here babe there's nothing to be afraid of
00:18:54guess I need to fill up I'm sorry cash only really you can't be serious I'm serious
00:19:06shit you got an ATM yep great where is it that don't work well that's that's lovely
00:19:14that's lovely you uh got a bathroom around here yep but that don't work either
00:19:21well shit David I don't like it here that strange man over there he keeps staring at me
00:19:35take it as a compliment just means you still got it I need some cash what do you got
00:19:40let me see you guys hey honestly this is a little mess sorry it's not up to your rummaging standards
00:19:50yeah that's it right there man told you no doubt we're getting close roger I can feel it yes we
00:19:58are
00:19:58close to the car man close to the what close to the mother load man the mother load yeah hey
00:20:11take a look
00:20:11take take take a look that big day you ever seen a track like that for no you ain't have
00:20:17you you
00:20:19want to know how come you ain't ever seen a track like that for ain't no man makes a track
00:20:23like that
00:20:24no more beast neither tell you what except for him him Sasquatch
00:20:43what you know Bigfoot you're kidding right no Bigfoot
00:20:54what you don't watch the history channel
00:21:02aha 20 bucks
00:21:06glad to hear it all right Terry man now to triangulate this correctly we need to start
00:21:12up on the 15 mile marker by old route nine makes sense yes makes sense you guys are priceless man
00:21:20what the hell are you doing believe me guys this is going viral you need to get the hell out
00:21:25of
00:21:25here right now make me oh you little shit get that out of my face son
00:21:36wait they're getting mad this is the best part so you best do what the man says before they wind
00:21:40up
00:21:40cleaning up what's left your ass with a goddamn spatula good one go run off to your dad boy have
00:21:48fun
00:22:08is that wills car it's a rental I guess I doubt they drove all the way from Atlanta well we
00:22:16know
00:22:17somebody who doesn't care about his carbon footprint okay let's get this party started
00:22:30David come here and give me a hug hey mom
00:22:41troy
00:22:44hey what get out of the car and say hello to your family
00:22:51so lame
00:23:05you ready for this buddy are you
00:23:18hey will hey Dave it's David
00:23:23right sorry David remember Tommy of course how's it going big guy
00:23:28good you remember your cousin Troy
00:23:33Fiona you are just gorgeous aren't you
00:23:36thanks Amber
00:23:37Troy let's put the phone away and join the rest of the homo sapiens
00:23:40say hello to your uncle and your cousin
00:23:45what's up
00:23:56so Tommy's in what grade now
00:23:58I love it
00:23:59seventh
00:23:59seventh god how time flies
00:24:09where's your sister
00:24:13shit
00:24:14hey you know we are having dinner soon
00:24:20so
00:24:21so your aunt and your grandmother have gone through a lot of trouble to make a meal for everyone
00:24:29good for them
00:24:37I'm sorry about that
00:24:39he's just going through some phase
00:24:42not at all
00:24:42he reminds me of his father when he was that age
00:24:45this is an old story
00:24:46but tell her the truth
00:24:48she makes daddy angry
00:24:51she makes daddy angry
00:24:52she makes daddy angry
00:24:53she makes mom
00:24:53so sad that she
00:24:55and you
00:24:57does she make you sad
00:24:59no fun
00:25:00no thanks
00:25:05what are you reading
00:25:06oh this is an old story
00:25:11what you guys watching
00:25:14I don't know some Christmas thing
00:25:16it's a Christmas story
00:25:19can you read it to me
00:25:21yeah
00:25:21tis the season for gross commercialization
00:25:24and this one used to give me nightmares
00:25:27troubling isn't it
00:25:29what's that
00:25:30being surrounded by all this murder
00:25:34you know for years I wouldn't set foot in this place
00:25:37really
00:25:38but then I realized I need to be more tolerant of those less evolved
00:25:42good for you
00:25:47hey
00:25:49is that thing real
00:25:51I'm sure it is Tommy let's not touch it
00:25:55it's okay Tommy
00:25:56grandpa wouldn't mind
00:25:58how much this thing worth
00:26:00what's gold trading for today
00:26:02it's like 50 60 bucks an ounce
00:26:04that's easy 25 30 ounces
00:26:06so that would be
00:26:08it's more like
00:26:09eighteen hundred dollars an ounce
00:26:12for this little thing
00:26:14you guys want to know the really interesting part about it
00:26:16grandpa Dale found that on this very property
00:26:20no shit
00:26:21no
00:26:23yeah
00:26:24he's panning for gold in the creek
00:26:26these hills are full of gold
00:26:29hey I got an idea
00:26:31you boys ever been panning for gold
00:26:33no
00:26:34what do you see I show you how
00:26:37I don't think that's a good idea Dave
00:26:39I mean dinners coming up here pretty soon
00:26:41oh come on will the creeks a five minute walk from here
00:26:45I don't know if I'm up for that Dave
00:26:46come on dad it'll be fun
00:26:49all right well
00:26:50ask grandma and your mom if it's okay
00:26:54we've got plenty of time
00:26:55I'll get grandpa's panning kit
00:27:09hey friend
00:27:10so what your horoscope say today
00:27:13you will spend another Christmas Eve alone in a small dispatch station
00:27:18friend it's not that bad
00:27:20hey just just hear me out how about this
00:27:22how about you and I will just sing Christmas carols to each other over the radio
00:27:27so
00:27:28how'd you get stuck on the holiday shift
00:27:31just lucky I guess
00:27:33yeah
00:27:34how's the little lady gonna feel about that
00:27:36well actually she moved the rest of her stuff out last week
00:27:40oh
00:27:40I'm sorry
00:27:41I didn't know
00:27:44I like that one too
00:27:45yeah well you didn't have to live with her
00:27:49I hear that
00:27:50oh single life
00:27:53I gotta get back on the saddle
00:27:54you mind if we wrap a cookie?
00:27:56watch out for falling reindeer turds
00:27:58all right reindeer turds
00:28:00all right have a good night
00:28:02yeah see ya
00:28:11this is stupid
00:28:13didn't tell me how far it was gonna be
00:28:15come on son show a little backbone
00:28:17it's not even been half a mile
00:28:20whatever
00:28:21over here looks like a good spot
00:28:25boys let me show you how it's done
00:28:27you know I never took you for the outdoors type
00:28:31okay
00:28:32see that?
00:28:34why don't you get a nice amount like this
00:28:37just swirl the pan
00:28:40hey Troy
00:28:41wanna give it a try?
00:28:42pass
00:28:44okay
00:28:45Tommy?
00:28:46how about you?
00:28:48go ahead Tommy
00:28:49give it a shot
00:28:51like this?
00:28:52good just like that
00:28:53now try and sift through it
00:28:54tip it so you can drain the water out
00:28:57oh
00:28:57be careful
00:29:01it's okay Tommy
00:29:02just go ahead and give it another try
00:29:10smell that?
00:29:14what?
00:29:15he's smoking again
00:29:16hey Troy
00:29:18unbelievable
00:29:19I can smell that cigarette
00:29:20what?
00:29:21I'm not smoking
00:29:22yeah sure you're not
00:29:23you're doing this right dad?
00:29:26honestly
00:29:27I don't know buddy
00:29:28I don't even think your uncle really knows either
00:29:35trying to strike it rich?
00:29:36hi
00:29:39you're not gonna get anything that way
00:29:41here
00:29:42let me see your pan
00:29:45thanks
00:29:45okay so
00:29:47without a sifter you wanna start with just a little bit
00:29:49like that
00:29:52just put it in some water
00:29:54so yeah there you go
00:29:55yeah get some of the dirt
00:29:57yeah in the mud off
00:29:58there you go
00:29:59good job bud
00:30:01perfect well we appreciate the help
00:30:04I'm Will
00:30:05oh Bonnie
00:30:06this is my son Tommy
00:30:07nice to meet you both
00:30:09so
00:30:10take it you're from around here?
00:30:12yeah born and raised
00:30:13oh very cool
00:30:19oh hi
00:30:21I'm Dave
00:30:22hi Dave
00:30:23I'm Bonnie
00:30:23yeah yeah it's David actually
00:30:26my name's David
00:30:29mine's still Bonnie
00:30:31you guys done?
00:30:33this is beyond lame
00:30:36that's
00:30:36that's my boy Troy
00:30:40hey
00:30:41I can't find my way back alone
00:30:42and I'm fucking bored
00:30:44yeah you know teenagers right?
00:30:47hey
00:30:47this is the dumbest thing I've ever done it
00:30:49whoa
00:30:51how are you doing?
00:30:53I'm good
00:30:55okay
00:30:56okay well I'm sure supper's ready by now
00:30:58yeah
00:31:00it was a pleasure to meet you Bonnie
00:31:01yeah it was nice to meet you
00:31:03I'll see y'all later
00:31:04see you around
00:31:13come on
00:31:15now that
00:31:16was one sweet piece of ass
00:31:19really?
00:31:20is that how you refer to women is it?
00:31:22yeah
00:31:22let's go come on
00:31:23are we going now?
00:31:24yes
00:31:27hey dad
00:31:29what is that?
00:31:30come on
00:31:40looks like it
00:31:42could be onyx maybe
00:31:44it's interesting
00:31:46it's a rock
00:31:47so smooth
00:31:49could be an onyx
00:31:51can I see it?
00:31:54it's light
00:31:55it's really boring
00:31:59very interesting find Tommy
00:32:01way to go
00:32:04I think your uncle's jealous
00:32:06if you go to the house
00:32:09you can see them
00:32:12it's really boring
00:32:12I don't wanna know
00:32:12I'll be right
00:32:12I'll be right
00:32:23I'll be right
00:32:23I'll be right
00:32:35before
00:32:39Hey, Bonnie.
00:32:41What do you want, Dan?
00:32:42Well, it is Christmas.
00:32:45I figured I'd just stop by and say hello.
00:32:47I mean, I like what you've done with the place.
00:32:50It's nice.
00:32:52Hi. You need to leave.
00:32:56Why? Is he here?
00:32:58He has a name.
00:33:01Yeah, I know, but he also has a record, too.
00:33:04But I bet you didn't know that.
00:33:06Seriously?
00:33:08Your man has a real lead foot.
00:33:10He's had his license suspended twice because he doesn't pay his fines.
00:33:15You're doing background checks on my new boyfriend.
00:33:17Do you have any idea how creepy that is?
00:33:19Hey, look. I'm just looking out for you.
00:33:23Well, you need to stop looking out for me.
00:33:25It's over, Dan. Take a hint.
00:33:44Oh, wait. I didn't see you there.
00:33:46It's because I'm not.
00:33:49Just pretend you can't see me.
00:33:53Okay.
00:33:59Why are you so fascinated by that stupid rock?
00:34:04I just think it's cool.
00:34:07Man, you're easy to impress.
00:34:11Give it to me.
00:34:13Give it back, Troy!
00:34:14What? You gonna tell your daddy on me?
00:34:16Don't.
00:34:19Don't.
00:34:20Troy!
00:34:21Where are you?
00:34:25You're smoking again, aren't you?
00:34:27No, I'm not.
00:34:29I can smell it.
00:34:31See?
00:34:33No cigarettes.
00:34:34Well, come inside.
00:34:35Your father needs your help with his laptop.
00:34:38Later.
00:34:39Now!
00:34:41Fine.
00:34:44Fine.
00:35:02Good morning.
00:35:14You can hear it twice.
00:35:16amounts of noise.
00:35:22you can hear it twice.
00:35:26You can hear it twice.
00:35:30shiit.
00:35:34You can hear it twice.
00:35:39Wow.
00:35:40I wasn't-
00:35:41Shut up!
00:35:43Easy.
00:35:43Hands up.
00:35:50What you doing outside my window?
00:35:51I was just trying-
00:35:52Save it.
00:35:54Look, if you just let me explain.
00:35:56What's that little thing?
00:35:58Well, that would be my-
00:35:59Turn around.
00:36:16So this is how you surprise me?
00:36:18I told you I was coming home for Christmas.
00:36:21I should kick your ass for sneaking up on me.
00:36:24What?
00:36:26I bet you like games like that.
00:36:28And besides, I had to make sure I wasn't being followed.
00:36:31I was kind of risky considering your ex carries a gun.
00:36:34Fuck that.
00:36:39Wait.
00:36:41What?
00:36:42You hear that?
00:36:43It's the oven timer.
00:36:45Okay.
00:36:46Dinner's ready.
00:36:47And?
00:36:48You don't feel like eating?
00:36:51I think my mind's kind of what other things are right now.
00:36:53First rule of survival.
00:36:54You gotta eat.
00:36:57Well, shit.
00:36:59Well, shit.
00:37:02Go.
00:37:02I can't.
00:37:21I don't.
00:37:30it's on
00:37:34you hear that roger
00:37:37oh yeah
00:37:41got a 9 vision camera
00:37:42right here man
00:37:43what about that heat sensing thingamajig
00:37:45it's a big 10-4 old buddy
00:37:47is that a 50 cal
00:37:52yes it is man
00:37:54a lot of firepower
00:37:57should be enough man
00:37:59not for what
00:38:02man what do you mean for what
00:38:03we gotta take that son of a bitch down
00:38:08wait wait you mean kill him
00:38:09that's the plan
00:38:10yeah that's always been the plan
00:38:13don't tell me you have a problem with that now
00:38:17shit I don't know maybe
00:38:19he could be the last of us
00:38:21counting the whole dang world
00:38:22for all we know
00:38:22come on man
00:38:24what are you fucking greenpeace now
00:38:26no I just
00:38:28shooting something that's one of a kind
00:38:29just don't seem right
00:38:30don't seem right
00:38:31well obviously you ain't never heard of Darwin
00:38:33you know natural selection and shit
00:38:37you used to drive that blue chevy
00:38:40what man
00:38:41no
00:38:43Darwin was like a thousand years ago or something man
00:38:45talked about survival of the fittest
00:38:48okay
00:38:49so the way I see it is
00:38:50if this thing really is just running around out there
00:38:53last of its kind
00:38:54shit man
00:38:56we're just taking our part in the natural selection of things
00:39:01I don't know
00:39:04let's look at it like this then
00:39:05okay
00:39:06what if he is out there
00:39:07you know we find him
00:39:09what are we gonna do then man
00:39:12well I
00:39:13don't be famous shit boys
00:39:15I found Bigfoot
00:39:16man not if we can't prove it man
00:39:18we'll end up just going home
00:39:20same laughing stock we are right now
00:39:24we're laughing stock
00:39:26come on Terry
00:39:28what
00:39:28how can you be so disconnected man
00:39:31you don't hear all that laughter
00:39:33all the murmuring people do underneath their breath when you walk by
00:39:38shit
00:39:38I guess I never noticed
00:39:40yeah well I do
00:39:42and everybody thinks it man
00:39:44thinks what
00:39:46man they think
00:39:47here come Roger and Terry man
00:39:49two guys are gonna find Bigfoot
00:39:54couple of fucking screws loose in their head they say
00:40:00I never knew
00:40:05well hey we got a camera
00:40:06we got a heat sensing thingamajig
00:40:08they're gonna have to believe us
00:40:10man
00:40:10nobody's gonna have to believe anything man
00:40:12that's not gonna be good enough
00:40:13not even close
00:40:16alright
00:40:17we got no option
00:40:18no matter which way you look at it man
00:40:21this boy's going down
00:40:25alright so
00:40:27what you're saying
00:40:30is it's him or us
00:40:31yeah
00:40:36well fuck it
00:40:37guess you're right
00:40:39no man
00:40:40I am right
00:40:43now let's go
00:41:08merry christmas baby
00:41:10merry christmas
00:41:31you know you don't have to do that Will
00:41:34it's no problem
00:41:37you're a good man
00:41:39drink
00:41:40what is that stuff
00:41:42well now this
00:41:45is Mr. Dale Henderson's
00:41:48personal reserve
00:41:51moonshine
00:41:52why not
00:41:57good answer
00:42:12oh god
00:42:15makes a hair on your ball stand up doesn't it
00:42:18I'll say
00:42:19wow
00:42:21want another one
00:42:23absolutely
00:42:28still can't get signal out here
00:42:30honey give that thing a rest
00:42:43oh shit
00:42:47what the hell
00:42:49Troy what are you doing
00:42:50he was filming me again
00:42:51go to bed Troy
00:43:17you're kidding right
00:43:18the pet rock
00:43:22you're sleeping with it now
00:43:24leave me alone
00:43:28whatever
00:43:32you know your sister's pretty hot
00:43:37she's your cousin
00:43:38so
00:43:39it's legal in some places
00:43:42ha
00:43:42got a signal
00:43:44finally
00:43:44now if you only had someone to call
00:43:47shut up
00:43:52well man
00:43:53what
00:43:55keep it down
00:43:57you talk first
00:43:58shh
00:43:59Darry keep it down man
00:44:00dang nabby what
00:44:02he's out here man
00:44:04I can feel it
00:44:06I don't feel nothing
00:44:08I don't feel shit
00:44:08nah man
00:44:09he's definitely been out here
00:44:13matter of fact
00:44:15he's still here
00:44:17you can bet on it
00:44:19oh man do you see that
00:44:21no
00:44:21right there in them bushes man
00:44:23the dead man couldn't see that
00:44:24god damn it wait for me
00:44:28damn man
00:44:32ha ha ha ha
00:44:34ha ha ha
00:44:38that he's not shooting right
00:44:39she done
00:44:39that's Peter Cottondale
00:44:41oh man
00:44:43oh god
00:44:44oh you should have seen your face
00:44:45oh god damn
00:44:47your brow all gristle
00:44:48looking mean as a rattlesnake
00:44:49he's here Terry
00:44:51I got him
00:44:52oh god damn
00:44:53what a hoot
00:44:55ha ha ha
00:44:56Terry man
00:44:57funny as always
00:44:59oh my god
00:45:00oh
00:45:01oh
00:45:01oh wait
00:45:02wait till I tell people
00:45:03wait till I
00:45:04no no
00:45:04there he was
00:45:05old Rog
00:45:06facing down
00:45:07the creature
00:45:07fearless
00:45:08regular fucking
00:45:09Sylvester Stallone
00:45:10he was
00:45:11putting Grizzly Adams
00:45:12to shame
00:45:13with that dead
00:45:13have your laugh Terry
00:45:15swear to god man
00:45:20you hear that man
00:45:23what's that
00:45:26I don't know man
00:45:27sounds like it's getting closer
00:45:30sounds like a stampede
00:45:33wait
00:45:35is it gone
00:45:41I'm not liking this
00:45:44me neither man
00:45:46I think we should head back to the truck
00:45:49yeah I'm alright
00:45:50yeah I'm alright with it
00:45:55right
00:46:01how was
00:46:02yeah it was
00:46:03yeah
00:46:25okay what the hell
00:46:26okay what the hell
00:46:37someone there
00:46:38someone there
00:47:14James
00:47:17James
00:47:18James
00:47:19James
00:47:29Babe, where'd you go?
00:47:30No!
00:48:13Whoa!
00:48:23This is too weird.
00:48:28I gotta tell you something, Dale.
00:48:30This is some really good stuff.
00:48:33You might want to sit down before you fall down.
00:48:36I'm okay.
00:48:39It's Bonnie Tyler!
00:48:41He's gotta let me in!
00:48:41Are you expecting somebody?
00:48:43No.
00:48:44Please open the door!
00:48:45Please open the door!
00:48:50Please let me in!
00:48:52Bonnie, are you okay?
00:48:53You gotta call 911 right now.
00:48:54What?
00:48:55Why?
00:48:55Please just let me in!
00:48:56What's going on?
00:48:58Something attacked us and now James is dead.
00:49:01Bonnie, why are you just in a bathroom?
00:49:02You got a landline?
00:49:03Yeah, it's right there in the kitchen.
00:49:12Damn it, pick up, pick up, pick up.
00:49:16Two sheets, guys.
00:49:18Really?
00:49:19Alright, I'm coming.
00:49:23South Tower 911, what is your emergency?
00:49:26Yes, you gotta send help.
00:49:28I'm at my neighbors.
00:49:29I've been attacked by some kind of creature and now my boyfriend is dead.
00:49:34Come again, ma'am?
00:49:35You said a creature killed your boyfriend?
00:49:37I fired a ton of buckshot but it just kept coming.
00:49:40Everything okay out here?
00:49:45Okay, and what is your name and location, ma'am?
00:49:48Bonnie Tyler, 614 North Desert Vista Drive.
00:49:51Okay, Bonnie, got it.
00:49:54Now just stay on the line with me.
00:49:57Are you sending someone?
00:49:59Call Trooper Schilling, he's a friend of mine.
00:50:05Dad, you've got to see this.
00:50:06Not now, Tommy.
00:50:07But, Dad.
00:50:08Dale, where are you going?
00:50:10I'm gonna go ahead and take a look around.
00:50:12I'll come with you, Dale.
00:50:13No, sweetie, I don't think that's the best idea.
00:50:15It's okay, Amber.
00:50:16I'll make sure he doesn't get killed.
00:50:18You be careful yourself out there, Dale.
00:50:20Oh, wait for me.
00:50:21Why?
00:50:22So I can stop you from shooting the first of the balloons.
00:50:31111, this is dispatch.
00:50:33You got your ears on?
00:50:35This is 111.
00:50:36Go for dispatch.
00:50:38Hey, Dan.
00:50:39I got a weird one for you.
00:50:43What's that?
00:50:45Woman claims her boyfriend was attacked by some kind of creature or something.
00:50:51Animal of some kind, I guess.
00:50:54Okay, have you called in search and rescue?
00:50:56Not yet.
00:50:58Could be a crank.
00:51:00Thought you might want to check it out for yourself before I call in the cavalry.
00:51:05Okay, 10-4.
00:51:06Hey, what's the 20?
00:51:09Uh...
00:51:09614 North Desert Vista Drive.
00:51:13Wait, that's Buddy Tyler's place.
00:51:16Yeah.
00:51:17She said she was a friend of yours.
00:51:20Okay, 10-4, stand by dispatch.
00:51:22I'm on my way.
00:51:35Shining that light over there.
00:51:36See something?
00:51:40No.
00:51:41I can't see or hear a damn thing.
00:51:43That's good, right?
00:51:45No, it's like something scared everything off of this damn mountain.
00:51:49Hey, Dale.
00:51:51I think we should go back to the house.
00:51:53Yeah, Dan, I'm with Will on this one.
00:51:56Did you hear that?
00:52:02Quiet.
00:52:09I got something.
00:52:14What is that?
00:52:21Is that cow tracks?
00:52:24Have you ever seen a damn two-legged cow?
00:52:27All right, this is getting really spooky.
00:52:30We need to go back to the house.
00:52:31Yeah, I think you're right.
00:52:44The house is this way.
00:52:46Yeah.
00:52:53Phil!
00:52:54Oh, God!
00:53:04Uh...
00:53:08Mom?
00:53:10What's going on?
00:53:11We don't quite know yet, sweetheart.
00:53:13Who's she?
00:53:16And where's Daddy?
00:53:22We gotta get out of here!
00:53:23Where's Will and your father?
00:53:25They're gone, Mom.
00:53:26What?
00:53:26What does that mean, they're gone?
00:53:28Look, we gotta get everybody in the cars and get out of here.
00:53:31No, David!
00:53:32Hold on!
00:53:32Where is my husband?
00:53:34Everyone, please.
00:53:35Where is Will?
00:53:36They're dead!
00:53:37Okay?
00:53:39Both of them ripped and straight by whatever that is out there!
00:53:41What?
00:53:42No.
00:53:43No way.
00:53:43I'm on the phone with the police.
00:53:45That's great.
00:53:46But trust me, we don't want to stay here.
00:53:47We're safer here than we are out there.
00:53:49And we'd be safer still going a hundred miles an hour away from this place!
00:53:52Come on!
00:53:53I am not leaving here without your father.
00:53:56Me neither.
00:53:57Dad is dead!
00:53:59Okay, Mom?
00:54:00Him and Will both!
00:54:01I'll get Troy.
00:54:03Get out of the way, David.
00:54:04What are you doing?
00:54:05Get out of my way, David!
00:54:06No!
00:54:07What is your name?
00:54:08Bonnie!
00:54:08Bonnie!
00:54:09You saw this thing!
00:54:10Would you please tell my mother and sister how bad an idea it is to go looking around
00:54:13out there?
00:54:14He's right.
00:54:16If you saw the same thing that attacked us, it's too late.
00:54:21Hello?
00:54:22Ma'am?
00:54:22Are you still there?
00:54:24Yeah, I'm here.
00:54:25Um, but two other people have gone missing.
00:54:30I heard a lot of shouting.
00:54:33Make sure everyone stays in the house.
00:54:36Secure all your doors and windows, but don't leave.
00:54:39Help is on the way.
00:54:41I'll try.
00:54:43I've got to find Daddy.
00:54:45Merle!
00:54:47Come on!
00:54:48Tommy!
00:54:49No!
00:54:50Ann Burke!
00:54:51Fiona, get over here!
00:54:57The fire!
00:55:00Oh my god!
00:55:16Err!
00:55:291-11 requesting backup, we're going to need a cadaver unit out here.
00:55:47Dale! Will! Daddy! Dad? Gotta find Daddy. Tommy, come back here! Dale, where are you?
00:56:02Hey! Troy! The fuck, Dad? Unbelievable. Are you this disconnected from reality? All hell is breaking loose out there and
00:56:16you're playing your stupid game!
00:56:18Whatever. Move! Now! All right. Enough with the yelling.
00:56:25Car is leaving in 30 seconds and you're going to be in it. Shit.
00:56:45Dad!
00:56:47Edward! Tommy! Dad!
00:56:51Edward!
00:56:51Edward!
00:56:59Edward!
00:57:00Edward!
00:57:01Edward!
00:57:07Edward!
00:57:08These are mine, but I think they'll fit you.
00:57:26Hey, baby, go get your stuff. I'm going to leave, okay?
00:57:33Fiona, you're going to come with us, okay?
00:57:35The police want us to stay here.
00:57:38Well, that's because they have no idea what they're dealing with.
00:57:42Do they?
00:57:45Fuck it.
00:57:47We're leaving.
00:57:49No, ma'am.
00:57:51Do not leave the premises.
00:57:54I have to insist you stay on the line.
00:57:58Hello?
00:57:59Shit.
00:58:02Fuck, where's Troy?
00:58:05Troy!
00:58:06Coming!
00:58:07Damn!
00:58:09Dad?
00:58:11Grandpa?
00:58:12Tommy, stay close to me!
00:58:17What is that?
00:58:21No, Tommy!
00:58:23Dad?
00:58:25We have to go.
00:58:27Now!
00:58:36Mom!
00:58:36Right, Tommy!
00:58:39Right!
00:58:56Mom!
00:58:58Amber!
00:59:01Tommy!
00:59:03Where's your grandma and your mom?
00:59:07Okay, bye.
00:59:08Be kind of left.
00:59:17Where's mom and grandma?
00:59:24That all you guys?
00:59:25Yeah.
00:59:28Now we're going to knock gas gaslers again.
00:59:43Shit!
00:59:46Shit!
00:59:46Shit!
00:59:46Shit!
00:59:48Shit!
00:59:48Shit!
00:59:48Slow down!
00:59:49You're going too fast!
00:59:57David!
00:59:57Honey, please!
00:59:59Slow down before you kill all of us!
01:00:01Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!
01:00:03Don't you tell me to shut up!
01:00:05You're distracting me!
01:00:07Keep it up and I guarantee you're gonna have an accident!
01:00:10Fuck it!
01:00:20Whoop!
01:00:31Everyone okay?
01:00:35No.
01:00:36Dad.
01:00:37Everyone alive at least?
01:00:44Shit.
01:00:44Dad.
01:00:47Okay.
01:00:51It's on foot from here, I guess.
01:00:53Great plan, Uncle Dave.
01:00:56You got a better one, Fiona?
01:01:00How far is it to town from here?
01:01:05Fastest way will be through the desert.
01:01:07Let's go. Go.
01:01:13Viv?
01:01:16Baby?
01:01:29Oh, my God.
01:01:34No.
01:01:37Mom?
01:01:39No, no, no.
01:02:01You killed her.
01:02:04You fucking freak, you killed her!
01:02:06I don't know.
01:02:07You killed my mother.
01:02:09Hey, Roy!
01:02:11Come on, man!
01:02:12It's okay.
01:02:12It's okay.
01:02:12It's okay.
01:02:13It's okay.
01:02:13It's okay.
01:02:13You got me, lady.
01:02:14Son, please.
01:02:15I'm so sorry.
01:02:20You gotta go.
01:02:22Nothing's still out there.
01:02:26Too late.
01:02:28He's already here.
01:02:32Okay.
01:02:33Hey, mister.
01:02:33Time to snap out of it.
01:02:34Let's go.
01:02:35No, you go.
01:02:35Get the kids to safety.
01:02:36Mister, there is brave and then they're stupid.
01:02:38Let's go.
01:02:39Go!
01:02:40Go!
01:02:41Go!
01:02:45Go!
01:02:50Ah!
01:02:51Ah!
01:02:54Ah!
01:02:56Ah!
01:02:56Aah!
01:02:57Ah!
01:02:58Ah!
01:02:59Ah!
01:03:00Ah!
01:03:12State police, state police, I'm coming in, state police, state police, state police,
01:03:31police, come out with your hands up.
01:03:39111 to dispatch.
01:03:41Go ahead.
01:03:42This place is deserted. There's nobody here.
01:03:46Yeah, the woman hung up on me.
01:03:48How do you want to proceed?
01:03:53Right now I'm not too sure. Any word on my backup in that cadaver unit?
01:03:59I've called everyone from the Forest Service to the County Sheriff.
01:04:03Word's gone out, but all they'll tell me is they're in route.
01:04:07You gotta be kidding me.
01:04:09It's Christmas Eve, Dan. What do you want me to say?
01:04:14Look, just keep me posted, okay?
01:04:18Be careful out there, Dan. Something strange is going on.
01:04:30Come on, Troy. Hurry up.
01:04:34Eat me.
01:04:35You also do that for me if you don't hurry up.
01:04:37If you lose that backpack, we'll move faster.
01:04:39Yeah, what's in there anyways?
01:04:40Don't worry about it.
01:04:42Come on, Gus.
01:04:43We're almost at Illinois and Coop's place.
01:04:45I'll get you right back into town.
01:04:48Tommy, help him.
01:04:51Come on.
01:04:52I don't need your help. Half pints.
01:04:54Come on. Let's move. Come on. Come on.
01:05:06Hey, Coop. You home? It's Bonnie.
01:05:13Hey, Coop.
01:05:15Bonnie. What the hell are you doing out here, girl?
01:05:17I'd tell you, but I don't think you'd believe us.
01:05:21Friends of yours?
01:05:23Listen, we need to get into town. You still got that old beater truck of yours?
01:05:26She don't run.
01:05:27She hasn't since last winter when her engine froze up on me.
01:05:30That's just wonderful.
01:05:36Well, come on in.
01:05:39Go. Go. Move.
01:05:44The place is a bit cramped, but do your best to make yourself a home.
01:05:49We really can't stay. There's something after us.
01:05:53There's an evil moon in the sky tonight.
01:05:56I've seen this once before.
01:05:57When?
01:05:59Well, he's a young man.
01:06:00Just about the age of this feller.
01:06:08Got taken up with a gang of treasure hunters.
01:06:16Our leader was a fellow named Clay Olsen.
01:06:19He met this German that claimed to know the location of the Klaus Jünger loot.
01:06:26Who's Klaus and Jünger?
01:06:28Klaus and Jünger were a pair of Hessian outlaws, said to be the deadliest pistols of their day.
01:06:33They'd robbed every bank, stage, train, and pay house from here to Santa Fe.
01:06:40So you can imagine our excitement when we thought we'd found their stash.
01:06:43Did you find it?
01:06:44Yeah, but let's just say it wasn't what we expected.
01:06:48This is it, Clayton.
01:06:50Payday.
01:06:51I'm sorry.
01:07:08What the hell?
01:07:11Looks like laundry.
01:07:13Way to feel something.
01:07:20Looked like a bust.
01:07:22All we found was this slick black stone about the size of a football.
01:07:27Wait, you mean like this?
01:07:30My rock.
01:07:32Where'd you get that?
01:07:33I found it this afternoon at the creek by my granddad's house.
01:07:36Well, that's the one and that's why the Krampus is chasing you.
01:07:40The Krampus.
01:07:41All these years that Krampus has laid in wait.
01:07:44Now, somehow, one of y'all is waking him.
01:07:49Christ, Coop. This is crazy, even for you.
01:07:52I don't get it. How can a stupid rock cause all this?
01:07:55Cause it ain't no ordinary rock.
01:08:01What's that?
01:08:03I searched high and low to find this.
01:08:05I spent a whole lot of time.
01:08:11I knew for sure that one day it'd come in real handy.
01:08:16Oh, here we are.
01:08:18Well, now that there is what's called the summoning stone.
01:08:21In ancient times, it was used to bring evil spirits into the world.
01:08:25Trouble is, very few learned how to control a creature once summoned.
01:08:29Legend says Cleopatra was one, Saint Nicholas the other.
01:08:34Santa?
01:08:35Don't tell me you believe in Santa Claus.
01:08:37Well, every legend is based on a shred of truth.
01:08:41Does this book tell us how to control him?
01:08:44Like Saint Nicholas?
01:08:45No, but it does tell us how to stop him.
01:08:47Great. How?
01:08:51Well, here you have your elements.
01:08:53Earth, fire, and water.
01:08:56Now, it's fire that awakens him.
01:08:58One mere spark hits the stone.
01:09:01Then it brings the curse to life.
01:09:03But how do we reverse the curse?
01:09:04Well, he must be returned to the netherworld, buried under stone and earth.
01:09:10Once his thirst for blood is quenched, he'll return himself as he did all those years ago.
01:09:14But since he's still chasing you, it's clear that he's not finished yet.
01:09:19So...
01:09:19So you have to bury him then?
01:09:22Great idea.
01:09:25Anyone got a shovel?
01:09:26Just the stone's throw from here is the entrance to the vulture mine.
01:09:29It was closed back in the 1880s when the diggers hit the water table.
01:09:33This is really crazy.
01:09:35How are we supposed to get him to go in there?
01:09:36Well, that's the easy part.
01:09:38The Krampus is drawn to the stone.
01:09:40We bring that with us into the mine and rest assured he'll follow.
01:09:43We bring him close, we light the fuse and run like hell, and we bring the whole mountain down on
01:09:48him.
01:09:48Light the fuse?
01:09:49Yeah. Dynamite.
01:09:54No, no, this is the dumbest thing I've ever heard. Coop, our best bet is to get to town and
01:09:59get some help.
01:10:00What kind of help you reckon you'll find there?
01:10:02Bullets won't kill him. Hell, an A-bomp won't.
01:10:05Are you the folks that's woken him up?
01:10:07And that's who he's after.
01:10:08So even if you make it to town, a lot of good people are gonna die.
01:10:11Then we have to stop him.
01:10:12Well, I've studied Krampus all my life.
01:10:14And I know that the only way to stop him after he's awoken is to send him back to the
01:10:19depths of hell.
01:10:21People said I was crazy, but I knew that one day he'd awaken and come back to finish what he
01:10:25started.
01:10:26And at long last that time is here.
01:10:28What in the hell?
01:10:32It only glows like that when he's close.
01:10:34It's time to move.
01:10:42Alright, let's go.
01:10:43I still don't like this, Coop.
01:10:52Alright, this is it. Stay close.
01:10:55It's okay, go home.
01:10:56Let's go!
01:11:09Alright, que.
01:11:29I can't.
01:11:31Fuck this.
01:11:32I need a break.
01:11:33Here, I can hold it.
01:11:34Get away.
01:11:35Okay.
01:11:35Come on.
01:11:36Fuck off.
01:11:38Fine.
01:11:39Go on, Tom.
01:11:40Here, keep moving.
01:12:14Friend, back up, now!
01:12:27This here is the spot.
01:12:29Now, let's plant us some dynamite.
01:13:10Well, that should do it.
01:13:11Blow this here pillar and the whole dang cave should come down.
01:13:14What?
01:13:14You're going to blow this place up with us in here.
01:13:16Well, I'm going to blow it, but by the time the fuses go, we'll be home free.
01:13:19Sure about that coop.
01:13:25It's coming!
01:13:27Mine!
01:13:28Go and get them out of here!
01:13:29Go in!
01:13:29Run!
01:13:29Run!
01:13:30That's the best way!
01:13:30Go!
01:13:34Go!
01:13:36Go!
01:13:38Go!
01:13:40Go!
01:13:44See you in hell, Damon!
01:13:47Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
01:14:23I'll be damned.
01:14:30Are you guys okay?
01:14:31Merry Christmas, Dan.
01:14:33Is there anybody else up there?
01:14:35Troy.
01:14:36Okay, alright, come on. Come on, guys. Let's go. Come on.
01:14:39Come on.
01:14:40111 are dispatched. I have them. They're safe.
01:14:41Send a second unit. Come on, guys.
01:14:43Come on.
01:14:58Fuck.
01:15:11Fuck?
01:15:24Oh!
01:15:26Oh!
01:15:26No, no, no.
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