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Late Bloomer - Season 3 - Episode 03: Late Bloomer
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00:05You are listening to RedFM.
00:07I noticed that Brempton is a new Punjabi romantic comedy film shooting.
00:12A Canadian jumper from Punjab came to Punjab.
00:16He gave me a new girl.
00:17Oh, yes. A Canadian born internet boy is starring in it.
00:21That was Jasmid?
00:22Yes. Lucky Gil, the director of the film just came off three successful projects.
00:27Then you can keep us here. I have a lot of Mazaakia films.
00:31You have to be prepared for Hassan.
00:32No tension.
00:41I don't care about it.
00:43I have to go and go and go.
00:47It's not about the money for me.
00:49You know, it's about my love.
01:11Uh, hey.
01:13Do you know what time we're starting? Call time was like three hours ago.
01:16Should be starting shortly.
01:18Um, okay. Do you know what time that is exactly?
01:23Yeah. I can ask them.
01:25Great.
01:29like now or yeah one second i'm just finishing my tea okay
01:42sir destiny is asking about time yeah okay yeah okay okay
01:56so what'd they say should be starting shortly okay
02:06bitch fan by the way thanks
02:27what's up guys frame here check out this crazy trailer they got me put up in for this top
02:32secret movie i'm shooting with chris rock we got a whole bathroom with a shower a mini hot tub a
02:40ps5
02:41ice cream machine ping pong table a mini trampoline my own bed in case i get tired
02:47oh you're ready for me damn right on time too let's go
03:11oh
03:12what's up
03:13good
03:14hold char coffee i
03:15oye
03:16go make a team is run and get timbers okay
03:20You don't work, brother.
03:21You're going to take it first.
03:23Anyways, we have some scotch if you want.
03:25Do you want some?
03:27Uh, no, I'm good, man.
03:30Look, about the script.
03:32I was thinking about just different ideas
03:34that would really, like, elevate it
03:36and take it to another level.
03:38Brother, I'm also thinking the same way.
03:40Actually, I'm going to take it away.
03:42Look, Uncle is here.
03:44Yeah.
03:46Okay, here's an idea.
03:47What if the guy at the end
03:50doesn't end up getting the girl, right?
03:51So that, like, reawakens his, like,
03:53warped understanding of what love really is.
03:56It'll make it so much more progressive
03:58and modern for us, you know?
04:01Brother, progressive.
04:02Yes, progressive!
04:03Brother, I'm coming.
04:04I'm coming.
04:05I'm coming.
04:15I'm coming.
04:16I'm coming.
04:16I'm coming.
04:17I'm coming.
04:17Here's what we do.
04:18Okay?
04:19You see,
04:20you don't want to be gay.
04:21You don't want to be gay.
04:23What?
04:24Did you understand?
04:25You both pretend to be gay
04:27so that he can move to Canada
04:28and get PR.
04:29It is, right?
04:32Uh...
04:32I don't know, man.
04:38It just, like, feels kind of weird.
04:40Weird?
04:41Why weird?
04:41You're not going to be gay.
04:43You're just pretending to be gay.
04:44No.
04:44That's not the weird part.
04:46I...
04:47It just feels like a hacky
04:492000s Hollywood movie.
04:50Like what?
04:51Then there's going to be a marriage auditor
04:52and he's going to have to test our marriage
04:54and we're forced to kiss each other
04:55to prove it?
04:58Brilliant idea, paji.
04:59Brilliant idea.
05:00Paji, write.
05:01No, no.
05:02That's not what I meant, man.
05:03Paji, this is going to be
05:03our breakback mountain.
05:05You know how many Oscar awards that won?
05:07That was an authentic story
05:08about two guys trying to figure out
05:10their sexuality.
05:11This...
05:11just feels backwards, man.
05:13Backwards?
05:14No, no.
05:15This is going to be
05:15the most progressive thing
05:16ever happened in Punjabi community.
05:18Oh, Punjabi people
05:19know gay people
05:20and they know they're right.
05:23We're going to hit the very right audience.
05:26Indians,
05:27Canadians,
05:28Latinis,
05:29gore,
05:30kale,
05:31afrikke.
05:31Paji, gay Indians,
05:32gay gore, gay kale,
05:34gay afrikke.
05:34Paji,
05:35but they're the biggest star,
05:36but they're the biggest star.
05:37Paji, millions,
05:38billions.
05:40Avatar,
05:41a Titanic,
05:42you know?
05:42Just sit behind us,
05:43the big, big, big director
05:44for their lucky girls
05:46going to be there
05:47and they're going to be there.
05:48They're going to be there.
05:49They're going to be there.
05:50Yes,
05:51the gahers,
05:51you know?
05:53Please,
05:53let me see.
05:54We're waiting.
05:54I don't know.
05:56I don't know.
06:51I don't know.
06:55I don't know.
06:57I don't know.
07:07I don't know.
07:23I don't know.
07:54I don't know.
08:19I don't know.
08:23I don't know.
08:28I don't know.
08:44I don't know.
08:55I don't know.
08:57I don't know.
08:57I don't know.
09:10I don't know.
09:31I don't know.
09:33I don't know.
09:52I don't know.
09:56I don't know.
09:57I don't know.
10:13I don't know.
10:15I don't know.
10:16I don't know.
10:31I don't know.
10:33I don't know.
10:36I don't know.
10:41I don't know.
10:42I don't know.
10:42I don't know.
10:43But thanks for letting me in.
10:46It's no problem.
10:47Oh, and, um, Merah, Tenwad, Denu, and, uh, bitch.
10:56Egg bitch?
10:57What?
10:57Is that what I said?
10:59Was that Punjabi?
11:01Yeah, yeah.
11:02I'm learning.
11:02Okay.
11:03It's really bad.
11:05Yeah.
11:07Well, thanks again.
11:10Yeah.
11:11Jenna, 3,000.
11:13Neil, 2,000.
11:19Bye.
11:20Bye.
11:34You know, make him more gay.
11:36Yo, uh, Lucky, I had a quick question about the...
11:39Lucky, I wanted to, uh...
11:41Thank you, thank you.
11:42Appreciate it.
11:43Yo, Lucky.
11:45Lucky!
11:47Hey, have you guys seen Lucky?
11:49Yo, Lucky, where are you?
11:51Yo.
11:52Hey.
11:53Wow, what are you wearing?
11:55Uh, I know.
11:56It's just...
11:57It's a long story.
11:58I'll explain it.
11:59Okay.
12:00You look like Adam Levine in 2010, but...
12:02Yeah.
12:03I trust him.
12:06So, thank you for being here.
12:08We are making a history.
12:11This is gonna be a Super Smash.
12:14Hey!
12:18I am the director of the film, Lucky Gil.
12:20And let me introduce you to a very special guest.
12:23He is the superstar.
12:25Upcoming megastar.
12:27Of the Sarah Jaruri Kamsadke.
12:28Hey!
12:29Hey!
12:30This is a little film.
12:32I am so glad.
12:33I am so glad.
12:33I am so glad.
12:33I am so glad that I am very happy.
12:34So, please give it up for...
12:37Sarah Jar.
12:38Oh, yes, yes.
12:40Thank you so much.
12:42Thank you so much.
12:55Thank you so much.
12:56I was like, no, don't go there, don't perform, don't go there, we'll do a movie, and the pilot was
13:01like,
13:01you turn, it's like this.
13:03So I went to Toronto to be part of this amazing culture movie, and I was very proud and emotional
13:10when I was listening to it, and I was like, one of our own backbone, mountaineers.
13:16Thank you, thank you, thank you.
13:18So yes, also introducing just me, Diya Dharai.
13:23Thank you, thank you, so let's do the kick things up, for Ardaaz, my dost avatar, please.
13:30Please share the Ardaaz.
13:32Waheguru, Waheguru, Waheguru, please, bless this set, and all the people on it.
13:39And please forgive us for all the mistakes, the dirty deeds and stuff like that, I don't agree with.
13:43But there's a lot that's gonna happen on this set, there's like, a lot of it.
13:46This director went crazy, but like, you gotta laugh at something, right? Things happen, right?
13:52Hey, I'm lucky, I haven't got the script yet.
13:54You have to buy two of my videos.
13:55Yeah, but I'm just wanna...
13:56Oh, man, go two of my videos.
13:58That's why Ardaaz has given me.
13:59Uh, continue.
14:01And, Waheguru, thank you for blessing my crypto portfolio.
14:04Oh, oh, thank you, thank you, Uttar Bhaji.
14:05Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
14:08Come on, come on, come on.
14:09Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
14:11Bhaji, come on, come on, come on, come on.
14:16Bhaji, come on, come on, come on.
14:44Bhaji, come on.
14:46Bhaji, come on, come on.
14:49Bhaji, come on, come on, come on.
14:50It's very fun.
14:51Look at this one.
14:53They're sitting there and they're wrong.
14:55Even if they're dead, then they'll be dead.
15:02Oh, yes, my friend.
15:04What's the case?
15:06It's okay.
15:07It was a long flight.
15:10I didn't meet my daughters.
15:13I didn't have my own life.
15:16I didn't know what God did.
15:18What did he do then?
15:19And he was still there.
15:21Did he go to Asia? Did he go to Europe?
15:25No, no, he left the world.
15:27He was a bad guy.
15:30What happened to him?
15:33Where did he go to downtown?
15:35I don't know what he's going to do.
15:37He's doing good.
15:39Yes, all the things are good.
15:43He kept his work in the process
15:48I can't get it.
15:50Yes, I can't get it.
15:52I can't get it.
15:54I don't know.
15:56Okay, so this very first scene, you guys are going to love it.
16:01It's with the marriage auditor.
16:04He's going to interview our lovely couple.
16:07And you know, they have to prove him that they are in real relationship.
16:13So what's the best way to do that? Anybody?
16:16By showing marriage certificate?
16:18No, no.
16:20Instead, by kissing each other.
16:23Much fun here, isn't it?
16:25It's just like the back mountain.
16:28Really?
16:28Oh, thank you, thank you.
16:30Dude, what the fuck?
16:34No, man, let's switch it up on me last minute.
16:36Oh, and I really want to thank Jasmeet for inspiring this whole idea.
17:00Hey, look, man.
17:01Is this weird?
17:02Who would be really laughing at here, you know?
17:04Oh.
17:05Love is a love, my friend.
17:06And you too.
17:07And you're laughing at me.
17:08I'm just laughing at you.
17:10I'm just laughing at you.
17:11Okay, well, can we get an intimacy coordinator at least?
17:15You know?
17:15A what?
17:16You know how on sets they have like a supervisor that makes sure everybody's comfortable and everything's consensual?
17:22Isn't that a thing?
17:23You know how to kiss?
17:29Can you bring your lips here?
17:31Can you bring your lips here?
17:32Can you bring your lips here?
17:33Are you guys comfortable?
17:34Do you want me to hold your hand?
17:38It's not like that, man.
17:42I'm not making it complicated, bro.
17:44I'm just saying we should think about what we're doing.
17:46Oh, you are just pretending to pretend to be gay.
17:50Oh, you're gay.
17:51Again, that's not what I'm nervous about.
17:53Oh, relax, guy, y'all.
18:05I'm trying to get through the director, man.
18:10I didn't mean for it to be like this.
18:12Yeah, it'd be weird if you did.
18:14Okay, but maybe this is a good thing.
18:17Like, think about it.
18:18It's like pushing a culture forward in its own weird way.
18:22Start a dialogue, make it more palatable.
18:25Or maybe it's just because Navi will do anything to get paid.
18:29Seriously, I don't get good vibes from that guy.
18:31Yeah, but he's getting me paid.
18:35Keep working on the fixes, okay?
18:37Okay, man, whatever.
18:39I'm gonna go hit my vape.
18:42And I'm gonna go hit my vape.
18:45I'm gonna go hit my vape.
18:46I'm gonna go hit my vape.
18:48You just wanna fire it.
18:49You're gonna fire it, man.
19:00You're gonna fire it.
19:07I didn't like my cooking.
19:09The living room, I didn't like it.
19:12I couldn't see the drama.
19:15Okay, I'll do it.
19:17Okay?
19:21Come, come, come.
19:23Okay?
19:28Come on.
19:30Oh.
19:36Man, this is crazy.
19:43I just saw my friends came.
19:45Yeah.
19:46Nice.
19:54Why is that?
20:11Don't you think, like, bring them on set,
20:14exposing them to something like this will open up their minds?
20:24I didn't know how to do it.
20:26I didn't know how to do it.
20:30But, how can I do it?
20:33I need a data pack.
20:35I need a Wi-Fi password.
20:37Hello?
20:39Hello?
20:41Well, having a marriage certificate and photos from your wedding
20:47is all fine and dandy.
20:49But I'm going to need proof
20:52or your PR status will be revoked.
20:56Oh.
20:56What's going on, Matthew?
20:59What kind of proof do you need?
21:01Hm.
21:02Sample.
21:04Kiss.
21:05Your husband.
21:09That's it?
21:11Yup.
21:12Oh, no.
21:17Begin!
21:19Do it.
21:20Shouldn't be so hard.
21:22If you're married,
21:23like you said you are.
21:25Come on.
21:27Do it.
21:28Do it.
21:29Do it.
21:38Do it.
21:39Do it.
21:42Do it.
21:43Do it.
21:43Do it.
21:46Do it.
21:48Do it.
21:58Do it.
22:00Do it.
22:00Do it.
22:16Mmm.
22:19What the fuck is going on?
22:21Dude, shh, shh.
22:23Lucky, can I take five?
22:24Please, can we just take five?
22:25Okay, take five.
22:27Please reset!
22:29Shadri!
22:30Where are you guys?
22:31Shadri! Shadri! Shadri!
22:33Sorry, man. I just tripped out seeing you kiss that dude.
22:36Why? You homophobic?
22:37Nah, man. I just feel weird seeing just me kiss, period.
22:41Girl, guy, anyone.
22:43He's like my younger bro. I don't want to see that shit. It's gross.
22:45I thought it was great.
22:46I really liked how you played up the nervousness in the scene.
22:49You were like pale and you looked like you were gonna shit or vomit.
22:53It was like, it was real.
22:55Yeah, it was a little too real.
22:57Acting.
22:58Sure you weren't actually nervous?
23:00I mean, he is straight.
23:02Well, sexuality's the spectrum. I think everyone's a little gay.
23:06Yeah, right. Guy's crazy.
23:09Wait, this is a movie about discovering your sexuality?
23:12That's really good for the community, right?
23:14Look, if you feel weird about this, then I think you should maybe not do this movie and just go
23:20and work on yourself, you know?
23:22Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.
23:23Just me is doing this movie. If anyone has a problem with this, there's the fucking door.
23:28Anyone as an actual queer person?
23:30You know I had to bend over backwards like 40 different ways to pull this off?
23:33Pause.
23:34This shit reeks of a desperate cash grab. Did these guys even consult an actual queer person?
23:39Seriously.
23:48Hey, look, I really think that you should reconsider this, okay?
23:59Oh, shit. What the fuck?
24:03Uh, yo, I spilled something up by a shirt. I'm gonna have to go to wardrobe.
24:07Bro, are you serious? Are you working?
24:09Go, go, go, go!
24:12Go, go, go, go!
24:19All right, man, I just... yeah.
24:31I don't know, man. Look, you sound fed up, too.
24:33Why are you working in this industry? Why don't you go to Hollywood?
24:55I don't know, man. I'm like...
25:01I'm just trying to push the culture forward, man. Isn't that the whole point?
25:03I'm just trying to push the culture around.
25:11I'm trying to push the culture forward.
25:12I'm not trying to push the culture forward.
25:13You're trying to push the culture forward.
25:13You're trying to push the culture forward.
25:13Ustaj Ji said,
25:17Make your own path, man.
25:19The people follow you.
25:21Don't follow people.
25:22You're born in both worlds, man.
25:24You got a chance.
25:31You're born ready like me.
25:42Oh, my God.
26:05My brother, my brother, I can't let you go to your room.
26:09I am here to Ram Nars.
26:10Why are you going to go? I want to go to your room.
26:13Oh no, no. It's okay.
26:14I wanted to get on top of you.
26:16Come on. I'll go to your room.
26:19What a mess.
26:21How quiet.
26:23Come on.
26:25Come on up.
26:26We are at the rear door.
26:28Come on.
26:35Oh, my God, you're coming behind the camera.
26:39Where is the camera?
26:41Yes, yes.
26:43My God, come here.
26:45My God, you're coming behind the camera.
26:50My God, you're coming behind the camera.
27:28Don't worry, man. I get it done. Don't worry.
27:31Hey, uh, let me call you back.
27:33Oh, my God.
27:33Yo, why didn't you change yet?
27:35Yeah, I did some thinking and, uh, I'm not gonna lie, man.
27:39I can't do this movie. I quit.
27:41What? Excuse fucking me?
27:42Bro, this shit changed like 50 times, man.
27:44There's no integrity. I don't know what the intentions are.
27:47Nobody's giving me any answers, so...
27:48I can't do this, bro. I'm done.
27:51Look, man, you've been continuously screwing me over.
27:53Late with the brand videos, giving me attitude, cock-blocking me.
27:57I need you to do this film.
27:59How else am I supposed to feed my family?
28:01Bro, I don't know, man. That's not my issue.
28:04Don't mess with a man and his meal, just meat.
28:07I'm warning you.
28:09Don't fuck up a good thing here.
28:10Yo, what have I found for you?
28:13You should be with this one in the next scene.
28:16Oh, man, who's ready?
28:17He's ready, man.
28:18Bro, if I find out a wardrobe guy,
28:20he says, where'd he die?
28:21Where'd he die?
28:22Don't worry about it, man, because...
28:24I quit.
28:25Who'd he quit? Where'd he go home?
28:27And you?
28:29You're fired.
28:31You know what?
28:31I don't need you, just meat.
28:33I'll find a hundred of you.
28:34In a second, man.
28:36In a second.
28:41Yo, I quit here.
28:46I'm going Hollywood, baby.
28:47What's going on?
28:49Can I get out?
28:49Let's go.
28:50I'll get.
28:51I'm going to get out of here.
28:54Who's going to dress our scar?
28:55Let's go, man.
28:56This is how I got out of the country.
28:58I got out of here.
29:05I got out of here.
29:14Oh
29:53Oh
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