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00:00:05Last week, Hypernosis was being acquired by Cupertino.
00:00:08It's not happening.
00:00:09I did meet a Danish CFO.
00:00:12Of course, we use protection.
00:00:13What can Hypernosis do to help us win our next war?
00:00:16We represent America's veterans.
00:00:18I told you they were from the VA.
00:00:20I need a sexy new client.
00:00:22I was in there and I saw you take that thing.
00:00:24You've been running a magnificent scam on all your clients.
00:00:27My company, we harvest your data.
00:00:29Like how you and your ex-husband both try to dodge custody of the kid.
00:01:05I'm going to commit you to the VA.
00:01:07You're in there.
00:01:12That's right.
00:01:14You're in there.
00:01:14That's right.
00:01:14You're in there.
00:01:20You're in there.
00:01:24That's right.
00:01:25That's right.
00:01:39audio message to jojo therapy hey making sure you're getting my messages uh for the next
00:01:49session tomorrow i was hoping maybe you could come up with a list of your like
00:01:53real thoroughbred clients from your stable super super excited about this next chapter
00:02:02in our alliance yeah we'll do some spark flinging and idea splashing
00:02:13okay text me unless you're uh under something heavy
00:02:17are you uh kidding obviously it's duncan
00:02:25how are my ketones 0.3 millimolar
00:02:29too many gojis in my slurry i told you i mean i don't think it's the gojis what the hell
00:02:33where
00:02:33is my one by oh um i don't know my one by
00:02:42where's thelma where's thelma thelma the tungsten cube i showed you yesterday yeah remember
00:02:50where is it i don't know where the cube is did you take my cube thelma listen i i'm not
00:02:56accusing you
00:02:57i know it's cliche but we were just talking about it no no thelma brain food only fish
00:03:04with the good amega 3 the atlantic nova maybe that's okay thank you she's okay she's not
00:03:13she's so cute hey this is what you once said about you yelled it out nothing worse
00:03:18nothing worse really well she fucked a great day
00:03:28run if you're gonna run jamie's task forces this morning
00:03:34it's time to think endowment gifts stanford's not taking this one for free okay
00:03:47hey duncan hey duncan oh jesus no no you paparazzi now well you weren't taking my calls
00:03:55i can't find the stock app on this thing concerns about your price no just doing fiduciary hygiene
00:04:02well markets are closed today it's labor day oh well when's ceo day huh but hey but some of us
00:04:08are on a deadline so off the record in the lockbox any comment on the crupertino acquisition
00:04:14come on man you started this our talk's still going ahead what's happening you know after your
00:04:19last article came out a lot of people thought it was me who leaked the rumor maybe your lockbox is
00:04:24in
00:04:24need of uh rejuvenation hey can we stop running please i understand an american diet duncan please
00:04:37duncan no one knew that you were the source not from me anyway good and if you want anything else
00:04:43about me from me you're gonna need to stay my deep throat okay no you're my deep throat anyway you
00:04:51like
00:04:51nana audio message to jojo therapy hey um just to say you could hit me back i'm anxious okay man
00:05:06anxious
00:05:08anxious
00:05:12i want a gun okay but honey they said they caught they think they did well ma'am if you
00:05:20have any
00:05:20additional information you caught a guy not the guy are you hungry eat something my child sleeps
00:05:27down there okay i mean what if this guy is still out there lurking waiting you can eat more than
00:05:33that
00:05:33see this is why your tummy hates you looks like he tried to break the seal with this that's my
00:05:38pippin
00:05:39this is oh my god this is an original broadway cast recording wow look at that trashed i'm sorry that's
00:05:48just you know he must have come in through the waiting room how many times have i asked alvin
00:05:53to fix that lock i mean if he won't fix it i'm sorry but what choice do we have but
00:05:57a gun okay well
00:05:58true alvin our landlord we asked him to put an alarm as well and we're gonna he's done
00:06:02nothing okay but we're gonna talk to him obviously okay no gun i'm not living in a home with an
00:06:09instrument of death no offense you rent you may not be taking this seriously enough i think you're
00:06:21being a little bit irrational to tell you the truth oh wake up gary we work with several ultra
00:06:26rich clients i mean people on the radar of cabals and and cartels and conglomerates i mean you don't
00:06:33think that that one of their rivals might plant a listening device in their therapist's office i
00:06:38mean cia does it all the time the cia yes the cia okay there is a batch of klonopin upstairs
00:06:46it's
00:06:46going to help i don't want a klonopin gary i want a gun i never get anything i want we
00:06:52still have
00:06:52all the old furniture from your first marriage yeah fine fine well now i want a gun
00:07:16i nearly socked lorraine when she signed me up to be a whore
00:07:22winningidea.com that's winning with a y by the way like whining but more horrible
00:07:28yeah i don't know that site people pay 15 grand to pitch their winning idea to ceo types like me
00:07:3615
00:07:37minutes but what halfway decent ceo has 15 minutes to burn so basically it's a parade of
00:07:44shit ceo's or bored retired types like me it triggered me like a fire alarm at a at a fireworks
00:07:51factory that's how bad it triggered me never again it's okay carl we we we all feel that way uh
00:07:59sometimes horrible people who have no uh boundaries no manners no integrity we we want to
00:08:07lash out and sometimes we even fantasize about hurting yes yes amen sister let's hurt them
00:08:14um yeah but uh what are some strategies that that that we could use um what about our mnemonics
00:08:23stop stop stop yeah that thing yeah that's right uh s stop t take a step back oh yeah can
00:08:30i forgive
00:08:31me can i just the s of stop is stop the acronym is stop but the s of stop stands
00:08:40for stop yeah yeah
00:08:41that's um uh that's no that's right um s stop t take a step back o observe p proceed mindfully
00:08:50it's
00:08:51just a a little thing to remember for when that the s of stop is for stop correct i mean
00:08:56can you people
00:08:57pretend to to dress it up a little bit i mean slow down suspend something i can't believe a group
00:09:05of
00:09:05professionals got into a room and landed on that probably high-fived each other over it you know i
00:09:11mean on the face of it if if if i could stop i wouldn't need the mnemonic if i could
00:09:16stop i wouldn't
00:09:17need anger management i'm here because i can't stop right you did stop is only the first step yeah of
00:09:23stop of stop of stop right stop now t okay take a step back yeah are you are you testing
00:09:31me because
00:09:32i think i'm i may fail because i may start s is for start t uh throwing things carl a
00:09:39is for at uh r is
00:09:42for uh don't say i'm gonna say it don't say i'm gonna say it retarded okay and the last t
00:09:48is for
00:09:48therapists i am going to start throwing things and retarded therapists huh i said it okay oh for
00:09:57christ's sake carl just just breathe you breathe but i've seen sat scores go up 15 20 with the right
00:10:06fungal regime but there's always side effects with fungus okay so retest with the hitting and getting
00:10:13the right sure but let's say she hits 1300 then we're well within range for duke carnegie no i'm
00:10:20going to stamper that's me sorry jameson low-key favor can you try these glasses on wow right yes it's
00:10:32like worth a hundred iq points right yeah for the interview yeah and what if we went a bit radical
00:10:38with her hair baby baltic color uh manifests individuality no i think she looked like a blue-eyed
00:10:49pinata no i want the first swing no sweetie i'm kidding let's talk accommodations dr gary
00:10:59mm-hmm yes a little preview perhaps yeah yeah um all right so uh as i said the
00:11:07full report promised but okay so boiling it down to some salient headlines um the non-verbal abstract
00:11:15processing average um but jameson does uh meet the qualifying diagnostic criteria for adhd but only just
00:11:25so double time does she get double if you'd like a significant number of applicants will have 200
00:11:31right okay i don't need it i'm not sped duncan remy you remember remy our admissions consultant remy
00:11:38will you tell him what you're thinking read the um endowments oh three or four million to the
00:11:43endowment fund uh any more starts to look like a right unless we're talking a new library isn't
00:11:49strategic generosity a bit shameless this is all such bullshit jamie oh she's upset about being
00:11:55neurodivergent well i'm not you really just done the margin i'm not you want to have to take the
00:12:02test twice as fast as everyone else let's retest yeah sure take the neural thingy okay just see that
00:12:08i'll take you we'll get cheeseburgers no no cheeseburgers yeah and like there's nothing wrong
00:12:12with being on the spectrum i mean i always assume you are with me on it and hey who among
00:12:17the silicon
00:12:18savants aren't a little divergent in the neuro right right i mean that's why we're so good at
00:12:23telling the rest of you how to shop and talk and stuff we're on the outside looking in right dr
00:12:27gary
00:12:28that's right that's a really interesting perspective on that um joanne never mentioned that you were on
00:12:36the spectrum well why was she no what no why would she that's uh i'm i'm sorry i misspoke uh
00:12:45that's
00:12:46called the cognitive overload folks joanne is my wife joanne was texting and i was talking to you and
00:12:51i just oh look there she is again right yeah what a relief because i thought she got hit by
00:12:56a truck
00:13:00uh no glad to see your phone's working uh i'm curious if gary is aware of your unusual investment
00:13:09strategy should i ask him no you don't lady you can't cancel on me you do not get to do
00:13:22that hello
00:13:24hey can i yeah listen uh just to apologize it was it was highly unprofessional of me to identify you
00:13:32as a patient in front of others it was a violation transgression crime no not a crime actually but
00:13:40she never mentioned your diagnosis to me ever i've never been diagnosed it's i'm sorry we were
00:13:48having quite an anxious morning that's joanne actually i keep meaning to get tested but um
00:13:59well i mean if you're interested that's something i could do for you sure
00:14:04i mean on the house oh great what are you doing now it's labor day gary you want to labor
00:14:09uh sure yeah today sure yeah great yeah you need the internet no no no great old school good good
00:14:18not here not here i know a great place no one will bother us even if they wanted to okay
00:14:24yeah
00:14:29okay so what's the phone same as ed thugs it's gonna do where it's warm for a bright yeah
00:14:38look behind your couch cushions and chairs and look well straight above it
00:14:43even your closet can be tiny hiding places for cameras as tiny as a grain of salt
00:14:49and people your art your paintings and that pattern hiding is really freaking right
00:14:58and remember it's only the paranoia in the eyes of soon-to-be-sarys
00:15:03you
00:15:04and you
00:15:04and you
00:15:05and you
00:15:06and you
00:15:18and you
00:15:44What's wrong, Gary?
00:15:45You're looking a little green.
00:15:46No, no, no.
00:15:46You're one of those guys who really likes to drive.
00:15:48I wasn't driving.
00:15:49It's a self-driving car.
00:15:51I mean, who knows how to drive better than a car, right?
00:15:54Right, yeah, yeah.
00:15:56You're not a risk guy, Gary?
00:15:57Huh?
00:15:58Huh?
00:15:59Sure.
00:15:59Let me ask you, how are you with your investments?
00:16:01Do you like to get freaky with the Dow?
00:16:03Oh, you know, investing is like Joanne's department mostly.
00:16:08Is it?
00:16:08Yeah.
00:16:09Oh.
00:16:09Lily never shuts up about my portfolio.
00:16:12Joanne must keep you abreast, right?
00:16:14Not so much.
00:16:15It's like I do more thermostats, oil changes, alcohol infrastructure.
00:16:20I think you want to go.
00:16:21Right.
00:16:23Home, sweet home.
00:16:26Everyone has a smart house, right?
00:16:29This one's dumb.
00:16:30That whole thing on top of the house, that's a Faraday cage.
00:16:34Blocks all cellular.
00:16:36Here, give me yours.
00:16:38Oh, no, I need to have this right now, if that's okay.
00:16:40But no cell phones inside.
00:16:44Yeah, sure.
00:16:45Great.
00:16:45Could use a break.
00:16:46Good.
00:16:47Great.
00:16:48Yep.
00:16:49The internet's never once popped its cherry.
00:16:51I mean, if you need milk, the fridge won't tell you.
00:16:54Your phone won't suggest you breathe, and I guess if you fall down and break your leg, you're
00:16:59shit out of luck.
00:17:00Yeah.
00:17:00I suppose.
00:17:02Let's find out how weird I am.
00:17:04Yeah.
00:17:16I confuse texture with temperature.
00:17:19Always, sometimes, rarely, never.
00:17:23Like when I touch things?
00:17:26Always, sometimes, rarely, never.
00:17:30Maybe with, like, fruit, wet fruit, you know, like a melon rind, so, rarely?
00:17:37I fear flowers with thorns, always, sometimes, rarely, never.
00:17:44Never.
00:17:45I don't know, wait, should I?
00:17:48Rarely?
00:17:49You, rarely.
00:17:51I feel judged by my clothes, always, sometimes, rarely, never.
00:18:00Well, sometimes.
00:18:10I'm sorry, does that count for more?
00:18:14I have difficulty waiting my turn.
00:18:17Always, sometimes, rarely.
00:18:21Always.
00:18:31Orson, Orson, I need you.
00:18:33Right now.
00:18:36I...
00:18:36Did you lock the door?
00:18:40Okay.
00:18:41I have all my passwords saved here somewhere.
00:18:47Um, on a thumb drive, and I, I, I need to change all of them.
00:18:53Okay, um, uh, hey, what, what, what, what if you just, uh, give me the computer password,
00:18:58then I can change them all.
00:19:02Aren't you smart?
00:19:04Okay, um, it's your name and your birthday.
00:19:15Uh, did you do the capital O?
00:19:17I did the capital O.
00:19:22That's not the right date.
00:19:24Well, it's my birthday.
00:19:25No, it's not.
00:19:27It, it totally is.
00:19:29It's the 11th.
00:19:31No, it's, it's the 10th.
00:19:36This is why you always call me the day after my birthday?
00:19:53It's Halumi's birthday!
00:19:56Halumi?
00:19:56Yeah, uh, she was your dad's, actually.
00:20:00Um, uh, Halumi, uh, wiener dog.
00:20:02We scattered our ashes at the beach.
00:20:05That trip that we took to Knott's Berry Farm, you remember.
00:20:10Yes, you do.
00:20:11You loved it.
00:20:12There was that mine ride with the animatronic Chinese laborers,
00:20:17and you wore that little cowboy hat I got you.
00:20:21Well, I didn't go there for me, Orson.
00:20:23Jesus, you think I had a good time at Knott's Berry Farm?
00:20:29Um, why don't we just do the fingerprint thing instead?
00:20:34Yeah, good idea.
00:20:40Um, like this?
00:20:42Um, right over here.
00:20:45This?
00:20:46Yeah, thank you.
00:20:58Can you hear that?
00:20:59Listen.
00:21:03Total lack of microwaves.
00:21:06Yeah, it's a beautiful house, Duncan.
00:21:12It was Hamish's.
00:21:14My business partner.
00:21:16College roommate.
00:21:18He loved it here.
00:21:19We co-founded Fafa.
00:21:21You remember Fafa?
00:21:23Yeah, uh, yeah.
00:21:24Uh, a buddy of mine met his first wife on Fafa,
00:21:27and I bought a Subaru on Fafa.
00:21:30It was actually my second Subaru.
00:21:31Got that on Fafa.
00:21:33Nice.
00:21:33Nice.
00:21:34Okay, so, I really gotta get back,
00:21:36so can you run me to the...
00:21:38Yes, yes.
00:21:38You remember Hamish?
00:21:39Hamish was a genius.
00:21:42Inept, but, you know, he couldn't...
00:21:44Okay.
00:21:46He couldn't look people in the eye.
00:21:47He couldn't talk to people.
00:21:49I talked for him.
00:21:53Oh.
00:21:58Dude had a horrible stutter.
00:22:01Yeah, I would steal his, uh...
00:22:04His shoes, his medication.
00:22:07You know, that kind of thing.
00:22:08And, uh, he'd go,
00:22:09Fafa, fuck you, Duncan.
00:22:12And that's how he came up with the name Fafa.
00:22:14How?
00:22:16He hanged himself.
00:22:18Oh.
00:22:19Right above where you're standing, actually.
00:22:21Oh, fuck.
00:22:23You still make out where he, uh,
00:22:25carved his goodbye.
00:22:26Sorry.
00:22:31Yeah, should have been your welcome, right?
00:22:33You're welcome.
00:22:34He gave me this house.
00:22:36Gave me everything.
00:22:37And a chance to do it on my own.
00:22:42Yeah.
00:22:45That's how I bought hypergnosis.
00:22:53Wish that a Joanne back then.
00:22:57Let's go.
00:22:58Okay.
00:22:59Okay.
00:23:02Joanne deserves so much more.
00:23:04And I'm not talking about you.
00:23:06I'm...
00:23:06I'm sure you keep her very satisfied.
00:23:10And I'm...
00:23:11I'm...
00:23:12I mean financially.
00:23:14We're doing all right, Duncan.
00:23:15I appreciate your concern.
00:23:17You can call yourself a car, right?
00:23:19I'm gonna hang back and meditate.
00:23:21If you just go up the hill,
00:23:23you'll eventually get service, okay?
00:23:25Wait, up...
00:23:26Up the...
00:23:27This...
00:23:39Okay.
00:23:40What was Joanne texting Gary about?
00:23:42Uh, well...
00:23:43Was it about me?
00:23:44It was, wasn't it?
00:23:45It was about me.
00:23:46No, uh, no, it's not.
00:23:47It's, um...
00:23:48Okay, what...
00:23:49She, uh, she wants, uh...
00:23:50She wants a gun.
00:23:51A gun.
00:23:57A gun.
00:23:59Yes.
00:24:06A gun.
00:24:12Good morning.
00:24:14Good morning.
00:24:15Good morning.
00:24:16We'll figure it out.
00:24:16Okay.
00:24:17Let me...
00:24:26Hi.
00:24:27Good morning, girl.
00:24:28Good morning, Dr. Webb.
00:24:30Uh, wondering...
00:24:31What's that?
00:24:33That was for Lacey.
00:24:35Last year, she was one of the ones who...
00:24:37Put herself in a Cal Trains bath.
00:24:40Take it down, Bill.
00:24:41Or else they will all want one.
00:24:50I don't know what they're gonna say.
00:24:53Clepto.
00:24:55Hyrule.
00:24:56Psycho.
00:24:59I'll probably make a lot of it to smile if I unalive myself.
00:25:03I'm just having too much fun, you know?
00:25:13What's that?
00:25:15You got no wisdom to share?
00:25:19Speak up.
00:25:21This is embarrassing.
00:25:23I'm just having too much fun.
00:25:52Are you nervous?
00:25:54Don't be.
00:25:54You're gonna be great.
00:25:55Not great.
00:25:56You don't have to be great.
00:25:57Just keep expectations reasonable.
00:26:00Here, I say this to my clients.
00:26:02You know the story of Icarus?
00:26:03He, um...
00:26:04He tried to fly too close to the sun, but his wings melted.
00:26:07And so he fell down to Earth and died.
00:26:10But if Icarus flew too low, he'd drown.
00:26:13The middle.
00:26:15That is where you want to be.
00:26:17Yep.
00:26:18Not drowning.
00:26:19Not getting burned by the sun.
00:26:20But hey, you're flying.
00:26:23That's cool.
00:26:23Okay, thanks, Mom.
00:26:27Love you so much if you have no idea.
00:26:42Hi.
00:26:46Hey, how's it going?
00:26:48Thank you so much.
00:26:49Hi.
00:26:50Name and grade?
00:26:52Orson Stern, 9th grade.
00:26:59I'm new, so...
00:27:03Uh, Dr. Webb?
00:27:05Hmm?
00:27:06Uh, this young man is in the system, but...
00:27:10Hon, it looks like your transcript from your last school never arrived.
00:27:16We can't onboard you until we get it.
00:27:19My-my dad was supposed to do that.
00:27:21Oh.
00:27:21Well, can you give him a call?
00:27:25Yeah.
00:27:47Um, he didn't, he didn't answer.
00:27:49Why don't you go wait in the dining hall?
00:27:53Someone will come by you.
00:27:56Hi.
00:27:57I'm okay.
00:28:01I'm okay.
00:28:04I'm okay.
00:28:05I'm okay.
00:28:06You're up.
00:28:07Come on.
00:28:09Come on, baby.
00:28:10Beep, beep.
00:28:11Yeah.
00:28:12Take your car.
00:28:16Ah.
00:28:20Oh.
00:28:23Ah.
00:28:24Ah.
00:28:24Ah.
00:28:25Ah.
00:28:26Ah.
00:28:27I don't know.
00:28:27I don't know, I don't know.
00:28:28I don't know.
00:28:30I don't know.
00:28:31Oh.
00:28:38have a good day yeah um hey uh we should talk there's nothing to talk about nothing to talk
00:28:47that's that's emotional distortion and if deliberate um quite cruel
00:28:53duncan i am not doing this here it's fine that's fine follow me uh we'll talk no fine um
00:29:01when you were insider trading off your patients i'm sorry i'm sorry your clients when you were
00:29:06insider trading off your clients most private and confidential confidences given to you in strict
00:29:12confidence according to the rules of therapy international i'm just curious
00:29:22oh my god
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00:30:56Hello. Can I help you?
00:30:58Yes. Hello. Hi. Um, I've been hacked. I think. Several purchases of stocks I do not recognize.
00:31:04Oh dear. Have a seat. Thank you. Um, the sticky part is, uh, I'm a psychologist. Um, but patients
00:31:14with clients come for therapy to my home office. Working from home. The dream? Yes, it is.
00:31:20Um, but one of them must have got my phone and, and, uh, and found my brokerage account.
00:31:25Okay. Let's see what we're talking about here. Okay. Thank you. Name?
00:31:30Um, uh, well, I need to emphasize that the, the doctor-patient confidentiality thing is
00:31:39a worry. I mean, if it was one of my patients, I, I couldn't testify, um, to it.
00:31:45Hmm. Sounds like a case for our pals in the fraud department. They know how to tangle with law
00:31:51enforcement and all that jazz. Oh, no, no, no, no, no. Um, thank you. Um, you see, at least
00:31:57ten of my patients could have done this. So, and, and five of them have dangerous, violent tendencies.
00:32:04I mean, they might do harm to themselves or their families. They could come after me. Could
00:32:10even come after you, Pat. Well, why would they come after me? Is there a world where we
00:32:20reverse the trades? Like, give it back? Well, we can't recoup your losses without a fraud
00:32:26report, I'm afraid. There weren't any losses. Only profits. It's an ethical concern. Uh, I
00:32:40can't be making money off my, my patients. Hmm. Well, you could, um, you could give the
00:32:47money to charity, like, for psychologists. Or I could lose it. To protect my patient.
00:33:04Make a bad bet. Maybe two. Muddy it up? Sure. I can't advise you to do that. We have duties.
00:33:12You know, fiduciary ones. Yeah, yeah. I get it. You, I know what to do now. Great. Thank
00:33:18you, Pat. Now, would you be willing to fill out a customer satisfaction survey? No.
00:33:26Can you get a clearer image, Harper? This, it looks like a pile of laundry on a skateboard.
00:33:31I, I... Her phone is off, so she's probably on to you. Did, did you geofix her car? Yes, but
00:33:36the signal's very shaky. I'm only locked in on her telematics. It's...
00:33:40like, her car's emergency systems. Okay. Even her tire pressure monitors send out a beacon.
00:33:46Her tire pressure monitors. Wow. There's no hiding with this. Nice new digs, by the way.
00:33:53I bet this could be the hub for this project. What are we gonna call it? Did you come up
00:33:56with a name yet? Eye in the Sky? Duncan. That's funny, but something a little more grand.
00:34:03The Dunquisition. That's not funny. The Eye of Odin. No. No, noted. Noted. Like,
00:34:10hypnosis. Hypnosis. Like, G-O-N. No, no G. Oh, she's on the 280, and she's getting off.
00:34:15Where is she? Wait. Okay. Where is this? Harper, where is that? Um. Why did you turn it off?
00:34:22Just that, um, I've already given you a 360-degree profile of this woman, and this is not protecting,
00:34:29and it's not probing. It's straight-up stalking. We're not...
00:34:33You're not stalking her. We're stalking her car. Harper, she wants to buy a gun
00:34:37to shoot Duncan. That's right. That's right. This is a life or death. So now, can you just do
00:34:42your job? This is not my job. This is extra. How much do you make? 150. If I give you
00:34:48two,
00:34:48can we never have this conversation again? I would like to be CTO. Wow. Wow. A threat to my
00:34:56physical well-being is your cue to negotiate. We'll discuss it at your next performance review.
00:35:03Oh, it's now. It sucks. Just get her back. The eye of no... I have no... Can we be quiet
00:35:10in the
00:35:10space, please? Yeah, sorry.
00:35:42The secret to success. Take something people already do for free and charge them for it. Now,
00:35:48you've got a business. I'm the founder of Brainly. What's your winning idea? Jesus Christ.
00:35:57Come on. Come on. Work is life. That's why I launched Deathmo, a reimagined work week for
00:36:03your business where days are numbers, not names. No more Mondays. No more Sundays. Just pure flow.
00:36:10What's your winning idea? Morons.
00:36:28Morons.
00:36:45What's your winning idea?
00:36:47What's your winning idea?
00:36:50What if you think of click box more?
00:36:50Bone, what's your winning idea?
00:37:16Now, my alpha myth, consider the king crab.
00:37:20Its shell can only strengthen in isolation.
00:37:24So it is with young men.
00:37:25Yeah.
00:37:51Wow, great work, champ.
00:37:53Worth every penny.
00:37:55I thought you said no one else could do what you do.
00:37:57Well, our car's off and our phone's off, so I can't track her aura.
00:38:01Not for nothing, but for every hour we run this algo, we release a ton of carbon.
00:38:05Oh, great.
00:38:06We'll sponsor a penguin.
00:38:07And if that extra 50k on your pay stub weighs heavy on your conscience, you'll let me know
00:38:12about that too?
00:38:23What the hell?
00:38:29Oh, I studied English.
00:38:31It's called backspin.
00:38:32Backspin.
00:38:33What?
00:38:33Suck it.
00:38:34Suck it.
00:38:36They are playing ping-pong in the office.
00:38:39I thought I told you to call off the deal with these bozos.
00:38:42I made an executive decision to plug my ears.
00:38:44You better roll out the red carpet for them.
00:38:47Or you're gonna have to explain to the whole board how you turned down a quarter of a billion
00:38:52dollars.
00:38:52You're not thinking things through.
00:38:56What do you sell?
00:38:58Um, no, the future.
00:39:02No, Prince Michigan.
00:39:03Data.
00:39:05The VA has 16 million wounded heroes in its files.
00:39:10You don't think Big Pharma would want data like that?
00:39:13Well, life insurance companies are bloody commemorative coins.
00:39:18And if those data sales fund the good work of actually helping people who really do deserve
00:39:24it, maybe we can still get to heaven.
00:39:27Win-win.
00:39:29It just feels like without Hamish, everyone's looking at me, waiting for me to just fall on
00:39:34my dick.
00:39:36No one is looking at you.
00:39:38That's supposed to make me feel better?
00:39:40Well, you want people to look at you.
00:39:42Yes, yes.
00:39:43I want them to look and see someone.
00:39:48Awesome.
00:39:50Oh, I need some competition.
00:39:52I played in bases all over the world!
00:39:55Ruffage!
00:39:56Jeffrey!
00:39:58Ruffery!
00:40:03So you're making yourselves at home.
00:40:05Yeah.
00:40:06Your offices are epic.
00:40:09Yes.
00:40:10Well, I was thinking maybe we'd start with single source justification.
00:40:14Basically, if we can show the DCB encounters what's unique about hypergnosis.
00:40:19We're unique as fuck.
00:40:22Great.
00:40:23Yeah.
00:40:23Harper.
00:40:24Harper.
00:40:25This is our new CTO, Harper.
00:40:29And why don't you give them a look through the, uh, I have Nodin.
00:40:33Extra carbon for my friends here.
00:40:35And, uh, we'll get that data merged into our system toot suite.
00:40:39Well, uh, we can have trucks here in 72 hours if you have someone to load them.
00:40:42Sorry?
00:40:44Trucks?
00:40:45Yeah, a lot of it is, uh, is still on paper.
00:40:48Some, uh, floppy disks, too, so.
00:40:51Yeah, you know, well, like, uh, when your home movies are on VHS kind of thing.
00:40:55I don't know.
00:40:56This is what the money's for.
00:40:58Huh?
00:40:58To, uh, to upload and update.
00:41:01Paper floppy disks.
00:41:02What?
00:41:02What?
00:41:03She's, uh, parked somewhere in Milpitas.
00:41:06Do you want me to go?
00:41:08No.
00:41:08No, I'll do it.
00:41:09Do it.
00:41:10We just need some specs for the, uh...
00:41:13And we will.
00:41:13We will.
00:41:24Okay.
00:41:25Lucky, this is the wrong way.
00:41:26Why am I in the Bayfront Expressway?
00:41:27Well, we're working on it.
00:41:28No, where's Joanne?
00:41:30Okay.
00:41:30I'm turning around because of you.
00:41:31I am sorry.
00:41:32Shut up!
00:41:32Shut up!
00:41:33Shut up!
00:41:34Okay, okay, that makes sense.
00:41:36I'm going back that way.
00:41:38Right over, asshole!
00:41:40Okay.
00:41:41It's an EV, okay?
00:41:42I'm part of the solution.
00:41:44Bitch.
00:41:46Oh, Joanne.
00:41:47You can't hide from me.
00:42:12Oh, Joanne.
00:42:14You can't hide from me.
00:42:15No, sir.
00:42:15There is nothing here.
00:42:17Okay.
00:42:18Literally, there is nothing here.
00:42:19All right.
00:42:20Just hold tight.
00:42:20It should be there.
00:42:21Harper?
00:42:22Yeah, it should be there.
00:42:25Duncan, can you confirm?
00:42:29Duncan?
00:42:34Uh-oh.
00:42:36Uh-oh.
00:42:44All right.
00:42:46Ready for some jokes?
00:42:51Thanks.
00:42:51Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
00:42:53Because poachers cut off his arms.
00:42:55Test, please.
00:42:59Organic facial expression of positive affect.
00:43:02He smiled.
00:43:03He laughed.
00:43:04Right?
00:43:05Just like any teenage person.
00:43:07Now he just needs spots and raging hormones.
00:43:10Trophy for you, Xander.
00:43:12Thank you, Martin.
00:43:15Well, Xander, trophies are dopamine shortcuts.
00:43:17For those of us with dopamine.
00:43:18He's making his own dopamine.
00:43:20He's gonna be a genuine friend who listens and responds to teens.
00:43:25You're in a bubble.
00:43:25You have no idea what teens today are going through.
00:43:29First turtle.
00:43:31Right.
00:43:33Trophy for Tess if you make it to school today without incident.
00:43:54Trophy for Tess.
00:43:57zombies
00:45:21I don't want to sorrow you.
00:45:25Calm down.
00:45:26Get out!
00:45:26Calm down.
00:45:27Calm down.
00:45:27I just want to talk.
00:45:29Gary!
00:45:30Gary!
00:45:33He's not here.
00:45:34Okay?
00:45:34The muscle's gone.
00:45:35He took the car.
00:45:36Just...
00:45:37Joanne?
00:45:42Lift up your arms.
00:45:44Okay, Duncan, you have to stop breaking into my house like this.
00:45:50This is my first time.
00:45:51Okay, I'm gonna call the police.
00:45:54No, no, and I'm...
00:45:55And I'm...
00:45:56And I'm gonna call Nana Marks.
00:45:58You know the journalist?
00:45:59She hounds me for tips all the time.
00:46:00All I have to tell her is,
00:46:01Nana, do I have a story for you?
00:46:03Shrink turns patients' trauma into trades.
00:46:05Who wouldn't want to click that?
00:46:06Come here.
00:46:08Like that.
00:46:09Let's go.
00:46:21You think you know everything about me?
00:46:25Well, you don't.
00:46:27Firstly, that varicose vein thing?
00:46:30It was just a consultation.
00:46:32I decided not to go through with it.
00:46:34I figured.
00:46:35You don't always work pantyhouse.
00:46:37Ugh!
00:46:38Oh, my God!
00:46:40And...
00:46:41Much more importantly, that thing about Orson's custody.
00:46:45You have no right to any of it.
00:46:47But since you've already weaseled your way into my life, I...
00:46:52I wanted my son.
00:46:55It's just that...
00:46:56That Ethan told me.
00:46:58He promised that he would look after him while I finished my degree
00:47:02and got myself into lifelong student loan debt at 8%.
00:47:05So...
00:47:05And now I have a...
00:47:08A 15-year-old who has no memory of the little cowboy hat I got him
00:47:12after he had a shit fit in the middle of the food court.
00:47:15So...
00:47:16You think you know everything.
00:47:18Because you have information.
00:47:21But information is not insight.
00:47:23And of that, Duncan, you have none.
00:47:28Please.
00:47:33Please.
00:47:34Please.
00:47:37Don't...
00:47:38Don't do this.
00:47:40Is this what you want?
00:47:42Please.
00:47:42Please.
00:47:44It was just on the little insider trading.
00:47:50Sorry.
00:47:51Yeah.
00:47:53I'm so sorry.
00:47:56But you can't unfuck that bell.
00:47:58You committed a crime, and I'm the natural consequence of that crime.
00:48:02You are looking at this all wrong.
00:48:05I'm the best thing that's happened to you since Mike Abedelli finger banged you at the turtle back zoo.
00:48:09I...
00:48:10My...
00:48:11What?
00:48:12What?
00:48:13How?
00:48:13That memoir you're writing, it's still on note docs.
00:48:16It's like a demon shat you into my brain.
00:48:19Dude.
00:48:19How many companies, how many billions of dollars have you saved or earned for your clients?
00:48:24That...
00:48:25God.
00:48:25Come on.
00:48:25That's gotta burn.
00:48:26It is JoJo's turn.
00:48:29Right?
00:48:29All I need is just one of your clients.
00:48:35Someone...
00:48:36Someone I could just do something with.
00:48:38That's it.
00:48:40And of course, someone who's gonna...
00:48:44Get me.
00:48:55Carl Bartels.
00:48:59Carl Bartels.
00:49:00As in Bartels?
00:49:01Law?
00:49:02Bartels?
00:49:02That...
00:49:03That...
00:49:04Carl...
00:49:04Bartels?
00:49:09Oh, wow.
00:49:10Nice.
00:49:10Okay.
00:49:11Okay.
00:49:13So he wants to get back in the game.
00:49:14You know?
00:49:14What's his sweet spot?
00:49:15His...
00:49:16His open sesame.
00:49:17Come on.
00:49:18Joanne.
00:49:19I bet he likes it.
00:49:21People worshiping at his feet.
00:49:24Does he...
00:49:24Does he miss it?
00:49:25The glory days?
00:49:27Oh, he's a glory hound.
00:49:28Yeah, yeah.
00:49:29I'm at his feet, so he's at my feet.
00:49:32Yeah?
00:49:32Come on.
00:49:34Oh, come on.
00:49:37Always.
00:49:38Sometimes.
00:49:39Rarely.
00:49:40Never.
00:49:46Sometimes.
00:49:50Tell me more.
00:49:57Here we go.
00:49:59Hey.
00:50:05Wow.
00:50:07Uh, everything okay?
00:50:12Hey.
00:50:14You all right?
00:50:16Gary.
00:50:18Um...
00:50:19I have to...
00:50:23tell you something.
00:50:26So...
00:50:27Duncan Park?
00:50:28Oh.
00:50:29Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:50:30Yes.
00:50:31Um...
00:50:32That's on me.
00:50:33I'm so sorry about that.
00:50:36I...
00:50:37It was a slip.
00:50:38It was just a slip.
00:50:39I...
00:50:40I'm...
00:50:40I'm sorry.
00:50:41I apologize right away.
00:50:43And, um...
00:50:45Then, I...
00:50:47gave him a free neuropsych of Al.
00:50:52You...
00:50:53You...
00:50:54Did what?
00:50:55Why?
00:50:56That man is worth hundreds of millions of dollars.
00:51:00And he...
00:51:01He is the single most vile, arrogant, incurable...
00:51:04I see you're still activated.
00:51:06No.
00:51:06No.
00:51:07Gary.
00:51:07You have to listen to me.
00:51:08Okay.
00:51:09Okay.
00:51:09Can you just let me...
00:51:10You listen to me.
00:51:15I get it.
00:51:16I do.
00:51:17Sometimes we become resentful of our clients.
00:51:20Oh.
00:51:21Please.
00:51:22Tell me more.
00:51:23Professor Felder.
00:51:24Oh, teach me.
00:51:26And mentor me.
00:51:27All right.
00:51:27Sarcasm aside.
00:51:28I knew a psychiatrist who was in a terrible car accident.
00:51:31He barely survived.
00:51:32Broke his neck.
00:51:32And he lost the use of his legs.
00:51:34And still went back to treat clients.
00:51:37And I asked him,
00:51:38How do you do this?
00:51:39How do you sit there and listen to people's little complaints after what you've been through?
00:51:43And the answer was...
00:51:46Suffering is suffering.
00:51:50Gary.
00:51:52I was there when Phil told you that story.
00:51:58Phil...
00:51:59He was...
00:52:00No.
00:52:00No.
00:52:02You're wrong.
00:52:02Because Phil was...
00:52:04No.
00:52:04You're mistaken about that.
00:52:06But the point is that Duncan Park deserves therapy as much as anybody anywhere.
00:52:14He's a human being.
00:52:15Rich.
00:52:16Poor.
00:52:17It doesn't matter.
00:52:22Can we stop fighting now, Joanne?
00:52:25I hate to fight with you.
00:52:29Yeah?
00:52:32Anyway.
00:52:34Here.
00:52:38I know that you feel that you don't always get what you want.
00:52:41That's not what I... I didn't mean to...
00:52:43It's okay if you did.
00:52:44I heard you.
00:52:45And I wish I could give you a better...
00:52:52Anyway.
00:52:53Here.
00:53:00You're welcome.
00:53:01Silly.
00:53:05Silly.
00:53:05Oh, man.
00:53:14Yeah?
00:53:16I...
00:53:21Oh, my God.
00:53:23It's...
00:53:25It's perfect.
00:53:30Yum, right?
00:53:31Mm-hmm.
00:53:32I think this is our new regular.
00:53:34Yeah.
00:53:35I sort of prefer Alpine, but this is good.
00:53:37This is pretty good.
00:53:40Hey, Dad.
00:53:43Can't fire Thelma.
00:53:45She stole my cube, Jim Jam.
00:53:46And you've had so many nannies, anyway.
00:53:49Nope.
00:53:50It's Thelma.
00:53:52Because I was born.
00:53:53No.
00:53:53What about the hot ones when you were young?
00:53:55The shorts?
00:53:57That was Thelma.
00:53:58That was Delma?
00:54:00Oh, my God.
00:54:01Really?
00:54:01Okay.
00:54:04How about this?
00:54:04You don't tell Mom about the milkshake.
00:54:06And I won't...
00:54:08I won't fire Thelma, okay?
00:54:10Deal.
00:54:14And also...
00:54:15Mm-hmm.
00:54:15I can get into Stanford for real.
00:54:18Without cheating.
00:54:19I don't need all the extra time, and you and Mom will have to get money.
00:54:22Okay.
00:54:23Okay.
00:54:24It is Daddy's money.
00:54:26And, sweetie, cheating is doing it for real.
00:54:29The only real cheating is when you cheat yourself.
00:54:33Cheaters never lose.
00:54:35And losers?
00:54:36They never cheat.
00:54:39Okay, Dad.
00:54:40Let's do that one.
00:54:50Hmm.
00:54:52Let's do that.
00:54:58Think about the sun.
00:55:02Think about her golden glass.
00:55:10How she lights the world up well
00:55:14Now it's your chance
00:55:17With a guardian of splendor
00:55:21Inviting you to dance
00:55:25Pippin, think about the sun
00:55:33Think about your life
00:55:36Pippin, days are tame and nights the same
00:55:41Think about the beauty in one perfect flame
00:55:47And the angels of the morning
00:55:51Are falling out today
00:55:56Pippin, think about the sun
00:56:02Hard off is in my sights
00:56:04I feel like Jane Goodall
00:56:06I'm about to shoot a silverback gorilla
00:56:08I'm guessing you're a veteran of war
00:56:10Did you kill anyone, Sander?
00:56:12Until we get his transcript
00:56:14He's not our responsibility
00:56:16Duncan Park, hipernosis
00:56:19Zero days since I've stabbed someone, Joanne
00:56:21Do you hate me that much?
00:56:24Yes
00:56:24What happened to your face?
00:56:26What happened to your face?
00:56:28What happened to your face?
00:56:37I nearly socked Lorraine when she signed me up to be a whore
00:56:41It triggered me like a fire alarm at a fireworks factory
00:56:45That's how bad it triggered me
00:56:47Never again!
00:56:48Bardolph goes to see Joanne for anger management purposes
00:56:52He's upset at something
00:56:55I don't know if we really know what that is yet
00:56:58To me, some of it's just old-fashioned generational ageism
00:57:02Where he's older and he sees the younger people screwing things up
00:57:06And she gives him a mnemonic
00:57:09Stop
00:57:10S, stop, T
00:57:11Take a step back
00:57:12O, observe
00:57:13P, proceed
00:57:16Mindfully
00:57:16It's just a little thing to remember for when that
00:57:20The S of stop is for stop, correct?
00:57:22That was actually bestowed upon one of my writers
00:57:25And she would joke about that
00:57:27I may start S is for start
00:57:29T, uh, throwing thing
00:57:32Carl
00:57:32I think it's hysterical
00:57:34From the point of view of Bardolph
00:57:36Getting so pissed off
00:57:37On the lack of thought
00:57:39That went into making stop
00:57:41The first step of stop
00:57:43Based on a true story
00:57:44Don't say it
00:57:46I'm gonna say it
00:57:46Don't say it
00:57:47I'm gonna say it
00:57:47Retarded
00:57:48Okay
00:57:49And the last T is for therapists
00:57:50I am going to start throwing things
00:57:53And retarded therapists
00:57:57You're out
00:57:59What was Joanne texting Jerry about?
00:58:01She wants a gun
00:58:02A gun
00:58:04Uh oh
00:58:05Also in episode two
00:58:07You have a real ratcheting up
00:58:09Of the Joanne Duncan dynamic
00:58:13He feels like they were gonna be partners
00:58:15And now she's not returning his calls
00:58:17She's ghosting him
00:58:18I don't want to sorrow you
00:58:20Duncan breaking into Joanne's house
00:58:22First of all
00:58:23It's probably my favorite scene in the season
00:58:25I just love it
00:58:26These two actors
00:58:27Are duking it out
00:58:29In a way that's
00:58:30Incredibly gratifying to watch
00:58:32I just have to say
00:58:33Like working with Sarah
00:58:34Has been an absolute treat
00:58:36You know
00:58:36It's important like
00:58:38To show up every day
00:58:39To work
00:58:40And be inspired
00:58:40By the people around you
00:58:41To push harder
00:58:42And you know
00:58:43Be better
00:58:44It was just
00:58:45On the little
00:58:47Insider treating
00:58:49But you can't
00:58:50Unfuck that bell
00:58:51You committed a crime
00:58:53And I'm the natural consequence
00:58:55Of that crime
00:58:55It is the moment
00:58:56When their characters
00:58:58Wants and needs
00:59:00Come to
00:59:01A
00:59:02Collision point
00:59:03Joanne seemingly gives in
00:59:05All I need is just
00:59:06One of your clients
00:59:09Carl Bardolph
00:59:11Carl Bardolph
00:59:12We know that Carl Bardolph
00:59:13Is violently angry
00:59:15And does not want people
00:59:16Talking to him
00:59:17And worshipping at his feet
00:59:19She does not mention that
00:59:20To Duncan
00:59:20That will play out
00:59:22In the next episode
00:59:23Of The Audacity
00:59:53We'll see you next time
01:00:04We'll see you next time
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