00:15Oh
00:16Ain't much stays clean up here, Volpe
00:20You'll see
00:22I don't think it's our job to help these people
00:24They're murderers
00:25So what do you propose we do?
00:27We can do what they would have done us
00:30Wow
00:31He killed my husband
00:33If your father were here, he'd do the right thing
00:37Are you okay?
00:39The whole opening the vault door for Lucy thing didn't sit too out with the council
00:43So I guess I'm not a gatekeeper anymore
00:46I need the head
00:48It's the only way I can get my father back
00:51You can't treat people like this
00:54Yeah, why is that?
00:57Because of the golden rule
01:00The wasteland's got its own golden rule
01:02Thou shalt get sidetracked by bullshit every goddamn time
01:25Let's go sunnin'
01:27It's so good for you
01:29Let's go sunnin'
01:30Neat the sky of blue
01:32Neat the sky of blue
01:33Greet the sun
01:33Every morn
01:35Feel as free and happy as the day you were born
01:39Let's go native
01:40Sun you gives away
01:42Be creative
01:44Learn to live and play
01:46Pretty flowers need the sun
01:49This applies to everyone
01:52Life's worth livin'
01:56Life's worth livin'
01:56When nature's givin'
01:59Happy rest to everyone
02:02Let's go sunnin'
02:19Hello
02:20Let's go
02:21I know
02:22I'm going to use the sun
02:26To me
02:27I'm going to use the sun
02:31To me
02:32I'm going to use the sun
02:32I put my nose
02:33To me
02:49Roger, my name is Roger.
02:51My name is Roger.
02:53My name is Roger.
02:56My name is Roger.
03:01Hey, Raj.
03:03Hey.
03:07It's fancy seeing you out here.
03:10You out for that bounty too, huh?
03:14Yep.
03:24Oh, shit.
03:28How are you feeling?
03:29Oh.
03:33You know, it's hard out here.
03:39Dang, smoothies can be so unkind.
03:43I say you got a smoothie of your own.
03:52You turn it.
03:56Maybe.
03:58Maybe.
03:59Hey.
04:01You know, you don't have to have any vials, do you?
04:07Just one little puff and I'll be back on my feet.
04:10You don't look for it.
04:13I'm sorry, Roger.
04:14I'm all out.
04:15That's okay.
04:16It's okay.
04:18Though, um, your smooth-faced friend, you, um, might want to clear out before things get ugly.
04:31I did okay.
04:32I did okay.
04:3528 years since I first started showing.
04:38Ah!
04:43What the hell?
04:48Not as long as you, though, you've lasted us all.
04:52How long since you first started Wasteland?
04:55A long time.
04:58It's a lot of vials.
05:01Well, I've always been good at making money, Roger.
05:10Say, remember how good food used to taste?
05:15Whamcoe mac and cheese.
05:17Ice cream and apple pie.
05:21Hot damn!
05:22Apple pie!
05:24You know, my mom used to...
05:43Why'd you do that?
05:45You're sick.
05:56Stop, stop, stop!
05:57Please, I...
05:58No, I know it's hard up here, but you don't...
06:00You don't have...
06:01You don't have to resort to...
06:04What'd you say your name was?
06:07Lucy McLean.
06:12McLean?
06:18Well, Lucy McLean...
06:21It ain't all canned peaches and marmalade left up here, sweetheart.
06:26Sometimes...
06:27A fella's gotta eat a fella.
06:37You know, my vault has endured hardship, too.
06:40In the great plague of 77, everyone had to quarantine.
06:44They couldn't work the farms together.
06:45People starved.
06:47My mother included.
06:49My dad dropped to 128 pounds, and he still refused to do anything like this.
06:55What?
06:56What's so funny?
06:58Well...
06:59That's what people say they did...
07:01And what they really did.
07:04Well, I bet your daddy was first in line at the cookout.
07:08I bet he had a...
07:10Bill with a...
07:12Drawing of his neighbor's ass on there.
07:17How do you live like this?
07:20Why keep going?
07:33Well, one good question deserves another.
07:40Why the fuck am I doing all the work?
07:45Now, come on, party.
07:47Ass-dricky don't make itself.
07:49What do you have?
08:01Bye-bye.
08:03Bye-bye.
08:05Bye.
08:05Bye-bye.
08:09Bye-bye.
08:20hello ladies how are you just fine just fine hello fellas how are you just fine
08:27it's real fine weather when we are to get together and we're all just fine just fine
08:34are you glad that you are here morning woody morning reg nice work on your posters well
08:41thanks reg i've been admiring yours as well any luck i asked him all sorts of questions who he is
08:49who he works for why his colleagues kidnapped overseer mclean what organizing principle if
08:56any they operate under nothing huh 200 years with no contact
09:06the terrible things this creature must have been through
09:11what's he doing oh no sir please stop you will injure yourself fuck you
09:19we better try and come again for his own safety we'll try again tomorrow
09:41there you are thought you might be up here made pie if you'd like a piece
09:50i was there the first time that you tried rhubarb pie and ice cream you sure did like pie that
09:56day
10:01you came here to talk to me about what i said at the assembly
10:05and why do you think that is it upset people you don't like it when people get upset
10:11what do you do you do you're not the only one that feels the absence of your father
10:20people here are hurting disoriented
10:25and with your sister gone you're the last standing mclean
10:30your voice carries more weight than you might realize
10:35i hid
10:39during the raid i got in a storage space and i hid
10:43does that make you angry
10:48why does it matter
10:54regular boys
10:57can't get angry and they'll just pee on the ball
11:02and clever boys like you are angry
11:06you're lucky not to have seen where that can lead
11:16just tread lightly
11:21that's all i ask
11:29huh
11:31yeah
11:33yeah
11:33yeah
11:34yeah
11:34yeah
11:41yeah
11:42yeah
11:43yeah
11:43yeah
12:04Oh, my God.
12:29Now, you're getting it.
12:38How does that golden rule drive what's going through your head right now?
12:52What are you?
12:55Oh, I'm you, sweetie.
12:58You just give it a little time.
13:03Oh, my God.
13:09Oh, my God.
13:10I don't know.
13:42Where do you think you're going?
13:44You ain't going nowhere.
13:53There you are.
13:55You little killer.
14:14Now that right there is the closest thing we've had to an honest exchange so far.
14:20I don't know.
14:51I don't know.
14:59Hey.
15:00Hey.
15:01I thought I'd just stop by and see how you're doing.
15:04Not great, to be honest.
15:09First I lost Lucy and then I lost my job as the gatekeeper.
15:14Right.
15:15How are you handling the death of the father of your unborn baby?
15:24I was actually just organizing some of Bert's things and, well, I thought maybe you might want some of them.
15:40This is all that's left of him.
15:42He was a good man, Steph.
15:45You think so?
15:46Of course.
15:47I mean, what can you say?
15:56Well, he took great care of his shoes.
15:59You know, it was one of the few things he truly loved.
16:03Get him talking about shoe maintenance and he'd just carry on until everyone left the room.
16:11I loved him so much.
16:14And those monsters took him away from me.
16:19Awful.
16:20I hate those guys.
16:22It would mean a lot to me if you took Bert's shoes.
16:27Wow.
16:29Thank you, Steph.
16:31I'll try to wear them.
16:35Oh, God.
16:36And this.
16:41Oh.
16:45Oh, Bert.
16:48Bert.
16:50Bert.
16:52Oh, Bert.
16:54Oh, Bert.
16:58Oh, Bert.
17:00Oh, Bert.
17:03Bert.
17:05Oh, Bert.
17:13Oh, Bert.
17:17Oh, we just keep it on.
17:19Oh, yeah.
17:20Oh, yeah, yeah.
17:21Of course.
17:21I'm sorry.
17:21What was I thinking?
17:24Oh, Bert.
17:26Oh.
17:27Oh, Bert.
17:29Yes, I am Bert.
17:31Yeah.
17:37Now that is one wet lady.
17:40Oh, Bert.
17:43Oh, Bert.
17:44Oh, Bert.
17:46Oh, Bert.
17:48Oh, Bert.
18:10Oh, Bert.
18:31Transaction?
18:32Yes.
18:35Two months' supply of vials.
18:37Exchange one female, mint condition.
18:43Near mint condition.
18:45Condition grading requires physical evaluation.
18:49Please send her in.
18:56What's in there?
19:00You're about to find out.
19:03You're selling me?
19:08You got problems out here, too, sweetheart.
19:11Best you try your luck behind that door.
19:22Go on.
19:25Come on.
19:27Come on.
19:38I'll do too much.
19:39Love you, Fort.
19:39What's inside?
19:41That is the door.
19:42That is none of the available.
19:42Good.
19:42We'll do too much.
19:42Good.
19:43And the third time.
19:50We'll do too much.
19:50Bye.
19:51Good.
19:51Oh, my God.
20:33Welcome.
20:34What the fudge?
20:35Fudge? There's no fudge here.
20:37Only a General Atomics International Mark IV.
20:40That's what I am.
20:41You seem to be a woman.
20:44Please, sir.
20:45My name is Lucy McLean.
20:46My dad's been taken, and I've been kidnapped.
20:49He's right outside.
20:51Say, you've lost a finger.
20:53Ah, that won't do at all.
20:55Let's get you taken care of.
20:57Follow me.
21:11Apologies for the mess.
21:13Time flies by lately.
21:15Especially since my temporal senses went out in the Great War.
21:18That must have been a week ago at least.
21:21Would you mind taking a seat on that gurney in front of you?
21:26Now, what have we here?
21:30Too fat, too withered.
21:32Ah, this one will do it.
21:33Now, you're lucky.
21:34I don't have to use a thumb.
21:36Our finger infantry is in a sorry state.
21:40Now, if you give me your hand.
21:44Okay, you're going to feel a slight pinch.
21:49I say.
21:50I really do appreciate that.
21:52But listen, a big fish ate my head, and I need my head to get back my dad.
21:55Now, that's much better, isn't it?
22:02Not a problem.
22:04That feels really, really nice.
22:07Now, would you prefer a dressing of high-quality synthetic fibers, classic cotton, or a comforting
22:12synthetic cotton blend?
22:15You have real cotton?
22:18Of course.
22:19Don't you?
22:25You know, that creature that brought me here, he...
22:29You seem unhappy.
22:31He did not treat me very courteously.
22:33Really?
22:34When I pointed out that he wasn't following the golden rule, he put a leash around my neck
22:37and he made me drink from a pot of water that I'm pretty sure was just some kind of animal
22:40piece.
22:40Well, that is interesting.
22:41I thought I was here to be a sex slave.
22:43What?
22:44No!
22:45What a disgusting idea!
22:48I'm simply going to harvest your organs.
22:51Huh?
23:04Dessert tray incoming.
23:17Hey, Norm.
23:18Veronica.
23:24Wait, they're getting Jell-O cake?
23:27Those are my orders.
23:30I wonder what your dad would say about this.
23:33He'd be handing out the cake himself.
23:35Yeah.
23:36He was a saint.
23:42Do you want it?
23:44Nobody's going to know.
23:46Yeah.
23:47I'm going to put this in my fridge.
23:52Hey.
23:53Hey.
23:57Hey.
24:00A murderer in a cage.
24:03Paying the price for what you did to us.
24:07Or what you did to the innocent people in Vault 32.
24:11I don't know what the people of Vault 32 were up to.
24:17But it was anything but innocent.
24:38That was the only one guy who did not want me to know.
24:44Let's go.
25:10Norm.
25:11Hi.
25:18Feel like getting out of the house?
25:20Yes.
25:32Maybe he was messing with me, but one of the Raiders told me there was something up at 32.
25:37Uh-huh.
25:38Well, this isn't exactly fun for me, Norm.
25:42Then why'd you come?
25:43To be honest, I don't know.
25:45You don't think it's because you're still in love with my sister and being around me reminds you of her?
25:56This is so wrong.
25:58Come on.
25:59You have to see this.
26:02Norm.
26:03Norm.
26:04Norm.
26:04You have to see that.
26:09Don't you?
26:25You have to see this.
26:26I don't know.
26:27You're still in love with my sister.
26:28You're still in love with my sister.
26:48You see, whatever happened here happened a long time ago.
27:24You see, whatever happened here.
27:45The last biosignal detected was two years ago.
28:04We're not alone here.
28:06We're not making sure this is growing cold.
28:10It's all about the utopia.
28:12Inside, the mice enjoy all the existing.
28:16All the food they could eat.
28:18All the padding they could sleep on.
28:20But eventually, overpopulation occurs.
28:24The mice fight for the once bountiful food,
28:27the once endless space.
28:29They see each other in their desperation to survive.
28:57So if they were already dead
28:59When the Raiders got here
29:01Who killed them
29:04I mean it looks like
29:05They strangled each other
29:06With their hands
29:09It just doesn't make any sense
29:10It just doesn't make any sense
29:40It just doesn't make any sense
29:48It just doesn't make any sense
30:10I need my bed
30:12My bed
30:17Pardon the interruption
30:19Our latest arrival has arrived
30:22Oh shit
30:24What are they asking Snip Snip?
30:2760 vials
30:33We can do 60
30:34Fantastic
30:35Oh do her now
30:36So she's ready for the next pick up
30:38Excellent idea as always
30:41Thanks Snip Snip
30:43Do excuse me
30:45Nice robot
30:47And where are you from again?
30:50I've never been there myself
30:52Hope to go there someday soon
31:02Here we are
31:03Let's get on with it shall we?
31:04We don't want to keep your associate waiting
31:10Sir
31:11You can't do this
31:13Please I need my organs
31:15Now don't be afraid
31:16A little Snip Snip
31:17And it will all be over
31:21Hold still now
31:25This one hurt a bit
31:35Excuse me
31:55There's no fuck here
32:10I am ever ready to serve
32:12To serve
32:13To serve
32:22Hands up
32:24Do as I say
32:25And Snip Snip
32:25Doesn't get hurt
32:28It's a fucking robot
32:30Yeah you might as well
32:32Be holding an air conditioner hostage
32:33Well an air conditioner sounds nice though
32:36Yeah an air conditioner would be a big deal
32:38But you know what I mean
32:39Totally
32:41The question was
32:42Does she know what you mean?
32:44Yeah
32:45I think I do
32:47That's why I put a Braxo draining fluid in his syringes
32:51Snip Snip
32:51Tell them what a Braxo does to the human body
32:54If you've got a clog that's full of muck
32:56Trust a Braxo draining fluid
32:58To get it unstuck
33:00It's very poisonous
33:03Okay
33:05You can walk out of here
33:06Not just me
33:08Them two
33:29Hey thank you
33:38I said all of them
33:40Lady those
33:41Those ones
33:42You don't understand
33:47Whoa
34:00Don't be scared
34:02You're free
34:05Go
34:17Oh gosh
34:19Oh gosh
34:20That's right
34:22Whoa
34:29Hello there
34:35Goodbye
34:36Goodbye
34:51Martha
34:52My name is Martha
35:04Martha
35:05Martha
35:05My name is Martha
35:07That's right
35:08Your name is Martha
35:14No
35:22Martha
35:23My name is Martha
35:26Please
35:26Please
35:29Come on I know there's someone in there
35:31Talk to me
35:31I know there's someone in there
35:31To be back
35:32Pretty bad
35:32Yeah
35:33Uh...
35:34Yeah
35:34Ah...
35:35Ah...
35:36Ah...
35:38Ah...
35:39Ah...
35:45Uh...
35:47Ah...
35:47Ah...
35:48Ah...
35:49Ah...
35:50Ahhh...
35:51Ah...
35:51Ah...
36:00Ah...
36:01Do you have a better day?
36:03No, thank you.
36:33Oh, jeez.
36:53Okay.
36:56I think it's safe to say they went bananas.
37:00It still doesn't explain how the Raiders got in.
37:15These people were crazy.
37:17If there were any survivors down here,
37:19they'd probably open the door and welcome the Raiders right in.
37:35It says it was open from the outside.
37:39No.
37:40They need a Pip-Boy to open the door.
37:41They had one.
37:43Who's?
37:49The Moms.
37:54The Moms.
37:58The Moms.
38:01The Moms.
38:09The Moms.
38:19You don't get these.
38:21You turn into one of those?
38:24Is that how it works?
38:26Is that how it works?
38:48I may end up looking like you.
38:53I'll never be like you.
39:06Golden rule, motherfucker.
39:25Golden rule, motherfucker.
39:55No matter how near you'll be, you'll never belong to me.
40:07But I can dream, can't I?
40:12Can I pretend that I'm locked in the vent of your embrace?
40:20For dreams are just like wine, and I am drunk with mine.
40:35I'm alone, my heart is a sad affair.
40:43Are you shitting me?
40:44There's much disillusion there, but I can dream, can't I?
40:58Oh, I'd love to share some of this with y'all, but y'all weren't invited to this party.
41:06There's much disillusion there, but I can dream, can I?
41:18Can I adore you, of the way our oceans are high?
41:29I can't make you open your heart, but I can dream, can I?
42:01I can't make you open your heart.
42:08I can't make you open your heart, but I can dream, can I?
42:17There's an old Mexican eulogy
42:22means he was ugly, strong
42:26and had dignity
42:28Well, Joey
42:31I'll give you two out of three on that front
42:38I hope you like the taste of lead
42:40you call me son of a bitch
43:37I hope you like the taste of lead
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