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Grosse Pointe Garden Society - Season 1 - Episode 11: Monaco Under the Stars
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00:07I guess I wasn't around much.
00:08But you are now.
00:09So what do you got?
00:10Some real dirt on Brett.
00:11What do you do?
00:12Your wife.
00:13I ought to give it to you, man.
00:14Really underestimated you.
00:16How far along are you?
00:18Please don't tell him.
00:19You do not want to be alone with me right now.
00:22When Patty was a weather girl, she worked with Skip Hardy.
00:25Was he the one who sexually harassed her?
00:27More mutual.
00:28As long as you have a dog, I'll never have a grandchild.
00:31She got rid of Gail.
00:32Maybe she also got rid of Molly.
00:34You still have the gun, right?
00:35Then all we need is Tucker to call his old FBI buddies and they'll run tests.
00:40Knock it off!
00:41He's in love with my wife, Dad.
01:00Marilyn has got a lot of nerve.
01:03It's not that bad.
01:04It's table 13?
01:06You don't know where that is.
01:08Look, this isn't the first time she's pulled a stunt like this.
01:11Remember our table?
01:12It's miles for miles.
01:13They had to send a search party to refill our great basket.
01:16Oh, exactly, exactly.
01:18Oh, hey, what about these?
01:20Huh?
01:23They're neon.
01:24Well, yeah, but this is what's here now.
01:25Our rave days are over, woman.
01:27Stop.
01:28Look, all I'm saying is our daughter-in-law is on the galley committee.
01:31We deserve better than steerage.
01:33We'll be on the dance floor anyway.
01:35Oh, with that back of yours?
01:36No, I don't think so.
01:38It doesn't matter where you sit, my dear.
01:39It's that you can afford to be there.
01:43I wish that were enough.
01:45This is gross point.
01:48Oh, hey, what about those?
01:50Look.
01:54Dougie has these.
01:56Old school.
01:56Yeah, but I love them.
01:59You should try them on.
02:01Maybe I will.
02:03Let's see if they have them in women's.
02:05Um, you...
02:06Absolutely, you should be right there.
02:13Stitching a quilt is like planting a garden.
02:19Just like you pull out dead flowers to birth new life,
02:23pieces of discarded fabric come together to create something beautiful.
02:29But why waste your time planting something that'll die
02:32when a quilt lasts forever?
02:39Lose the succulents, Donna.
02:41No, no, no.
02:41Closer to the bar.
02:42It's a fundraiser.
02:43Gotta keep people good and drunk while they're gambling.
02:49Salad Borgs on the outside, please.
02:51Oh, what the hell is Petjet?
02:54Private jet for your pet, silly.
02:55My ex-husband donated it.
02:57He's an investor.
02:58Um, people actually use this?
03:00Well, not as much as Petjet vet,
03:01where you can medevac your pet anywhere in the world to a concierge vet.
03:05Oh, that makes way more sense.
03:07You know, you should try and win that for that new puppy of yours, Alice.
03:10Turns out our landlord isn't as dog-friendly as we hoped.
03:14You lost another fur baby?
03:16Oh, you poor thing.
03:18You've had way too much drama lately.
03:20Yeah, that is why tonight is going to be drama-free.
03:24That's right.
03:25Check your worries with your coats, bitches.
03:27And dance like nobody's watching.
03:29Uh, dance like everybody's watching.
03:33Here she is.
03:35Oh, wow.
03:36Oh, cool.
03:40Amazing.
03:41Donna, get the steamer.
03:45So, what are we looking at here, Doc?
03:48Cervix is nice and closed.
03:50Ah, perfect for the first trimester.
03:52Will you get out of there?
03:53Well, it's not like I haven't seen it before.
03:56Eyes above the equator, sir.
03:57Don't worry, Dad.
03:58There'll be plenty of ways you can participate.
04:01He's not the dad.
04:04Sorry.
04:05Emergency.
04:07Hi, Pam.
04:08What I was wondering was,
04:09if the hotel doesn't have a fitness center,
04:12why am I flying out a trainer?
04:18So, who's going to help you with the baby?
04:21Um, my housekeeper.
04:24Well, she works nights.
04:25There's literally nothing she won't do for money.
04:29And where were you planning on delivery?
04:33Well, I did it in the girls' locker room first time,
04:36so I'm open to any and all ideas.
04:41So, how did we get here, Bertie?
04:47Okay.
04:48So, you know when you're, like, rushing to lunch
04:52and you get in your car
04:53and you realize you forgot your sunglasses
04:55and then you debate,
04:57do I go back inside and be late
04:59or do I just went my way through the day
05:01and risk a few extra wrinkles?
05:04Uh-huh.
05:05Now imagine the sunglasses
05:08are my birth control pills.
05:16That sounds real.
05:19It's about as real as it gets.
05:26I know this can all be overwhelming,
05:30but I'm here.
05:32Anything you need.
05:34Dr. Evans?
05:37What am I supposed to do?
05:41That one I can't help you with.
05:53I should have never picked
05:54so many shellfish appetizers.
05:56Babe, it's gonna go great.
05:58Come on.
05:58I'm gonna have Donna pick up some Epi pens.
06:02Oh, no, no, no.
06:04Don't tell me they forgot the props
06:05for the photo booth.
06:06Julie has to leave by 10.
06:08Okay, deep breaths.
06:09I'll relieve the babysitter.
06:12I just...
06:14I want tonight to be perfect.
06:20What is it?
06:21Something that could make your night
06:23a little less perfect.
06:27It's your friend's dog.
06:32What if it's good news?
06:33What if it's bad?
06:34Maybe the bullet doesn't match.
06:36Or it does.
06:40What do I do?
06:42Let's not open it.
06:45But I want to.
06:50Personally, I'd rather gamble
06:51that the roulette wheel...
07:05I've got to give it to you, man.
07:07Really underestimated you.
07:09I got fired today.
07:11Just bring back the axe
07:12when you're done.
07:17What's up?
07:17I think we probably both
07:19know what's up.
07:21Oh, excuse me.
07:24You guys still open?
07:26Uh, sorry.
07:28We're closed tonight
07:29for the Garden Gala.
07:31I'll come back tomorrow.
07:40So what do you want?
07:42An apology?
07:43You humiliated me
07:44in front of the entire firm.
07:45You tried to send me to jail.
07:47Now you're taking my wife, too?
07:49So what?
07:50You're gonna kill me?
08:04I'll just take your kids.
08:18Oh, we're the black Cadillac.
08:20Second from front.
08:20Have a nice evening.
08:29Ooh, champagne.
08:31Yes, please.
08:32Ooh, thank you.
08:33Hi, good to see you.
08:37How is Melanie Dalton
08:39at Table 9?
08:40Our husband makes
08:41all the car mats
08:43for the big three.
08:44Did he use the same material
08:45to make her dress?
08:46She's got that spag.
08:49Well, here we are.
08:51Not so bad.
08:52But we're at Table 13.
08:54Not anymore.
08:58No one puts Patty
09:00in the corner.
09:07Well, now it's gonna be
09:09a night to remember.
09:15All right.
09:24Brett.
09:26Oh, hey.
09:27Huh.
09:28I called you earlier
09:29to see what time
09:29you were gonna get here.
09:30Yeah, yeah.
09:30I've just been swamped
09:31organizing this auction stuff.
09:34Three sessions with a certified life coach.
09:37Yeah.
09:37I guess that's all it takes
09:39to get your life in order, huh?
09:41We might need a few more.
09:45You look beautiful.
09:47You're not so bad yourself
09:48under all the dirt.
09:51Oh.
09:52Still can't figure out
09:53the bow tie thing.
09:53Oh.
09:59License to kill.
10:01Mm-hmm.
10:05Uh, what's, uh...
10:07Have you been thinking
10:08what I've been thinking?
10:10Well, it depends
10:11on what you've been thinking.
10:12Well, what have you been thinking?
10:14I think
10:16you should go first.
10:19Okay, um...
10:20Mine's about a kiss.
10:25I just...
10:27I don't know.
10:27It kind of felt like
10:29something more.
10:33Maybe, uh...
10:35It was just nostalgia.
10:38Okay, this is the part
10:39where you tell me
10:40that I'm crazy.
10:43I can't.
10:45Well, then put me
10:45out of my misery.
10:48How?
10:50Just tell me
10:51how you feel.
10:54Hey, hey, bud.
10:56Mind if I steal
10:57my wife back?
10:57Yeah, she's all yours.
11:00Let's find her table.
11:02Ooh.
11:05You can barely tell
11:06it's a rental.
11:10Shall we?
11:11Mm-hmm.
11:25Thank you, ladies and gentlemen.
11:30Place your best.
11:32Why aren't you betting?
11:35I don't feel very lucky.
11:37I take great defense to that.
11:38How is this about you?
11:40Find a more fabulous nanny
11:43this side of the pot.
11:48This just isn't how I picture
11:50doing it as a grown-up, okay?
11:51Doesn't that hot cop of yours
11:53have some skin in this game?
11:58I can't tell, Joel.
12:00Not very woke of you.
12:02What if he doesn't want it?
12:03What if he does?
12:05What?
12:08Well, what if I don't?
12:11Then as soon as you plump up,
12:12we'll send you off to the farm.
12:15It's like I'm 16 all over again.
12:18At least you have more money.
12:20Why does the universe
12:21keep doing this to me?
12:24Because it's your chance
12:25to get it right this time.
12:31As long as we're
12:32bringing the universe into this.
12:35Stop!
12:37Red, we do this together.
12:39Black farm.
12:41You're insane.
12:42All in his clothes.
13:00That one of your wife's
13:02signature cocktails?
13:03Yeah, the Riviera.
13:04Barkeep.
13:05Set me up with the Riviera.
13:14It's none of my business, bud.
13:16I saw that dude
13:16disrespected me earlier.
13:18You know Connor?
13:19Yeah, know him
13:20from the kid's school.
13:21Not a fan.
13:22Can't help himself, I guess.
13:25You don't have to take it.
13:27Well, we have a
13:29complicated relationship.
13:31Seems simple to me.
13:32What do you mean?
13:34I should say I've dealt with
13:35a lot of threats
13:36in my line of work.
13:37Okay.
13:38We're no different today
13:39than when we lived in caves.
13:43I mean, we are drinking Rivieras.
13:46Hey, they're growing on me.
13:51I'm just saying,
13:52if someone had laid hands
13:53on me like that,
13:54they wouldn't find it so funny.
13:57Hey, Brett.
13:59Hey, look who finally showed up.
14:01Welcome to Club Riviera.
14:03Have you guys seen Doug?
14:05He didn't come with you?
14:07No.
14:08She has your nose.
14:09Gary's eyes.
14:10How's he been with everything?
14:12Amazing.
14:12Okay, he does the night feeds,
14:14he cleans the bottles.
14:15Well, that man owes you.
14:18Mm-hmm.
14:19Which is why
14:20he has promised
14:21to win me
14:22a quilt
14:24for our baby room.
14:26Well, you know he's gonna have
14:26some stiff competition.
14:28With who?
14:29I think Patty's not gonna
14:29just let that go.
14:30Why does she want it
14:32so bad anyway?
14:33For her grandchild.
14:35You mean her
14:36imaginary grandchild?
14:38Amanda.
14:39Come on.
14:40She would make
14:41a horrible grandmother.
14:43Oh, stop.
14:44What?
14:45No one's in here.
14:46That's so mean.
14:48I'm sorry,
14:49but she is so judgy
14:51and like totally insecure.
14:53She's always been nice to me.
14:55And she's always acting
14:56like she is the queen
14:57of gross point
14:59when she's not even from here.
15:02What?
15:03Grew up in gross eel.
15:06Shut up.
15:07Mm-hmm.
15:09Ew.
15:10Yeah.
15:12Yeah.
15:18I'm sorry.
15:20I'm sorry.
15:26I'm sorry.
15:31I MIGHT NOT LEAVEeh
15:31haven't. I
15:31simply don't Poland like
15:31now. I'm
15:31know. I'm sorry.
15:35Yeah, I might
15:42not care. But I was meant
15:42The only way you are getting that quilt is over my dead body.
16:04Donna!
16:08The auction's about to start and I have dry mouth.
16:11Mm-hmm. Run to CVS. Give me a blow pop.
16:13You know, the grape kind with the gum.
16:15Mm-hmm.
16:17What's in your mouth?
16:21Nothing.
16:25Tell me I'm not smelling a mushroom tart right now, Donna.
16:28It was just one.
16:30Well, eat a prosciutto-wrapped asparagus. No one wants those.
16:41That's enough!
16:42Stop!
16:43Don't eat!
16:44Brett, stop!
16:45Someone do something!
16:47Don't stop!
16:48Don't stop it!
16:49Don't stop it!
16:50Don't get it!
16:51Stop it!
16:52Yes!
16:52Don't stop it!
16:54Hey!
16:54Knock it off!
16:56Get off my son!
16:58My son's a psycho!
16:59Get the hell out of here!
17:01How could you?
17:06Who knows you better, Alice?
17:08Your husband aren't this junk!
17:10Or just take your kids.
17:12I picked neither of you!
17:13There's someone that laid hands on me like that.
17:15They wouldn't find it so funny.
17:17Just tell me how you feel.
17:22We spotted the ocean at the head of the trail Where are we going, so far away Somebody told me
17:40This is the place Where everything's better
17:51And everything's better What are you doing?
17:56I'm telling you how I feel.
18:09I'm telling you how I feel.
18:13Flesh becomes water Water becomes bone
18:21Walk on the ocean Step on the storm
18:29Flesh becomes bone
18:33I'd recognize those curls anywhere.
18:38Skip a party
18:40WBIV zone
18:41Wow, wow, wow
18:42How long has it been?
18:44Gosh, uh, forever
18:47Oh my
18:49Oops, you have a, uh
18:51What?
18:52Oh, no
18:53Oh, gosh
18:54Looks like some dough from the end eye
18:57Did I get it?
18:59Mm
19:01Boy, do I miss that smile
19:02Mm
19:05The place was never the same after you left
19:07Yeah, well, it was a fun time
19:10Oh, we had a lot of fun
19:12Yeah, well, it was, uh, it was another life
19:18Did you ever think about coming back?
19:20Oh
19:21At my age?
19:22Why not?
19:22No, no, no, no, no
19:24I'm not really built for it anymore
19:26Whoa
19:27Well, Taj Mahal's 300 years old
19:29Once you get inside her
19:30It's all takes your breath away
19:37Okay
19:39But I'm not exactly camera ready
19:42What does that got to do with getting coffee?
19:44Mm
19:45Why would I get coffee?
19:46Because you were the best assistant at the station
19:51I was, I was the weather girl
19:53Skip
19:55You sure?
19:55I was an on-air talent
19:57Okay, okay, okay
19:58I mean, don't you remember?
19:59Who?
19:59And now, back to you, Skip
20:00For sports
20:01Right
20:02Yeah, that was me
20:03Who?
20:04Me?
20:04Of course, yeah
20:06I remember
20:08I'm
20:09But, uh, why did you keep bringing me coffee?
20:14Cause I
20:16I stupidly thought you'd appreciate it
20:19Okay, don't freak out
20:21No
20:21I appreciated everything you had to offer
20:26I told him no remove, but he added it anyway
20:30It's my wife, Brianna
20:35You haven't changed a bit
20:37You got me wrapped around your finger
20:41I know
20:43Do you have to let it linger?
20:46Do you have to, do you have to, do you have to let it linger?
20:59I put Dougie in an Uber
21:01Thank you
21:06He's going up to the lake house to cool his head
21:08That's a great idea
21:11Might meet him there tomorrow
21:18Is that it?
21:20All right, everyone
21:22It's the moment
21:24You've all been voting for
21:26One more thing
21:28Let's raise some money to make our garden really bloom this spring
21:33What do you say?
21:35Let's go win you that quilt
21:39Here
21:40What is it?
21:42Medicine
21:45Marilyn's gonna have a stroke
21:47How many cups did we lose?
21:49Basically 82 through 93
21:52I have never seen either of them like this
21:56Okay, this isn't my most feminist moment
21:59But two guys fighting over you is kinda hot
22:04Oh, okay, that was about way more than you
22:07Also, we are fully ignoring the fact that our little lady here just got herself a ticket to New York
22:16Yeah, oh my god
22:17How many magazines have rejected you over the years?
22:21I've lost track
22:23Alice
22:26You just got your dream job
22:29This night couldn't get any worse
22:36Babe
22:37I've got it
22:39We should brand these like that real housewife
22:42Yeah?
22:43How many of these have you had?
22:45Well, you know
22:48What the hell's going on?
22:49Oh, you know, Alice's husband just went full ham
22:53Yeah
22:53Oh
22:54Thought you weren't gonna tell him
22:58Tell us what?
23:01Oops
23:02Nothing
23:03Well, it doesn't sound like nothing
23:09What did you not tell us?
23:12Not now, Alice
23:14Not now, Alice
23:19You got the results?
23:21Oh, no
23:24Honey, this isn't
23:26Did Patty do it?
23:28It's too much for tonight
23:33Just say it
23:38Up next we have a lovely vacation rental in Charlevoix with a ski package for four at Boyne Mountain plus
23:47dinner at Tap 30
23:49Hey
23:50So let's start the bidding at $1,500
23:51Brett
23:52I really wanna make this right
23:53Not the best time
23:55I don't know what happened
23:57Brett
23:58I lost control
23:59She's cool
24:00She's good, bro
24:01Part of me was like
24:03Defending you
24:03Sit
24:04Down
24:05Brett
24:06Going three times
24:07Salt
24:13And now
24:14The piece de resistance
24:16Do I hear $2,500?
24:20Keep in mind this isn't any old blanket, folks
24:22Each of these squares depicts a little piece of gross point history
24:28Ah!
24:30$2,500 for Amanda Mills
24:32Thank you, Amanda Mills
24:33Do I hear $3,000?
24:36Can we go higher?
24:37Yeah
24:40$3,000?
24:41Okay
24:42We are just getting started here, folks
24:44Um, who wants to take it up a notch?
24:46Hank
24:47Hank, I'm looking at you
24:48Your wife's face is telling me that you do
24:50There you go, $3,000
24:52Do I hear $3,500?
24:55Okay
24:55Put a little sizzle on that steak
24:58Which was donated tonight by Village Market
25:01Thank you, Village
25:02$4,000?
25:03Ooh, okay
25:04There you go
25:05Hot, hot, hot
25:06Do I hear $4,500?
25:08$4,500
25:09You know what's next?
25:10$5,000
25:11Do I hear $5,000?
25:13All right, bye
25:15$6,000
25:16$6,000
25:16$6,000
25:24$6,000
25:25Do I hear $5,000?
25:27No
25:28Do I hear $0,000?
25:33How do I hear $5,000?
25:37Are you doing $5,000?
25:40The
25:41Is solving
25:41$6,000
25:52If there were no merak
26:03That bitch killed my dog.
26:13Sorry, man, that's not your car.
26:15What is taking so long?
26:17We're really backed up.
26:22What the hell are you doing?
26:24We gotta talk, lady.
26:26No, I need to get home.
26:28Doors is coming.
26:30Well, tell them to hurry up.
26:32It's an emergency.
26:38What are you doing?
26:41Going for a ride.
26:45Will you please chill?
26:48Oh, because you're with child now.
26:51Oh, let me out.
26:53What happened to women lifting up other women?
26:56That's just something women like to say to other women.
26:59Jesus!
27:02Okay, okay, you're totally right.
27:04I don't deserve Joel and I don't deserve more.
27:06And take and take and take.
27:09And I don't deserve another kid, okay?
27:10Okay.
27:21So what are you gonna do?
27:25Not try to be a mom again.
27:32Get out.
27:33Get out.
27:46Thank God.
27:49Sorry, ma'am.
27:50This isn't your car.
28:01Did you enjoy yourself tonight?
28:03It's cool.
28:04We won those tickets to the Starlight Express revival.
28:07I meant, did you enjoy making a jackass out of me?
28:14It was just a dance, Connor.
28:16I didn't dance with me.
28:22Am I not supposed to have a relationship with my ex-husband?
28:25You're not supposed to kiss him.
28:30Don't know what you're talking about.
28:33Come on, Mel.
28:34Why would I...
28:35I saw you.
28:42How?
28:43Put a P.I. on him.
28:45For what?
28:47For custody.
28:48For us.
28:50God.
28:52Brett was right all along.
28:55I did what I had to do.
28:57Yeah, for you.
29:00What do you want from me, Melissa?
29:02For you to decide what's more important.
29:05Your family or winning some pissing contest with my ex-husband.
29:16I'm going to a hotel.
29:19For how long?
29:21Until you decide who you want to dance with.
29:30She's a total monster.
29:33She just didn't just shoot her.
29:36She dragged her to a park and left her there.
29:40Psycho, I get.
29:41But this is next level.
29:43She can't get away with this.
29:44Well, she already did.
29:45What can we do to her?
29:46Something awful.
29:48Mm.
29:50Let's egg her house.
29:54I'm not sure that has the same emotional punch.
29:57Takes the paint right off.
29:59Someone should sleep with her husband.
30:00Mm-hmm.
30:02Winky.
30:03We film it.
30:04Make it go viral.
30:05She can never show her face in Grosse Pointe ever again.
30:08Mm.
30:09Trust me, this town loves a scandal.
30:12It's worth a try.
30:13It's not enough.
30:15She took away the thing I love most in the world.
30:29We're going to do the same to her.
30:40Ow.
30:44What are you doing?
30:46Making a quesadilla.
30:48At this hour?
30:49I'm starving.
30:51Dr. Rubenstein said the late night eating is doing a number on your cholesterol.
30:55Hey, get off my cheese, woman.
30:59How about a nightcap?
31:02What's that going to do to my cholesterol?
31:04I meant make me one.
31:06Mm-hmm.
31:16It was a crazy night.
31:18Oh.
31:19I'm just glad we finally got to see what she's been doing to our son.
31:23No wonder Dougie's been so moody.
31:24Yeah, I barely recognize him.
31:27Broken heart can change a man.
31:31You know, she's affecting all of us.
31:34Definitely stress we don't need.
31:36And I just don't like the person I've become.
31:41Is that why you were flirting with Skip Harding tonight?
31:53I'm the gala chair.
31:55No one can know I had anything to do with this.
31:57Ooh, we should rip out all the stitches!
32:01Yeah!
32:02Oh!
32:04Okay.
32:05Not that I'm endorsing destroying an auction item, but...
32:09What if we fold it up and cut it into a pattern?
32:14No, like paper dolls.
32:15Oh, Eddie loves those.
32:17Guys, we're trying to prank a bitch, not do crafts.
32:21Yeah, why are you guys thinking so small, huh?
32:24Huh?
32:32Expand your horizons!
32:33Is that what I think it is?
32:35Whatever it is, I already like it.
32:38Yeah, 15 horses of gas-powered destruction!
32:42Ooh, let's trip this quilt like an elm, baby!
32:46Ooh!
32:47Not that I have anything to do with this.
32:53Wait, hold up, hold up!
32:54Don't start it yet!
32:55What's the point?
32:56If she's not even here to see it happen!
33:00Mmm, quilt in the woods.
33:02Why don't you just text her?
33:03Oh, Lord.
33:04Ooh, I like that idea.
33:06Come on, what do you say?
33:08Text her.
33:09Text her!
33:10Text her!
33:11Text her!
33:12Text her!
33:12I should go home.
33:13Text her!
33:14Text her!
33:15Text her!
33:16Text her!
33:18Text her!
33:19Text her!
33:22Yeah.
33:27It's on all of us now!
33:29Yeah!
33:33Gotta admit, it still looks good.
33:37I wasn't watering.
33:39Very glossy.
33:42Well, that kind of gloss takes a village.
33:45of surgeons.
33:49Do you ever think about him?
33:51Yeah. Yeah, I think he needs
33:53to leave his face alone now.
33:56You know what I mean, Patty.
33:58He already can't blink his eyes
34:00all the way shut.
34:03Do you regret choosing me?
34:10How can you ask me that
34:12after all we've been through?
34:14It's just...
34:19Sometimes I think
34:20about the life he could have had
34:22without me.
34:23Oh, honey, you had too much to drink.
34:28That's not an answer, Patty.
34:43Do you know why I love sitting
34:44at that table tonight?
34:47All of Gross Point
34:48could see you win that quilt.
34:52Because I was sitting next
34:54next to you.
35:04It's my favorite place to be.
35:13Thanks for letting me spend
35:14so much money on my quilt.
35:17Well, after everything
35:18that's happened,
35:20I'm not sure if it's going to end up
35:22in the nursery.
35:25And I had a feeling it wasn't.
35:28Then why'd you work on it so hard
35:30if it wasn't for a grandchild?
35:40Well, that love
35:44had to go somewhere.
35:57You know what?
35:59When I get back from the cabin
36:01with Dougie,
36:03let's go away somewhere.
36:06Remember the Alaska cruise?
36:11I remember.
36:12Oh, what I would give
36:14to be smoking a joint
36:15on a glacier with you right now.
36:21Where will we go?
36:22I'm not a flying coach.
36:26I know, my dear.
36:40It might work better
36:41if we cut this thing
36:41into strips.
36:42We'll have to do anything
36:43if she doesn't text you back.
36:44This fabric could jam it up.
36:46Why isn't she responding?
36:47Because it's late
36:50and we should all go home.
36:53Okay, okay.
36:55Let's take the wood chipper
36:56to her house
36:58and then we fire it up
37:00and we wake up
37:01the whole goddamn neighborhood
37:02and shoot the quilt
37:04all over her face.
37:05Okay, all right.
37:06Guys, come on.
37:07Let's get a grip here.
37:08I mean, it does attach
37:09to the truck.
37:10Hey, I'm game.
37:15Okay.
37:16Okay.
37:16All right.
37:19Oh, wow.
37:35Alice, stop.
37:37Kate?
37:38Oh, no, hi.
37:39Uh, what the hell
37:42are you doing?
38:01Why are you here?
38:03Oh, believe me.
38:04Oh, believe me.
38:15Fine.
38:16Give me the quilt.
38:18No.
38:19It's Patty's.
38:22She can't have it.
38:23They did technically
38:24Venmo payment already.
38:27Why?
38:28Karma.
38:30What is wrong with you?
38:33Your wife.
38:34Tell him, Alice.
38:36She's gone way above and beyond
38:38to make you a part of our family.
38:40Alice, tell him.
38:41She's been kind and welcoming
38:42and supportive.
38:43She murdered Molly.
38:51You've all lost your goddamn mind.
38:53Just get out of here, mister.
38:55Give it to me.
38:56No.
38:57No, you don't want to do that, buddy.
38:59Oh, perfect.
39:00Boy, Patty had one thing right.
39:02My son can do way better than you.
39:05Me?
39:06You go out of your way
39:07to embarrass yourself.
39:09Doug can do way better than you guys.
39:12You don't belong in our family.
39:13And believe me when I tell him
39:15what he did to a beautiful,
39:17sweet defense of animals.
39:18You don't even belong in gross point.
39:29You're right.
39:35No, don't you dare.
39:36Watch me.
39:37Stop it, Alice.
39:38Look, this train has left the station already, okay?
39:40Let it happen, dude.
39:42It's gonna happen.
39:43No.
39:44Hey!
39:44Out of my way!
39:46No, no, no!
39:46Move!
39:50Keith, let go!
39:52Dude, don't be stupid!
39:53Stop it!
39:54Oh, my God!
39:55Keith!
39:55Keith, you're gonna lose a horse!
39:57What are you doing?
39:59I'm going to lose a horse!
40:02Oh, my God!
40:07Oh, my God!
40:08Oh, my God!
40:08Let go!
40:09Let go!
40:12Oh, God.
40:16Oh, God.
40:16Oh.
40:17Oh, God.
40:18Oh, God.
40:20Oh, God.
40:26Every garden begins with a single seed, just like every quilt begins with a single square.
40:32I am coming to Paris to kill you.
40:40I have even booked my flight.
40:43Every flower has its own occasion, and each square has its own story to tell.
40:48I am coming to Paris to kill you.
40:53At first, you can't see how one goes with the other.
40:56I am coming to take your life.
41:03But when the last flower blooms, and the last square is sown.
41:08And it takes a little time, but you'll feel better about most of these things.
41:16Oh, it takes a little time, but you'll feel better about most of these things.
41:25The big picture finally becomes clear.
41:29I am coming to Paris to kill you.
41:34I am coming to take your life.
41:58I am coming to Paris.
41:59Came to Paris.
42:00I am coming to Paris.
42:01I am coming.
42:01I am coming to Paris.
42:02You are coming to Paris.
42:18Leaving me or she's got my maingie.
42:19And I have dream of新しい surprise for many, just like that with me.
42:19I am coming to Paris.
42:19I am coming to Paris.
42:22I am coming to Paris.
42:23You
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