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Hollyoaks - Season 31 - Episode 01: Mon 6 Jan 2025
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00:00Yeah, Jacob's vanished. We need to find someone else. I'll get on it.
00:05We could spend some time together without any pressure.
00:07Dylan! James needs his dad.
00:09Sorry, I can't do this anymore.
00:13You wanted me to think you'd fallen off the wagon,
00:15just so you could wheedle your way back into my arms.
00:18It's not going to work. I'm with Marie.
00:20All right, everybody inside. We'll be here in a minute.
00:23Cleo!
00:24See, what's she doing now?
00:27Cleo!
00:28Cleo!
00:58Cleo!
00:59Cleo!
01:00Cleo!
01:01Every time you come around, you know I can't say no.
01:09Every time the sun goes down, I'll let you take control.
01:16I understand the rest of my head, do you?
01:22Diane?
01:25I'm moving out.
01:27And I want to take Roe with me.
01:33Hey, Lucas, please, can we talk?
01:36Hey, I know you can hear me!
01:41You really are something, Cleo.
01:43Pulling yourself out that canal to ruin my wedding day.
01:46I found your little notebook.
01:49Hey, you planned it all, didn't you?
01:51Faked your own death.
01:53No, you really aren't clever, Cleo, aren't you?
01:58People thought that I'd be intimidated by that, but I wasn't.
02:01No.
02:02Clever people know when to keep their mouth sharp.
02:05I liked it.
02:07No, what threw me off was a deception.
02:11I didn't know you could lie like that.
02:13You get away from my cousin.
02:15Nurse!
02:15I want a nursing ear now!
02:17Mercedes, is that really necessary?
02:18Touch one hair on her head.
02:20Mercedes, what's wrong?
02:23Hey, what are you doing here?
02:23Yeah, what are you doing here?
02:25I came to see you, didn't I, Perry?
02:26And then I saw Cleo, and I just wanted to make sure she was OK.
02:29Can't you finish her off, I'm all right?
02:30Yeah, and I was going to do it with the blinds open as well.
02:32Yeah, perfect crime!
02:34Look, Perry, she and I, we were in love once.
02:37You can't blame me for caring about her, can you?
02:39You are just all hot, aren't you?
02:42That's why you said to me that you hoped the cancer killed me off the other day.
02:45Yeah, that is what he said.
02:49You leave me alone, you're supposed to be working.
02:51I know, and I'm going to keep on following you, so bear in mind that my life is at the
02:55next
02:55date if you don't stop literally running away from your problems.
03:02Look, I really had fun last night, and I know you did too.
03:06So what?
03:07Right, it weren't real.
03:08It can't be.
03:09No.
03:10Right, it can't because the reality was miserable walking through the door with your son.
03:16I say you don't love me.
03:18Because you both know that we're not going to find anyone else that makes us feel like this.
03:23I've already found someone.
03:25Or I'm ready to.
03:27I've got a date tonight, and I laughed.
03:29Well, you wanted a mark, and I gave you Jacob on a plate.
03:31It's not my fault that you let him slip.
03:35Where am I supposed to find a replacement by the end of the day?
03:37Fine.
03:38Maybe I'll start dating too.
03:39How would you feel about that?
03:48Leave it with me.
03:50Will you just listen to me?
03:51Well, I am listening to you, and I understand perfectly.
03:55Hey, is it not enough that you broke the family up in the first place, and now you want to
03:58take Ro off me?
03:58I broke up the family.
03:59You're the one that faked her relapse.
04:01Hey, is this some sort of punishment?
04:03Don't be ridiculous.
04:04Well, that's what it feels like.
04:06You know, our son is going through hell, isn't he?
04:08And it hates me to leave his side for just one second.
04:11And you just want him to move out.
04:13Look, I know it's a tough ask, but Diane, think about it.
04:16He's trying to kick an alcohol out of it, and he's trying to do it in a pub.
04:19What, I did it?
04:20Yeah, but you're you.
04:22Ro's tough, but he's just a kid.
04:25Look, please, can we just put our personal feelings aside for a moment?
04:29Ro is our son.
04:31If there is any way we can make things easier for him, then we should, shouldn't we?
04:37Abe, you need to leave.
04:38Wait, you're kicking me out?
04:40You don't believe I'd say something like that to her, do you?
04:42You are a liar.
04:43And you're clearly confused.
04:44You know, when I'm done with this cancer, I am going to finish you right off.
04:49Oh, good luck.
04:50Abe, go.
04:52What, so she can turn you against me?
04:53I'm on shift.
04:54You're going to get me in trouble.
04:55Just please leave.
04:58Bye.
05:00Are you seriously going to marry that man after everything that he's put our Cleo through?
05:06Look, I know their relationship was toxic, okay, but that's all in the past.
05:11Abe had nothing to do with this.
05:13He's not seen Cleo in ages.
05:14No one has.
05:15Okay, and you know that for sure, do you?
05:16Yeah?
05:17You kept tabs on him this entire time.
05:19No, Perry, you haven't.
05:22Because I saw him ditch our Cleo's phone in the river the other day.
05:26Yeah.
05:29It's Hades, I trust him.
05:31If you're so blind, you can't see what's right in front of your face.
05:35I don't want you caring for her.
05:38No, come on, I'm just trying to help.
05:40And I don't want your help either.
05:42So do us a favour, next time you're walking past that window,
05:44have a good hard look in at the last woman who trusts your fiancée.
05:57Oh, Abe, why are you still here?
05:59Because I came to visit you, didn't I?
06:01After you've finished with your ex, you mean?
06:02Oh, someone's jealous.
06:04Look, I saw Cleo in there, I nipped in,
06:06I didn't realise that her bouncer was going to be on duty, did I?
06:09Still going to come for some drinks with her mums later?
06:11Yeah?
06:12I've got a client first, but I'll meet you in the dog.
06:15Hey.
06:17You don't believe what she said in there, right?
06:19That I was hoping that the council would kill her off for whatever.
06:25No.
06:27Look, you go.
06:28I'll, erm, I'll meet you later.
06:29Yeah, I love you.
06:30Yeah, I love you too.
06:46Dad's not here.
06:48Actually, I've just, er, came to grab something I left.
06:51Is that all right?
06:52Yeah.
06:59How you been?
07:00You, er, up to anything tonight?
07:04No.
07:06Oh, really?
07:07Just going for a couple of drinks, I saw.
07:09Good group of us.
07:10Lads your age could be a good chance to meet someone.
07:14Er, no.
07:15No.
07:15I ain't got any money anyway.
07:17Don't worry about that, mate.
07:18It's, er, it's a free bar if you know the right people.
07:20There's this exclusive guest list, but I told them you're a good laugh.
07:26Well, cos we're so tight, me and you.
07:28What is it you left here, exactly?
07:30The jacket.
07:34Er, no worries.
07:36Got plenty more.
07:38Gives a shout, yeah?
07:40Have you changed your mind about tonight?
07:42Yeah.
07:43All right.
07:50Oh, my God.
08:17Hey.
08:18Hey, how did you...
08:22Did you break into my flat?
08:35You know the loft? In Hollywood's village.
08:38Yeah. Three and an hour.
08:42Yeah. Okay, sounds good. I'm looking forward to it.
08:45Did I hear you're making plans?
08:48I could all go after James, remember?
08:50Well, I was gonna ask Auntie Misba to cover for me.
08:52Something's come up.
08:53Yeah, that's all I heard. It sounded important.
08:57I'm sorry, I wouldn't usually ask...
08:59Oh, really?
09:00Cos I noticed you've been making a bit of a habit of it lately.
09:04Misba won't mind.
09:05Oh, aye.
09:07That's what she'll say, yeah, cos we both know what she's like.
09:10But listen, we've got plans tonight.
09:12And besides, that's your son upstairs, not Misba's.
09:16Yeah, I'm painfully aware of that.
09:17Oh, aye, really.
09:18Because it feels like we've been taking up a fair bit of the slack recently.
09:22I'm making dinner for us.
09:26Took a while for Misba to get James down.
09:29We've been a little livewire.
09:32But hopefully, he won't give you too much...
09:36bother.
09:40Earlier, at the hospital, you said that we were good.
09:42Did you just say that so you could break into my flat?
09:44No!
09:44Oh, there you go! Another lie!
09:47OK, fine. Yeah, I did.
09:49No, do you know what? You carry on, OK? You keep snooping.
09:52Listen, my client's cancelled, but I won't get in your way.
09:54Do you want a tea? Do you want a coffee?
09:55Abe.
09:55No, there's a couple of bodies in the closet as well, yeah.
09:58But they were there before I moved in, so...
09:59That's not funny.
10:01No! No, it's not.
10:02Because you genuinely believe that I would do something like that,
10:04and that's why you broke in!
10:05No, I don't!
10:06Then what are you doing, then?!
10:08I don't know, I...
10:12Mercedes spooked me, OK?
10:15Look, I don't believe that you said what she said you did,
10:19but her hate for you is real!
10:21Because she hates everything in her life right now!
10:23I would too, probably!
10:25Look, I'm not gonna pretend that I'm her biggest fan.
10:27It's not like I don't get it.
10:29But you, you're the one who's supposed to love me!
10:31I do love you!
10:33Do you really think that the man that you fell in love with
10:35would say something as evil as that to someone with cancer?!
10:40No, I...
10:43Miss Hades just was saying that
10:45I don't know you, and that I don't know what you're doing
10:48when I'm not with you, and it just...
10:50It spooked you, you mentioned.
10:52Do you wanna ask how I got into the flat without my keys?
10:58Spare.
11:00I've got it cut for you.
11:01The time is right now.
11:03I was gonna surprise you tonight, so, you know,
11:05next time you don't have to rob me.
11:06Abe...
11:07I got it because I trust you.
11:10And that's the only way that we can make this work.
11:12If that is still what you want.
11:16Of course it is.
11:17Then I need to know that you can trust me.
11:20So for the last time...
11:22Can you do that, Perry?
11:24Yeah.
11:26Abe, I'm so sorry.
11:32It's fine.
11:40How long have we got till we need to meet our mums?
11:44I'm gonna ask.
11:45What are you thinking?
11:47Well...
11:48I have something in mind.
11:49It might take us a little further afield, though.
11:57Hey.
11:58I need you some more toast.
12:00Oh, thank you.
12:02I'm...
12:03Still not hungry, though.
12:04Well, just in case.
12:09It's...
12:11Well, can we have a chat?
12:13No.
12:14It's an old one.
12:15I swear.
12:16I know.
12:16I believe you.
12:17You're not in any trouble.
12:21Hey, listen.
12:24Your dad...
12:26Your dad's gonna move out.
12:28No.
12:29No, he is.
12:30Listen to me, right?
12:31He...
12:32He wants you to go with him.
12:35He thinks it'll be easier for you to get better without all the temptation around here.
12:39You did.
12:44I'm...
12:44I'm sorry.
12:46I mean, this is all my fault.
12:48No, it isn't.
12:49I was the one who told Daddy you didn't actually relapse.
12:52I've just gone and wrecked your life.
12:55Excuse me?
12:57I am more than capable of wrecking my own life.
12:59Thank you very much, young man.
13:02You told the truth.
13:03Which is what I've always taught you to do.
13:06What I did was wrong.
13:09No, you...
13:09You were just trying to get him to stay.
13:14Do you know what?
13:15I actually think a change of scene would be good for you.
13:19Think about it.
13:21No more waiting for him to the bathroom.
13:22And you get your Dad's cooking all to yourself.
13:24And his new bachelor pad.
13:26Who?
13:27Oh, I know.
13:27You and me both.
13:31And it's gonna hurt me, like...
13:35...living away from you.
13:39But that's how you know...
13:40...it's a good idea.
13:42Because I would never suggest it otherwise.
13:48Surprise.
13:49You have to promise that you'll let me visit whenever.
13:52Mmm.
13:54Yeah, of course.
13:55Come here.
14:02Surprise!
14:03Wait, what?
14:04You got married?
14:06This is a bit sudden.
14:07Oh, no.
14:08They were supposed to do this last week.
14:10I mean, it's actually late.
14:11It's the opposite of sudden.
14:13Congratulations.
14:15Where was our invite?
14:16Well, it was a bit of a snap decision.
14:17I just couldn't wait to make it official.
14:20Well, I'm, erm...
14:21Happy for me?
14:22On this wonderful day for your wonderful daughter?
14:24Yeah.
14:26Yeah, exactly that.
14:27Hey, don't worry.
14:27I'll look after her.
14:28Yeah.
14:29Too right you will.
14:29Um, Perry.
14:31Oh, sorry to interrupt, but it's important.
14:34Um, can I have a word?
14:36Yeah?
14:37Mercedes has filed a complaint with the hospital about...
14:40...Abe visiting Cleo.
14:42I'll arrange a meeting about it when you're next in,
14:44but we may have to take you off her
14:47and change some of your shifts.
14:50But congratulations on the wedding.
14:53It's nice.
14:55Why were you visiting Cleo?
14:58And more to the point, Misba,
15:00this has got nothing to do with our pez.
15:02You know, she is a great nurse.
15:04You know that.
15:05I do, but...
15:07Mercedes has made a request
15:08and we do have to honour it.
15:09It...it's not a judgement.
15:11It's a procedure.
15:12Well, it sounds like a judgement to me.
15:14Look, Misba, I get it, okay?
15:15Mercedes was already struggling,
15:17Cleo comes back from the dead
15:18and collapses in front of her.
15:20If she wants to blame me, that's fine.
15:22But don't take it out on Perry.
15:23Back from holiday, no?
15:26What?
15:27You said back from the dead.
15:29Cleo was only meant to be in Bali, wasn't she?
15:33Yeah, it's an expression, Donny.
15:34Yeah, sure.
15:35Just checking.
15:36Have you got something you want to accuse my son of?
15:38Cos if you have, you should just come out and say it.
15:41I really don't think that's what Donny was doing.
15:44Right?
15:45Course not.
15:46Just an observation.
15:50Right.
15:51Let's get some drinks, yeah?
15:52Here's what you want.
15:55Come in.
15:58Hey.
16:00Hiya.
16:03Knock-in's gonna take a bit of getting used to.
16:07Listen, Diane, thank you for agreeing to let Ro move in.
16:11I know how hard it was for you to let him go.
16:13Yeah, well, you were right.
16:15Anything we can do to make it easier for him.
16:18Sorry, did you just say that I was right?
16:20Yeah.
16:22It's about to happen eventually.
16:26Hey, here he is.
16:27I think we got you a share of the rent in that bag.
16:29You should be paying me to keep you company.
16:31Anyway, what's your new place?
16:32Like, you got a swimming pool?
16:34Oh, yeah.
16:34Two.
16:35And a helipad.
16:36Bowling alley.
16:37Come on, the limo's waiting outside.
16:39Hang on, I haven't actually seen where you're gonna be living.
16:41How'd you manage to rent somewhere so quick?
16:43Well, it's a bit of an informal agreement,
16:45but we're gonna be staying at Marie's.
16:47I'm just gonna go and pack my stuff.
16:50Hey, look.
16:51Arlo's here to help us move in.
16:53You're looking forward to it, aren't you, mate?
16:54Oh, I'm gassed.
16:56Hey, roomie.
17:03Listen, just give me a couple more hours, alright?
17:06I'm on it.
17:11Dylan, can I have a word?
17:12Um, no, sorry, I'm busy.
17:15It's about your son.
17:16He's at home where you left him.
17:17Mispa's looking after him.
17:19Again.
17:20Oh, who's your dad, this fella?
17:22Didn't you mention?
17:24Never mind.
17:25He forgets himself sometime.
17:27Listen, I'm going, I'll see you later.
17:29Oh, come on, where you going?
17:33Donny, I mean this criticism, constructively.
17:36You're a terrible wingman.
17:38Oh, sorry.
17:40Did I spoil the mood?
17:42Do you know how hard it is to arrange a date on two hours notice?
17:45Good job, I was only waiting for Lucas to show up.
17:47We haven't finished our conversation about James.
17:51James.
17:52James.
17:53James, yeah.
17:53Uh, little guy.
17:55Doesn't say much.
17:55Doesn't say anything, actually.
17:58Never mind.
17:59I only came here to give you the chance to do right by your aunt who's done everything for you.
18:05You know what?
18:07I can see you in no fit state to be a father anyway.
18:12Fatherhood may not be the life you wanted, but it's the life you got.
18:16And the sooner you face up to that fact, the better.
18:19Because the space you're leaving, that son of your life, can't be filled by anybody else.
18:37Do, er, fancy another one?
18:42Oh, I just wanted to be special, you know, like a normal wedding breakfast.
18:46Thank you so much for helping me. Sort of.
18:49That's all right, babe. It's all right.
18:51Here we go. It's Abe now.
18:53Him and your mum are on their way over with the rest of the food.
18:56Amazing.
18:57Marie, how are those cocktails coming along?
18:59Oh, that's what I'm...
19:04Okay.
19:05Oh, okay.
19:06Oh, it's fine.
19:07I'm, erm, I'm sure there's another tablecloth somewhere.
19:09Yeah, pick it up.
19:11Chew.
19:12Do that.
19:13Well done.
19:14Oh, Abe's gonna be so pleased we've put the effort in, really.
19:17I mean, I can't believe you're married!
19:19Do you know what?
19:19My boy is gonna treat you so good, you wait and see.
19:22Hmm.
19:23I've never seen him so in love.
19:25He's never gonna let you down.
19:27Marie.
19:30This is so random, okay?
19:32Erm, did you by any chance remember the design of Cleo's wedding dress?
19:37Design?
19:37Well, I don't think it was flown in from Milan.
19:40It looked like a bed sheet to me.
19:42It was white with orange scallops or something.
19:46Yeah.
19:49That's what I thought.
19:58Me too.
20:14I did it.
20:19I'll see you later in the next video.
20:20Bye, bye.
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