00:15Oh
00:16Ain't much stays clean up here, Volpe
00:20You'll see
00:22I don't think it's our job to help these people
00:24They're murderers
00:25So what do you propose we do?
00:27We can do what they would have done us
00:30Wow
00:31He killed my husband
00:33If your father were here, he'd do the right thing
00:37Are you okay?
00:39The whole opening the vault door for Lucy thing didn't sit too out with the council
00:43So I guess I'm not a gatekeeper anymore
00:46I need the head
00:48It's the only way I can get my father back
00:51You can't treat people like this
00:54Yeah, why is that?
00:57Because of the golden rule
01:00The wasteland's got its own golden rule
01:02Thou shalt get sidetracked by bullshit every goddamn time
01:25Let's go sunnin'
01:27It's so good for you
01:29Let's go sunnin'
01:30Neat the sky of blue
01:32Neat the sky of blue
01:33Greet the sun
01:33Every morn
01:35Feel as free and happy as the day you were born
01:39Let's go native
01:40Sun you gives away
01:42Be creative
01:44Learn to live and play
01:46Pretty flowers need the sun
01:49This applies to everyone
01:52Life's worth livin'
01:56Life's worth livin'
01:56When nature's givin'
01:59Happy rest to everyone
02:02Let's go sunnin'
02:10Get out of theches
02:17I don't know
02:17Oh, my God
02:25How can they get out of this?
02:27Come on
02:27To the floors
02:31This convolution
02:32You don't know
02:34You've got a little bit
02:35You've got a little bit
02:35You've got to find out
02:35You're going to
02:35I'm going to
02:35You're going to
02:49Roger, my name is Roger.
02:51My name is Roger.
02:53My name is Roger.
02:56My name is Roger.
03:01Hey, Raj.
03:03Hey.
03:07It's fancy seeing you out here.
03:10You out for that bounty too, huh?
03:14Yep.
03:24Oh, shit.
03:28How are you feeling?
03:29Oh.
03:33You know, it's hard out here.
03:39Dang, smoothies can be so unkind.
03:43I say you got a smoothie of your own.
03:52You turn it.
03:56Maybe.
03:58Maybe.
03:59Hey.
04:01You know, you don't have to have any vials, do you?
04:07Just one little puff and I'll be back on my feet.
04:10You don't look for it.
04:13I'm sorry, Roger.
04:14I'm all out.
04:15That's okay.
04:16It's okay.
04:18Though, um, your smooth-faced friend, you, um, might want to clear out before things get ugly.
04:31I did okay.
04:32I did okay.
04:3528 years since I first started showing.
04:38Ah!
04:43What the hell?
04:48Not as long as you, though, you've lasted us all.
04:52How long since you first started Wasteland?
04:55A long time.
04:58It's a lot of vials.
05:01Well, I've always been good at making money, Roger.
05:10Say, remember how good food used to taste?
05:15Whamcoe mac and cheese.
05:17Ice cream and apple pie.
05:21Hot damn!
05:22Apple pie!
05:24You know, my mom used to...
05:43Why'd you do that?
05:45You're sick.
05:56Stop, stop, stop!
05:57Please, I...
05:58No, I know it's hard up here, but you don't...
06:00You don't have...
06:01You don't have to resort to...
06:04What'd you say your name was?
06:07Lucy McLean.
06:12McLean?
06:18Well, Lucy McLean...
06:21It ain't all canned peaches and marmalade left up here, sweetheart.
06:26Sometimes...
06:27A fella's gotta eat a fella.
06:37You know, my vault has endured hardship, too.
06:40In the great plague of 77, everyone had to quarantine.
06:44They couldn't work the farms together.
06:45People starved.
06:47My mother included.
06:49My dad dropped to 128 pounds, and he still refused to do anything like this.
06:55What?
06:56What's so funny?
06:58Well...
06:59That's what people say they did...
07:01And what they really did.
07:04Well, I bet your daddy was first in line at the cookout.
07:08I bet he had a...
07:10Bill with a...
07:12Drawing of his neighbor's ass on there.
07:17How do you live like this?
07:20Why keep going?
07:33Well, one good question deserves another.
07:40Why the fuck am I doing all the work?
07:45Now, come on, party.
07:47Ass-dricky don't make itself.
07:49All we have.
08:16All we have.
08:20hello ladies how are you just fine just fine hello fellas how are you just fine
08:27it's real fine weather when we are to get together and we're all just fine just fine
08:34are you glad that you are here morning woody morning reg
08:39nice work on your posters well thanks reg i've been admiring yours as well
08:45any luck i asked him all sorts of questions who he is who he works for why his colleagues
08:52kidnapped overseer mclean what organizing principle if any they operate under nothing huh
09:02200 years with no contact
09:06the terrible things this creature must have been through
09:11what's he doing oh no sir please stop you will injure yourself fuck you
09:19we better drink him again for his own safety we'll try again tomorrow
09:41there you are thought you might be up here made pie if you'd like a piece
09:50i was there the first time that you tried rhubarb pie and ice cream you sure did like pie that
09:56day
10:01you came here to talk to me about what i said at the assembly
10:05and why do you think that is it upset people you don't like it when people get upset
10:11what do you do you do you do you're not the only one that feels the absence of your father
10:20people here are hurting disoriented
10:25and with your sister gone you're the last standing mclean
10:30your voice carries more weight than you might realize
10:35i hid
10:39during the raid i got into storage space and i hid
10:43does that make you angry
10:48why does it matter
10:54regular boys
10:57can't get angry and they'll just pee on the ball
11:02and clever boys like you are angry
11:06you're lucky not to have seen where that can lead
11:16just tread lightly
11:20that's all i ask
11:22that's all i ask
11:59oh
12:00so
12:02so
12:16that's all i ask
12:29Now you're getting it.
12:38How does that golden rule drive
12:40what's going to be your head right now?
12:52What are you?
12:55Oh, I'm you, sweetie.
12:58You just give it a little time.
13:03Oh, my God.
13:42Where do you think you're going?
13:44You ain't going nowhere.
13:53There you are.
13:55You little killer.
14:14Now, that right there
14:16is the closest thing we've had
14:18to an honest exchange so far.
14:30What do you do now that she does
14:33want me?
14:36That's what helps me.
14:40What do you do?
14:44What do you do?
14:46Keep on being lonely
14:51What a lonely
14:58Hey.
15:00Hey.
15:01I thought I'd just stop by and see how you're doing.
15:05Not great, to be honest.
15:09First I lost Lucy, and then I lost my job as the gatekeeper.
15:14Right.
15:14How are you handling the, uh...
15:19death of the father of your unborn baby?
15:23Same.
15:25I was actually just organizing some of Bert's things,
15:28and, well, I thought maybe you might want some of them.
15:34This is all that's left of him.
15:42He was a good man, Steph.
15:45You think so?
15:46Of course.
15:47I mean, what can you say?
15:53I will.
15:56He took great care of his shoes.
15:59You know, it was one of the few things he truly loved.
16:02To get him talking about shoe maintenance, and he'd just carry on until everyone left the room.
16:11I loved him so much.
16:14And those monsters took him away from me.
16:19Awful.
16:20I hate those guys.
16:22It would mean a lot to me if you took Bert's shoes.
16:27Wow.
16:29Thank you, Steph.
16:31I'll...
16:33I'll try to wear them.
16:35Oh, good.
16:35And there's.
16:40Oh.
16:44Oh, Bert.
16:47Bert.
16:50Oh, Bert.
16:54Oh, Bert.
16:56Oh, Bert.
16:59Oh, Bert.
17:18Oh, yeah, of course. I'm sorry. What were you thinking?
17:26Oh, Bert.
17:28Yes, I am Bert.
17:37Now, that is one wet lady.
17:41Oh, God.
17:43It's the music.
17:46It's the music.
17:48It's the music.
17:51It's the music.
18:04It's the music.
18:30Transaction?
18:32Yes.
18:35Two months' supply of vials. Exchange one female, men condition. Near men condition.
18:45Condition grading requires physical evaluation. Please send her in.
18:56What's in that?
19:00You're about to find out.
19:04You're selling me?
19:08You got problems out here too, sweetheart. Best you try your luck behind that door.
19:22Go on.
19:26Go on.
19:27Go on.
19:34Go on.
19:36Go on.
19:43Go on.
19:44Go on.
19:52Go on.
19:58Go on.
19:59Go on.
20:01Go on.
20:02Go on.
20:03Go on.
20:44Please, sir. My name is Lucy McLean. My dad's been taken and I've been kidnapped. He's right outside.
20:51I say you've lost a finger. Ah, that won't do at all. Let's get you taken care of. Follow me.
20:58I say you've lost a finger.
21:26Now, what have we here? Too fat, too withered. Ah, this one will do it. You're lucky I don't have
21:34to use a thumb. Our finger infantry is in a sorry state.
21:40Now, if you give me your hand, okay, you're going to feel a slight pinch.
21:48Thank you. I say. I really do appreciate that. But listen, a big fish ate my head and I need
21:54my head to get back my dad.
21:55Yeah, now. That's much better, isn't it?
22:02Not a problem.
22:04That feels really, really nice.
22:06Now, would you prefer a dressing of high-quality synthetic fibers, classic cotton, or a comforting synthetic cotton blend?
22:15You have real cotton?
22:18Of course. Don't you?
22:25You know, that...
22:27That creature that brought me here, he...
22:29You seem unhappy.
22:31He did not treat me very courteously.
22:33Really?
22:34When I pointed out that he wasn't following the golden rule, he put a leash around my neck and he
22:37made me drink from a pot of water that I'm pretty sure was just some kind of animal piece.
22:40Well, that is interesting.
22:41I mean, I thought I was here to be a sex slave.
22:43What? No! What a disgusting idea!
22:48I'm simply going to harvest your organs.
22:51Huh?
23:04Dessert tray in coming.
23:17Hey, Norm.
23:18Veronica.
23:24Wait, they're getting jello cake?
23:27Those are my orders.
23:30I wonder what your dad would say about this.
23:33He'd be handing out the cake himself.
23:35Yeah.
23:36He was a saint.
23:42Do you want it?
23:44Nobody's going to know.
23:46Yeah.
23:47I'm going to put this in my fridge.
23:57What are you looking at?
24:00A murderer in a cage?
24:03Paying the price for what you did to us.
24:07Or what you did to the innocent people in Vault 32?
24:11I don't know what the people of Vault 32 were up to.
24:17But it was anything but innocent.
24:37They're the firstborn son.
24:42They're the firstborn son.
24:44Yeah.
24:45Hey.
24:45I'm gonna make the fuck up here.
24:46I'm gonna make him a-
24:47Oh, I'm gonna make him a-
24:49I'm gonna make him a-
25:09Norm, hi.
25:18feel like getting out of the house
25:31maybe he was messing with me
25:33but one of the raiders told me there was something up at 32
25:37uh-huh well this isn't exactly fun for me norm
25:41and why'd you come to be honest i don't know
25:45you don't think it's because you're still in love with my sister and being around me reminds you of her
25:56this is so wrong come on you have to see this
26:02wrong
26:02wrong
26:03I don't know.
26:48You see, whatever happened here happened a long time ago.
27:13I don't know.
27:45The last biosignal detected was two years ago.
27:49I don't know.
27:51I don't know.
27:59I don't know.
28:34I don't know.
28:35I don't know.
28:42I don't know.
28:45I don't know.
29:07I don't know.
29:25I don't know.
29:25I don't know.
29:26I don't know.
29:41I don't know.
29:51I don't know.
30:01I don't know.
30:17Pardon the interruption.
30:19Our latest arrival has arrived.
30:23Oh, shit.
30:25What are they asking, Snip, Snip?
30:27Sixty vials.
30:33We can do Sixty.
30:34Fantastic.
30:35Oh, do her now so she's ready for the next pickup.
30:39Excellent idea as always, sir.
30:42Thanks, Snip, Snip.
30:43Do excuse me.
30:45Nice robot.
30:47Where are you from again?
30:50Never been there myself.
30:52Hope to go there someday soon.
31:02Here we are.
31:03Let's get on with it, shall we?
31:04We don't want to keep your associate waiting.
31:10Sir, you can't do this.
31:13Please, I need my organs.
31:15Now, don't be afraid.
31:16A little Snip, Snip, and it will all be over.
31:21Hold still now.
31:24This won't hurt a bit.
31:35Excuse me.
31:37Excuse me.
31:39Excuse me.
31:49Excuse me.
31:54There's no fuck here.
32:09I am ever ready to throw.
32:12To throw.
32:13To throw.
32:22Hands up.
32:24Do as I say and Snip, Snip doesn't get hurt.
32:29It's a fucking robot.
32:31Yeah, you might as well be holding an air conditioner hostage.
32:34Well, an air conditioner sounds nice, though.
32:36Yeah, an air conditioner would be a big deal, but you know what I mean.
32:39Totally.
32:41The question was, does she know what you mean?
32:44Yeah.
32:45I think I do.
32:47That's why I put a Braxo draining fluid in his syringes.
32:51Snip, Snip, tell them what a Braxo does to the human body.
32:54If you've got a clog that's full of muck, trust a Braxo draining fluid to get it unstuck.
33:00It's very poisonous.
33:03Okay.
33:05You can walk out of here.
33:06Not just me.
33:08Them two.
33:29Hey, thank you.
33:39I said, all of them.
33:41Lady, those ones you don't understand.
33:47Whoa.
34:01Don't be scared.
34:04You're free.
34:05Go.
34:18Oh, gosh.
34:22That's all right.
34:22Whoa.
34:30Hello, there.
34:35Goodbye.
34:36All right.
34:51Martha.
34:53My name is Martha.
34:56Martha.
35:04My name is Martha.
35:05My name is Martha.
35:07That's right.
35:09Your name is Martha.
35:14No.
35:22Martha.
35:23My name is Martha.
35:25Grandpa.
35:29I know there's someone in there.
35:31I know there's someone in there.
35:31Talk to me.
35:52I know there's someone in there.
35:58Pardon me, ma'am.
36:00Could I help you have a better day?
36:03No, thank you.
36:32Oh, jeez.
36:40Okay.
36:56I think it's safe to say they went bananas.
37:00It still doesn't explain how the Raiders got in.
37:15These people were crazy.
37:17If there were any survivors down here,
37:19they'd probably open the door and welcome the Raiders right in.
37:35It says it was open from the outside.
37:40They need a Pip-Boy to open the door.
37:41They had one.
37:43Whose?
37:49The Moms.
37:54The Moms.
37:58The Moms.
38:19you don't get these you turn into one of those that how it works
38:48I may end up looking like you
38:53I'll never be like you
39:05golden rule motherfucker
39:50I can see no matter how near you'll be
39:59you never belong to me
40:06but I can dream, can't I
40:11can I pretend that I'm locked in the van of your embrace
40:20for dreams are just like wine
40:26and I am drunk with mine
40:35I'm alone
40:38my heart is a sad affair
40:45there's much confusion there
40:58I'd love to share some of this with y'all
41:01my heart is a sad affair
41:04y'all weren't invited to this party
41:06there's much to do
41:08but I can dream
41:14can I, can I adore you
41:23of the way our oceans are high
41:28I can't make you open your heart
41:33but I can dream
41:40can I
41:42can I?
41:46can I?
41:57can I?
42:16There's an old Mexican eulogy.
42:19It means it was ugly, strong, and had dignity.
42:28Well, Joey, I'll give you two out of three on that front.
42:39I hope you like the taste of lead, you common son of a bitch.
42:45Yee-hoo!
42:46Yee-hoo!
42:51Yee-hoo!
42:52Yee-hoo!
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