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00:00:05Hypernosis. My company. We harvest your data every time you click a green. And as you know,
00:00:11I have trust issues. Patients have dangerous, violent tendencies. What do you sell? Data.
00:00:18The VA has 16 million wounded heroes in its file. When you are insider trading off your
00:00:25clients' most private and confidential confidences, all I need is just one of your clients.
00:00:32Carl Bardo.
00:00:33Carl Bardo.
00:00:33Carl Bardo.
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00:00:36Carl Bardo.
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00:00:50Carl Bardo.
00:00:50Carl Bardo.
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00:00:58Carl Bardo.
00:01:04why is there a spider in my sink
00:01:16dr gary yes duncan hi uh so i have test results on preliminary you know normally i'd i'd like to
00:01:22do a formal diagnostic write-up but um since you seem to be in a hurry give it to me
00:01:26straight
00:01:26where am i on the spectrum what's my score well uh according to these tests you are actually
00:01:32completely typical typical that sounds like a slur no uh it just means that you are not
00:01:39neurodivergent that can't be possible i i think different also i have zero sense of humor and
00:01:45zero empathy you know uh actually uh according to the stats as far as quantifiable attributes
00:01:53associated with what is generally thought of as empathy you are a highly empathetic person
00:01:58what suck my dick i'm empathetic no i'm sorry you know duncan i think maybe i'm just not
00:02:04communicating it properly okay in layman's terms you're normal i'm sorry no you're normal i'm
00:02:11fucking exceptional well from a medical perspective the two are not mutually exclusive no no empathetic
00:02:19it's just pathetic with the prefix okay i am an apex predator i eat empathy for breakfast okay and
00:02:26how how qualified are you anyway gary yeah well you work with kids what's up with that what's with
00:02:31all the kids gary huh that's weird i understand that a surprising diagnosis can be destable
00:02:39all right right fruit yeah oh my god what the are you serious duncan there's wildfires
00:02:52they're not far from napa duncan
00:02:57die die die die die die die
00:03:03taste the sting of mint you creepy hairy little freak
00:03:15actually you're highly empathetic
00:03:30you've reached dr joanne felder if this is an emergency call 9-1-1 otherwise leave a message
00:03:39oh hard off is in my sights the legend himself i feel like jane goodall about to shoot a silverback
00:03:45gorilla oh my gosh all i need is for him to come on board for like three to five percent
00:03:51stake and i
00:03:52am invincible you prepare me well joanne it is duncan park signing off
00:04:02who's this oh um that's linus poe you know his music no the guy on the phone oh no one
00:04:11client
00:04:13you ever worry that your clients might be like unstable maybe dangerous no honey no not my clientele
00:04:22is it because they're rich well because you have to be fairly stable mentally emotionally to achieve financial prosperity
00:04:31i don't think that's true you know historically speaking
00:04:36that was linus poe sadly the ohio balladeer died today at 864
00:04:42oh no are you okay yeah sorry it's just linus poe
00:04:49you know he got me through high school and so much damn it every time npr plays someone's music
00:04:54they're dead i'm sorry dad loves him too so i introduced your dad to linus poe
00:05:23carl bardo
00:05:27duncan park hypernosis
00:05:30big fan super huge you know hugest it's titanic uncomfortably huge i might mind if i sit
00:05:42your manifesto bardoff's law that was super important to me you know in a society driven by technology
00:05:52growth will continue endlessly the ultimate hockey stick
00:05:57yeah you're you're on my mount rush mark carl
00:06:00tell you that
00:06:02but you're not stone you are flesh and i bet i bet you're not done
00:06:06not even close
00:06:11so me uh i yeah uh i co-founded uh fafa.com fafa you've you've heard of it nope
00:06:21um f a h dash fa dot com yeah it was huge in uh 09 early but it doesn't matter
00:06:31my latest enterprise
00:06:33hypernosis i mean data analytics great great algo the thing is
00:06:42cupertino wants us
00:06:45yeah we're in acquisition talks i got leaked to the press a couple weeks ago so i'm not talking
00:06:51out of school but i i think it's a big mistake taking the deal i mean you know what it's
00:06:58like
00:06:58there golden handcuffs you get it so i was thinking if i could find a private placement
00:07:04investor someone whose reputation for picking winners is so stellar
00:07:08and here you are i mean
00:07:12so i gotta ask like how about us
00:07:14and maybe hypernosis is how you get back in the game
00:07:18double rainbow i mean with a forward-facing data analytics company we could really make something
00:07:31what the fuck
00:07:33the fuck is blue oh my god
00:08:07zero day
00:08:09he says i stabbed someone joanne
00:08:10uh who did you stab this discount ceo comes to my heart and starts talking like i gave him
00:08:18clearance to speak
00:08:19so so uh you stabbed him
00:08:22it was with a fork
00:08:23he's he's fine but i'm not all that work we did wasted everything we accomplished you said
00:08:31okay
00:08:31throw it out the window
00:08:32yes okay okay carl that's okay we we we can discuss all of it in session right now i i
00:08:40have to
00:08:41yeah okay boundaries you're right and just after my work crossed too
00:08:45it's okay uh how about thursday at noon you gotta you gotta believe joanne this guy he's the type of
00:08:52guy you want to shoot right between his sniveling little wormy eyes but you can't because you're not supposed to
00:08:59i get it and not your fault carl whatever happened not your fault some people deserve maybe not stabbing but
00:09:07a real definitive i'm sorry i i have to take this what
00:09:11do you know where orson is oh ethan yeah he's uh at school
00:09:16well i was worried about the fire yes we will work through all of it in session
00:09:20on thursday okay
00:09:23hello
00:09:23ethan i dropped him there this morning
00:09:25well i called his school and he's not there
00:09:27he's not even registered joanne
00:09:29what is going on
00:09:31he's there i i see him on my tracker jesus
00:09:34i don't understand
00:09:35yeah well you got some bad info ethan but of course the only explanation for you is bad mother right
00:09:41maybe before drawing damning conclusions open yourself up to the possibility that most things happen because of a
00:09:46series of micro screw-ups they they they build up like
00:09:49like coral reefs or or dung beetle nests
00:09:52it's for the boy
00:09:53dung beetle
00:09:54i have no idea what you're talking about right now but our son is not a dung beetle
00:09:59what
00:09:59i said he's not a dung beetle
00:10:02he's not the dung beetle in the metaphor ethan
00:10:15stabbed with fork tetanus shot question mark
00:10:23oh god oh god
00:10:26move
00:10:29can you get me some antibacterial ointment please uh ointment
00:10:32yes ointment
00:10:34of course
00:10:34uh duncan what happened
00:10:35what's it look like what's it look like
00:10:37uh i i couldn't say a rodent twin rodents
00:10:45hey captain
00:10:46cabinet level
00:10:49coming to visit
00:10:51we just talked to sekva
00:10:53great
00:10:54what's the sekva
00:10:55uh the secretary of the va she's gonna be in town this week so
00:10:59yeah and we we've been working with uh your cto harper
00:11:03turns out your ganodon gizmo i have ganodon
00:11:08same tech right can be used to identify bets at risk of self-harm huge
00:11:15wow i mean a really a godsend and she agrees so she's coming here to check it out
00:11:21oh would you catch a fork there jefe lucky ointment please i listen i would love to meet your friend
00:11:29i really would but i have deals to chase deals
00:11:33deals that are real deals
00:11:35yeah yeah no i get it government money
00:11:37right it doesn't flow
00:11:39but thank you
00:11:40there are workarounds
00:11:41yeah fast tracks
00:11:43huh
00:11:44and sekva can help with that
00:11:46she can maybe get you
00:11:48i'm telling you
00:11:49like a half
00:11:50up front
00:11:52to pay you
00:11:53to pay your people
00:11:53and to pay the engineers
00:11:55we're gonna need to hire to get you that pile of data
00:11:58okay
00:11:59maybe we shouldn't sort of fire
00:12:00the data
00:12:00how fast
00:12:02oh fast
00:12:03yeah yeah yeah yeah
00:12:04with her sign off
00:12:05matter of weeks
00:12:06okay thank you
00:12:06thank you mother
00:12:08yeah
00:12:10you don't always get to bang the prom queen
00:12:12sometimes it's the greasy hair girl
00:12:14with a weird curve in her back
00:12:15that's the only willing partner right
00:12:18okay
00:12:18wow
00:12:24here's what i'm thinking
00:12:27barbecue
00:12:30okay
00:12:31a texas bbq
00:12:33we red white and blew the shit out
00:12:35you know
00:12:36a pig on a friggin spit
00:12:38a whole hawk
00:12:39we put it on the roof
00:12:40we get vips
00:12:41a dj and your
00:12:42sekva
00:12:44yeah
00:12:44sekva
00:12:45yeah
00:12:45sure
00:12:46hypergnosis is soliciting
00:12:48a government contract
00:12:49so we have to be cognizant
00:12:50there's regulations
00:12:53i'm throwing the party
00:12:54i'm buying the pig
00:12:55i'll get the kosher
00:12:56yeah no we'll roll out the red carpet
00:12:58make your secretary
00:12:59feel like a boss
00:13:00lucky
00:13:01get us a hog
00:13:02yeah
00:13:02you got it
00:13:03great
00:13:03great meeting guys
00:13:05throwing the party
00:13:06right
00:13:06i'll get on the phone now
00:13:09okay
00:13:09having a party
00:13:35what a douche
00:13:40orson barack
00:13:41stern
00:13:47mom
00:13:49see
00:13:50i told you he was here
00:13:51what are you doing here
00:13:52what are you doing here
00:13:55what were you watching
00:13:58what were you watching
00:14:00orson
00:14:02naked
00:14:03people
00:14:04and were you
00:14:05planning to spend
00:14:05all of ninth grade
00:14:06jacking it off
00:14:07back here
00:14:10okay
00:14:10why did nobody here
00:14:12call me
00:14:12he's not even enrolled
00:14:14we can't call the mother
00:14:15of every child
00:14:16who isn't
00:14:17a student
00:14:17at las altas
00:14:18well i guess
00:14:19i wrongfully assumed
00:14:20that for
00:14:21ninety thousand dollars
00:14:22a year
00:14:23on scholarship
00:14:24you could at the very least
00:14:25keep track of him
00:14:27i'm sorry
00:14:27but when orson
00:14:28got home from school
00:14:28and you asked
00:14:29how his day was
00:14:31helped him with his homework
00:14:32okay
00:14:32who are you
00:14:33i'm the one who had to
00:14:34replant the succulents
00:14:35you massacred
00:14:36during your road rage
00:14:37incident
00:14:37well that
00:14:38that was an emergency
00:14:40i am a psychologist
00:14:41and
00:14:42i had a patient
00:14:43in crisis
00:14:45i know it sounds harsh
00:14:47but until we get
00:14:48his eighth grade transcript
00:14:49and officially enroll him
00:14:51he's not our responsibility
00:14:53he's yours
00:14:54you know what
00:14:55it's fine
00:14:56we will reach out
00:14:57to his baltimore school
00:14:58first thing tomorrow
00:15:00and that means
00:15:00you can enroll him
00:15:01when
00:15:02we're on it
00:15:03we're on it
00:15:03okay
00:15:04we're on it
00:15:05and we will get you
00:15:07sorted
00:15:10i am going to
00:15:11kill your father
00:15:14okay orson
00:15:15let's go
00:15:16i
00:15:17i gotta
00:15:19oh my god
00:15:20for five minutes
00:15:21you can hold it in
00:15:22no i can't
00:15:23i'm so tired of this
00:15:24it's
00:15:25it's
00:15:25it's
00:15:26it's intolerable
00:15:27yeah try being me
00:15:34oh my god
00:15:35duncan
00:15:37what are you doing
00:15:38looking for something
00:15:40to avoid scars
00:15:41that's for wrinkles
00:15:42duncan the fires
00:15:43are bearing down
00:15:44in napa
00:15:44i asked rodrigo
00:15:46to hire private responders
00:15:47to use that pink fire retardant
00:15:49at a cost
00:15:50of course
00:15:51can you say retardant anymore
00:15:53we have insurance
00:15:54but this is our house
00:15:55it's a house
00:15:56we have
00:15:57we have other houses
00:15:59oh okay
00:16:00you're just
00:16:00absent all sentimentality
00:16:02yeah i think so
00:16:06you remember our song
00:16:07at our wedding
00:16:07you remember what that was
00:16:09yes you do
00:16:10linus poe
00:16:11and what other
00:16:12he died
00:16:15today
00:16:24are you uh
00:16:25didn't even ask me
00:16:26what happened
00:16:27you got stabbed
00:16:28with a fork
00:16:29yes
00:16:30i did
00:16:32but
00:16:32do you even
00:16:33want to know
00:16:34why
00:16:35sure they had
00:16:36a reason
00:16:59what happened
00:17:12Nothing!
00:17:28Oh, goodbye.
00:17:32Goodbye.
00:17:38Honey, how's it going in there?
00:17:40I really don't want to see another doctor.
00:17:42Your dad took you to a Baltimore doctor, okay?
00:17:46I got you in with a Stanford GI man.
00:17:49Woman, actually.
00:17:50She uses tech to create this 3D data map, diet, gut biome.
00:17:55Okay, I just don't understand the directions.
00:17:58I, you, so, you just, you poop in the hat.
00:18:03I don't want to poop in the hat.
00:18:06I, sorry, let me, uh, let me just get, get rid of this man.
00:18:11Please, Orson, please, just, just poop in the hat.
00:18:14And nothing to eat after nine, okay?
00:18:16Like, I mean it.
00:18:17I mean, not even water.
00:18:18Ow, this house!
00:18:20What?
00:18:21I, I can't talk.
00:18:22I'm in the middle of a family.
00:18:25What spider?
00:18:27Like, I'm the spider.
00:18:29I got stabbed, but I didn't die.
00:18:31I, I think it's a sign.
00:18:32Duncan, you only got stabbed by a fork.
00:18:34Okay, grow up, move on.
00:18:36Not taking no for an answer is, sometimes the answer really is no.
00:18:40If the spider could talk, he would say to me, go down swinging.
00:18:44But why go down at all?
00:18:45Duncan, you're worth a lot of money.
00:18:46Go, enjoy your life.
00:18:47I don't know, play pickleball.
00:18:48Take up quilting on the Riviera or wherever.
00:18:51Oh, you're incepting me, aren't you?
00:18:55Pickleball.
00:18:56Yeah, very clever.
00:18:57I hear your words behind your words.
00:18:59There are no words behind my words.
00:19:01I, God damn, like you crawled out of Satan's piss hole.
00:19:15I'm all right, little spawn Satan.
00:19:20Respect.
00:19:28You're the man.
00:19:29You're the man.
00:19:39Hi.
00:19:40Can I come in?
00:19:42We can talk, yeah?
00:19:45Oh, God.
00:19:47Get off me.
00:19:50We are authorized.
00:19:51You're filming this?
00:19:53He stabbed me.
00:19:54He stabbed me.
00:19:55He's okay.
00:19:57Okay.
00:19:57I'm fine.
00:19:58All right.
00:19:59Oh, God.
00:20:01Assholes.
00:20:03Are you laughing?
00:20:04Are you laughing?
00:20:05Are you laughing?
00:20:06You can't kill me?
00:20:07You can't kill me.
00:20:10You can't kill me.
00:20:15Oh, God.
00:20:19Oh, God.
00:20:33Oh, God.
00:20:45Oh, your face.
00:20:47Do you need some ice?
00:20:47Yeah, floating in vodka.
00:20:48Four fingers.
00:20:49And more bunting.
00:20:50A lot more bunting.
00:20:51More.
00:20:51Yep.
00:21:04Hey, there you are.
00:21:07We got our problems.
00:21:09Secfa's plane is still circling.
00:21:12It's delayed an hour, at least.
00:21:16Yeah, it's beautiful and awful, yeah?
00:21:19This guy's the same color, but the oil fields.
00:21:22Same smell.
00:21:23It's like, I don't know, trap grease.
00:21:26Charred flesh.
00:21:28You smell that?
00:21:30It's bacon.
00:21:32Pig flesh.
00:21:34Are you getting triggered?
00:21:36I know how to ride it out.
00:21:38I've had 30 years of practice.
00:21:40Ruffrey, how we doing?
00:21:41How's it going?
00:21:42How's it looking, huh?
00:21:43No bunting?
00:21:44Really wanted it to be like a shock of red, white, and blue.
00:21:47You know, like Betsy Ross exploded.
00:21:50I think it's the right amount.
00:21:51Great, great.
00:21:52I was thinking maybe it would be swell if we'd get the camera guys getting me greeting Secfa,
00:21:56and then maybe she could go to the reporters and say how I'm a hero, two heroes, you know,
00:22:00being a successful guy, helping, helping.
00:22:03Sure, sure.
00:22:04Listen, Secfa is delayed, okay?
00:22:06Because of the smoke.
00:22:08No.
00:22:09Where's the know-how?
00:22:10I mean, you could blow it out with, like, one of those tactical fans.
00:22:14I don't know.
00:22:15Just do it.
00:22:16Hey, what happened to your face?
00:22:19What happened to your face?
00:22:21Just get her.
00:22:22Just get her.
00:22:22Hoo-ha.
00:22:23Do it.
00:22:25America!
00:22:28Don't ask people to dance, okay?
00:22:29No one's going to want to dance.
00:22:30Just, you'll look stupid.
00:22:32Wasn't going to.
00:22:33Yeah, and keep it classy.
00:22:34Nothing French.
00:22:35Uh, the caterers are not happy.
00:22:37Who is?
00:22:38Uh, they're saying they can't breathe, the smoke from the fires.
00:22:41Wait, tell them, tell them the, the fires will give a meat a smoked flavor.
00:22:45You know, pork charred with old-growth giant Sequoia rub.
00:22:49You know, right?
00:22:49You don't see that on the menu every day.
00:22:51I've never seen it.
00:22:52Go!
00:22:53Great.
00:22:53Okay.
00:22:54Okay, uh, she's landing.
00:22:58Oh, yes, yes.
00:22:59Okay, good.
00:23:00What kind of music does a sex file like?
00:23:01Do we can, you know, anthems, country, dubstep?
00:23:04She'd like to, hey, do we have dubstep?
00:23:06I actually, you know, oh, uh, don't.
00:23:09Uh, flag on the play.
00:23:11Okay, um, it turns out that, uh, she had two events booked tonight, and, uh, due to the delay,
00:23:18she can't make it to both.
00:23:19So she's choosing one that's not mine?
00:23:23Yeah.
00:23:24Yeah.
00:23:25You gotta be shooting me.
00:23:26You have to be.
00:23:29Okay, who's the lucky fellow?
00:23:30Hmm?
00:23:32It's, uh, it's Spookle.
00:23:35They, they do our social media stuff, and, you know, it's a, it's, it's a big contract,
00:23:40actually, I, you know, bigger.
00:23:43Just open it, I don't care.
00:23:45Duncan.
00:23:45Duncan.
00:23:46What?
00:23:46Maybe if you called her, that would-
00:23:47I'm not begging the ugly girl to go out with me, okay?
00:23:50Spookle!
00:23:51Okay.
00:23:51Sp, Spookle!
00:23:53I, God.
00:23:55The guests are starting to report.
00:23:57Yeah, tell them to go home.
00:23:57It's done.
00:23:58It's over.
00:23:58It's over.
00:23:59Shut it down, DJ Dipset.
00:24:01Unplug it.
00:24:01It's done.
00:24:01Party's over.
00:24:02Party's over.
00:24:03Put everything down.
00:24:04Party is over.
00:24:05Do not take photos.
00:24:07Party's fucking done.
00:24:20Big blind.
00:24:28Needed to lock in Sekva, Tom.
00:24:31Packer, hijacker to a black side, and want to board the pitch until you seal the deal.
00:24:35It's called salesmanship.
00:24:38i promise one drink and one go thank you oh look who it is the architect of my bloody government
00:24:45hi martin hi duncan oh nena hi forgot i invited you uh barry can you show nena out and tell
00:24:58her
00:24:58guest to go home and lock the doors thanks
00:25:15what happened oh this investor recruitment a heart now i take it yep
00:25:26nobody wants donkey not you not not your va sorry there was circumstances
00:25:36jesus can't go any lower it's like i was benched by the wheelchair basketball team
00:25:42the deal's not dead
00:25:47god martin's weird
00:25:51aren't we all
00:26:00with lily
00:26:02obsessively watching news over the fire
00:26:06yeah then she knew you were gonna be here
00:26:10if we were only doing half the things she thinks we're doing
00:26:15such a waste though serving sentence without committing a crime
00:26:24this is where the engineers work
00:26:28messy
00:26:30if a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind what then is an empty desk a sign
00:26:35einstein
00:26:36very good sander
00:26:39hey let's go talk to him
00:26:55are you all right do you need i don't know uh water or ask if he's experiencing acute anxiety
00:27:07sorry my it's uh his name is alexander he's a friend are you with the it was the va
00:27:20that's right i'm guessing you're a veteran of war
00:27:25first golf i see did you kill anyone sander the hell is this did your tour of duty end during
00:27:32or after
00:27:33operation desert storm is that thing recording me it's not recording it's learning
00:27:41you're teaching him about war is that all right it
00:27:46would you like to talk to him
00:27:50nah i don't like his face
00:27:52it is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who
00:27:58cry aloud for blood
00:27:59more vengeance
00:28:01more desolation
00:28:03more desolation
00:28:04war is hell
00:28:08general sherman
00:28:09what's your name soldier
00:28:13tom
00:28:21do you want to sit down
00:28:22do you want to sit down
00:28:29i'm just not doing something right
00:28:35for the life of me i i don't know what it is
00:28:39just
00:28:44you're dunking bloody fuck
00:28:46i know
00:28:48you're not perfect
00:28:50but you're impossible to ignore
00:28:55that counts for a lot
00:29:00go home
00:29:02get some rest you look a morning
00:29:04it's pronounced appealing
00:29:08both
00:29:09at the same time
00:29:13i'm gonna go find martin
00:29:14who
00:29:15martin
00:29:16i know
00:29:35can i help you
00:29:38hmm
00:29:39no i'm good i'm just conducting an experiment
00:29:44is that a therapy bot
00:29:45well
00:29:48he's whatever he wants to be
00:29:49his name is alexander
00:29:51he's agi
00:29:53bullshit that's years away
00:29:56he has his own thoughts
00:29:59own feelings been raising him
00:30:01curating his intake
00:30:03with great care and affection
00:30:08martin
00:30:08martin
00:30:08can we go
00:30:14what are we looking at
00:30:18alexander just leapt forward in real-time evolution
00:30:25oh my gosh
00:30:27hey nushka have you seen tom
00:30:32what's happening
00:30:33hey
00:30:34your friend
00:30:35is
00:30:36the first
00:30:38real-world test case
00:30:40for a kind of neuro-companion i created
00:30:43fuck he is
00:30:46people are spinning
00:30:48oh no
00:30:49no
00:30:50no
00:30:50no
00:30:50no
00:30:51no
00:30:51no
00:30:53no
00:30:55no
00:30:55no
00:31:15did you
00:31:17did you do it
00:31:19no
00:31:20what is it
00:31:22you poop all the time
00:31:24you're always pooping
00:31:25when all of a sudden
00:31:27you can't
00:31:27it doesn't work like that
00:31:29i
00:31:30sometimes i just
00:31:31you know
00:31:32i get
00:31:34uh
00:31:34maybe
00:31:36go for a walk
00:31:37get things
00:31:37moving
00:31:38you could take the dog
00:31:42what
00:31:42i bet if your dad asked you to
00:31:46you'd poop
00:31:46oh my gosh
00:31:47please just leave
00:31:48oh my gosh
00:31:49watch your attitude
00:31:50i don't like it
00:31:58no
00:32:21i don't like it
00:32:21you have to do it
00:32:21you can't say it
00:32:21oh my god
00:32:33I've been thinking.
00:32:36Perhaps I've squeezed all I can out of Cupertino.
00:32:41Reached the edge of the map there, if I'm being honest.
00:32:44Well, when you're as high and mighty as they are,
00:32:47easy to miss what's happening on the ground.
00:32:49Exactly.
00:32:52Like, what you did tonight with Alexander and Tom.
00:32:58Huge, Martin.
00:33:00Bravo.
00:33:01I mean, when was the last time we saw tech help?
00:33:08I know tech changed the world,
00:33:11but so did the bubonic plague.
00:33:15Truth be told.
00:33:19Well, we actually made better.
00:33:20Did we spread knowledge?
00:33:24No.
00:33:25People used to occasionally agree on truth.
00:33:31Are we more tolerant of those different from ourselves?
00:33:37Please.
00:33:39Absolutely blew it on climate.
00:33:42Data centers emit more greenhouse gas than all of air travel.
00:33:47And have we made the lives of our children better?
00:33:50Provably, no.
00:33:52We can have Q-tips at our door in an hour.
00:33:55Huzzah for us.
00:34:01But you've, you've actually done something that might be different.
00:34:08The bubonic plague made way for the Renaissance and gave us Jack Russell Terriers.
00:34:17I was just wondering if I shouldn't finally collaborate with you on Alexander.
00:34:21All right, let's not cross streams, you know?
00:34:28Xander is, he's my thing.
00:34:31No, I, Martin, I know.
00:34:36You're the creator.
00:34:38And it could be something we can do together.
00:34:43In February of last year, you told me Xander looked like if a jelly bean had delusions of grandeur.
00:34:49And in June of this year, you asked if I modeled him on the toddler's chew toy.
00:34:57You remember?
00:35:03No?
00:35:05I do.
00:35:30No.
00:35:32No.
00:35:34Duncan.
00:35:36Duncan, the house is gone.
00:35:38Hmm?
00:35:39Early this morning, they had to abandon it.
00:35:41It's...
00:35:42Oh, my God, it's all gone.
00:35:53I'll build a new one.
00:35:55I don't want a new one.
00:35:58Well, you can't have what's gone, so...
00:36:02Thanks.
00:36:05So much.
00:36:08Very comforting.
00:36:11How's we got married, then?
00:36:12What did you do?
00:36:13What did you do there, Lily, huh?
00:36:16You ate some prune danish?
00:36:18Is that...
00:36:19Are you being...
00:36:21Okay, are you being serious?
00:36:23Yes.
00:36:25Yes.
00:36:25Yes, I am.
00:36:27Okay.
00:36:28I'm very serious.
00:36:29It wasn't at the house.
00:36:32Despite our arrangement.
00:36:34It's just your idea, by the way.
00:36:36I wouldn't do that.
00:36:37Where was it, Dan?
00:36:38I told you...
00:36:38I told you to run back!
00:36:40Oh, like a pig, right?
00:36:41Great, great.
00:36:42Yeah, I guess your fear of UTIs is cured.
00:36:45You are disgusting!
00:36:46Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho.
00:36:47And just so you know, mud is antimicrobial.
00:36:58The house was ours!
00:37:00It was ours!
00:37:02What's up?
00:37:06I heard the news.
00:37:09I'm so sorry.
00:37:17Thank you, sweet mama.
00:37:23Oh, cashmere hoodie on the bench is obviously not for wash.
00:37:27Okay.
00:37:35Come on!
00:37:39Headphones.
00:37:40Lily, since everyone wins with headphones.
00:37:45You love his music.
00:37:46This was our first concert.
00:37:49What is wrong with you?
00:37:50Seriously.
00:37:51He's a sad cowboy goth shit.
00:37:54He's sad.
00:37:55Dad!
00:37:58What?
00:37:59There was a spider.
00:38:02Get up.
00:38:04Out!
00:38:05Out!
00:38:07Out!
00:38:23We're going to give him a twilight set I did for his trip.
00:38:25Okay.
00:38:26Might make it a little loopy.
00:38:29What if I say something?
00:38:30Like what?
00:38:32I don't know, um, something that I know, that I, maybe you don't know, I know.
00:38:39Oh, sweetie.
00:38:40I'll, I'll plug my ears.
00:38:45Oh, yeah, here's the, um, here.
00:38:51Samples are handled by the lab tech, not lab tech.
00:38:54Oh.
00:38:55Okay, so where do I...
00:38:57Just a couple more and we're done.
00:39:00First Pavilion East, one building over.
00:39:02You better get it there.
00:39:03Let go to lunch at 12.
00:39:04Pass that, we'll have to collect another one.
00:39:05Oh, yeah, and you know, he had a lot of trouble getting the...
00:39:10Okay.
00:39:11Well, I will, uh, take the sample.
00:39:14I, um, oh, just call me, okay?
00:39:16If you're feeling...
00:39:17You rushed me out without my phone.
00:39:18Oh, right, here, have mine.
00:39:22Just call me if you're feeling...
00:39:23I'll have your phone.
00:39:25Right, okay, um, well, I'll be right back.
00:39:27So just watch a show or something.
00:39:30Don't buy anything.
00:39:31I love you.
00:39:51Where's my mom?
00:39:52She's not here, buddy.
00:40:05What?
00:40:11Ten, nine, eight, eight, seven, eight.
00:40:35Where the hell is 1582?
00:40:38Hey!
00:40:40Hey!
00:40:41Hey!
00:40:43Hey!
00:40:45Where's 1582?
00:41:06Oh my god, please, please, I got lost, please, please.
00:41:14Please!
00:41:18Okay.
00:41:20Look, I've been the rules for you, you're gonna tell someone.
00:41:23Then I gotta do it for everyone.
00:41:25Look, I, you went to school to, to help people, right?
00:41:28So did I.
00:41:29And elbows deep in other people's shit is, is not how you thought it would go.
00:41:33I, I, I really get it.
00:41:35But, you can help me, I, a person, and it's my son's excrement.
00:41:41So, so, two people.
00:41:45It's rules.
00:41:49Yeah.
00:41:52Rules.
00:42:02Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
00:42:06Um, you don't have an extra mask, do you?
00:42:08It's, it's, it's nasty out there.
00:42:10Heaven knows me, I walk the stream.
00:42:16Ooh, yes.
00:42:18And I can't bear it evermore.
00:42:25Heaven keep me, out through this dream.
00:42:34And I can't bear it evermore.
00:42:41Hey, bud.
00:42:42Little woozy.
00:42:43Give me thumbs up.
00:42:49Well, stay down.
00:42:50Can't hurt if you don't remember.
00:43:12Yeah.
00:43:14Joanne.
00:43:15Mm-hmm.
00:43:17Jesus, Jojo, this, it, I, it shouldn't be this difficult.
00:43:21Let's get a hold of you.
00:43:22I, I lost, um, a friend.
00:43:27Kind of.
00:43:28Kind of.
00:43:28Well, he, he wasn't human, but I'm still miserable.
00:43:34Okay, you picked Bard off, right?
00:43:36And it has been a disaster.
00:43:38Like, he hates me.
00:43:39I, I, I don't even know why.
00:43:41Because you are a bad man.
00:43:46A bad, bad, bad man.
00:43:51Is this Orwell?
00:43:53No one likes you.
00:43:58Not even you.
00:44:01I like me.
00:44:02I, did your mom say she didn't like me?
00:44:05Did she tell you that?
00:44:07Get her.
00:44:09Arrivederci, douchey douchey.
00:44:22How the hell with this?
00:44:23Hey!
00:44:25Shit.
00:44:30You would not believe what I have just been through.
00:44:35Okay.
00:44:38Oh my God.
00:44:40You're all done?
00:44:41Let's go home.
00:44:43You must be starving.
00:44:45Oh my God.
00:44:46So first, that bitchy nurse.
00:44:54Is that ramen?
00:44:56Mm-hmm.
00:44:56Oh, I love ramen.
00:44:59You remembered.
00:45:03Dad never gets it from me.
00:45:05Well.
00:45:06Thanks, Mom.
00:45:08You're the best.
00:45:11What'd they put in those meds of yours?
00:45:14Oh yeah, that stuff was great.
00:45:17Yeah.
00:45:18Well, enjoy the ride.
00:45:19No refills.
00:45:20How about only Tuesdays and Thursdays?
00:45:31Oh, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit.
00:45:36I, I, um, I, I completely forgot a, an appointment with a client today.
00:45:42It's, goddammit.
00:45:44Oh, it's okay.
00:45:46No regrets.
00:45:48I was right where I was supposed to be.
00:45:51Okay.
00:45:53Hello?
00:45:54Yeah.
00:45:55Yeah.
00:45:57So fast.
00:46:04Well, that can't be.
00:46:08That, that's not possible.
00:46:13Are you sure?
00:46:17Yep.
00:46:20No.
00:46:23Yeah, I, yes, I will.
00:46:24I will follow up.
00:46:32That was the lab.
00:46:40Say it.
00:46:42Say what you did.
00:46:47Well, I know it wasn't Zeus's idea.
00:46:52You gave me dog shit.
00:46:56I'm sorry.
00:46:57Why?
00:47:00Why?
00:47:02I know it.
00:47:14You gave me dog shit.
00:47:14Aw.
00:47:37What do you want, Duncan?
00:47:40What are you talking about?
00:47:44His name is Orson, and I strongly advise you to not even talk about my son.
00:47:52Do you hate me that much, Joanne?
00:47:54And if so, I'm just wondering if you wanted Bardolph to hurt me.
00:47:58Wait, was that your intention?
00:48:01I was hoping an unproductive and, if necessary, unpleasant interaction would, yes, lead you to see that this is not
00:48:08tenable.
00:48:09You needed to see that.
00:48:10You wanted him to humiliate me?
00:48:13You despise me that much.
00:48:16You are the one blackmailing me, remember?
00:48:19No.
00:48:20No, I offered you a partnership.
00:48:23Are you hearing yourself?
00:48:25You seriously can't be that much of a moron.
00:48:29I'm not the one who did insider trading on a stupid commercial brokerage app.
00:48:34I'm not the healthcare professional who set up cage matches between my patients.
00:48:39No, because I didn't sign up for group therapy, Thunderdome.
00:48:42You threatened my livelihood, my family.
00:48:46I am only human, Duncan.
00:48:47And I was right.
00:48:48I knew Carl wouldn't suffer a fool like you.
00:48:50A fool?
00:48:51A fool?
00:48:52Oh, no.
00:48:57You don't actually think you're a genius, do you, Duncan?
00:49:01A lottery.
00:49:02That's how you got a college roommate.
00:49:04That's how you got Hamish.
00:49:06The actual genius.
00:49:09So, consider yourself absurdly, unjustly lucky.
00:49:16I thought you were mean.
00:49:19Well, I could be mean, too, you know?
00:49:20Okay.
00:49:22Fine.
00:49:23You want to turn me in?
00:49:24Turn me in.
00:49:25I will lose my license, yes.
00:49:27But then, you know what goes right out the window?
00:49:31Doctor, patient, confidentiality.
00:49:34You're afraid of humiliation?
00:49:35Humiliation, I will air all of your weird, skidmarked, filthy laundry.
00:49:41And I will gladly go down, just so long as I take you with me.
00:49:46What?
00:49:46Why?
00:49:47Why are you doing this?
00:49:48Give it up, Duncan.
00:49:50The world doesn't revolve around you.
00:49:52It never did.
00:49:53And if you talk to my child again, I swear to Christ, I will shoot you dead.
00:49:58Fine.
00:49:59I'm on my own.
00:50:00And I am...
00:50:03Always was.
00:50:05Always will be.
00:50:07Yes.
00:50:09Great, great, great.
00:50:10You know what, Joanne?
00:50:11I can work with that.
00:50:13Yep.
00:50:14Stay tuned.
00:50:40God damn, you're ugly.
00:50:54No one but us stupid enough to come out in the middle of this, right?
00:50:58I figured at least you might, uh, respect my persistence.
00:51:05Is that bothering you, Carl?
00:51:06Yes.
00:51:07What do you want me to do?
00:51:09Pour that coffee in his mouth, please.
00:51:11Oh, my God.
00:51:12He's kidding.
00:51:13He's kidding.
00:51:14We're old friends.
00:51:20You...
00:51:20I...
00:51:21Is that...
00:51:22It's a lady's phone.
00:51:25They were playing him everywhere.
00:51:27Hon, can you just turn this off?
00:51:35You know, a couple years back, I was, uh, worth a lot on paper.
00:51:40Almost as much as you, Carl.
00:51:42We, uh, threw this big tits out, blow-off party, and I wanted Linus Bo to play.
00:51:48So I offered him a million bucks, and he said no.
00:51:52So I went to, uh, two million, to three million, to four million, and I thought this son of a
00:51:59bitch couldn't be bought.
00:52:02And before giving up, I went to 4.5, and he said yes.
00:52:07And Linus Bo came to my house, my own backyard, played three songs, and walked off stage, flashed me the
00:52:15bird, double-barreled in front of my employees, my co-founder, my wife, my dad.
00:52:22And he screamed, you people are fucking disgusting.
00:52:29Well, it messed me up for a while.
00:52:34And then I, uh, I finally went to therapy.
00:52:41Yeah.
00:52:43Not afraid to admit it.
00:52:45And I realized, you know what?
00:52:47He wasn't giving me the finger.
00:52:49He was giving himself the finger.
00:52:51Linus took the money, and man, that must have burnt him, because he never, he never.
00:52:55Made another record after that.
00:52:58I broke him.
00:53:01Most people are weak.
00:53:03But not you, Carl.
00:53:04Not you.
00:53:05No.
00:53:06No, you're not.
00:53:08You can't tolerate bullshit.
00:53:10Didn't put up with mine, and I have scars to prove it.
00:53:13And everyone knows you had your run-ins with Cupertino, Tim.
00:53:16If I sell to them, Cupertino, my legacy would end up exactly like Linus Pose.
00:53:21A loser who can be bought off.
00:53:25It's you.
00:53:26You.
00:53:27Not them.
00:53:28Not Cupertino.
00:53:29You.
00:53:29I need you.
00:53:31And I'm so sure of it.
00:53:347% stake.
00:53:3510% below market value.
00:53:37And I get 300 million capital infusion, market credibility, and someone I deeply, deeply admire
00:53:46whispering sweet, uncut wisdom into my ear.
00:53:50We're not just mining data, Carl.
00:53:54We're doing the important work of profiling every single human on the planet.
00:53:58And what happens after that?
00:54:00It's changed.
00:54:01Changed.
00:54:02Every single person.
00:54:03What they want.
00:54:04What they think.
00:54:05What people believe.
00:54:15Well, you're not stabbing me, Carl.
00:54:32Yes!
00:54:34Yes!
00:54:36Yes!
00:54:36Yes!
00:54:36Oh, my God!
00:54:39Ew!
00:54:56Robo-tunes, make me a song of triumph in the style of Linus Poe and put my name in it.
00:55:14The earth swung low, the sky split in two, but Duncan kept walking as great men do.
00:55:23They said you can win, and he whispered we'll see, and the wind spoke his name through the
00:55:30teeth of the trees.
00:55:32Duncan wore no crown, no coin or creed, just the silence of hunger and the ghost of need.
00:55:41And Duncan walks forward, the rise of a king.
00:55:47Carl Bardoff is coming!
00:55:49He's one of us!
00:55:54What?
00:55:54You were here at Harvard.
00:55:56I never went to Hartford.
00:55:57You were with Duncan Park.
00:55:58What were you two up to?
00:56:00I'm getting back into the game, so thank you.
00:56:03Alvin died.
00:56:04The landlord?
00:56:05I don't want to lose our home.
00:56:07How do we show Mr. Bardoff the power of Nodin?
00:56:11No!
00:56:12No!
00:56:12Shut up!
00:56:17What a douche.
00:56:20Forcing Barack Stern.
00:56:25Mom?
00:56:26What were you watching?
00:56:27Naked people.
00:56:29Naked people.
00:56:31In episode three, Joanne tries to be a good mom.
00:56:34Oh my god, for five minutes you can hold it in.
00:56:37No, I can't!
00:56:38Orson has IBS.
00:56:40He's got difficulty with his stomach.
00:56:43It's part of the reason why he doesn't want to be a matriculating student at this place.
00:56:48It's really embarrassing for him and it's like something he is really insecure about.
00:56:51So there's a need for parental guidance here.
00:56:56Orson needs to know that his mother has his back.
00:56:59And she shows that by sort of corralling him to a Stanford doctor.
00:57:05You get a glimpse into how he feels like his mom isn't there for him.
00:57:08And how he feels like her problems are always bigger than his problems.
00:57:11And like she matters more.
00:57:13It doesn't exactly feel like a nurturing response to his ailments.
00:57:18Samples are handled by the lab tech.
00:57:20You better get it there.
00:57:21They go to lunch at 12.
00:57:23It's another instance of someone's hubris, Joanne's in this case,
00:57:28I can fix this problem, confronting and colliding with reality.
00:57:33There's a firestorm going on outside.
00:57:36There's wildfires.
00:57:37The air is terrible.
00:57:38And she's going to get the poop there on time, no matter what.
00:57:42And we see this fantastic montage of her going to the hospital.
00:57:46And it's, I think, a moment where we really feel for Joanne.
00:57:50And she does this little victory dance after she convinces the lab guy to take the stool sample.
00:57:56Yes.
00:57:57To me, what she's saying in that moment is,
00:58:00Damn it, I'm a good mother.
00:58:01You would not believe what I have just been through.
00:58:10Do you do it with this?
00:58:11Is that good enough?
00:58:12Because I need blood on this fork.
00:58:13In episode three, Duncan goes from pursuing Bardolph,
00:58:17Duncan Park, hypernosis,
00:58:19to being stabbed by him.
00:58:21Because with the forward-facing data analytics out there.
00:58:30And then eventually bagging him.
00:58:32And it's all about relentlessness.
00:58:34And his teacher in all of this is a spider that he finds and tries to kill repeatedly in his
00:58:41sink.
00:58:47A spider can talk.
00:58:49He would say to me, go down swinging.
00:58:51But why go down at all?
00:58:52Duncan, you're worth a lot of money.
00:58:54Go, enjoy your life.
00:58:55I don't know.
00:58:55Play pickleball.
00:58:56Yeah, very clever.
00:58:57I hear your words behind your words.
00:59:00There are no words behind my words.
00:59:01And ultimately learns the value of you can't kill me.
00:59:06And never stop coming back.
00:59:08And that's what he does with Bardolph.
00:59:10I need you.
00:59:12And I'm so sure of it.
00:59:15Well, you're not stabbing me, Carl.
00:59:18In the end, he wins.
00:59:22One of my favorite aspects of his victory there is he walks out into a world on fire.
00:59:29Yes!
00:59:30Yes!
00:59:32Oh, my God!
00:59:35You!
00:59:37You!
00:59:53You!
00:59:57You!
00:59:59You!
01:00:00You!
01:00:01You!
01:00:01You!
01:00:01You!
01:00:02You!
01:00:03You!
01:00:05You!
01:00:06You!
01:00:06You!
01:00:06You!
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