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Hollyoaks - Season 31 - Episode 25: Mon 3 Mar 2025
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00:00I can't wait if you ask him or not.
00:01Ask me what?
00:02Where's my Fernando?
00:03And why have you buried Abe's watch at the allotment?
00:07Can you just leave it?
00:08Frank, it's alright.
00:09It's not alright, actually. Come on.
00:11What is wrong with you?
00:13Thomas Borne, you're under arrest on suspicion of assault.
00:15Anything you do say...
00:17I see nothing happened, alright?
00:19I had a phone call from Banks saying that we've got a mole.
00:22And apparently, Maxine is seeing him.
00:24We convince Maxine that me and her are BFFs.
00:26Then she tells me who he is.
00:28And we...
00:29Get rid of him.
00:32Get rid of him.
01:09What are you doing?
01:11Stay in a trap.
01:13To catch a rat.
01:14You should know that there's nowhere else to go.
01:20My black-eyed boy, you will find me.
01:35My black-eyed boy, you will find me.
01:41John Paul!
01:43Your fella, he's a murderer.
01:47So, your big plan?
01:49Get the mole out of hiding by dangling a tacky designer handbag as bait?
01:53Well, the mole is seeing Maxine.
01:56Well, the mole is seeing Maxine, so yeah.
01:57We'll find out who he is and blend him.
01:59I've got a few loose ends to tie up.
02:01I can always pick up Chester's most useless law clerk and squeeze some information out of
02:05her when I'm finished.
02:06Oh!
02:07Oh!
02:08No need.
02:08I'm already on it.
02:12Hi!
02:13Hey!
02:14Hey, babe!
02:14Oh, look!
02:18Oh, hey, that one's nice.
02:20Let's see.
02:21Mm, that might be.
02:24Morning.
02:27They need to upgrade those police mattresses.
02:30Hmm.
02:31Well, why don't you go and sleep it off in Kat's bed?
02:33Oh, no.
02:34Sorry, you can't.
02:35She's probably filing a restraining order against you as we speak.
02:42Hey, Frankie.
02:43What's he doing now?
02:44I said he could stay until Oscar's recovered.
02:49Are you moving back in?
02:51No.
02:52I'm here to pick up the rest of my stuff.
02:54The rest?
02:56I'm gonna move in with Lucas and Dylan permanently.
02:59Frankie, you don't have to do that.
03:01Even if me and your dad aren't together anymore, there'll always be a place for you here.
03:04Thank you, but I'll be fine living with Dylan and Lucas.
03:09No.
03:09Can you just get off me, please?
03:11Because you have ruined everything.
03:13You have hurt Nancy and you have torn this family apart.
03:17But this is still your home.
03:20And I'm still your dad.
03:23Don't you not, Darren?
03:25Because as far as I'm concerned, I don't have a dad.
03:32OMG, Grace, this one is absolutely gorgeous.
03:36Well, look, I know I've already given you one, but take that one as well.
03:39You know, as a sample for the clients.
03:41Thank you for getting me involved in all this.
03:43It's been difficult covering many school fees since they put them up.
03:46Yeah, well, since my disease-riddled husband has ran off with that lanky bimbo, I could do with the company
03:51right now.
03:52Freddie and Biggie was not on my bingo guard, if anything.
03:55I thought they'd left you for Mercedes.
03:59Source of purple diarrhea.
04:01Well, who needs blokes anyway? Not when we've got all these gorgeous bags.
04:05Well, what about you?
04:06I mean, you must have seen some action.
04:08You know, since that conversion therapy bloke did the dirty on you with Jean Paul.
04:12Yeah, there was someone, but it's over.
04:14I broke my trust, so I ain't going back there.
04:17Oh, come on, it can't be that bad.
04:19Who is he? Do I know him?
04:23Oh, come on, babe, I'm not going to tell anyone, I promise.
04:25Well, it doesn't matter, does it? Because it's over, so...
04:29Well, you know, after everything Freddie did to me, God, I still wish he was here.
04:35I mean, you need to make 110% sure that there is nothing left to fight for.
04:40Why don't you ring him?
04:42You know, meet up with him face-to-face, have things out.
04:45You think?
04:46Definitely!
04:47And we should do it today.
04:52Why's my flat at the back of a pound shop?
04:54Hey.
04:55Hey, Max, nice to see you there.
04:57I've got to make a cup of tea.
04:57Do you want one?
04:58Er, no, I'm good, actually. I need to get back to work.
05:00Oh, wait! No, no, no, no, here.
05:02Take, er, take this one.
05:04It's Boulder.
05:04You know, better PR for the business.
05:07Thank you. Okay, right, well, I will see you later.
05:13And, erm...
05:14Bye.
05:18Hey, listen.
05:19Good luck with you, mystery man.
05:21Do hope I get to meet you one day.
05:24See ya.
05:32Slow down, start again.
05:35I already told you, Jez killed me cap.
05:39This is Jez we're talking about.
05:41Look, I asked him to flush a spider down the toilet the other day and he refused.
05:44Said it was unethical.
05:46He's a cold-blooded killer. Seen it with me own eyes.
05:49Just take that one there.
05:50Thanks.
05:50So what exactly did you see?
05:54He made it clear that he had no time for Fernando.
05:57He'd been doing his business all over the ultimate.
05:59I saw Cleo, she said, why don't we ask Martha if we did that?
06:01But she was just confused.
06:02I know how she feels.
06:03Then he kicks me out of his flat.
06:04I mean, it does sound a bit like you were interrogating him.
06:07I mean, maybe he was just frustrated.
06:09Why did he have his collar?
06:11What collar?
06:12Fernando's collar.
06:13He heard the bell ring when it went past me so he wants to have done something to the cat
06:16and then just took it off him.
06:17I'm sure there's a perfectly rational explanation.
06:20There is an explanation.
06:21Why not?
06:21I'm gonna tell the police.
06:22He's not getting away with this John Paul.
06:23He needs to be punished.
06:24Steve.
06:25He's right.
06:29I'm tired of all the lies.
06:33It's time you both knew the truth.
06:44Well done.
06:46Frankie's not gonna be running back to her dad any time soon.
06:49It wasn't deliberate.
06:50Herring didn't mean to hurt me.
06:52Yeah, well we used it to our advantage.
06:54It sped things up as far as breaking up a happy home.
06:57I'm not proud of what we've done.
07:00Frankie's a nice girl.
07:02Well, you get to rest your conscience now.
07:06You're moving on.
07:10Rex.
07:12I'm not gonna have to move again.
07:14You've got a new assignment.
07:15And lucky for you,
07:17it's a two person thing.
07:25Jake.
07:31Are you all right?
07:33Over the eight years?
07:33Sure, I'm fine, Mum.
07:36Seriously.
07:39Why the van leaves in an hour?
07:42What are you gonna do to Frankie?
07:49Grace?
07:50Yeah, I couldn't get Maxine to tell me who her undercover lover was,
07:52so I've opted for plan B.
07:54The tracker?
07:55Yeah.
07:56Dizzy cow fell for it.
07:57I gave her the bag with the tracker in,
07:59so any minute now,
08:00we should find out who our little piggy is.
08:07Max?
08:08Hey.
08:09Is everything all right?
08:11Yeah, erm...
08:15Whoa.
08:17I am so sorry.
08:18I don't...
08:19I don't know what came over me.
08:20That's how you've hurt me up.
08:36And then when I came here and found Cine,
08:38I thought it'd be fine.
08:41Bad habits die hard.
08:43It's like a...
08:44An addiction.
08:46I tell myself just once more,
08:49and then when I taste it,
08:51I just need it again and again and again.
08:54It only happens when I'm really stressed,
08:57with Mother's condition.
08:57I just...
08:59I have a problem.
09:03It was me that stole apes.
09:07The guy is a psycho.
09:09I buried it because I was ashamed.
09:11Yeah, well you can tell that to the police.
09:13Because I'm a kleptomania.
09:17When things get too much, I...
09:20I steal.
09:22Thank you...
09:23for being honest.
09:26You Boshos!
09:27You think that we're all thick as mince?
09:28This is boring!
09:29He's useless respect!
09:30He's got an addiction!
09:32You and I both know what that feels like.
09:34He needs our support.
09:36Not to be attacked.
09:37And I thought you was the brainy one, okay?
09:39Get it into your head, Sean Paul.
09:40The guy is a murderer, okay?
09:42He underlined my cat and nobody's listened to.
09:46I know how worried you were, so...
09:48I came as quick as I could.
09:50Fernando!
09:51He was digging up one of Jeremy's patches in the allotment.
09:55Naughty little pussy.
09:58I'm really glad you got your cat back, Steve.
10:03I'll say thank you.
10:07Cheers.
10:08Let's go get some salad.
10:10Kill him one, boy.
10:11Kill him one.
10:13Right, well...
10:14I should get to school.
10:16I'm really glad we sorted all this out.
10:18Did he?
10:20Didn't quite seem it himself, did he?
10:22No, I agree.
10:25You don't think he's having another psychotic episode, do you?
10:31So our little undercover cop isn't somebody that works for us?
10:34It's somebody that lives with us!
10:39Max...
10:39Maybe we should slow things down a little bit, eh?
10:42Is everything okay?
10:43Yeah, no, it's just when I got your text through,
10:45I thought you wanted to chat, not jump all over me.
10:47Well, you have been flirting with me for days.
10:50Well, okay, well, what about the other day, then, when you touched my...
10:53You touched my hand?
10:55I touched Jack Osborne's hand.
10:56It doesn't mean I want to snog his face.
10:57I know, I know, I know, I know!
10:58Okay?
10:58This is really embarrassing.
11:00Max, it's fine.
11:00No, it's not!
11:01Because another thing, Vicky's like family to me.
11:04Well, Freddie is family to me.
11:05Didn't stop him jumping into bed with my fiancée, did it?
11:07Look, I've just broken up with someone, my head's all over the place,
11:10and Liberty told me to go for the cheesecake, so I went for the cheesecake
11:13and clearly it's too soon.
11:15What cheesecake?
11:16Look, can we just forget this ever happened?
11:18Yeah, of course we can.
11:20Perfect buzzing.
11:21Or, I mean, we could laugh about it later on over a drink.
11:32Kat!
11:33Hi!
11:35Are you leaving?
11:38Is it because of my dad?
11:40I hate what he's doing.
11:42No, I've got this amazing dance shop down south, and it's a great opportunity.
11:50Hey.
11:52You look after yourself.
11:53Yeah?
11:54Yeah.
11:55Come here.
12:00Well, it was nice getting to know your cat.
12:02Frankie.
12:03Frankie.
12:06Nancy.
12:08You're Darren's wife.
12:10I'm so sorry.
12:13I didn't mean for any of this to happen.
12:20I'm really sorry.
12:22Don't be.
12:22You forgot this when you left the house this morning.
12:25I don't want it.
12:26Come on now.
12:27Darren searched the whole of Chester to get you this for your birthday.
12:30Well, he can wear it then.
12:32Look, I just want to move on from Dad to the house.
12:37And nothing and no-one can change that.
12:42How come you're being so stupid?
12:44Robbie Roscoe!
12:45Shh!
12:46Oh, no.
12:46He's paying us all for mugs.
12:48Yeah?
12:48He's moved you in here, and he's probably listened to every conversation that we've ever had.
12:52I mean, it does sort of make sense.
12:55He's been away from the village for years, and then he just waltzes in with some bird right into your
12:59world.
13:00And he couldn't wait to involve the police when he crossed off Freddy.
13:03I'm gonna get sent down.
13:04Will you calm down?
13:06Grace, there is something I've never told you.
13:08Robbie Roscoe killed Dave.
13:11What?!
13:12Well, at least he said he did.
13:13He's never shown me any proof.
13:14Maybe he's been stringing me along the whole time.
13:16But, Grace, we need to deal with him now!
13:19No.
13:20Not yet.
13:21Well, I need irrefutable proof that he is our guy.
13:27And I think I know just the way to get in.
13:33Ooh!
13:33Someone locks hung over!
13:40Who's is this?
13:43Look, I saw these vips when I was in Young Offenders.
13:45You lot on space!
13:47Look, we just...
13:48We have a little bit from time to time to relax, all right?
13:51It's not a big deal.
13:53Not a big deal.
13:55Do you guys have any idea how dangerous these things are?
13:58Oh, I'm sorry.
13:59We didn't tell you.
14:02We good?
14:04Yeah.
14:12Well, now that you've, er, officially moved in,
14:16I say we have another party to celebrate.
14:18Yeah.
14:18Some more booze.
14:20Some fit lads.
14:21Oh, yeah.
14:23And...
14:23A bouncer on the door to stop Darren gatecrushing and sleeping with a random.
14:29Hey, what are you doing?
14:30Oi, this is our house!
14:32Need to store these here for a couple of days.
14:34Yeah, we're having what to...
14:35None of your beeswax, Dylan.
14:38None of your beeswax, Dylan.
14:38I'm letting you lot stay here for free.
14:40Consider it rent.
14:48This is Rex's place.
14:50Why didn't you tell me?
14:50I mean, what happened to the guy from the kiosk?
14:52Erm...
14:54You do know that these cost hundreds, so they're obviously stolen.
14:57Yeah, we've gotta call the police.
14:58No!
14:59No!
15:00All right, Rex's bosses will come for us.
15:03These aren't the type of people you wanna mess with.
15:05I've already been banged up once.
15:06You think I wanna go back?
15:07Look, let's just leave it.
15:08All right?
15:09Go back to our families.
15:10No way.
15:11I am not living under Darren's roof again.
15:14Dylan.
15:32Where's all your dodgy gear?
15:34Well, it seemed like you weren't happy with it being here, so...
15:37I wasn't.
15:38See, that's what I've always admired about you.
15:41Your strong moral compass.
15:44What are you going on about, Grace?
15:45I just didn't want the mess.
15:47And also, in case you had notice, Lexi and Kurt is still living here.
15:49All right.
15:50Don't get your jockstrap in a twist.
15:52We've found somewhere else to store it.
15:54It's Dee and James' old place.
15:56Out of sight.
15:57Out of mind.
15:58Right?
15:59Good.
16:12Police?
16:15Call into report a crime.
16:18Someone's keeping stolen goods at 14 Wayside View, Holyoaks Village.
16:23His name's Rex Gallagher.
16:47That'd be a mug.
16:59You never know.
17:04Yeah.
17:06I'm staring at him right now.
17:08Thanks for letting us know.
17:10Grace, what's the matter?
17:13It's definitely you.
17:15What's me?
17:16Don't play me like a fool.
17:18I purposely told you where we'd move the bags to,
17:20and lo and behold, the police get a tip-off.
17:22You grassed us up like I knew you would.
17:28You're the undercover cop.
17:31Grace, I don't know what this is, all right,
17:32but you've got it completely wrong.
17:33Oh, I take betrayal.
17:36Very, very personally.
17:41What are you doing here?
17:44Before work, now after.
17:47It's like we never divorced.
17:49I brought some fizz.
17:51What?
17:51Price sliced lemonade.
17:53Thought we could celebrate you being reunited with your furry friends.
17:57Is James asleep?
17:59It's the cat.
18:01Plain silly, I guess.
18:04Hiding somewhere in the house.
18:07Oh.
18:08Well, at least Martha found him.
18:11Hey?
18:11Got him home safe and sound.
18:12No.
18:13She found a cat.
18:17They're not as clever as they think.
18:19I see.
18:21He doesn't pair the same.
18:24He doesn't walk the same.
18:26I mean, yeah, he might look similar.
18:30But it ain't Fernando.
18:34I'm serious.
18:38This cat...
18:41He's an imposter.
18:43Oh.
18:44Don't check me on the curtain.
18:47Hi, this is Robbie.
18:49I can't get to the phone right now.
18:50Please.
18:51Oh.
19:00Max?
19:04Max?
19:05Everything alright?
19:08No.
19:09Ugh.
19:10I threw myself at Robbie Roscoe like some sort of desperate desperado.
19:16Rude.
19:17And now he's stood me up.
19:18Oh, babe.
19:20Well.
19:21It's his loss.
19:23Yeah.
19:25Yeah, it is.
19:26I hope I never see his stupid face ever again.
19:30Oh.
19:31Steady, steady, steady.
19:32Hey, who cares?
19:33There was plenty more where this came from.
19:35And besides, we deserve to celebrate.
19:38We've had a good day.
19:39Yeah, we have.
19:40And then you put down one rat.
19:42And with him gone, I got my flat and the loft back.
19:46And you got the carriage.
19:47Bye-bye, Vicky.
19:49And bye-bye, Robbie.
19:50You're on a roll this week.
19:52Hmm.
19:52Here's to the end of the Oscar reign.
19:54Cheers.
19:55Hmm.
19:57Mmm.
19:58Mmm.
20:05And الأ Bruscaix.
20:07Do it to be aqui.
20:07One is out to the end.
20:23Um, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh.
20:27And I lost somering.
20:27I lost my heart.
20:27So good to
20:27see you. We were to
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