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The Opportunists (2000) follows Victor Kelly (Christopher Walken), a former safecracker trying to stay straight as a struggling auto mechanic, who's lured back into crime by a mysterious "cousin" (Peter McDonald) and two bumbling security guards (Donal Logue, Jose Zuniga) into one last armored car heist to pay off debts, only for the plan to go awry, leaving him trapped in the vault while the fake cousin escapes with the loot, though the "cousin" later returns the money, allowing Vic to provide for his aunt and presumably return to his straight life.
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00:05:15your um your check was returned
00:05:22it shouldn't have happened i had a setback at work and i'll write you a good one bring it over
00:05:28tomorrow i hope so because uh we can't keep d here unless you meet your obligations
00:05:34i mean this is not the first time this has happened all right
00:05:46all right what was that nothing
00:05:55so
00:06:00so
00:06:07so
00:06:19so
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00:06:49see anything you like
00:06:59yeah when he's here
00:07:03is he here
00:07:05it looks like it doesn't it
00:07:10are you gonna let us in then
00:07:28come on stay to the friends
00:07:34wish you're gonna bring him home he could have told me
00:07:36oh he's here to see you
00:07:46are you victor kelly are you
00:07:48yeah
00:07:52well i'm your cousin michael kelly
00:07:57is that right
00:08:00yeah
00:08:03your uncle in ireland frank his son
00:08:07uncle who
00:08:10uncle frank frank frank kelly
00:08:11uncle franco
00:08:15you got the wrong place
00:08:16well he's
00:08:18he's after telling me to come look up victor kelly you know
00:08:20in new york he'll set you straight for a night or two
00:08:23a bed
00:08:27he made a mistake
00:08:32he's after giving me this exact hair address you know
00:08:34we're cousins
00:08:36he must have took it from the phone book
00:08:38because i don't know him
00:08:44he's a good cook is he yeah
00:08:45he's good
00:08:46yeah he's good
00:08:48well listen i'm sorry for bothering you like all right
00:09:01you let anybody walk in the house
00:09:03what's wrong with you
00:09:05come on
00:09:25do we know anything about an uncle frank in ireland
00:09:29yes
00:09:30well i doubt you
00:09:32for vick wood
00:09:33because he was much younger
00:09:35and judge your grandfather and him never stayed in touch
00:09:39really
00:09:40why
00:09:42i'm just wondering
00:09:58you didn't get very far
00:10:02just on my way
00:10:04i'm miriam i'm vick's daughter
00:10:06elliot
00:10:08good i'm sorry about that i apologize uh you're good your story checks out so
00:10:13you can come in if you want
00:10:14oh no miriam i wouldn't want to be imposing now you know
00:10:19then you should have written
00:10:40this is where i'm staying
00:10:42this is it
00:10:43this is it
00:10:49thought you said it was a mobile home
00:10:50used to be
00:10:52that's a caravan
00:10:53yeah
00:10:54you don't have to stay if you don't want to
00:10:57now don't get me wrong now
00:10:59it's just an observation there vick
00:11:01there's a toilet
00:11:02in there
00:11:02the keys above the door
00:11:03keep it locked
00:11:04that's about it
00:11:07i'm on my way
00:11:08thanks
00:11:25hey
00:11:27hey vick
00:11:33you're working on sunday
00:11:35you must be strapped
00:11:41what do you want
00:11:43nothing i was just you know i was passing by and i saw the van and i thought i you
00:11:46know
00:11:46so
00:11:49so did you give me more thought to that thing i was talking about or you
00:11:52no
00:11:53don't come around here anymore pat
00:11:55okay
00:11:56all right i won't
00:11:58you should do yourself a favor vick
00:12:01you should think about it
00:12:08now
00:12:09the answer leads off second
00:12:12one out
00:12:14at a turn at a throw to second
00:12:26tie game
00:12:28here
00:12:35oh well
00:12:38whatever
00:12:42two minutes
00:12:47I'll buy the milk.
00:12:53I hope you weren't late this morning.
00:13:02He had one drink.
00:13:07You all right, Vic?
00:13:09I forgot to give him his check.
00:13:11It's all right.
00:13:16Sorry I'm late.
00:13:17This one's on me.
00:13:19I'd like to miss the traffic on the way back, you know?
00:13:22Of course.
00:13:22You want to go upstairs?
00:13:24Sure.
00:13:25This job took longer than I thought.
00:13:27I could pay tomorrow.
00:13:28You should sell your house.
00:13:29My kid stays there.
00:13:41I had 15 bucks for bank charges.
00:13:44Of course.
00:14:03She doesn't mind you having a daughter?
00:14:07What do you mean, Ted?
00:14:14There you go.
00:14:20Better be good this time.
00:14:22Wait a day.
00:14:23It'll be good.
00:14:23It'll be good.
00:14:39It'll be good.
00:14:40It'll be good.
00:14:41It'll be good.
00:14:41It'll be good.
00:14:42It'll be good.
00:14:43It'll be good.
00:14:43It'll be good.
00:14:43It'll be good.
00:14:44It'll be good.
00:14:45It'll be good.
00:14:46It'll be good.
00:14:56Oh, my God.
00:15:18Oh, my God.
00:15:48Hey, where are you hiding, man?
00:15:53Come on, come on.
00:15:54How are you doing?
00:15:55We still ready to go?
00:15:56Absolutely.
00:15:57I got done yesterday.
00:15:59Hey, look, we got a new copper in there.
00:16:01It's a nice paint job.
00:16:02It looks much better than it did before.
00:16:03Sure, dude.
00:16:04What I'm spending.
00:16:06Your receipts are in the glove compartment.
00:16:08I'll check them.
00:16:09Oh, I know that.
00:16:11Completely.
00:16:11No, that.
00:16:13Go ahead, big guy.
00:16:20It's you.
00:16:21It's classy.
00:16:22It's tough.
00:16:23Elegant.
00:16:24I agree with him.
00:16:26Meet me back at the precinct.
00:16:28Start her up.
00:16:35Nice work, big.
00:16:36On my eyes.
00:16:40What the fuck?
00:16:41Wait a second.
00:16:43Hey, get the extinguisher.
00:16:49What the hell is it?
00:16:50I don't know.
00:16:56You shot the engine.
00:16:58You put no oil in it.
00:16:58Of course I did.
00:16:59I don't know what this is.
00:17:01I can't believe this.
00:17:01I'm not paying for this.
00:17:02I wouldn't charge you.
00:17:03I want my money back.
00:17:04Not yet.
00:17:05I got bills, too.
00:17:07I'll take care of this right away.
00:17:08You get your money when this thing runs right.
00:17:10Vic, we got a problem?
00:17:15Come on.
00:17:23What a joke.
00:17:26I don't see anything funny.
00:17:30It's the last time I showed charity.
00:17:33What's a fuck up?
00:17:34Always a fuck up.
00:17:41What is this?
00:17:43What is this?
00:17:47Fuck.
00:17:52I don't know.
00:17:53Then it blew up with him standing there.
00:17:59Oh, Vic.
00:18:01I got $2,000 saved for the renovation.
00:18:08No.
00:18:09Come on.
00:18:10You know, we can wait.
00:18:12And then you pay me back when you got it.
00:18:14I can't do that.
00:18:16You know, someday.
00:18:19All right.
00:18:20Okay.
00:18:34Hey, Vic.
00:18:36Met him last night.
00:18:37He's a chip off the old block.
00:18:38Can I get a cup of coffee?
00:18:40We're closed.
00:18:41Oh, I'm sorry.
00:18:42I just, uh, one minute with Vic.
00:18:44He told me about that situation, you know, with the car and everything.
00:18:47Yeah.
00:18:48Sounded like a hell of a jam.
00:18:49Listen, if you would just do that thing that we talked about, which you could do blindfolded.
00:18:53It's like money.
00:18:57I told you not to come around here.
00:19:00Okay.
00:19:01Okay.
00:19:01But if you want to talk to me, he's got my number.
00:19:03All right?
00:19:04Mikey?
00:19:05Okay.
00:19:05I'll take a cell phone.
00:19:06Hey, thank you so much for the service.
00:19:28The Uncle Frank game, you know.
00:19:31In fact, he was very proud of her.
00:19:34Says that you're an expert.
00:19:38Now, that's the type of action that Pat says is going down.
00:19:43And that, my friend, is the type of action that I'm after.
00:19:49Put it away.
00:19:52So, is this the cousin I heard so much about?
00:19:56Michael, Sally.
00:19:58Here we go, Sally.
00:19:59Nice to meet you.
00:20:00Hope he's treating you well.
00:20:01Michael has to take off.
00:20:04You sent?
00:20:04I'll walk you out.
00:20:06It was nice to meet you.
00:20:20Don't ever talk about that.
00:20:22You're in front of my family or anybody I care about.
00:20:24Okay?
00:20:25All right.
00:20:26All right.
00:20:27How'd you get mixed up in this?
00:20:28I talked my way out.
00:20:29You talked to Pat?
00:20:31Yeah.
00:20:31And I listened to Pat.
00:20:33Now, look, Vic.
00:20:34All you have to do is sit down with the man.
00:20:37Look, it sounds like a beautiful, sweet little thing.
00:20:40It's money for free.
00:20:43Do whatever you want.
00:20:45So, I'll call you about the plan then, yeah?
00:20:50I'm a kid.
00:20:51I should have a job.
00:20:57Vic.
00:21:00Please take the loan and make me happy.
00:21:03I'd love to make you happy.
00:21:06I'm okay.
00:21:08Don't worry.
00:21:16All right.
00:21:17Come on, buddy.
00:21:17Hey, Tony.
00:21:18All right, listen.
00:21:19That's what I want you to do.
00:21:20I want you to bond it, okay?
00:21:20These guys, they cannot feed me.
00:21:24Hey, Zeus.
00:21:25Hey, Zeus.
00:21:26Okay.
00:21:26Let's go.
00:21:27Let's go.
00:21:28Hey, Zeus.
00:21:32Hey, Zeus.
00:21:33Hey, Zeus.
00:21:38Hey, you're good.
00:21:39Hey, it's very great.
00:21:40Yeah.
00:21:40All right.
00:21:41Oh, listen.
00:21:42It's banana bread.
00:21:42My wife makes it time.
00:21:44Say thanks.
00:21:45Yeah.
00:21:45Hey, Zeus.
00:21:45This is Irish Mike.
00:21:46This is Kevin.
00:21:47What's up?
00:21:47Hey, we're doing this.
00:21:49All right.
00:21:50Yeah.
00:21:52That's great.
00:21:54Hey, Tony.
00:21:55I told you to bond.
00:21:56What are you doing?
00:21:57Jesus.
00:21:58Oh, Jesus.
00:21:59Can we talk about this?
00:22:00Yeah.
00:22:01Absolutely.
00:22:02Hey, Zeus and I met because we work for a security company.
00:22:05All right.
00:22:05And they have an account with Arthur Caps.
00:22:08You know Arthur Caps.
00:22:08Do you know Arthur Caps?
00:22:09So what they do is they, you know, they come in with the cash every night and they put it
00:22:13in the safe.
00:22:13And then the next day, you know, they go and they deposit it in the bank.
00:22:17But we work on the Sunday to Monday, the graveyard.
00:22:19It's the graveyard shift.
00:22:20Right.
00:22:20The graveyard shift.
00:22:21Midnight.
00:22:21You know, hey.
00:22:22The guy comes in at 5 a.m., the boss, he goes into the safe and he walks out with
00:22:26two
00:22:26big, two big bags for the cash.
00:22:29You know, they're supposed to keep a record of every deposit.
00:22:31And they're not doing that.
00:22:33They're supposed to take that money to the bank.
00:22:34He's helping them cheat Uncle Sam.
00:22:37We should tell the IRS.
00:22:44This asshole, if he loses his money, he can't tell anybody.
00:22:47They can't know him.
00:22:49It's like Robin Hood.
00:22:50It's like Robin Hood.
00:22:50They got 100 drivers out there.
00:22:52You know what they pay him?
00:22:53Nothing.
00:22:53Nothing.
00:22:54These poor guys are working like 18 hours a day.
00:22:56What's up?
00:22:58Hey.
00:22:58Hey, Kevin.
00:22:59Hey, Kevin.
00:22:59You got that VCR for me?
00:23:01I don't have it with me right now.
00:23:02But if you come by this weekend, I'll hook you up.
00:23:05Okay.
00:23:06All right, Kevin.
00:23:07I'll see you around.
00:23:08Kevin, it's very nice to meet you.
00:23:10He's an old friend of mine from high school.
00:23:11You know, the last guy I'd think would be a cop.
00:23:14You know, he's one of those guys.
00:23:15Hey, so it's too old to play Robin Hood.
00:23:20That's what we got here.
00:23:23That's 800.
00:23:24That's all we got.
00:23:25It's for you.
00:23:25It's for your expenses.
00:23:26It's for anything.
00:23:27Okay?
00:23:34I can check it out.
00:23:45Do you have a jacket and tie?
00:23:49No.
00:23:51How much that money is for me?
00:23:53Nothing.
00:23:54What am I going to eat?
00:24:00Okay.
00:24:01What's the plan?
00:24:06So have yous lived here long?
00:24:08No.
00:24:09Moved about a bit, yeah?
00:24:11Yeah, I lived with my mum.
00:24:13Fair shake.
00:24:19So this is Victor's room?
00:24:21Yeah.
00:24:27There.
00:24:29Yes.
00:24:31Shirt, toy, jacket.
00:24:33Beautiful.
00:24:33That's very nice.
00:24:35You wouldn't mind if I had a quick little look at names over here.
00:24:37No, go ahead and play.
00:24:38Great.
00:24:39But most of his up-to-date stuff is at Sally's.
00:24:43Oh, no.
00:24:43Look at that.
00:24:44Look at that.
00:24:46The gear.
00:24:47What?
00:24:48Beautiful.
00:24:48What kind of job is it for?
00:24:50Oh, it's a kind of a clerical situation.
00:24:52A clerical situation?
00:24:53Yeah, administrative.
00:24:54I'm not exactly sure what it is, but...
00:24:57Got to look good for the interview.
00:24:58First things first.
00:25:00Could you work in a bookstore?
00:25:02People are always leaving.
00:25:02I could ask someone.
00:25:04A bookstore?
00:25:06Books.
00:25:07I'll be honest with you.
00:25:09No.
00:25:11And no disrespect to you, but...
00:25:13Just a wooden suit.
00:25:15Vic set this up.
00:25:16Vic set this up.
00:25:17Yeah, Vic set it up.
00:25:18And I'll see how that goes first.
00:25:21So I'll tell you what I'm going to do is...
00:25:23I'm going to take the suit.
00:25:24Works very well.
00:25:25Very nice.
00:25:26Beautiful.
00:25:26I'm just going to take one or two of these things here and the boots.
00:25:30Fill up the wardrobe.
00:25:36Good night, sir.
00:25:37I hope it works out for you.
00:25:40So do I.
00:25:41All right.
00:25:43Oh, so do I.
00:25:44Ah, so do I..
00:25:47Oh, so do I.
00:25:51Oh, so do I.
00:25:53Do I, this one.
00:26:14Listen, I don't know how you feel about this, you know, I'm not clear because we're kind of related and
00:26:18all that, but you wouldn't like to go out on a date sometime, would you?
00:26:28Um, you're my father's cousin, it's not a crime.
00:26:31Oh, so that's a yes then, is it?
00:26:36Maybe.
00:26:39Maybe.
00:26:40Okay.
00:26:43Oh, my dear Orlando, all right?
00:26:52Drive slowly.
00:26:53Do you want to come up here and down the door, do we?
00:26:55Okay.
00:27:03Open the door for me.
00:27:07What?
00:27:09You're supposed to be my driver.
00:27:10Open the door.
00:27:11We're going to get back to the back of the back of the back.
00:27:23Where are you going?
00:27:25And another truck down.
00:27:27Okay.
00:27:28Two more.
00:27:29That's it.
00:27:32I'm waiting for some...
00:27:33I gotta go.
00:27:34I gotta go.
00:27:36Hi.
00:27:36Hi.
00:27:37Mr. Langston?
00:27:38Yeah.
00:27:39You were a little early, okay?
00:27:41Mr. Rance will be here in a minute, though.
00:27:42All right?
00:27:42I need to make a call.
00:27:46You want to use my phone?
00:27:47I have to call my wife.
00:27:48My kid is sick, and I...
00:27:50Something private.
00:27:53You want to use his office?
00:27:57Send him down.
00:28:00How about you?
00:28:01Okay.
00:28:31All right.
00:28:35All right.
00:28:38All right.
00:28:54Mr. Ransom, Mr. Langston's in there.
00:28:56Gladys, what's the matter with you?
00:28:58Just don't let anybody into my office.
00:29:00Go back to your desk.
00:29:05Mr. Langston.
00:29:08Hi.
00:29:10Hi.
00:29:10I hope you haven't been waiting long.
00:29:13No.
00:29:14Thanks for the phone.
00:29:15No big deal.
00:29:16You're a fan, I see.
00:29:18Yeah, well, I used to be.
00:29:20It's not the same anymore.
00:29:21You got a sign Campanella.
00:29:23I'm jealous.
00:29:25I had to pay for it.
00:29:26I can imagine.
00:29:29So, on the phone, you said you were opening a liquor warehouse?
00:29:33Yeah, off the expressway in Flushing.
00:29:35We do business with hotels, bars, restaurants.
00:29:39Cash only.
00:29:40So, we need somebody with a state license to make our deposits.
00:29:45I'm flattered you chose us.
00:29:47Could I take a look at the place?
00:29:49It would help me.
00:29:50We're a small operation.
00:29:52There's not that much to see.
00:29:53I got four trucks, all maintained.
00:29:57I got two guards on duty here, 24 hours a day.
00:30:02They're in direct contact with our guys on the road.
00:30:06Beaton.
00:30:06Excuse me.
00:30:08Duffy, get a haircut.
00:30:09Someone tell you again.
00:30:10Absolutely, boss.
00:30:11I'm sorry.
00:30:12So, that's about it.
00:30:14We got great insurance.
00:30:17You'd have nothing to worry about.
00:30:18Where do you lock it up?
00:30:20In the safe, in the secure room down there.
00:30:25Could I take a look?
00:30:28Yeah.
00:30:29Sure.
00:30:39Mr. Langston, the law says I got to report everything we carry, right down to the bank deposit slips.
00:30:46But with cash, sometimes, it's a little hard to be exact.
00:30:55No way.
00:30:58That's quite something.
00:31:00Yeah.
00:31:02I'm the only one who knows the combinations and has access to the vault.
00:31:09I had an alarm wired in to keep it up to date.
00:31:20Look, I don't want to be rude, but I'm expecting a phone call.
00:31:24Sure.
00:31:24Yeah, we're putting a sunroom in, and the builder is giving me grief.
00:31:44What are we doing?
00:31:45Stay here.
00:31:58Mark, open up.
00:32:01Wait in the car.
00:32:03No, I'm in the end of this.
00:32:04Mark!
00:32:08It's thick, Kelly.
00:32:27That's Michael.
00:32:33I need your help.
00:32:35How can I help Mr. Goodwrench?
00:32:39I need some Plessy combinations to practice on.
00:32:44I got some tea bags.
00:32:46You want a cup?
00:32:47No, thanks.
00:32:48We have to take back a rental car.
00:32:54Stay.
00:32:59Can you make a copy of that?
00:33:02Why?
00:33:03I think it's a kid who will walk gay.
00:33:07No, Tate's thing locks me uptown.
00:33:08It's somebody's front door.
00:33:09Oh, forget that.
00:33:15Would you put that down?
00:33:23What about the locks?
00:33:26Um, it depends on what you're offering.
00:33:29I can give you 500.
00:33:32That's all I have.
00:33:33Or something from the take.
00:33:35What model Plessy is it?
00:33:37It's big.
00:33:37It's 30-something years.
00:33:39It's got three locks.
00:33:40That's Imperial.
00:33:42In that case, I should take this.
00:33:45It'll be a couple days.
00:33:49Good night already.
00:33:51So, if I had a car, I'd pay Vic to fix it.
00:33:55Yeah, go home and visit your family, okay?
00:33:58Bye-bye.
00:33:59Dark out of here.
00:34:02We're closing.
00:34:03Hi.
00:34:04Is Vic in?
00:34:05I need to talk to him.
00:34:07Just one minute.
00:34:07Yeah, yeah.
00:34:08All right.
00:34:08Come on.
00:34:10Hey, Vic.
00:34:11Hey.
00:34:12What's going on?
00:34:14$1,600 in unpaid rent.
00:34:21I had a setback at work.
00:34:24So I heard.
00:34:25Nothing like a word of mouth for business.
00:34:28Ted, when have you spent a dime on the place?
00:34:32You can get in line like everybody else.
00:34:34Or I could write you a check.
00:34:36That's fine, Vic.
00:34:38Look, you pay by the weekend.
00:34:40I am clearing your stuff out and getting another tenant.
00:34:43Really?
00:34:43That's a fact.
00:34:44Well, have a nice day.
00:34:49All right.
00:34:52He's a total loser.
00:34:55He owes money everywhere.
00:34:58Get this little nice gun.
00:35:01Good night.
00:35:02Good night.
00:35:03Good night.
00:35:08Nick.
00:35:10Will you stop being such an idiot and take the money, for God's sake?
00:35:14I told you, I'm not going to do that.
00:35:16Why not?
00:35:17What's wrong with it?
00:35:18Not a thing.
00:35:19Well, you just can't let everything fall apart.
00:35:22I don't see it.
00:35:23What's falling apart?
00:35:29Well, maybe you ought to stay at your place for a while.
00:35:34What do you mean?
00:35:36Well, you got some kind of scheme, don't you?
00:35:39No.
00:35:40You know, there are people who rely on you.
00:35:43And you've been a regular citizen for a while now, and we all got used to you being around.
00:35:48The regular citizen thing is not going too good.
00:35:55Get out.
00:35:57Nina?
00:36:00I'm not getting on a bus to go visit you upstate, Nick.
00:36:07You're going to be that way.
00:36:09Yeah.
00:36:10I'll come back tomorrow.
00:36:12I'll get my stuff.
00:36:13I am out the door.
00:36:15And leave the keys.
00:36:19I'm out.
00:36:23Get out.
00:36:26Okay.
00:36:34I don't know.
00:37:00Do you know what to do?
00:37:01Yeah.
00:37:03I do the downstairs.
00:37:04If I find the key and make an imprint, I come out to the van on a beep.
00:37:09Twice.
00:37:10Yeah, twice.
00:37:11That's all I meant.
00:37:11Twice.
00:37:12Two little beeps.
00:37:12You do the upstairs.
00:37:14If you find it, you'll come down to me.
00:37:17Up, Vic.
00:37:18Relax.
00:37:19This is easy.
00:37:21Let's do it.
00:37:27Let's do it.
00:37:57Let's do it.
00:37:57Let's do it.
00:37:58Let's do it.
00:38:09Let's do it.
00:38:38So, let's go.
00:39:08So, let's go.
00:39:11So, let's go.
00:39:37So, let's go take care of the dog.
00:39:39Well, it's a...
00:39:40See what the deal is.
00:39:42Oh, Jesus.
00:39:48Oh, Roman.
00:39:50What is it?
00:39:51What do you got?
00:39:52Good boy.
00:39:53Come here.
00:39:54Come here, boy.
00:39:55Come here.
00:39:56Good boy.
00:39:57What do you got?
00:39:58Oh, it's nothing, honey.
00:40:00It's a car.
00:40:01That's all.
00:40:01Can't you get out.
00:40:08You know, Michael, I'm starting to think there's something wrong with you.
00:40:23Come on.
00:40:26Vic.
00:40:37You can't come in.
00:40:38I'm finishing your business.
00:40:40It's okay.
00:40:40I need this made.
00:40:42It's the key I was talking about.
00:40:48Yeah.
00:40:48Yeah, I'm...
00:40:48Me, Vian, Kenson and Al, I'll bring him with you.
00:40:57You sure did?
00:40:59No.
00:41:00Coffee's fine.
00:41:00It's all right.
00:41:09So, the last time you did this, you got cut?
00:41:12What happened?
00:41:13You got the clipping.
00:41:15What's it say?
00:41:17But what happened to that money?
00:41:20I gave it back.
00:41:21I turned myself in.
00:41:24No, seriously.
00:41:24What happened to that money?
00:41:26My wife, when she found out what I'd done, took the kid and cleared it out,
00:41:29so I had the money, but nobody to spend it on.
00:41:32I gave it back.
00:41:36I hadn't seen my daughter for eight and a half years.
00:41:39It would have been more if I hadn't done what I did.
00:41:42I got to reduce it, and so I did my time.
00:41:47Now, I fuck up cars.
00:41:59Well, I can appreciate your reasons.
00:42:03Money.
00:42:03Everything.
00:42:05Wait, Mark.
00:42:07Right on time.
00:42:07Yeah, how you doing?
00:42:13It's in there.
00:42:24How's he doing?
00:42:26Oh.
00:42:27Him.
00:42:29Him?
00:42:32No, I just hope he doesn't blow it.
00:42:34It's where it's on.
00:42:38Oh, you're worried.
00:42:39Why are you so worried?
00:42:40Why are you so worried?
00:42:40Me, right?
00:42:41I'm not going to worry about you.
00:42:41I think I'm okay.
00:42:44I'll be set up in a couple hours.
00:42:48I stay in chat, but I have to go.
00:43:11So, you go left past zero four times.
00:43:13First click here, that's your first one.
00:43:15You go right past zero.
00:43:16Back again, three times.
00:43:17Click here is your second number.
00:43:19You get the routine.
00:43:20There's three numbers.
00:43:21Reach the cylinders.
00:43:22The alarm should give you, I think, six minutes to get all nine numbers.
00:43:25After that, if you go past that, it's, you know,
00:43:28alarm locks you in the building and calls the precinct.
00:43:32See you later.
00:43:37You're on.
00:44:04What a warm.
00:44:30Time's up.
00:44:35Hey, you got two right, Becky.
00:44:38Yeah, you mean you got seven wrong.
00:44:41You know, I think maybe we could try to be a little bit more positive.
00:44:44You know, I coach Little League, and what we like to do is we look at the glass half full,
00:44:48not half empty.
00:44:50So you're a family man?
00:44:51That's right.
00:44:51I had a wife and two kids.
00:44:53So what happens to your happy brood if you go upstate for a few years?
00:44:57Well, a minimum wage is pretty hard to keep a roof over the head, you know?
00:45:01Right, so there's not a lot to cheer about, right, coach?
00:45:04So why don't you sit the fuck down?
00:45:06Okay.
00:45:07I don't know.
00:45:58I don't know.
00:46:10you got four four okay less than half
00:46:16not too bad
00:46:24here we go
00:46:5833
00:47:03how did you do
00:47:08five minutes 42 seconds
00:47:14okay
00:47:17i think we should just get out of this no let's not no wait no no i don't know
00:47:21he was getting better and i think we should just get out of this
00:47:24he's just coming in right now i just i'm calling just tell him
00:47:26because he's your friend he's a nice guy i don't know
00:47:29tell him all right it's done no i was clear
00:47:33hey vick vick vick should should we still be confident because those numbers were taken
00:47:38no offense a long time in there that's yeah i mean listen you're still the coach you know
00:47:41but if you don't feel how does your shift tomorrow
00:47:45uh midnight we can we'll be outside
00:47:50right
00:47:53yeah yeah of course the body of christ
00:47:58the body of christ
00:48:04the body of christ
00:48:08the body of christ
00:48:13mr kelly you're early today
00:48:16for once
00:48:17i apologize for not coming when i said i would
00:48:20oh it's all right i really didn't expect it
00:48:23would you like to take a seat
00:48:25sure
00:48:33we're going to move d tomorrow to a geriatric hospital in staten island
00:48:38she'll be well taken care of
00:48:40they'll be visiting hours and if you want to take her out for the day you can make arrangements
00:48:45it could be i can straighten this out by tomorrow
00:48:51well let's keep our fingers crossed if there's a room we'll be happy to take her back
00:48:57would you like to come inside
00:49:01oh good thanks
00:49:02goodbye mr kelly
00:49:23hi
00:49:24jesus
00:49:28you're up early
00:49:32yeah
00:49:34yeah i just want to get some breakfast
00:49:35oh that's too bad i got you some
00:49:41i'm accepting your invitation
00:49:45you want to go to the cemetery
00:49:48what do you like
00:49:49why
00:49:50i guess it's beautiful
00:49:53why isn't miriam here
00:49:57you should eat that
00:50:05you help me because you think it makes you feel better
00:50:09pay in your penance
00:50:13high night goes to staten island
00:50:16i haven't been there since my friend maureen eloped
00:50:19you told me that
00:50:21the pies from a box
00:50:23i didn't have time to cook
00:50:28she'll be here
00:50:29when she gets here
00:50:34so what do you think
00:50:37yeah
00:50:40big
00:50:42big graveyard
00:50:45and do you think we were living in a big house with lots of money
00:50:50miriam
00:50:50uh standing on the graves here we are
00:50:52uh we get under the pad
00:50:54did you
00:50:55what
00:50:57do you think we were living in a big house with lots of money
00:50:59what do you mean
00:51:02i don't think you're even close to being related to us
00:51:09i found it on the counter in your little trailer
00:51:16michael lawler
00:51:18at least you kept your first name
00:51:20nice picture
00:51:22give us that
00:51:23give us it
00:51:34i know you're uncle frank all right
00:51:38grew up next there to him
00:51:40well i don't think that council is being related
00:51:45jesus miriam
00:51:52i've known frank all my life
00:51:55and he used to tell me about victor kelly
00:51:58over in new york
00:52:01he built him up as this kind of
00:52:04big time safe cracking gangster
00:52:07good fella
00:52:08and you believed him
00:52:10yeah
00:52:12i wanted to believe him
00:52:13you must have been disappointed
00:52:17yeah i was
00:52:20bitterly disappointed
00:52:21thank you
00:52:23but i know where else to go man
00:52:28you're not gonna tell him are you
00:52:31i mean don't tell him until after i hear about his job will you
00:52:35he's been very good to me
00:52:40yeah well
00:52:41we'll see
00:52:43i gotta go to lunch
00:52:59sorry
00:53:13so what happened to sally
00:53:17i liked it better when i was living in myself
00:53:21it'll be okay
00:53:22d has to move
00:53:23some kind of hospital
00:53:27it could be i'm not able to take care of her for a while
00:53:30why what's wrong
00:53:31i don't know
00:53:32she doesn't want to be with the nuns anymore i guess
00:53:34she doesn't want to be anywhere
00:53:36that's it
00:53:37she has to move
00:53:43okay
00:53:44what's the matter with you
00:53:46nothing
00:53:50if it is a fiddle
00:53:55you keep an eye on her
00:53:56okay
00:54:00okay
00:54:38How you doing?
00:54:38Hey, guys. What's up?
00:54:39Hey, the trip's been okay from Arthur?
00:54:40Oh, yeah. Fine. Everything went well.
00:54:42All right.
00:54:43When are you going to get rid of these?
00:54:45These VCRs?
00:54:45Yeah.
00:54:46When I sell them all, is that all right?
00:54:49I guess so.
00:54:50I guess so.
00:54:51Have a good shift, guys.
00:54:52Yeah. Take care now.
00:54:53Good night.
00:55:03Okay.
00:55:04Party time.
00:55:07Don't piss off any dogs.
00:55:21What are you asking about the truck?
00:55:23I'm asking every week about the truck. What are you talking about?
00:55:25Every week? I'm with you every week.
00:55:26Listen.
00:55:28Relax, all right?
00:55:28You've just got to be cool tonight.
00:55:30Yeah. Yeah. I am being cool.
00:55:31Shh.
00:55:32Good truck.
00:55:35Ask him every week.
00:55:36Yeah.
00:55:40Shh.
00:56:02Hey, go, Vic.
00:56:03See you.
00:56:04Hey.
00:56:05Hi.
00:56:06Hey, you so big, you mind if we watch?
00:56:09What do you want?
00:56:10A box of popcorn?
00:56:12Hey, yeah.
00:56:14Yeah, we'll be out here.
00:56:15All right, yeah.
00:56:16Anything you need.
00:56:17Good luck.
00:56:32Good old Mark.
00:56:48Is that...
00:56:57That's it, you're off.
00:56:58Six minutes late.
00:57:00Get me on time.
00:57:12I can't...
00:57:3026.
00:57:52You're 12 seconds ahead.
00:58:0522.
00:58:18Is that a car?
00:58:23Is that a car?
00:58:23There is a car.
00:58:25Stop.
00:58:27How am I doing?
00:58:30You've only three minutes left.
00:58:32That's a fuck...
00:58:36That's your friend.
00:58:37That's the guy.
00:58:38That's the...
00:58:39That's Kevin.
00:58:40Oh, that's Kevin.
00:58:41What the hell's he doing here?
00:58:42He wants a VCR, that's all.
00:58:45That's Kevin.
00:58:46Wait, wait, wait.
00:58:46You told me to move over here.
00:58:47Are you fucking...
00:58:48No, no, no, it's all right.
00:58:49It's not a big deal, all right?
00:58:50Just give him a VCR.
00:58:53It's not a big problem.
00:58:54I'll give him one of these.
00:58:55Hurry up, hurry up, hurry up.
00:58:56Just get out of here.
00:58:56Don't talk to this guy.
00:58:58Fuck.
00:59:00Okay, here you go.
00:59:03You can pay me later, okay?
00:59:04All right?
00:59:05Watch it, watch it.
00:59:05It's fragile.
00:59:06What is wrong with you?
00:59:07What is the matter with you?
00:59:08Wait, wait.
00:59:13My partner wants one, too.
00:59:21Only a minute left, Havik.
00:59:35It's a lot.
00:59:3814 seconds.
00:59:40All right.
00:59:41It's a high-five, right?
00:59:43Yeah, it's a high-five.
00:59:44It's a round sound.
00:59:45With four heads?
00:59:46Mm-hmm, four.
00:59:49Oh, my God.
00:59:51Okay, let me have one of those.
00:59:53Okay, great.
00:59:53You just wait right here,
00:59:54and I'll get you one right now.
00:59:54I'll come get us.
00:59:55Bullshit, man.
00:59:56My boss is here, you know what I mean?
00:59:58Want me to get fired?
01:00:00All right, so just stay here.
01:00:01All right, I got this.
01:00:04Ten seconds.
01:00:07Come on.
01:00:13That's it, Vip, we're fucked.
01:00:20Vip.
01:00:29He did it.
01:00:31Beautiful.
01:00:32Sounds surprised.
01:00:34Let's go.
01:00:34Mm-hmm.
01:00:38Whoa.
01:00:41Let's go.
01:01:11Sweet Jesus.
01:01:16Who would have thought that fucking up your Buick would have led to this?
01:01:31What do you mean?
01:01:35No, relax, Vic.
01:01:36All right?
01:01:37Keep it down.
01:01:38I did not...
01:01:40It was hot, okay?
01:01:42I caught him fucking around with the Riviera.
01:01:44He said I would force him to do this, and he cut me in to keep me quiet.
01:01:48But the beautiful thing is, Vic, is it worked.
01:01:52Look at this.
01:01:54It's beautiful.
01:01:55Yeah?
01:01:55Yeah.
01:01:57Open that door.
01:02:09Smart guy.
01:02:10Smart guy.
01:02:11Tough guy.
01:02:16Well, look, there's got to be a way out.
01:02:19Check it out.
01:02:20There's got to be a...
01:02:20I look, here's the button here.
01:02:22Don't!
01:02:31I'm coming back, all right?
01:02:33I'll be back!
01:02:46I'll be back!
01:02:50It's turning...
01:02:50No, no, no!
01:02:51Nothing, nothing!
01:02:51It's nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing!
01:02:52It's nothing out of us!
01:02:53Holy crap!
01:02:54It don't wanna touch the oven!
01:02:54Oh shit!
01:02:54Hey!
01:02:55Do not touch the oven!
01:02:56Do not touch the oven!
01:02:57Get up!
01:02:58Hey!
01:02:58I'm serious!
01:02:59Get up!
01:03:00Hey!
01:03:00What catching up?!
01:03:02Oh, my God.
01:03:58Oh, my God.
01:04:07Mr. Ransom?
01:04:08Yeah.
01:04:09I called your house.
01:04:09Your wife said you were on your way down.
01:04:11I'm afraid there's been an attempted robbery.
01:04:14Looks like one of the suspects locked himself inside your vault.
01:04:17You got a key?
01:04:19Yes.
01:04:20Yeah.
01:04:22Yeah.
01:04:23You just pull inside.
01:04:24My partner will be right with you.
01:04:48Thanks.
01:04:49Try not to keep you any longer than we have to.
01:04:51Okay, thanks.
01:04:58Watch your head.
01:04:59I don't know.
01:05:00All right.
01:05:13All right.
01:05:15So...
01:05:39Mr. Ransom.
01:05:41Yeah, hi.
01:05:42You were supposed to wait outside.
01:05:44Oh, uh, yeah.
01:05:45I was, uh, looking for yesterday's delivery reports.
01:05:49Yeah, well, technically, this is still a crime scene.
01:05:51Yeah, I got it.
01:05:53Uh, want to go see if anything's missing?
01:05:55That's why I'm here.
01:06:01Single Florida Express.
01:06:07Attention, passengers.
01:06:09The 14 Florida Express is now boarding at Gate 3.
01:06:12Washington Bridge, Charlotte, Charleston, Atlanta, West Palm,
01:06:17Longer Hill, Boca Raton, and Bayon.
01:06:20Now boarding at Gate 3.
01:06:21Please have your tickets ready for the driver.
01:06:48Yeah.
01:07:11hi dad the detective says they're gonna have to put a complaint together for the
01:07:17DA but you can come home until then as long as you report back here every day
01:07:21until they get a court date is he gonna come
01:07:33they moved D so we gotta pick up your van and take your stuff over to the new place
01:07:37okay
01:07:48mr ransom is hardly a high profile oh right thank you yeah I know I know I'm just trying to
01:07:56see how I can
01:07:57help without hurting my business process show them up sure
01:08:08you're free to go
01:08:23sorry we miss visiting ours we got held up
01:08:27what's your stuff look she's an award I can't take that but I can take some of the books
01:08:39why is she in there she could walk with a cane it's the law she might fall I gotta get
01:08:45back
01:08:45before the staff nurse comes she's supposed to be taking a nap
01:08:53we'll come back see you next week
01:08:57behave yourself
01:09:04do
01:09:24so
01:09:45Hey.
01:09:47Weren't you supposed to return my keys?
01:09:50I forgot.
01:09:52Yeah, good.
01:09:55Things are going long downstairs, I see.
01:09:57Yeah, well, we only just started.
01:09:59I heard you were being held down at the precinct.
01:10:02They let me go.
01:10:05For how long?
01:10:07I don't know.
01:10:11Could I borrow that money?
01:10:14They moved D.
01:10:15She won't say it, but I think she wants to go back with the nuns.
01:10:20Um, I already paid for the renovation.
01:10:22You left it too late.
01:10:30What I was trying to do, pay off some bills, fix things, without getting you mixed up in it.
01:10:39You know what I mean?
01:10:42No, I don't know what you mean.
01:10:44I thought we had plans.
01:10:47And I don't want to hear it.
01:10:49Don't go blaming it on me now.
01:10:51You should go.
01:10:54Okay.
01:10:57See you.
01:10:59Okay, then.
01:11:06See you later, Alegrina.
01:11:10Go home, Vic.
01:11:27Yeah, man.
01:11:28Do you remember the multif mono gas?
01:11:29I don't see you.
01:11:31I don't want to do it anymore.
01:11:37I know you.
01:11:38No, I don't.
01:12:01put that down take your hands off that i got to find a lieutenant i told you i'll
01:12:09move your shit out of here you're not gonna do this take your hands off that i'm not fooling with
01:12:14you hey how's your girlfriend doing this too shut your mouth you are evicted did you see the sign
01:12:19yeah yeah if i get 50 bucks for that shit i'll be lucky i got to cover my expenses
01:12:24speak english vick you're such a big loser what have i done to you hey get out talk to me
01:12:32like that
01:12:35let's go let's get down over here we'll finish here tomorrow and get on my property
01:12:43oh
01:12:44oh
01:12:44oh
01:12:44oh
01:12:44oh
01:12:45oh
01:12:45oh
01:12:46oh
01:12:49oh
01:12:49oh
01:12:49oh
01:12:49oh
01:12:50oh
01:12:50Oh!
01:13:20...
01:13:26...
01:13:30...
01:13:32...
01:13:32...
01:13:33...
01:13:53Jesus.
01:13:56Look at you.
01:14:03I was, uh, I went down to Sally, uh...
01:14:14It's not for me, is it?
01:14:16You're on the list.
01:14:21So I'm not exactly popular around here anymore, am I?
01:14:24You got it. Bingo.
01:14:36What's up? You got nobody to spend it on?
01:14:44Shaved a little bit off of myself.
01:14:59I want to use everything.
01:15:05Hey Cecil, two sugars.
01:15:07Thanks.
01:15:08Baz, you want this?
01:15:11Here you go.
01:15:12Come on, back it up.
01:15:13I am back it up.
01:15:17Relax, all right?
01:15:18Okay.
01:15:21What's going on?
01:15:22I got it, I got it.
01:15:25Can we take it inside?
01:15:26You might like it.
01:15:30Yeah, whatever.
01:15:30Come on, back it up.
01:15:35Hey, just...
01:15:39So what is it?
01:15:41If it's not what you're looking for, I'll take it away.
01:15:47How do you know what I'm looking for?
01:15:49I should know, right?
01:15:52Yeah.
01:15:56Huh?
01:15:57Vic, it's, uh...
01:15:59It's vintage.
01:15:59And it works.
01:16:04Need some records, but I can fix that.
01:16:08Huh?
01:16:11Ta-da!
01:16:16It's nice.
01:16:19Something to keep me company while you're locked up.
01:16:23That's thoughtful.
01:16:25If you want, I could get a brush and help out till they come and get me.
01:16:39Go upstairs.
01:16:43Sleeping with something more comfortable.
01:16:45Be right back.
01:16:51Bet you like the Mets, huh?
01:16:52Yeah, they're okay.
01:16:54Two dollars.
01:16:57Thanks, bye.
01:16:58Bye.
01:16:59See you later.
01:17:03Hi.
01:17:04Hi.
01:17:04I'm gonna get you.
01:17:05I'd like an orange and a coconut.
01:17:08Orange and a coconut.
01:17:09Yeah.
01:17:12Okay, here you go.
01:17:13Two dollars.
01:17:15And this is for you.
01:17:16For me?
01:17:17Yeah.
01:17:17It's from civil friends.
01:17:33Your Highness.
01:17:34There you go.
01:17:35There you go.
01:17:36There you go.
01:17:44Come on.
01:17:46Come on.
01:17:46Cuddly toys.
01:17:47Stuffed animals.
01:17:48Pink pandas.
01:17:49Two for 25.
01:17:50Come on.
01:17:52I'm not gonna say thank you.
01:17:53That's what you're waiting for.
01:17:56If you want, I could take you back to Staten Island.
01:17:59Pink is a jungle hair.
01:18:01Pink panda.
01:18:02Zebra.
01:18:02What are you doing?
01:18:05Hey.
01:18:06Showing charity.
01:18:16It's gonna work.
01:18:18It's gonna work.
01:18:20It's gonna work.
01:18:21See, wise guy.
01:18:22There.
01:18:22Like poetry.
01:18:30Hey, Vick.
01:18:31I met some thirsty people.
01:18:32I remember that Frank had a very sunny disposition.
01:18:35Is he still?
01:18:37I remember that Frank had a very sunny disposition.
01:18:37Did you hear the what?
01:18:39The hubcaps are an interesting touch.
01:18:41Oh, you like them?
01:18:42That was Vick.
01:18:44Thanks so much.
01:18:48The one I've yet to know
01:18:56When I cross this river
01:19:11Go get him.
01:19:26Hey, Vick.
01:19:31You need to come with us.
01:19:33You don't care.
01:19:36I'll give you a couple of minutes.
01:19:45Excuse me.
01:19:49Come here.
01:19:52It's hard.
01:19:53You didn't call me.
01:19:53Okay
01:19:55In your corner?
01:19:57Yeah.
01:19:59Yes.
01:20:00I love you, I love you.
01:20:31Where the hell is my Buick?
01:20:37It's in the back of my house.
01:20:50There you go.
01:20:52Want the keys?
01:20:54You start it.
01:20:56Okay.
01:21:17Don't worry about it.
01:21:19Take it.
01:21:21I want to know.
01:21:23What do you know about my case?
01:21:26For some strange reason, a guy you tried to rob,
01:21:29didn't want to rob you.
01:21:30Don't press charges.
01:21:32You lucked out for once.
01:21:34That's good.
01:22:14I'm sure you're already in that car.
01:22:16Don't go off to the door,
01:22:16Do you?
01:22:16I've got to be here.
01:22:18And then you got to get a right of the house on your house.
01:22:18You got to be here in the house.
01:22:19Do you have to go?
01:22:19You're right.
01:22:19Do you have to go?
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