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00:00:02.
00:00:25Jesus!
00:00:26Mom, can you at least warn me when you're gonna do that?
00:00:30Please?
00:00:30Oh, please. Don't be such a child.
00:00:33Do you still have the Wand of Light?
00:00:45See? The all-powerful magic heirloom.
00:00:48Still safe and sound.
00:00:50Well, you should be more careful.
00:00:51The Wand of Light has the power to grant its user their deepest desires.
00:00:56Yeah.
00:00:56And if it falls into the wrong hands, it would become the most dangerous weapon in the world.
00:01:03But a marriage to another noble witch family would only strengthen your power.
00:01:08Yeah.
00:01:09Unless it's an evil Svensson, right?
00:01:12The Svensons are our worst enemies, Leona.
00:01:15Do you know how much our family has suffered over the centuries because of them?
00:01:20I know.
00:01:22Sorry.
00:01:23You are the guardian of the Wand of Light, Leona.
00:01:27And you can't reach your full potential until you marry and succeed me as head of the family.
00:01:33Come home with a husband next week or I will pick one for you.
00:01:37What?
00:01:38Mom, no.
00:01:39Please don't.
00:01:40Leona Sherwood, you are getting married whether you like the boy I pick or not.
00:01:45Mom, please.
00:01:45Understand?
00:01:49Don't worry, Mom.
00:01:51I'm the responsible daughter.
00:01:53Remember.
00:02:01Okay, Leona Sherwood.
00:02:03This is your last weekend of freedom.
00:02:09For two more nights, fuck my responsibility.
00:02:14I'm gonna have some fun.
00:02:29That would be $25.
00:02:32I think you mean it's on the house, right?
00:02:36Right.
00:02:37It's on the house.
00:02:57There you are, little Miss Sherwood.
00:03:06Where the hell are you?
00:03:07I'm in Vegas like I said it would be old man.
00:03:09Hey, don't you get smart with me, you little shit.
00:03:12Remember your mission.
00:03:14Seduce the Sherwood heir and marry her and then that whole obnoxious family will be there to pay off our
00:03:20debts.
00:03:21You mean your debts?
00:03:22Quiet!
00:03:22It's bad enough that I have a sorry excuse for an heir.
00:03:26You are an embarrassment to the Spence in name.
00:03:29Now if you don't marry the Sherwood girl like I told you,
00:03:33I am going to sell your little sister off to old Fitzgerald to be his fourth wife.
00:03:39Dad, secret is just a kid.
00:03:41When I want your opinion, I will ask for it until then you shut up and do as I say.
00:03:47Do you understand?
00:03:49Yeah.
00:03:50I understand.
00:03:51Good!
00:03:52And you!
00:03:53Keep practicing!
00:03:55You sound god-awful!
00:03:57The heartless fucking bastard.
00:04:13It's two of us.
00:04:15You're saying you don't remember me?
00:04:18Who remembers shipping it in as dumb teens anyways?
00:04:20No way.
00:04:21Totally.
00:04:22I love that show.
00:04:23I watched it when I was sitting at like 2am.
00:04:26This is one of my favorites.
00:04:27It definitely doesn't get the love that it deserves.
00:04:30But I think it's one of the best ones.
00:04:31Really?
00:04:33I never begged you for a sappy romance kind of guy.
00:04:38Looks can be deceiving.
00:04:44The wand of light.
00:04:46So it does exist.
00:04:48Maybe I'm just jaded.
00:04:50It's hard to believe that love like that actually exists in real life.
00:04:53Why not?
00:04:54We're witches.
00:04:56Monsters and magic exist in our world.
00:04:58Why can't true love?
00:05:01I am Lele, by the way.
00:05:04Lele Collins.
00:05:08Eric Phillips.
00:05:09Nice to meet you, Lele Collins.
00:05:12Damn.
00:05:13He's hot.
00:05:14And I'm in Vegas.
00:05:15I deserve a little fun.
00:05:17Well, Eric Phillips.
00:05:19I'll be in the poker room tonight.
00:05:21Maybe I'll see you there.
00:05:23Maybe.
00:05:29So you're a little bit better.
00:05:32We're never going too soon.
00:05:32Then we have him.
00:05:33We're going to be back.
00:05:41You're not going to be back.
00:05:42Hey, Svenson.
00:05:44Don't fuck this up.
00:05:57Eric, my friend.
00:05:59motherfucking svensson excuse me you ghost me for three months after sleeping with me and you think
00:06:05you can sit there and act like nothing happened i think you've got me confused with someone else
00:06:09don't gaslight me svensson i know exactly who you are
00:06:27you know who she is
00:06:29i think she's got me confused with someone else
00:06:35thank you
00:06:43you nervous not at all you can always fold you know i'd hate to send you home empty-handed
00:06:53not a chance i'm here to wait you sure
00:06:58seems like your focus is somewhere else
00:07:00oh i am very focused
00:07:07are you guys done making google eyes at each other or what
00:07:12you're full of shit phillips i call
00:07:15yeah there is no way that you have this but don't worry i'll let you go another round
00:07:22once i beat you
00:07:23actually i think i'm about to hit the jackpot
00:07:28eric
00:07:49i have wanted to do that since i saw you by the pool in your bikini
00:07:53eric everyone can see
00:07:56do you want me to stop
00:08:13let him watch
00:08:16give him a shower
00:08:28wait please don't stop
00:08:30use your words
00:08:33tell me what you want
00:08:34i want your tongue inside me
00:08:37please
00:08:38that's a good girl
00:08:39that's a good girl
00:08:40oh
00:08:42oh
00:08:43oh
00:08:44oh
00:08:45oh
00:08:46eric
00:08:46oh
00:08:47oh
00:08:49oh
00:08:49wait wait i think i'm gonna
00:08:51oh
00:08:52oh
00:08:54oh
00:08:55oh
00:08:55oh
00:08:58oh
00:08:58oh
00:08:58oh
00:08:59that was from him
00:09:09lucky son of a bitch
00:09:10beginner lux
00:09:12let's see you do it again next hand
00:09:14no can do
00:09:16i have a date with a
00:09:18very pretty lady
00:09:24why do i have the feeling that you're not exactly as you present
00:09:28eric
00:09:29phillips
00:09:30it is vegas
00:09:33isn't that part of the farm
00:09:46no
00:09:47it wasn't very nice of you
00:09:49to tease me with your strap of your dress during our game
00:09:52hmm
00:09:54it's very distracting
00:09:57well you know it wasn't very nice of you
00:10:00to send me that little vision during our game
00:10:02i just wanted to give you a little sneak preview
00:10:14eric there are people
00:10:15and if you're quiet
00:10:17and if you're quiet
00:10:17they won't see you
00:10:21i should stop
00:10:22this wasn't how the plan was supposed to go
00:10:24you know you were right before
00:10:26i'm not who i say i am
00:10:28and who out there is exactly as they present
00:10:32but i am
00:10:33look i don't care who you are outside of this
00:10:36for once in my life i
00:10:39i just want to forget about everything
00:10:42just live in the moment
00:10:44and i think you
00:10:47can help me do that
00:10:55remove the camouflage
00:10:57i want you to see you
00:11:00the real you
00:11:02but then you'll know who i am
00:11:05i already know who you are
00:11:06the real you
00:11:09wants to let go
00:11:15no one's ever looked at me like that
00:11:18he really wants me
00:11:19the real me
00:11:21fuck
00:11:23you are gorgeous
00:11:27i want you eric
00:11:30i need you
00:11:35spread your legs for me
00:11:41keep your eyes open
00:11:44i want you to watch yourself come
00:11:47all over my fingers
00:11:53keep your eyes open
00:12:00i thought you said that they couldn't hear me
00:12:02they can't if you stay quiet
00:12:04keep your eyes open
00:12:05or i'll stop
00:12:11that's a good girl
00:12:12look down at my hand
00:12:19oh my god they hurt me
00:12:21they can't
00:12:22just relax
00:12:25i can't eric
00:12:26eric
00:12:27it's okay
00:12:29don't think
00:12:31just kill
00:12:32tell me how you feel
00:12:35so good
00:12:36but i need
00:12:38more eric
00:12:42you feel so good
00:12:43i can't wait to put my mouth on you
00:12:49you know
00:12:49i think i'm gonna make you come
00:12:51i'll beat you there
00:12:53i'm gonna kill it now
00:12:54i want you to scream my name when i come
00:12:57five
00:13:00four
00:13:02three
00:13:03two
00:13:04three
00:13:07four
00:13:28I can't believe I just came on his hand
00:13:30In front of other people
00:13:33I think this is your floor
00:13:41I'll be at the fountain tomorrow
00:13:43At 8 o'clock
00:13:45If you decide that you want more
00:13:47See you there
00:13:58How does he know what floor I was on?
00:14:05So you've told me all about
00:14:07Your wild sister
00:14:08And the things that she's done
00:14:11What about you?
00:14:13Me?
00:14:15I'm the responsible sister
00:14:17The boring one
00:14:18If you will
00:14:20And I do what I'm supposed to do
00:14:22With all the rules
00:14:23And all that good stuff
00:14:25I don't believe you
00:14:26I mean
00:14:27I know how you are
00:14:29On an elevator
00:14:29Oh come on
00:14:33Come on
00:14:34It's Vegas
00:14:35Let me be your bad influence
00:14:37Just for the line
00:14:40So
00:14:42Any bad ideas?
00:14:47Just one
00:14:54What are you doing?
00:15:12No games
00:15:12Just fuck me already
00:15:14I thought I would try to woo you first
00:15:16Consider me wooed
00:15:18Then we could take it slow?
00:15:19Your lips say one thing
00:15:20But your body says something else
00:15:35Wait
00:15:37Shit
00:15:39I almost lost my cool
00:15:40I gotta remember the plan
00:15:44Oh my god
00:15:46I can't believe I just did that
00:15:47That was so embarrassing
00:15:48This is why I don't do crazy shit
00:15:50That was way too much
00:15:51Hey
00:15:52You're never too much
00:15:53You don't understand
00:15:55Eric
00:15:55Okay if my family saw me do any of that
00:15:58They would freak out
00:15:59Tonight's not about your family
00:16:01Tonight's about you
00:16:02Remember?
00:16:03Forget what everyone else has told you to do
00:16:05Do something that you want to do
00:16:08Something no one would expect
00:16:10Maybe he's right
00:16:12I've spent my whole life doing what my family's told me to do
00:16:18For once in my life
00:16:20I'm doing something for myself
00:16:22She spotted the chapel
00:16:25Just like I planned
00:16:29So are you, uh
00:16:30You sure about this marriage thing?
00:16:32It's only temporary
00:16:33Okay, and old magic is weak
00:16:35The hand fast bond will probably only last till the morning
00:16:39So?
00:16:40Are you ready for a holy matrimony?
00:16:42I'm ready if you're ready
00:16:45Come on
00:16:49Let's go
00:16:55You nervous?
00:16:58Just
00:16:59Never been married before
00:17:06Um
00:17:07It's my sister
00:17:08I need to take this
00:17:09Oh, yeah
00:17:10Take your time
00:17:11Elvis here wants me to pick out a hand fast bouquet
00:17:13Hey, Mama
00:17:14Let's get some flowers for you
00:17:15Come on
00:17:15Let's do it
00:17:17You need to come home
00:17:18Now
00:17:19I can't
00:17:20Secret
00:17:21Eric, Dad's up to something
00:17:22He invited Fitzgerald to the house
00:17:24And made me dress up
00:17:25He looks at me weird
00:17:27It really freaked me out
00:17:28You were my big brother, E
00:17:30I need you
00:17:31Here
00:17:31Listen, I can't leave right now
00:17:33But I promise
00:17:34When I come home
00:17:35I'll have enough power to get rid of Dad forever
00:17:37Okay?
00:17:41Hey
00:17:41Hey
00:17:43Is everything okay?
00:17:45Yeah
00:17:48Yeah, it's fine
00:17:51You, uh
00:17:52You sure about this?
00:17:54It's only temporary
00:17:56Come on
00:17:57We'll be laughing about this for years
00:18:02Let's go
00:18:18Right
00:18:18Only temporary
00:18:20Unless you get hand fasted under a full moon
00:18:22Then the hand fast bond is nearly unbreakable
00:18:26But she doesn't know that
00:18:27And once she does
00:18:29She'll hate me
00:18:31Is your sister okay?
00:18:33Is something wrong?
00:18:36Nothing's wrong
00:18:37We're about to get married in Vegas by Ovis
00:18:40What could possibly be wrong?
00:18:43Alright, you ready to rock and roll, you hunk-a-hunk-a-hot couple?
00:18:47Let's get this show started
00:18:49Woo!
00:18:50Woo!
00:18:51Woo!
00:18:51Woo!
00:18:53Woo!
00:18:54Woo!
00:18:54Woo!
00:18:55Woo!
00:18:55Woo!
00:18:57Woo!
00:19:16This is it
00:19:18I have the wand of light
00:19:20The most powerful object in the world
00:19:22If I leave now
00:19:24I could use it to take control away from my father
00:19:27Set secret and I free
00:19:35But I already betrayed her once
00:19:54Woo!Ρ
00:19:56ee
00:19:58o the
00:20:00o
00:20:02o
00:20:02ee
00:20:03I
00:20:03the what
00:20:03ee
00:20:04o
00:20:04ee
00:20:05o I
00:20:05ee
00:20:06o
00:20:19I'll have to get more chocolate strawberries.
00:20:22Be back soon.
00:20:32It's only temporary.
00:20:34Okay, and old magic is weak.
00:20:35The hand fast bond will probably only last till the morning.
00:20:38Hmm, that's weird.
00:20:41The mark should have worn off by now.
00:20:51So, did you marry the girl yet?
00:20:57No, it's...
00:20:59complicated.
00:21:00Complicated?
00:21:01Or distracted?
00:21:03You were sent there to marry the Sherwood heir
00:21:06and bind her power to this family.
00:21:08Not to play house.
00:21:10You're a Svensson.
00:21:11Act like one.
00:21:12Eric is a Svensson?
00:21:16I married my family's worst enemy?
00:21:18I don't need you to tell me what I am.
00:21:21Then stop hesitating.
00:21:23If the rumors about the wand of light are true,
00:21:25we might catch an even bigger prize.
00:21:28So hurry up and marry the Sherwood girl
00:21:30and then bring her to me, idiot.
00:21:42He's been lying this whole time.
00:21:49I need to tell her the truth.
00:21:53You lying piece of cruel shit!
00:21:56You didn't want me.
00:21:57You just wanted the fucking wand, didn't you?
00:22:01I didn't even know the wand existed until I met you.
00:22:03You still lied to me, Eric.
00:22:05You knew I was a Sherwood from the start.
00:22:07That's why you gave me a fake fucking name, right?
00:22:09Okay, I did, but that was before we...
00:22:11You lied before, before you decided to mess with me?
00:22:13Get your dick wet before you ruin me and my family forever?
00:22:17I'm not trying to ruin your family.
00:22:18I'm trying to save mine.
00:22:19Oh, I know all about you, Svensons.
00:22:22All you do is lie and cheat and steal
00:22:25to get whatever you fucking want.
00:22:27I should have caught it at the poker table,
00:22:29but your little tricks won't work on me this time.
00:22:32The hand fast mark, it'll fade.
00:22:35Just like you, just like whatever this was.
00:22:38The hand fast wasn't a trick.
00:22:40Not that part.
00:22:41Not with you.
00:22:42It doesn't matter, Eric.
00:22:45You will never, ever get the wand.
00:22:49Lily, what?
00:22:51When this fades, Eric,
00:22:53I will never have to see you again.
00:23:08So, that didn't happen.
00:23:12My older sister, Effie, told me that the mark would fade a week later.
00:23:17Then a month went by.
00:23:20Then, well...
00:23:25See, this is where you don't fuck with old magic.
00:23:28It's all fun and games, so there's a full moon.
00:23:30Then it's the most powerful magic in the universe.
00:23:37Apparently, getting a hand fast married under a full moon creates a bond that's almost unbreakable.
00:23:44Also, apparently, the almost part means that both people have to perform the divorce spell.
00:23:51I tried calling, texting, sending flying monkeys, nothing, not a single word from my beloved husband for half a year.
00:24:12And yes, I still sleep with a wand under my pillow.
00:24:15Now, the emotional ass whooping I got from my mother for getting hand fasted to a stranger was bad enough.
00:24:21No one can ever find out that I almost lost the wand, too.
00:24:26So, I just need one night to sleep without thinking about him.
00:24:54Who are you?
00:24:55What do you want with the wand of light?
00:24:58Nothing.
00:24:59I'm just here to collect my payday from my client once I bring him that wand.
00:25:04Payday?
00:25:06Someone sent you!
00:25:07Who?
00:25:08I'm afraid I can't break client confidentiality.
00:25:10Sorry, sweetie.
00:25:13Well, I'm afraid that you chose the wrong witch to fuck with tonight.
00:25:17Ugh!
00:25:20Ugh!
00:25:22Ugh!
00:25:23Ugh!
00:25:24Ugh!
00:25:25Ugh!
00:25:26Ugh!
00:25:26Ugh!
00:25:26Ugh!
00:25:26Ugh!
00:25:27Ugh!
00:25:29Be wise not to fight back, witch.
00:25:31You're in over your head.
00:25:34I'd rather die than let you take the wand!
00:25:38Ugh!
00:25:39Ugh!
00:25:40Ugh!
00:25:42Ugh!
00:25:44Suit yourself.
00:25:46Ugh!
00:25:48Ugh!
00:25:50Ugh!
00:25:52Ugh!
00:25:52Ugh!
00:25:53Ugh!
00:25:53Ugh!
00:25:53Ugh!
00:25:54Ugh!
00:26:04Ugh!
00:26:08Get off me!
00:26:09She has the wand!
00:26:11I got the wand.
00:26:12I'll get the rest later.
00:26:15Ugh!
00:26:17Ugh!
00:26:20Ugh!
00:26:21Ugh!
00:26:21Ugh!
00:26:21Ugh!
00:26:21You are the reason I lost the wand!
00:26:23Who are you?!
00:26:29The hand fast mark.
00:26:34Hello, wife.
00:26:35Miss me?
00:26:39What are you doing here?!
00:26:41Well, you know, I thought I'd spice up our marriage, do a little role-playing, but it looks like you
00:26:45were more into bondage.
00:26:47I didn't know you were so kinky.
00:26:48Shut up!
00:26:53You should be thanking me. I did just save your home.
00:26:55Thanking you?!
00:26:56You're the reason my family's most powerful heirloom is gone!
00:26:59How did you even find me?!
00:27:02Wait a minute.
00:27:04You were trying to steal the wand too, weren't you?
00:27:07Maybe.
00:27:09Oh, you slimy, tote-faced motherfucker!
00:27:13Okay, first you tricked me into marrying you, then you ghost me for six months,
00:27:17and now you come in here like a goddamn fucking cartoon burglar and try to take my wand!
00:27:23Look, I was just gonna borrow it!
00:27:25Yeah, for one of your dirty, no-good Spence and schemes?!
00:27:29I-I just-I need it, okay? It's-it's the only way that we can be free.
00:27:36Look, my dad doesn't know about our marriage. Not yet. But he knows about the wand. If he gets a
00:27:41hold of it, he's gonna sell it to the highest bidder.
00:27:43Whoever controls the wand has the power to take over the world. Or worse.
00:27:47No! Worse than tricking me into marrying you?
00:27:50I told you that that wasn't a trick.
00:27:52It doesn't matter, Eric. She has the wand! That shadow thief or whatever! And that's your fault!
00:27:59I can get it back!
00:28:02Look, I know I don't deserve it, but just give me one more chance.
00:28:06I can get the wand back, take care of what I need to take care of, and then I'll do
00:28:10the divorce spell.
00:28:11Please, Lili, just give me one more chance. Please.
00:28:15I can't trust him. I shouldn't.
00:28:19But my gut tells me, this time, it might be different.
00:28:31No. No, we're both gonna go get it.
00:28:34It is my job as a Sherwood heir to set things right, so I don't let the wand fall into
00:28:40the wrong hands.
00:28:41And you really think after Vegas, I would let you go alone to find the most powerful magical object in
00:28:46the entire world?
00:28:48Fair. Uh, whatever you want. Lili.
00:28:52God, I hate when you call me that.
00:28:54Alright, I'll call you wife. And you can call me whatever you want. Eric, husband, daddy...
00:29:02Shut up! Don't call me wife either. After we get this wand, we will do the divorce spell. Got it?
00:29:08You're breaking my heart. I mean, you're the better half of my soul.
00:29:13Yeah, you're not gonna sweet-talk your way into my pants again, Eric.
00:29:16We'll see.
00:29:22Now, the wand forbids a direct tracking spell, so we have to track its trail.
00:29:27That's a ten-mile radius. We'll never find the wand inside that circle.
00:29:31Well, with the tracking spell, I get a location, okay? It doesn't last long, though. We'll have like three or
00:29:36four days.
00:29:37Well, lucky for you. I already packed your bags.
00:29:42Consider it our official honeymoon.
00:29:48Agilis, we're done. You got it? Don't go back on your words, Benson. We will do the divorce spell.
00:29:54Cross my heart. Hope to die.
00:30:15You imagined a car here?
00:30:17You imagined a car here?
00:30:17This isn't just any car.
00:30:25This is Bessie.
00:30:26You really expect us to track down the most powerful, magical object in the world? In a car without a
00:30:33roof?
00:30:34I mean, if you're not comfortable, I could go by myself. If you trust me not to run away.
00:30:45Hmm.
00:30:47I wouldn't trust you with a half-eaten newt muffin. I was gonna throw in the trash.
00:30:53Then your chariot awaits, wife.
00:31:15Well, you've been driving all day, and she hasn't said a single word.
00:31:31You're Svensson. You don't play house with sheriffs.
00:31:33Wait, why are we turning? We don't have any time. We have to find the wand, Eric.
00:31:39That circle is getting further and further away. Plus, it's getting dark. We need to stay somewhere for the night.
00:31:44Why don't you just let me drive?
00:31:46Because you haven't slept either. Plus, no one can drive Bessie but me.
00:31:51What is with guys and cars? Jesus.
00:31:53No. I mean literally, no one else can drive Bessie.
00:31:57My great-great-grandfather put a hex on all of our possessions.
00:32:00Anyone that's non-blood related can't touch it. The Svensons like to hoard their treasures.
00:32:06Your family has issues.
00:32:08Finally, Julie. Something we can agree on.
00:32:11Was this your plan all along?
00:32:13Make me feel bad for you because your family's evil so I get all ooey gooey and forget about the
00:32:17divorce?
00:32:18Not everyone in my family is evil.
00:32:21Yeah. Okay.
00:32:35You cross this wall or do anything to piss me off more than you already have, then you do not
00:32:40even want to imagine the hex I'm going to put on you.
00:32:48I promise, no funny business.
00:32:52Pinky promise.
00:33:13Good night to you too.
00:33:15Good night to you too.
00:33:28In Vegas
00:33:30You said you had a sister, right?
00:33:34Yeah
00:33:36Sigrid
00:33:38She didn't ask to be a Sphinxen
00:33:40She's different than us
00:33:43Better
00:33:45Not like you?
00:33:47No
00:33:49Not like me
00:33:50But you already know that
00:34:43Good morning, wife
00:34:46I told you not to call me
00:35:04You were saying something?
00:35:06What?
00:35:10How did you know I was awake?
00:35:13The husband always knows
00:35:18Well, if you don't mind, I'm gonna shower
00:35:26No peeking
00:35:28Cross my heart
00:35:33Hope to die
00:35:42I need to get a grip
00:35:44Some washboard abs and a cocky grin aren't enough to make me fall for him
00:35:49I just need this one time
00:35:54To take the edge off
00:36:02I remember
00:36:03Remember
00:36:04He touched me like this in Vegas
00:36:18Look, I'm so close
00:36:24Okay
00:36:25That's it, Lily
00:36:27Be a good girl
00:36:29Be a good girl
00:36:30And go for me
00:36:37Are you ready?
00:36:42Eric
00:36:44Eric
00:36:57You said that you wouldn't look
00:37:01I don't need to look
00:37:03I don't need to look
00:37:03I don't need to look to know what you were doing
00:37:04I don't need to look to know what you were doing
00:37:05Well, I'll think about me
00:37:07God, you are so full of yourself
00:37:09Do I know what I heard?
00:37:11Say another word and I'll turn you into a frog
00:37:17What are you thinking about that time in Vegas where I ate you out in the shower?
00:37:23You came so hard you almost crushed my skull between your thighs
00:37:29I think about those times a lot
00:37:32Yeah, well, I don't think about them at all
00:37:59You still haven't even told me what you won't belong for yet
00:38:02It's on a need to know basis
00:38:04Oh, don't you think I need to know?
00:38:08I am your wife after all
00:38:10Oh, now you remember you're my wife
00:38:13Funny how you only remember that when it's convenient for you
00:38:15I remember every time I think about how badly I fucked up in Vegas
00:38:19So all I am is a mistake
00:38:20If I remember right
00:38:21You're the one that suggested that we get hand fast married
00:38:24Obviously that was before I knew about all your bullshit and lies
00:38:29Duty and responsibility might not be a big deal in your family
00:38:32But in mine, it's huge
00:38:34See? There you go again
00:38:36Always worried about what your family wants
00:38:38It's never about what you want
00:38:39I follow the rules because I have to, Eric
00:38:42If I don't, I end up in situations like this
00:38:45Did you ever stop to think that maybe that's unfair?
00:38:48That maybe your ideas and their ideas are bullshit?
00:38:52You ever think of that?
00:38:54Spoken like a true Spinson
00:38:56Well, you're a Spinson too, sweetheart
00:38:58Not much longer, I can tell you that
00:39:19I'm gonna get some coffee
00:39:21It's being dark
00:39:21You really think you should be alone?
00:39:23So now that we're married, you think you have to babysit me too?
00:39:30Fine, just don't take too long
00:39:33Yeah
00:39:35You got her in the car or what?
00:39:37Who?
00:39:38Don't play dumb with me, boy
00:39:40The little Sherwood witch you married
00:39:43Forgot to tell me about
00:39:46You thought I wouldn't find out, huh?
00:39:48You did a good job of hiding it, I'll give you that
00:39:51Maybe you are my son after all, huh?
00:39:54What's the end game here?
00:39:56You said you just needed to get the Sherwood's wand so you could pay off your debts
00:39:59What does she have to do with it?
00:40:00Because I'm not an idiot like you
00:40:03I'll finally have all the leverage I need over the Sherwood family
00:40:07When I tell them their pretty little heir is my new daughter-in-law
00:40:11And then it'll be our family that gets to call the shots in the magic world
00:40:16So you just want to use her?
00:40:18Like you use mom?
00:40:19Like you're using your own daughter
00:40:21This is not a request, boy
00:40:23Bring the girl and the wand to me or you will be stripped of your name
00:40:28Your magic, everything
00:40:29And your sister, she'll be the one paying the price for your mistakes
00:40:44This isn't right, the trail should still be here
00:40:48Would you like some coffee, Miss Sherwood?
00:40:50Yeah, thank you
00:40:51Wait, how did you know my...
00:40:54You
00:40:58But the map said that...
00:41:00That's cute
00:41:01You think that dusty old map could track me?
00:41:09That wand is mine
00:41:14Not anymore, it's not
00:41:15And sadly, my employers need your powers too
00:41:18Employer?
00:41:22Hold still, this will only hurt a bit
00:41:25No, stop!
00:41:26Stop!
00:41:34Get away from her!
00:41:40Eric, the wand!
00:41:53My magic!
00:41:55She took half of my magic, Eric!
00:41:57You're okay, I got you
00:42:00You're okay
00:42:00You're okay
00:42:03I don't understand
00:42:05The map said that the wand was miles away
00:42:07What did she want with my powers?
00:42:10Thief must have found some way to bypass the tracking spell
00:42:13She can't have gone far, we'll find her
00:42:14Lay low for now
00:42:16Eric, stop the car, I can't breathe
00:42:19Okay
00:42:29Hey, hey, hey, look at me, look at me
00:42:32You're okay, you're okay
00:42:33Just breathe
00:42:34I got you
00:42:36You're safe
00:42:37I thought she was gonna kill me, Eric
00:42:41I'm not gonna let that happen
00:42:43Not while I'm breathing
00:42:57I still hate you
00:43:01If you hated me
00:43:03You wouldn't let me touch you like this
00:43:05This doesn't change anything
00:43:08It's only scratching an itch
00:43:10Once we get the wand
00:43:12And we do the divorce spell
00:43:14And we forget each other existed
00:43:21Eric
00:43:21Is that what you want, Lily?
00:43:23You wanna forget how good I make you feel?
00:43:26You wanna forget
00:43:28I'm the only person in the whole fucking world
00:43:30Who can make you feel this way?
00:43:36Eric
00:43:39Wait, wait
00:43:40Wait, wait, wait, wait
00:43:47We can't do this
00:43:50This is what goes wrong between us
00:43:52We can't make that mistake again
00:43:54We have a job to do, Eric
00:43:56Let's get the wand, that's it
00:43:59And then what?
00:44:01You know what happens after, Eric
00:44:04We do the divorce spell
00:44:06And we never see each other again
00:44:39It smells like fresh baked pastries
00:44:41Cinnamon
00:44:45Old magic
00:44:49I should've known
00:44:50It's a satyr's inn
00:44:53That spell
00:44:54An almond and habitus smell
00:44:57It's woven into places like this for couples
00:45:02You mean orgies?
00:45:05Satyrs are the horniest bastards in the lone world
00:45:08It lowers any fear
00:45:11Doubt
00:45:12Shame
00:45:13Grants of your deepest desires
00:45:16Without any fear of
00:45:19Judgment or
00:45:21Consequences
00:45:28Eric, don't
00:45:31I'm trying not to
00:45:44I'm trying not to
00:45:51The spell
00:45:52It doesn't create desire
00:45:54It lets go of the lies
00:45:57It tells us what we really want
00:45:59What I want doesn't matter
00:46:02It matters
00:46:02It matters in here
00:46:05Tell me what you really want
00:46:07You can say goodbye
00:46:09And go our separate ways
00:46:11Or you can tell me you want this
00:46:15You want me
00:46:18Tell me to stay
00:46:22Stay here
00:46:23Please
00:46:25God, what is this?
00:46:27Is this just the magic?
00:46:30Oh
00:46:32It's not the spell
00:46:35It's freedom
00:46:36You can hear the outside world doesn't matter
00:46:39Just you
00:46:41And me
00:46:43I shouldn't want this
00:46:45I know
00:46:49I shouldn't be doing this
00:46:53Or this
00:46:55Be able to share with
00:46:58To the most respected family of the whole rich world
00:47:01You definitely shouldn't sound this fucking sexy
00:47:05To mine
00:47:07You love the ear
00:47:09To the share with family
00:47:12Who are you?
00:47:14I want you, Eric
00:47:16I need you
00:47:20Tell me who you are
00:47:24Lily
00:47:25Close
00:47:29But not quite
00:47:31Tonight
00:47:33Tell me who you are
00:47:35Your wife
00:47:43Still looking
00:47:45On the same place
00:47:47Oh
00:47:52Still running in circles
00:47:54Like ways
00:47:56Oh
00:48:01This doesn't change anything
00:48:03I know
00:48:04We can have tonight
00:48:06And then tomorrow
00:48:08We go back to who we are on the outside
00:48:09Sure
00:48:11I'll go back to being my bad self
00:48:13And you can go back to pretending to be a good little witch
00:48:17Excuse me?
00:48:18Don't deny
00:48:19Lily share what's been said
00:48:21I know a kind of dork
00:48:23Naughty thoughts you have
00:48:26I don't
00:48:28It's okay to be bad
00:48:31You don't have to pretend
00:48:34I don't, huh?
00:48:39You know
00:48:40You know just because I have half my magic
00:48:42Doesn't mean I can't play with you for tonight
00:48:44We go back to you
00:48:49We go back to you
00:48:49We go back to you
00:48:54Hmm
00:48:56Now you're gonna sit there
00:48:58Like a good
00:49:00Little
00:49:02Witch
00:49:02Witch
00:49:07And I'm
00:49:08Gonna do
00:49:09Whatever
00:49:11I
00:49:12Want
00:49:14To you
00:49:19I don't remember packing that lingerie
00:49:21Close your eyes
00:49:25Eric, you're so good
00:49:28For being such a bad boy
00:49:31I'm
00:49:32Being properly motivated
00:49:36Not to move
00:49:38See how long it takes you to break
00:49:41For you I could stay here forever
00:49:43Pretty to think so
00:49:45Why don't we test that little theory?
00:49:48We're playing a dangerous game
00:49:51Hmm
00:49:51All you have to do
00:49:54Is admit that I win
00:49:57I'll let you fuck me
00:49:59I'll even
00:50:01Let you come wherever you want
00:50:06You can come here
00:50:10Or here
00:50:13I'll even
00:50:14Let you come in here
00:50:16God
00:50:19Come on
00:50:20I know you wanna
00:50:22Just admit
00:50:24I'm right
00:50:27Fine
00:50:29You win
00:50:30What was that?
00:50:32You hurt me
00:50:43So what's my prize?
00:50:48I could torture you like you did me
00:50:53But I wanna be inside you
00:50:55I wanna feel you squeeze me tight
00:50:59And take me to bed husband
00:51:04Call me that again
00:51:08You want me to fuck you husband?
00:51:10Yeah
00:51:11Fuck me
00:51:20Tell me a story
00:51:24Like the ones you did in Vegas
00:51:27I've got a story about
00:51:29My pet goat Gilmore
00:51:31And how he got stuck on a magic carpet
00:51:34Or the story about how my sister tried to negotiate with a troll
00:51:39Using only redimates
00:51:42I already know about your family
00:51:47I wanna know about you
00:51:50What's it like to be a Svensson heir?
00:51:52You want the insider info
00:51:54Mmm
00:51:56You tell me yours, I'll tell you mine
00:51:58You gonna tell me how wonderful it was
00:52:01Growing up as a beloved and blessed Sherwood
00:52:07Is that what you think being a Sherwood is like?
00:52:11Is that what you think being a Sherwood is like?
00:52:14All fun and rainbows?
00:52:16Yeah, everybody loves your family
00:52:18That's not true, Eric
00:52:19There are so many people who would love it if we just disappeared
00:52:23My mother has been shouldering all that responsibility and pressure for decades
00:52:28And next year I will be the head witch in charge
00:52:32Everyone's counting on me to do the right thing
00:52:34Like eat your fruits and veggies?
00:52:35Like spending my whole childhood being told that the whole world depended on me
00:52:41Like never bothering to have any hopes or dreams
00:52:45Because my whole life was planned for me from the very start before I was even born
00:52:50I'm always doing the right thing for the family
00:52:52I was never allowed to even think of doing the wrong thing
00:52:56I couldn't be tired
00:52:57I couldn't be scared
00:52:59I couldn't be angry
00:53:00One mistake and my family loses everything that they've ever worked for
00:53:04If this whole world fades to black, it's because I messed up
00:53:08It's because I didn't do a good job
00:53:13I don't think I've ever said that out loud before
00:53:16I'm glad you did
00:53:19Your turn
00:53:21Growing up a Svensson was
00:53:24A little different
00:53:26The old man likes to say I was
00:53:29The first of his disappointments
00:53:31I guess it's good
00:53:33At least I was first in something
00:53:36I didn't care about disappointing him
00:53:38I just wanted to get away from him
00:53:41I had it all planned out when
00:53:43I turned 16
00:53:44I'd leave, change my name, and the Svensson bloodline would die with me
00:53:48My mom died when Secret was born
00:53:53My dad used her against me
00:53:56Every day since
00:54:03I'm so sorry, Eric
00:54:04I...
00:54:05You shouldn't have asked
00:54:09It's okay
00:54:11Svensons have always lived in the Sherwood's shadows
00:54:14We are the shadows
00:54:19All you do is shine
00:54:30You always ask me what I want
00:54:34What do you want, Eric?
00:54:39You'd hate me if I told you
00:54:41I mean, more than you already do
00:54:46I don't hate you
00:54:49I don't hate you
00:54:50I never did
00:55:25Eric, something's wrong
00:55:27Dad's got visitors
00:55:28A bunch of old guys
00:55:30I don't know who they are
00:55:31He made me play piano for them
00:55:33Like some kind of dress up doll
00:55:35It's like freaking me out
00:55:41Eric?
00:55:42Eric?
00:55:43Are you safe?
00:55:48Eric?
00:55:49Are you safe?
00:55:50For now
00:55:52All those weird old men lived last night
00:55:55And I hexed my door so no one could get in
00:55:58Don't let anyone in
00:55:59If dad tries to get you to play with any of those weird old men just
00:56:02I know
00:56:03I'll just do what he says
00:56:05I always do
00:56:08I'm so sick of this E
00:56:09What if he actually does make me marry one of those guys?
00:56:12I'm never gonna let that happen, alright?
00:56:16Look, I'm close to getting the wand of light
00:56:19The wand of light?
00:56:21Like the one from the fairy tales?
00:56:23You can't tell dad secret
00:56:27When I get the wand
00:56:29Be ready for my call
00:56:30I have a plan
00:56:31I barely know basic spells
00:56:35I don't know if
00:56:36You can
00:56:37I know you can
00:56:39When the time is right, you'll be ready
00:57:07Filling up Bessie
00:57:09Meet me downstairs when you're ready
00:57:19Oh my god!
00:57:22Why do you and mom always do that?
00:57:24A bit high strung, aren't you sis?
00:57:28I was just in the middle of thinking
00:57:30Yeah, and going by your aura, I can guess about who
00:57:33Very much giving post-orgasmic afterglow
00:57:36Aww, yeah, well you and your little aura reading
00:57:38Can go jump in a lake
00:57:40Oh, aren't we feisty this morning
00:57:43Your super hot hubby isn't around I'm guessing?
00:57:45Or have you already murdered him after catching his dick?
00:57:48I know all the best places tied a body by the way
00:57:52I'm fine Effie
00:57:54I know all about Eric Spenson
00:57:55I'm not stupid
00:57:57And when we get the wand back
00:57:59You mean if you get the wand back?
00:58:01We will
00:58:03And when we do
00:58:05We'll do the divorce spell
00:58:06This mark will be gone
00:58:08I'll go home and
00:58:10Marry the best person who serves our family alliance
00:58:16It's
00:58:17It's not fair, you know
00:58:18I know I'm the last person who should be saying that
00:58:21Because it's not like I can change it
00:58:23But it's not
00:58:26It's just the way it goes
00:58:27Right?
00:58:28There has to be a way for you to be with who you actually want
00:58:31And be a good heir
00:58:35Effie, what I want has nothing to do with anything in my life
00:58:39That's fine
00:58:40It's what it means to be a Sherwood
00:58:43Just remember
00:58:44Repeating it doesn't make it true
00:58:48Alright
00:58:49Whatever you say sis
00:58:51You know best
00:58:54I know
00:58:55Give everyone a hug from me
00:58:57Tell them I'll be back home soon
00:59:08Last night was the last time
00:59:10After today, we're done
00:59:13If I say that enough times
00:59:15Maybe I'll finally believe it
00:59:26I'll tell you about my plan with the wand
00:59:30My family's magic is dying
00:59:32My father's been catching in on broken promises three years
00:59:35But he holds most of the power
00:59:37And me and Sieg would just get the scraps
00:59:39That's how he controls us
00:59:42If I could use the wand just once
00:59:45I could take his power away from the grave
00:59:47I'm not trying to ruin your family
00:59:49I'm trying to save mine
00:59:50It's the only way that we can be free
00:59:54That's what you meant by
00:59:56Trying to save your family
00:59:58I was gonna tell you the night before
01:00:00I was gonna tell you the truth
01:00:01And then I was just gonna ask if I could use the wand
01:00:04Just once
01:00:05And then I would do whatever you want
01:00:08Get a divorce
01:00:09Leave you alone, forever
01:00:12Why didn't you tell me?
01:00:16Why didn't you tell me that morning?
01:00:17Maybe things could've been different
01:00:21I would've asked you to stay
01:00:23It's a nice idea
01:00:26But our families have been at war since the beginning of time
01:00:30Maybe if we were different people
01:00:33We have different lives
01:00:35This would've worked
01:00:37Maybe we can
01:00:40Maybe the wand has a spell for that, Eric
01:00:42I would've asked
01:00:43A witch can hope
01:00:51What?
01:00:53Do I have mushrooms growing out of the side of my head?
01:00:55Why are you looking at me like that?
01:01:09Wait, I'm driving
01:01:11Pull over
01:01:31You have got to be kidding me
01:01:39End of the line, witches!
01:01:45There it is
01:02:04Eric!
01:02:04Eric!
01:02:09No!
01:02:12No!
01:02:13No!
01:02:17No!
01:02:21No!
01:02:21No!
01:02:22No!
01:02:24No!
01:02:28Now's not a good time, old man
01:02:30Well, it sounds like my insurance policy worked
01:02:35You...
01:02:36You sent the Shadow Thief?
01:02:37Of course I sent her
01:02:39Do you think I would trust you to finish the job?
01:02:53Demons are very expensive, you know?
01:02:57But I thought that the Sherwood girl's soul in exchange for the wand was a good enough bargain
01:03:05Souls of magic users apparently taste better
01:03:19You said you needed her alive
01:03:21The Sherwoods will never pay off your debts if you kill their heir
01:03:23I've reconsidered
01:03:25Once I have that wand
01:03:26I will be the most powerful witch alive
01:03:30Debts won't matter
01:03:31The stupid Sherwoods won't matter
01:03:34And as for the girl, well
01:03:35I don't need her breathing to use her power
01:03:39I can always marry Sigrid off to form new alliances
01:03:43Guess you won't be trapped in a marriage after all, son
01:03:48You're welcome
01:03:51Go to hell, old man
01:04:03Take it!
01:04:05Take it!
01:04:06No!
01:04:08The soul will be delicious
01:04:10I can take dad's magic, end him, finally be free
01:04:26Get off my wife!
01:04:28Get off my wife!
01:04:35You'll pay for that, witch!
01:04:36Go to hell!
01:04:40Go to hell!
01:04:42Go to hell!
01:04:45Go to hell!
01:04:47This isn't the last you'll see of me
01:04:55Hey, I got you!
01:04:57You didn't run!
01:04:59You're kidding?
01:05:00I'd be your pretty shitty husband if I let my wife's soul get sucked out by a demon
01:05:07Eric!
01:05:08Eric!
01:05:08You can't get rid of me that easily
01:05:10No, no, no, no!
01:05:11Stay with me!
01:05:12Eric!
01:05:13Oh my God!
01:05:15Eric!
01:05:16No, no, no, no!
01:05:16Stay with me!
01:05:18Oh my God!
01:05:20I can't save you!
01:05:21I don't have my powers!
01:05:23Why didn't you run?
01:05:26You could've saved yourself!
01:05:28I've been saving myself
01:05:30My whole life
01:05:32You...
01:05:33I thought I'd try something new
01:05:36You idiot, you stupid, stupid idiot
01:05:40Yeah
01:05:42But I'm your idiot
01:05:50You took a divorce spell
01:05:53I had a promise
01:05:55Now you're free
01:05:57You...
01:05:59I don't wanna be free
01:06:02I don't wanna be free
01:06:05I wanna be with you
01:06:07Just keep secrets safe
01:06:10Safe from my father
01:06:11Safe from all of it
01:06:15You know...
01:06:16Those days in Vegas
01:06:20Were the best three days of my life
01:06:22Alright, let's get this show started, okay?
01:06:24Woo!
01:06:27I love you
01:06:28I love you too
01:06:32I love you, I love you
01:06:36Eric
01:06:38No!
01:07:00The Wand of Light has the power to grant its user their deepest desires
01:07:11I love you too
01:07:13I love you too
01:07:18Oh, I love you too
01:07:21Please...
01:07:21Please, please...
01:07:22Eric...
01:07:23Please...
01:07:25Please...
01:07:26No!
01:07:29No!
01:07:37you absolute moron
01:07:42you absolute moron
01:07:44be gentle
01:07:45I was dead for like 10 seconds
01:07:49you're alive
01:07:51that is for divorcing me
01:07:53on your literal deathbed you asshole
01:07:55I thought I was doing something noble
01:07:57something cool
01:07:59the wand gave you your power back
01:08:03my mom used to say that
01:08:04the wand's user grants it its deepest desire
01:08:07I guess it knew what I really wanted
01:08:11what did you want
01:08:14you
01:08:17don't scare me like that again
01:08:19okay
01:08:20you know
01:08:21I thought I heard something
01:08:25when I was bleeding out
01:08:29maybe you could
01:08:30say it again
01:08:35maybe you could
01:08:36say it again
01:08:39I love you
01:08:40you're expensive
01:08:43that's my girl
01:08:50let's go
01:09:03you ready for one last stop
01:09:05yeah
01:09:07yeah
01:09:25ah
01:09:27there you are
01:09:30I knew I could always trust a demon
01:09:32to get the job done
01:09:34now
01:09:35where is my wand
01:09:37wait
01:09:39you're supposed to be dead
01:09:40wow
01:09:41you weren't kidding
01:09:42he really is evil
01:09:44I put a barrier
01:09:46around this whole house
01:09:47it's impossible
01:09:48there's no way you should be able to be in here
01:09:50there's always a loophole
01:09:51old man
01:09:55secret
01:09:56you ungrateful brat
01:09:58how dare you betray me like this
01:10:00really dad
01:10:01playing the family card
01:10:03after you almost sold me
01:10:04into child marriage
01:10:05you ungrateful little pests
01:10:14you're powerless now old man
01:10:16magic's gone
01:10:17forever
01:10:31Eric
01:10:32Otis
01:10:33Svensson
01:10:34release me this instant
01:10:36that is an order
01:10:39you can handle it from here right
01:10:40his powers are gone
01:10:42it doesn't scare me anymore
01:10:46you ungrateful little brats
01:10:47both of you
01:10:48you'll pay for this
01:10:49you will both pay for this
01:10:55yeah yeah
01:10:55talk soon pups
01:10:57we're gonna hit the road
01:10:58I said get back here
01:11:00I said get back here
01:11:02get back here
01:11:03please don't do this
01:11:04you little
01:11:22so where to now
01:11:24should we go and drop off the wand of life
01:11:28yeah
01:11:29but there's something I want to do first
01:11:32that sounds ominous
01:11:35just so happens that
01:11:36there's another full moon tonight
01:11:39Leona Sherwood
01:11:41are you asking me to hand fast marry you
01:11:45yeah
01:11:47I think I am
01:11:48Eric Sponson
01:11:50well
01:11:50we better hurry
01:11:51if we're gonna take the wand of light home
01:11:53and make it back in time
01:11:54to the hunk-a-hunk-a wedding chapel of love
01:11:57I wonder if they have the same Elvis
01:11:58I sure hope so
01:12:00but
01:12:01if we're gonna get hand fast married again
01:12:03no more secrets this time
01:12:06so is there anything you want to come clean about now
01:12:09soon to be again husband
01:12:13there is
01:12:14one thing
01:12:16you might want to buckle up
01:12:18we're about to go super speed
01:12:21Bessie could have been going super speed this entire time
01:12:24you didn't tell me to make our trip last longer
01:12:26didn't you
01:12:27you know me so well
01:12:29soon to be again wife
01:12:33Leona Sherwood
01:12:35will you marry me
01:12:36and not because of some spell
01:12:38or because it's your duty
01:12:41but because you want to
01:12:46yes I will
01:12:56really
01:12:58hell yeah
01:12:59you
01:13:01you
01:13:06you
01:13:07you
01:13:09you
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