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[Best Short 2026] Reborn for the Crown #vigloo - Short Drama Zone
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00:00:01Everybody says things get better after graduation, but 20 years later, I'm still the punchline.
00:00:06Dump floor.
00:00:12This is me.
00:00:15I'm casually ruining my housework.
00:00:24Mia?
00:00:24Is there a reason you're wallowing on the floor like a little piggy instead of working?
00:00:30No, I'm sorry, Jessica.
00:00:33But actually, I have this new idea for a gene editing platform that I think could...
00:00:37Okay, yeah, just save it, Brainiac. You can put my name on it and cut the check.
00:00:40Now just clean this up, or I will find myself another assistant.
00:00:45C-c-c-kay?
00:00:49I still run these school podcasts.
00:00:52Stop fucking embarrassing me.
00:00:54Ladies and gents, please join me for a special announcement from the class of 2006's Prom King and Queen, Connor
00:01:02Oliver and Jessica Hart.
00:01:12You okay?
00:01:14Am I okay?
00:01:15My forever crush just walked in looking like a Disney prince, and I'm pretty sure I just forgot my own
00:01:20name, but details.
00:01:22Yeah.
00:01:24Me?
00:01:25Yeah, I'm super good.
00:01:27You seem really amazing.
00:01:29Look who's talking.
00:01:30Well, I was surprised that you were here.
00:01:34You're such a big shot in the city.
00:01:36I'm actually...
00:01:37I came here for someone very special.
00:01:42I came back for you.
00:01:43Yeah, um...
00:01:45Can I talk to you later?
00:01:47It's been 20 years, but this is a sign to stop being a wimp and finally tell him how I
00:01:52feel.
00:01:52Absolutely.
00:01:54Actually, I want to...
00:01:55Come, come.
00:01:57Everyone is waiting for us to start the show.
00:02:00So let's give them one.
00:02:01Come, come.
00:02:03Come, come.
00:02:03He came back.
00:02:15Jessica, what the hell?
00:02:17Mia!
00:02:18Come here.
00:02:19Hey, it's okay.
00:02:21You're gonna be alright.
00:02:22Just hold on.
00:02:23Hey.
00:02:24I wish I could go back.
00:02:25What do you mean?
00:02:25Go back where?
00:02:26Then I could tell you...
00:02:28How much.
00:02:29How much you want.
00:02:30Hey, Mia.
00:02:31Mia, stay with me, okay?
00:02:32Mia, look at me.
00:02:33What did you want to tell me?
00:02:40Am I...
00:02:41Dead?
00:02:45Or did my wish come true?
00:02:47Did I really get a second chance?
00:02:52Holy bananas.
00:02:53No more frown lines.
00:02:55I look 18 again.
00:02:57Which means...
00:02:59Look, the freak show lives.
00:03:01Rise and shine, Mia.
00:03:03I've got a mountain of my homework for you too.
00:03:08Those clothes.
00:03:10Those highlights.
00:03:12A...
00:03:13Tamagotchi?
00:03:14I went back to...
00:03:172006?
00:03:21When else would it be reject calendar much?
00:03:26Miss Thompson?
00:03:28May I be excused?
00:03:29I think I'm hallucinating.
00:03:31Mamie, you've gotta stop getting high before class like the other losers.
00:03:37Loser!
00:03:38Loser!
00:03:39Loser!
00:03:40Loser!
00:03:41Loser!
00:03:42Loser!
00:03:43Loser!
00:03:43Loser!
00:03:43Nothing's changed.
00:03:45Everyone still sees me as a loser.
00:03:47A nobody.
00:03:48The girl who can't fight back.
00:03:50But that's the thing about second chances.
00:03:53You can always flip the script.
00:03:56High school bucket list item number one.
00:03:58Never put up with bullying again.
00:04:03Miss Thompson, Mia's trying to kill-
00:04:07Mia, you are a warning away from going to the principal's office!
00:04:11Why?
00:04:12For stopping Jessica and the other jocks from bullying the other students?
00:04:15They do this every day!
00:04:23Don't be silly.
00:04:26Jessica's the founder's daughter and a model student.
00:04:30She would never bully anyone.
00:04:33She just-
00:04:34Sit.
00:04:35Down.
00:04:36And finish your lab before I fail you.
00:04:43Mia joined Jessica's group.
00:04:45And I expect a perfect report when I get back.
00:04:53Okay.
00:04:55So we just start by combining the aluminum with the hydrochloric acid-
00:04:59Oh!
00:05:03Oops!
00:05:04Oh!
00:05:05What can I say?
00:05:07Snitches get stitches, you little lab rat.
00:05:11What a shame what happened to your shirt.
00:05:14Let's clean you up.
00:05:16That acid-
00:05:16Don't-
00:05:17I know, Mia, but this is science class.
00:05:20And I want to try this experiment on you!
00:05:32Oh, these are so funny in my space.
00:05:34Mia, do you want me to tag your boobs as Dirty Danglars or No Man's Land?
00:05:47Wow, Mia, you look like you're in trouble.
00:05:57So are you gonna put her in her place or should I?
00:05:59Okay.
00:06:00High school bucket list item number two.
00:06:02Be the kind of girl who gets her crush's attention.
00:06:07Con-con, please tell me you are not siding with this garbage disposal.
00:06:11Don't-
00:06:13Don't call me that.
00:06:14Or what?
00:06:14Little Miss-
00:06:15St-st-stutter!
00:06:17This time, no more shrinking.
00:06:19You do that again?
00:06:21I'll stop helping you pass 12th grade.
00:06:24Hmm.
00:06:24What will Principal Davis think if he knew I took your SATs?
00:06:28I don't know what you're talking about.
00:06:31You're cheating your way into college.
00:06:32And if you keep pushing me, I'll ensure you don't get in.
00:06:36Shame what happened to your shirt.
00:06:39Imagine what I could do to your face.
00:06:45Let's see what this does to yours.
00:06:54Mia, put the bottle down!
00:06:58No!
00:06:59No!
00:07:01High school bucket list item number three.
00:07:03Teach your least favorite teacher a lesson.
00:07:06Sorry, Miss Thompson.
00:07:07Freak science accident.
00:07:09Blame chemistry.
00:07:11God!
00:07:13Damn, Mia.
00:07:15Wasn't expecting that.
00:07:16Little fight looks good on you.
00:07:19Use your words.
00:07:20Don't get lost in that smile.
00:07:22Just...
00:07:22Say something!
00:07:23No, it's probably the stupidest thing I've ever done.
00:07:26No.
00:07:28You look good kicking ass.
00:07:30I like this new you.
00:07:31I like the new me, too.
00:07:34Goodbye, shy girl.
00:07:35Hello, high school 2.0.
00:07:39You think you're hot shit just because everybody's cheering!
00:07:43What's next, Mia?
00:07:45Running for prom queen!
00:07:47Stop! Stop!
00:07:48You know what?
00:07:49Maybe I will.
00:07:51Literally, no one knows you.
00:07:53And you want to run against me?
00:07:55Anyone can wear a crown.
00:07:58Not people like you.
00:08:01Need a reminder?
00:08:03Nikki!
00:08:04Sharpie!
00:08:05Now!
00:08:08If you tell everyone you're not running for prom queen...
00:08:10I will not make your life a living hell.
00:08:12Feel?
00:08:17Everyone, I'd like to make an announcement.
00:08:21High school bucket list item number four.
00:08:24Be brave even when it scares you.
00:08:26I'm officially running against Jessica for prom queen.
00:08:33Mia, Mamacita, Watkins.
00:08:34Did I just hear you make the greatest announcement ever?
00:08:37Shhh!
00:08:38Chris and Kay were my only real friends.
00:08:40We lost touch after high school.
00:08:42I am not losing them again.
00:08:44I did.
00:08:46I'm so glad you guys are here.
00:08:48I just miss you so much and I love you.
00:08:51Come here.
00:08:53It's been like 10 minutes, but we love you too.
00:08:56And since we love you, let's get you right.
00:09:03Great!
00:09:04More maggots have arrived.
00:09:06Besides the Mia, honestly, who else is going to vote for you?
00:09:11The misfits.
00:09:13The outcasts.
00:09:14Anyone who doesn't fit into your plastic definition of prefect.
00:09:19To the queen.
00:09:20Let's annihilate this biatch.
00:09:22Shut it, wannabe Lance!
00:09:24Choke and die, slutty spears.
00:09:26Well, since we're doing this, raise your hand if you want to vote for me.
00:09:35Okay.
00:09:37And raise your hand if you want to vote for Mia.
00:09:47Connor, what the hell did you just give her? Was that your number?
00:09:51My vote.
00:09:55Please, may I not be hallucinating.
00:09:58Con-Con!
00:09:59You already got the vote for Prom King this year.
00:10:02We have to do this.
00:10:04Together.
00:10:05Everyone thinks we're Fairfield High's Brangelina!
00:10:08Except for me.
00:10:10I don't want to date you, Jessica.
00:10:13Everyone wants to date me!
00:10:15I'm head cheerleader!
00:10:17You're the basketball captain!
00:10:18Even our parents want us together!
00:10:21It's destiny!
00:10:22May the best girl win.
00:10:24Aw, Mr. Oliver.
00:10:27Fail again, you won't be able to go to prom or play in the basketball finals.
00:10:31Understood?
00:10:33Got it.
00:10:37Where do you think you're going?
00:10:38We have a pop quiz on-
00:10:40Theory of Relativity.
00:10:41The answers are A, C, C, B, E.
00:10:46I'll come back for my A later.
00:10:48You're right, you're not going anywhere until you take this test.
00:10:51High school bucket list item number five.
00:10:53Ditch class like a badass.
00:10:55Check it!
00:10:56If I'm wrong, I'll go straight to the principal's office.
00:11:00You wasted.
00:11:03How?
00:11:05Told ya.
00:11:07See you later, Misty.
00:11:14Hey, I just wanted to thank you for-
00:11:19Oh!
00:11:20Oh!
00:11:21Um...
00:11:24Hi, Nia.
00:11:26Um, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to...
00:11:29Um...
00:11:30I'll get off you now.
00:11:32Uh, you good?
00:11:34Yeah.
00:11:35Oh!
00:11:36Sorry, your necklace.
00:11:37Oh no, don't worry about it.
00:11:38It's been in my family for years.
00:11:40It's like indestructible.
00:11:41Oh, it's pretty cool.
00:11:42Thanks.
00:11:43Um, my mom thinks that it has magical powers.
00:11:47She's nuts.
00:11:49You know, I want to polish it up and give it to a girl I like.
00:11:53Wow.
00:11:54Jess is really lucky to have someone so thoughtful.
00:11:56Jess?
00:11:57Hmm.
00:11:58Why would I give it to Jess?
00:12:00Well, because you two are a thing.
00:12:02You're like the school's, uh, Kylie and Chalamet.
00:12:05Chalamet who?
00:12:07Uh, nothing.
00:12:08No.
00:12:08It's just you two were like junior prom king and queen last year, so I thought...
00:12:13She doesn't deserve to be prom queen.
00:12:15You do.
00:12:16I see her constantly bullying everybody and she gets rewarded for it.
00:12:19That's why you won my vote.
00:12:23I thought you liked her.
00:12:24Wow.
00:12:28To be honest with you, Mia...
00:12:31There's only one girl that I've ever really liked.
00:12:34And it's not Jess.
00:12:38Then who?
00:12:40Yeah, the girl that I've always really liked...
00:12:45Is...
00:12:46Oh my god, Mia, are you okay?
00:12:49I'm sorry.
00:12:49Oh, fuck.
00:12:50No, yeah, I'm fine. I'm great.
00:12:51What were you saying about the who you like?
00:12:53Oh, she's out of my league.
00:12:55She...
00:12:56Oh, god.
00:12:57It's okay.
00:12:58Yeah, I'm fine.
00:12:59Yeah, the girl that I've always really liked is out of my league.
00:13:02And she's beautiful and smart.
00:13:06And she probably doesn't want to go out with a dumb child like me.
00:13:10You're not dumb, Connor.
00:13:13She's the stupid one if she turns you down.
00:13:17Well, I've actually got a plan to win her over, so...
00:13:21Cool.
00:13:22Um, but I'm not gonna ask her out until I get my grades up.
00:13:26High school bucket list item number six.
00:13:29Pretend you're not heartbroken that you're crushed like someone else.
00:13:32What did you have in mind?
00:13:34Well, if you could help me ace this test, I will help you win the crown.
00:13:40Make you prom queen.
00:13:44What do you think?
00:13:52Everyone, vote me for senior prom queen.
00:13:58Keep freaks out of our last dance ever.
00:14:01Vote for Jessica if you support basic bitch narcissism.
00:14:04Dr. Jessica!
00:14:09If I don't take her on now, we'll spend the next two decades paying for it.
00:14:17Oh, perfect. Just the people I wanted to see.
00:14:19You are just in time for my campaign kickoff.
00:14:23Everyone, I would like to announce the first prom election challenge.
00:14:29Oh, man.
00:14:31Here goes nothing.
00:14:33Connor will join too, since everyone already wants him to be prom king.
00:14:37What's his challenge?
00:14:39A chemistry test.
00:14:41Well, great. Chemistry is my favorite subject.
00:14:45Sexual chemistry.
00:14:47Sexual...what?
00:14:48The rules are simple.
00:14:50Mia and I will test our chemistry with Connor and you will vote for who brings the fire.
00:14:57You down?
00:15:01Mia, you don't have to do this if you don't want to.
00:15:11Boo! No more applause! Jess already has the clap.
00:15:14Bite me, knee pads.
00:15:15Your little friend lost.
00:15:17Connor's mine, okay?
00:15:19This is the reunion all over again.
00:15:21I'm not letting her win this time.
00:15:23What the hell was that?
00:15:24Me winning.
00:15:26Can't wait to have you back, King.
00:15:28Concon and I are a tough act to follow, but uh...
00:15:31Show us your best, freak.
00:15:33Are you sure you want to do this?
00:15:35Did your man, Mia?
00:15:36Shut the fuck up, Chris.
00:15:38You don't have to put on a show for them.
00:15:40Or anybody.
00:15:42You bet the most action she ever gets is from a pillow.
00:15:45But the most action you've ever gotten is from your stepbrother.
00:15:48Oops, was that a secret?
00:15:49I'm not doing this for them.
00:15:50It's for me.
00:15:52Just follow my lead.
00:15:54High school bucket list item number set.
00:15:57Make the first move.
00:15:58No. You follow my lead.
00:16:04You follow my lead.
00:16:06You follow my lead.
00:16:31Oh, damn.
00:16:32Mia, we definitely have to do that again.
00:16:34How dare you make out with that scum-sucking social climate science fair slut!
00:16:40I will destroy her life and I will win prom queen!
00:16:44Not if I can help it.
00:16:46The whole town wants us together!
00:16:48Don't you want to leave high school a legend?
00:16:51Goddard!
00:16:52Goddard!
00:16:55Mia.
00:16:57Your prince is waiting.
00:16:59Has Fairfield's rumored player finally found his wifey to be?
00:17:03Stop drooling. Go over there.
00:17:04Or you can use your mouth another creative way.
00:17:07Go, go, go, go, go, go!
00:17:08Bye!
00:17:11Mia.
00:17:12Yeah.
00:17:13We really need to talk.
00:17:16About that kiss.
00:17:19Where'd you learn how to do that?
00:17:22College.
00:17:23Science majors are sluttier than you think.
00:17:25Uh, you hook up with college guys?
00:17:27No.
00:17:28But I will one day.
00:17:32My magic eight ball said so.
00:17:34So you can predict the future?
00:17:36Actually, I'm from the future.
00:17:38Right.
00:17:39It's my secret super power, so.
00:17:42Well, I hope that there's another run for us in our future.
00:17:46Somewhere.
00:17:48Where there's less interruptions.
00:17:50Connor?
00:17:52I don't really kiss people unless I'm dating them.
00:17:55And it's not like you want to date me, so.
00:17:57Actually about that, yeah.
00:17:59Well, let's just focus on beating Jess and we can talk about all the kiss stuff later.
00:18:04Yeah?
00:18:05Connor might be my forever crush, but he's also a forever playboy.
00:18:10At least that's what the rumors say.
00:18:13Fine.
00:18:14Yeah, look.
00:18:16For your information, the next best opportunity to get votes is going to be at tomorrow's bake-off.
00:18:22So we could team up.
00:18:27Wait.
00:18:28Do you really think I could beat Miss Popular?
00:18:32You could run this school if you wanted to, Mia.
00:18:35You're royalty and you don't even know it.
00:18:37I'm gonna leave the rest of the day.
00:18:40Out of the way.
00:18:42Cooking class champions coming through.
00:18:44Wait.
00:18:46You're not seriously thinking about answering.
00:18:49If you do, I will embarrass you so bad, you will wish you were dead.
00:18:56Still want to do this?
00:18:59why not
00:19:00baking is just chemistry
00:19:02let the best baker win
00:19:05ew
00:19:06and I think we all know
00:19:09who's going to win
00:19:11girls
00:19:12should we give her a little
00:19:15chef's makeover before we go
00:19:17what are you talking about
00:19:19you don't look the part yet
00:19:20let us help you out
00:19:32later loser
00:19:36let me guess
00:19:37just a bitch straights again
00:19:39I hope her baked goods burn in hell
00:19:41you want me to go curse her
00:19:43thanks for the thought Kate
00:19:45I don't want to beat her fair and square
00:19:47never going to have to give you an edge
00:19:48something that gives you hot points
00:19:51and baking points
00:19:53meet me at school bright and early tomorrow
00:19:55why?
00:19:56because I'm going to turn you into
00:19:57sexy, nerdy, baking queen
00:20:03Mia, how are you?
00:20:06where's your baking buddy, con-con?
00:20:08did she chicken out last night?
00:20:14cover
00:20:15may I present to you
00:20:17your future girlfriend
00:20:18what?
00:20:19I mean
00:20:20this year's bake-off
00:20:22H-B-I-C
00:20:23Mia Watkins
00:20:27Mia, you look
00:20:28like a fucking try-hard
00:20:30overdressed much?
00:20:31come on girls
00:20:32we have a contest to win
00:20:33like I was saying
00:20:35you look gorgeous
00:20:36high school bucket list
00:20:38item number 8
00:20:38flirt like a hot girl
00:20:40look who's talking
00:20:41chef
00:20:42ready to win?
00:20:45stop putting on a show
00:20:46this event is supposed to be about me
00:20:48who the hell do you think you are Mia?
00:20:51call me queen
00:20:55cause I'm coming for your throne
00:20:59boo
00:21:06shut up
00:21:07or die
00:21:10alright
00:21:12contestants
00:21:13we're about to begin
00:21:13to your tables please
00:21:15do you have any idea
00:21:16what we're doing here?
00:21:17oh yeah
00:21:17we're just going to make
00:21:18liquid nitrogen ice cream
00:21:19with some molecular gastronomy topping
00:21:21it's really easy
00:21:23what?
00:21:24it's science meets sweets
00:21:25come on
00:21:27alright contestants
00:21:28the bake-off begins
00:21:30now
00:21:32ok
00:21:33I'm going to smoke this in
00:21:34like this
00:21:38like that
00:21:45and then
00:21:46this
00:21:47goes on your nose
00:21:49no that's too much
00:21:51that's too much
00:22:04cool trick
00:22:06Bill Nye the science nerd
00:22:08hope it's earthquake proof
00:22:15oops
00:22:18oops
00:22:20oops
00:22:20oops
00:22:21foot slipped
00:22:21sorry not sorry
00:22:23oops
00:22:24sorry
00:22:26my hand slipped
00:22:28oh
00:22:31oh she's awful
00:22:34oh
00:22:34oh
00:22:35if you do that again
00:22:35miss Watkins
00:22:36you will be disqualified
00:22:37she just kicked our table
00:22:39I did not see Jessica
00:22:40do anything wrong
00:22:41get back to work
00:22:43it's fine
00:22:44it's fine
00:22:44so what do we do now
00:22:46a good scientist
00:22:47always has a pin
00:22:51and
00:22:54time
00:22:57the winning team's votes
00:22:59also count toward their prom queen's campaign
00:23:02Jessica
00:23:03you're up
00:23:04it is a model
00:23:06of my mansion
00:23:08and anyone who votes for me
00:23:10can come to all my parties
00:23:11for the rest of the year
00:23:12so great
00:23:15this is our dessert
00:23:16it may look simple
00:23:18but
00:23:20it's got a little magic to it
00:23:43and
00:23:44all the votes
00:23:45are in
00:23:45the winner
00:23:47of this year's
00:23:48senior
00:23:49bake-off
00:23:50is
00:23:56the winner
00:23:57of this year's
00:23:59senior
00:23:59bake-off
00:24:00is
00:24:06Mia Watkins
00:24:07Mia
00:24:09the 2006
00:24:10golden
00:24:11bake-off
00:24:11trophy
00:24:12belongs to you
00:24:13and Connor
00:24:18we did it
00:24:21I can't believe it
00:24:22oh that's my queen
00:24:23that's my best friend
00:24:24we love her
00:24:26best day of my life
00:24:28I knew you could do that
00:24:32no
00:24:33Connor and that trophy are mine
00:24:40not anymore
00:24:44I'm so gonna regret that loser
00:24:47sorry
00:24:48high school bucket list
00:24:51item number nine
00:24:52start a riot
00:24:54make it epic
00:24:57food fight
00:25:01food fight
00:25:03popular kids
00:25:05versus
00:25:05stop it
00:25:07stop it
00:25:08stop it
00:25:13stop
00:25:15stop
00:25:21team Jessica
00:25:22team Mia
00:25:23get over here right now
00:25:26principal davis
00:25:28before you say
00:25:29anything
00:25:30Mia started it
00:25:32thank you
00:25:32for your honesty
00:25:34Jessica
00:25:34you and your friends
00:25:36can go
00:25:37what
00:25:37no she's lying
00:25:40I would
00:25:40drop that attitude
00:25:42miss Watkins
00:25:42you know what
00:25:43no
00:25:45I like having an attitude
00:25:47I lived for years
00:25:49without one
00:25:50and now
00:25:50it's here to stay
00:25:52one more
00:25:53bad word
00:25:54one more
00:25:55thing that you do wrong
00:25:56and you are suspended
00:25:58fine
00:26:00I'll stop having an attitude
00:26:01when you stop
00:26:02letting Jessica's dad
00:26:04bribe you
00:26:06oh
00:26:06sorry
00:26:07no one knows about that yet
00:26:09both of you
00:26:10pack your bags
00:26:13wait are we suspended
00:26:15I can't get suspended
00:26:16my dad's gonna fly back
00:26:17from his business trip
00:26:18and get me killed
00:26:19no no no
00:26:19I'm giving you a vacation day
00:26:21you're both free to go
00:26:23wait for real
00:26:24of course
00:26:25you're both free to go
00:26:26and if you ever need anything
00:26:28feel free to come by my office
00:26:30the door's always open
00:26:31how much money did her dad give you
00:26:34uh
00:26:34one hundred and forty seven thousand
00:26:36three hundred and forty seven dollars
00:26:37and
00:26:38you be quiet
00:26:39you demon child
00:26:40come on
00:26:42on a second though
00:26:42why don't you um
00:26:43help me clean up here
00:26:45my star students
00:26:46thank you
00:26:49fuck
00:26:49what
00:26:53did you see the look on his face
00:26:55yeah he was freaking out
00:26:57how did you know all that stuff
00:26:59well I told you I can see the future
00:27:01so
00:27:02right
00:27:03it's no big deal
00:27:04yeah
00:27:06so tell me
00:27:08what do you see in our future tonight
00:27:11well I have to study for the science test
00:27:13oh yeah
00:27:15what's it on again
00:27:16anatomy
00:27:17it's the study of the
00:27:18human body
00:27:20yeah
00:27:22yeah
00:27:22you want to do it at my place
00:27:24my parents
00:27:25my parents aren't home
00:27:25your place
00:27:26like a
00:27:30like us
00:27:31together
00:27:32you're
00:27:32alone
00:27:33yeah
00:27:34let's go professor
00:27:37promise to be a good boy
00:27:38okay
00:27:41okay
00:27:43okay
00:27:43okay
00:27:43okay
00:27:44okay
00:28:53Yeah, Mia, Mia, were you moaning at my questions?
00:28:57Not that dumb.
00:28:58No, no.
00:28:59I was asking about question number four.
00:29:02Actors abdominis.
00:29:03What is it?
00:29:06Get up.
00:29:07I'm going to show you and then I'm going to quiz you.
00:29:12All right, please me.
00:29:14Okay.
00:29:18Can I?
00:29:19All right.
00:29:21Yeah.
00:29:21Okay.
00:29:27Picep racchii.
00:29:34Pectalis major.
00:29:39Pectis abdominis.
00:29:42Gloria, amen.
00:29:44Is that the name?
00:29:46The name is that long.
00:29:47No, no, no.
00:29:47You forgot about that part.
00:29:49No, it's not important.
00:29:52Stop manhandling him, Mia.
00:29:54He likes someone else.
00:29:56You know, I think that you're enjoying this little study session.
00:30:03But I think it would be way more informative if we were wearing a lot less clothes.
00:30:19The rules are simple.
00:30:21If you get a question wrong, you strip.
00:30:24Unless you just want to stick to the books.
00:30:27High school bucket list item number 10.
00:30:29Unleash your inner vixen.
00:30:32No?
00:30:33Are you ready to lose?
00:30:37Trapezibusias.
00:30:37Trapezibus.
00:30:37Where?
00:30:38Oh my.
00:30:44Um, brachialis.
00:30:55You, that's cheating.
00:30:57Don't look at that.
00:31:04Mm-hmm.
00:31:19You know, I thought that I was going to be the only one getting naked, but you are getting
00:31:22pretty close.
00:31:23That's because you keep asking me questions I don't know the answer to.
00:31:28I may have made up a few questions.
00:31:31Uh, to level the playing field.
00:31:34You!
00:31:35No!
00:31:36Bad girl.
00:31:39Violence is against the rules.
00:31:42So as a penalty, you might have to lose this shirt.
00:31:52Make me.
00:31:54Make me.
00:31:56Careful what you wish for.
00:32:00Oh my god!
00:32:02Oh no!
00:32:04What are you doing?
00:32:07You're crazy.
00:32:08I don't know about this shirt.
00:32:13That's for cheating.
00:32:22Connor!
00:32:23Are you in there?
00:32:24Oh shit!
00:32:25That's my dad.
00:32:26No!
00:32:26My dad's right.
00:32:27No!
00:32:28No!
00:32:28Oh my god!
00:32:29Come on, come on, come on!
00:32:30Come on, come on, come on!
00:32:30Okay!
00:32:32Yeah, just a second!
00:32:49Oh, hey dad, this is Mia, she's my new tutor.
00:32:52Hi, Mr. Oliver.
00:32:53Tutor, huh?
00:32:55Well, Ms. Thompson just called and said you failed another test.
00:32:58So much for her tutoring.
00:33:00Dad, it's not like that.
00:33:03Mia is unimportant.
00:33:06Weren't you and Jessica gonna be an item?
00:33:09She's from a good family.
00:33:10At least waste your time with someone respectable.
00:33:13Dad!
00:33:14Mia's valedictorian, and she's a way better person than Jessica ever will be.
00:33:18Girls aside, fail again, and you'll finish senior year in boarding school.
00:33:25You're 18.
00:33:26Connor, this is embarrassing.
00:33:28Embarrassing.
00:33:29Dad, since when do you actually even...
00:33:31You know what?
00:33:32Never mind.
00:33:32Hey, Mr. Oliver.
00:33:34I will help Connor pass.
00:33:37And I know he will go on to do amazing things.
00:33:40Oh?
00:33:42How can you be so sure?
00:33:43Just a hunch.
00:33:44Hunches don't mean shit, sweetheart.
00:33:46Connor, wait!
00:33:47Just please talk to him.
00:33:49You can fix this.
00:33:50I can't fix anything when it comes to him.
00:33:52I think it's time you leave, Ms. Valedictorian.
00:33:55I need to speak with my son.
00:33:57Alone.
00:34:00Dad, wait!
00:34:09Connor has to make up with his dad.
00:34:11Because a year after we graduate, he dies.
00:34:23Connor's barely said a word to me since that night at his dad's.
00:34:26I think everything's okay.
00:34:28Today's test results were...
00:34:32Abysmal.
00:34:33But we did have two perfect scores.
00:34:37Stellar work, as always, Mia.
00:34:42And congratulations, Connor.
00:34:44Keep up the good work.
00:34:51Oh!
00:34:54You got it.
00:34:55Good job.
00:34:58Thank you, Mia.
00:35:02Seriously, thank you.
00:35:05I would have never been able to pass that test without you.
00:35:07Maybe now my dad will get off my back.
00:35:11Have you talked to him?
00:35:12Maybe you two could work things out.
00:35:14I know you're trying to help,
00:35:17but you don't know him like I do.
00:35:19You know?
00:35:21Can't just magically fix my own man.
00:35:23I have to try.
00:35:25Your dad's running out of time.
00:35:27That's enough dad talk.
00:35:28I have a surprise for you.
00:35:32Oh.
00:35:34Uh, wait.
00:35:35Before you guys go,
00:35:36I just wanted to say that I am having a party at my place.
00:35:39This weekend for Mia's prom clean campaign.
00:35:42So, come through
00:35:43and vote for Mia.
00:35:55Nikki, cancel your plans.
00:35:58We have a party to ruin.
00:36:01Here you go.
00:36:02We'll see you this weekend.
00:36:03Come to the party.
00:36:03Take care.
00:36:04Yes.
00:36:06Oh, shit.
00:36:06That's my dad.
00:36:07Come on, let's pass before you see me.
00:36:08Wait, no.
00:36:09Just show him your test.
00:36:09He'll be thrilled.
00:36:10I'll show him another time.
00:36:11No, no, no.
00:36:11You don't have time.
00:36:12Just trust me.
00:36:14Come on.
00:36:15Connor, talk to him.
00:36:16No, no, no, no, no.
00:36:16Hey, Mr. Oliver.
00:36:19Hey, dad.
00:36:19Hi, sir.
00:36:20What are you doing here?
00:36:24I'm going out of town on work,
00:36:26but I wanted to see how your test went.
00:36:28If it's another F, Connor, I...
00:36:31I aced it.
00:36:38Thanks to Mia.
00:36:40No.
00:36:40No, I barely helped at all.
00:36:42It was all Connor.
00:36:42You should be so proud, Mr. Oliver.
00:36:44Pride has to be earned.
00:36:46Connor's got a long way to go.
00:36:50You see that little gremlin over there?
00:36:55I want you to seduce her before the day is out.
00:37:01Got it.
00:37:03What if I can't do it?
00:37:05Then do what you do best at parties, Luke.
00:37:08Force her.
00:37:16Hey, just the girl I wanted to see.
00:37:19Can I borrow you real quick?
00:37:20I just had a quick premise your question.
00:37:21Luke, you haven't talked to me since you pantsed me in the eighth grade,
00:37:24so why are you talking to me now?
00:37:25Because you're super smart and sexy.
00:37:28And, uh, I hear that you're really good at giving private lessons.
00:37:32So can I get one or what?
00:37:34Don't fucking touch her.
00:37:35Hey, enough.
00:37:36You are on thin ice as it is.
00:37:38No fights.
00:37:39Do you hear me?
00:37:40Luke, stop.
00:37:41I'm busy.
00:37:41Yeah, please.
00:37:42Look, I know you helped Connor pass science.
00:37:45Can you help me?
00:37:46Come on.
00:37:47Just this once.
00:37:49Connor, listen.
00:37:51I know that I'm hard on you.
00:37:53But it is because I...
00:37:55Dad, I gotta go.
00:37:56I'll talk to you another time.
00:37:58Get off me.
00:37:59I know you got that party coming up.
00:38:00The invite's still open.
00:38:02I know a bunch of guys that could go.
00:38:04Come on.
00:38:06Five minutes.
00:38:12Okay.
00:38:14All right, let's go.
00:38:18Mia's ditching me for Luke?
00:38:26CopCon!
00:38:27What a surprise!
00:38:30I'm busy, Jessica.
00:38:31Doing what?
00:38:32Looking for Mia.
00:38:34I heard she and Luke are getting close.
00:38:37Oh, you know Mia.
00:38:40She would do anything to be popular.
00:38:43But you and me, we were born to be on top.
00:38:49She's gonna break your heart!
00:38:50And when she does, I'll be waiting!
00:39:02I'm gonna go find Connor.
00:39:03No, no, no, no, wait.
00:39:04You're not going anywhere.
00:39:06Until we talk about this party.
00:39:09We'll come if you get on your knees and beg.
00:39:13Hey!
00:39:13Get the fuck off her!
00:39:14Oh, shit.
00:39:18Cap's here!
00:39:19Anybody else want a trip to the ER?
00:39:22You might have a brawl with us.
00:39:25Since you both go on to be rapey, frat boy misogynists,
00:39:28let me teach you a lesson in science.
00:39:31Every action
00:39:33has an equal and opposite reaction.
00:39:37Oh!
00:39:39All right.
00:39:40Come on.
00:39:41The better party did you get to?
00:39:44Fine.
00:39:46I'll just have to take you down myself.
00:39:49You know,
00:39:51for a second there,
00:39:53I kind of thought that you were into Luke
00:39:56when I saw you guys walking away together.
00:39:59Rit?
00:40:02Rit?
00:40:03Ew.
00:40:04No, that walking steroid.
00:40:06He's not even close to my type.
00:40:08So,
00:40:09who is?
00:40:12You are.
00:40:17You are
00:40:20not
00:40:21going to believe
00:40:22who I'm into.
00:40:25It's crazy.
00:40:27What?
00:40:27It's so funny.
00:40:29Who is it?
00:40:34Oh, my mom just got back
00:40:35from a fashion show in New York.
00:40:37She needs help unloading some pieces.
00:40:40You should come.
00:40:41My mom would be stoked to meet you.
00:40:42No, I can't.
00:40:44I have to change for that party.
00:40:46Just borrow one of my mom's dresses.
00:40:47High school bucket list item number 11.
00:40:49Finally find a dress
00:40:51that makes you feel pretty.
00:40:53She just designed this dress
00:40:55for some singer named Gaga Lady.
00:40:57You could probably borrow that.
00:40:58If you're into that.
00:41:00She more than once.
00:41:01Okay.
00:41:02Or not.
00:41:04I mean,
00:41:05if you're into it.
00:41:06Really?
00:41:10Yeah.
00:41:11I mean,
00:41:11our proton's positive.
00:41:13Right?
00:41:14Get it?
00:41:15Oh, yeah.
00:41:16It's going way of the way.
00:41:17Okay.
00:41:18Yeah, let's go.
00:41:20Okay.
00:41:21Should I ask Mia out tonight?
00:41:25Come on.
00:41:26I need an answer.
00:41:29Should I?
00:41:30I need an answer, right?
00:41:41Yeah.
00:41:44Look.
00:41:50Wow.
00:41:52Well,
00:41:52it's all thanks to your mom.
00:41:54You have to tell her
00:41:55to buy that boutique on Main Street
00:41:56because her designs
00:41:58are going to be famous.
00:41:59What?
00:42:00Are you like a psychic or something?
00:42:02No,
00:42:02I'm future girl,
00:42:04remember?
00:42:05Right.
00:42:06Also,
00:42:06you've got to enjoy
00:42:07the early 2000s
00:42:08because the 2020s
00:42:10are freaking rough, dude.
00:42:12Well,
00:42:13if I die by then,
00:42:14just blink twice
00:42:15so I can skip finals.
00:42:28Okay,
00:42:28future girl,
00:42:29if you really know
00:42:30everything that's going to happen,
00:42:32who shows up first?
00:42:33I actually have no idea.
00:42:40Hey,
00:42:41ConCon.
00:42:42You Sasquatch.
00:42:44I'm here,
00:42:45so your party's not
00:42:46the total best.
00:42:48And
00:42:48I brought party favors.
00:42:51Everyone's already done.
00:42:52We'll stop you
00:42:52in on the way over.
00:43:20I tried to stop her,
00:43:21but she's like a crazier Regina George
00:43:22with worse highlights.
00:43:25So cute.
00:43:26Oh,
00:43:26on page four,
00:43:27there's a great Polaroid
00:43:28that I took
00:43:28of Mia wedding herself
00:43:30in sixth grade.
00:43:31Yeah.
00:43:31Page four.
00:43:33She fed all my worst moments
00:43:34into a little pink book.
00:43:38Hey.
00:43:39Hey.
00:43:41I like your big tails
00:43:43and everybody
00:43:44had braces more.
00:43:46This shit doesn't matter.
00:43:50Actually,
00:43:52it does.
00:43:56Is this supposed
00:43:57to hurt me?
00:43:58Um,
00:43:59yeah,
00:44:00that's kind of
00:44:00the whole point.
00:44:01Do you really want
00:44:02your prom queen
00:44:03to be a girl
00:44:04who makes out
00:44:06with her in-seat roasters?
00:44:07See page seven.
00:44:08As long as it's not you,
00:44:10I'm good.
00:44:11Are you blind?
00:44:12She's been fugly
00:44:13since birth
00:44:14and now everybody
00:44:15knows it.
00:44:16You know,
00:44:18a year ago,
00:44:18this book would've
00:44:19destroyed me.
00:44:21But now I know
00:44:23everything in here
00:44:23made me
00:44:24who I am today.
00:44:29So go ahead.
00:44:31Read away.
00:44:32I have nothing to hide.
00:44:33I'm like you.
00:44:34If you keep messing with me,
00:44:36I'll just expose you
00:44:36for all the horrible
00:44:37things you've done.
00:44:38You have nothing
00:44:39on me, poser.
00:44:40What about
00:44:41what you did
00:44:42with the ninth grade
00:44:43basketball team
00:44:44on the field trip?
00:44:46What?
00:44:47I...
00:44:49Nobody knows about that.
00:44:50Just wait till Facebook.
00:44:52Face...
00:44:53What?
00:44:53Okay.
00:44:54English much?
00:44:55You know,
00:44:55this little tough girl
00:44:56act is cute and all,
00:44:58but the only one
00:44:59getting exposed today
00:45:00is you.
00:45:10What are you hiding
00:45:11back there, Mia?
00:45:12Your couch potato.
00:45:14Yeah.
00:45:15Show us your
00:45:16stressed out
00:45:17grainy grainy.
00:45:18That is way too far,
00:45:19Jessica.
00:45:20My mom gave her
00:45:21that dress.
00:45:22And it looks tragic
00:45:23on her.
00:45:24Honestly,
00:45:24I was helping.
00:45:25Hey.
00:45:26You're beautiful,
00:45:27Mia.
00:45:27And you know I.
00:45:28It's okay.
00:45:29I'm not embarrassed.
00:45:35Jessica,
00:45:36you think
00:45:37being prom queen
00:45:38is all about looks,
00:45:40okay?
00:45:42High school bucket list,
00:45:43item number 12.
00:45:45Go on it
00:45:46while you've got it.
00:46:06holy shit, Mia.
00:46:08Woo!
00:46:09Yes!
00:46:10Yes, Mia!
00:46:11Okay, Mia!
00:46:12Doesn't suck having my 18-year-old body back.
00:46:14Wow.
00:46:15Look at you pretending to be hot and popular.
00:46:19FYI, you will never be like us.
00:46:21You will never live like us.
00:46:23No, I want to live better.
00:46:26How about a game of truth or dare?
00:46:29I dare you all to strip something off.
00:46:35High school bucket list item number 13.
00:46:38Find someone who's just as crazy as you.
00:46:42Who cares if they stripped?
00:46:45Anyone can do that.
00:46:46I can do it.
00:46:47And I bet I can do it even better.
00:47:00Fine.
00:47:00Let those mouth fingers have a dumbass party.
00:47:04Bye, Jazz!
00:47:09Ugh!
00:47:10Ugh, even her alcohol tastes like trash!
00:47:38Oh, my wrist!
00:47:40I think I sprained it!
00:47:42Hey!
00:47:42Hey!
00:47:43Hey!
00:47:44Hey!
00:47:45She's not waking up!
00:47:46She needs help!
00:47:48Someone at least get me some ice!
00:47:51Now!
00:47:52Don't make me ask again, bitches!
00:47:55You can't quit on me right now.
00:47:57You can't quit on me right now, Mia.
00:47:57Not before I...
00:47:58Not before I tell you that I...
00:48:03Mia, I've always...
00:48:06Mia!
00:48:06Hey!
00:48:07Hey!
00:48:08Hey, Mia!
00:48:09You okay?
00:48:09Yeah.
00:48:10Yeah.
00:48:12Yeah.
00:48:13What happened?
00:48:15Jessica thought attempted murder would be a fun party game.
00:48:18Okay.
00:48:18I was trying to recycle.
00:48:21How would I know her giant head would get in the way?
00:48:26I didn't see that coming.
00:48:30Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:48:33Okay.
00:48:33Hey, party's over.
00:48:35Everyone out!
00:48:36You heard him.
00:48:37Go!
00:48:37Get out!
00:48:38Remember, vote Mia!
00:48:39Vote Mia!
00:48:40Vote Mia!
00:48:40I got you.
00:48:42Come on.
00:48:43Let's go.
00:48:54Thank you...
00:48:55for saving my life.
00:48:57I'm just glad you're okay.
00:48:59For the record...
00:49:01You look like a total smoke show in that bathing suit.
00:49:07Oh.
00:49:10What's wrong?
00:49:11Jess never gets better.
00:49:14Better at what?
00:49:16Her bullying just gets worse and worse.
00:49:19And somehow she still ends up with you.
00:49:24I would never date Jessica.
00:49:26Connor.
00:49:27Seriously.
00:49:28Stop.
00:49:31Don't...
00:49:32make promises you can't keep.
00:49:34You know the girl I actually do like?
00:49:38She...
00:49:39I know.
00:49:39She's a genius.
00:49:41You're getting your grades up for her.
00:49:42It's really cool.
00:49:44Get some rest.
00:49:46I'll be in the guest room.
00:49:48Connor?
00:49:48Connor?
00:49:49Can you stay...
00:49:51with me?
00:49:58Okay.
00:50:00Okay.
00:50:02Okay.
00:50:09You're the genius, dummy.
00:50:12I'm doing this all for you.
00:50:18I'm doing this all for you.
00:50:35I'm doing this all for you.
00:50:43You have a beautiful voice.
00:50:47You scared me.
00:50:50God.
00:50:52No, I don't.
00:50:53I like to sing when I'm busy or bored.
00:50:56So it's never around anyone, which is good.
00:50:59But...
00:51:00I'm not...
00:51:00I'm not just anyone.
00:51:06What is all this?
00:51:08Well...
00:51:09You know the tradition.
00:51:11Senior prom queen gets gifts for the graduating class.
00:51:15You want to help me wrap?
00:51:18Mia, this is amazing.
00:51:20No one else would do this for their class.
00:51:25I've never met anyone like you.
00:51:29Not yet, anyway.
00:51:35So, eight ball girl.
00:51:38What's future me like?
00:51:40Don't tell me I'm a dipshit.
00:51:42No.
00:51:42You're not.
00:51:44Don't even look.
00:51:45I know you're not.
00:51:47You're...
00:51:48You're...
00:51:49Actually...
00:51:50Super successful.
00:51:52Really smart.
00:51:55Kind.
00:51:59You're pretty...
00:52:01Perfect.
00:52:05No wonder I was in love.
00:52:14Hold up.
00:52:15Who did you say you're in love with?
00:52:17No one.
00:52:20I meant that I was in love with being from the future.
00:52:27Because now I know all of these is awesome.
00:52:31Yeah.
00:52:33So...
00:52:33So who do I get married to?
00:52:37Jessica Alba.
00:52:39So you gotta get over that Britney crash because things get complicated.
00:52:44Okay.
00:52:46You know, I can actually read the future also.
00:52:49Really?
00:52:50You know what I see in our future?
00:52:52Connor.
00:52:56Will you come to my basketball finals?
00:53:00I'd love to.
00:53:03Question.
00:53:04Are you gonna invite your dad?
00:53:06I'm sure he...
00:53:09Will come to other games.
00:53:10He's busy.
00:53:12He's waiting for me to get into the NBA.
00:53:15Wait, wait.
00:53:18Connor.
00:53:19You're...
00:53:19Your dad.
00:53:20Enough about my dad.
00:53:22Actually, come on.
00:53:23You don't wanna be late.
00:53:25Okay.
00:53:40Everyone's gonna love these, Mia.
00:53:42This will win you crazy votes.
00:53:44Sure.
00:53:46But...
00:53:48I also just wanted to do something nice.
00:53:51Because...
00:53:52In a few months, we will all go our separate ways.
00:53:56And who knows what'll happen then.
00:53:58Right?
00:54:03Graduate in style, besties.
00:54:06Oh.
00:54:08You're too late, Butterface.
00:54:11The class loved my gifts so much, I already got all their votes.
00:54:33The class loved my gifts so much, I already got all their votes.
00:54:40Goodwill hand-me-downs too.
00:54:44Besties?
00:54:46You don't even know their names.
00:54:49Of course I do.
00:54:52Well...
00:54:52The hot ones.
00:54:54The rest are freaks, not people.
00:54:56But hey, money talks, right?
00:54:58Even to losers with social rabies.
00:55:02But come on now, let's see what you got.
00:55:12Look!
00:55:13Trailer Trash Barbie got you all toy cars.
00:55:19I got them Gucci earrings.
00:55:21Yes.
00:55:28At least my gifts mean something.
00:55:30Um, they mean that you're a peasant trying to take on a queen.
00:55:35But you can't.
00:55:36Because you're a nobody, Mia.
00:55:39Do you want to try saying that again?
00:55:42Relax, Jack Bower.
00:55:44Brutal honesty is an act of love.
00:55:47And I love all my subjects.
00:55:50Even you.
00:55:52Look!
00:56:10OMG, you're twinny!
00:56:21Marge Simpson hair, pancake face, Kool-Aid body. I mean, it's perfect.
00:56:27Oh! And con-con hair is your gift. Only the best for the basketball captain.
00:56:34I don't want anything from you.
00:56:37Not even a brand new limited edition PS2?
00:56:46No matter what I do, this always gets your way. Prom queen, Connor, what am I even doing here?
00:56:55Bribes aren't my thing.
00:56:57Maybe you should ask Principal Davis though. He might be down.
00:57:02Hey, Mia, wait.
00:57:04Hand out the gifts that you brought.
00:57:07They're special.
00:57:08Not because they're expensive or fancy, but because they're from you.
00:57:11No, no. I know they're stupid.
00:57:15And she, she won this one. So let's just go.
00:57:18Just trust me.
00:57:20They're gonna love them.
00:57:21Hey, you guys.
00:57:23Mia has gifts for all of you.
00:57:24And you're gonna love them.
00:57:41You see, it's yours.
00:57:54So I know these aren't coach bags or Tiffany bracelets, but I hope when you enter the real world, you'll
00:58:04remember them.
00:58:06Mia, what did you do?
00:58:12How'd you know I wanted to be an artist?
00:58:16I haven't told anybody I wanted to be an artist.
00:58:19But you should. You're more talented than you know.
00:58:24You just need a cool artist name, like Banksy.
00:58:40You'll be an amazing songwriter.
00:58:43Just write about that breakup, Taylor.
00:58:49That's just a little reminder to keep following your dreams.
00:58:54Be Jordan.
00:58:57Mia, these are incredible, but I'm kind of confused by my gift.
00:59:05Just wait a few years. You're gonna be filthy rich.
00:59:11And you deserve it.
00:59:17Everybody shut up!
00:59:19Why the hell are they all cheering for you?
00:59:22Why don't you open your gift and find out?
00:59:25I got one for you, too.
00:59:32You trash, these are primes.
00:59:36Okay! All right, fine! You're safe!
00:59:40Go!
00:59:40Please!
00:59:46Hey, um...
00:59:48This one's for you.
00:59:53This one's for you.
01:00:01Mia, I...
01:00:05Me and my dad used to fish every weekend.
01:00:09This is the first lure you ever bought me.
01:00:12How did you find...
01:00:13Magic eight ball.
01:00:15You remember?
01:00:16A year from now, Connor mentions this at his dad's funeral.
01:00:19It's his favorite memory of them together.
01:00:21Do everything with your dad.
01:00:24While you can.
01:00:27You'll never get this time back.
01:00:32Yeah, thank you.
01:00:36Oh my god, I didn't get you anything.
01:00:37Hey, no!
01:00:38Just tell me what you want and I'll go get it.
01:00:40Promise me...
01:00:42That you'll invite your dad to the games.
01:00:44That's all I want.
01:00:57For you...
01:00:58I'll do it.
01:01:03Congrats.
01:01:04Looks like you went over the class.
01:01:07Now what?
01:01:11It's time we slip out of the shadows.
01:01:16Hey, everyone.
01:01:19Tonight...
01:01:19All of us misfits...
01:01:21Are going to the finals.
01:01:24Boycotting Jessica's prom queens.
01:01:38I knew he wouldn't make it.
01:01:39I knew he wouldn't make it.
01:01:48I knew he wouldn't make it.
01:01:56What are you rejects doing here?
01:02:01Animals aren't allowed in the gym.
01:02:04We're taking a stand.
01:02:06We won't be bought or bullied by mean girls like you.
01:02:10No plastics for prom.
01:02:12No plastics for prom.
01:02:14You all worshipped me a year ago.
01:02:17Worshipped?
01:02:20They were terrified of you.
01:02:22It's just that they were too scared to speak.
01:02:25But now...
01:02:26We've finally found our voice.
01:02:28Right?
01:02:31Well...
01:02:31Since you suddenly think you're the Joan of Arc of rejects...
01:02:36Let's hear your voice.
01:02:40Attention, everyone!
01:02:43America's favorite outcast, Mia Watkins, just volunteered...
01:02:49To sing the national anthem in front of the whole school.
01:03:08Come on, Mia!
01:03:10We're all waiting!
01:03:13Hey!
01:03:15Hey, yes you can.
01:03:17Show them all what you can do.
01:03:20All of them.
01:03:24No, no, I can't sing in front of all those people.
01:03:27Just don't look at them.
01:03:29Look at me.
01:03:31I believe in you, Mia.
01:03:33Get your camcorder ready.
01:03:34This is gonna be legendary.
01:03:38I believe in you.
01:03:44High school bucket list, item number 14.
01:03:48Live your Beyonce friends.
01:03:54Hi, everyone.
01:03:57Please rise.
01:04:11Oh...
01:04:19Just look at me.
01:04:28Oh, say can you see, by the dawn's early light, what so proudly we hailed, at the twilight's last night.
01:04:56Oh, say can you see, by the dawn's early light, what so proudly we hailed at the twilight's last night.
01:05:07Oh, say can you see, by the dawn's early light, what so proudly we hailed at the twilight's last night.
01:05:30Oh, say can you see, by the dawn's early light, what so proudly we hailed at the twilight's last night,
01:05:38what so proudly we hailed at the twilight's last night, what so proudly we hailed at the twilight's last night.
01:05:49And the home of the brave
01:06:08Give it up for Mia
01:06:10This is gonna be your new prom queen
01:06:15See, everyone loves you, Mia
01:06:35If you wanna win, you gotta give them a show, right?
01:06:37Yeah
01:06:38Plus, I like kissing you
01:06:40What were you saying?
01:06:42Oh, nothing that I, um, I just thought I'm really
01:06:53Shit, that's my dad
01:06:56What is he doing here?
01:06:57He never comes to my games
01:06:58What if I fuck up?
01:06:59Hey, Connor, you're gonna be fine
01:07:04This is the big game, Mia
01:07:07This is the only game he cares about
01:07:09Hey, look at me
01:07:11I already know what happens, remember?
01:07:15Listen, in the last moment, take that three-pointer
01:07:19It'll seem impossible, but trust me
01:07:26I trust you
01:07:29And here we go, everyone
01:07:30The big championship game
01:07:32The Fairfield Lions versus the Falcons
01:07:35For the big one
01:07:36Here we go, ladies and gentlemen
01:07:37Let's begin
01:08:05And ten seconds left
01:08:07Home team is down two points
01:08:09And Connor Oliver has the ball
01:08:16He's gonna risk it all on the three-pointer
01:08:26He's gonna risk it all on the three-pointer
01:08:28He's gonna risk it all on the three-pointer
01:08:28And there he goes
01:08:32Yes, he scores
01:08:34The Fairfield Lions
01:08:3649-48
01:08:38And they win the game
01:08:49Let's go
01:08:51First, an A, and now this
01:08:56Expect me at all your college games, Con
01:09:00Really?
01:09:01Really
01:09:03I'm sorry for missing out on this
01:09:07And on you
01:09:12I couldn't be more proud, son
01:09:14Looks like you got a fan
01:09:16Who feels the same
01:09:19Congratulations
01:09:20You helped
01:09:23Yeah
01:09:23You were right about everything
01:09:26Oh, am I being pumped?
01:09:29That pipply mouth breather isn't going to steal ConCon
01:09:32And my crown
01:09:35We will take her down
01:09:37We'll dance
01:09:37For good
01:09:39I'm going because of you
01:09:40No, no
01:09:41You won because of you
01:09:42I just gave you a little hint
01:09:45But I do accept payment and kisses
01:09:50I could do a lot better than that
01:10:03Wait, wait
01:10:05Should we be doing this?
01:10:07I mean, what about your crush
01:10:09The girl you've worked so hard for?
01:10:11It's you, Mia
01:10:13It always has been
01:10:18Holy circuits
01:10:25I mean, how many of you have been
01:10:26No, no
01:10:30No
01:10:34No
01:10:34No
01:10:34No
01:10:34No
01:10:34No
01:10:35No
01:10:35No
01:10:35No
01:11:07Good morning, beautiful.
01:11:11You're staring again.
01:11:14Five more minutes.
01:11:17You're kind of distracting.
01:11:21Should we just ditch school and do this all day?
01:11:25I can't have a chem test.
01:11:27This was your chem test.
01:11:30And you passed.
01:11:32You got flying colors.
01:11:33Oh.
01:11:38Okay, say we do skip class.
01:11:43And what about prom tonight?
01:11:48Oh, you still wanted to go to this?
01:11:52I figured I would just ask my crush.
01:11:54You're never going to let that go.
01:12:00It's just that you're the valedictorian.
01:12:03How did you not figure out that I've liked you since ninth grade?
01:12:08Because I looked like Chewbacca back then.
01:12:11What?
01:12:12Yeah.
01:12:13I actually liked the frizzy hair.
01:12:16And those striped turtlenecks.
01:12:19No, you didn't.
01:12:20Yeah.
01:12:21So hot.
01:12:25Okay, so.
01:12:28Hurry up and ask me now.
01:12:30Oh, you want me to ask you?
01:12:31Yes, please.
01:12:32Oh, I got to do it properly.
01:12:37Mia Watkins.
01:12:40Will you?
01:12:47Will you officially be my prom date?
01:12:51And my girlfriend?
01:12:55Yes, I will go with you.
01:12:56And I will absolutely be your girlfriend.
01:13:05Come on.
01:13:06Let's go win that crown.
01:13:08Five more minutes.
01:13:09You said.
01:13:10Come on.
01:13:14I am going to give you
01:13:16the perfect Princess Diaries moment.
01:13:20Jess will not be able to sabotage your night.
01:13:23Oh, she's going to.
01:13:26I don't know.
01:13:28You want to make at the game.
01:13:30Maybe she's given up.
01:13:34No.
01:13:37She won't.
01:13:41I know she won't because
01:13:44I've lived it.
01:13:47I'm sorry, say it again.
01:13:50Okay.
01:13:52This is going to sound insane.
01:13:53Chris, but you're my best friend.
01:13:55So, I have to tell you the truth.
01:13:57I...
01:14:01I'm from...
01:14:02the future.
01:14:11Okay.
01:14:13Yeah, the future.
01:14:14Cool.
01:14:15Are you, like, totally freaked out?
01:14:17Are you going to, like, call my parents?
01:14:18Or the cops?
01:14:19Or, uh, an exorcist?
01:14:22No.
01:14:22You're not...
01:14:24Mia, you're not crazy.
01:14:25And you're not a liar.
01:14:28If you say you're from the future...
01:14:31I believe you.
01:14:37Okay, look, it'll be the future's scoop.
01:14:39Hi.
01:14:40How's Lost Dance?
01:14:41Oh, and was I right about Lance Bass?
01:14:43Okay, um, they got off the island.
01:14:45Uh, Lance does come out.
01:14:47And they're doing a bulky reboot.
01:14:50Wow.
01:14:51The future's pilot.
01:14:52You have no idea.
01:14:53But this dance could change my whole life, actually.
01:14:59So, will you help me?
01:15:01Stop.
01:15:03Come in.
01:15:05But before we close the whole mouth, that is Jess.
01:15:09Okay.
01:15:10Let's go.
01:15:11Okay.
01:15:37You look like a queen.
01:15:40Thanks.
01:15:42Hopefully, I'll win.
01:15:57Welcome, students, to this year's 2006 Senior Prom.
01:16:09You have one hour left to vote for this year's Prom King and Prom Queen.
01:16:18Ready to go back to being a troll.
01:16:21Ready to need therapy after I live?
01:16:24We're going down, Watkins.
01:16:27Bring it on, Jessica.
01:16:40You look so good.
01:16:43Black is definitely your color.
01:16:45Oh, thanks.
01:16:45FYI, this is your last chance to make the right choice.
01:16:51Oh, my God.
01:16:53Give it up, Jessica.
01:16:54I don't...
01:16:55I want Mia.
01:16:57Oh!
01:16:57But I want you.
01:16:59We are perfect together.
01:17:01Why would you date a dishrag when you can have an icon?
01:17:05Oh, shut up and look hot.
01:17:07Con-con, think about your future.
01:17:11My life is going to be amazing.
01:17:15It could be.
01:17:17If you worked on yourself and stopped screwing everyone over.
01:17:20Girl, you can be better than this, Jess.
01:17:29I know you didn't want this before, but open it.
01:17:43Jess, hey, don't do what you're planning to do tonight, okay?
01:17:48It could save your future if you don't.
01:17:57I'm not planning on doing anything other than winning.
01:18:11I tried.
01:18:13Principal Davis, there are kids doing drugs in the back.
01:18:17Bathroom.
01:18:17I think it's crack cane.
01:18:20I don't know, but just go get them.
01:18:24Hurry, they are dying.
01:18:44I don't know.
01:18:47Everyone, it is time to count the votes for this year's prom queen.
01:18:53Let's welcome our prom queen finalists to the stage.
01:18:57Neil Watkins and Jessica Hart.
01:19:00Woo!
01:19:02And as expected, give it up for your prom king, basketball all-star, Connor Oliver.
01:19:28While I finish counting the votes, let's hear it from our prom queen finalists.
01:19:34Let's start with Jessica Hart.
01:19:39I would like to thank all of my diehard fans who voted for me the last four years.
01:19:45I'm so excited to leave high school and represent hot, popular, rich people everywhere.
01:20:00I shouldn't be here.
01:20:04That's what I told myself the past four years.
01:20:07I wasn't good enough.
01:20:11I wasn't pretty enough.
01:20:12I wasn't strong enough.
01:20:16But I'm here now.
01:20:20And I'm here to represent all of you.
01:20:23The misfits, the outcasts, anyone who's ever felt alone.
01:20:31You're not.
01:20:34You're not.
01:20:35No.
01:20:43All right, ladies and gentlemen, the votes are in.
01:20:47Looks like we have a winner.
01:20:56And your 2006 prom queen winner is Jessica Hart.
01:21:12I'm so sorry.
01:21:13Hey, it's okay.
01:21:15This is your moment.
01:21:16You earned it.
01:21:17I'm good.
01:21:22I knew you guys wouldn't let me hear the dumpster fire or steal my crown.
01:21:29Smile, King.
01:21:30It's for the yearbook.
01:21:35You were right.
01:21:37You saw it all.
01:21:41And you believe to me.
01:21:45Out of the way, freak.
01:21:47This is for royalty only.
01:21:50Oh, shut it, 902-1-ho.
01:21:53Mia has something to say.
01:21:55I warned you.
01:22:00Mia?
01:22:06Mia?
01:22:07Mia?
01:22:07Mia?
01:22:07Mia Watkins?
01:22:08They're all for Mia, and I saw Jessica throw them out.
01:22:11Mia?
01:22:13No.
01:22:14These are fake.
01:22:15Principal Davis, this is a set up.
01:22:18Mia.
01:22:19Is this true?
01:22:21No.
01:22:22No.
01:22:22Actually, Jessica lied, bribed, and cheated her way to the crown.
01:22:28Okay?
01:22:29Mia?
01:22:30Mia actually cares about this class.
01:22:33It's no wonder that she won.
01:22:34Fairly.
01:22:36But don't take it from me.
01:22:39Let's see.
01:22:40Show of hands.
01:22:40Who voted for Mia?
01:22:47Mia!
01:22:48Mia!
01:22:49Mia!
01:22:49Mia!
01:22:50Mia!
01:22:50Mia!
01:22:52Mia!
01:22:52Mia!
01:22:52Mia!
01:22:55Mia!
01:22:55I never doubted that.
01:22:57Or you.
01:23:06High school bucket list, item number 15.
01:23:09Embrace your inner crown.
01:23:13The crown is mine!
01:23:15I'm the popular one!
01:23:17I'm hot and I'm skinny and I'm a fucking cheerleader!
01:23:20What more do you people want?
01:23:22I'm not.
01:23:23I'm not.
01:23:40Jessica, first you cheated, now you could have killed someone?
01:23:44This is grounds for expulsion.
01:23:46Security!
01:23:47No!
01:23:48No!
01:23:49It was Mia!
01:23:50She...
01:23:51She knows things.
01:23:52She's like a...
01:23:53A psychic or a witch or something.
01:23:55I swear!
01:23:56Bye-bye, bimbo.
01:23:58No!
01:24:07She's so nasty.
01:24:11That's something Mia, help me.
01:24:12You'll get it in a few years.
01:24:13No!
01:24:14No!
01:24:14This isn't right!
01:24:16You suck!
01:24:19You're cheating!
01:24:22Curse on you, queen bitch!
01:24:26Here.
01:24:28Take this.
01:24:30No, I can't take that.
01:24:32Yes.
01:24:33I want you to.
01:24:35The way no matter when or where you are, you can find me.
01:24:39Time-traveling nerd.
01:24:43Here.
01:24:46Here.
01:24:58Hey!
01:25:00Here.
01:25:01Here.
01:25:02Hey!
01:25:03You okay?
01:25:04Connor, what happened?
01:25:15You tricked and fell. You alright?
01:25:19Yes.
01:25:24Where's Jessica?
01:25:26Jessica?
01:25:28Jessica Hart?
01:25:31I don't know, she's probably in prison by now.
01:25:34Remember she got arrested at prom?
01:25:37I haven't seen her since 2006.
01:25:43Everything that happened senior year came too.
01:25:50But that's all in the past.
01:25:53I want to focus on the future.
01:25:55Neil Watkins, since the first time I met you in freshman year, I loved you.
01:26:04You were the cutest, glasses-wearing nerd I ever met.
01:26:13And from our wild study sessions, to winning prom king and queen senior year, to taking on the whole world,
01:26:23I...
01:26:24I couldn't ask for a better nerd to be my partner.
01:26:31Neil Watkins.
01:26:36Will you marry me?
01:26:38Hurry up and say yes, I have to get back home to Lance.
01:26:43Yes, of course.
01:26:50I can't believe this is happening.
01:26:53You're a time traveler, Mia.
01:26:55You didn't see this coming?
01:26:56Yeah.
01:26:58Us getting engaged?
01:27:00No.
01:27:01Not in a million years.
01:27:04But hey, I guess...
01:27:06Some things, you never see coming.
01:27:10I always knew.
01:27:12I hope...
01:27:19I'm so excited.
01:27:20You're a-
01:27:22I'm so excited.
01:27:23Are you ready?
01:27:25And no one makes me feel like you do.
01:27:31And no one sets my body on fire.
01:27:36And no one gives me shivers like you do.
01:27:42Oh, no one does leave me here
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