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00:00:01Everybody says things get better after graduation, but 20 years later, I'm still the punchline.
00:00:06Dump floor.
00:00:12This is me.
00:00:15I'm casually ruining my housework.
00:00:24Mia?
00:00:24Is there a reason you're wallowing on the floor like a little piggy instead of working?
00:00:30No, I'm sorry, Jessica.
00:00:33But actually, I have this new idea for a gene editing platform that I think could...
00:00:37Okay, yeah, just save it, Brainiac. You can put my name on it and cut the check.
00:00:40Now just clean this up, or I will find myself another assistant.
00:00:45C-c-c-kay?
00:00:49I still run these school podcasts.
00:00:52Stop fucking embarrassing me.
00:00:54Ladies and gents, please join me for a special announcement from the class of 2006's Prom King and Queen, Connor
00:01:02Oliver and Jessica Hart.
00:01:12You okay?
00:01:14Am I okay?
00:01:15My forever crush just walked in looking like a Disney prince, and I'm pretty sure I just forgot my own
00:01:20name, but details.
00:01:22Yeah.
00:01:24Me?
00:01:25Yeah, I'm super good.
00:01:27You seem really amazing.
00:01:29Look who's talking.
00:01:30Well, I was surprised that you were here.
00:01:34You're such a big shot in the city.
00:01:36I'm actually...
00:01:37I came here for someone very special.
00:01:42I came back for you.
00:01:43Yeah, um...
00:01:45Can I talk to you later?
00:01:47It's been 20 years, but this is a sign to stop being a wimp and finally tell him how I
00:01:52feel.
00:01:52Absolutely.
00:01:54Actually, I want to...
00:01:55Come, come.
00:01:57Everyone is waiting for us to start the show.
00:02:00So let's give them one.
00:02:01Come, come.
00:02:03Come, come.
00:02:03He came back.
00:02:15Jessica, what the hell?
00:02:17Mia!
00:02:18Come here.
00:02:19Hey, it's okay.
00:02:21You're gonna be alright.
00:02:22Just hold on.
00:02:23Hey.
00:02:24I wish I could go back.
00:02:25What do you mean?
00:02:25Go back where?
00:02:26Then I could tell you...
00:02:28How much.
00:02:29How much you want.
00:02:30Hey, Mia.
00:02:31Mia, stay with me, okay?
00:02:32Mia, look at me.
00:02:33What did you want to tell me?
00:02:40Am I...
00:02:41Dead?
00:02:45Or did my wish come true?
00:02:47Did I really get a second chance?
00:02:52Holy bananas.
00:02:53No more frown lines.
00:02:55I look 18 again.
00:02:57Which means...
00:02:59Look, the freak show lives.
00:03:01Rise and shine, Mia.
00:03:03I've got a mountain of my homework for you too.
00:03:08Those clothes.
00:03:10Those highlights.
00:03:12A...
00:03:13Tamagotchi?
00:03:14I went back to...
00:03:172006?
00:03:21When else would it be reject calendar much?
00:03:26Miss Thompson?
00:03:28May I be excused?
00:03:29I think I'm hallucinating.
00:03:31Mamie, you've gotta stop getting high before class like the other losers.
00:03:37Loser!
00:03:38Loser!
00:03:39Loser!
00:03:40Loser!
00:03:41Loser!
00:03:42Loser!
00:03:43Loser!
00:03:43Loser!
00:03:43Nothing's changed.
00:03:45Everyone still sees me as a loser.
00:03:47A nobody.
00:03:48The girl who can't fight back.
00:03:50But that's the thing about second chances.
00:03:53You can always flip the script.
00:03:56High school bucket list item number one.
00:03:58Never put up with bullying again.
00:04:03Miss Thompson, Mia's trying to kill-
00:04:07Mia, you are a warning away from going to the principal's office!
00:04:11Why?
00:04:12For stopping Jessica and the other jocks from bullying the other students?
00:04:15They do this every day!
00:04:23Don't be silly.
00:04:26Jessica's the founder's daughter and a model student.
00:04:30She would never bully anyone.
00:04:33She just-
00:04:34Sit.
00:04:35Down.
00:04:36And finish your lab before I fail you.
00:04:43Mia joined Jessica's group.
00:04:45And I expect a perfect report when I get back.
00:04:53Okay.
00:04:55So we just start by combining the aluminum with the hydrochloric acid-
00:04:59Oh!
00:05:03Oops!
00:05:04Oh!
00:05:05What can I say?
00:05:07Snitches get stitches, you little lab rat.
00:05:11What a shame what happened to your shirt.
00:05:14Let's clean you up.
00:05:16That acid-
00:05:16Don't-
00:05:17I know, Mia, but this is science class.
00:05:20And I want to try this experiment on you!
00:05:32Oh, these are so funny in my space.
00:05:34Mia, do you want me to tag your boobs as Dirty Danglars or No Man's Land?
00:05:47Wow, Mia, you look like you're in trouble.
00:05:57So are you gonna put her in her place or should I?
00:05:59Okay.
00:06:00High school bucket list item number two.
00:06:02Be the kind of girl who gets her crush's attention.
00:06:07Con-con, please tell me you are not siding with this garbage disposal.
00:06:11Don't-
00:06:13Don't call me that.
00:06:14Or what?
00:06:14Little Miss-
00:06:15St-st-stutter!
00:06:17This time, no more shrinking.
00:06:19You do that again?
00:06:21I'll stop helping you pass 12th grade.
00:06:24Hmm.
00:06:24What will Principal Davis think if he knew I took your SATs?
00:06:28I don't know what you're talking about.
00:06:31You're cheating your way into college.
00:06:32And if you keep pushing me, I'll ensure you don't get in.
00:06:36Shame what happened to your shirt.
00:06:39Imagine what I could do to your face.
00:06:45Let's see what this does to yours.
00:06:54Mia, put the bottle down!
00:06:58No!
00:06:59No!
00:07:01High school bucket list item number three.
00:07:03Teach your least favorite teacher a lesson.
00:07:06Sorry, Miss Thompson.
00:07:07Freak science accident.
00:07:09Blame chemistry.
00:07:11God!
00:07:13Damn, Mia.
00:07:15Wasn't expecting that.
00:07:16Little fight looks good on you.
00:07:19Use your words.
00:07:20Don't get lost in that smile.
00:07:22Just...
00:07:22Say something!
00:07:23No, it's probably the stupidest thing I've ever done.
00:07:26No.
00:07:28You look good kicking ass.
00:07:30I like this new you.
00:07:31I like the new me, too.
00:07:34Goodbye, shy girl.
00:07:35Hello, high school 2.0.
00:07:39You think you're hot shit just because everybody's cheering!
00:07:43What's next, Mia?
00:07:45Running for prom queen!
00:07:47Stop! Stop!
00:07:48You know what?
00:07:49Maybe I will.
00:07:51Literally, no one knows you.
00:07:53And you want to run against me?
00:07:55Anyone can wear a crown.
00:07:58Not people like you.
00:08:01Need a reminder?
00:08:03Nikki!
00:08:04Sharpie!
00:08:05Now!
00:08:08If you tell everyone you're not running for prom queen...
00:08:10I will not make your life a living hell.
00:08:12Feel?
00:08:17Everyone, I'd like to make an announcement.
00:08:21High school bucket list item number four.
00:08:24Be brave even when it scares you.
00:08:26I'm officially running against Jessica for prom queen.
00:08:33Mia, Mamacita, Watkins.
00:08:34Did I just hear you make the greatest announcement ever?
00:08:37Shhh!
00:08:38Chris and Kay were my only real friends.
00:08:40We lost touch after high school.
00:08:42I am not losing them again.
00:08:44I did.
00:08:46I'm so glad you guys are here.
00:08:48I just miss you so much and I love you.
00:08:51Come here.
00:08:53It's been like 10 minutes, but we love you too.
00:08:56And since we love you, let's get you right.
00:09:03Great!
00:09:04More maggots have arrived.
00:09:06Besides the Mia, honestly, who else is going to vote for you?
00:09:11The misfits.
00:09:13The outcasts.
00:09:14Anyone who doesn't fit into your plastic definition of prefect.
00:09:19To the queen.
00:09:20Let's annihilate this biatch.
00:09:22Shut it, wannabe Lance!
00:09:24Choke and die, slutty spears.
00:09:26Well, since we're doing this, raise your hand if you want to vote for me.
00:09:35Okay.
00:09:37And raise your hand if you want to vote for Mia.
00:09:47Connor, what the hell did you just give her? Was that your number?
00:09:51My vote.
00:09:55Please, may I not be hallucinating.
00:09:58Con-Con!
00:09:59You already got the vote for Prom King this year.
00:10:02We have to do this.
00:10:04Together.
00:10:05Everyone thinks we're Fairfield High's Brangelina!
00:10:08Except for me.
00:10:10I don't want to date you, Jessica.
00:10:13Everyone wants to date me!
00:10:15I'm head cheerleader!
00:10:17You're the basketball captain!
00:10:18Even our parents want us together!
00:10:21It's destiny!
00:10:22May the best girl win.
00:10:24Aw, Mr. Oliver.
00:10:27Fail again, you won't be able to go to prom or play in the basketball finals.
00:10:31Understood?
00:10:33Got it.
00:10:37Where do you think you're going?
00:10:38We have a pop quiz on-
00:10:40Theory of Relativity.
00:10:41The answers are A, C, C, B, E.
00:10:46I'll come back for my A later.
00:10:48You're right, you're not going anywhere until you take this test.
00:10:51High school bucket list item number five.
00:10:53Ditch class like a badass.
00:10:55Check it!
00:10:56If I'm wrong, I'll go straight to the principal's office.
00:11:00You wasted.
00:11:03How?
00:11:05Told ya.
00:11:07See you later, Misty.
00:11:14Hey, I just wanted to thank you for-
00:11:19Oh!
00:11:20Oh!
00:11:21Um...
00:11:24Hi, Nia.
00:11:26Um, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to...
00:11:29Um...
00:11:30I'll get off you now.
00:11:32Uh, you good?
00:11:34Yeah.
00:11:35Oh!
00:11:36Sorry, your necklace.
00:11:37Oh no, don't worry about it.
00:11:38It's been in my family for years.
00:11:40It's like indestructible.
00:11:41Oh, it's pretty cool.
00:11:42Thanks.
00:11:43Um, my mom thinks that it has magical powers.
00:11:47She's nuts.
00:11:49You know, I want to polish it up and give it to a girl I like.
00:11:53Wow.
00:11:54Jess is really lucky to have someone so thoughtful.
00:11:56Jess?
00:11:57Hmm.
00:11:58Why would I give it to Jess?
00:12:00Well, because you two are a thing.
00:12:02You're like the school's, uh, Kylie and Chalamet.
00:12:05Chalamet who?
00:12:07Uh, nothing.
00:12:08No.
00:12:08It's just you two were like junior prom king and queen last year, so I thought...
00:12:13She doesn't deserve to be prom queen.
00:12:15You do.
00:12:16I see her constantly bullying everybody and she gets rewarded for it.
00:12:19That's why you won my vote.
00:12:23I thought you liked her.
00:12:24Wow.
00:12:28To be honest with you, Mia...
00:12:31There's only one girl that I've ever really liked.
00:12:34And it's not Jess.
00:12:38Then who?
00:12:40Yeah, the girl that I've always really liked...
00:12:45Is...
00:12:46Oh my god, Mia, are you okay?
00:12:49I'm sorry.
00:12:49Oh, fuck.
00:12:50No, yeah, I'm fine. I'm great.
00:12:51What were you saying about the who you like?
00:12:53Oh, she's out of my league.
00:12:55She...
00:12:56Oh, god.
00:12:57It's okay.
00:12:58Yeah, I'm fine.
00:12:59Yeah, the girl that I've always really liked is out of my league.
00:13:02And she's beautiful and smart.
00:13:06And she probably doesn't want to go out with a dumb child like me.
00:13:10You're not dumb, Connor.
00:13:13She's the stupid one if she turns you down.
00:13:17Well, I've actually got a plan to win her over, so...
00:13:21Cool.
00:13:22Um, but I'm not gonna ask her out until I get my grades up.
00:13:26High school bucket list item number six.
00:13:29Pretend you're not heartbroken that you're crushed like someone else.
00:13:32What did you have in mind?
00:13:34Well, if you could help me ace this test, I will help you win the crown.
00:13:40Make you prom queen.
00:13:44What do you think?
00:13:52Everyone, vote me for senior prom queen.
00:13:58Keep freaks out of our last dance ever.
00:14:01Vote for Jessica if you support basic bitch narcissism.
00:14:04Dr. Jessica!
00:14:09If I don't take her on now, we'll spend the next two decades paying for it.
00:14:17Oh, perfect. Just the people I wanted to see.
00:14:19You are just in time for my campaign kickoff.
00:14:23Everyone, I would like to announce the first prom election challenge.
00:14:29Oh, man.
00:14:31Here goes nothing.
00:14:33Connor will join too, since everyone already wants him to be prom king.
00:14:37What's his challenge?
00:14:39A chemistry test.
00:14:41Well, great. Chemistry is my favorite subject.
00:14:45Sexual chemistry.
00:14:47Sexual...what?
00:14:48The rules are simple.
00:14:50Mia and I will test our chemistry with Connor and you will vote for who brings the fire.
00:14:57You down?
00:15:01Mia, you don't have to do this if you don't want to.
00:15:11Boo! No more applause! Jess already has the clap.
00:15:14Bite me, knee pads.
00:15:15Your little friend lost.
00:15:17Connor's mine, okay?
00:15:19This is the reunion all over again.
00:15:21I'm not letting her win this time.
00:15:23What the hell was that?
00:15:24Me winning.
00:15:26Can't wait to have you back, King.
00:15:28Concon and I are a tough act to follow, but uh...
00:15:31Show us your best, freak.
00:15:33Are you sure you want to do this?
00:15:35Did your man, Mia?
00:15:36Shut the fuck up, Chris.
00:15:38You don't have to put on a show for them.
00:15:40Or anybody.
00:15:42You bet the most action she ever gets is from a pillow.
00:15:45But the most action you've ever gotten is from your stepbrother.
00:15:48Oops, was that a secret?
00:15:49I'm not doing this for them.
00:15:50It's for me.
00:15:52Just follow my lead.
00:15:54High school bucket list item number set.
00:15:57Make the first move.
00:15:58No. You follow my lead.
00:16:04You follow my lead.
00:16:06You follow my lead.
00:16:31Oh, damn.
00:16:32Mia, we definitely have to do that again.
00:16:34How dare you make out with that scum-sucking social climate science fair slut!
00:16:40I will destroy her life and I will win prom queen!
00:16:44Not if I can help it.
00:16:46The whole town wants us together!
00:16:48Don't you want to leave high school a legend?
00:16:51Goddard!
00:16:52Goddard!
00:16:55Mia.
00:16:57Your prince is waiting.
00:16:59Has Fairfield's rumored player finally found his wifey to be?
00:17:03Stop drooling. Go over there.
00:17:04Or you can use your mouth another creative way.
00:17:07Go, go, go, go, go, go!
00:17:08Bye!
00:17:11Mia.
00:17:12Yeah.
00:17:13We really need to talk.
00:17:16About that kiss.
00:17:19Where'd you learn how to do that?
00:17:22College.
00:17:23Science majors are sluttier than you think.
00:17:25Uh, you hook up with college guys?
00:17:27No.
00:17:28But I will one day.
00:17:32My magic eight ball said so.
00:17:34So you can predict the future?
00:17:36Actually, I'm from the future.
00:17:38Right.
00:17:39It's my secret super power, so.
00:17:42Well, I hope that there's another run for us in our future.
00:17:46Somewhere.
00:17:48Where there's less interruptions.
00:17:50Connor?
00:17:52I don't really kiss people unless I'm dating them.
00:17:55And it's not like you want to date me, so.
00:17:57Actually about that, yeah.
00:17:59Well, let's just focus on beating Jess and we can talk about all the kiss stuff later.
00:18:04Yeah?
00:18:05Connor might be my forever crush, but he's also a forever playboy.
00:18:10At least that's what the rumors say.
00:18:13Fine.
00:18:14Yeah, look.
00:18:16For your information, the next best opportunity to get votes is going to be at tomorrow's bake-off.
00:18:22So we could team up.
00:18:27Wait.
00:18:28Do you really think I could beat Miss Popular?
00:18:32You could run this school if you wanted to, Mia.
00:18:35You're royalty and you don't even know it.
00:18:40I must have the best Paris.
00:18:41Out of the way!
00:18:42Cooking class champions coming through!
00:18:44Wait.
00:18:46You're not seriously thinking about entering.
00:18:49If you do, I will embarrass you so bad
00:18:53you will wish you were dead.
00:18:56Still wanna do this?
00:18:59why not
00:19:00baking is just chemistry
00:19:02let the best baker win
00:19:05ew
00:19:06and I think we all know
00:19:09who's going to win
00:19:11girls
00:19:12should we give her a little
00:19:15chef's makeover before we go
00:19:17what are you talking about
00:19:19you don't look the part yet
00:19:20let us help you out
00:19:32later loser
00:19:36let me guess
00:19:37just a bitch straights again
00:19:39I hope her baked goods burn in hell
00:19:41you want me to go curse her
00:19:43thanks for the thought Kate
00:19:45I don't want to beat her fair and square
00:19:47never going to have to give you an edge
00:19:48something that gives you hot points
00:19:51and baking points
00:19:53meet me at school bright and early tomorrow
00:19:55why?
00:19:56because I'm going to turn you into
00:19:57sexy, nerdy, baking queen
00:20:03Mia, how are you?
00:20:06where's your baking buddy, con-con?
00:20:08did she chicken out last night?
00:20:14cover
00:20:15may I present to you
00:20:17your future girlfriend
00:20:18what?
00:20:19I mean
00:20:20this year's bake-off
00:20:22H-B-I-C
00:20:23Mia Watkins
00:20:27Mia, you look
00:20:28like a fucking try-hard
00:20:30overdressed much?
00:20:31come on girls
00:20:32we have a contest to win
00:20:33like I was saying
00:20:35you look gorgeous
00:20:36high school bucket list
00:20:38item number 8
00:20:38flirt like a hot girl
00:20:40look who's talking
00:20:41chef
00:20:42ready to win?
00:20:45stop putting on a show
00:20:46this event is supposed to be about me
00:20:48who the hell do you think you are Mia?
00:20:51call me queen
00:20:55cause I'm coming for your throne
00:20:59boo
00:21:06shut up
00:21:07or die
00:21:10alright
00:21:12contestants
00:21:13we're about to begin
00:21:13to your tables please
00:21:15do you have any idea
00:21:16what we're doing here?
00:21:17oh yeah
00:21:17we're just going to make
00:21:18liquid nitrogen ice cream
00:21:19with some molecular gastronomy topping
00:21:21it's really easy
00:21:23what?
00:21:24it's science meets sweets
00:21:25come on
00:21:27alright contestants
00:21:28the bake-off begins
00:21:30now
00:21:32ok
00:21:33I'm going to smoke this in
00:21:34like this
00:21:38like that
00:21:45and then
00:21:46this
00:21:47goes on your nose
00:21:49no that's too much
00:21:51that's too much
00:22:04cool trick
00:22:06Bill Nye the science nerd
00:22:08hope it's earthquake proof
00:22:15oops
00:22:18oops
00:22:20oops
00:22:20oops
00:22:21foot slipped
00:22:21sorry not sorry
00:22:23oops
00:22:24sorry
00:22:26my hand slipped
00:22:28oh
00:22:31oh she's awful
00:22:34oh
00:22:34oh
00:22:35if you do that again
00:22:35miss Watkins
00:22:36you will be disqualified
00:22:37she just kicked our table
00:22:39I did not see Jessica
00:22:40do anything wrong
00:22:41get back to work
00:22:43it's fine
00:22:44it's fine
00:22:44so what do we do now
00:22:46a good scientist
00:22:47always has a pin
00:22:51and
00:22:54time
00:22:57the winning team's votes
00:22:59also count toward their prom queen's campaign
00:23:02Jessica
00:23:03you're up
00:23:04it is a model
00:23:06of my mansion
00:23:08and anyone who votes for me
00:23:10can come to all my parties
00:23:11for the rest of the year
00:23:12so great
00:23:15this is our dessert
00:23:16it may look simple
00:23:18but
00:23:20it's got a little magic to it
00:23:43and
00:23:44all the votes
00:23:45are in
00:23:45the winner
00:23:47of this year's
00:23:48senior
00:23:49bake-off
00:23:50is
00:23:56the winner
00:23:57of this year's
00:23:59senior
00:23:59bake-off
00:24:00is
00:24:06Mia Watkins
00:24:07Mia
00:24:09the 2006
00:24:10golden
00:24:11bake-off
00:24:11trophy
00:24:12belongs to you
00:24:13and Connor
00:24:18we did it
00:24:21I can't believe it
00:24:22oh that's my queen
00:24:23that's my best friend
00:24:24we love her
00:24:26best day of my life
00:24:28I knew you could do that
00:24:32no
00:24:33Connor and that trophy are mine
00:24:40not anymore
00:24:44I'm so gonna regret that loser
00:24:47sorry
00:24:48high school bucket list
00:24:51item number nine
00:24:52start a riot
00:24:54make it epic
00:24:57food fight
00:25:01food fight
00:25:03popular kids
00:25:05versus
00:25:05stop it
00:25:07stop it
00:25:08stop it
00:25:13stop
00:25:14stop
00:25:21team Jessica
00:25:22team Mia
00:25:23get over here right now
00:25:26principal davis
00:25:28before you say anything
00:25:30Mia started it
00:25:32thank you for your honesty
00:25:34Jessica
00:25:34you and your friends can go
00:25:37what
00:25:37no she's lying
00:25:40I would drop that attitude
00:25:42Miss Watkins
00:25:42you know what
00:25:43no
00:25:45I like having an attitude
00:25:47I lived for years without one
00:25:50and now
00:25:50it's here to stay
00:25:52one more
00:25:53bad word
00:25:54one more
00:25:55thing that you do wrong
00:25:56and you are suspended
00:25:58fine
00:26:00I'll stop having an attitude
00:26:01when you stop
00:26:02letting Jessica's dad
00:26:04bribe you
00:26:06oh sorry
00:26:07no one knows about that yet
00:26:09both of you pack your bags
00:26:14wait are we suspended
00:26:15I can't get suspended
00:26:16my dad's gonna fly back
00:26:17from his business trip
00:26:18and get me killed
00:26:19no no no
00:26:19I'm giving you a vacation day
00:26:21you're both free to go
00:26:23for real
00:26:24of course
00:26:25you're both free to go
00:26:26and if you ever need anything
00:26:28feel free to come by my office
00:26:30the door's always open
00:26:31how much money did her dad give you
00:26:34uh 147,347 dollars
00:26:37and 36
00:26:38no be quiet
00:26:39you demon child
00:26:40uh
00:26:42on a second though
00:26:42why don't you um
00:26:43help me clean up here
00:26:45my star students
00:26:46thank you
00:26:49what the fuck was that
00:26:52whoa
00:26:54did you see the look on his face
00:26:55yeah he was freaking out
00:26:57how did you know all that stuff
00:26:59well I told you I can see the future
00:27:01so
00:27:02right
00:27:03it's no big deal
00:27:04yeah
00:27:06so tell me
00:27:08what do you see in our future tonight
00:27:11well I have to study for the science test
00:27:13oh yeah
00:27:15what's it on again
00:27:16uh anatomy
00:27:17it's the study of the
00:27:18human body
00:27:20yeah
00:27:22yeah
00:27:22you want to do it at my place
00:27:24my parents aren't home
00:27:25your place
00:27:27like a
00:27:30like us
00:27:31together
00:27:32you're alone
00:27:33yeah
00:27:35let's go professor
00:27:37promise to be a good boy
00:27:38okay
00:27:41okay
00:27:43okay
00:27:43okay
00:27:43okay
00:28:51Mia.
00:28:53Mia.
00:28:54Mia.
00:28:55Were you moaning at my questions?
00:28:57Not that dumb.
00:28:58No, no.
00:28:59I was asking about question number four.
00:29:01Um, rectus abdominis.
00:29:03What is it?
00:29:06Get up.
00:29:07I'm going to show you and then I'm going to quiz you.
00:29:09Oh!
00:29:12Alright, please me.
00:29:14Okay.
00:29:17Can I?
00:29:19Alright.
00:29:21Yeah.
00:29:21Okay.
00:29:22Okay.
00:29:27I said.
00:29:29Racki.
00:29:34I said.
00:29:39Racki.
00:29:40Racki.
00:29:40Dominus.
00:29:42Gloria.
00:29:42Amen.
00:29:44Is that the name?
00:29:46The name is that long.
00:29:47No, no, no.
00:29:47Dave, forget about that part.
00:29:49That's not important.
00:29:51Stop manhandling him, Mia.
00:29:54He likes someone else.
00:29:56You know, I think that you're enjoying this little study session.
00:30:03But I think it would be way more informative if we were wearing a lot less clothes.
00:30:19The rules are simple.
00:30:21If you get a question wrong, you strip.
00:30:24Unless you just want to stick to the books.
00:30:27High school bucket list item number 10.
00:30:29Unleash your inner vixen.
00:30:31No.
00:30:33Are you ready to lose?
00:30:36Trapezebusias.
00:30:38Where?
00:30:38Oh my.
00:30:45Um, brachialis.
00:30:55You're that's cheating.
00:30:57Don't look at that.
00:31:03Mm-hmm.
00:31:19You know, I thought that I was going to be the only one getting naked but you are getting
00:31:22pretty close.
00:31:23That's because you keep asking me questions I don't know the answer to.
00:31:27You.
00:31:28I may have made up a few questions.
00:31:31Uh, to level the playing field.
00:31:34You!
00:31:35No!
00:31:36Bad girl.
00:31:39Violence is against the rules.
00:31:42So as a penalty you might have to lose this shirt.
00:32:00Oh my god.
00:32:02Oh my god.
00:32:03Oh my god.
00:32:04What are you doing?
00:32:05Oh my god.
00:32:06Oh my god.
00:32:07Oh my god.
00:32:08You're crazy.
00:32:09I don't know about this shirt.
00:32:10Oh.
00:32:13That's for cheating.
00:32:22Connor!
00:32:23Are you in there?
00:32:24Oh shit.
00:32:25That's my dad.
00:32:26No!
00:32:27No!
00:32:28No!
00:32:28No!
00:32:28No!
00:32:29Come on, come on, come on!
00:32:30Okay.
00:32:30Okay.
00:32:32Yeah, just a second.
00:32:49Oh, hey dad.
00:32:51This is Mia.
00:32:51She's my new tutor.
00:32:52Hi, Mr. Oliver.
00:32:53Tutor, huh?
00:32:55Well, Miss Thompson just called and said you failed another test.
00:32:58So much for her tutoring.
00:33:00Dad's not like that.
00:33:03Mia is...
00:33:04Unimportant.
00:33:06Weren't you and Jessica gonna be an item?
00:33:09She's from a good family.
00:33:10At least waste your time with someone respectable.
00:33:13Dad!
00:33:14Mia's valedictorian and she's a way better person than Jessica ever will be.
00:33:18Girls aside.
00:33:20Fail again and you'll finish senior year in boarding school.
00:33:25You're 18.
00:33:26Connor, this is embarrassing.
00:33:28Embarrassing?
00:33:29Dad, since when do you actually even...
00:33:31You know what?
00:33:32Never mind.
00:33:32Hey, Mr. Oliver.
00:33:34I will help Connor pass.
00:33:37And...
00:33:37I know he will go on to do amazing things.
00:33:40Oh?
00:33:42How can you be so sure?
00:33:43Just a hunch.
00:33:44Hunches don't mean shit, sweetheart.
00:33:46Connor, wait.
00:33:48Just...
00:33:48Please talk to him.
00:33:49You can fix this.
00:33:50I can't fix anything when it comes to him.
00:33:52I think it's time you leave, Miss Valedictorian.
00:33:55I need to speak with my son.
00:33:57Alone.
00:34:00Dad, wait.
00:34:09Connor has to make up with his dad.
00:34:11Because a year after we graduate, he dies.
00:34:23Connor's barely said a word to me since that night at his dad's.
00:34:26I hope everything's okay.
00:34:29Today's test results were...
00:34:33Abysmal.
00:34:33But...
00:34:34We did have two perfect scores.
00:34:37Stellar work, as always, Mia.
00:34:41And congratulations, Connor.
00:34:44Keep up the good work.
00:34:51Oh!
00:34:53You got it.
00:34:55Good job.
00:34:58Thank you, Mia.
00:35:02Seriously, thank you.
00:35:04I wouldn't have been able to pass that test without you.
00:35:07Maybe now my dad will get off my back.
00:35:11Have you talked to him?
00:35:12Maybe you two could work things out.
00:35:14I know you're trying to help.
00:35:16But...
00:35:17You don't know him like I do.
00:35:19You know?
00:35:21I can't just magically fix my own man.
00:35:23I have to try.
00:35:25Your dad's running out of time.
00:35:26Thanks.
00:35:27That's enough dad talk.
00:35:28I have a surprise for you.
00:35:32Oh.
00:35:33Uh, wait.
00:35:35Before you guys go,
00:35:36I just wanted to say that I am having a party at my place this weekend for Mia's prom clean
00:35:41campaign.
00:35:42So, come through and vote for Mia.
00:35:46Yeah.
00:35:56Nikki, cancel your plans.
00:35:58We have a party to ruin.
00:36:01Here you go.
00:36:02We'll see you this weekend.
00:36:03Come to the party.
00:36:04Yes.
00:36:06Oh shit, that's my dad.
00:36:07Come on, let's pass before you see me.
00:36:08Wait, no.
00:36:09Just show him your test.
00:36:09He'll be thrilled.
00:36:10I'll show him another time.
00:36:11No, no, no.
00:36:11You don't have time.
00:36:12Just trust me.
00:36:14Come on, Connor.
00:36:15Talk to him.
00:36:16No, no, no, no.
00:36:16Hey, Mr. Oliver.
00:36:19Hey, Dad.
00:36:19Hi, sir.
00:36:20What are you doing here?
00:36:24I'm going out of town on work, but I wanted to see how your test went.
00:36:28If it's another F, Connor, I aced it.
00:36:38Thanks to Mia.
00:36:40No, no.
00:36:41I barely helped at all.
00:36:42It was all Connor.
00:36:42You should be so proud, Mr. Oliver.
00:36:44Pride has to be earned.
00:36:46Connor's got a long way to go.
00:36:51You see that little gremlin over there?
00:36:55I want you to seduce her before the day is out.
00:37:01Got it.
00:37:03What if I can't do it?
00:37:05Then do what you do best at parties, Luke.
00:37:08Force her.
00:37:16Hey, just the girl I wanted to see.
00:37:19Can I borrow you real quick?
00:37:20I just had to quit.
00:37:21I missed your question.
00:37:21Luke, you haven't talked to me since you pantsed me in the eighth grade, so why are you talking to
00:37:25me now?
00:37:25You're super smart and sexy, and I hear that you're really good at giving private lessons.
00:37:32So can I get one or what?
00:37:34Don't fucking touch her.
00:37:35Enough.
00:37:36You are on thin ice as it is.
00:37:38No fights.
00:37:38Do you hear me?
00:37:40Luke, stop.
00:37:41I'm busy.
00:37:41Yeah, please.
00:37:42Look, I know you helped Connor pass science.
00:37:45Can you help me?
00:37:46Come on.
00:37:47Just this once.
00:37:49Connor, listen.
00:37:51I know that I'm hard on you, but it is because I-
00:37:55Yeah, I gotta go.
00:37:56I'll talk to you another time.
00:37:58Get off me.
00:37:59I know you got that party coming up.
00:38:00The invite's still open.
00:38:02I know a bunch of guys that could go.
00:38:05Come on.
00:38:06Five minutes.
00:38:12Okay.
00:38:14Alright, let's go.
00:38:18Mia's ditching me for Luke?
00:38:27What a surprise.
00:38:29I'm busy, Jessica.
00:38:31Doing what?
00:38:32Looking for Mia.
00:38:33I heard she and Luke are getting close.
00:38:37Ugh.
00:38:38You know Mia.
00:38:40She would do anything to be popular.
00:38:42But you and me, we were born to be on top.
00:38:49She's gonna break your heart.
00:38:50And when she does, I'll be waiting!
00:39:02I'm gonna go find Connor.
00:39:03No, no, no, wait.
00:39:04You're not going anywhere until we talk about this party.
00:39:09We'll come if you get on your knees and beg.
00:39:12Hey!
00:39:13Get the fuck off her!
00:39:15Aw shit.
00:39:18Cap's here.
00:39:19Anybody else want to trip to the ER?
00:39:22You might have a roar of this.
00:39:25Since you both go on to be rapey, frat boy misogynists,
00:39:28let me teach you a lesson in science.
00:39:31Every action has an equal and opposite reaction.
00:39:39All right.
00:39:40Come on.
00:39:41We'll go to a party to get to.
00:39:44Fine.
00:39:46I'll just have to take you down myself.
00:39:50You know, for a second there I kind of thought that you were into Luke
00:39:56when I saw you guys walking away together.
00:39:59Really?
00:40:02Ew.
00:40:03You know, that walking steroid is not even close to my type.
00:40:08So, who is?
00:40:11You are.
00:40:17You are not gonna believe who I'm into.
00:40:25It's crazy.
00:40:27What?
00:40:27It's so funny.
00:40:29Who is it?
00:40:34Oh, my mom just got back from a fashion show in New York.
00:40:37She needs help unloading some pieces.
00:40:40You should come.
00:40:40My mom would be stoked to meet you.
00:40:42No, I can't.
00:40:43I have to change for that party.
00:40:46Just borrow one of my mom's dresses.
00:40:47High school bucket list item number 11.
00:40:50Finally find a dress that makes you feel pretty.
00:40:53She just designed this dress for some singer named Gaga Lady.
00:40:56You could probably borrow that.
00:40:58If you're into that.
00:41:00If you want to live once.
00:41:01Okay.
00:41:02Okay.
00:41:03Or not.
00:41:04I mean.
00:41:04No, I don't.
00:41:05If you're into it.
00:41:06Really?
00:41:10Yeah.
00:41:11I mean, our proton's positive.
00:41:13Right?
00:41:14Yeah.
00:41:15Get it?
00:41:15Oh, yeah.
00:41:16Cool.
00:41:17Okay.
00:41:18Yeah, let's go.
00:41:20Okay.
00:41:21Should I ask Mia out tonight?
00:41:23Come on.
00:41:26I need an answer.
00:41:28Should I.
00:41:40Yeah.
00:41:44Look.
00:41:51wow well it's all thanks to your mom you have to tell her to buy that boutique on main street
00:41:56because her designs are gonna be famous what are you like a psychic or something no i'm future girl
00:42:04remember right um also you gotta enjoy the early 2000s because the 2020s are freaking rough dude
00:42:12well if i die by then just blink twice so i can skip finals
00:42:27okay future girl if you really know everything that's gonna happen who shows up first i actually
00:42:35have no idea hey con con and sasquatch i'm here so your party's not the total bust and i brought
00:42:49party favors everyone's already done we'll study them on the way over
00:43:20i tried to stop her but she's like a crazy
00:43:22regina george with worse highlights oh on page four there's a great palaroid that i took of me a wedding
00:43:29herself in sixth grade yeah page four she fed all my worst moments into a little pink book
00:43:41i like your big tails and everybody had braces more this shit doesn't matter
00:43:50actually
00:43:52it does
00:43:56is this supposed to hurt me
00:43:59um yeah that's kind of the whole point do you really want your prom queen to be a girl who
00:44:04makes out with her in-seat roasters see page seven as long as it's not you i'm good
00:44:10are you blind she's been fugly since birth and now everybody knows it
00:44:16you know a year ago this book would have destroyed me but now i know everything in here made me
00:44:24who i am today
00:44:29so go ahead read away i have nothing to hide
00:44:33unlike you if you keep messing with me i'll just expose you for all the horrible things you've done
00:44:38you have nothing on me poser what about what you did with the ninth grade basketball team on the field
00:44:44trip
00:44:46what i nobody knows about that you just wait till facebook
00:44:52facebook what okay english much you know this little tough girl act is cute and all
00:44:58but the only one getting exposed today is you
00:45:10what are you hiding back there mia your couch potato
00:45:13yeah show us your stressed out brain pain
00:45:17that is way too far jessica my mom gave her that dress
00:45:22and it looks tragic on her honestly i was helping
00:45:25hey you're beautiful mia and you know i
00:45:28it's okay i'm not embarrassed
00:45:36jessica you think being prom queen is all about looks okay
00:45:42high school bucket list item number 12
00:45:45flaunt it while you've got it
00:45:47you want my shine
00:45:49you want my glossy
00:45:51you want my sexy
00:45:53you want my sassy
00:45:55ain't gonna get it
00:45:56ain't gonna get it
00:45:57ain't gonna get it
00:45:58ain't gonna get it
00:45:59ain't gonna get it
00:46:00ain't gonna get it
00:46:01no you ain't gonna get it
00:46:02ain't gonna get it
00:46:03ain't gonna get it
00:46:06ain't gonna get it
00:46:07holy shit mia
00:46:09whoo yes
00:46:10yes mia
00:46:10okay mia
00:46:11doesn't suck having my 18 year old body back
00:46:14wow look at you pretending to be hot and popular fyi you will never be like us you will never
00:46:22live
00:46:23live like us no i want to live like us no i want to live better how about a game
00:46:27of truth or dare i dare you all to strip something off
00:46:35high school bucket list item number 13 find someone who's just as crazy as you
00:46:43who cares if they stripped anyone can do that i can do it and i bet i can do it
00:46:48even better
00:46:59fine
00:47:00fine
00:47:00let those mouth fingers have a dumbass party
00:47:03bye jess
00:47:09even her alcohol tastes like trash
00:47:38oh my wrist i think i sprained it
00:47:42hey hey hey she's not waking up she needs help
00:47:48someone at least get me some ice
00:47:50now
00:47:52don't make me ask again bitches
00:47:55you can't quit on me right now
00:47:56yeah not before i
00:47:58not before i tell you that
00:48:03yeah i've always
00:48:05yeah hey hey
00:48:07hey mia are you okay
00:48:09yeah
00:48:10yeah
00:48:13what happened
00:48:14jessica thought attempted murder would be a fun party game
00:48:17okay i was trying to recycle
00:48:21how would i know her giant head would get in the way
00:48:26i didn't see that coming
00:48:33okay
00:48:33hey party's over
00:48:34everyone out
00:48:36you heard him go get out
00:48:38remember vote me up vote me up vote me up
00:48:40i got you
00:48:42come on let's go
00:48:53thank you
00:48:55for saving my life
00:48:57i'm just glad you're okay
00:48:58for the record
00:49:01you look like a total smoke show in that bathing suit
00:49:10what's wrong
00:49:11jess never gets better
00:49:13better at what
00:49:16her bullying just gets worse and worse
00:49:19and somehow she still ends up with you
00:49:24i would never date jessica
00:49:26connor
00:49:27seriously
00:49:28stop
00:49:30don't
00:49:31make promises you can't keep
00:49:34you know the girl i actually do like
00:49:38she
00:49:39i know
00:49:39she's a genius
00:49:40you're getting your grades up for her
00:49:42it's really cool
00:49:44get some rest
00:49:45i'll be in the guest room
00:49:48connor
00:49:49can you stay with me
00:50:09you're the genius dummy
00:50:12i'm doing this all for you
00:50:41you're the genius dummy
00:50:43well
00:50:44i'm going to be in the house
00:50:44You have a beautiful voice.
00:50:47You scared me.
00:50:50God.
00:50:51No, I don't.
00:50:53I like to sing when I'm busy or bored.
00:50:56So it's never around anyone, which is good.
00:51:00I'm not just anyone.
00:51:06What is all this?
00:51:09Well, you know the tradition.
00:51:11Senior prom queen gets gifts for the graduating class.
00:51:15You want to help me rap?
00:51:18Mia, this is amazing.
00:51:20No one else would do this for their class.
00:51:25I've never met anyone like you.
00:51:29Not yet, anyway.
00:51:35So, eight ball girl, what's future me like?
00:51:39Don't tell me I'm a dipshit.
00:51:42No, you're not.
00:51:44Don't even look.
00:51:45I know you're not.
00:51:48You're actually super successful.
00:51:52Really smart.
00:51:55Kind.
00:51:59You're pretty perfect.
00:52:02Make sure.
00:52:06No wonder I was in love.
00:52:15Hold up.
00:52:15Who did you say you're in love with?
00:52:18No one.
00:52:20I meant that I was in love with being from the future.
00:52:26Because now I know all of these.
00:52:30It's awesome.
00:52:31Yeah.
00:52:32So, so who do I get married to?
00:52:37Jessica Alba.
00:52:39So you got to get over that Britney crash because things get complicated.
00:52:45You know, I can actually read the future also.
00:52:49Really?
00:52:50You know what I see in our future?
00:52:56Will you come to my basketball finals?
00:53:00I'd love to.
00:53:03Question.
00:53:04Are you going to invite your dad?
00:53:07I'm sure he will come to other games.
00:53:10He's busy.
00:53:12He's waiting for me to get into the NBA.
00:53:15Wait, wait.
00:53:17Connor.
00:53:19Your dad.
00:53:20Enough about my dad.
00:53:22Actually, come on.
00:53:23You don't want to be late.
00:53:25Okay.
00:53:40Everyone's going to love these, Mia.
00:53:42This will win you crazy votes.
00:53:44Sure.
00:53:48But I also just wanted to do something nice.
00:53:51Because in a few months, we will all go our separate ways.
00:53:56And who knows what'll happen then, right?
00:54:03Graduate in style, besties.
00:54:07Oh, you're too late, Butterface.
00:54:11The class loved my gifts so much, I already got all their votes.
00:54:28So you're buying votes now?
00:54:31Me?
00:54:32No.
00:54:33I'm just giving my besties the gifts they deserve.
00:54:38But I'm sure they'll like your goodwill hand-me-downs too.
00:54:44Besties?
00:54:46You don't even know their names.
00:54:49Of course I do.
00:54:52Well, the hot ones.
00:54:54The rest are freaks, not people.
00:54:56But hey, money talks, right?
00:54:58Even to losers with social rabies.
00:55:02But come on now, let's see what you got.
00:55:12Look, Trailer Trash Barbie got you all toy cars.
00:55:19I got them Gucci earrings.
00:55:28At least my gifts mean something.
00:55:30Um, they mean that you're a peasant trying to take on a queen.
00:55:35But you can't, because you're a nobody, Mia.
00:55:39Do you want to try saying that again?
00:55:42Relax, Jack Bauer.
00:55:44Brutal honesty is an act of love.
00:55:47And I love all my subjects.
00:55:50Even you.
00:55:52Look.
00:56:11OMG, you're twinning.
00:56:13OMG, you're twinning.
00:56:21Marge Simpson hair, pancake face, Kool-Aid body.
00:56:25I mean, it's perfect.
00:56:27Oh, and con-con hair is your gift.
00:56:30Only the best for the basketball captain.
00:56:34I don't want anything from you.
00:56:37Not even a brand new limited edition PS2?
00:56:46No matter what I do, this always gets your way.
00:56:49Prom queen, Connor, what am I even doing here?
00:56:55Bribes aren't my thing.
00:56:57Maybe you should ask Principal Davis, though.
00:56:59He might be down.
00:57:02Hey, Mia, wait.
00:57:04Hand out the gifts that you brought.
00:57:07They're special.
00:57:08Not because they're expensive or fancy, but because they're from you.
00:57:11No, no, I know they're stupid.
00:57:15And she, she won this one.
00:57:16So let's just go.
00:57:18Just trust me.
00:57:20They're gonna love them.
00:57:21Hey, you guys.
00:57:23Mia has gifts for all of you.
00:57:24And you're gonna love them.
00:57:25I'm gonna love you.
00:57:45It's yours.
00:57:54So I know these aren't coach bags or Tiffany bracelets, but I hope when you enter the real world, you'll
00:58:04remember them.
00:58:06Mia, what did you do?
00:58:12How'd you know I wanted to be an artist?
00:58:16I haven't told anybody I wanted to be an artist.
00:58:19But you should. You're more talented than you know.
00:58:24You just need a cool artist name, like Banksy.
00:58:40You'll be an amazing songwriter.
00:58:42Just write about that breakup, Taylor.
00:58:49That's just a little reminder to keep following your dreams.
00:58:54Be Jordan.
00:58:57Mia, these are incredible, but I'm kind of confused by my gift.
00:59:05Just wait a few years. You're gonna be filthy rich.
00:59:11And you deserve it.
00:59:17Everybody shut up!
00:59:19Why the hell are they all cheering for you?
00:59:23Why don't you open your gift and find out?
00:59:25I got one for you too.
00:59:32You need a trash, you need a prize.
00:59:35Boo, the fuck.
00:59:37Okay, alright. Are I finding your secret sauce?
00:59:40Please!
00:59:46Hey, um, this one's for you.
01:00:01Mia, I...
01:00:05Me and my dad used to fish every weekend.
01:00:09This is the first lure you ever bought me.
01:00:12How did you find...
01:00:13Magic eight ball, you remember?
01:00:16A year from now, Connor mentions this at his dad's funeral.
01:00:19It's his favorite memory of them together.
01:00:22Do everything with your dad.
01:00:24While you can.
01:00:27He'll never get this time back.
01:00:32Yeah, thank you.
01:00:36Oh my god, I didn't get you anything.
01:00:37Hey, no.
01:00:38Just tell me what you want and I'll go get it.
01:00:40Promise me that you'll invite your dad to the games.
01:00:44That's all I want.
01:00:56For you.
01:00:58I'll do it.
01:01:03Congrats.
01:01:04Looks like you went over the class.
01:01:07Now what?
01:01:10It's time to step out of the shadows.
01:01:16Hey, everyone.
01:01:18Tonight, all of us misfits are going to the finals.
01:01:23Boycotting Jessica's prom queen.
01:01:38I knew he wouldn't make it.
01:01:39I knew he wouldn't make it.
01:01:56What are you rejects doing here?
01:02:01Animals aren't allowed in the gym.
01:02:04We're taking a stand.
01:02:06We won't be bought or bullied by mean girls like you.
01:02:10No plastics for prom!
01:02:12No plastics for prom!
01:02:14You all worshipped me a year ago.
01:02:17Worshipped?
01:02:21They were terrified of you.
01:02:22It's just that they were too scared to speak.
01:02:25But now, we've finally found our voice, right?
01:02:31Since you suddenly think you're the Joan of Arc of rejects, let's hear your voice.
01:02:41Attention, everyone!
01:02:43America's favorite outcast, Mia Watkins, just volunteered to sing the national anthem in front of the whole school.
01:03:08Come on, Mia!
01:03:10We're all waiting!
01:03:13Hey!
01:03:15Hey, yes you can.
01:03:17Show them all what you can do.
01:03:20All of them.
01:03:24No, no, I can't sing in front of all those people.
01:03:27Just don't look at them.
01:03:29Look at me.
01:03:31I believe in you, Mia.
01:03:33Get your camcorder, buddy.
01:03:34This is gonna be legendary.
01:03:38I believe in you.
01:03:44High school bucket list, item number 14.
01:03:48Live your Beyonce friends.
01:03:54Hi, everyone.
01:03:56Please rise.
01:03:59Hi, everyone.
01:04:19Just look at me.
01:04:29Oh, say can you see, by the dawn's early light, what so proudly we hailed at the twilight's
01:04:48last gleaming?
01:04:52Whose broad stripes and bright stars, through the perilous fight, o'er the ramparts we watched, were so gallantly streaming.
01:05:11And the rocket's red glare, the bombs bursting in air, gave proof through the night that our flag was still
01:05:29there.
01:05:30Oh, say does that star-spangled banner yet wave, o'er the land of the free and the home of
01:05:53the brave.
01:06:10And the criminal Care Summer pourra USSR neighbors and their brave.
01:06:18I've got no more.
01:06:20I've got no more.
01:06:22And I've got no more.
01:06:22I've got no more.
01:06:25There are still these HIV homeland-�� 세 너 lá fatto.
01:06:25When Christmas관이 and Ralph's parents are in great California.
01:06:35If you want to win, you've got to give him a show, right?
01:06:37Yeah.
01:06:38Plus, I like kissing you.
01:06:40What were you saying?
01:06:42Oh, nothing that I, um, I just thought I'm really...
01:06:54Shit, that's my dad.
01:06:55What is he doing here?
01:06:57He never comes to my games.
01:06:58What if I fuck up?
01:06:59Hey, Connor, you're going to be fine.
01:07:04This is the big game, Mia.
01:07:07This is the only game he cares about.
01:07:09Hey, look at me.
01:07:11I already know what happens, remember?
01:07:15Listen, in the last moment, take that three-pointer.
01:07:19It'll seem impossible, but trust me.
01:07:26I trust you.
01:07:29And here we go, everyone, the big championship game, the Fairfield Lions versus the Falcons
01:07:35for the big one.
01:07:36Here we go, ladies and gentlemen.
01:07:37Let's begin.
01:08:05And 10 seconds left.
01:08:07The home team is down two points, and Connor Oliver has the ball.
01:08:16He's going to risk it all on the three-pointer.
01:08:26He's going to risk it all on the three-pointer, and there he goes.
01:08:33Yes, he scores!
01:08:35The Fairfield Lions, 49-48, and they win the game!
01:08:49Let's go!
01:08:51First, an A, and now this.
01:08:56Expect me at all your college games, Con.
01:09:03I'm sorry for missing out on this.
01:09:07And on you.
01:09:12I couldn't be more proud, son.
01:09:15Looks like you got a fan who feels the same.
01:09:19Congratulations.
01:09:20You helped.
01:09:23Yeah, you were right about everything.
01:09:27Oh!
01:09:28Am I being pumped?
01:09:29That pimply mouth-weather isn't going to steal ConCon and my crown!
01:09:35We will take her down with the dance.
01:09:38For good!
01:09:39I won because of you.
01:09:40No, no, he won because of you.
01:09:43I just gave you a little hint.
01:09:45But I do accept payment and kisses.
01:09:49Kisses.
01:09:51I could do a lot better than that.
01:10:03Wait, wait.
01:10:05Should we be doing this?
01:10:07I mean, what about your crush with a girl you've worked so hard for?
01:10:11It's you, Mia.
01:10:13It always has been.
01:10:17Holy circuits.
01:10:24I don't know.
01:11:07Good morning, beautiful.
01:11:11You're staring again.
01:11:14Five more minutes.
01:11:16You're kind of distracting.
01:11:21Should we just ditch school and do this all day?
01:11:25I can't have a chem test.
01:11:27This was your chem test.
01:11:30And you passed.
01:11:32You're both fine colors.
01:11:38Okay, say we do skip class.
01:11:43And what about brown tonight?
01:11:48Oh, you still wanted to go to this?
01:11:52I figured I would just ask my crush.
01:11:54You're never going to let that go.
01:11:58Stupid.
01:12:00It's just that you're the valedictorian.
01:12:03How did you not figure out that I've liked you since ninth grade?
01:12:08Because I looked like Chewbacca back then.
01:12:11What?
01:12:12Yeah.
01:12:13I actually liked the frizzy hair.
01:12:16And those striped turtlenecks.
01:12:19No, you didn't.
01:12:20No, you didn't.
01:12:20Yeah.
01:12:21It's so hot.
01:12:25Okay, so.
01:12:28Hurry up and ask me now.
01:12:30Oh, you want me to ask you?
01:12:31Yes, please.
01:12:32Oh, I got to do it properly.
01:12:37Mia Watkins, will you officially be my prom date and my girlfriend?
01:12:55Yes, I will go with you, and I will absolutely be your girlfriend.
01:13:05Come on.
01:13:06Let's go win that crown.
01:13:08Five more minutes.
01:13:09You said.
01:13:14I am going to give you the perfect Princess Diaries moment.
01:13:20Jess will not be able to sabotage your night.
01:13:23Maybe she's going to.
01:13:25I don't know.
01:13:28You want to make at the game.
01:13:30Maybe she's given up.
01:13:34No.
01:13:37She won't.
01:13:41I know she won't, because I've lived it.
01:13:47I'm sorry, say it again?
01:13:50Okay.
01:13:52This is going to sound insane.
01:13:53Chris, but you're my best friend, so I have to tell you the truth.
01:14:01I'm from the future.
01:14:11Okay.
01:14:13Yeah, the future.
01:14:14Cool.
01:14:15Are you, like, totally freaked out?
01:14:17Are you going to, like, call my parents or the cops or an exorcist?
01:14:22No.
01:14:22You're not.
01:14:24Mia, you're not crazy, and you're not a liar.
01:14:28If you say you're from the future, I believe you.
01:14:37Okay, look, it'll be the future's scoop.
01:14:39How's Lost Dance?
01:14:41Oh, and was I right about Lance Bass?
01:14:43Okay, um, they got off the island.
01:14:45Uh, Lance does come out.
01:14:47And they're doing a bulky reboot.
01:14:50Wow.
01:14:51The future's pilot.
01:14:52You have no idea.
01:14:54But this dance could change my life, actually.
01:14:59So will you help me?
01:15:02Come in.
01:15:05But before we close the home out, that is Jess.
01:15:10Let's go.
01:15:11Okay.
01:15:15Let's go.
01:15:37You look like a queen.
01:15:40Thanks.
01:15:42Hopefully I'll love you.
01:15:57Welcome, students, to this year's 2006 Senior Prom.
01:16:09You have one hour left to vote for this year's Prom King and Prom Queen.
01:16:15Yay!
01:16:18Ready to go back to being a troll.
01:16:21Ready to need therapy after I win?
01:16:24We're going down, Watkins.
01:16:27Bring it on, Jessica.
01:16:40You look so good.
01:16:43Black is definitely in your color.
01:16:45Oh, thanks.
01:16:45FYI, this is your last chance to make the right choice.
01:16:51Oh, my God.
01:16:53Give it up, Jessica.
01:16:54I don't...
01:16:55I want Mia.
01:16:56Oh, but I want you.
01:16:59We are perfect together.
01:17:01Why would you date a dishrag when you can have an icon?
01:17:05Oh, shut up and look hot.
01:17:08Concon, think about your future.
01:17:11My life is going to be amazing.
01:17:15It could be.
01:17:17If you worked on yourself and stopped screwing everyone over.
01:17:22You can be better than this, Jess.
01:17:29I know, you didn't want this before, but open it.
01:17:41Jess, hey, don't do what you're planning to do tonight, okay?
01:17:48It could save your future if you don't.
01:17:57I'm not planning on doing anything other than winning.
01:18:00I'm not planning on doing anything other than winning.
01:18:13Principal Davis, there are kids doing drugs in the bathroom.
01:18:17I think it's cracking.
01:18:20I don't know, but just go get them.
01:18:24Hurry, they are dying.
01:18:47Everyone, it is time to count the votes for this year's prom queen.
01:18:53Let's welcome our prom queen finalists to the stage.
01:18:57Neal Watkins and Jessica Hart.
01:19:02And as expected, give it up for your prom king, basketball all-star, Connor Oliver.
01:19:28While I finish counting the votes, let's hear it from our prom queen finalists.
01:19:34Let's start with Jessica Hart.
01:19:39I would like to thank all of my diehard fans who voted for me the last four years.
01:19:45I'm so excited to leave high school and represent hot, popular, rich people everywhere.
01:19:58Hi.
01:20:00I shouldn't be here.
01:20:04That's what I told myself the past four years.
01:20:07I wasn't good enough.
01:20:11I wasn't pretty enough.
01:20:12I wasn't strong enough.
01:20:16But I'm here now.
01:20:20And I'm here to represent all of you.
01:20:23The misfits, the outcasts.
01:20:26Anyone who's ever felt alone.
01:20:31You're not.
01:20:44Alright, ladies and gentlemen, the votes are in.
01:20:47Looks like we have a winner.
01:20:56And your 2006 prom queen winner is...
01:21:05Jessica Hart!
01:21:12I'm so sorry.
01:21:13Hey, it's okay.
01:21:15This is your moment.
01:21:16You earned it.
01:21:17I don't know.
01:21:22I knew you guys wouldn't let me hear the dumpster fire or steal my crown.
01:21:29Smile, King.
01:21:30It's for the yearbook.
01:21:35You were right.
01:21:37You saw it all.
01:21:41And you believe to me.
01:21:45Out of the way, freak.
01:21:47This is for royalty only.
01:21:50Oh, shut it, 902-1-ho.
01:21:53Mia has something to say.
01:21:55I warned you.
01:22:00Mia?
01:22:06Mia?
01:22:07Mia?
01:22:07Mia Watkins?
01:22:08They're all for Mia, and I saw Jessica throw them out.
01:22:12What?
01:22:13No!
01:22:14These are fake.
01:22:15Principal Davis, this is a setup.
01:22:18Mia.
01:22:19Is this true?
01:22:21No.
01:22:22No.
01:22:22Actually, Jessica lied, bribed, and cheated her way to the crown.
01:22:28Okay?
01:22:29Mia?
01:22:30Mia?
01:22:31Mia actually cares about this class.
01:22:33It's no wonder that she won.
01:22:34Fairly.
01:22:36But don't take it from me.
01:22:39Let's see.
01:22:40Show of hands.
01:22:40Who voted for Mia?
01:22:47Mia!
01:22:48Mia!
01:22:49Mia!
01:22:50Mia!
01:22:51Mia!
01:22:52Mia!
01:22:52They actually voted for me.
01:22:55I never doubted them.
01:22:57Or you.
01:23:06High School Bucket List, item number 15.
01:23:09Embrace your inner crown.
01:23:13The crown is mine!
01:23:15I'm the popular one!
01:23:16I'm hot, and I'm skinny, and I'm a fucking cheerleader!
01:23:20What more do you people want?
01:23:26Ah!
01:23:41Jessica, first you cheated.
01:23:42Now you could have killed someone.
01:23:44This is grounds for expulsion.
01:23:46Security!
01:23:47No!
01:23:48No, it was Mia!
01:23:50She knows things.
01:23:52She's like a psychic or a witch or something.
01:23:55I swear!
01:23:56Bye-bye, bimbo.
01:23:58No!
01:24:01No!
01:24:07She's so nasty.
01:24:10That's something, Mia.
01:24:11Help me.
01:24:12You'll get it in a few years.
01:24:13No!
01:24:13No!
01:24:14This isn't right!
01:24:17You suck!
01:24:19You're a cheater!
01:24:22Curse on you, queen, bitch!
01:24:26Here.
01:24:27Take this.
01:24:30No, I can't take that.
01:24:32Yes.
01:24:32I want you to.
01:24:35No matter when or where you are, you can find me.
01:24:40Time-traveling nerd.
01:24:44Here.
01:24:46Here.
01:24:58Here.
01:24:59Hey.
01:25:00Yeah.
01:25:01Here.
01:25:02Here.
01:25:02Here.
01:25:04You okay?
01:25:05Connor.
01:25:06What happened?
01:25:15You tricked and fell.
01:25:17You all right?
01:25:19Yeah.
01:25:25where's jessica jessica jessica hart
01:25:31i don't know she's probably in prison by now remember she got arrested at prom
01:25:37i haven't seen her since 2006
01:25:50but that's all in the past i want to focus on the future
01:25:56you know watkins since the first time i met you in freshman year
01:26:02i loved you you were the cutest classes wearing nerd i ever met
01:26:13and from our wild study sessions to winning prom king and queen senior year
01:26:21to taking on the whole world i i couldn't ask for a better nerd to be my partner
01:26:31give me a walk kids
01:26:36will you marry me
01:26:38hurry up and say yes i have to get back home to lance
01:26:42yeah
01:26:50i can't believe this is happening
01:26:53you're a time traveler ria
01:26:55you didn't see this coming
01:26:56yeah
01:26:58us getting engaged no not a million years but hey i guess
01:27:06some things you never see coming
01:27:10i always knew
01:27:25you
01:27:26No one makes me feel like you do
01:27:30And no one sets my body on fire
01:27:36No one gives me shivers like you
01:27:42Oh, no one does it, baby
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