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00:00:16more than physical pain i fear humiliation
00:00:21last week hypnosis i was this close to being acquired by cupertino
00:00:26our stock sword on the rumor i i i don't understand
00:00:32why why not uh well it's not happening i just found out talks were terminators
00:00:48um dougan morning remarks or uh you want to skip it i'm fine and when word gets out
00:00:55and it will my stock is gonna nose dive not to where it was before it took off but sinks
00:01:00with
00:01:00an odor of like what comes out of a frightened dog that smell just hanging around me
00:01:11i said no sorry okay how we doing hyper gnomes just got some news great news pretty
00:01:26pretty fucking cool news can't tell you what not yet
00:01:33but it's great
00:01:37good
00:01:42why they say no i have a track record i mean fa fa was a juggernaut in its time and
00:01:52i guess everyone
00:01:52assumes since i'm the man who co-created fa fa that i'm the man or the co-man and maybe
00:02:02i'm not
00:02:05and they smelled it
00:02:10when word gets out how will that make you feel and uh when do you expect that to be
00:02:18it won't be long you know people talk they tear you down and forget you ever even mattered
00:02:26the doctor patient confidentiality thing just how airtight is that
00:02:30i can't speak with anyone about what you say not unless you're meaning to do harm to yourself or
00:02:35others define harm physical harm all right uh
00:02:42i should have leaked the acquisition rumor that's on me i wanted an upper valuation before the price
00:02:49was set uh sorry it happens all the time uh yeah we also juiced our price before the
00:03:00ipo i don't know i'm not the money guy i do ideas powered by belief and belief is affirmed by
00:03:07ability if i could just sell my shares now but the sec would kill me so i'm just gonna have
00:03:16to
00:03:18sync with him surely you're not going to be poor no obviously but lily can't find out god she would
00:03:25divorce me just to secure half of it be the smart move do you think perhaps you're misjudging lily
00:03:31lily no she'd frame all my success as dumb luck you know i'd become an object lesson an adjective
00:03:39don't pull a dunk in or is that a noun oh christ what would my dad say if he could
00:03:46hear me now
00:03:48please joanne really this is strictly between us thanks okay see you next week doing the work yeah
00:04:14the stressors that drove some workers at our guanjo factory to choose to
00:04:26exit themselves out window remain unsolved well what about our supplier code of conduct
00:04:37our code their conduct were we to enforce our code anything heavy-handed opens us to charges of
00:04:46cultural elitism text anushka cupertino what would you like to say what happened
00:04:58however our position has always been human life is valuable full stop it's a cornerstone for us
00:05:18what wow thank you you picked up great thank you i cannot talk to you about this i was not
00:05:25read in
00:05:26i'm an executive here and i'm on your board recuser was mandatory okay just the acquisition door how
00:05:32how fully shut is that or are we like playfully rimming the door frame oh i would say nailed like
00:05:39a
00:05:39coffin from my understanding noosh you're you're supposed to warn me about this is this your job did
00:05:47you leak the acquisition rumor yes or no no no maybe once it's clear no acquisitions forthcoming your
00:05:54stock is going to take a ding and you'll have no one to blame but yourself okay that is just
00:05:59one of the
00:05:59branches on the tree of outcome and there are many branches a lot of leaves it's really it's really leafy
00:06:05okay so just can we focus maybe not on the dings you want to change the focus duncan change the
00:06:12story
00:06:13gladly gladly yeah how do i do that no i don't know presumably with another better story yes yes
00:06:22yes and where i'm the hero sure why not good luck with that thank you
00:06:28so
00:06:54Almost finished.
00:06:56Eat on soon.
00:07:26God damn it!
00:07:31You're done, right?
00:07:33Yeah, you're done.
00:07:54Gary, he landed.
00:07:56Early.
00:07:56Oh, no, damn it, weirly.
00:08:00Yeah, have a lunch.
00:08:02Yeah, well, bring it.
00:08:04Orson's just wandering around the airport.
00:08:06Where are my damn keys?
00:08:08You got Wi-Fi and snacks, right?
00:08:10You get to the airport.
00:08:11I told him we're already on our way.
00:08:14Well, I don't know.
00:08:16Pick up your phone.
00:08:18Gary!
00:08:19You're yelling, Joanne.
00:08:20Being hysterical doesn't make you a better parent.
00:08:23Oh, that's him.
00:08:24Honey?
00:08:25Hi, what lore's investment?
00:08:27Uh, sorry, but I can't talk.
00:08:29Unwavering confidence.
00:08:31A hat I can wear.
00:08:32I have that hat.
00:08:34Hey, Joanne, I'm looking at a light fixture.
00:08:36Can you?
00:08:37I, sorry, we talked about this, Duncan.
00:08:39You can't just call me out of the blue.
00:08:41But I have a plan.
00:08:42Listen, I point to the fabulous stock price,
00:08:44which remains fabulous for the moment,
00:08:46and I say I will sell another tranche
00:08:48in private secondary offerings.
00:08:50Who's wet for it?
00:08:51Okay?
00:08:52If I could Viagra the price and keep it up long enough,
00:08:54I could be like, suck it, Cupertino.
00:08:56Suck it and weep.
00:08:57No ding.
00:08:57All dong.
00:08:58Sorry, but if you're leveraging the high stock price
00:09:00when you know the stock's gonna fall,
00:09:02isn't that fraud?
00:09:03Fraud?
00:09:04For market manipulation.
00:09:05I mean, won't that arouse suspicion with the SEC?
00:09:07First of all, I don't know the stock's gonna fall.
00:09:10I'm not Nosferatu.
00:09:11Fraud?
00:09:12What?
00:09:14You know what?
00:09:14Instead of accusation,
00:09:16submission of validation would be nice.
00:09:18Duncan, I'm gonna have to take this.
00:09:20No, you just accused me of fraud.
00:09:21It's my son, and he is alone at the airport.
00:09:24I don't care if he's in a stranger's van
00:09:26licking lollipops.
00:09:27You do not hang up on me now.
00:09:29Goodbye, Duncan.
00:09:29No, no, goodbye.
00:09:30Nope, nope.
00:09:31Gary?
00:09:32Oh my God, it's a sandwich.
00:09:35Would you hurry up?
00:09:40Fuck!
00:09:40God!
00:09:59You are gonna love Los Altos.
00:10:01It's very progressive,
00:10:03but they're not fruity about it.
00:10:05Last year, Los Altos was the top feeder for Stanford,
00:10:09including Pali.
00:10:16You familiar?
00:10:21Did your father send you transcripts from Baltimore?
00:10:24I know he's not feeling well,
00:10:25but your tuition's normally 90 grand,
00:10:27and there's no way your dad would pay for that.
00:10:29But there was a scholarship that no one was using,
00:10:31so you'd be surprised how hard it is
00:10:33to find underprivileged youth around here.
00:10:35And as it turns out,
00:10:36your father's illness qualified as a hardship.
00:10:39So I guess he is paying for it.
00:10:43Not...
00:10:46I didn't mean in a karmic sense.
00:10:48Orson, you know I didn't mean it like that.
00:10:49My gosh, you've gotten tall.
00:10:51Can we go inside?
00:10:53I just need to know
00:10:54if your father sent the transcripts.
00:10:55It was the one thing he was supposed to do.
00:10:58He just got out of the fucking hospital.
00:11:00Whoa, whoa.
00:11:00Hey, Orson,
00:11:01we don't talk that way to one another.
00:11:03We just try to use constructive language, please.
00:11:10Okay, so, um, kitchen, living room.
00:11:14You remember where everything is.
00:11:16Well, actually,
00:11:17we have moved things around a little
00:11:18since you were last here.
00:11:20That's my office now.
00:11:21And, uh, Gary's is over there.
00:11:23Clients come around the back.
00:11:25If you see any of them,
00:11:26just ignore them.
00:11:27Some are professionals.
00:11:28Some are even kids from your school.
00:11:30All normal people.
00:11:31Just, you know, sad.
00:11:32Um, through here.
00:11:35So, uh, the room you stayed in last time,
00:11:37the ceiling has termite damage,
00:11:40and then the garage apartment flooded
00:11:42don't even get me started.
00:11:43But the, the bedroom down here
00:11:46is all fixed up,
00:11:48so whole bottom floor is yours.
00:11:51Oh, uh, Virginia,
00:11:53did you see that I,
00:11:53I left sheets on the dryer?
00:11:55I already make his bed.
00:11:57Yes, I, I, I know,
00:11:58but I, I got him sheets.
00:11:59Special.
00:12:00Special.
00:12:07Where's the bathroom?
00:12:08It's just around the...
00:12:14So nice to have you home.
00:12:16Okay, Xander.
00:12:17Just try mirroring.
00:12:20So if they smile...
00:12:23If they smile...
00:12:25Xander, can you try holding the smile?
00:12:27It's what people do.
00:12:34You can do it.
00:12:35Here, hold.
00:12:37And let it fade.
00:12:38Let it fade.
00:12:39Martin!
00:12:41Are we actually drinking tonight?
00:12:44Or just pretending to drink?
00:12:47Shit.
00:12:48Chop, chop, chop.
00:12:50I'm not dressed.
00:12:51Your clothes are out.
00:12:55Hey, Tess.
00:12:59Tess, you're right.
00:13:01I think Jana's made you mac and cheese or something.
00:13:04I have to go.
00:13:06Martin's finally inching towards a funding round
00:13:08for his little friend, Bart.
00:13:10He knows he can't keep spending our money
00:13:11on his digital child.
00:13:13But I have an actual company that needs saving
00:13:16and you're on the board.
00:13:17It's your fiduciary duty
00:13:18to come and tell me everything's going to be okay.
00:13:21Sorry, Kant.
00:13:23But you used to love to do your fiduciary duty with me.
00:13:27You're on your own.
00:13:32Martin.
00:13:49Rodrigo!
00:13:51Call the ayahuasca guy.
00:13:53And tie me.
00:14:04You look splendid.
00:14:06I'm very handsome.
00:14:08I feel like I'm cosplaying a version of me
00:14:10that would never talk to me.
00:14:11Xander said I look French.
00:14:13Take style advice from a widget or me.
00:14:15Your choice.
00:14:17Don't say widget.
00:14:23So, the Guangzhou factory.
00:14:26It's endless.
00:14:27It's 15 hours ahead, too.
00:14:29So, I might have to pop out midway tonight.
00:14:34Forgive me.
00:14:51Come and be a winner.
00:14:56Come and be a winner.
00:14:59Come and be a winner.
00:15:05Come and be a winner.
00:15:09Come and be a winner.
00:15:11Come and be a winner.
00:15:12Go and be a winner.
00:15:23I'm a puddle.
00:15:26That's it, Duncan.
00:15:28I'm a puddle.
00:15:36he's in a very sensitive place right now i'm a pilot what the hell
00:15:45he didn't think you were coming he begged me to come dad dad you don't be mad yeah um i'll
00:15:55go
00:15:57speak to dad oh my god what do you wish to say to him
00:16:09i'm rich that's great
00:16:12dad dad help me
00:16:23stay rich
00:16:39hope no one's looking out the window
00:16:46all right go on get in sheet great we're going into the world's most profitable company reeking
00:16:53that dude's cinnamon fucking patchouli
00:17:09you good yeah yeah fine
00:17:15you must be the gentleman from the va yeah that's right just here thank you
00:17:21we used to run the world jeffrey now we rent server space from the bastards who broke it
00:17:27good grief oh shit roughage
00:17:33generalissimo general don vorhees jeffrey hart
00:17:36hi nice man what are you doing here uh it's time to solve the backlog at the va well
00:17:43prepare to die with your boots on boys well about to meet with tim just met with tim
00:17:49dod arranged a conference in partnership with cupertino technology of defense
00:17:55because millionaire jagovs love these things
00:17:57yeah nice nice hey you know tell me to get lost but uh what if i spoke about our initiative
00:18:06at your
00:18:06conference and make them feel like heroes for helping the actual heroes
00:18:10maybe major marsha maybe we'll let you know okay
00:18:21maybe
00:18:23guy fired me 10 years ago
00:18:26prick
00:18:33god damn it
00:18:34hi hi hi i'm anushka batachera director of ethical innovation tim kwan corp dev jeffrey
00:18:41hart assistant to the deputy undersecretary uh tom ruffage deputy undersecretary veterans affairs
00:18:47all right oh just here yeah oh yeah sure okay but uh will the other tim be joining
00:18:59big tim only shows up when the contours are delimited uh-huh so uh you guys got a traffic jam
00:19:07needs clearing yeah we do indeed tim big tim he likes things super direct
00:19:15uncluttered right so straightforwardly what's the quamp been for us
00:19:24i'm still pretending to know what delimited contours means
00:19:29quant ben is quantifiable benefits got it yeah well i mean uh i don't know uh you're here
00:19:41you live here and you and me and jeffrey and anushka and big tim we're all here there are men
00:19:49and women who fought for us to be here and live like this you know free to make a business
00:19:58to speak
00:19:59our minds to make ungodly sums of money but for the men and the women who actually put themselves
00:20:09on the front lines to defend the socioeconomic system in which you and your company thrive i mean
00:20:16they're not even asking you for a favor in fact they want to pay you a quarter of a billion
00:20:24dollars
00:20:26it's for your help
00:20:30so us helping you do the work is kind of like i don't know um france helping your mother set
00:20:39up
00:20:39her printer you know in france but with like much much much more money than france
00:20:47yeah oh you guys get it oh yeah okay yeah we of course recognize the sacrifice of your
00:20:56your people your people they're struggling and we
00:21:03we feel that oh you feel it uh we feel it guys we feel it thank you thank you uh
00:21:11-huh must be really
00:21:12feeling it yeah well thank you anushka this has been um what's the opposite of uplifting uh
00:21:21demoralizing yeah demo i bet in these parts come on jeffrey we got other meetings
00:21:36our eleven o'clock has to postpone till next week
00:21:41uh it's major marsha boris says you're welcome
00:21:48you're speaking at the conference no
00:21:51dod will cover a junior suite at the elysium if we're all right with sharing
00:21:55you just need to reserve it on your card and they will reimburse you
00:21:58you okay with sharing a suite i'll take the couch
00:22:01no no i've been a full-time pain in the ass you deserve it damn the elysium is the shit
00:22:08i thought that god never forgive me why what'd you do to get fired
00:22:13doesn't matter now booyah
00:22:29hello honey we can hear you no bassoon during office hours
00:22:36very sorry about that carl it's fine no no no it's not this is this is your time
00:22:43well might as well fill the emptiness with bagpipes or whatever the hell that was
00:22:50lord knows i was just gonna complain anyway and who wants to hear me complain boo-hoo poor old rich
00:22:54fart we all deserve to complain not the richie's people act like we took something as if we didn't
00:23:05build everything they touch and we didn't build it to be worshipped we built it to work and it does
00:23:11work but where's our parade all i see are pitchforks and ingratitude and i gotta be honest with you
00:23:19it's starting to make me maybe a little mental would you like to starfish no
00:23:27okay yeah thank you
00:23:34great
00:23:36i'm backsliding joanne
00:23:39this shit hill came up to me at milltown my heart the one place that i could
00:23:45go to in public when that would bother speak and right before i get ready to bite into my t
00:23:51-bone
00:23:52this stivilling shit stick sits sits at my table
00:23:59and he's like oh mr bardoff you're such an inspiration
00:24:03of course he brings up bardoff's law
00:24:05he was admiring you doesn't it make you feel even a little bit good to see your legacy in action
00:24:12what i thought was something i wrote on a napkin on speed when we still have fax machines
00:24:17profits will continue to grow forever right
00:24:19infinite growth yes the logic of the cancer cell
00:24:23if i could have just reached out and throttled and just squeezed and squeezed that little shit
00:24:31licker's trachea until it buckled and his eyes popped
00:24:34that would have been a legacy
00:24:38but i didn't
00:24:41i didn't
00:24:42okay zeus
00:24:45go get it
00:24:48zeus
00:24:48come on buddy
00:24:50gotta get it
00:24:58sorry
00:25:00i'm sorry
00:25:06hey boy
00:25:07trying to teach you some new tricks huh
00:25:10a little late for that don't you think
00:25:13tricks are for kids
00:25:19one day you're
00:25:21you're chasing squirrels
00:25:22and then the next you're shitting yourself on the good persian rug
00:25:27ain't right
00:25:33sorry
00:25:35sorry
00:25:35Oh, my God.
00:26:05Oh, my God.
00:26:18Oh.
00:26:22Stop, stop.
00:26:23Hey.
00:26:29Oh, my God.
00:26:37Hey.
00:26:38Hey.
00:26:39You had a game.
00:26:40How was the game?
00:26:41Or was it a match?
00:26:42We lost.
00:26:44That's how we learn.
00:26:45Yeah, okay.
00:26:46Okay, Dad.
00:26:47Love you.
00:26:48I don't know what they're doing over there.
00:26:52Oh, look who's alive.
00:26:54Yes.
00:26:54I am alive.
00:26:56Anton came over for a session last night.
00:26:59Right.
00:26:59And it was expansive.
00:27:04You really ought to try it.
00:27:06The puke juice?
00:27:07No.
00:27:08I had a snag at work.
00:27:12A little bit more than a snag, but, Lily, my dad came to me in a vision and showed me
00:27:18a path forward.
00:27:20Right.
00:27:22Guests arrive at one, Duncan.
00:27:24Guests?
00:27:24The reception?
00:27:26Yes.
00:27:27For Beatrice, the new headmaster at your daughter's school.
00:27:30Nice.
00:27:31I think maybe a shower is in order.
00:27:33Okay.
00:27:34Oh, um, and with regards to our arrangement, and in keeping with what we discussed, I did meet someone in
00:27:45Napa at the Mabass, a Danish CFO.
00:27:50Of course, we use protection.
00:27:53Oh.
00:27:54Fun guy.
00:27:55You'd like him.
00:27:57Oh.
00:27:58Oh.
00:27:59I know Nishka was here last night.
00:28:03So, that's back on.
00:28:05You were supposed to tell me.
00:28:06No, no, no.
00:28:08She...
00:28:10That's all in the past.
00:28:11She was here as a friend.
00:28:12Right.
00:28:14D...
00:28:14Danish CEO?
00:28:15VFO.
00:28:17Okay.
00:28:18Brush your teeth.
00:28:19Okay.
00:28:19Your breath stinks.
00:28:20Yeah.
00:28:27Oh, Rodrigo.
00:28:29You're fired.
00:28:30Good one.
00:28:30No, you're fired.
00:28:31You told Lily Anushka was here last night.
00:28:33What?
00:28:33No, I didn't.
00:28:34Yes, you did.
00:28:36Lucky?
00:28:36Yeah.
00:28:37So, that dragon tattoo chick, I need that algo she did on that guy that was doing that thing that
00:28:42one time.
00:28:42Is that illegal?
00:28:43No.
00:28:44No.
00:28:44It's not illegal.
00:28:46Just frowned upon.
00:28:47Okay.
00:28:47Hold on.
00:28:48Yep.
00:28:49Lucky, are you still there?
00:28:50Yeah, I'm here.
00:28:51Okay.
00:28:51Listen to me.
00:28:52It was Napa Valley, 29th, and the mud baths.
00:28:55Got it.
00:28:56Danish CFO.
00:28:57Like, you know, birdie, birdie, birdie, birdie.
00:28:59Get me that, uh, code monkey with the pink hair.
00:29:02The none of the above with the door knocker in her nose.
00:29:04Sorry, their nose.
00:29:05Just get her.
00:29:05On it, Duncan.
00:29:11Hey, uh, Kip, get up.
00:29:13What is this?
00:29:14Get out from behind my desk with him.
00:29:16Did anyone see you sitting there?
00:29:17I don't think so.
00:29:18How's progress?
00:29:19Uh, the, uh, gentleman from the Napa mud baths is now in Copenhagen.
00:29:23Okay.
00:29:24Get him.
00:29:25What's the problem?
00:29:26In Europe, this is against...
00:29:27This is America.
00:29:28We have our own rules here.
00:29:29I mean, we play football with a football.
00:29:32Okay.
00:29:32Um, this algo is an AI-powered threat shield intended to protect people and their privacy.
00:29:37I know.
00:29:37I've seen it.
00:29:38And I find its scope annoyingly narrow.
00:29:41It synthesizes socials, biometrics, financials.
00:29:44And your current algo is just a data aggregator that can account for orphaned info sets.
00:29:49Which is fine for your corporate clients, but not performant under data rich scenarios.
00:29:56So, this is, I mean, it can capture someone's entire digital footprint in a heartbeat.
00:30:03Now you're making my heartbeat.
00:30:05Its scope is basically God's eye.
00:30:08Good.
00:30:09Super scopey, then.
00:30:10But in the wrong hands, it could...
00:30:12It could...
00:30:12You...
00:30:12Whose hands are you talking about?
00:30:14My hands?
00:30:16Hmm?
00:30:17Listen, you make a wrench, right?
00:30:19And I buy that wrench.
00:30:21Right?
00:30:23If I fix a leak or break someone's kneecap with it, it's not up to the wrench, girl.
00:30:27But my algo isn't intended.
00:30:28No, my algo.
00:30:29Mine.
00:30:30You work here.
00:30:31You developed it here.
00:30:33It is mine.
00:30:34Or do you want me to slap you with the lawsuit?
00:30:37If you did that, I would quit.
00:30:39Obviously.
00:30:39And then one of your other employees would need to be capable of supervising, which they're...
00:30:45not.
00:30:49Lucky, can you give us the room?
00:30:54I told you to fix the door.
00:30:56Sorry.
00:30:58Um...
00:30:58Mr. Park, there are rules.
00:31:00Rules are designed to keep morons in line.
00:31:02Are you a moron?
00:31:03No, you aren't.
00:31:04And think about it, okay?
00:31:05What if this algo ends up protecting evildoers when it should be exposing them?
00:31:12Hmm?
00:31:13Who's gonna...
00:31:14Who's gonna make that call?
00:31:15You?
00:31:15Every time?
00:31:18Yeah.
00:31:18How about we develop this?
00:31:20Hmm?
00:31:20I'll give you the resources you need.
00:31:24Don't you want to see the rocket you built punch a hole in the sky?
00:31:27Isn't that why you came to the valley?
00:31:30Yeah.
00:31:32Okay, so how godlike is this?
00:31:34Omniscience?
00:31:35Semi-deity omniscience?
00:31:36Omniscience.
00:31:37What's that?
00:31:38We're about to find out.
00:31:48Here.
00:31:49Spoof it from this number.
00:31:56Lili?
00:31:58I was just thinking about your young self.
00:32:01Hello?
00:32:02Hi?
00:32:04Say hi there.
00:32:05Hang on.
00:32:08That was...
00:32:09Press releases.
00:32:11Personal calendars.
00:32:11Text chains.
00:32:12Posts.
00:32:12Search engine requests.
00:32:13Shopping...
00:32:14That's a big boat.
00:32:15That's really me.
00:32:17He's handsome.
00:32:18Yeah.
00:32:19No...
00:32:20How much does he make?
00:32:24Fuck.
00:32:26Okay.
00:32:27He got a tonsillectomy when he was a kid.
00:32:30I did too.
00:32:31He likes sweet beer.
00:32:33Herring.
00:32:35Anal.
00:32:36Okay.
00:32:37Do you want more of the sex stuff?
00:32:38Cause I can tweak it.
00:32:39No, no, no.
00:32:41It's...
00:32:43Okay.
00:32:50This is, um...
00:32:54This is a thing.
00:33:00Good work.
00:33:05Hey.
00:33:07I don't know your name.
00:33:08What is it?
00:33:09Harper.
00:33:09Harper.
00:33:10Hi.
00:33:11Um...
00:33:11I can count on your complete discretion with this.
00:33:15Right?
00:33:16What do you want?
00:33:17Um...
00:33:17I want to get you something.
00:33:19I...
00:33:20What do you need?
00:33:21What do you need? Anything.
00:33:21An office of my own.
00:33:23ŃŠŗŃŠæŠµŃ.
00:33:37Tapping.
00:33:42I can't find I...
00:33:43Jameson.
00:33:44Hey, kiddo.
00:33:45What are you up to these days?
00:33:48Soccer tournament.
00:33:49Stalker tournament?
00:33:50that sound soccer soccer i prefer skiing but they have wealth connotations soccer's more relatable
00:33:58hey tessie's here somewhere you two should get together when's the last time you guys
00:34:03had a sleepover not since like seventh grade okay can you just hold that face i'm building
00:34:13an intelligent entity more of an autonomous companion for alienated teens based on personal
00:34:18data ecosystems but it has been a real slog to replicate a genuine look of bothersomeness
00:34:24thanks jamie okay just a sec sweetie sweetie next bite of the lemon square tastes exactly like the
00:34:34first yeah i don't know how many of those she's eating you try i mean it's hard it's really hard
00:34:44being involved
00:35:06honey swim first then eat just so you don't have any digestion issues in the park
00:35:11cough setters pool can we talk please our next session in the office i'd rather do it now
00:35:20duncan circumstances don't always align with our wishes
00:35:41your parents gave you a smartphone uh yeah yours don't smarts are worse than hard drugs twice as
00:35:50addictive doesn't every parent here like work on tech stuff arms dealers don't give their kids landmines
00:36:06uh
00:36:07uh
00:36:09uh
00:36:10uh
00:36:25uh
00:36:27uh
00:36:34does your mom still take your body mass index every night what was her thing like
00:36:38anything over petite and you're eight percent less likely to get into a top 10
00:36:44amazing here you're klepto now it was better pyromania and you have to repeat the 11th grade
00:36:54plus community service and i have to see dr gary court ordered triple crown oh poor tessie
00:37:03stealing the flag off the flagpole turning the exit signs into no exit signs so deep
00:37:10or just another cry for help you found me out jimmy just remember if it comes down to it
00:37:17it's across the street for attention up the road if you want results
00:37:40hello oh you're not ashamed to be seen with me what are you talking about
00:37:47everybody from cupertino tim little tim the guy's staring at me like he's trying to castrate me
00:37:54telepathically it's working too he's just gloating what why he convinced big tim to shut down the
00:38:04acquisition talks he might do after you leak the rumor what'd he say wasn't that
00:38:12but i heard he called you a dumb man's genius at least on someone's genius not everybody's asshole
00:38:20he comes to my house he comes to my house clothing that is
00:38:25how much of my stock do you own huh little tim blabs about the acquisitions snafu to any of these
00:38:30people here anyone he won't okay he won't yeah well he better not i'm just saying you stand to lose
00:38:35too i know that's why i had to firewall myself off from all of it oh and yet you still
00:38:40heard him
00:38:40call me a dumbass that just happened to get through your firewall the zinger i mean he's he's cutting me
00:38:47off at the balls here i need you to shut that shit down is it the stock you're worried about
00:38:52or your dick
00:38:54it's one in the same
00:39:19so this whole experience is you know quite
00:39:22out of the box for me yeah
00:39:27happy to get to work and bring my daughter and give her the best opportunity
00:39:31oh uh by the way lily knows you came to my session last night yeah i know i texted her
00:39:39why would you do that misunderstandings don't predict war costly and easily avoidable with a bit of truth
00:39:45well it got lost in translation she went and banged a guy in napa
00:39:51oh that is not i'm sorry no i know i know i know i know i'm sorry i just wanted
00:39:55to give
00:39:56dillian a lot of respect and agency well mission super duper accomplished don't
00:40:01it's no okay no sound like a truffle pig don't do that
00:40:18i want to officially introduce the reason we're all here an educator who took a top 50 in pasadena
00:40:25to the top five before that masters from columbia harvard before that and a terrifically underprivileged
00:40:35upbringing in chicago i knew the minute i heard her speak at the aspen education summit that she
00:40:42was the one to lead us into the future raising money off frothy numbers to sugarcoat the rotten apple
00:40:48is what built this town it's not fraud not now if not now i will do harm to myself and
00:40:54or others
00:40:56jesus
00:41:01uh goodness i um should have prepared something
00:41:07i know you're all ready for a new chapter at las altas
00:41:14oh orson hey i uh i what hey hey sorry
00:41:23oh
00:41:25i can't lead a thinker
00:41:29let's make this a great year
00:41:43hi um this is this is weird but i was in there and i i saw you take that thing
00:41:49you don't know what you're talking about bro
00:41:52oh well that guy in there he just he saw me come out of the library and you might think
00:41:56that i took it
00:41:57like ipso facto or whatever
00:42:01um
00:42:19okay so listen i'm in crisis right now this is you're looking at it
00:42:24and my therapist who's supposed to know me better than anyone thinks i'm a fraud
00:42:30okay duncan i i i didn't call you a fraud okay
00:42:34well i said what i said was that you you might be committing fraud
00:42:38what is the difference you're not a murderer you're just someone who committed murder
00:42:41and here when you use the word fraud in the valley that's kind of like saying
00:42:47good hustle
00:42:48okay i i i spoke to a lawyer friend what what what i didn't mention your name or anything
00:42:56why would you why would you talk to a lawyer what
00:42:58oh you haven't done anything about this yet acted on any of it
00:43:04i've done the analytics you know i i i i bag a high profile investor
00:43:08and then everybody forgets about cupertino and we grow we grow i'm sexy again come and get it
00:43:15but you'd have to lie to to do it it's it's it's market manipulation and it is a felony
00:43:21a felony a felony no look okay here you you came here today right
00:43:28and i'm just gonna assume to benefit your business right
00:43:31to you snarf up a bunch of potential hot shot clients and they're fucked up kids and that's
00:43:37no i
00:43:40my child is attending los altos
00:43:43you don't have a child
00:43:45you just met him
00:43:48the pooter
00:43:49okay no i'm sorry i'm sorry i think that we should be getting back to your guest
00:43:53i just had an uh-huh i did it's a really good one
00:43:55okay okay okay
00:43:58out of all your illustrious clients right maybe there is one or two in my arena or adjacent and
00:44:07that maybe their business needs aligned with mine and and maybe their personalities match
00:44:12as well and you could set us up for i don't know a lunch okay i am uh not a
00:44:17dating service
00:44:18for businessmen duncan i am a therapist and you need to respect that okay life coaches do it all
00:44:25the time i am not of i am not a life coach no no i listen i want to continue
00:44:30doing the work
00:44:31i do with you with you then i think that you need to face the discomfort of your truths
00:44:39you pumped your stock
00:44:43right
00:44:44yeah and now you want to do more
00:44:47i mean if the sec find out you could go to jail jail don't
00:44:53yeah well you wouldn't be the first ceo to end up there you make me feel worse you do that
00:45:00is not
00:45:00your job i'm pretty sure that is the opposite of your job okay this is right here this is why
00:45:06we have sessions in an office boundaries okay look i i i i apologize duncan and i am
00:45:14ending this conversation right now no hey wait listen lily's having an affair
00:45:23i'm just a bit agitated more than usual and you keep bringing up the sec
00:45:28lawyer and well i am i depend on you and i respect you there is
00:45:39there's no one else
00:45:51oh man that's a good shower yeah
00:45:56finally an ounce of respect for the va huh all right
00:46:01some legit above-board decadence yeah i just wish the meetings went better
00:46:08oh no pouting jeffrey come on no feelings in a firefight smell this
00:46:16bergamot smells good yeah earl gray right
00:46:21oh come on look around we're doing okay i'm gonna do my pitch tonight
00:46:26all the wigs will be there the big ones the little ones
00:46:29oh yeah i will make my case i'll be passionate
00:46:33i'm great when i'm passionate
00:46:38do you want to help me get passionate
00:46:45uh tom yeah what about the behavioral health forum in fairlawn huh backseat of that car
00:46:53yeah i got you drunk cross the line sorry but you know if i'm being honest
00:47:02not sorry i wasn't that drunk
00:47:10but uh
00:47:14yeah
00:47:14yeah
00:47:16yeah i was younger once you know no no handsomer no no no
00:47:21all the officers wives wanted me yeah you wanted the officers
00:47:26yeah
00:47:28you're still handsome
00:47:30and my boss
00:47:33yeah right
00:47:34yeah
00:47:39you're gonna be great
00:47:40you know
00:47:42you can get some
00:47:43wow
00:47:46y'all didn't invent moving fast and breaking things
00:47:49we did
00:47:51we need to be agile
00:47:53and america is the greatest startup of them all
00:47:56the future is coming
00:47:58we like that startup energy
00:48:02we're gonna require our contractors to look over existing
00:48:06and let us know
00:48:08let's go to the movies
00:48:18born from carbon woven composite skin
00:48:21wonderful speech general
00:48:23i'm afraid we're gonna have to bump mr roughage
00:48:25we pay overtime if we go even a minute over
00:48:27but wait
00:48:28since he wasn't part of the original program
00:48:32is he gonna have trouble reimbursing his room
00:48:34yeah
00:48:35that's twenty one hundred dollars a night
00:48:37i mean you could lie
00:48:40say you spoke
00:48:41just don't get caught
00:48:42don let me say my piece
00:48:44five minutes
00:48:45that's it
00:48:45it's not about being reimbursed
00:48:47it's for the vets
00:48:48i find it best to
00:48:50leave these decisions
00:48:52to major marsh
00:48:55you son of a bitch
00:48:58you set me up to fuck me down
00:49:00how long are you gonna hold a grudge
00:49:03you know what
00:49:04to hell with this
00:49:06i'm speaking
00:49:07you can just try and stop me
00:49:10you can just try and stop me
00:49:11no
00:49:11oh
00:49:11wait
00:49:12wait
00:49:12get me
00:49:17okay
00:49:19okay
00:49:21okay
00:49:41Hey, handsome.
00:49:42Hey, Dad. How's it going?
00:49:44Not bad. Not for an old geezer.
00:49:47How's it going there? When did school start?
00:49:49Day after Labor Day, I think.
00:49:53This place just feels like a weird simmaculum of life.
00:49:58Simulacrum.
00:50:00Simulacrum.
00:50:01There's these clients who pay to come see Mom and Gary on the hour.
00:50:05It's so weird.
00:50:06And there's this one guy who's worth like a bazillion dollars,
00:50:08but he's the saddest man you've ever seen.
00:50:11The world there is not the world.
00:50:16Your mother loved it. I did not.
00:50:18Yeah.
00:50:20I really want to come home.
00:50:22Soon.
00:50:23December 19th.
00:50:25The day the semester ends.
00:50:27And I checked on the 21st,
00:50:29BSO's playing Berlioz's Symphony Fantastique.
00:50:32Berlioz.
00:50:34Worst case scenario,
00:50:36you do both semesters out there.
00:50:45It works.
00:50:54What do you think?
00:50:56Shit.
00:50:57Shit.
00:51:03Oh, my God.
00:51:28Oh, my God.
00:51:58It's a cesspool of idiots.
00:52:01Guys like me and you making a median wage.
00:52:05Guys who actually make this country run.
00:52:09Mm-hmm.
00:52:10Who need to know what they're doing or else people, real people, will suffer.
00:52:16I mean, what do we get for keeping the wheels on the bus from falling off?
00:52:20Why did, uh, Voorhees fire you?
00:52:24I don't know who remembers.
00:52:28I might have bought them for a son.
00:52:32Don Jr.
00:52:35That's what he wanted to be called.
00:52:38Yeah.
00:52:38Wow.
00:52:39Oh, I know.
00:52:40They're military.
00:52:41Like, and should I be all gung-ho like war's my jam?
00:52:44Or is it like, oh, we don't talk about blood and guts and stuff like that?
00:52:49Just be yourself.
00:52:51Who else would I be, huh?
00:52:53Duncan, this is the story you need.
00:52:55Yes.
00:52:55Right, righto.
00:52:56Once more on to the beach.
00:52:57Bye.
00:52:59Hey.
00:53:00Go back to D.C.
00:53:02I need you there.
00:53:04Keep an eye on the jackals.
00:53:06They see safety net and all they think is, where'd I put my scissors?
00:53:09You're staying.
00:53:10Yeah.
00:53:11You hate it here.
00:53:13I hate it everywhere.
00:53:14I complain so much.
00:53:16I've lost track of where things fall on my color wheel of shit.
00:53:20It's all one big brown smear.
00:53:23You'll be pointing D.C., okay?
00:53:26We'll talk every day.
00:53:28Mr. Ruvage.
00:53:29Duncan Park, CEO, Hypernosis.
00:53:32Data analytics.
00:53:33I hear you need a data man to help our fighting men in uniform.
00:53:38And women.
00:53:39Can I get you a round of drinks?
00:53:41Uh, yeah.
00:53:43Yeah, two of those.
00:53:44Gentlemen, what can I, what can I do for, I am sorry, I don't, is it the army?
00:53:51Is it the navy, marines?
00:53:54Air force and coast guard, too.
00:53:57Cowabunga.
00:53:58Right?
00:53:58I mean, what can Hypernosis do to help us win our next war?
00:54:03Uh, well, it's really the last war we're still fighting.
00:54:08Okay, of course.
00:54:10Of course.
00:54:11Tracking down the terrorists.
00:54:13So you give us your satellite feed, your secret files, and we meld that with our data.
00:54:18We cross it.
00:54:19We blend it.
00:54:20We dig into it.
00:54:21We find the patterns.
00:54:23We find your bad guys, and you just, you just pull the trigger.
00:54:26Done.
00:54:26Win-win.
00:54:27I mean, not for the guys that you're blowing up, but no, they're kind of into it, too.
00:54:31It's their martyrdom.
00:54:32So it's actually a win-win-win.
00:54:36That's sort of the slogan for Hypernosis.
00:54:39Ah.
00:54:39Um, it's just, what?
00:54:43We represent America's veterans.
00:54:45We're the VA.
00:54:58How'd it go?
00:55:01What's the matter?
00:55:02Duncan, slow down.
00:55:06I told you they were from the VA.
00:55:08You said military, okay?
00:55:10I need a sexy new client, not old urine-soaked vets with their weird hats and broken brains.
00:55:17I thought you got that.
00:55:18Sorry I hooked you up with a bloody government contract.
00:55:20There are more than one kind, okay?
00:55:22More than one kind.
00:55:23There are self-bombers and secret agents, and then there's distributing colostomy bags in tent cities.
00:55:28These men and women, they fought so that, so that we, we here could be free here.
00:55:37I admire them.
00:55:38And I, I've seen the alternatives.
00:55:40But I chose to make a life here, and in spite of its flaws, I'm grateful.
00:55:44Well, then you should have had Cupertino be their hero, okay?
00:55:47My company is not your ethical laundromat, okay?
00:55:51I have a reputation, okay?
00:55:57I know it's not great, what people say about me, but, but this is not, this is not the story
00:56:04I needed, okay?
00:56:06This is just, this is goodwill fuckery, and your buddy, Little Tim.
00:56:10Little Tim, that's exactly what he's gonna say when he leaks the acquisition fail.
00:56:16No.
00:56:17Yes, yes it is.
00:56:18I, I, I see how that guy looks at me.
00:56:21Like, like, I'm lying in a ditch with my asshole sticking up inside out so he can drive up with
00:56:27his bodies and go, like, hey guys, isn't that Duncan Park in that ditch with his asshole sticking up inside
00:56:34out?
00:56:34Well, yeah, I know how people are.
00:56:36Because I'm one of them.
00:56:39I'm a person, and I'm like that.
00:56:41So you're walking away?
00:56:43You're goddamn right, and you're gonna tell the VA guys.
00:56:45That is your punishment, okay?
00:56:47Just put them out of their misery.
00:56:49They've probably been to more funerals than birthdays anyway.
00:56:52They can take it.
00:56:53Thanks.
00:57:20You gotta be kidding me.
00:57:29Um, before we start, I think it's important to ensure your commitment to the doctor-patient confidentiality thing.
00:57:38You know everything about me, as it should be.
00:57:41And as you know, I have trust issues.
00:57:46Duncan, where are we going with this?
00:57:49Easier to hear me out.
00:57:51Well, um, on May 7th, you missed a session due to the flu, but you were actually getting varicose veins
00:57:59removed.
00:58:01Hypognosis, my company, we harvest your data every time you click agree,
00:58:06and then we put that all into an algorithm that would make the Patriot Act blush.
00:58:11Anything, everywhere, anybody.
00:58:14I know, all that godlike knowledge, and still, Cupertino didn't want us.
00:58:19The thing is, we're not all that unique.
00:58:23The amount of companies with as much or more capability than the NSA would give you nightmares.
00:58:29Here, Russia, China, India, they all have what I have on you.
00:58:34Well, if they only cared to look.
00:58:36Duncan, um, I fear that you, you may be having a psychotic episode.
00:58:43Half of it's public filings and court cases, like how you and your ex-husband both try to dodge custody
00:58:47of the kid.
00:58:49Pretty sure little Orwell would love to hear that.
00:58:55Okay.
00:58:57Okay.
00:58:58You need to leave.
00:59:01Right now.
00:59:02You need to face the discomforts of your truths, Jojo.
00:59:09When I told you my company was in trouble, within 53 seconds of me leaving this office, you sold your
00:59:15shares.
00:59:15And I was like, what?
00:59:17That hurt.
00:59:18No faith in Dunkey?
00:59:19And then I asked myself, I was like, why did she have shares in my company?
00:59:25Sounds like a conflict of interest.
00:59:27No?
00:59:28Oh my goodness.
00:59:29Could it be?
00:59:29Yes.
00:59:30Yes, it is.
00:59:32You've been running a magnificent scam on all your high-end, blubbering billionaire clients.
00:59:37You, the trusted repository of the Valley's ultimate insider information.
00:59:43VC agonizing about an upcoming earnings call sell.
00:59:46CEO hopes his wife finally respects him after an upcoming secret merger.
00:59:51Bye.
00:59:53What's the harm?
00:59:54Except it's a felony and you can go to jail for it.
00:59:57Duncan, this is madness.
00:59:58You are confabulating and it's a concern.
01:00:02That superior tone is something I really would like you to work on.
01:00:07Sit.
01:00:09Sit, please.
01:00:12We're both flawed human beings, you and I.
01:00:16With your degree, you could have chosen to help filthy city urchins with their nasty demons.
01:00:21But no, no, no, you planted yourself in the single richest enclave in America to help cure the scourge for
01:00:28performance anxiety.
01:00:30Sudden wealth syndrome?
01:00:31No.
01:00:33You profited.
01:00:35It really is okay and you'll still profit.
01:00:38Me too.
01:00:41Because you're going to ditch all that life-giving dirt to me.
01:00:46Not today, though.
01:00:47No.
01:00:48Today, I feel comfortable.
01:00:51Earthed.
01:00:53There's level ground between us.
01:00:56Feels better, right?
01:00:57So can we please, just, please, talk about my dad?
01:01:21Hello?
01:01:24Hello?
01:01:38You are inviting a pushback that is going to feel like the wrath of God.
01:01:44Dad, you're like having a breakdown.
01:01:49Hypergnomes, assemble!
01:01:51We're going to make money.
01:01:53Ten million data points on every person from birth.
01:01:56You're not predicting behavior.
01:01:58You're steering it.
01:02:00Your algorithm says all that?
01:02:03Yes!
01:02:04That's the kind of tech that could help people.
01:02:07My patients have dangerous, violent tendencies.
01:02:11I just want to crush them.
01:02:14So what is your deal, bro?
01:02:17I know tech changed the world, but so did the bubonic plague.
01:02:21I don't get it.
01:02:22You're bot.
01:02:23Is it a moron?
01:02:24I mean, is it based on a moron?
01:02:28You do not want this guy running your company.
01:02:30Hey!
01:02:34Prepare to have your mind blown.
01:02:40Welcome to the table read of The Audacity.
01:02:43First block.
01:02:46It's about to get real.
01:02:49the audacity episode 101 we follow a silicon valley ceo duncan park 40s biohacked and bespectacled
01:02:58in episode one the first thing that i wrote down was duncan's opening line more than physical pain
01:03:04uh i fear humiliation and it felt like it was being said to somebody in confidence angle on
01:03:11dr joanne felder psychologist 40s she kind of runs the valley's mindset or the psychology lost
01:03:19man children it became a question of how can we make this relationship more than just therapist
01:03:25patient they started the season a little bit in performance of themselves especially joanne she's
01:03:30like playing the good therapist when word gets out how will that make you feel and uh when do you
01:03:38expect that to be let's see what happens when you are a powerful person discussing corporate secrets
01:03:44successes and failures in a therapeutic setting and what does the therapist do with the information
01:03:50which is essentially insider information really this is strictly between us
01:03:58schmuck it was fun also doing some therapy scenes with zach would you like to starfish no
01:04:03okay yeah thank you bardolph is he's an angry man and very resentful and feels like he's never
01:04:12gotten his flowers that he deserves as being one of the pioneers of silicon valley his main problem is
01:04:19greed like most of the characters doesn't it make you feel good to see your legacy in action
01:04:28mardolph's law is something i wrote on a napkin on speed when we still have fast machines
01:04:33the doctor patient confidentiality things is how airtight is that i can't speak with anyone about what
01:04:39you say not unless you're meaning to do harm to yourself or others i grew up in a house with
01:04:45a psychiatrist
01:04:46and a therapist with their offices in the house and i could hear the patients i was a teenager
01:04:53and i chose not to listen to them because they were mostly really boring but i could listen to
01:04:58them it's that sort of funny faith that this room's a safe space why what's so safe about it when
01:05:05i told
01:05:06you my company was in trouble within 53 seconds of me leaving this office you soldier shares these two
01:05:12seemingly are so different but then they actually have a lot in common she is shown to be somebody with
01:05:20ethical lapses who cuts corners herself it really is okay and you'll still profit me too because you're
01:05:27gonna dish all that life-giving dirt to me end of episode
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