#video #The Boys - Season 5 Episode 1
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00:00:05in a world of chaos some things never change that good will always win you say the fuck back
00:00:12i'm on a laser you god damn it that love conquers all i'm your father not him
00:00:18and that heroes will answer the call to protect
00:00:28i want to flip a train he's right there he's ready when i carried your ass to the er that
00:00:33felt better
00:00:34than anything that i had ever done at vol the answer to all our prayers a virus to kill soups
00:00:40somebody's been running tests to make the virus strong enough to kill homelander would evolve into
00:00:46something super lethal global fucking pandemic what's in the genocide between friends
00:00:51fuck off and let me die in peace with you the seven is getting even stronger put your hands
00:00:56together four firecracker i am not sexually attracted to you it's not loyalty i'll do anything for you
00:01:03and sister sage she's the world's smartest person fascist the people will tear it apart themselves
00:01:10and you get to swoop in like caesar like caesar once he's in office we need to invoke the 25th
00:01:17amendment who's handling all this i fucking am when homelander chucks all the starlighters into
00:01:21internment camps you're cool with that you didn't know about the camps you're gonna help us take
00:01:25down vod and homelander no deals
00:01:30newman would have been a shit patsy so i want another way speaker of the house calhoun he's next
00:01:35in line with you president he'd like to pledge his allegiance to you now that we have full legal
00:01:39authority veritable army of superheroes will be called upon to route these traitors from our government
00:01:44from our streets america will be safe again to the starlighters i'm coming for you because today
00:01:51a new age of superheroes begins you were my first call you gotta be fucking kidding me this whole time
00:02:06well
00:02:14yeah
00:02:16yeah
00:02:31USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!
00:02:39Thank you. Thank you. Thank you and welcome
00:02:44to the Vaught International Annual Meeting of Shareholders.
00:02:52Okay, give me my firecrackers.
00:02:55Places, ladies. Places. Let's go. Let's go.
00:02:58Hop to it. Let's go. Come on.
00:03:01Stay in line. Keep it tight.
00:03:28Starlighters running wild. Starlight herself on a vicious murder spree. But we said no. We said enough. We said not
00:03:38in America. And together, we soared into a new Golden Dawn.
00:03:53Stop!
00:03:56Designated to Starlighters, a terrorist organization.
00:03:59I'm a hero for proudly serving the Armed Forces, thanks to the new Chairman of the Joint Chiefs, General Mayhem.
00:04:06The minimum is up 21%. G-Man, days passed from the future, has grossed over $2 billion. Do not get
00:04:16me started on the EBITDA margins.
00:04:18But all of this, the most important truth is a safer, more God-fearing nation. Our nation!
00:04:33Yes!
00:04:36Yes!
00:04:37Yes!
00:04:37We just fell with that little bitch Starlight tried to do on our southern border.
00:04:41Got it.
00:04:41Is there no depth to what that little wolf-
00:04:45I'm wondering, Queen Mayhem, for the gods of theveness.
00:04:49Take these two!
00:04:50No, no.
00:04:50Trust these two, please!
00:04:51No, what? So they can tell the world that we left the rest of them to fucking die?
00:04:55Come on!
00:04:56No, Mayhem. No. You stay back. All of you, stay back.
00:05:00You stay the fuck back and I'll laser you, goddammit!
00:05:03I'll laser every fucking one of you!
00:05:05No!
00:05:06What the fuck?
00:05:35This was an AI-generated disinformation campaign period, and the American people have the good sense to call out a
00:05:42lie when they see-
00:05:44Stay back! You're on laser every fucking one of you!
00:05:49Stay back!
00:05:51I'll laser every-
00:05:53Ladies and gentlemen, the Vice President of the United States.
00:06:04Tough day.
00:06:06Sad day.
00:06:07When a great American like Homelander is attacked with lies.
00:06:11This so-called Flight 37 video is an obvious deep fake put out by Marxist Starlighters.
00:06:16Let's open it up.
00:06:20Chris Hayes?
00:06:20Vice President Barrett.
00:06:22Look, Chris, I know exactly what you're thinking. Literally.
00:06:25And no.
00:06:26Just because I happen to be a super-abled American does not compromise my objectivity or allegiance to the U
00:06:30.S. of A.
00:06:31That is exactly the kind of super-phobic question that kept me in the closet for so long.
00:06:36Honestly.
00:06:37Do better?
00:06:38What about your so-called freedom camps? The Starlighter dissidents?
00:06:41More clickbait.
00:06:43I mean, who doesn't love freedom? And camp.
00:06:45We knew this would happen sooner or later. We've been ready.
00:06:49In the last 24 hours, we have flooded the zone with so much disinformation, people can't tell their clit from
00:06:54their collarbone.
00:06:55The share price is only down half a point. Besides that, damage is minimal.
00:07:00What's this?
00:07:01That is a Gutenberg Bible. Martin Shkreli sold it to me at discount.
00:07:05You're really on top of the world, huh?
00:07:07Peter Thiel. The Obamas calling you for advice.
00:07:13That everyone loves you.
00:07:15You can't really think I care.
00:07:17Maybe you didn't used to.
00:07:19It's all for you. Higher the share price, happier the billionaires.
00:07:22The more you get to do whatever the fuck you want to do.
00:07:25Are you aware that NNC is calling me a murderer?
00:07:29Saying that maybe I even did something to, uh, my son?
00:07:37No, everyone knows that Ryan is...
00:07:41Sorry, that he is at boarding school in Svalbard.
00:07:46That story's holding. We're good.
00:07:49And how about you, Sage? Are you... good?
00:07:56I'm sorry?
00:07:57You're not distracted at all after Thomas Godolkin dumped you?
00:08:00You're not numbing the heartache by stabbing your brain?
00:08:04No.
00:08:05Then just tell me, how did Starlight get in the building?
00:08:13I was humiliated!
00:08:16It's that people don't hate me enough!
00:08:18Your numbers are north of 96.
00:08:20Anyone can smile for the pollsters, sure,
00:08:22but millions of them are still Starlighters in their hearts.
00:08:26Word counts.
00:08:27Have you seen the memes?
00:08:29Have you seen the memes about me?
00:08:33Posting them should be a crime.
00:08:36Yes, but we can't go...
00:08:41Oh, you're serious.
00:08:42Uh, sir.
00:08:43Okay.
00:08:45Ongoing conflict is useful to us.
00:08:47It keeps people afraid.
00:08:48Shut up. No, no, no, no, no, no!
00:08:51You promised me Caesar.
00:08:53He was stabbed by his best friends.
00:08:55Well, I can relate to that.
00:08:56But I need people to be devoted.
00:09:00To me.
00:09:02May I speak freely?
00:09:03Give it a shot.
00:09:04I told you.
00:09:05No matter how much power you amass,
00:09:08it will not make you happy.
00:09:15You know what's gonna make me happy?
00:09:19I think I'll be happy when Starlight and William Butcher are corpses.
00:09:29I want it leaked that in three days we are going to execute Hugh Campbell, Milk, and the French one.
00:09:39That'll draw out Starlight and Butcher, and that I will take care of this once and for all.
00:09:45Consider it done, sir.
00:09:51Let's go.
00:09:53Let's go.
00:10:07Let's go.
00:10:09Let's go.
00:11:01Do you mind being more careful?
00:11:10Also, tears of any exploits.
00:11:14Enjoy.
00:11:37Put it on my friend.
00:11:42No!
00:11:47No!
00:11:49No!
00:11:51No!
00:12:02Luis, la bebida.
00:12:18And he got the flight 37 with you out.
00:12:21Huh?
00:12:25That's all you have to say.
00:12:31No!
00:12:34No!
00:12:39No!
00:12:39No!
00:12:39No!
00:12:40No!
00:12:42No!
00:12:44No!
00:13:08Hello, Dad.
00:13:13Billy.
00:13:21You are a wanted man.
00:13:23What are you doing here?
00:13:25On a bit of a layover.
00:13:28Thought I'd pop in.
00:13:30Say hello to Lenny and Mum.
00:13:35Proof is no God, innit?
00:13:38She's dead, and there you are.
00:13:42Thriving with arse cancer.
00:13:53Does it hurt when you take a shit?
00:13:54Fucking hope so.
00:13:56I didn't know how to get hold of you about the funeral.
00:13:59I noticed an empty spot next to them at the churchyard.
00:14:02You don't think that's where you're going, do you?
00:14:04I paid for it.
00:14:04People like you and me don't get to spend a turn at him with the likes of them.
00:14:10What did you come here for?
00:14:12Torture old man, eh?
00:14:17Where did you find that?
00:14:18In the attic.
00:14:20Reminds me of him.
00:14:29Five fucking weeks Lenny practice that rings trick.
00:14:33I still remember the look on his face when he went.
00:14:37So fucking chuffed.
00:14:41And then he come home.
00:14:45And you called him a little poof.
00:14:50Well, never looked at us again, did he?
00:14:53Why you here?
00:14:55Huh?
00:15:05There's no need to get angry.
00:15:07Oh, I ain't angry.
00:15:10I'm bleeding grateful.
00:15:11All the times you knocked the shit out of me, gave me the belt or whatever.
00:15:16Made me who I am.
00:15:19Made me just like you.
00:15:21I'll show you.
00:15:24Son.
00:15:25Please.
00:15:26I know.
00:15:28I ain't got long to go.
00:15:31It's a waste of time.
00:15:33I know.
00:15:35But it'll give me a good fucking laugh just to hear you scream.
00:15:40You don't...
00:15:42You don't gotta change nothing.
00:15:51Who says, I wanna change?
00:16:05What's the matter with you?
00:16:07What?
00:16:08Your heart's pounding.
00:16:11Are you scared?
00:16:13No.
00:16:14I just love being at work.
00:16:15It's exciting.
00:16:16Room temperature like you like.
00:16:23Reach out.
00:16:29I want an 8 o'clock at Jean-Georges.
00:16:32Tell him it's for me.
00:16:33Move that Elon interview to Thursday.
00:16:35Tell Jerry I said fuck off.
00:16:37He wants to trim the budget.
00:16:38How about going after a show that isn't his biggest fucking hit?
00:16:48Howdy there, boss.
00:16:50Don't you look bashing today.
00:16:52Well, my whole life has been dedicated to saving these people, and yet their hearts are fluttering like fucking rabbits.
00:17:04Why?
00:17:05Why?
00:17:05What are they hiding?
00:17:06Oh, they ain't hiding nothing.
00:17:09I know they just look up to you is all.
00:17:20Meanwhile, your heart's wheezing away like it's made of ham and cigarettes.
00:17:23Sir, I'm so, so sorry.
00:17:25I don't want to be making milk.
00:17:26I do more than anything.
00:17:29Them pills just janked up my ticker so awful.
00:17:34They were killing me.
00:17:46How'd you catch them red-handed?
00:17:48Our enemies have started using bleeding-edge technologies like AI, which means artificial intelligence.
00:17:56So Starlight did use that dang-fangled AI.
00:18:00First she went and deep-faked Thomas Gadolkin himself.
00:18:04Yeah, but did anyone actually believe that?
00:18:06I mean, how stupid does she think we all are?
00:18:09To cover up her slaughter of innocent young heroes that got you.
00:18:13Then she went and AI this so-called Flat 37 video.
00:18:19Oh, God, sloppy word.
00:18:21If we freeze it here, yeah.
00:18:25I mean, last I checked, I do not have seven fingers on one hand.
00:18:29Now, isn't that what they refer to as the uncanny valley?
00:18:34Yes, it is.
00:19:02You're just really one.
00:19:03I think we have to imagine drinking and living with.
00:19:04Precisely.
00:19:07You would be so confident.
00:19:11You're welcome.
00:19:13We're here.
00:19:14We're here.
00:19:17I'm going to go ahead and open it.
00:19:17I'm going to go ahead and open it here.
00:19:17You're here.
00:19:18I'm going to die.
00:19:18You are going to be there.
00:19:19Okay.
00:19:35Oi.
00:19:39Knock it off.
00:19:40I ain't here for you, you dozy bin.
00:19:43They're after Frenchy.
00:19:45Vought's gonna do him,
00:19:47Huey and Em.
00:19:48In 72 hours.
00:19:53Look.
00:19:55I know you don't trust me.
00:19:57The French is a dead man.
00:19:59We ain't got time to fuck about.
00:20:00No, I got CIA at Gulfstream.
00:20:02Gassing up a plant now.
00:20:05Will's up in an hour.
00:20:14Smile, Camper.
00:20:16It's a new day and a new chance to learn the truth.
00:20:19Meaning of freedom.
00:20:21Ivy, you can't talk like that.
00:20:22Huey, none of the FBSA people are ever getting out.
00:20:26It's hopeless.
00:20:29Look, I should be the last guy who has any hope.
00:20:31I've been strangled by Ezekiel.
00:20:33I've been hunted by noir.
00:20:35Chased by sharks inside of a whale.
00:20:37Shot at by Russians.
00:20:38Almost blown up at hero-gasm.
00:20:40And laser-dead bought on ice.
00:20:42Look, the point is...
00:20:43Oh, and one time I had to sit naked on a chocolate cake.
00:20:46It's a long story.
00:20:46The point is, by all sane logic, I should be dead.
00:20:50Or crazy. Or both.
00:20:52Then why aren't you?
00:20:54Because if you lose hope in here, you're not gonna make it.
00:20:56Hey! Get down!
00:20:58Fuck you!
00:20:59Jesus.
00:21:00Hey! Get down!
00:21:02Get the fuck down!
00:21:03I said fuck you!
00:21:05Come down right now!
00:21:06Hey! Hey!
00:21:07Hey!
00:21:22See?
00:21:25He gave up.
00:21:28What about you?
00:21:29For God's sake, sir.
00:21:38Bitches like Starlight make you weak.
00:21:41That's why I cut out all women.
00:21:42No love.
00:21:44No sex.
00:21:45No problems.
00:21:46And literally, bro,
00:21:48I have never felt manlier.
00:21:50Think about this.
00:21:51Okay.
00:21:52Romance.
00:21:53Flowers.
00:21:54Cuddling.
00:21:55Kissing.
00:21:55That's beta male shit, bro!
00:21:58That's super gay.
00:21:59Who am I, right?
00:22:01B-b-b-breach!
00:22:03Yes.
00:22:04And you know what?
00:22:04As for Starlight's little AI video stunts,
00:22:07she did,
00:22:08whatever that baby-murdering
00:22:10three out of ten
00:22:10thought she was gonna do,
00:22:12it didn't work.
00:22:13Oh, bollocks.
00:22:15Half a bottle of rum,
00:22:16and you're a solid five out of ten
00:22:18any day of the week.
00:22:19What the fuck are you doing here?
00:22:24Can we go?
00:22:26Oh, wow.
00:22:29Your skin is so oily,
00:22:30like hugging a McRib.
00:22:32Did you just...
00:22:34How?
00:22:34Fucking speech therapy,
00:22:36and fucking therapy therapy,
00:22:37and so much fucking TikTok.
00:22:39Well, you sure sound like you're on TikTok.
00:22:41Sixteen hour flight,
00:22:42and not a fucking peep.
00:22:43Cause all you can say is,
00:22:44oi, oi, oi, cunt, cunt, cunt.
00:22:46Like the better with a mouth shut.
00:22:48Where have you been?
00:22:49Vought got tired of me ripping off their guards' faces,
00:22:51so they deported me to Manila.
00:22:52I tried to sneak back once in the wheel well of a 747,
00:22:55but I fell out at 10,000 feet.
00:22:57Oh, man.
00:22:58That took a hot minute to regrow.
00:23:00They found my asshole like a mile away.
00:23:04How did you find me?
00:23:05Oh, ways and means, love.
00:23:07How many men you down?
00:23:08How many does it look like?
00:23:13It's all right, love.
00:23:15Nothing to be scared of.
00:23:16I've seen what your chest full of murder decks can do.
00:23:18So, are you still dying, hopefully?
00:23:21No.
00:23:22Hearty inhale.
00:23:23See, that's a mistake most people make.
00:23:25They try to fight the cancer.
00:23:27Nice one putting flight 37 out there.
00:23:29Was it?
00:23:30It didn't move the needle an inch.
00:23:32Oh, of course it did.
00:23:33Homelander's fuming.
00:23:34He's gonna execute Huey, Frenchy, and him in about 36 hours.
00:23:40Of course, it's a trap.
00:23:43A question.
00:23:45Is what else are we gonna do besides walk into it?
00:23:48Why haven't you tried to swing them before?
00:23:54You want Frenchy.
00:23:56You're still working on the virus, and you want his help.
00:23:59The virus that'll kill Annie and me and you know.
00:24:01And I'm Lander.
00:24:05Now, are you gonna help us save the boys?
00:24:08Or not?
00:24:21So, are we doing broad daylight now?
00:24:25We are getting executed.
00:24:28What?
00:24:29In 36 hours, we...
00:24:33We're finally fucking doing it.
00:24:35They're trying to draw out Annie.
00:24:36The question to show is, why now?
00:24:44Flight 37 video.
00:24:46Offer or not type shit.
00:24:47They lure Annie and whoever she brings with her in,
00:24:50and then they door in.
00:24:52Fuck that.
00:24:53We're getting out of here first.
00:24:57We're gonna need a lot more Molotovs, so let's get going.
00:25:03How did you get these?
00:25:05Fly by.
00:25:06I took it myself.
00:25:07Wait, you've known where the guys are this whole time?
00:25:10That makes me feel angry and want to tit-slap you, but then hug you.
00:25:13So how come you didn't spring then?
00:25:15Honestly, they've been safer there.
00:25:19It's this one.
00:25:22Getting in won't be easy.
00:25:23A perimeter's just open space.
00:25:25That's what I'm telling you.
00:25:26I'm not a bloke.
00:25:27I mean, he's a fucking worm butt.
00:25:29He might be able to help.
00:25:31But even if I can get us in, how the fuck are we gonna get out?
00:25:33Leave that to me.
00:25:35I have someone we can call.
00:25:39All right then.
00:25:45You like croissants?
00:25:47Ugh, doi.
00:25:48Why?
00:25:55Old Lander?
00:25:56Hey, you wanna see us?
00:26:02Or should we come back?
00:26:09Can you believe the gall cooking up these lies about me?
00:26:13Tarnishing my good name?
00:26:16Fake garbage.
00:26:18Right.
00:26:20Oh, right. Yes, totally, sir. I know.
00:26:22Starlight.
00:26:24Spearless filth.
00:26:25What a fucking lightweight.
00:26:27I mean, what could she even do besides flash her little high beams at you?
00:26:33Am I right?
00:26:34Always, sir.
00:26:34So then, why'd you let her get away?
00:26:41Don't you look at him like that. Where the fuck were you?
00:26:44I was there.
00:26:45Keeping eyes on the other side of the stage. Right?
00:26:49Bro.
00:26:50It's been a year.
00:26:52A full lap of the sun.
00:26:54And you haven't found a train.
00:26:58Or butcher.
00:27:01Or starlight.
00:27:05It's almost as if you're fucking up on purpose.
00:27:09I mean, I know you're not. That would be suicidal.
00:27:15You know, I had a good chat with Gavin, our stage manager.
00:27:22And it turns out, he betrayed me.
00:27:28He liked a couple of starlight posts in the past.
00:27:32And a horrible meme about me.
00:27:34It really makes me wonder.
00:27:36Who else is a traitor hiding in plain sight?
00:27:40Sir, you can check my history.
00:27:41I've never liked one of her shitty posts.
00:27:42Here, just check it. Look.
00:27:43That won't be necessary.
00:27:44But, gentlemen.
00:27:49Do your fucking jobs.
00:27:51Yes, sir.
00:28:22Bro, what the hell? You could have had my back in there.
00:28:25Bro, you're not the real noir. Okay? You can talk.
00:28:29Look, I get method, okay?
00:28:31I fuck with Stella Adler. I just shot Honey Boy 2 with Shia.
00:28:34We literally never broke character.
00:28:37Hey.
00:28:38But enough's enough.
00:28:43Bro!
00:28:44I always thought I'd stay single.
00:28:45Mm-hmm.
00:28:46But you know what they say.
00:28:47How do you make God laugh?
00:28:48Make a plan.
00:28:50Ain't that the truth.
00:28:51So there I was at the national prayer breakfast,
00:28:53and I look across the table, and it was...
00:28:58It was like the Lord smiled upon us.
00:29:02Talk about a match made in heaven.
00:29:04Amen.
00:29:05Amen.
00:29:05Oh, Father himself.
00:29:07Head pastor, president, and CEO of Samaritan's Embrace Ministries
00:29:11after Ezekiel's untimely murder.
00:29:13God rest his soul.
00:29:14Amen.
00:29:15Well, you two are just a super-abled union for the ages.
00:29:18We share the belief in a dream of a Christian nation.
00:29:23Mm-hmm.
00:29:23I think that's why I fell for her so fast.
00:29:26For me, it was love at first sight.
00:29:27For me, it was love at first sight.
00:29:28See, I knew he was gonna say that.
00:29:30Try marrying a mind reader.
00:29:32Yo.
00:29:33Powerful.
00:29:35Now, how about we switch gears?
00:29:37Like y'all's initiative to abolish DEI.
00:29:40Now, it's funny how those three little letters are all in devil.
00:29:43People don't need a handout.
00:29:45It's racist to give people a leg up based on skin color.
00:29:49Isn't white a color too?
00:29:50Let's cut.
00:29:53Excuse me, but I'm the one who calls cut.
00:29:56Cut!
00:29:57Sage.
00:29:58My sister in Christ.
00:30:00Um, no.
00:30:02I don't believe in your magic sky ghost.
00:30:04Or his baby sky ghost.
00:30:06I need a vice president.
00:30:07Give us the room.
00:30:09Fuck.
00:30:10How is married life?
00:30:12The power of Christ can tell you to fuck him.
00:30:14Bitch, your hole still smells like deep, great barrier queef.
00:30:18Touchy.
00:30:18Hey, it's not my fault.
00:30:20The American people wouldn't accept a single cat lady as VP.
00:30:24Maybe.
00:30:25But still, I don't see why I had to put Taker down.
00:30:27It was a patriotic thing to do.
00:30:29Can we hurry this along?
00:30:30I'm about to kill DEI.
00:30:31Uh, not today or not.
00:30:33He wants more starlighters arrested.
00:30:36But everyone who smashed a window or held a can of spray paint is already at camp.
00:30:40Now it's anyone who registered as a starlighter or posted defamatory things about Homelander.
00:30:46Cyber terrorists are terrorists too.
00:30:50True.
00:30:52True.
00:30:53Mm-hmm.
00:30:54It's just that we've already purged the CIA, DOJ, FBI, FTC, CDC, EPA, DHS, HHS, and USPS.
00:31:01We deported the nation's nannies and gardeners.
00:31:03We arrested Chapel Rowan and Tyler the Creator and they canceled Coachella.
00:31:06But now he wants to detain thousands of American citizens?
00:31:09No, I couldn't help but notice.
00:31:12You registered barrettforpresident.com, net, and org.
00:31:16It's exploratory.
00:31:17You're a soup.
00:31:18Made you fucking vice president.
00:31:20As long as you stay useful, don't worry.
00:31:25Everything will come up, Ashley.
00:31:27Yeah, good talk.
00:31:40Reacher, massive, enters the motel.
00:31:44Woman.
00:31:45You're huge.
00:31:48Reacher.
00:31:49Know what they say about huge guys.
00:31:55They have huge cocks.
00:32:02Jesus fucking Christ, you fucking crazy, get in here!
00:32:05Hello, Wim.
00:32:06Yeah, hi.
00:32:07You're like America's literal most wanted.
00:32:09Did anyone see you come in here?
00:32:10No.
00:32:11Are you sure?
00:32:12Because I did a deep dive on surveillance tech for an SVU spec and that shit is everywhere now.
00:32:17Fucking hell, this is a bit of a step down from that brownstone you had, isn't it?
00:32:21Yeah, it's not my fault there was a contraction in the TV business.
00:32:24Listen, whatever you want, I'm not interested.
00:32:28Calm off it, mate.
00:32:29You ain't even heard the pitch yet.
00:32:31Pass.
00:32:32Well told.
00:32:34Whatever.
00:32:34Just fucking go, okay?
00:32:36Hey, you don't have anything on me anymore.
00:32:37Well, I still got them creepy fucking texts you sent, didn't I?
00:32:41Miranda Cosgrove was 19 at the time and I don't even work there anymore.
00:32:45Vought Studios replaced all their writers with AI.
00:32:47And yes, the audience scores went way up on Roddy Tees, but it isn't art, okay?
00:32:52It just isn't.
00:32:53Uh-uh-uh.
00:32:55You'll ruin your appetite.
00:32:57That's right.
00:32:58I came here for an ex-soup with a certain set of skills.
00:33:02I need us a tunnel, Doug.
00:33:04You do that, and you can stick at the vault for putting you out to pasture.
00:33:08How does this thing a tunnel fuck what?
00:33:10You do the tunnel, I'll do the fucking.
00:33:1420 miles out of Rochester.
00:33:16Be there.
00:33:17Rochester.
00:33:18Oh, Rochester's got that honey away soil.
00:33:21Fucking delicious.
00:33:26You need a shower.
00:33:27You smell like a Wingstop bathroom.
00:33:29Mmm.
00:33:30Thanks.
00:33:31Was that bad?
00:33:32Sorry.
00:33:32Turns out talking to people's hard.
00:33:36Check you long enough?
00:33:38You slowing down in your old age?
00:33:40Fuck you, JonBenet.
00:33:42You guys are friends?
00:33:44You talk.
00:33:46Mm-hmm.
00:33:47Reggie has been helping us out for a while.
00:33:49Thanks.
00:33:49Mm-hmm.
00:33:50Where is everybody?
00:33:56I heard about the Pittsburgh raid last month.
00:33:58Go Marie Moreau.
00:34:00How's her team doing?
00:34:00Yeah, they're scoring a few wins, but not nearly enough.
00:34:08So, what's with the 9-1-1?
00:34:10Huey, MM, and Frenchy are going to be executed tomorrow, so we need your help to break them out.
00:34:17Of a vault prison camp?
00:34:19You're fucking crazy.
00:34:21Listen, you don't have to fight, okay?
00:34:22We just need you to run them to the extraction point.
00:34:24It's easy.
00:34:25Easy.
00:34:25Right.
00:34:27You know, Homelander's gonna be waiting.
00:34:31I can't.
00:34:31We know how to kill him, okay, but we need Frenchy to do it.
00:34:34Great.
00:34:35Well, good luck with that.
00:34:37Hey, are you gonna keep running forever?
00:34:39I mean, if we're gonna really take him out, we need your help.
00:34:42So, what, I'm just supposed to join this little fucking super group?
00:34:46I mean, we are down one asshole, so...
00:34:52Yeah, maybe...
00:34:53No.
00:34:54Why not?
00:34:55I said, I can't.
00:34:58I know you're scared.
00:34:59No, I'm not fucking scared.
00:35:03I got a family to protect.
00:35:07I can't.
00:35:11I got it, I do.
00:35:14Me too.
00:35:18Keep him safe.
00:35:23We shouldn't have let him go.
00:35:24No.
00:35:26Homelander fucked him up.
00:35:29Fucked me up too.
00:35:31We're gonna need an exit plan B.
00:35:36All right, so we hit the east gate.
00:35:38Oui, petit ami.
00:35:38And the guard chain shift.
00:35:40And we go at dawn.
00:35:41We've been through this.
00:35:42I know.
00:35:43I just want to go over it a few more times just so I can get it in my head.
00:35:45Huey, take a fucking drink, will you?
00:35:49No, thanks.
00:35:50You know what I mean?
00:35:53Leave it up to you to have your shit the tightest you've ever had it
00:35:56in a fucking internment camp.
00:35:57Yeah, what about you?
00:35:58Have you been eating the fresh produce I smuggled in?
00:36:01Moonshine's got corn in it.
00:36:09Hey.
00:36:11Don't worry.
00:36:13Henny will be fine, she's strong.
00:36:19Kimiko too.
00:36:25Y'all motherfuckers are trippin'.
00:36:27Y'all know what the fuck's going on with them,
00:36:29and you don't even know where Kimiko's at.
00:36:31What, so you don't think you're gonna see Janine and Monique again?
00:36:33Is that it?
00:36:34What I know is, is that they're a shit ton safer without me making a mess out of their lives.
00:36:39M.M., you're the strongest guy I know.
00:36:41We've been in tougher spots than this.
00:36:44You know, I did two tours in the 38 in Farrah Province.
00:36:49The shit I saw will fuck you up.
00:36:53And even that was Emily in Paris compared to the shit that we looking at here.
00:36:58And even if we make it out of here, we ain't surviving this fucking war.
00:37:02We are dead men walking.
00:37:05Chin chin, motherfuckers.
00:37:11We need more resin.
00:37:13Yeah.
00:37:14Got some more hidden in the barracks walls.
00:37:17You wanna...
00:37:23Attention campers, tonight's screening will be Dawn of the Sevens.
00:37:29Tomorrow's screening will open Dawn of the Sevens.
00:37:37Well, Annie, today marks two months.
00:37:40It's a little insane how much I miss you.
00:37:44I've been having trouble eating.
00:37:46Every day I see people giving up.
00:37:48But not me.
00:37:49Because I have you.
00:37:51It's very, very sweet.
00:37:53They were innocent.
00:37:54Oh.
00:37:56Well, I'd hardly call them innocent.
00:37:59They lied to me.
00:38:00Played dumb about your little stash in the wall there.
00:38:02We've known about that for quite some time.
00:38:06But I just wanted to give you a little hope.
00:38:10You're not the one who gave it to me, asshole.
00:38:12Ooh.
00:38:13I like internment camp, Huey.
00:38:16She's zesty.
00:38:17Fuck you.
00:38:18Do it.
00:38:19What?
00:38:20Kill me.
00:38:21Not until we flush out Butcher and Starlight.
00:38:24You think they're dumb enough to just walk right into your trap?
00:38:27Let's not insult each other. We both know they're coming.
00:38:30Do you remember when we first met?
00:38:34How could I forget?
00:38:35Believe Festival.
00:38:36Let me try to cleanse your soul.
00:38:38I remember thinking...
00:38:43Why him?
00:38:45What does Starlight see in this gangly simp that reeks of fear and strawberry smoothie kids shampoo?
00:38:53You know, William and Victoria Newman love you, too.
00:38:56I mean, I get it.
00:38:58From your perspective, you're punching up. Good for you.
00:39:01But why are they so hopelessly devoted to such staggering mediocrity?
00:39:10Why would Starlight and Butcher piss away their lives to try and rescue you?
00:39:22Because I do it for them.
00:39:32Because I do it for them.
00:39:38What the fuck are you doing, asshole?
00:39:41Thought I asked you to swing through Austin and pick us up some franklins.
00:39:44Something came up.
00:39:46So I'll be in, baby, bro.
00:39:47Got some ribeyes in the fridge.
00:39:49Thanks.
00:39:52Raina made you a favorite corn salad.
00:39:54Oh, my bad.
00:39:56Salade Leme.
00:39:57I think that's it.
00:39:58I've been flacking on my Duolingo.
00:40:01You ain't gotta do that, bro.
00:40:03What?
00:40:04I mean, come on.
00:40:05It's been like a year, some change now.
00:40:08You still acting like this is some chill family vacation instead of on the run?
00:40:12It's fine.
00:40:13You're a shitty liar.
00:40:16I know I fucked you over.
00:40:19Just please.
00:40:21Stop trying to make me feel better about it.
00:40:24You remember when we got into it at the park that day?
00:40:27And I told you that you had never really saved anyone.
00:40:32You were right.
00:40:33Not anymore.
00:40:34I'm still breathing, ain't I?
00:40:36That Raina?
00:40:37Your nephews?
00:40:38I mean, yeah.
00:40:40Moving around constantly.
00:40:41This is a pain in the ass.
00:40:45But it's worth it.
00:40:46It's good to see you like this.
00:40:50Mom will be really proud of you, man.
00:40:55Dad!
00:40:56Dad! Uncle Reg.
00:40:57Why are they doing that?
00:41:05A-Train.
00:41:06That was your fucking phone-a-friend.
00:41:08Well, I held up my end, love.
00:41:09How are you gonna get us out?
00:41:11I'll fly us all out.
00:41:12One by one.
00:41:13Oh, that'll take all fucking night.
00:41:15Alright.
00:41:16Fine.
00:41:17Just as long as we're on the same page here.
00:41:19Frenchie goes first.
00:41:20Yeah.
00:41:21Alright. Frenchie first.
00:41:22What about Huey and Emem?
00:41:23We will get him.
00:41:24But nothing is more important than killing Homelander.
00:41:27Frenchie first.
00:41:28You sound like Maeve.
00:41:30Yeah, well, Maeve was right.
00:41:49Shit, quiet.
00:41:50You've been whining like a little bitch since the Azores.
00:42:03They're already gone.
00:42:08Stop following my fucking family, man.
00:42:10Never gonna stop, bro.
00:42:12Homelander's orders.
00:42:14Only one way this ends.
00:42:15Yeah, exactly.
00:42:16Right now it's you coming after me.
00:42:18Then it'll be Noir coming after you.
00:42:21New Noir because Homelander killed the first one.
00:42:23Remember?
00:42:25That's how people end up around him.
00:42:27You smug dick.
00:42:29Always thought you were better than me, didn't you?
00:42:31Jesus.
00:42:32What?
00:42:33It's true.
00:42:34Sending me 2,000 octopus fleshlights?
00:42:37What, you think I'm a fucking joke?
00:42:39Suck my balls.
00:42:40You're the fucking joke.
00:42:41Look at you.
00:42:42On the run like a little bitch.
00:42:44And then I'm with Homelander.
00:42:47You know, I can see it.
00:42:48Look how terrified you are.
00:42:51Fuck you.
00:42:54I'm the lord of the seven seas, baby.
00:42:57I'm all about that Sigma life.
00:42:59I ain't terrified as shit.
00:43:00You're so scared of Homelander, you don't even see what it's done to you.
00:43:04I'm not fucking scared.
00:43:12Yeah, I said the same thing.
00:43:16It's pathetic.
00:43:21You're pathetic.
00:43:23Sooner or later I'm gonna get your family.
00:43:37Xander, we'll leave when I say we'll leave.
00:43:40God.
00:43:41When I wrote the series finale of Triple C, that's Crimson Cows Capers, it was impossible to, like, tick every
00:43:46box and tie up every little storyline.
00:43:50I mean, just try making everybody happy. You can't do it. Finale's at the worst.
00:43:54Your voice makes me want to kill myself.
00:43:57Oh, sorry. Was that bad?
00:43:59How many times did you come here thinking I should just blaze on in there and save the day?
00:44:03No, I already said that...
00:44:05Oh, come on.
00:44:05Don't give me that Huey safe in his playpen bollocks.
00:44:09You left him in there.
00:44:11Because you don't want to look him in the eye after a year's worth of deep dark shit you've done.
00:44:16Let me give you a bit of advice.
00:44:19Please don't.
00:44:22Ain't nothing to feel gooey about.
00:44:25Because that shit is gonna get us all killed.
00:44:27I mean, it is thankless and impossible work.
00:44:30Hey, what did you guys think of the, uh, Lost finale?
00:44:32Get to work, arsehole.
00:44:33Great. I'm fucking starving. Where do you want to pop out?
00:44:36Bunk 19.
00:44:41Wait, that... that's a Vaught Freedom Camp.
00:44:44Is it?
00:44:44No, no, no, no. You said I got to stick it to Vaught. That gets fucking glazered in half.
00:44:48Well, that's how worms get their rocks off, innit?
00:44:50It's complicated, and I don't want to get into that right now. I'm fucking out.
00:44:54Hey, our friends are about to be killed.
00:44:56So you're gonna dig us a hole, or I'll bury you in one.
00:45:07Drive the action to the climax. Drive the action to the climax.
00:45:20You guys are gonna want to stay back.
00:45:36Oh, no!
00:45:52Have fun in the shithole.
00:45:54Ladies first.
00:45:56Fuck you.
00:46:24Fuck you.
00:46:38That wasn't so bad, was it?
00:46:41Don't ever contact me again.
00:46:45Oh, hey, uh, is it cool if I used this for the A story and the, uh, Reacher's pack I'm
00:46:49working on?
00:46:50Oh, piss off, wanker.
00:46:51Take that as a yes.
00:47:15Oh, fuck.
00:47:20Surprise.
00:47:21Welcome, William.
00:47:23And you.
00:47:24The gang is almost all here.
00:47:27Oh, and, uh, you never told me that this one's nickname is Mother's Milk.
00:47:36Oh, okay.
00:47:40So, what's the big plan?
00:47:43What, are you gonna sandbag me with the gadolkin virus?
00:47:46Yes, I know all about it.
00:47:49Suck my fat dick.
00:47:50Hmm?
00:47:51Hmm.
00:47:52Hmm.
00:47:54Hmm.
00:47:59Hey, where's Starlight?
00:48:01This doesn't feel like a party without my little lightning bug here.
00:48:10Jesus Christ.
00:48:11William, you've got a viper's nest in there.
00:48:14I heard about it, of course, but seeing it for myself, it's, uh, it's incredible.
00:48:22I mean, it's fucking disgusting, of course, but it's beautiful, what you've done to yourself,
00:48:28what you've become, and you did all that for me.
00:48:37No, but that, that is devotion.
00:48:43You know, William, I know we're not exactly equals, but I'm compelled to say
00:48:51you are the only one that's ever challenged me.
00:48:56And there's a part of me that will be sad to see you go.
00:49:05Hmm.
00:49:06Hmm.
00:49:07Hmm.
00:49:10Hmm.
00:49:13Hmm.
00:49:17Hmm.
00:49:18Hmm.
00:49:18Hmm.
00:49:18Hmm.
00:49:24Come on.
00:49:26Lonnie's gonna fly us out.
00:49:41Henning, Henning.
00:49:48Oh, shit.
00:49:50Shit.
00:49:50Let them go back.
00:49:52Huey!
00:50:02Get down!
00:50:06Don't you move.
00:50:29It's okay. It's okay. Just stay there, okay?
00:50:47What are you doing?
00:50:51Hey, dick.
00:50:54I've been waiting for this.
00:50:56I'm gonna chop that thing up like a party saw.
00:51:18Don't you fucking move.
00:51:20Get your hands up or I can see them.
00:51:24Get your fucking hands up or I can see them.
00:51:31Merci, mademoiselle.
00:51:32Hold her tight.
00:51:39Where is she going?
00:51:43Will you...
00:51:47Well...
00:51:49Ah!
00:51:54Ah!
00:51:57Ah!
00:51:59Ah!
00:52:01Ah!
00:52:02Ah!
00:52:03Ah!
00:52:04Ah!
00:52:05Ah!
00:52:22I don't know.
00:52:51Fuck this. She's not coming back.
00:52:54Huey, we have to go.
00:52:55Hey, I'm still. Stay there.
00:52:56She's coming back.
00:52:57She can't.
00:52:58She's coming back.
00:53:11Deliaam!
00:53:36She's coming back.
00:53:51She's coming back.
00:53:54She's coming back.
00:54:23She's coming back.
00:54:33She's coming back.
00:54:42French here in the van?
00:54:43Yeah.
00:54:46Come on in.
00:54:48You hurt?
00:54:50Where the hell were you?
00:54:52Where the hell were you?
00:54:53Where the hell were you?
00:54:55He's coming back.
00:55:00Let's go.
00:55:05I don't know.
00:55:06I don't know.
00:55:07You hurt me.
00:55:13I don't know.
00:55:18Okay.
00:55:18I don't know.
00:55:26Yeah, I know. And that's what I said.
00:55:29Yes, exactly.
00:55:30I don't know.
00:55:31I don't know.
00:56:02Looks like someone can't catch the A-Train after all.
00:56:07End of the road, buddy boy.
00:56:23That's so funny.
00:56:26What was I so afraid of?
00:56:32You are...
00:56:35fucking nothing.
00:56:38Really?
00:56:45Really?
00:56:46Really? It's just an empty fucking suit.
00:56:49You take away these powers.
00:56:53And what are you, huh?
00:56:56Pathetic.
00:56:59Weak.
00:57:02Sniveling fucking loser.
00:57:04Jesus.
00:57:09Weak.
00:57:11Weak.
00:57:12Oh, my God.
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