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00:00:05Hypernosis. My company. We harvest your data every time you click a green. And as you know,
00:00:11I have trust issues. Patients have dangerous, violent tendencies. What do you sell? Data.
00:00:18The VA has 16 million wounded heroes in its file. When you are insider trading off your
00:00:25clients' most private and confidential confidences, all I need is just one of your clients.
00:00:32Carl Bardo.
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00:00:57Carl Bardo.
00:01:04why is there a spider in my sink
00:01:16dr gary yes duncan hi uh so i have test results on preliminary you know normally i'd i'd like to
00:01:22do a formal diagnostic write-up but um since you seem to be in a hurry give it to me
00:01:26straight
00:01:26where am i on the spectrum what's my score well according to these tests you are actually
00:01:32completely typical typical that sounds like a slur no uh it just means that you are not
00:01:39neurodivergent that can't be possible i i think different also i have zero sense of humor and zero
00:01:45empathy you know uh actually according to the stats as far as quantifiable attributes associated with
00:01:53what is generally thought of as empathy you are a highly empathetic person what suck my dick i'm
00:02:00empathetic no i'm sorry you know duncan i think maybe i'm just not communicating it properly okay
00:02:05in layman's terms you're normal i'm sorry no you're normal i'm exceptional well from a medical
00:02:14perspective the two are not mutually exclusive no no empathetic is just pathetic with the prefix okay
00:02:21i am an apex predator i eat empathy for breakfast okay and how how qualified are you anyway gary
00:02:28yeah well you work with kids what's up with that what's with all the kids gary huh that's weird
00:02:35i understand that a surprising diagnosis can be destabilized
00:02:39all right fruit fruit yeah oh my god what the are you serious duncan there's wildfires
00:02:53they're not far from napa duncan
00:02:57die die die die die die
00:03:03taste the sting of mint you creepy hairy little freak
00:03:15ashley you're highly empathetic
00:03:31you've reached dr joanne felder if this is an emergency call 9-1-1 otherwise leave a message
00:03:39oh hard off is in my sights the legend himself i feel like jane goodall about to shoot a silverback
00:03:45gorilla oh my gosh all i need is for him to come on board for like three to five percent
00:03:51sake and i am
00:03:52invincible you prepare me well joanne it is duncan park signing off
00:04:02who's this oh um that's linus poe you know his music no the guy on the phone oh no one
00:04:11client
00:04:13do you ever worry their clients might be like unstable maybe dangerous no honey no not my clientele
00:04:23is it because they're rich well because you have to be fairly stable mentally emotionally to achieve financial prosperity
00:04:33i don't think that's true historically speaking that was linus poe sadly the ohio balladeer died today
00:04:43oh no are you okay yeah sorry it's just linus poe you know he got me through high school and
00:04:50so much damn it
00:04:51every time npr plays someone's music they're dead i'm sorry god loves him too so i introduced your dad to
00:05:00linus poe
00:05:10just got a spoon thanks
00:05:24carl bardoff
00:05:27Duncan Park, hypernosis
00:05:30Big fan, super huge
00:05:33You know, hugest, it's titanic
00:05:35Uncomfortably huge
00:05:36Might mind if I sit
00:05:42Your manifesto
00:05:44Bardolph's law, that was
00:05:46Super important to me
00:05:48You know
00:05:49In a society driven by technology
00:05:52Growth will continue endlessly
00:05:54The ultimate hockey stick
00:05:57Yeah, you're on my Mount Rushmore, Carl
00:06:00Tell you that
00:06:02But you're not stone, you are flesh
00:06:04And I bet, I bet you're not done
00:06:07Not even close
00:06:12So me, I, yeah
00:06:13I co-founded
00:06:16Fafa.com
00:06:17Fafa, you've heard of it
00:06:20Nope
00:06:23F-A
00:06:23H-fa.com
00:06:27Yeah, it was huge
00:06:28In 2009 early
00:06:30But it doesn't matter
00:06:31My latest enterprise
00:06:33Hypernosis
00:06:34I mean, data analytics
00:06:37Great, great algo
00:06:39The thing is
00:06:43Cupertino wants us
00:06:45Yeah
00:06:46We're in acquisition talks
00:06:47I got leaked to the press a couple weeks ago
00:06:50So I'm not talking out of school
00:06:52But I, I think it's a big mistake taking the deal
00:06:56I mean, you know what it's like there
00:06:58Golden handcuffs, you get it
00:07:00So I was thinking
00:07:01If I could find a private placement investor
00:07:04Someone whose reputation for picking winners is so stellar
00:07:08And here you are
00:07:10I mean
00:07:12So I gotta ask, like
00:07:13How about us?
00:07:15And maybe hypernosis is how you get back in the game?
00:07:18Double rainbow
00:07:19I mean
00:07:20With a forward-facing data analytics company
00:07:22We could really make something
00:07:31What the fuck?
00:07:35The fuck is blue?
00:07:36Oh my God
00:08:08Zero day since I stabbed someone, Joanne
00:08:10Uh, who did you stab?
00:08:13This discount CEO comes to my heart
00:08:16And starts talking like I gave him clearance to speak
00:08:19So, so, uh, you stabbed him?
00:08:22It was with a fork
00:08:23He's, he's fine
00:08:25But I'm not
00:08:26All that work we did wasted
00:08:28Everything we accomplished
00:08:29You said
00:08:31Okay
00:08:31Throw it out the window
00:08:32Yes, okay
00:08:33Okay, Carl
00:08:34That's okay
00:08:35We, we, we can discuss
00:08:37All of it
00:08:38In session
00:08:39Right now
00:08:39I, I have to
00:08:41Yeah, okay
00:08:42Boundaries, you're right
00:08:43And just after mine were crossed, too
00:08:45It's okay
00:08:46Uh
00:08:47How about Thursday
00:08:49At noon?
00:08:50You gotta, you gotta believe it, Joanne
00:08:51This guy
00:08:52He's the type of guy you wanna shoot
00:08:53Right between his sniveling little wormy eyes
00:08:56But you can't
00:08:58Because you're not supposed to
00:08:59I get it
00:09:00And not your fault, Carl
00:09:01Whatever happened
00:09:02Not your fault
00:09:03Some people
00:09:04Deserve
00:09:05Maybe not
00:09:06Stabbing
00:09:07But a real
00:09:08Definitive
00:09:08I'm, I'm sorry
00:09:09I, I, I have to take this
00:09:11What?
00:09:12Do you know where Orson is?
00:09:13Oh, Ethan
00:09:14Yeah, he's at school
00:09:16Well, I was worried about the fire
00:09:18Yes
00:09:18We will work through all of it
00:09:20In session
00:09:20Joanne
00:09:21On Thursday
00:09:21Okay
00:09:23Hello?
00:09:24Ethan, I dropped him there this morning
00:09:25Well, I called his school
00:09:26And he's not there
00:09:27He's not even registered, Joanne
00:09:29What is going on?
00:09:31He's there
00:09:32I, I, I see him
00:09:33On my tracker
00:09:34Jesus
00:09:34I don't understand
00:09:35Well, you got some bad info, Ethan
00:09:37But of course
00:09:38The only explanation for you
00:09:40Is bad mother, right?
00:09:41Maybe, before drawing damning conclusions
00:09:43Open yourself up to the possibility
00:09:45That most things happen
00:09:46Because of a series of micro screw-ups
00:09:48They, they, they build up
00:09:49Like, like coral reefs
00:09:51Or, or dung beetle nests
00:09:52This is for the boy
00:09:53Dung beetle?
00:09:54I have no idea
00:09:55What you're talking about right now
00:09:57But our son is not a dung beetle
00:09:59What?
00:10:00I said he's not a dung beetle
00:10:02He's not the dung beetle
00:10:03In the metaphor, Ethan
00:10:16Stabbed with fork
00:10:17Tetanus shot
00:10:18Question mark
00:10:23Oh, God
00:10:24Oh, God
00:10:26Move
00:10:27Move
00:10:29Can you get me some antibacterial ointment, please?
00:10:32Ointment?
00:10:33Yes
00:10:33Ointment
00:10:34Of course
00:10:34Duncan, what happened?
00:10:36What's it look like?
00:10:37What's it look like?
00:10:38I couldn't say
00:10:39A rodent?
00:10:40Twin rodents?
00:10:45Hey, Captain
00:10:46Big news
00:10:48Cabinet level
00:10:49Coming to visit
00:10:51We just talked to Sekva
00:10:53Great
00:10:54What's a Sekva?
00:10:55Uh, the secretary of the VA
00:10:57She's gonna be in town this week
00:10:58So
00:10:59Yeah
00:10:59We've been working with
00:11:01Your CTO, Harper
00:11:03Turns out your
00:11:05Ganodon gizmo
00:11:07I have Ganodon
00:11:07Same tech, right?
00:11:09Can be used to identify bets
00:11:12At risk of self-harm
00:11:14Huge
00:11:15Wow
00:11:15I mean, really a godsend
00:11:17And she agrees
00:11:18So she's coming here to check it out
00:11:21Oh
00:11:21What, did you catch a fork there, Jefe?
00:11:25Lucky
00:11:25Ointment
00:11:26Please
00:11:26Listen, I would love to meet your friend
00:11:29I really would
00:11:29But I have deals to chase
00:11:31Deals
00:11:33Deals that are real deals
00:11:35Yeah, yeah
00:11:36No, I get it
00:11:37Government money
00:11:37Right?
00:11:38It doesn't flow
00:11:39But
00:11:40Thank you
00:11:40There are workarounds
00:11:41Yeah
00:11:42Fast tracks
00:11:43Huh?
00:11:45And Sekva can help with that
00:11:46She can maybe get you
00:11:48I'm telling you
00:11:49Like a half
00:11:50Up front
00:11:52To pay you
00:11:53To pay your people
00:11:53And to pay the engineers
00:11:55We're gonna need to hire
00:11:56To get you that pile of data
00:11:58Okay
00:11:59Maybe we should
00:11:59So they'll fire
00:12:00The data?
00:12:01How fast?
00:12:02Oh, fast
00:12:03Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
00:12:04With her sign off
00:12:05Matter of weeks
00:12:06Okay
00:12:06Thank you
00:12:06Thank you, Mother
00:12:08Yeah?
00:12:10You don't always get to bang the prom queen
00:12:12Sometimes it's the greasy hair girl
00:12:14With a weird curve in her back
00:12:15That's the only willing partner, right?
00:12:18Okay
00:12:18Wow
00:12:19Oh
00:12:21Yeah
00:12:24Here's what I'm thinking
00:12:26Barbecue
00:12:28Okay
00:12:31A Texas
00:12:32B-B-Q
00:12:33We red-white
00:12:34And blew the shit out
00:12:35Okay
00:12:36You know
00:12:36A pig
00:12:37On a friggin' spit
00:12:38A whole hawk
00:12:39We put it on the roof
00:12:40We get VIPs
00:12:41A DJ
00:12:42And your
00:12:43Sekva
00:12:44Yeah
00:12:44Sekva
00:12:45Yeah
00:12:45Sure
00:12:47Hypergnosis is soliciting
00:12:48A government contract
00:12:49So we have to be cognizant
00:12:51There's regulations
00:12:52I'm
00:12:53I'm
00:12:53I'm
00:12:53I'm
00:12:53I'm throwing the party
00:12:54I'm
00:12:54I'm buying the pig
00:12:55I'll get the kosher
00:12:56Yeah
00:12:56No
00:12:57We'll roll out the red carpet
00:12:58Make your secretary
00:12:59Feel like a boss
00:13:00Lucky
00:13:01Get us a hog
00:13:02Yeah
00:13:02You got it
00:13:03Great
00:13:03Great meeting guys
00:13:05I'm throwing the party
00:13:06Right
00:13:06I'll get on the horn
00:13:07Okay
00:13:08Get on the phone now
00:13:09Okay
00:13:10Having a party
00:13:35What a
00:13:36Do you
00:13:37Shh
00:13:40Orson
00:13:40Barack
00:13:41Stern
00:13:47Mom
00:13:49See
00:13:50I told you he was here
00:13:51What are you doing here
00:13:52What are you doing here
00:13:55What were you watching
00:13:58What were you watching
00:14:00Orson
00:14:02Naked
00:14:02People
00:14:03And were you
00:14:05Planning to spend
00:14:05All of ninth grade
00:14:06Jacking it off back here
00:14:10Okay
00:14:10Why did nobody here
00:14:12Call me
00:14:12He's not even enrolled
00:14:14We can't call the mother
00:14:15Of every child
00:14:16Who isn't
00:14:17A student at Las Altas
00:14:18Well I guess
00:14:19I wrongfully assumed
00:14:20That for
00:14:21Ninety thousand dollars
00:14:22A year
00:14:23On scholarship
00:14:24You could at the very least
00:14:25Keep track of him
00:14:27I'm sorry
00:14:27But when Orson
00:14:28Got home from school
00:14:28And you asked
00:14:29How his day was
00:14:31Helped him with his homework
00:14:32Okay
00:14:32Who are you
00:14:33I'm the one
00:14:33Who had to replant
00:14:34The succulents
00:14:35You massacred
00:14:36During your road rage
00:14:37Incident
00:14:37Well that
00:14:38That was an emergency
00:14:40I am a psychologist
00:14:41And I had a patient
00:14:43In crisis
00:14:45I know it sounds harsh
00:14:47But until we get
00:14:48His eighth grade transcript
00:14:49And officially enroll him
00:14:51He's not our responsibility
00:14:53He's yours
00:14:54You know what
00:14:55It's fine
00:14:56We will reach out
00:14:57To his Baltimore school
00:14:58First thing tomorrow
00:15:00And that means
00:15:00You can enroll him when
00:15:01We're on it
00:15:03We're on it
00:15:04Okay
00:15:04We're on it
00:15:05And we will get you sorted
00:15:10I am going to kill your father
00:15:14Okay
00:15:15Orson
00:15:15Let's go
00:15:16I
00:15:17I gotta
00:15:19Oh my god
00:15:20For five minutes
00:15:21You can hold it in
00:15:22No I can't
00:15:23I'm so tired of this
00:15:24It's
00:15:25It's
00:15:26It's
00:15:26It's
00:15:26It's intolerable
00:15:27Yeah
00:15:27Try being me
00:15:34Oh my god
00:15:35Duncan
00:15:37What are you doing
00:15:38Looking for something
00:15:40To avoid scars
00:15:41That's for wrinkles
00:15:42Duncan
00:15:42The fires are bearing down
00:15:44In Napa
00:15:44Okay
00:15:45I asked Rodrigo
00:15:46To hire private responders
00:15:47To use that pink fire retardant
00:15:49At a cost
00:15:50Of course
00:15:51Can you say retardant anymore
00:15:53We have insurance
00:15:54But this is our house
00:15:55It's a house
00:15:56We have
00:15:58We have other houses
00:15:59Oh okay
00:16:00You're just
00:16:00Absent
00:16:01All sentimentality
00:16:02Yeah
00:16:03I think so
00:16:06Remember our song
00:16:07At our wedding
00:16:07Remember what that was
00:16:09Yes you do
00:16:10Linus Poe
00:16:12And what other
00:16:12He died
00:16:15Today
00:16:23Are you
00:16:25Didn't even ask me
00:16:26What happened
00:16:27You got stabbed
00:16:28With a fork
00:16:29Yes
00:16:30I did
00:16:32But
00:16:32Do you even
00:16:33Want to know why
00:16:35Sure they had a reason
00:16:36Not that
00:16:36sollen
00:16:54Come on
00:16:56Go on
00:16:56Do you
00:17:02Look at
00:17:02What the hell
00:17:02Is it
00:17:05That's
00:17:05Itumes
00:17:10What the hell is going on?
00:17:13Nothing!
00:17:30Goodbye.
00:17:31Goodbye.
00:17:39Honey, how's it going in there?
00:17:40I really don't want to see another doctor.
00:17:42Your dad took you to a Baltimore doctor, okay?
00:17:46I got you in with a Stanford GI man.
00:17:49Woman, actually.
00:17:50She uses tech to create this 3D data map, diet, gut biome.
00:17:55I just don't understand the directions.
00:17:58I...
00:17:59You...
00:18:00So...
00:18:00You just...
00:18:02You poop in the hat.
00:18:03I don't want to poop in the hat.
00:18:07I'm sorry.
00:18:07Let me...
00:18:08Let me just get rid of this man.
00:18:11Please, Orson, please.
00:18:12Just poop in the hat.
00:18:14And nothing to eat after 9, okay?
00:18:16Like, I mean it.
00:18:17I mean not even water.
00:18:18Ow, this house!
00:18:20What?
00:18:21I can't talk.
00:18:23I'm in the middle of a family...
00:18:25What spider?
00:18:27Like, I'm the spider.
00:18:29I got stabbed, but I didn't die.
00:18:31I think it's a sign.
00:18:32Duncan, you only got stabbed by a fork.
00:18:34Okay, grow up.
00:18:35Move on.
00:18:36Not taking no for an answer is...
00:18:38Sometimes the answer really is no.
00:18:40If the spider could talk, he would say to me,
00:18:42Go down swinging.
00:18:44But why go down at all?
00:18:45Duncan, you're worth a lot of money.
00:18:46Go, enjoy your life.
00:18:47I don't know.
00:18:47Play pickleball.
00:18:48Take up quilting on the Riviera or wherever.
00:18:51Oh, you're incepting me, aren't you?
00:18:55Pickleball.
00:18:56Yeah, very clever.
00:18:57I hear your words behind your words.
00:18:59There are no words behind my words.
00:19:02I...
00:19:09Goddamn.
00:19:11Like you crawled out of Satan's piss hole.
00:19:15I'm all right, little spawn Satan.
00:19:20Respect.
00:19:28You're the man.
00:19:29You're the man.
00:19:39Hi.
00:19:40Can I come in?
00:19:42We can talk, yeah?
00:19:45Oh, God.
00:19:46Get off me.
00:19:50We are authorized.
00:19:51You're filming this?
00:19:53He stabbed me.
00:19:54He stabbed me.
00:19:55He's...
00:19:56Okay, okay.
00:19:57I'm fine.
00:19:58All right.
00:19:59Oh, God.
00:20:01Ascles.
00:20:03Are you laughing?
00:20:04Are you laughing?
00:20:05Are you laughing?
00:20:06You can't kill me?
00:20:07You can't kill me.
00:20:10You can't kill me.
00:20:25What the hell?
00:20:32You can't kill me.
00:20:34I'm laughing.
00:20:34You can't kill me, you can't kill me, you can't kill me.
00:20:37That's all right.
00:20:37You're was laughing.
00:20:39I'm guessing, you know what?
00:20:45Oh, your face.
00:20:47Do you need some ice?
00:20:47Yeah, floating in vodka.
00:20:48Four fingers.
00:20:49And more bunting.
00:20:50A lot more bunting.
00:20:51More.
00:20:51Yep.
00:21:04Hey.
00:21:06There you are.
00:21:07We got our problems.
00:21:08The sequence plane is still circling.
00:21:11It's delayed an hour, at least.
00:21:16Yeah, it's beautiful and awful, yeah?
00:21:19This guy's the same color, but the oil fields.
00:21:22Same smell.
00:21:23It's like, I don't know, trap grease.
00:21:26Charred flesh.
00:21:29You smell that?
00:21:30It's bacon.
00:21:32Pig flesh.
00:21:34Are you getting triggered?
00:21:36I know how to ride it out.
00:21:38I've had 30 years of practice.
00:21:40Ruffer, how we doing?
00:21:41How's it going?
00:21:42Hey.
00:21:42How's it looking, huh?
00:21:43No bunting?
00:21:44Really wanted it to be like a shock of red, white, and blue.
00:21:47You know, like Betsy Ross exploded.
00:21:50I think it's the right amount.
00:21:51Great.
00:21:52Great.
00:21:52I was thinking maybe it would be swell if we get the camera guys getting me greeting Sekhva,
00:21:56and then maybe she could go to the reporters and say how I'm a hero to heroes.
00:22:00You know, being a successful guy.
00:22:02Helping.
00:22:02Helping.
00:22:03Sure, sure.
00:22:04Listen, Sekhva is delayed, okay?
00:22:06Because of the smoke.
00:22:08No.
00:22:09Where's the know-how?
00:22:10I mean, you could blow it out with, like, one of those tactical fans.
00:22:14I don't know.
00:22:15Just do it.
00:22:16Hey.
00:22:17What happened to your face?
00:22:19What happened to your face?
00:22:21Just get her.
00:22:22Just get her.
00:22:22Hoo-ha.
00:22:23Do it.
00:22:25America.
00:22:28Don't ask people to dance, okay?
00:22:29No one's going to want to dance.
00:22:30Just, you'll look stupid.
00:22:32Wasn't going to.
00:22:33Yeah, and keep it classy.
00:22:34Nothing French.
00:22:35The caterers are not happy.
00:22:37Who is?
00:22:38They're saying they can't breathe, the smoke from the fires.
00:22:41Tell them the fires will give the meat a smoked flavor.
00:22:45You know, pork charred with old-growth giant Sequoia rub.
00:22:49You know, right?
00:22:49You don't see that on the menu every day.
00:22:51I've never seen it.
00:22:52Go!
00:22:53Great.
00:22:53Okay.
00:22:54Okay, uh.
00:22:56She's landing.
00:22:58Oh, yes, yes.
00:22:59Okay, good.
00:23:00What kind of music does Sekhva like?
00:23:01Do we can, you know, anthems, country, dubstep?
00:23:04She likes, hey, do we have dubstep?
00:23:06I actually, you know.
00:23:08Oh, uh, don't.
00:23:09Uh, flag on the play.
00:23:11Okay, um.
00:23:12And it turns out that, uh, she had two events booked tonight.
00:23:16And, uh, due to the delay, she can't make it to both.
00:23:19So she's choosing one that's not mine?
00:23:23Yeah.
00:23:24Yeah.
00:23:25You gotta be shooting me.
00:23:26You have to be.
00:23:29Okay, who's the lucky fellow?
00:23:30Hmm?
00:23:32It's, uh, it's Spookle.
00:23:35They, they do our social media stuff and.
00:23:38You know, it's a, it's, it's a big contract, actually.
00:23:40I, you know, bigger.
00:23:43Listen, just open it.
00:23:44I don't care.
00:23:45Duncan.
00:23:45Duncan.
00:23:46What?
00:23:46Maybe if you called her.
00:23:47I'm not begging the ugly girl to go out with me, okay?
00:23:50Spookle.
00:23:51Okay.
00:23:52Spookle.
00:23:53I, God.
00:23:55The guests are starting to.
00:23:56Yeah, tell them to go home.
00:23:57It's done.
00:23:58It's over.
00:23:58It's over.
00:23:59Shut it down, DJ Dipset.
00:24:00Unplug it.
00:24:01It's done.
00:24:02Party's over.
00:24:02Party's over.
00:24:03Put everything down.
00:24:04Party is over.
00:24:05Do not take photos.
00:24:07Party's fucking done.
00:24:20Big blind.
00:24:28Needed to lock in the sec pot, Tom.
00:24:31Pack her.
00:24:31Pack her.
00:24:32Pack her to a black side.
00:24:33And waterboard the pitch till you seal the deal.
00:24:36It's called salesmanship.
00:24:38I promise one drink and one go.
00:24:42Oh, look who it is.
00:24:43The architect of my bloody government contract.
00:24:49Hi, Martin.
00:24:50Hi, Duncan.
00:24:51Oh, Nena.
00:24:52Hi.
00:24:53Forgot I invited you.
00:24:56Barry, can you show Nena out and tell her guests to go home and lock the doors?
00:25:00Thanks.
00:25:15What happened?
00:25:17Oh, this, uh, investor recruitment.
00:25:22A heart now, I take it.
00:25:24Yep.
00:25:26Nobody wants Dunkey.
00:25:28Not you, not, not your VA.
00:25:32Sorry.
00:25:34There was circumstances.
00:25:36Jesus, can it go any lower?
00:25:37It's like I was benched by the wheelchair basketball team.
00:25:42The deal's not dead.
00:25:44Yeah.
00:25:47God, Martin's weird.
00:25:51Aren't we all?
00:26:00With Lily.
00:26:02Obsessively watching news over the fire.
00:26:06Yeah.
00:26:06Then she knew you were going to be here.
00:26:08Yeah.
00:26:10If we were only doing half the things she thinks we're doing.
00:26:15Such a waste, though.
00:26:18Serving sentence without committing a crime.
00:26:24This is where the engineers work?
00:26:28Messy.
00:26:30If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, what then is an empty desk a sign in?
00:26:34Einstein.
00:26:36Very good, Xander.
00:26:39Hey, let's go talk to him.
00:26:54Are you all right?
00:26:57Do you need...
00:26:58I don't know.
00:27:00Uh, water?
00:27:02Or...
00:27:03Ask if he's experiencing acute anxiety.
00:27:07Sorry.
00:27:09My...
00:27:10It's, uh...
00:27:12His name is Alexander.
00:27:14He's a...
00:27:16Friend.
00:27:17Are you with the...
00:27:18It was the VA.
00:27:20That's right.
00:27:21I'm guessing you're a veteran of war.
00:27:25First golf.
00:27:26I see.
00:27:27Did you kill anyone?
00:27:28Xander.
00:27:29The hell is this?
00:27:31Did your tour of duty end during or after Operation Desert Storm?
00:27:35Is that thing recording me?
00:27:36It's not recording.
00:27:38It's learning.
00:27:41You're teaching him about war.
00:27:44Is that all right?
00:27:46It...
00:27:47Lou, do you like to talk to him?
00:27:50Nah, I don't like his face.
00:27:52It is only those who have neither fired a shot, nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who
00:27:58cry aloud for blood.
00:28:00More vengeance.
00:28:02More desolation.
00:28:04War is hell.
00:28:08General Sherman.
00:28:10What's your name, soldier?
00:28:13Tom.
00:28:21Do you want to sit down?
00:28:29I'm just not doing something right.
00:28:35For the life of me, I...
00:28:37I don't know what it is.
00:28:41Just...
00:28:44You're Duncan, bloody fuck.
00:28:46I know.
00:28:49You're not perfect.
00:28:50But you're impossible to ignore.
00:28:55That counts for a lot.
00:29:00Go home.
00:29:03Get some rest.
00:29:04You look a morning.
00:29:05It's pronounced appealing.
00:29:09At the same time.
00:29:13I'm going to go find Martin.
00:29:15Who?
00:29:16Martin.
00:29:16I know.
00:29:35Can I help you?
00:29:38No, I'm good.
00:29:40I'm just conducting an experiment.
00:29:44Is that a therapy bot?
00:29:46Well, he's whatever he wants to be.
00:29:50His name is Alexander.
00:29:51He's AGI.
00:29:53Bullshit.
00:29:54That's years away.
00:29:56He has his own thoughts.
00:29:59Own feelings been raising him.
00:30:02Curating his intake.
00:30:03With great care and affection.
00:30:08Martin, can we go?
00:30:14What are we looking at?
00:30:18Alexander just leapt forward in real-time evolution.
00:30:25Oh, gosh.
00:30:27Hey, Anushka, have you seen Tom?
00:30:32What's happening?
00:30:33Your friend is the first real-world test case
00:30:40for a kind of neuro-companion I created.
00:30:44Fuck years.
00:30:46People are spinning.
00:31:14Did you...
00:31:17Did you do it?
00:31:19No.
00:31:21Worth it.
00:31:22You poop all the time.
00:31:24You're always pooping.
00:31:25When all of a sudden, you can't?
00:31:28It doesn't work like that.
00:31:30I...
00:31:30Sometimes I just...
00:31:32You know, I get...
00:31:34Uh, maybe...
00:31:35Go for a walk.
00:31:37Get things moving.
00:31:38You could take the dog.
00:31:42What?
00:31:44I bet if your dad asked you to, you'd poop.
00:31:46Oh, my gosh.
00:31:47Please just leave.
00:31:48Oh, my gosh.
00:31:49Watch your attitude.
00:31:50I don't like it.
00:31:56You can't.
00:31:56I don't like it.
00:32:00I just want to take the dog.
00:32:00I feel like, you can't take it.
00:32:00I feel like, oh, I should have to go.
00:32:00I said, oh, my god.
00:32:01Oh, my gosh.
00:32:01Oh, my gosh.
00:32:01I can't.
00:32:06Oh, my gosh.
00:32:08Oh, my gosh.
00:32:10Oh, my gosh.
00:32:14Oh.
00:32:33I've been thinking, perhaps I've squeezed all I can out of Cupertino, reached the edge
00:32:42of the map there if I'm being honest. Well, when you're as high and mighty as they are, easy
00:32:47to miss what's happening on the ground. Exactly. Like what you did tonight with Alexander and
00:32:56Tom. Huge, Martin. Bravo. I mean, when was the last time we saw tech help? I know tech changed
00:33:10the world. But so did the bubonic plague. Truth be told, all we actually made better. Did
00:33:22we spread knowledge? No. People used to occasionally agree on truth. Are we more tolerant of those
00:33:34different from ourselves? Please. Absolutely blew it on climate. Data centers emit more
00:33:43greenhouse gas than all of air travel. And have we made the lives of our children better?
00:33:50Provably, no. We can have Q-tips at our door in an hour. Huzzah for us.
00:33:56Yes. But you've, you've actually done something that might be different.
00:34:08The bubonic plague made way for the Renaissance and gave us Jack Russell Terriers.
00:34:17I was just wondering if I shouldn't finally collaborate with you on Alexander.
00:34:20Alexander. All right. Let's not cross streams, you know? Uh, Xander is, he's my thing.
00:34:31No, I, Martin. I know.
00:34:36You're the creator. And it could be something we can do together.
00:34:43In February of last year, you told me Xander looked like if a jelly bean had delusions of
00:34:48grandeur. When in June of this year, you asked if I modeled him on the toddler's chew toy.
00:34:57You remember?
00:35:03No?
00:35:05I do.
00:35:30No.
00:35:32No.
00:35:34Duncan.
00:35:36Duncan, the house is gone.
00:35:38Hmm?
00:35:39Early this morning, they had to abandon it. It's, oh my God, it's all gone.
00:35:52I'll build a new one.
00:35:55I don't want a new one.
00:35:58Well, you can't have what's gone, so.
00:36:03Thanks.
00:36:05So much.
00:36:08Very comforting.
00:36:11House, we got married, and what did you do? What did you do there, Lily, huh? You ate
00:36:16some pruned Danish? Is that...
00:36:19Are you being...
00:36:21Okay, are you being serious?
00:36:23Yes. Yes. Yes, I am.
00:36:27Okay.
00:36:28I'm being very serious.
00:36:29It wasn't at the house.
00:36:32Despite our arrangement. It's just your idea, by the way. I wouldn't do that.
00:36:37Where was it, Dan? Where did you...
00:36:38I told you the mud bath!
00:36:40Oh, like a pig, right? Great, great. Yeah, I guess your fear of UTIs is cured.
00:36:45You are disgusting!
00:36:47And just so you know, mud is antimicrobial.
00:36:57That house was ours! It was ours!
00:37:02What's up?
00:37:06I heard the news. I'm so sorry.
00:37:18Oh, cashmere hoodie on the bench is obviously not for wash.
00:37:27Okay.
00:37:35Come on!
00:37:39Headphones.
00:37:40Lily, since everyone, wins with headphones.
00:37:45You love his music.
00:37:46This was our first concert. What is wrong with you? Seriously?
00:37:51He's a sad cowboy goth shit. He's sad.
00:37:55Dad!
00:37:58What?
00:37:59There was a spider.
00:38:02Get up.
00:38:04Out!
00:38:05Out.
00:38:23We're gonna give him a twilight set I did for his trip.
00:38:25Yeah, okay. Might make it a little loopy.
00:38:29Well, what if I say something?
00:38:30Like what?
00:38:32I don't know, um, something that I know, that I, maybe you don't know, I know.
00:38:39Oh, sweetie. I'll, I'll plug my ears.
00:38:45Oh, yeah, here's the, um, here.
00:38:51Samples are handled by the lab tech, not lab tech.
00:38:54Oh.
00:38:55Okay, so where do I...
00:38:57Just a couple more and we're done.
00:39:00First pavilion east, one building over.
00:39:02You better get it there.
00:39:03Let go to lunch at 12.
00:39:04Pass that, we'll have to collect another one.
00:39:05Oh, yeah, and, you know, he had a lot of trouble getting the...
00:39:10Okay, well, I will, uh, take the sample.
00:39:14I, um, oh, just call me, okay, if you're feeling...
00:39:17You rushed me out without my phone.
00:39:18Oh, right. Here, have mine.
00:39:22Just call me if you're feeling...
00:39:23I'll have your phone.
00:39:25Right, okay, um, well, I'll be right back.
00:39:27So just watch a show or something.
00:39:30Don't buy anything.
00:39:31I love you.
00:39:51Where's your mom?
00:39:52She's not here, buddy.
00:40:04What?
00:40:11Ten, ten, nine, eight, seven, six.
00:40:35Uh, where the hell is 1582?
00:40:38Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, where's 1582?
00:41:06Oh, my God, please, please, I got lost, please, please.
00:41:20Look, I've been the rules for you, you're gonna tell someone, then I gotta do it for everyone.
00:41:25Look, I, you went to school to, to help people, right?
00:41:28So did I, and elbows deep in other people's shit is, is not how you thought it would go.
00:41:33I, I, I really get it, but you can help me, I, a person, and it's my son's excrement, so,
00:41:42so, two people.
00:41:45It's rules.
00:41:49Yeah.
00:41:52Rules.
00:42:00Yeah.
00:42:02Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
00:42:06Um, you don't have an extra mask, do you?
00:42:08It's, it's, it's nasty out there.
00:42:11Heaven knows me, I walk the stream.
00:42:16Ooh, yes.
00:42:19And I can't bear it evermore.
00:42:26Heaven keep me out through this dream.
00:42:34And I can't bear it evermore.
00:42:40Hey, bud.
00:42:42Little woozy, give me a thumbs up.
00:42:49Well, stay down, can't hurt if you don't remember.
00:42:56Mmm, yep.
00:43:14Joanne.
00:43:15Mm-hmm.
00:43:18Jesus, Jojo, this, it, it shouldn't be this difficult to get a hold of you.
00:43:22I, I lost, um, a friend.
00:43:27Kind of, kind of.
00:43:28Well, he, he wasn't human, but I'm still miserable.
00:43:34Okay, you picked Bard off, right?
00:43:36And it has been a disaster.
00:43:38Like, he hates me.
00:43:39I, I mean, I don't even know why.
00:43:41Because you are a bad man.
00:43:45A bad, bad, bad man.
00:43:50Is this Orwell?
00:43:53No one likes you.
00:43:58Not even you.
00:44:01I like me.
00:44:02I, did your mom say she didn't like me?
00:44:05Did she tell you that?
00:44:07Get her.
00:44:09Arrivederci, douchey, douchey.
00:44:22How the hell with this?
00:44:23Hey!
00:44:25Shit.
00:44:30You would not believe what I have just been through.
00:44:36Okay.
00:44:37Oh, my God.
00:44:40You're all done.
00:44:41Let's go home.
00:44:43You must be serving.
00:44:45Oh, my God.
00:44:46So first, that bitchy nurse.
00:44:54Is that ramen?
00:44:56Mm-hmm.
00:44:57Oh, I love ramen.
00:44:59You remembered.
00:45:03Dad never gets it from me.
00:45:05Well.
00:45:06Thanks, Mom.
00:45:08You're the best.
00:45:11What'd they put in those meds of yours?
00:45:14Oh, yeah.
00:45:15That stuff was great.
00:45:17Yeah.
00:45:18Well, enjoy the ride.
00:45:19No refills.
00:45:21How about only Tuesdays and Thursdays?
00:45:25Oh, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit.
00:45:36I, um, I completely forgot an appointment with a client today.
00:45:42It's...
00:45:43Goddammit.
00:45:44Oh, it's okay.
00:45:46No regrets.
00:45:48I was right where I was supposed to be.
00:45:52Hello?
00:45:54Yeah.
00:45:55Yeah.
00:45:57So fast.
00:46:04Well, that can't be.
00:46:08That...
00:46:09That's not possible.
00:46:13Are you sure?
00:46:17Yep.
00:46:20No.
00:46:23Yeah, I...
00:46:24Yes, I will.
00:46:24I will follow up.
00:46:32That was the lab.
00:46:40Say it.
00:46:42Say what you did.
00:46:47Well, I know it wasn't Zeus's idea.
00:46:52You gave me dog shit.
00:46:56I'm sorry.
00:46:57Why?
00:47:00Why?
00:47:02Why?
00:47:18Well, you gave me a police every morning.
00:47:18You gave anyourself each, which is horrified to us.
00:47:19Yet I lost my mom at the place.
00:47:19You're looking at that omit I go.
00:47:19And I don't see what you want.
00:47:21Heard are going to.
00:47:32Heard is gonna be smart today.
00:47:37What do you want, Duncan?
00:47:40What are you talking about?
00:47:44His name is Orson,
00:47:47and I strongly advise you to not even talk about my son.
00:47:52Do you hate me that much, Joanne?
00:47:54And if so, I'm just wondering if you wanted Bardolph to hurt me.
00:47:58Wait, was that your intention?
00:48:01I was hoping an unproductive and, if necessary, unpleasant interaction
00:48:05would, yes, lead you to see that this is not tenable.
00:48:09You needed to see that.
00:48:10You wanted him to humiliate me?
00:48:13You despise me that much.
00:48:16You are the one blackmailing me, remember?
00:48:19No, no, I offered you a partnership.
00:48:23Are you hearing yourself?
00:48:26You seriously can't be that much of a moron.
00:48:29I'm not the one who did insider trading on a stupid commercial brokerage app.
00:48:34I'm not the healthcare professional who set up cage matches between my patients.
00:48:39No, because I didn't sign up for group therapy Thunderdome.
00:48:42You threatened my livelihood, my family.
00:48:46I am only human, Duncan, and I was right.
00:48:48I knew Carl wouldn't suffer a fool like you.
00:48:50A fool?
00:48:51A fool?
00:48:55Oh, no.
00:48:57You don't actually think you're a genius, do you, Duncan?
00:49:01A lottery.
00:49:02That's how you got a college roommate.
00:49:04That's how you got Hamish.
00:49:06The actual genius.
00:49:08So, consider yourself absurdly, unjustly lucky.
00:49:16My God, you're mean.
00:49:19Well, I could be mean, too, you know.
00:49:21Okay.
00:49:22Fine.
00:49:23You want to turn me in?
00:49:24Turn me in.
00:49:25I will lose my license, yes.
00:49:27But then, you know what goes right out the window?
00:49:31Doctor, patient, confidentiality.
00:49:34You're afraid of humiliation?
00:49:36I will air all of your weird, skidmarked, filthy laundry,
00:49:41and I will gladly go down, just so long as I take you with me.
00:49:46What?
00:49:46Why?
00:49:47Why are you doing this?
00:49:48Give it up, Duncan.
00:49:50The world doesn't revolve around you.
00:49:52It never did.
00:49:53And if you talk to my child again, I swear to Christ, I will shoot you dead.
00:49:58Fine.
00:49:59I'm on my own.
00:50:00I am...
00:50:03Always was.
00:50:05Always will be.
00:50:07Yes.
00:50:09Great, great, great.
00:50:10You know what, Joanne?
00:50:11I can work with that.
00:50:13Yep.
00:50:14Stay tuned.
00:50:39God damn it, you're ugly.
00:50:51Hey.
00:50:54No one but us stupid enough to come out in the middle of this, right?
00:50:58I figured at least you might, uh, respect my persistence.
00:51:05Is that bothering you, Carl?
00:51:06Yes.
00:51:07What do you want me to do?
00:51:09Call me that coffee get us about, please.
00:51:12Oh, my God.
00:51:12He's kidding.
00:51:13He's kidding.
00:51:14We're old friends.
00:51:20You...
00:51:21I...
00:51:21Is that...
00:51:23It's Linus Foe.
00:51:25They were playing him everywhere.
00:51:27Hon, can you just turn this off?
00:51:31Come on.
00:51:36You know, a couple years back, I was, uh, worth a lot on paper.
00:51:40Almost as much as you, Carl.
00:51:42We, uh, threw this big tits-out, blow-off party, and I wanted Linus Foe to play.
00:51:48So I offered him a million bucks, and he said no.
00:51:52So I went to, uh, two million, to three million, to four million, and I thought this son of a
00:51:59bitch couldn't be bought.
00:52:02And before giving up, I went to 4.5, and he said yes.
00:52:07And Linus Foe came to my house, my own backyard, played three songs, and walked off stage, flashed me the
00:52:15bird, double-barreled in front of my employees, my co-founder, my wife, my dad.
00:52:21And he screamed, you people are fucking disgusting.
00:52:29Well, it messed me up for a while.
00:52:34And then I, uh, I finally went to therapy.
00:52:41Yeah.
00:52:43Not afraid to admit it.
00:52:45And I realized, you know what?
00:52:47He wasn't giving me the finger.
00:52:49He was giving himself the finger.
00:52:51Linus took the money, and man, that must have burnt him, because he never, he never,
00:52:55made another record after that.
00:52:58I broke him.
00:53:01Most people are weak.
00:53:03But not you, Carl.
00:53:04Not you.
00:53:05No.
00:53:07No, you're not.
00:53:08You can't tolerate bullshit.
00:53:10Didn't put up with mine, and I have scars to prove it.
00:53:13And everyone knows you had your run-ins with Cupertino, Tim.
00:53:16If I sell to them, Cupertino, my legacy would end up exactly like Linus Foe's.
00:53:21A loser who can be bought off.
00:53:25It's you.
00:53:26You.
00:53:27Not them.
00:53:28Not Cupertino.
00:53:29You.
00:53:29I need you.
00:53:31And I'm so sure of it.
00:53:347% stake.
00:53:3510% below market value.
00:53:38And I get 300 million capital infusion, market credibility, and someone I deeply, deeply admire
00:53:46whispering sweet, uncut wisdom into my ear.
00:53:50We're not just mining data, Carl.
00:53:54We're doing the important work of profiling every single human on the planet.
00:53:58And what happens after that?
00:54:00It's changed.
00:54:01Changed.
00:54:02Every single person.
00:54:03What they want.
00:54:04What they think.
00:54:05What people believe.
00:54:15Well, you're not stabbing me, Carl.
00:54:32Yes!
00:54:34Yes!
00:54:36Yes!
00:54:36Yes!
00:54:36Oh, my God!
00:54:39Ew!
00:54:56Robo-tunes, make me a song of triumph in the style of Linus Foe and put my name in it.
00:55:14The earth swung low, the sky split in two, but Duncan kept walking as great men do.
00:55:23They said you can't win, and he whispered we'll see, and the wind spoke his name through
00:55:30the teeth of the trees.
00:55:32Duncan wore no crown, no coin or creed, just the silence of hunger and the ghost of need.
00:55:41And Duncan walks forward, the rise of a king.
00:55:47Carl Bardoff is coming!
00:55:49He's one of us!
00:55:54What?
00:55:54You were here at Harvard.
00:55:56I never went to Hartford.
00:55:57You were with Duncan Park.
00:55:58What were you two up to?
00:55:59I'm getting back into the game, so thank you.
00:56:03Alvin died.
00:56:04The landlord?
00:56:05I don't want to lose our home.
00:56:08I always show Mr. Bardoff the power of noted.
00:56:12Shut up!
00:56:17What a douche.
00:56:20Forcing Barack Stern.
00:56:25Mom, what were you watching?
00:56:27Naked people.
00:56:31In episode three, Joanne tries to be a good mom.
00:56:34Oh my God, for five minutes you can hold it in.
00:56:37No, I can't.
00:56:38Orson has IBS.
00:56:40He's got difficulty with his stomach.
00:56:43It's part of the reason why he doesn't want to be a matriculating student at this place.
00:56:48It's really embarrassing for him, and it's like something he is really insecure about.
00:56:51So there's a need for parental guidance here.
00:56:56Orson needs to know that his mother has his back.
00:56:59And she shows that by sort of corralling him to a Stanford doctor.
00:57:05You get a glimpse into how he feels like his mom isn't there for him,
00:57:08and how he feels like her problems are always bigger than his problems,
00:57:11and like she matters more.
00:57:13It doesn't exactly feel like a nurturing response to his ailments.
00:57:18Samples are handled by the lab tech.
00:57:20You better get it there.
00:57:21They go to lunch at 12.
00:57:23It's another instance of someone's hubris.
00:57:27Joanne's in this case, I can fix this problem,
00:57:29confronting and colliding with reality.
00:57:33There's a firestorm going on outside.
00:57:36There's wildfires.
00:57:37The air is terrible.
00:57:38And she's going to get the poop there on time, no matter what.
00:57:42And we see this fantastic montage of her going through the hospital.
00:57:46And it's, I think, a moment where we really feel for Joanne.
00:57:50And she does this little victory dance after she convinces the lab guy
00:57:54to take the stool sample.
00:57:56Yes.
00:57:57To me, what she's saying in that moment is,
00:58:00damn it, I'm a good mother.
00:58:01You would not believe what I have just been through.
00:58:10Do you do it with this?
00:58:11Is that good enough?
00:58:12Because I need blood on this fork.
00:58:13In episode three, Duncan goes from pursuing Bardolph,
00:58:18Duncan Park, hypernosis,
00:58:19to being stabbed by him.
00:58:21Because with a forward-facing data analytics out.
00:58:29And then eventually bagging him.
00:58:31And it's all about relentlessness.
00:58:34And his teacher in all of this is a spider
00:58:38that he finds and tries to kill repeatedly in his sink.
00:58:47A spider can talk.
00:58:49He would say to me, go down swinging.
00:58:51But why go down at all?
00:58:52Duncan, you're worth a lot of money.
00:58:54Go, enjoy your life.
00:58:55I don't know, play pickleball.
00:58:56Yeah, very clever.
00:58:57I hear your words behind your words.
00:59:00There are no words behind my words.
00:59:02And ultimately learns the value of you can't kill me
00:59:06and never stop coming back.
00:59:08And that's what he does with Bardolph.
00:59:10I need you.
00:59:12And I'm so sure of it.
00:59:15Well, you're not stabbing me, Carl.
00:59:18In the end, he wins.
00:59:22One of my favorite aspects of his victory there
00:59:26is he walks out into a world on fire.
00:59:29Yes!
00:59:30Yes!
00:59:32Oh, my God!
00:59:35You!
00:59:37You!
00:59:52You!
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