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00:23I'll see you next time.
00:49Okay boys it sounds like a grand affair in there now let's show them our invitations
01:11come on stop right now tell me why are we in such a hurry there's coppers coming arthur precisely
01:20one minute past 10 o'clock
01:37oh
01:52down there
02:07down there
02:09over there
02:18down there
02:32someone paid you
02:35who
02:36who
02:40you don't have to tell me
02:43now i can fucking guess did he call me a leafy eagle by any chance
02:50you did this for money
02:53no
02:53you did
02:54no
02:55didn't think to just ask
02:56i gotta stop it
02:57open your mouth
02:59open your fucking mouth
03:03no
03:04no
03:04no
03:04no
03:05no
03:18no
03:22no
03:25no
03:31no
03:32no
03:32no
03:32no
03:41no
04:01no
04:02no
04:02no
04:02no
04:02no
04:04no
04:05you must cut the ropes
04:05run away for a check in the post for your services
04:08no no please no arthur please
04:12what we have is not a service
04:15no
04:17no
04:27no
04:28no
04:29no
04:29no
04:29no
04:32As my uncle Henry will soon learn
04:35I am a wild enemy to have
04:41Go away
05:00Have you heard it from the fluker of the town of Ballymuck?
05:03Times were going hard with him, in fact the man was broke
05:05He just allowed a notice to the neighbors one and all
05:08As how he'd like their company that evening at a ball
05:11And one right note he was careful to suggest to them
05:14If they found a hat of his convenience to the door
05:17The more they put in whenever he requested them
05:20The better would the music be for battering the floor
05:22With the tooth and the flute and the twiddle of the fiddle-o
05:26Popping in the middle like a heron on the griddle-o
05:28Up, down, hands around, crossing to the wall
05:31Oh, hadn't we the gaiety that filled the flute at all?
05:36The landfill and the flute are tipped to into a little crooked hat
05:39I think it's nearly time to see for passing round the hat
05:42So Betty passed the coffin round and looking mighty cute
05:44Says you've got to pay the piper when he's soothing on the flute
05:48What on earth are you doing?
05:50Taking samples of water from the stream that feeds into the lake
05:55I saw you take a fall
05:58Did you laugh?
05:59Yes, of course
06:01The great man stumbles
06:05There are three streams from three different natural springs which feed the lake
06:09I'm taking samples of all three back to the brewery
06:12Our specialists who test the purity of the water can tell me which is the most pure
06:29Then I will dig a well
06:30You will send the clean spring water to Clunboo
06:34Yeah
06:35I will erect several water pumps
06:38Fear not, each of them will be labelled with the Guinness name and a harp
06:42Because as we established last night, all acts of kindness must be publicly branded for the good of a company
06:48I suppose that means you'll make us put the harp on our housing trust building
06:52Well, we are detonating half of Dublin for you and them
06:55Under the Guinness name
07:00You could have sent someone else to collect the water samples and save your clothes
07:04Just wanted to do something
07:07Couldn't really sleep last night
07:12Yesterday I found out you were not who I thought you were
07:15And that we might have more in common than I thought
07:32It's fine
07:34Please
07:34Please
07:35Please
07:35Please
07:35Please
07:36Please
07:36Please
07:37Please
07:37Please
07:39Please
07:40Please
07:40Please
07:41Please
07:47Please
07:52Please
08:17Tea?
08:18What?
08:19That's just the way you say tea.
08:21It's a brightly.
08:23Like flicking crystal glass.
08:26Whatever do you mean, my love?
08:27When you arrived home last night at half past one in the morning and I looked out my window,
08:31I saw you get out of the carriage and throw up into the fountain.
08:33Mm-hmm.
08:35Oysters.
08:35Oysters.
08:37Dee.
08:38What an oyster tore your clothes into blood last night.
08:49It was a pursuit.
08:51Running into alleys, leaping over rotten fences.
08:57Hiding.
08:59Hiding from the police.
09:03No, I really, no, no, please, I really, I don't deserve tenderness.
09:07It's all my fault, my fault in my stupid family's name.
09:11What matters, my love, is that you escaped.
09:18And therefore nothing really happened.
09:21Life continues.
09:22Your reputation is unblemished.
09:23And when the next election comes around, you can stand again for parliament.
09:28And peas are above the law.
09:32I almost get arrested and the next day you have me standing for election.
09:36I want you to have power.
09:39I don't want to be married to a brewer.
09:42I want to be married to a government minister.
09:45A knighthood.
09:47Lord Arthur Guinness.
09:49Only love will get you caught.
09:50Find someone.
09:51Fuck them.
09:52Hail a cab and come safely home.
09:56Just so you know, I can't bear to be the face of another scandal.
10:00Dubliners hate me.
10:01Arthur, as husband and wife, we decide these things together.
10:06And together, we will soon realize that I'm always right.
10:13Beg your pardon, sir.
10:15Madam, Mr. Rafferty is here.
10:18I'm not sure at whose request, but...
10:20Mine.
10:23You've got a job for him.
10:26It is science that has helped me to discover the truth.
10:32And I have calculated...
10:43I have calculated that we are now living in the sixth unsabbatic day of creation.
10:51That it is 6,000 years since Adam was betrayed by Eve.
10:58And therefore, by this calculation...
11:01It is scientifically proven...
11:04Uncle Henry.
11:06I've come to hear your confession.
11:15And therefore, by this calculation...
11:17It is scientifically proven...
11:20That the end of the world...
11:22Is coming to pass...
11:24Very, very soon.
11:34How dare you interrupt a secret sermon inside the house of...
11:39I have permission from Sir Arthur Guinness...
11:42To be myself.
11:43To be absolutely myself.
11:46Regardless of your kinship.
11:51I am capable of sacrilege by deed, even here.
11:56And it would be deeply unholy of you...
11:59To provoke me into a passion that I cannot control.
12:01You are threatening my life on behalf of your master.
12:04My master...
12:06Who you once compared to a liffy eel.
12:11An eel...
12:12Who you said...
12:14You had boiled a gills.
12:26What the hell are you by the gills?
12:29And we grab...
12:35Unless...
12:36My master is threatening you, Lord.
12:46At first I thought that the sons would be softer than their father, but they are not.
12:50With their steam ships and their locomotives and their global plans, they will not be stopped.
12:56Which is why they need you gone to a place away from Dublin, enough to get you and your family
13:02to London.
13:04I will not be bullied by an unrighteous Mandrake Marianne...
13:10Cock-holded by his own father.
13:14Well then, tear up the cheque.
13:18And I swear to God, here in his own house...
13:24This Sunday, when your congregation comes to this church, they will hear the grave news that their holy prophet was
13:34found washed up on the rocks...
13:36At the foot of the pill bag lighthouse...
13:39With lampreys riding in his trot...
13:43And leeches sucking on his eyes.
13:58And then that...
14:01hook...
14:12And then no chin would kick the other part of the...
14:16That was the peace.
14:26I'm not afraid of a bit of progress.
14:52Dear Byron, I'm writing to share glad tidings from Dublin.
14:57You should know that the profits that are flowing from New York are being used to serve God's purpose.
15:03The secret deal which you struck with our Fenian friends is therefore a disreputable means to a virtuous end.
15:12In this work, I'm supported by the women of the Guinness Trust.
15:16Who never cease to surprise me with their devotion to the cause.
15:24I am also working tirelessly to build bridges with the Fenians.
15:35And I must say, I'm finding their representatives reasonable and indeed agreeable.
15:57This political intercourse is resulting in many happy outcomes.
16:07I am doing this on behalf of my brother who is being persuaded to stand for Parliament, which is why
16:13I am writing to you.
16:15Since you have been so successful in selling our beer to the people of America, perhaps you can be just
16:21as successful selling my brother to the people of Dublin.
16:25By the time you return, you will see parts of the city much changed.
16:30You may also come home to find me changed.
16:33Ever.
16:45All of the new trust homes are within the sound of St. Patrick's Cathedral's bells.
16:49Look.
16:50Feel.
16:51And rejoice.
16:52Clean water.
16:53In every home.
16:54And a water closet and ash closet in every home too.
16:57Even for the bachelors.
16:58So, you and Edward have been working together into the night of the year and using an absurd amount of
17:06candles.
17:07And I know because I see the trust accounts.
17:10And in the flickering candlelight, with all that passion in the air of doing good works,
17:17I'm feeling that you're actually making a difference in the world.
17:21And in that moment, as of yet, there has not been one single kiss.
17:27Let me show you the bedrooms.
17:28Each have their own fireplace.
17:30Not one kiss, Toto.
17:36One.
17:37Hallelujah.
17:38Praise the Lord.
17:39Well, there is a reason for the absence of...
17:44Edward has another woman.
17:45Yes.
17:45Is that it?
17:47He is my brother.
17:48He doesn't have to actually tell me things with words.
17:52There is a woman.
17:54And oddly, I think he loves her.
17:57Oh, dear.
17:58Did he actually use that word?
18:01Like you, I don't need him to say things out loud.
18:05How do you know about her?
18:08Because Edward told me himself.
18:11And because he is unsure of what he should do with this forbidden love.
18:16This is all terribly romantic, but he is not a child anymore.
18:20And there has been at least one kiss.
18:24Three days ago, when the keys to the new apartments were finally cut.
18:29Then there is hope.
18:31What do you mean hope?
18:32I don't want bloody hope.
18:35As if a woman alone is hopeless.
18:38No, this is all nonsense.
18:40Because today is a celebration.
18:59Oh, I hate Fridays.
19:02Here, stop complaining.
19:09As I understand, my diagnosis, who was told by Anne, who was told by Adelaide,
19:13that in her opinion, Adelaide would now respond favorably to a proposal of marriage for me.
19:17Yes, I know.
19:21Well, it's about time, isn't it?
19:25About time for what?
19:26I got married.
19:28Surely it's your time.
19:29It's not about taking turns.
19:33Ah, I see.
19:37It's about the Finian girl.
19:44I understand from Olivia, who was told by Potter,
19:47that you've had a letter from the leader of the Conservative Party.
19:50Fucking Potter.
19:51Mr. Disraeli himself has written to you
19:53and asked you to stand for Conservative Party candidate for Dublin at the next election.
19:57Yes, and I've bloody declined.
19:58Even though it would be very much in the best interests of the company.
20:10No need to pour.
20:27Apparently there was a significant kiss or something,
20:29which might have changed things.
20:30I'm not sure.
20:31Apparently in the letter of Potter read,
20:32Disraeli was virtually begging you to stand.
20:34Should we actually just get fucking rid of Potter?
20:35So I suppose my question is, why would you not stand?
20:37And my question to you is, why would you not marry?
20:39Why would you not marry?
20:51Well, as someone with long experience of impossible love,
20:58I will tell you that you and this woman in the dark can never be together.
21:06So you must find happiness in the world of what is possible.
21:13I always instinctively reject your advice.
21:16And I reject yours instinctively.
21:18However,
21:21it appears that Anne and Olivia are suggesting that for the good of the company,
21:27we both grow up
21:31and fulfill our father's dream of becoming true aristocracy.
21:37Come on.
21:39I will run for election and you will go say goodbye.
22:07I have just drafted a leaflet which explains in a language the common Dubliner can understand.
22:11My home rule is a logical first step towards an independent Ireland.
22:15Also, my landlady has requested an extra ten shillings a week
22:18in return for turning a blind eye to your visit.
22:20So I said it would be okay.
22:23For a little while,
22:25it will not be necessary.
22:27Why will it not be necessary?
22:31My brother has decided to stand for the Conservative Party in the forthcoming election.
22:39Supporting the union.
22:40But I will make sure he will not burn the bridges you and I have built.
22:44Ellen, you have my word.
22:46The word of a Guinness brother means what?
22:48Look, it's an unspoken agreement.
22:57If there are other things going unspoken, I suggest you speak them now.
23:13We feel...
23:15For the duration of the election, we feel it's best if I don't come here.
23:20We?
23:21Look, Arthur's political opponents will be looking for any weakness.
23:25Oh, and I'm your weakness.
23:26You know you have been my weakness.
23:44Yes, I...
23:46I feel that it is time.
23:49For both of us
23:52To become realistic.
23:55But you will need a man.
23:57A permanent man.
24:01And all this time you've been temporary.
24:07And I came here today
24:10To tell you that I have been thinking.
24:14And now I'm certain.
24:16I think I'm...
24:19I've been thinking that I will propose.
24:23To her.
24:26To Adelaide.
24:32You mean your lady of divine mercy.
24:35Who builds your houses to ease your guilt.
24:37Look, I could stand here and lie
24:40Like almost every other man of my class
24:42And have two fireplaces to sit at.
24:44But I am not that man.
24:47Are you in love with me, Edward?
24:50Because I know that you want to...
24:54Yes.
24:58I once was.
25:00I see it clearly.
25:02Arthur gets elected.
25:04Edward gets himself a suitable wife in the brewery.
25:07The holy, sacred fucking brewery
25:09Goes on from strength to strength.
25:10Because in all the world, Edward
25:12When it comes down to blood and beer
25:13The brewery is all that matters.
25:32You've never lied to me, Edward
25:33But you lied to yourself.
25:36You tell yourself this is one law
25:38Replacing another.
25:40But in truth,
25:41This is you running away from me.
25:43Because I am bad for business.
25:50Go home
25:52To where you belong
25:55Save yourself ten shillings
26:11Oh, when we sailed you in behind the springtime
26:19Float all note new among my mind
26:24You hold the note
26:28The note just moves to move, man
26:33Let go of the note
26:35And so move everything
26:41I can't come to quantify the feeling
26:48I was walking home
26:51I was walking home
26:59Tighter
27:00Yes, ma'am
27:01Leave it
27:09I don't pay you to stand around gawking
27:12Sorry, ma'am
27:14Try again
27:25I was told you wanted to see me
27:30Yes
27:37How are you?
27:39Things are as you know them to be
27:43Good
27:48At least
27:50Last two weeks
27:52She has been
27:53So concerned
27:57Has she shared her concern with you?
28:03A fear of a certain kind
28:06Has been shared with me
28:10I sense gentleness
28:13In you and her
28:16Sex I will accept
28:17But not tenderness
28:18They are the same
28:19You can be the same
28:20She can be the same
28:22But there is nature
28:23Which might have intervened
28:30An accident, perhaps
28:35I expected you to take precaution
28:37Well, sometimes she insists
28:39Stop
28:44With the election coming
28:45We cannot afford scandals
28:51She is taking an awfully long time
28:53To get ready
28:53Even for her
28:55It is as if she has been forced
28:57To change into a different dress
28:59Well, we should pray not
29:00What?
29:02Pray?
29:03Pray to who?
29:05Whoever blesses an arrangement like ours
29:08She's not gone
29:12Lady Olivia will be here presently
29:15The carriage is being brought around
29:32I had to choose a different dress, yes
29:36Oh dear, oh dear
29:38Now, we can always
29:40Figure out a way
29:41Perhaps we should speak about this
29:43After the wedding
29:46Today is a wonderful, wonderful day
29:49And there will be no lumps
29:50And no grumps after
29:51You will smile
29:56Yes, um
30:10Ah, Potter
30:11One more thing
30:12Yes, sir
30:13We're putting you on the door
30:13Hot door?
30:15The door of the cathedral
30:16We've heard that our dear brother Benjamin
30:18Has been drinking again
30:19He's coming up from London alone
30:20God help us
30:21If he makes it to the church
30:22Make sure you take Potter
30:23Make sure you keep him outside
30:25Yes
30:26Arthur, have you remembered to put the bottle of water in Dodo's carriage?
30:29Yes, yes, yes
30:30What water?
30:31My brother and his future wife have some kind of private joke about clean water being more precious than vintage
30:35champagne
30:35Edward, look at me
30:37Please
30:39Your Guinness
30:40Sir Edward, your carriage awaits
30:42If you want me
30:44It's all the time
30:46When I was just 15
30:51I'm set out at me
30:54I want you
30:57I want you
31:01Edward and Agilent
31:14Simon, please shut that child up
31:16Arthur
31:21Benjamin
31:21Benjamin
31:23I know
31:24Good night
31:25Husband
31:26Thank you
31:48There's nothing to see here
31:49Move on
32:17What the fuck?
32:19You've been at your brother's wedding and you had too much to drink
32:22You must have fallen asleep
32:24They left you here because they have no regard for you
32:33Would you like a drink?
32:35God, yes
32:42I knew what would happen
32:44They have no love for you
32:45Penny pinch your inheritance, leave you to sleep at the table and probably laughed at you
32:52One of the maids told me you were here
32:55And I heard you came to the wedding alone
33:01My wife
33:03Is disgusted with me
33:06Because I'm drinking again
33:08Well, I am not disgusted with you, Benjamin
33:10And I never will be
33:15I know
33:22Stop, stop, stop
33:24Stop
33:29I came here
33:30Like an angel of mercy
33:31To show you what real love is
33:33I did
33:34I did
33:35I did
33:58Fuck, does this work?
34:05Hey, Mr. Luke
34:06Is it okay to take a picture
34:07If you wear a wrong size
34:09Doesn't close
34:09No picture
34:10Could you probably
34:11Possibly
34:12Accept the possibility
34:13No way to head
34:14Show
34:14You can jump to the side
34:15It's great
34:16Hey, Mr. Luke
34:17Would you still tell me
34:18Kiss me if I didn't have a car
34:19When clearing up after a party
34:22You start with the broken glass
34:24All the food you can throw away
34:28The booze
34:29You keep for me
34:30To inspect
34:32It's a shame to waste it
34:43Those of you ladies
34:45New to house
34:45Skinness
34:46The rule is
34:47That copulating couples
34:49Must not be disturbed
34:50And are to be cleaned around
34:54Go ahead there, Nola
35:09Did you come to admire the view?
35:12Shouldn't you be in some grand bed
35:14Consummating your vows?
35:16Take a seat, Mr. Champion
35:25I've been reading in the papers
35:27There's an election coming
35:28I did, we teach the working classes to read
35:32I also read that you're running for office again, Mr. Guinness
35:35So if politics is back on the agenda
35:39I imagine there's a renewed desire
35:42To hide the various indiscretions from the voting electorate
35:46Indiscretions?
35:49Well, Edward
35:50There were your Saturday nights
35:52And your New York arrangement
35:53And you, Arthur, of course
35:55Your Friday nights
35:58So now possibly is the best time
36:00To discuss what might be called
36:03An indiscretion tax
36:06Could you
36:07Sorry, could you take a look at the map?
36:09Bonnie
36:09This is Doc 7
36:11Well, we're sitting right now
36:12Only this is a map of Doc 7
36:14How it will look in a year and a half's time
36:16We've swept it clean and built yet more cooperage and mash tun capacity
36:22This area
36:22Just here, you see?
36:24Which is designated to be a new Hogshead loading bay is currently
36:27What is your office, Mr. Chappie?
36:29But of course, in order to facilitate this great big brewery expansion
36:35Your office, the stables, your lodging houses, the angel pub itself
36:40Will all be improved by dine away
36:45And since your own tenancy agreements are rather dubious
36:49They hereby serve you notice to quit
36:58But since we are a famously philanthropic company
37:01We might find it in our hearts
37:05To compensate you
37:06You see
37:07The days of men like you haunting these dogs
37:11They're gone
37:14Let's say
37:15Three thousand pounds
37:17And an annual fee of five hundred
37:20In return for
37:22A completely uneventful election
37:24And a very
37:26Peaceful
37:27Evacuation of these premises
37:34Oh, by the way, you have one week
37:42My price is ten thousand
37:45Or you can go to hell
37:47Seven and a half
37:50The final offer
38:05I feel like
38:07You and I are becoming something of a team
38:11But I really don't know what we're doing
38:12Handing over the election to the New York Cowboy
38:26The New York Cowboy
38:28Is responsible for an increase in profits
38:30Throughout the east coast of the United States
38:33And Washington, D.C.
38:34Where he claims
38:35The president of the United States
38:37Is himself now a drinker
38:43Greetings
38:43From New York
38:51With my return to Dublin
38:53Our election campaign begins
38:56The demolition of Doc 7
38:59We sell to people
39:00As proof of our virtue
39:02As proof of our willingness
39:05To confront the sins
39:06Of this sinful city
39:08A vote for Arthur Guinness
39:10Is a vote for virtue
39:15If I am to hide your excesses
39:17I need to know what they are
39:19I'm going to need to know the truth
39:20About the people I'm going to be working with
39:27Up until
39:29Two months before my
39:31Wedding
39:33Alan Cochran and I were sleeping together
39:35On regular occasions
39:36At her lodgings
39:37In
39:37The docks
39:41I am the conservative candidate
39:43Standing for election
39:44In the city of Dublin
39:45I've got absolutely no faults
39:46And no secrets whatsoever
39:49Except for the fact that
39:50I was a regular frequenter
39:53Of that rat's nest
39:54And
39:58My dear wife
39:59Whom I love
40:01In my own way
40:03Very much is pregnant
40:08With my foreman's baby
40:14So
40:17Infidelity
40:18Three
40:20Sogony
40:21Two
40:23Lost, love and random acts of violence
40:26One
40:29A more typical Dublin family
40:30I'd be hard to find
40:32Cause it's been ages
40:33Got blasts
40:34And save us
40:35Back with a bang
40:36And it feels amazing
40:37Going nowhere
40:37Going places
40:47Oh it's been ages
40:48Since we made the front pages
40:50Since we're in our hiatus
40:51Back to annoying cunts
40:53That hate us
40:53It's back to basics
40:55A scumbag
40:56Who them shameless
40:56Take more than that
40:57The tamers
40:58All your fault
40:59Cause you made us famous
41:01It's bad it in law
41:02Who a female's did to cry
41:03New centerpiece telegraph
41:05Did you miss us
41:06Are you glad
41:07Go on much of rest of the plans
41:08He's so soggy
41:09It's been class
41:10I can issue
41:11Shot a mark
41:11Kissing and glock
41:12Gakla
41:13Or a nook
41:14Balls go rocked
41:15Propaganda machine
41:16Knee cap back
41:17All over your screens
41:18Drunk plasso
41:19Marravie
41:19I can't wait
41:20Nice mass of wait and see
41:22Cause it's been ages
41:23Controversy won't face us
41:24We hold all the cards
41:25In their aces
41:26Try to protect your kids
41:27But they'll hear us
41:28You let the wah
41:28Move when you ask
41:29A tablet
41:29Jay high
41:30I'm thinking
41:30I can't go to the cable
41:31A cool van
41:32Buen
41:32Let's go
41:32On a malaclava
41:33Jay holly
41:34In a shin
41:34Peace
41:35I've had the money
41:35I'm way just work
41:36But I want to be back
41:37In a Sunday world
41:38So I'll smack that
41:38Cunt with the back
41:39In my hole
41:41Oh it's been ages
41:42Since we made the front pages
41:44Your fault
41:44Cause you made us famous
41:45Stick in our face
41:46In your papers
41:47But we get loved by our neighbors
41:48You keep track
41:49When you're giving favors
41:51Sad
41:52Kurtigale
41:52Go will to jazz
41:53Say the heat
41:54It's the last
41:55I chain
41:55Would you fly
41:55They'd off
41:56The mass chain
41:57Would you fly
41:57They'd off
41:57The mass
41:58Sack and the rudder
41:59Hunt the last
42:00Nice move out
42:00The hinder
42:01Tasking gang
42:01All ruddy
42:02Now one
42:02Ask
42:03On
42:04Call my face
42:05And then you're scum
42:06That's enough for the story
42:07To run
42:07Sensational
42:08Hell
42:08And that's job done
42:29All right
42:30To run
42:57To run
42:57To run
42:58To run
42:58All the trucks
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