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00:00:16more than physical pain i fear humiliation
00:00:21last week hypnosis i was this close to being acquired by cupertino
00:00:26our stock sword on the rumor i i i don't understand
00:00:32why why not uh well it's not happening i just found out talks were terminators
00:00:48um dougan morning remarks or uh you want to skip it i'm fine and when word gets out
00:00:55and it will my stock is gonna nose dive not to where it was before it took off but sinks
00:01:00with
00:01:00an odor of like what comes out of a frightened dog that smell just hanging around me
00:01:11i said no sorry okay how we doing hyper gnomes just got some news great news pretty
00:01:26pretty fucking cool news can't tell you what not yet
00:01:33but it's great
00:01:37good
00:01:42why they say no i have a track record i mean fa fa was a juggernaut in its time and
00:01:52i guess everyone
00:01:52assumes since i'm the man who co-created fa fa that i'm the man or the co-man and maybe
00:02:02i'm not
00:02:05and they smelled it
00:02:10when word gets out how will that make you feel and uh when do you expect that to be
00:02:18it won't be long you know people talk they tear you down and forget you ever even mattered
00:02:26the doctor patient confidentiality thing just how airtight is that
00:02:30i can't speak with anyone about what you say not unless you're meaning to do harm to yourself or
00:02:35others define harm physical harm all right uh
00:02:42i should have leaked the acquisition rumor that's on me i wanted an upper valuation before the price
00:02:49was set uh sorry it happens all the time uh yeah we also juiced our price before the
00:03:00ipo i don't know i'm not the money guy i do ideas powered by belief and belief is affirmed by
00:03:07ability if i could just sell my shares now but the sec would kill me so i'm just gonna have
00:03:16to
00:03:18sync with him surely you're not going to be poor no obviously but lily can't find out god she would
00:03:25divorce me just to secure half of it be the smart move do you think perhaps you're misjudging lily
00:03:31lily no she'd frame all my success as dumb luck you know i'd become an object lesson an adjective
00:03:39don't pull a dunk in or is that a noun oh christ what would my dad say if he could
00:03:46hear me now
00:03:48please joanne really this is strictly between us thanks okay see you next week doing the work yeah
00:04:14the stressors that drove some workers at our guanjo factory to choose to
00:04:26exit themselves out window remain unsolved well what about our supplier code of conduct
00:04:37our code their conduct were we to enforce our code anything heavy-handed opens us to charges of
00:04:46cultural elitism text anushka cupertino what would you like to say what happened
00:04:58however our position has always been human life is valuable full stop it's a cornerstone for us
00:05:18what wow thank you you picked up great thank you i cannot talk to you about this i was not
00:05:25read in
00:05:26i'm an executive here and i'm on your board recuser was mandatory okay just the acquisition door how
00:05:32how fully shut is that or are we like playfully rimming the door frame oh i would say nailed like
00:05:39a
00:05:39coffin from my understanding noosh you're you're supposed to warn me about this is this your job did
00:05:47you leak the acquisition rumor yes or no no no maybe once it's clear no acquisitions forthcoming your
00:05:54stock is going to take a ding and you'll have no one to blame but yourself okay that is just
00:05:59one of the
00:05:59branches on the tree of outcome and there are many branches a lot of leaves it's really it's really leafy
00:06:05okay so just can we focus maybe not on the dings you want to change the focus duncan change the
00:06:12story
00:06:13gladly gladly yeah how do i do that no i don't know presumably with another better story yes yes
00:06:22yes and where i'm the hero sure why not good luck with that thank you
00:06:28right
00:06:55Almost finished.
00:06:57He done soon.
00:07:01You know what that is?
00:07:03That's tungsten.
00:07:04Aerospace grade.
00:07:05Heaviest element in the universe.
00:07:07This one's four inches cubed, but weighs 43 pounds.
00:07:11The crypto bros are super into them.
00:07:13You know why?
00:07:16It's not...
00:07:17It's not virtual.
00:07:20It's real.
00:07:22It's the realness.
00:07:25Here you go.
00:07:26God damn it!
00:07:31You're done, right?
00:07:33Yeah.
00:07:34You're done.
00:07:54Gary, he landed.
00:07:56Early.
00:07:57No, damn it.
00:07:58We're late.
00:08:00Yeah, have a lunch.
00:08:02Yeah, well, bring it.
00:08:04Orson's just wandering around the airport.
00:08:06Where are my damn keys?
00:08:08You got Wi-Fi and snacks, right?
00:08:10You get to the airport, it's fine.
00:08:11I told him we're already on our way.
00:08:14Well, I don't know.
00:08:16Pick up your phone.
00:08:18Gary!
00:08:18You're yelling, Joanne.
00:08:21Being hysterical doesn't make you a better parent.
00:08:23Oh, that's him.
00:08:24Honey?
00:08:25Hi.
00:08:25What lore's investment?
00:08:27Uh, sorry, but I can't talk.
00:08:29Unwavering confidence.
00:08:31A hat I can wear.
00:08:32I have that hat.
00:08:34Hey, Joanne, I'm looking at a light fixture.
00:08:36Can you...
00:08:37I...
00:08:37Sorry, we talked about this, Duncan.
00:08:39You can't just call me out of the blue.
00:08:41But I have a plan.
00:08:42Listen, I point to the fabulous stock price,
00:08:44which remains fabulous for the moment,
00:08:46and I say I will sell another tranche
00:08:48in private secondary offerings.
00:08:50Who's wet for it?
00:08:51Okay?
00:08:52If I could Viagra the price and keep it up long enough,
00:08:54I could be like, suck it, Cupertino.
00:08:56Suck it and weep.
00:08:57No ding, all dong.
00:08:58Sorry, but if you're leveraging the high stock price
00:09:00when you know the stock's gonna fall,
00:09:02isn't that fraud?
00:09:03Fraud?
00:09:04For market manipulation, I mean,
00:09:05won't that arouse suspicion with the SEC?
00:09:07First of all, I don't know the stock's gonna fall.
00:09:10I'm not Nosferatu.
00:09:11Fraud?
00:09:12What?
00:09:14You know what?
00:09:14Instead of accusation,
00:09:16a smidgen of validation would be nice.
00:09:18Duncan, I'm gonna have to take this.
00:09:20No, you just accused me of fraud.
00:09:21It's my son,
00:09:22and he is alone at the airport.
00:09:24I don't care if he's in a stranger's van
00:09:26licking lollipops.
00:09:27You do not hang up on me now.
00:09:29Goodbye, Duncan.
00:09:29No, no, goodbye.
00:09:30Nope, nope.
00:09:31Gary?
00:09:32Oh my God, it's a sandwich.
00:09:35Would you hurry up?
00:09:39Fuck!
00:09:40God!
00:09:59You are gonna love Los Altos.
00:10:01It's very progressive, but they're not fruity about it.
00:10:05Last year, Los Altos was the top feeder for Stanford,
00:10:09including Pali.
00:10:16You familiar?
00:10:21Did your father send your transcripts from Baltimore?
00:10:24I know he's not feeling well, but your tuition's normally 90 grand,
00:10:27and there's no way your dad would pay for that.
00:10:29But there was a scholarship that no one was using.
00:10:32So, you'd be surprised how hard it is to find underprivileged youth around here.
00:10:35And, as it turns out, your father's illness qualified as a hardship.
00:10:39So, I guess he is paying for it.
00:10:43Not...
00:10:46I didn't mean in a karmic sense.
00:10:48Orson, you know I didn't mean it like that.
00:10:49My gosh, you've gotten tall.
00:10:51Okay, can we go inside?
00:10:53I just need to know if your father sent the transcripts.
00:10:55It was the one thing he was supposed to do.
00:10:57He just got out of the fucking hospital.
00:11:00Whoa, whoa, hey, Orson.
00:11:01We don't talk that way to one another.
00:11:03We just try to use constructive language, please.
00:11:10Okay, so, um, kitchen?
00:11:12Living room?
00:11:14You remember where everything is.
00:11:16Well, actually, we have moved things around a little since you were last here.
00:11:20That's my office now.
00:11:21And, uh, Gary's is over there.
00:11:24Clients come around the back.
00:11:25If you see any of them, just ignore them.
00:11:27Some are professionals.
00:11:28Some are even kids from your school.
00:11:30All normal people.
00:11:31Just, you know, sad.
00:11:33Um, through here.
00:11:35So, uh, the room you stayed in last time, the ceiling has termite damage.
00:11:40And then the garage apartment flooded don't even get me started.
00:11:44But the bedroom down here is all fixed up.
00:11:48So, whole bottom floor is yours.
00:11:51Oh, uh, Virginia, did you see that I left sheets on the dryer?
00:11:55I already make his bed.
00:11:56Yes, I know.
00:11:58But I got him sheets.
00:11:59Special.
00:12:07Where's the bathroom?
00:12:08It's just around the...
00:12:13It's so nice to have you home.
00:12:16Okay, Xander.
00:12:17Just try mirroring.
00:12:20So, if they smile...
00:12:23If they smile...
00:12:25Xander, can you try holding the smile?
00:12:28It's what people do.
00:12:34You can do it.
00:12:35Here.
00:12:36Hold.
00:12:37And let it fade.
00:12:38Let it fade.
00:12:39Martin!
00:12:41Are we actually drinking tonight?
00:12:44Or just pretending to drink?
00:12:45Oh.
00:12:47Shit.
00:12:48Shit.
00:12:49Chop, chop.
00:12:50I'm not dressed.
00:12:51Your clothes are out.
00:12:55Hey, Tess.
00:12:59Tess, you all right?
00:13:01I think John has made you mac and cheese or something.
00:13:04I have to go.
00:13:06Martin's finally inching towards a funding round for his little friend Bart.
00:13:10He knows he can't keep spending our money on his digital child.
00:13:13But I have an actual company that needs saving and you're on the board.
00:13:17It's your fiduciary duty to come and tell me everything's gonna be okay.
00:13:21Sorry, Kant.
00:13:23But you used to love to do your fiduciary duty with me.
00:13:27You're on your own.
00:13:49Mr. Donoghue.
00:13:50Rodrigo.
00:13:51Call the ayahuasca guy.
00:13:53And tie me.
00:14:04You look splendid.
00:14:06I'm very handsome.
00:14:08I feel like I'm cosplaying a version of me that would never talk to me.
00:14:11Xander said I look French.
00:14:13Take style advice from a widget or me?
00:14:15Your choice.
00:14:17Don't say widget.
00:14:23So, the Guangzhou factory.
00:14:26It's endless.
00:14:27It's 15 hours ahead too,
00:14:29so I might have to pop out midway tonight.
00:14:34Forgive me.
00:14:51Come and be a winner.
00:14:56Come and be a winner.
00:15:03Be a winner.
00:15:06Stone winner.
00:15:24I'm a puddle.
00:15:26That's it, Duncan.
00:15:28I'm a puddle.
00:15:30Yeah.
00:15:37He's in a very sensitive place right now.
00:15:41I'm a puddle.
00:15:43What the hell?
00:15:45He didn't think you were coming.
00:15:48He begged me to come.
00:15:49Dad.
00:15:50Dad.
00:15:51Dad, you.
00:15:52Don't be mad.
00:15:54Yeah, I'll go.
00:15:56He wants to leave.
00:15:57Speak to Dad.
00:15:59Dad.
00:15:59Oh, my God.
00:16:01Dad.
00:16:02What do you wish to say to him?
00:16:08I'm rich.
00:16:11That's great.
00:16:12Dad.
00:16:13Dad.
00:16:16Dad.
00:16:18Help me.
00:16:24Stay rich.
00:16:39I hope no one's looking out the window.
00:16:46All right, go on.
00:16:47Get.
00:16:47In sheet.
00:16:49Great.
00:16:50We're going into the world's most profitable company reeking of that dude's cinnamon fucking
00:16:55patchouli.
00:17:09You good?
00:17:10Yeah, yeah.
00:17:11All right.
00:17:11All right.
00:17:12All right.
00:17:15You must be the gentleman from the VA?
00:17:17Yeah, that's right.
00:17:18Just here.
00:17:21We used to run the world, Jeffrey.
00:17:24Now we rent server space from the bastards who broke it.
00:17:28Good grief.
00:17:30Oh, shit.
00:17:30Ruffage?
00:17:33Generalissimo.
00:17:34General Don Voorhees, Jeffrey Hart.
00:17:37Hi.
00:17:38Nice to meet you.
00:17:39What are you doing here?
00:17:40Oh, it's time to solve the backlog at the VA.
00:17:43Well, prepare to die with your boots on, boys.
00:17:46Well, about to meet with Tim.
00:17:49Just met with Tim.
00:17:49D.O.D. arranged a conference in partnership with Cupertino.
00:17:54Technology of defense.
00:17:55Because the linear jagovs love these things.
00:17:58Yeah, nice.
00:18:00Nice.
00:18:00Hey, you know, tell me to get lost, but what if I spoke about our initiative at your conference?
00:18:07You know, make them feel like heroes for helping the actual heroes?
00:18:11Maybe.
00:18:12Major Marcia?
00:18:14Maybe.
00:18:15We'll let you know.
00:18:16Okay.
00:18:17Okay.
00:18:22Maybe.
00:18:24You got fired me ten years ago.
00:18:27Prick.
00:18:33God damn it.
00:18:35Hi.
00:18:36Hi.
00:18:36I'm Anushka Bhattachera, Director of Ethical Innovation.
00:18:40Tim Kwan, Corp Dev.
00:18:41Jeffrey Hart, Assistant to the Deputy Undersecretary.
00:18:44Tom Ruffage, Deputy Undersecretary, Veterans Affairs.
00:18:48All right.
00:18:50Oh, just here?
00:18:51Yeah.
00:18:51Oh, yeah, sure.
00:18:53Okay.
00:18:54But will the other Tim be joining?
00:18:59Big Tim only shows up when the contours are delimited.
00:19:03Uh-huh.
00:19:04So, uh, you guys got a traffic jam needs clearing.
00:19:08Yeah, we do indeed.
00:19:10Tim, Big Tim, he likes things super direct.
00:19:15Mm-hmm.
00:19:15Uncluttered.
00:19:16All right.
00:19:17So, straightforwardly, what's the quant ben for us?
00:19:23I'm still pretending to know what delimited contours means.
00:19:28Quant ben is quantifiable benefits.
00:19:32Got it.
00:19:33Yeah.
00:19:35Well, I mean, uh, I don't know.
00:19:38Uh, you're here.
00:19:41You live here.
00:19:43And you and me and Jeffrey and Anushka and Big Tim, we're all here.
00:19:48There are men and women who fought for us to be here and live like this.
00:19:57You know, free to make a business, to speak our minds, to make ungodly sums of money.
00:20:03But for the men and the women who actually put themselves on the front lines to defend
00:20:12the socioeconomic system in which you and your company thrive, I mean, they're not even
00:20:17asking you for a favor.
00:20:19In fact, they want to pay you a quarter of a billion dollars.
00:20:26It's for your help.
00:20:30So, us helping you do the work is kind of like, I don't know, um, France helping your
00:20:38mother set up her printer.
00:20:40You know?
00:20:41In France, but with, like, much, much, much more money than France.
00:20:46Uh-huh.
00:20:47Yeah.
00:20:48Oh, you guys get it?
00:20:49Oh, yeah.
00:20:49Okay.
00:20:50We, we, of course, recognize the sacrifice of your, your people.
00:20:57Uh-huh.
00:20:58They're struggling.
00:20:59And we, we feel that.
00:21:06Oh.
00:21:07You feel it.
00:21:08Uh-huh.
00:21:09We feel it, guys.
00:21:09We feel it.
00:21:11Uh-huh.
00:21:11You must be really feeling it.
00:21:13Yeah.
00:21:14Well, thank you, Anushka.
00:21:16This has been, um, what's the opposite of uplifting?
00:21:21Uh, demoralizing.
00:21:22Yeah, demo.
00:21:24I bet.
00:21:25In these parts.
00:21:26Come on, Jeffrey.
00:21:27We got other meetings.
00:21:36Our 11 o'clock has to postpone until next week.
00:21:41Uh, it's Major Marsha.
00:21:43Boris says you're welcome.
00:21:48You're speaking at the conference.
00:21:50Now, DOD will cover a junior suite at the Elysium, if we're all right with sharing.
00:21:55You just need to reserve it on your card, and they will reimburse you.
00:21:59You okay with sharing a suite?
00:22:00I'll take the couch.
00:22:01No.
00:22:02No.
00:22:02I've been a full-time pain in the ass.
00:22:04You deserve it.
00:22:05Damn!
00:22:06The Elysium is the shit!
00:22:09I thought that guy'd never forgive me.
00:22:11Why?
00:22:12What'd you do to get fired?
00:22:14Doesn't matter now.
00:22:15Booyah!
00:22:18Booyah!
00:22:25Booyah!
00:22:26Booyah!
00:22:29Hello?
00:22:30Honey, we can hear you.
00:22:32No bassoon during office hours.
00:22:36Very sorry about that, Carl.
00:22:39It's fine.
00:22:40No, no.
00:22:41No, it's not.
00:22:42This is...
00:22:42This is your time.
00:22:44Well, might as well fill the emptiness with bagpipes or whatever the hell that was.
00:22:50Lord knows, I was just gonna complain anyway, and who wants to hear me complain?
00:22:53Boo-hoo, poor old rich fart.
00:22:55We all deserve to complain.
00:22:58Not the Richie's.
00:23:01People act like we took something.
00:23:04As if we didn't build everything they touch.
00:23:07Mm-hmm.
00:23:08And we didn't build it to be worshipped.
00:23:09We built it to work, and it does work.
00:23:12But where's our parade?
00:23:15All I see are pitchforks and ingratitude.
00:23:18And I gotta be honest with you, it's starting to make me maybe a little mental.
00:23:23Would you like to starfish?
00:23:25No.
00:23:27Okay.
00:23:28Yeah.
00:23:34Great.
00:23:36I'm backsliding, Joanne.
00:23:40This shithill came up to me at Milltown, my haunt, the one place that I could go to in public
00:23:47when no one bothers me.
00:23:48Mm-hmm.
00:23:48And right before I get ready to bite into my T-bone, this stifling shitstick sits, sits at my table.
00:24:00And he's like, oh, Mr. Mardoff, you're such an inspiration.
00:24:04Of course, he brings up Mardoff's Law.
00:24:05He was admiring you.
00:24:08Doesn't it make you feel even a little bit good to see your legacy in action?
00:24:12Mardoff's Law is something I wrote on a napkin on speed when we still have fax machines.
00:24:17Profits will continue to grow forever, right?
00:24:20Infinite growth.
00:24:21Yes, the logic of the cancer cell.
00:24:23If I could have just reached out and throttled and just squeezed and squeezed that little shit-licker's trachea until
00:24:32it buckled and his eyes popped, that would have been a legacy.
00:24:38But I didn't.
00:24:40I didn't.
00:24:42Okay, Zeus.
00:24:45Go get it.
00:24:47Zeus.
00:24:49Come on, buddy.
00:24:51Gotta get it.
00:24:59Sorry.
00:25:01I'm sorry.
00:25:06Hey, boy.
00:25:08Trying to teach you some new tricks, huh?
00:25:11A little late for that, don't you think?
00:25:14Tricks are for kids.
00:25:19One day, you're chasing squirrels, and then the next, you're shitting yourself on the good Persian rug.
00:25:27Ain't right.
00:25:34Sorry.
00:25:35I'm sorry.
00:25:35I'm sorry.
00:25:37I'm sorry.
00:25:39I'm sorry.
00:26:22Stop, stop.
00:26:28Thank you for this joy.
00:26:35Damn!
00:26:37Hey!
00:26:38Hey!
00:26:39You had a game.
00:26:40How was the game?
00:26:41Or was it a match?
00:26:42We lost.
00:26:44That's how we learn.
00:26:45Yeah, okay.
00:26:46Okay, Dad.
00:26:49Love you.
00:26:52Oh, look who's alive.
00:26:54Yes, I am alive.
00:26:55Yes, sir.
00:26:56Anton came over for a session last night.
00:26:59Right.
00:27:00And it was expansive.
00:27:04You really ought to try it.
00:27:06The puke juice?
00:27:07No.
00:27:08I had a snag at work.
00:27:12A little bit more than a snag, but, Lily, my dad came to me in a vision and showed me
00:27:18a path forward.
00:27:20Right.
00:27:22Guests arrive at one, Duncan.
00:27:24Guests?
00:27:24The reception?
00:27:26Yes.
00:27:27For Beatrice, the new headmaster at your daughter's school.
00:27:30Nice.
00:27:31I think maybe a shower is in order.
00:27:33Okay.
00:27:33Oh, um, and with regards to our arrangement, and in keeping with what we discussed, I did
00:27:44meet someone in Napa at the Mabass, a Danish CFO.
00:27:50Of course we use protection.
00:27:53Oh.
00:27:54Fun guy.
00:27:56You'd like him.
00:27:57Oh.
00:27:59Oh.
00:28:00I know Nishka was here last night.
00:28:03So, that's back on.
00:28:05You were supposed to tell me.
00:28:07No, no, no.
00:28:08She...
00:28:10That's all in the past.
00:28:11She was here as a friend.
00:28:12Right.
00:28:14D...
00:28:14Danish CEO?
00:28:15VFO.
00:28:17Okay.
00:28:18Brush your teeth.
00:28:19Okay.
00:28:19Your breath stinks.
00:28:20Yeah.
00:28:27Oh, Rodrigo.
00:28:28You're fired.
00:28:30Good one.
00:28:30No, you're fired.
00:28:31You told Lily Nishka was here last night.
00:28:33What?
00:28:33No, I didn't.
00:28:34Yes, you did.
00:28:36Lucky?
00:28:36Yeah.
00:28:37So, that dragon tattoo chick, I need that algo she did on that guy that was doing that
00:28:41thing that one time.
00:28:42Is that illegal?
00:28:43No.
00:28:44No.
00:28:44It's not illegal.
00:28:46Just frowned upon.
00:28:47Okay.
00:28:47Hold on.
00:28:48Yep.
00:28:49Lucky, are you still there?
00:28:50Yeah, I'm here.
00:28:51Okay, listen to me.
00:28:52It was Napa Valley, 29th, and the mud baths.
00:28:55Got it.
00:28:56Danish CFO.
00:28:57Like, you know, birdie birdie birdie birdie.
00:28:59Get me that, uh, code monkey with the pink hair.
00:29:02The none of the above with the door knocker in her nose.
00:29:04Sorry, their nose.
00:29:05Just get her.
00:29:05On it, Duncan.
00:29:11Hey, uh, Kip, get up.
00:29:13What is this?
00:29:14Get up from behind my desk with him.
00:29:16Did anyone see you sitting there?
00:29:17I don't think so.
00:29:18How's progress?
00:29:19Uh, the gentleman from the Napa mud baths is now in Copenhagen.
00:29:23Okay.
00:29:24Get him.
00:29:25What's the problem?
00:29:26In Europe, this is against-
00:29:27This is America.
00:29:28We have our own rules here.
00:29:29I mean, we play football with a football.
00:29:32Okay.
00:29:32Um, this ALGO is an AI-powered threat shield intended to protect people and their privacy.
00:29:37I know.
00:29:37I've seen it.
00:29:38And I find its scope annoyingly narrow.
00:29:41It synthesizes socials, biometrics, financials.
00:29:44Your current ALGO is just a data aggregator that can account for orphaned infosets.
00:29:49Which is fine for your corporate clients, but not performant under data-rich scenarios.
00:29:56So, this is, I mean, it can capture someone's entire digital footprint in a heartbeat.
00:30:03Now you're making my heartbeat.
00:30:05Its scope is basically God's eye.
00:30:08Good.
00:30:09Super scobey then.
00:30:10But in the wrong hands it could-
00:30:12It could-
00:30:12Whose hands are you talking about my hands?
00:30:16Hmm?
00:30:17Listen, you make a wrench, right?
00:30:19And I buy that wrench, right?
00:30:23If I fix a leak or break someone's kneecap with it, it's not up to the wrench, girl.
00:30:27But my ALGO isn't intended-
00:30:28No, my ALGO.
00:30:29Mine.
00:30:30You work here.
00:30:31You developed it here.
00:30:33It is mine.
00:30:34Or do you want me to slap you with the lawsuit?
00:30:37If you did that, I would quit.
00:30:39Obviously.
00:30:39And then one of your other employees would need to be capable of supervising, which they're-
00:30:44Not.
00:30:49Lucky, can you give us the room?
00:30:54I told you to fix the door-
00:30:56Sorry.
00:30:58Um...
00:30:59Mr. Park, there are rules-
00:31:00Rules are designed to keep morons in line.
00:31:02Are you a moron?
00:31:03No, you aren't.
00:31:04And think about it, okay?
00:31:06What if this ALGO ends up protecting evildoers when it should be exposing them?
00:31:11Hmm?
00:31:13Who-who's gonna-who's gonna make that call?
00:31:15You?
00:31:15Every time?
00:31:18Yeah.
00:31:18How about we develop this?
00:31:20Hmm?
00:31:20I'll give you the resources you need.
00:31:24Don't you want to see the rocket you built punch a hole in the sky?
00:31:27Isn't that why you came to the valley?
00:31:30Yeah.
00:31:32Okay, so how godlike is this?
00:31:34Omniscience?
00:31:35Semi-deity omniscience?
00:31:36Omniscience.
00:31:37What's that?
00:31:38We're about to find out.
00:31:48Here, spoof it from this number.
00:31:57Lillie?
00:31:58I was just thinking about your young self.
00:32:01Hello?
00:32:02Hi?
00:32:04Say hi there.
00:32:05Hang on.
00:32:08That was a-
00:32:09Press releases, personal calendars, text chains, posts, search engine requests-
00:32:14That's a big boat.
00:32:15Oh?
00:32:15That's a really mean-
00:32:17He's handsome.
00:32:18Yeah.
00:32:18No.
00:32:21How much does he make?
00:32:24Fuck.
00:32:26Okay.
00:32:28He got a tonsillectomy when he was a kid.
00:32:30I did too.
00:32:31Yeah.
00:32:32He likes sweet beer, herring, anal.
00:32:36Okay.
00:32:37Do you want more of the sex stuff?
00:32:38Cause I can tweak it-
00:32:39No, no, no.
00:32:39It's-
00:32:40It's-
00:32:43Okay.
00:32:50This is, um-
00:32:54This is a thing.
00:33:00Good work.
00:33:05Hey.
00:33:07I don't know your name.
00:33:08What is it?
00:33:09Harper.
00:33:09Harper.
00:33:10Hi.
00:33:10Um, I can count on your complete discretion with this.
00:33:15Right?
00:33:16W-What do you want?
00:33:17Um-
00:33:17I-I wanna get you something.
00:33:19I-
00:33:20What do you need?
00:33:21What do you need?
00:33:21Anything?
00:33:21An office of my own.
00:33:22Ah.
00:33:31Oh!
00:33:43Jameson.
00:33:44Hey kiddo.
00:33:45What are you up to these days?
00:33:48soccer tournament stalker tournament soccer soccer i prefer skiing but they have wealth
00:33:55connotations soccer's more relatable hey tessie's here somewhere you two should get together when's
00:34:02the last time you guys had a sleepover not since like seventh grade okay can you just hold
00:34:11that face i'm building an intelligent entity more of an autonomous companion
00:34:15for alienated teens based on personal data ecosystems but it has been a real slog to
00:34:22replicate a genuine look of bothersomeness thanks jamie
00:34:27okay just a sec sweetie sweetie next bite of the lemon square tastes exactly like the first
00:34:37yeah i don't know how many of those she's eating you try i mean it's hard
00:34:43it's really hard being involved
00:35:06honey swim first then eat just so you don't have any digestion issues
00:35:10in the park offsetter's pool can we talk please our next session in the office
00:35:19i'd rather do it now duncan circumstances don't always line with our wishes
00:35:41your parents gave you a smartphone uh yeah yours don't smarts are worse than hard drugs twice as
00:35:50addictive it's addictive doesn't every parent here like work on tech stuff arms dealers don't give their
00:35:57your kids landmines
00:35:58so
00:36:00so
00:36:12so
00:36:16so
00:36:34does your mom still take your body mass index every night what was her thing like
00:36:38anything over petite and you're eight percent less likely to get into a top 10
00:36:44amazing here you're klepto now it was better pyromania and you have to repeat the 11th grade
00:36:54plus community service and i have to see dr gary court ordered triple crown
00:37:01poor tessie stealing the flag off the flagpole turning the exit signs into no exit signs so
00:37:08deep or just another cry for help you found me out jimmy just remember if it comes down to it
00:37:17it's across the street for attention up the road if you want results
00:37:40hello oh you're not ashamed to be seen with me what are you talking about
00:37:47everybody from cupertino tim little tim the guy's staring at me like he's trying to castrate me
00:37:54telepathically it's working too he's just gloating what why he convinced big tim to shut down the
00:38:04acquisition talks mind you after you leak the rumor what did you say it wasn't that
00:38:12but i heard he called you a dumb man's genius
00:38:16at least on someone's genius not everybody's asshole
00:38:20he comes to my house he comes to my house clothing that is
00:38:25how much of my stock do you own huh little tim blabs about the acquisition snafu to any of
00:38:30these people here anyone he won't okay he won't yeah well he better not i'm just saying you stand
00:38:35to lose too i know that's why i had to firewall myself off from all of it oh and yet
00:38:39you still
00:38:40heard him call me a dumbass that just happened to get through your firewall the zinger i mean he's
00:38:46he's cutting me off at the balls here i need you to shut that shit down is it the stock
00:38:52you're
00:38:52worried about or your dick it's one in the same
00:39:19so this whole experience is you know quite out of the box for me yeah
00:39:24a great community it seems everyone is so lovely here happy to get to work and bring my daughter
00:39:29give her the best opportunity oh uh by the way lily knows you came to my session last night yeah
00:39:36i
00:39:36know i texted her why would you do that misunderstandings don't predict war costly and easily avoidable
00:39:44with a bit of truth i got lost in translation she went and banged a guy in napa
00:39:51oh that is not i'm sorry no i know i know i know i'm sorry i just wanted to give
00:39:56dillian a lot of
00:39:56respect and agency well mission super duper accomplished don't no okay no sound like a truffle pig
00:40:05don't do that i want to officially introduce the reason we're all here an educator who took a top
00:40:2450 in pasadena to the top five before that masters from columbia harvard before that and a terrifically
00:40:34underprivileged upbringing in chicago i knew the minute i heard her speak at the aspen education
00:40:40summit that she was the one to lead us into the future raising money off frothy numbers to sugarcoat
00:40:47the rotten apple is what built this town it's not fraud not now if not now i will do harm
00:40:53to myself
00:40:54and or others jesus finally uh goodness i um should have prepared something
00:41:06i know you're all ready for a new chapter at las altas
00:41:14oh orson hey i uh i what hey hey sorry
00:41:23oh
00:41:25i can't lead a thinker
00:41:29let's make this a great year
00:41:43hi um this is this is weird but i was in there and i i saw you take that thing
00:41:49you don't know what you're talking about bro
00:41:52oh well that guy in there he just he saw me come out of the library and he might think
00:41:56that i took it
00:41:58like if so facto or whatever
00:42:18okay so listen i'm in crisis right now this is you're looking at it and my therapist who's supposed to
00:42:27know me
00:42:27better than anyone thinks i'm a fraud okay
00:42:30duncan i i i didn't call you a fraud okay well i said what i said was that you you
00:42:37might be committing fraud
00:42:38what is the difference you're not a murderer you're just someone who committed murder
00:42:41and here when you use the word fraud in the valley that's kind of like saying
00:42:47good hustle okay i i i spoke to a lawyer friend
00:42:53what what i didn't mention your name or anything
00:42:56why would you why would you talk to a lawyer what
00:42:58oh you haven't done anything about this yet acted on any of it
00:43:04i've done the analytics you know i i i i bag a high profile investor
00:43:08and then everybody forgets about cupertino and
00:43:11we grow we grow i'm sexy again come and get it
00:43:15but you'd have to lie to to do it it's it's it's market manipulation and it is a felony
00:43:21a felony a felony no look okay here you you came here today right and i'm just gonna assume to
00:43:30benefit your business right you snarf up a bunch of potential hot shot clients and they're fucked up
00:43:35kids that's no i my child is attending los altos you don't have a child you just met him
00:43:48the pooter okay no i'm sorry i'm sorry i think that we should be getting back to your guest i
00:43:53just had a
00:43:53uh-huh i did it's a really good one okay okay okay out of all your illustrious clients
00:44:01right maybe there is one or two in my arena or adjacent and that maybe their business needs aligned
00:44:09with mine and and maybe their personalities match as well and you could set us up for
00:44:14i don't know a lunch okay i am uh not a dating service for businessmen duncan i am a therapist
00:44:21and you need to respect that okay life coaches do it all the time i am not a i am
00:44:27not a life coach
00:44:28no no i listen i want to continue doing the work i do with you with you then i think
00:44:35that you need to
00:44:36face the discomfort of your truths you pumped your stock right yeah and now you want to do more of
00:44:47it
00:44:47i mean if the sec find out you could go to jail jail don't yeah well you wouldn't be the
00:44:55first ceo
00:44:56to end up there you make me feel worse you do and that is not your job i'm pretty sure
00:45:01that is the
00:45:02opposite of your job okay this is right here this is why we have sessions in an office boundaries okay
00:45:10look i i i i apologize duncan and i am ending this conversation right now no hey wait listen lily's
00:45:18having an affair i'm just a bit agitated more than usual and you keep bringing up the sec and lawyer
00:45:29and
00:45:30well i am i i depend on you and i respect you there is
00:45:39there's no one else
00:45:51oh man that's a good shower yeah
00:45:56finally an ounce of respect for the va huh all right some legit above-board decadence yeah i just
00:46:07wish the meetings went better oh no pouting jeffrey come on no feelings in a firefight smell this
00:46:16smell smells good yeah earl grey right yeah come on look around we're doing okay i'm gonna do my pitch
00:46:25tonight all the wigs will be there the big ones the little ones oh yeah i will make my case
00:46:30i'll be
00:46:31passionate i'm great when i'm passionate
00:46:38do you want to help me get passionate
00:46:44uh
00:46:47tom yeah what about the behavioral health forum in fairlawn huh backseat of that car
00:46:53yeah i got you drunk cross the line sorry but you know if i'm being honest not sorry
00:47:05i wasn't that drunk
00:47:10but uh
00:47:13yeah yeah
00:47:17i was younger once you know no no handsomer no no all the officers wives wanted me yeah you wanted
00:47:24the officers yeah you're still handsome and my boss yeah right yeah
00:47:39you're gonna be great you know you can get some wow
00:47:46y'all didn't invent moving fast and breaking things we did we need to be agile and america is the
00:47:55greatest startup of them all the future is coming we like that startup energy we're going to require
00:48:03our contractors to look over existing jams and let us know what we're good about in the first place
00:48:12let's go to the movies
00:48:18born from carbon woven composite skin wonderful speech general i'm afraid we're gonna have to
00:48:24bump mr roughage we pay overtime if we go even a minute over but wait since he wasn't part of
00:48:30the
00:48:30original program is he gonna have trouble reimbursing his room yeah that's twenty one hundred dollars a
00:48:37night i mean you could lie say you spoke just don't get caught don't let me say my piece five
00:48:44minutes
00:48:45that's it it's not about being reimbursed it's for the vets i find it best to leave these decisions to
00:48:52major marshes you son of a bitch you set me up to me down how long are you gonna hold
00:49:02a grudge
00:49:03oh you know what to hell with this i'm speaking you can just try and stop me
00:49:17okay
00:49:19okay
00:49:41Hey, handsome.
00:49:42Hey, Dad. How's it going?
00:49:44Not bad. Not for an old geezer.
00:49:47How's it going there? When did school start?
00:49:49Day after Labor Day, I think.
00:49:53This place just feels like a weird simmaculum of life.
00:49:58Simulacrum.
00:50:00Simulacrum.
00:50:01There's these clients who pay to come see Mom and Gary on the hour.
00:50:05It's so weird.
00:50:06And there's one guy who's worth like a bazillion dollars,
00:50:08but he's the saddest man you've ever seen.
00:50:11The world there is not the world.
00:50:16Your mother loved it. I did not.
00:50:18Yeah.
00:50:19I really want to come home.
00:50:22Soon.
00:50:23December 19th.
00:50:25The day the semester ends.
00:50:27And I checked on the 21st,
00:50:29BSO's playing Berlioz' Symphony Fantastique.
00:50:32Berlioz.
00:50:34Worst case scenario,
00:50:36you do both semesters out there.
00:50:38You do both semesters out there.
00:50:45You do both semesters out there.
00:50:48You do both semesters out there.
00:50:49You do both semesters out there.
00:50:52You do both semesters out there.
00:50:53You do both semesters out there.
00:50:54You do both semesters out there.
00:50:56You do both semesters out there.
00:50:56You do both semesters out there.
00:50:56You do both semesters out there.
00:50:58You do both semesters out there.
00:51:00You do both semesters out there.
00:51:07You do both semesters out there.
00:52:38Yeah.
00:52:38Wow.
00:52:39I know.
00:52:40They're military.
00:52:41Like, and should I be all gung-ho like war's my jam or is it like, oh, we don't talk
00:52:46about
00:52:47blood and guts and stuff like that?
00:52:49Just be yourself.
00:52:51Who else would I be, huh?
00:52:53Duncan, this is the story you need.
00:52:55Yes, right, righto.
00:52:56Once more on to the beach.
00:52:57Bye.
00:52:59Hey, go back to D.C.
00:53:02I need you there.
00:53:03Keep an eye on the jackals.
00:53:06They see safety net and all they think is, where'd I put my scissors?
00:53:09You're staying.
00:53:10Yeah.
00:53:12You hate it here.
00:53:13I hate it everywhere.
00:53:14I complain so much.
00:53:15I've lost track of where things fall on my color wheel of shit.
00:53:20It's all one big brown smear.
00:53:23You'll be pointing D.C., okay?
00:53:26We'll talk every day.
00:53:28Mr. Ruvage.
00:53:30Duncan Park, CEO, Hypernosis.
00:53:32Data analytics.
00:53:33I hear you need a data man to help our fighting men in uniform and women.
00:53:39Can I get you a round of drinks?
00:53:41Uh, yeah.
00:53:43Yeah, two of those.
00:53:44Gentlemen, what can I, what can I do for, I am sorry, I don't, is it the Army?
00:53:51Is it the Navy, Marines?
00:53:54Air Force and Coast Guard, too.
00:53:57Cowabunga.
00:53:58Right?
00:53:58I mean, what, what can Hypernosis do to help us win our next war?
00:54:03Uh, well, it's really the last war we're still fighting.
00:54:08Okay.
00:54:09Of course.
00:54:10Of course.
00:54:11Tracking down the terrorists.
00:54:13So you give us your satellite feed, your secret files, and we, we meld that with our data.
00:54:18We cross it.
00:54:19We blend it.
00:54:20We dig into it.
00:54:21We find the patterns.
00:54:23We find your bad guys, and you just, you just pull the trigger.
00:54:26Done.
00:54:26Win-win.
00:54:27Win-win.
00:54:27I mean, not for the guys that you're blowing up, but then, no, they're kind of into it,
00:54:31too.
00:54:31It's their martyrdom.
00:54:32So that's, it's actually a win-win-win.
00:54:35And that's sort of the slogan for hypernosis.
00:54:39Ah.
00:54:40Um, it's just, what?
00:54:43We represent America's veterans.
00:54:46We're the VA.
00:54:58How'd it go?
00:55:01What's the matter?
00:55:02Duncan, slow down.
00:55:06I told you they were from the VA.
00:55:08You, you said military, okay?
00:55:10I need a sexy new client, not old urine silk vets with their weird hats and broken brains.
00:55:17I thought you got that.
00:55:18Sorry I hooked you up with a bloody government contract.
00:55:20There are more than one kind, okay?
00:55:22More than one kind.
00:55:23There are self-bombers and secret agents, and then there's distributing colostomy bags
00:55:27in tent cities.
00:55:28These men and women, they fought so that, so that we, we here could be free here.
00:55:37I admire them.
00:55:38And I, I've seen the alternatives.
00:55:40But I chose to make a life here, and in spite of its flaws, I'm grateful.
00:55:44Well, then you should have had Cupertino be their hero, okay?
00:55:47My company is not your ethical laundromat, okay?
00:55:51I, I have a reputation, okay?
00:55:57I know it's not great, what people say about me, but, but this is not, this is not the
00:56:04story I needed, okay?
00:56:06This is just, this is goodwill fuckery, and your buddy, Little Tim, Little Tim, that's
00:56:12exactly what he's going to say when he leaks the acquisition fail.
00:56:16No.
00:56:17Yes, yes it is.
00:56:17I, I, I see how that guy looks at me.
00:56:21Like, like I'm lying in a ditch with my asshole sticking up inside out so he can drive up
00:56:27with his bodies and go like, hey guys, isn't that Duncan Park in that ditch with his asshole
00:56:33sticking up inside out?
00:56:34Well, yeah, I know how people are.
00:56:36Because I'm one of them.
00:56:39I'm a person, and I'm like that.
00:56:41So you're walking away?
00:56:43You're goddamn right, and you're going to tell the VA guys, that is your punishment, okay?
00:56:47Just put them out of their misery.
00:56:49They've probably been to more funerals than birthdays anyway.
00:56:52They can take it.
00:56:52Thanks.
00:57:02Message from Harper.
00:57:09Message.
00:57:10Message from Harper.
00:57:12Message from Harper.
00:57:13Message.
00:57:14Message.
00:57:15Message from Harper.
00:57:20You gotta be kidding me.
00:57:29Um, before we start, I think it's important to ensure your commitment to the doctor-patient
00:57:37confidentiality thing.
00:57:38You know everything about me, as it should be.
00:57:41And as you know, I have trust issues.
00:57:46Duncan, where are we going with this?
00:57:49Easier to hear me out.
00:57:53Um, on May 7th, you missed a session due to the flu, but you were actually getting varicose
00:57:59veins removed.
00:58:01Hypernosis.
00:58:01My company.
00:58:03We harvest your data every time you click agree, and then we put that all into an algorithm
00:58:08that would make the Patriot Act blush.
00:58:11Anything, everywhere, anybody.
00:58:14I know.
00:58:15All that God-like knowledge, and still, Cupertino didn't want us.
00:58:19The thing is, we're not all that unique.
00:58:23The amount of companies with as much or more capability than the NSA would give you nightmares.
00:58:29Here, Russia, China, India, they all have what I have on you.
00:58:34If they only cared to look.
00:58:36Duncan, um, I fear that you, you may be having a psychotic episode.
00:58:43Half of it's public filings and court cases, like how you and your ex-husband both try to
00:58:47dodge custody of the kid.
00:58:49Pretty sure little Orwell would love to hear that.
00:58:55Okay.
00:58:57Okay.
00:58:58You need to leave.
00:59:01Right now.
00:59:02You need to face the discomforts of your truths, Jojo.
00:59:09When I told you my company was in trouble, within 53 seconds of me leaving this office,
00:59:14you sold your shares.
00:59:15And I was like, what?
00:59:17That hurt.
00:59:18No faith in Dunkey?
00:59:19And then I asked myself, I was like, why did she have shares in my company?
00:59:25Sounds like a conflict of interest.
00:59:27No?
00:59:28Oh my goodness.
00:59:29Could it be?
00:59:29Yes.
00:59:30Yes, it is.
00:59:32You've been running a magnificent scam on all your high-end, blubbering billionaire clients.
00:59:37You, the trusted repository of the Valley's ultimate insider information.
00:59:43VC agonizing about an upcoming earnings call sell.
00:59:46CEO hopes his wife finally respects him after an upcoming secret merger.
00:59:51Bye.
00:59:53What's the harm?
00:59:54Except it's a felony and you can go to jail for it.
00:59:57Duncan, this is madness.
00:59:58You are confabulating and it's a concern.
01:00:02That superior tone is something I really would like you to work on.
01:00:06Um, sit.
01:00:08Sit, please.
01:00:11We're both flawed human beings, you and I.
01:00:16With your degree, you could have chosen to help filthy city urchins with their nasty demons,
01:00:21but no, no, no.
01:00:22You planted yourself in the single richest enclave in America
01:00:26to help cure the scourge for performance anxiety.
01:00:30Sudden wealth syndrome?
01:00:31No.
01:00:33You profited.
01:00:35It really is okay and you'll still profit.
01:00:38Me too.
01:00:41Because you're going to dish all that life-giving dirt to me.
01:00:46Not today, though.
01:00:47No.
01:00:48Today, I feel comfortable.
01:00:51Earthed.
01:00:52There's level ground between us.
01:00:56Feels better, right?
01:00:59So can we please just...
01:01:02Please...
01:01:03Talk about my dad.
01:01:21Hello?
01:01:24Hello?
01:01:39You are inviting a pushback that is going to feel like the wrath of God.
01:01:44Dad, you're like having a breakdown.
01:01:49Hypergnomes, assemble!
01:01:51We're going to make money!
01:01:53Ten million data points on every person from birth.
01:01:56You're not predicting behavior.
01:01:58You're steering it.
01:02:00Your algorithm says all that?
01:02:02Yes!
01:02:03That's the kind of tech that could help people.
01:02:07My patients have dangerous, violent tendencies.
01:02:11I just want to crush them.
01:02:14So what is your deal, bro?
01:02:17I know tech changed the world.
01:02:19But so did the bubonic plague.
01:02:22I don't get it.
01:02:22You're bot.
01:02:23Is it a moron?
01:02:24I mean, is it based on a moron?
01:02:26Guncan!
01:02:28You do not want this guy running your company.
01:02:30Hey!
01:02:31Whoa!
01:02:34Prepare to have your mind blown.
01:02:40Welcome to the table read of The Audacity.
01:02:43First block.
01:02:46It's about to get real.
01:02:49The Audacity.
01:02:50Episode 101.
01:02:52We follow up a Silicon Valley CEO, Duncan Park, 40s, biohacked and bespectacled.
01:02:58In episode one, the first thing that I wrote down was Duncan's opening line.
01:03:03More than physical pain, I fear humiliation.
01:03:08And it felt like it was being said to somebody in confidence.
01:03:11Angle on Dr. Joanne Felder, psychologist, 40s.
01:03:14She kind of runs the Valley's mindset or the psychology.
01:03:18The lost man children.
01:03:20It became a question of how can we make this relationship more than just therapist patient?
01:03:25They started the season a little bit in performance of themselves, especially Joanne.
01:03:29She's like playing the good therapist.
01:03:32When word gets out, how will that make you feel?
01:03:36And when do you expect that to be?
01:03:40Let's see what happens when you are a powerful person discussing corporate secrets,
01:03:45successes and failures in a therapeutic setting.
01:03:48And what does the therapist do with the information, which is essentially insider information?
01:03:53Really, this is strictly between us.
01:03:58Schmuck.
01:03:59It was fun also doing some therapy scenes with Zach.
01:04:02Would you like to starfish, Karo?
01:04:04Okay.
01:04:05Yeah.
01:04:06Bardolph is, he's an angry man.
01:04:08And he's very resentful and feels like he has never gotten his flowers that he deserves as being one of
01:04:16the pioneers of Silicon Valley.
01:04:18His main problem is greed, like most of the characters.
01:04:22Doesn't it make you feel good to see your legacy in action?
01:04:27Legacy, geez.
01:04:28Bardolph's law is something I wrote on in.
01:04:30Napkin.
01:04:31On speed when we still have fast machines.
01:04:34Doctor, patient, confidentiality, things is how airtight is that?
01:04:37I can't speak with anyone about what you say.
01:04:40Not unless you're meaning to do harm to yourself or others.
01:04:43I grew up in a house with a psychiatrist and a therapist with their offices in the house.
01:04:50And I could hear the patients.
01:04:52I was a teenager and I chose not to listen to them because they were mostly really boring, but I
01:04:57could listen to them.
01:04:58It's that sort of funny faith that this room is a safe space.
01:05:03Why?
01:05:04What's so safe about it?
01:05:05When I told you my company was in trouble within 53 seconds of me leaving this office, you soldier shares.
01:05:11These two seemingly are so different, but then they actually have a lot in common.
01:05:17She is shown to be somebody with ethical lapses who cuts corners herself.
01:05:23It really is okay and you'll still profit.
01:05:25Me too.
01:05:26Because you're going to dish all that life-giving dirt to me.
01:05:31End of episode.
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