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00:00:00You
00:00:05Everybody says things get better after graduation, but 20 years later, I'm still the punchline
00:00:11This is me
00:00:20casually ruining my hospital room
00:00:29Mia?
00:00:30Is there a reason you're wallowing on the floor like a little piggy instead of working?
00:00:35No, I'm sorry Jessica, but actually I have this new idea for a gene editing platform that I think could...
00:00:42Okay, yeah just save it Brainiac, you can put my name on it and cut the check.
00:00:45Now just clean this up or I will find myself another assistant.
00:00:49K-k-k-kay?
00:00:53I still love this school podcast. Stop fucking embarrassing me.
00:00:59Ladies and gents, please join me for a special announcement from the class of 2006's Prom King and Queen, Connor
00:01:07Oliver and Jessica Hart!
00:01:17You okay?
00:01:18Am I okay?
00:01:20My forever crush just walked in looking like a Disney prince and I'm pretty sure I just forgot my own
00:01:25name, but details.
00:01:29Yeah, I'm super good.
00:01:32You seem really amazing.
00:01:34Look who's talking.
00:01:35Well, I was surprised that you were here.
00:01:39You're such a big shot in the city.
00:01:40I'm actually...
00:01:42I came here for someone very special.
00:01:46I came back for you.
00:01:48Yeah, um...
00:01:50Can I talk to you later?
00:01:52It's been 20 years, but this is a sign to stop being a wimp and finally tell him how I
00:01:57feel.
00:01:57Absolutely.
00:01:59Actually, I want to...
00:02:00Come on, come.
00:02:01Everyone is waiting for us to start the show.
00:02:05So let's give them one.
00:02:06I can't wait for you.
00:02:14I can't go home!
00:02:14I can't go home.
00:02:36Stay with me, okay? Mia, look at me. What did you want to tell me?
00:02:45Am I... dead?
00:02:50Or did my wish come true? Did I really get a second chance?
00:02:56Holy bananas. No more frown lines. I look 18 again, which means...
00:03:03Look, the freak show lives. Rise and shine, Mia. I've got a mountain of my homework for you, too.
00:03:13Those clothes. Those highlights. A... Tamagotchi?
00:03:19I went back to... 2006?
00:03:26When else would it be reject calendar much?
00:03:31Miss Thompson? May I be excused? I think I'm hallucinating.
00:03:35Mimi, you've gotta stop getting high before class like the other losers.
00:03:42Loser! Loser! Loser! Loser! Loser! Loser!
00:03:48Nothing's changed. Everyone still sees me as a loser. And nobody. The girl who can't fight back.
00:03:55But that's the thing about second chances. You can always flip the script.
00:04:00High school bucket list item number one. Never put up with bullying again.
00:04:08Miss Thompson, Mia's trying to kill-
00:04:12Mia, you are a warning away from going to the principal's office.
00:04:16Why? For stopping Jessica and the other jocks from bullying the other students?
00:04:20They do this every day!
00:04:28Don't be silly. Jessica's the founder's daughter and a model student.
00:04:35She would never bully anyone.
00:04:38She just-
00:04:39Sit! Down! And finish your lab before I fail you.
00:04:49Mia, join Jessica's group. And I expect a perfect report when I get back.
00:04:58Okay. So we just start by combining the aluminum with the hydrochloric acid-
00:05:04Oh!
00:05:08Oops!
00:05:09What can I say?
00:05:12Snitches get stitches, you little lab rat.
00:05:15A shame what happened to your shirt.
00:05:19Let's clean you up.
00:05:21Don't-
00:05:22I know, Mia, but this is science class.
00:05:24And I want to try this experiment on you!
00:05:27Ack!
00:05:28Ack!
00:05:31Ack!
00:05:32Ack!
00:05:34Ack, these are so funny in my space.
00:05:39Mia, do you want me to tag your boobs as Dirty Danglars or No Man's Land?
00:05:51Wow, Mia, you look like you're in trouble.
00:06:02So are you going to put her in her place, or should I?
00:06:05High school bucket list item number two.
00:06:07Be the kind of girl who gets her crush's attention.
00:06:11Con-con, please tell me you are not siding with this garbage disposal.
00:06:17Don't call me that.
00:06:19Or what, little miss stutter?
00:06:22This time, no more shrinking.
00:06:25You do that again, I'll stop helping you pass 12th grade.
00:06:29What will Principal Davis think if he knew I took your SATs?
00:06:33I don't know what you're talking about.
00:06:36You're cheating your way into college.
00:06:37And if you keep pushing me, I'll ensure you don't get in.
00:06:41Shame what happened to your shirt.
00:06:44Imagine what I could do to your face.
00:06:50Let's see what this test of yours is.
00:07:00Mia, put the bottle down.
00:07:06High school bucket list item number three.
00:07:08Teacher of least favorite teacher, Alyssa.
00:07:10Sorry, Ms. Thompson.
00:07:12Freak science accident.
00:07:14Blame chemistry?
00:07:16God!
00:07:18Damn, Mia.
00:07:20Wasn't expecting that.
00:07:21Little fight looks good on you.
00:07:24Use your words.
00:07:25Don't get lost in that smile.
00:07:27Just say something.
00:07:28No, it's probably the stupidest thing I've ever done.
00:07:30No, you look good kicking ass.
00:07:35I like this new you.
00:07:36I like the new me too.
00:07:38Goodbye, shy girl.
00:07:40Hello, high school 2.0.
00:07:44You think you're hot shit just because everybody's cheering?
00:07:49What's next, Mia?
00:07:50Running for prom, queen!
00:07:52Stop, stop!
00:07:53You know what?
00:07:55Maybe I will.
00:07:55Literally, no one knows you.
00:07:58And you want to run against me?
00:08:00Anyone can wear a crown.
00:08:03Not people like you.
00:08:06Need a reminder?
00:08:08Nikki!
00:08:09Sharpie!
00:08:10Now!
00:08:13If you tell everyone you're not running for prom, queen,
00:08:15I will not make your life a living hell.
00:08:17Feel!
00:08:18Feel!
00:08:22Everyone, I'd like to make an announcement.
00:08:26High school bucket list item number four.
00:08:29Be brave even when it scares you.
00:08:31I'm officially running against Jessica for prom queen.
00:08:37Mia, Mama, Cita, Watkins, did I just hear you make the greatest announcement ever?
00:08:42Chris and Kay were my only real friends.
00:08:45We lost touch after high school.
00:08:47I'm not losing them again.
00:08:49I did.
00:08:51I'm so glad you guys are here.
00:08:53I just miss you so much and I love you.
00:08:56Come here.
00:08:58It's been like ten minutes, but we love you too.
00:09:01And since we love you, let's get you right.
00:09:08Great!
00:09:09More maggots have arrived.
00:09:12Besides the Mia, honestly, who else is going to vote for you?
00:09:16The misfits?
00:09:18The outcasts?
00:09:19Anyone who doesn't fit into your plastic definition of prefect?
00:09:23To the queen, let's annihilate this biatch.
00:09:27Shut it, wannabe Lance!
00:09:29Choke and die, slutty Spears.
00:09:31Well, since we're doing this, raise your hand if you want to vote for me.
00:09:40Okay.
00:09:41And raise your hand if you want to vote for Mia.
00:09:51Connor, what the hell did you just give her?
00:09:54Was that your number?
00:09:56My vote.
00:10:00Please may I not be hallucinating.
00:10:03Con Con, you already got the vote for Prom King this year.
00:10:07We have to do this together.
00:10:10Everyone thinks we're Fairfield High's Brangelina.
00:10:13Except for me.
00:10:15I don't want to date you, Jessica.
00:10:18Everyone wants to date me!
00:10:20I'm head cheerleader!
00:10:22You're the basketball captain!
00:10:23Even our parents want us together!
00:10:25It's destiny!
00:10:27May the best girl win.
00:10:29Aw, Mr. Oliver.
00:10:32Fail again, you won't be able to go to prom or play in the basketball finals.
00:10:36Understood?
00:10:38Got it.
00:10:42Where do you think you're going?
00:10:43We have a pop quiz on...
00:10:45Theory of relativity.
00:10:46The answers are A, C, C, B...
00:10:51I'll come back for my A later.
00:10:54You're not going anywhere until you take this test.
00:10:56High school bucket list item number five.
00:10:58Ditch class like a badass.
00:11:00Check it!
00:11:01If I'm wrong, I'll go straight to the principal's office.
00:11:03Ditch class like a badass.
00:11:05You wasted.
00:11:08How?
00:11:10Told ya.
00:11:12See you later, Misty.
00:11:19Hey, I just wanted to thank you for...
00:11:32I'm sorry, I didn't mean to...
00:11:35I'll get off you now.
00:11:38Uh, you good?
00:11:39Yeah.
00:11:40Ooh.
00:11:41Sorry, your necklace.
00:11:42Oh no, don't worry about it.
00:11:43It's been in my family for years.
00:11:45It's like indestructible.
00:11:46Oh, it's pretty.
00:11:47Thanks.
00:11:47Um, my mom thinks that it has magical powers.
00:11:52She's nuts.
00:11:55You know, I...
00:11:55I want to polish it up and give it to a girl I like.
00:11:58Wow.
00:11:59Jess is really lucky to have someone so thoughtful.
00:12:01Jess?
00:12:02Hmm.
00:12:03Why would I give it to Jess?
00:12:05Well, because you two are a thing.
00:12:07You're like the school's, uh, Kylie and Chalamet.
00:12:10Chalamet who?
00:12:12Uh, nothing.
00:12:13No.
00:12:13It's just you two were like junior prom king and queen last year,
00:12:16so I thought...
00:12:18she doesn't deserve to be prom queen.
00:12:20You do.
00:12:21I see her constantly bullying everybody and she gets rewarded for it.
00:12:25That's why you won my vote.
00:12:28I thought you liked her.
00:12:29Wow.
00:12:33To be honest with you, Mia,
00:12:36there's only one girl that I've ever really liked.
00:12:40And it's not Jess.
00:12:43Then who?
00:12:45Yeah, the girl that I've always really liked
00:12:50is...
00:12:52Oh my god, Mia, are you okay?
00:12:54Oh, fuck.
00:12:55No, yeah, I'm fine.
00:12:56I'm great.
00:12:56What were you saying about the who you like?
00:12:58Oh, she's out of my league.
00:13:00She...
00:13:01Oh, god.
00:13:01Yeah, it's okay.
00:13:03Yeah, I'm fine.
00:13:04Yeah, the girl that I've always really liked
00:13:06is out of my league
00:13:06and she's beautiful
00:13:09and smart
00:13:11and she probably doesn't want to go out
00:13:13with a dumb child like me.
00:13:15You're not dumb, Connor.
00:13:18She's the stupid one if she turns you down.
00:13:22Well, I've actually got a plan to win her over, so...
00:13:26Cool.
00:13:27Um, but I'm not going to ask her out
00:13:29until I get my grades up.
00:13:31High school bucket list item number six.
00:13:34Pretend you're not heartbroken
00:13:35that you're crushed like someone else.
00:13:37What did you have in mind?
00:13:39Well, if you could help me ace this test,
00:13:41I will help you win the crown.
00:13:45Make you prom queen.
00:13:49What do you think?
00:13:58Everyone, vote me for senior prom queen.
00:14:03Keep freaks out of our last dance ever.
00:14:07Vote for Jessica if you support basic bitch narcissism.
00:14:09Dr. Jessica!
00:14:15If I don't take her on now,
00:14:16we'll spend the next two decades paying for it.
00:14:22Oh, perfect.
00:14:23Just the people I wanted to see.
00:14:24You are just in time
00:14:25for my campaign kickoff.
00:14:29Everyone,
00:14:29I would like to announce
00:14:31the first prom election challenge.
00:14:34Oh, man.
00:14:35Here goes nothing.
00:14:37Connor will join too
00:14:39since everyone already wants him
00:14:41to be prom king.
00:14:43What's his challenge?
00:14:44A chemistry test.
00:14:46Well,
00:14:47great.
00:14:48Chemistry's my favorite subject.
00:14:49Sexual chemistry.
00:14:52Sexual what?
00:14:54The rules are simple.
00:14:56Mia and I will test our chemistry
00:14:57with Connor
00:14:58and you will vote
00:15:00for who brings the fire.
00:15:02You down?
00:15:06Mia, you don't have to do this
00:15:07if you don't want to.
00:15:16Boo!
00:15:17No more applause.
00:15:17Jess already has the clap.
00:15:19Bite me, knee pads.
00:15:20Your little friend lost.
00:15:22Connor's mine, okay?
00:15:24This is the reunion all over again.
00:15:26I'm not letting her win this time.
00:15:28What the hell was that?
00:15:29Me winning.
00:15:31Can't wait to have that king.
00:15:33Concon and I are a tough act to follow,
00:15:35but, uh,
00:15:36show us your best, freak.
00:15:39Are you sure you want to do this?
00:15:40It's your man, Mia!
00:15:42Shut the fuck up, Chris.
00:15:44You don't have to put on a show for them.
00:15:46Or anybody.
00:15:47You bet the most action she ever gets
00:15:49is from a pillow.
00:15:50You bet the most action you've ever gotten
00:15:52is from your stepbrother.
00:15:53Oops, was that a secret?
00:15:54I'm not doing this for them.
00:15:56It's for me.
00:15:57Just follow my lead.
00:15:59High school bucket list item number set.
00:16:02Make the first move.
00:16:04No, you follow my lead.
00:16:09You follow my lead.
00:16:27So you guys, who did it better?
00:16:29Mia, Mia, Mia, Mia, Mia, Mia, Mia, Mia, Mia.
00:16:36Oh, damn.
00:16:38Mia, we definitely have to do that again.
00:16:40How dare you make out with that
00:16:42scum-sucking social climate science fair slut?
00:16:46I will destroy her life
00:16:47and I will win, prom queen!
00:16:49Not if I can help it.
00:16:51The whole town wants us together!
00:16:53Don't you want to leave high school a legend?
00:16:56Go on her!
00:17:00Mia, your prince is waiting.
00:17:04Has Fairfield's rumored player
00:17:06finally found his wifey to be?
00:17:08Stop drooling.
00:17:09Go over there.
00:17:10Or you can use your mouth
00:17:11another creative way.
00:17:12Go, go, go, go, go.
00:17:13Use the altum.
00:17:14Bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye.
00:17:17Mia, we really need to talk
00:17:21about that kiss.
00:17:25Where'd you learn how to do that?
00:17:27College.
00:17:28Science majors are slottier than you think.
00:17:30Uh, you hook up with college guys?
00:17:32No.
00:17:34But I will one day.
00:17:37My magic eight ball said so.
00:17:39So you can predict the future?
00:17:41Actually, I'm from the future.
00:17:43Right.
00:17:44It's my secret superpower, so.
00:17:46Oh.
00:17:47Well, I hope that there's another run for us
00:17:48in our future.
00:17:51Somewhere.
00:17:53Where there's less interruptions.
00:17:56Connor?
00:17:57I don't really kiss people unless I'm dating them.
00:17:59And it's not like you want to date me, so.
00:18:02Actually, about that, yeah.
00:18:04Well, let's just focus on beating Jess,
00:18:06and we can talk about all the kiss stuff later.
00:18:10Yeah?
00:18:11Connor might be my forever crush,
00:18:13but he's also a forever playboy.
00:18:15At least, that's what the rumors say.
00:18:18Fine.
00:18:20Yeah, look.
00:18:21For your information,
00:18:22the next best opportunity to get votes
00:18:24is going to be at tomorrow's bake-off.
00:18:27So we could team up.
00:18:32Wait.
00:18:33Do you really think I could beat Miss Popular?
00:18:37You can run this school if you want it to, Mia.
00:18:41You're royalty and you don't even know it.
00:18:46Out of the way!
00:18:47Cooking class champions coming through!
00:18:50Wait.
00:18:51You're not seriously thinking about answering.
00:18:54If you do,
00:18:56I will embarrass you so bad,
00:18:58you will wish you were dead.
00:19:01Still want to do this?
00:19:04Why not?
00:19:06Baking is just chemistry.
00:19:08Let the best bake or win.
00:19:11Ew.
00:19:12And I think we all know who's going to win.
00:19:17Girls,
00:19:18should we give her a little chef's makeover before we go?
00:19:23What are you talking about?
00:19:24You don't look the part yet, Mia.
00:19:26Let us help you out.
00:19:37Later, loser.
00:19:41Let me guess.
00:19:43Jessed bitch strikes again.
00:19:45I hope her baked goods burn in hell.
00:19:47You want me to go curse her?
00:19:48Thanks for the thought, Kate.
00:19:50I don't want to beat her fair and square.
00:19:52Never going to have to give you an edge.
00:19:54Something that gives you hot points
00:19:56and baking points.
00:19:58Meet me at school bright and early tomorrow.
00:20:01Why?
00:20:01Because I'm going to turn you into
00:20:03sexy, nerdy, baking queen.
00:20:08Hi, Mia.
00:20:10How are you?
00:20:11Where's your baking buddy, con-con?
00:20:14Did she chicken out last night?
00:20:20May I present to you your future girlfriend?
00:20:24I mean,
00:20:25this year's bake-off HBIC,
00:20:29Mia Watkins.
00:20:32Yeah, you look...
00:20:33like a fucking try-hard.
00:20:35Over-dressed much?
00:20:37Come on, girls.
00:20:37We have a contest to win.
00:20:39Like I was saying,
00:20:40you look gorgeous.
00:20:42High school bucket list,
00:20:43item number eight.
00:20:44Flirt like a hot girl.
00:20:46Look who's talking.
00:20:47Chef?
00:20:48Ready to win?
00:20:49Go.
00:20:50Stop putting on a show!
00:20:52This event is supposed to be about me!
00:20:54Who the hell do you think you are, Mia?
00:20:56Call me queen.
00:21:01Because I'm coming for your throne.
00:21:05Boo!
00:21:12Shut up or die!
00:21:16All right.
00:21:18Contestants,
00:21:18we're about to begin.
00:21:19To your tables, please.
00:21:21Do you have any idea
00:21:22what we're doing here?
00:21:22Oh, yeah.
00:21:23We're just going to make
00:21:23liquid nitrogen ice cream
00:21:24with some molecular gastronomy topping.
00:21:27It's really easy.
00:21:28What?
00:21:29It's science meets sweets.
00:21:31Come on.
00:21:32All right, contestants.
00:21:34The bake-off begins
00:21:36now.
00:21:38Okay.
00:21:39I'll sprinkle some of these.
00:21:42Like this.
00:21:43Like that.
00:21:51And then...
00:21:52this.
00:21:53That's under the nose.
00:21:55No, no, that's too much.
00:21:56That's too much.
00:22:02That's too much.
00:22:04No more.
00:22:05No.
00:22:10Cool trick,
00:22:12Bill Nye the Science Nerd.
00:22:14Hope it's earthquake-proof.
00:22:16Oh!
00:22:17Oh!
00:22:18Oh!
00:22:18Oh!
00:22:19Oh!
00:22:20Oh!
00:22:21Oh!
00:22:24Oops.
00:22:26Foot slipped.
00:22:27Sorry, not sorry.
00:22:29Oops.
00:22:30Ah!
00:22:31Sorry.
00:22:32My hand slipped.
00:22:34Ah!
00:22:36Oh, she's awful.
00:22:39If you do that again,
00:22:41Miss Watkins,
00:22:42you will be disqualified.
00:22:43She just kicked our table.
00:22:45I did not see Jessica
00:22:46do anything wrong.
00:22:47Get back to work.
00:22:49It's fine.
00:22:50It's fine.
00:22:50So what do we do now?
00:22:51A good scientist
00:22:53always has a plan.
00:22:57And
00:22:59time.
00:23:02The winning team's votes
00:23:04also count toward
00:23:05their prom queen's campaign.
00:23:08Jessica,
00:23:08you're up.
00:23:10It is a model
00:23:11of my mansion.
00:23:13And anyone who votes for me
00:23:15can come to all my parties
00:23:16for the rest of the year.
00:23:17It's so crazy!
00:23:19It's great!
00:23:20This is our dessert.
00:23:22It may look simple,
00:23:24but
00:23:25it's got a little magic to it.
00:23:48And
00:23:49all the votes are in.
00:23:51The winner
00:23:52of this year's
00:23:53Senior Bake Off
00:24:00is
00:24:01the winner
00:24:03of this year's
00:24:04Senior Bake Off
00:24:05is
00:24:11Mia Watkins!
00:24:13Mia,
00:24:14the 2006
00:24:16Golden Bake Off
00:24:17Trophy belongs
00:24:17to you
00:24:18and Connor.
00:24:26I can't believe it.
00:24:28Oh,
00:24:28that's my queen!
00:24:29That's my best friend!
00:24:30We love her!
00:24:31Best day of my life.
00:24:34I knew you could do that.
00:24:38No!
00:24:40Connor and
00:24:40that trophy
00:24:41are mine!
00:24:42Oh!
00:24:46not anymore.
00:24:50I'm so
00:24:51going to regret
00:24:52that loser!
00:24:53I'm sorry.
00:24:55High school bucket list
00:24:56item number nine.
00:24:58Start a riot.
00:25:00Make it epic.
00:25:02Food fight!
00:25:06Food fight!
00:25:09Popular kids
00:25:10versus
00:25:10fans!
00:25:11Stop it!
00:25:12Stop it!
00:25:13Stop it!
00:25:15Stop it!
00:25:16Stop it!
00:25:17Stop it!
00:25:19Stop it!
00:25:20Stop it!
00:25:20Stop it!
00:25:27Team Jessica,
00:25:28Team Mia,
00:25:28get over here
00:25:29right now!
00:25:32Principal Davis,
00:25:33before you say
00:25:35anything.
00:25:36Mia started it!
00:25:38Thank you
00:25:38for your honesty,
00:25:39Jessica.
00:25:40You and your
00:25:41friends can go.
00:25:42What?
00:25:44No,
00:25:44she's lying!
00:25:45I would drop
00:25:46that attitude,
00:25:47Miss Watkins.
00:25:48You know what?
00:25:49No.
00:25:51I like having
00:25:52an attitude.
00:25:53I lived for years
00:25:54without one.
00:25:55And now,
00:25:56it's here to stay.
00:25:57One more
00:25:58bad word.
00:25:59One more
00:26:00thing that you
00:26:01do wrong
00:26:02and you are
00:26:03suspended.
00:26:04Fine.
00:26:05I'll stop
00:26:06having an attitude
00:26:07when you stop
00:26:08letting Jessica's
00:26:09dad bribe you.
00:26:11Oh,
00:26:12sorry.
00:26:13No one knows
00:26:14about that yet.
00:26:15Both of you,
00:26:15pack your bags.
00:26:19Wait,
00:26:20are we suspended?
00:26:21I can't get suspended.
00:26:22My dad's gonna fly
00:26:22back from his business
00:26:23trip and get me killed.
00:26:24No, no, no.
00:26:25I'm giving you
00:26:26a vacation day.
00:26:27You're both free to go.
00:26:29Wait, for real?
00:26:30Of course.
00:26:31You're both free to go.
00:26:32And if
00:26:32you ever need
00:26:33anything,
00:26:34feel free to come
00:26:34by my office.
00:26:35The door's always open.
00:26:36How much money
00:26:37did her dad give you?
00:26:39Uh,
00:26:41$147,347.
00:26:43And...
00:26:44You'll be quiet,
00:26:45you demon child.
00:26:58Uh...
00:26:59Did you see the look
00:27:00on his face?
00:27:01Yeah, he was freaking
00:27:01out.
00:27:03How did you know
00:27:03all that stuff,
00:27:04though?
00:27:05Well, I told you
00:27:06I can see the future,
00:27:07so...
00:27:08Right.
00:27:09It's not big deal.
00:27:10Yeah.
00:27:12So tell me,
00:27:14what do you see
00:27:15in our future tonight?
00:27:17Well, I have to study
00:27:18for the science test.
00:27:19Oh, yeah.
00:27:21What's that one again?
00:27:22Uh, anatomy.
00:27:22It's the study of the...
00:27:24Human body.
00:27:25Yeah.
00:27:27Yeah.
00:27:28You want to do it
00:27:28at my place?
00:27:30My parents aren't home.
00:27:31Your place?
00:27:33Like a...
00:27:34Oh.
00:27:35Like us.
00:27:37Together.
00:27:38Alone.
00:27:39Yeah.
00:27:40Let's go, professor.
00:27:42I promise to be
00:27:43a good boy.
00:27:46Okay.
00:27:47Okay.
00:27:48Okay.
00:27:50Okay.
00:27:58Okay.
00:28:27Let's go, professor.
00:28:57Mia, Mia, Mia, were you moaning at my questions?
00:29:02not that dumb. I was asking about question number four, um, rectus abdominis. What is it? Get up. I'm gonna
00:29:13show you and then I'm gonna quiz you.
00:29:18Alright, please me. Okay.
00:29:23Can I? Alright, yeah. Okay.
00:29:33Bicep brachii, pectoralis major, rectus abdominis, gloria amen.
00:29:50Is that the name? The name is that long?
00:29:52No, no, no. You forgot about that part. That's important.
00:29:57Stop manhandling him, Mia. He likes someone else.
00:30:01You know, I think that you're enjoying this little study session.
00:30:09But I think it would be way more informative if we were wearing a lot less clothes.
00:30:25The rules are simple. If you get a question wrong, you strip. Unless you just want to stick to the
00:30:31books.
00:30:32High school bucket list item number ten. Unleash your inner vixen.
00:30:37No. Are you ready to lose?
00:30:42Trapezibusias. Where?
00:30:43Oh my...
00:30:49Um, brachialis.
00:31:01That's cheating. Don't look at that.
00:31:09Mm-hmm.
00:31:18Mm-hmm.
00:31:24You know, I thought that I was going to be the only one getting naked, but you are getting pretty
00:31:28close.
00:31:29That's because you keep asking me questions I don't know the answer to.
00:31:33I may have made up a few questions.
00:31:37Uh, to level the playing field.
00:31:39You!
00:31:42Bad girl.
00:31:45Violence is against the rules.
00:31:47So as a penalty, you might have to lose this shirt.
00:31:58Make me.
00:32:02Careful what you wish for.
00:32:06Oh my god!
00:32:08Oh no!
00:32:10What are you doing?
00:32:13You're crazy.
00:32:14No, I got this shirt.
00:32:18That's for cheating.
00:32:28Connor! Are you in there?
00:32:29Oh shit!
00:32:31That's my dad!
00:32:32No!
00:32:32My dad's my dad!
00:32:32No!
00:32:33No!
00:32:34Oh my god!
00:32:35Oh my god!
00:32:38Yeah, just a second!
00:32:46It's good!
00:32:49It's good!
00:32:55Oh, hey dad.
00:32:56This is Mia.
00:32:57She's my new tutor.
00:32:58Hi, Mr. Oliver.
00:32:59Tutor, huh?
00:33:01Well, Ms. Thompson just called and said you failed another test.
00:33:03So much for her tutoring.
00:33:06Dad, it's not like that.
00:33:08Mia is unimportant.
00:33:12Weren't you and Jessica gonna be an item?
00:33:15She's from a good family.
00:33:16At least waste your time with someone respectable.
00:33:18Dad!
00:33:19Mia's valedictorian and she's a way better person than Jessica ever will be.
00:33:24Girls aside, fail again and you'll finish senior year in boarding school.
00:33:30You're 18.
00:33:32Connor, this is embarrassing.
00:33:34Embarrassing?
00:33:35Dad, since when do you actually even...
00:33:36You know what?
00:33:37Never mind.
00:33:38Hey, Mr. Oliver.
00:33:39I will help Connor pass.
00:33:42And I know he will go on to do amazing things.
00:33:46Oh?
00:33:47How can you be so sure?
00:33:49Just a hunch.
00:33:50Hunches don't mean shit, sweetheart.
00:33:52Connor, wait!
00:33:53Just...
00:33:53Please talk to him.
00:33:55You can fix this.
00:33:56I can't fix anything when it comes to him!
00:33:57I think it's time you leave, Miss Valedictorian.
00:34:00I need to speak with my son.
00:34:02Alone.
00:34:05Dad, wait!
00:34:14Connor has to make up with his dad.
00:34:17Because a year after we graduate, he dies.
00:34:28Connor's barely said a word to me since that night at his dad's.
00:34:32I think everything's okay.
00:34:34Today's test results were...
00:34:38Abysmal.
00:34:39But we did have two perfect scores.
00:34:43Stellar work, as always, Mia.
00:34:46And congratulations, Connor.
00:34:49Keep up the good work.
00:34:59You got it.
00:35:00Good job.
00:35:04Thank you, Mia.
00:35:08Seriously, thank you.
00:35:10I would've never been able to pass that test without you.
00:35:13Maybe now my dad will get off my back.
00:35:16Have you talked to him?
00:35:17Maybe you two could work things out.
00:35:19I know you're trying to help, but you don't know him like I do, you know?
00:35:27I can't just magically fix my own man.
00:35:29I have to try. Your dad's running out of time.
00:35:33That's enough dad talk. I have a surprise for you.
00:35:38Uh, wait. Before you guys go, I just wanted to say that I am having a party at my place
00:35:44this weekend for Mia's prom queen campaign.
00:35:47So, come through and vote for Mia.
00:36:02Nikki, cancel your plans. We have a party to ruin.
00:36:07Here you go, we'll see you this weekend.
00:36:08Come to the party. Here.
00:36:11Oh shit, that's my dad. Come on, let's bounce before you see me.
00:36:14Wait, no, just show him your test. He'll be thrilled.
00:36:15I'll show him another time. Come on.
00:36:17No, no, no, you don't have time. Just trust me. Come on, Connor. Talk to him.
00:36:21No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:36:22Hey, Mr. Oliver.
00:36:24Hey, Dad.
00:36:25Hi, sir.
00:36:26What are you doing here?
00:36:29I'm going out of town on work, but I wanted to see how your test went.
00:36:33If it's another F, Connor, I aced it.
00:36:44Thanks to Mia.
00:36:45No, no, I like barely helped at all. It was all Connor. You should be so proud, Mr. Oliver.
00:36:50Pride has to be earned. Connor's got a long way to go.
00:36:56You see that little gremlin over there? I want you to seduce her before the day is out.
00:37:06Got it. What if I can't do it?
00:37:10Then do what you do best at parties, Luke. Force her.
00:37:22Hey, just the girl I wanted to see. Can I borrow you real quick? I just had a quick permission
00:37:27question.
00:37:27Luke, you haven't talked to me since you pantsed me in the eighth grade, so why are you talking to
00:37:30me now?
00:37:31Because you're super smart and sexy, and I hear that you're really good at giving private lessons.
00:37:38So can I get one or what? Don't fucking touch her.
00:37:40Hey, enough. You are on thin ice as it is. No fights. Do you hear me?
00:37:45Look, stop. I'm busy.
00:37:47Yeah, please. Look, I know you helped Connor pass science. Can you help me? Come on. Just this once.
00:37:55Connor, listen. I know that I'm hard on you, but it is because I-
00:38:00Dad, I gotta go. I'll talk to you another time.
00:38:03Get off me.
00:38:04I know you got that party coming up. The invite's still open?
00:38:07I know a bunch of guys that could go. Come on. Five minutes.
00:38:18Okay.
00:38:19Alright, let's go.
00:38:24Mia's ditching me for Luke?
00:38:32CopCon. What a surprise.
00:38:35I'm busy, Jessica.
00:38:37Doing what? Looking for Mia. I heard she and Luke are getting close.
00:38:43Ugh. You know Mia. She would do anything to be popular. But you and me, we were born to be
00:38:51on top.
00:38:54She's gonna break your heart! And when she does, I'll be waiting!
00:39:08I'm gonna go find Connor.
00:39:09No, no, no, no. Wait. You're not going anywhere until we talk about this party.
00:39:14What?
00:39:14We'll come if you get on your knees and beg.
00:39:18Hey! Get the fuck off her!
00:39:21Aw, shit. Cap's here!
00:39:25Anybody else want a trip to the ER?
00:39:26Why?
00:39:27Hey, my different brother.
00:39:31Since you both go on to be rapey, frat boy misogynists, let me teach you a lesson in science.
00:39:36Every action has an equal and opposite reaction.
00:39:45Alright. Come on. The better party did you get to?
00:39:50Fine. I'll just have to take you down myself.
00:39:55You know, for a second there, I kind of thought that you were into Luke when I saw you guys
00:40:02walking away together.
00:40:07Ew. No, that walking steroid is not even close to my type.
00:40:14So, who is?
00:40:17You are...
00:40:23You are not gonna believe who I'm into.
00:40:30It's crazy.
00:40:32What?
00:40:33It's so funny.
00:40:34Who is it?
00:40:39Oh, my mom just got back from a fashion show in New York.
00:40:43She needs help unloading some pieces.
00:40:45You should come. My mom would be stoked to meet you.
00:40:47No, I can't.
00:40:49I have to change for that party.
00:40:51Just borrow one of my mom's dresses.
00:40:53High school bucket list item number 11.
00:40:56Finally find a dress that makes you feel pretty.
00:40:59She just designed this dress for some singer named Gaga Lady.
00:41:02You could probably borrow that.
00:41:04If you're into that.
00:41:05If you're into that.
00:41:06If you weren't like once.
00:41:07Okay.
00:41:08Okay.
00:41:09Or if not.
00:41:09I mean...
00:41:10If you're into it.
00:41:12Really?
00:41:16Yeah.
00:41:17I mean our proton's positive.
00:41:19Right?
00:41:19Okay.
00:41:20Get it?
00:41:21Oh, yeah.
00:41:22Cool.
00:41:22Go away the way.
00:41:23Yeah, let's go.
00:41:26Okay.
00:41:27Should I ask Mia out tonight?
00:41:30Come on.
00:41:31I need an answer.
00:41:36Should I...
00:41:50Look.
00:41:56Wow.
00:41:57Well, it's all thanks to your mom.
00:42:00You have to tell her to buy that boutique on Main Street because her designs are gonna be famous.
00:42:05What?
00:42:05Are you like a psychic or something?
00:42:08No.
00:42:08I'm future girl.
00:42:09Remember?
00:42:11Right.
00:42:12Also, you gotta enjoy the early 2000s because the 2020s are freaking rough, dude.
00:42:18Well, if I die by then, just blink twice so I can skip finals.
00:42:33Okay, future girl, if you really know everything that's gonna happen, who shows up first?
00:42:39I actually have no idea.
00:42:46Hey, ConCon.
00:42:48You Sasquatch.
00:42:50I'm here, so your party's not the total bust.
00:42:54And...
00:42:54I brought party favors.
00:42:57Everyone's already done.
00:42:58We'll study them on the way over.
00:43:25I tried to stop her, but she's like a crazier Regina George with worse highlights.
00:43:31Oh, on page four, there's a great palaroid that I took of Mia wedding herself in sixth grade.
00:43:37Yeah.
00:43:37Page four.
00:43:38She fed all my worst moments into a little pink book.
00:43:44Hey.
00:43:45Hey.
00:43:46Hey.
00:43:47I like your big tails.
00:43:49And everybody had Breeze's mirror.
00:43:52This shit doesn't matter.
00:43:57Actually...
00:43:58It does.
00:44:02Is this supposed to hurt me?
00:44:05Um...
00:44:05Yeah.
00:44:06That's kind of the whole point.
00:44:07Do you really want your prom queen to be a girl who makes out with her in-seat posters?
00:44:13See page seven.
00:44:14As long as it's not you, I'm good.
00:44:17Are you blind?
00:44:18She's been fugly since birth, and now everybody knows it.
00:44:22You know...
00:44:23A year ago, this book would've destroyed me.
00:44:27But...
00:44:27Now I know everything in here made me...
00:44:30Who I am today.
00:44:34So go ahead.
00:44:36Read away.
00:44:37I have nothing to hide.
00:44:39Unlike you.
00:44:40If you keep messing with me, I'll just expose you.
00:44:42For all the horrible things you've done.
00:44:44You have nothing on me, poser.
00:44:46What about...
00:44:47What you did with the ninth grade basketball team on the field trip?
00:44:51What?
00:44:53I...
00:44:54Nobody knows about that.
00:44:56You just wait till Facebook.
00:44:58Facebook what?
00:44:59Okay, English much?
00:45:00You know, this little tough girl act is cute and all.
00:45:04But the only one getting exposed today...
00:45:06Is you.
00:45:08Gah!
00:45:09Gah!
00:45:10Gah!
00:45:10Gah!
00:45:11Gah!
00:45:12Gah!
00:45:25Gah!
00:45:25Gah!
00:45:26My mom gave her that dress.
00:45:28And it looks tragic on her.
00:45:29Honestly, I was helping.
00:45:31Hey.
00:45:32You're beautiful, Mia.
00:45:33And you know it.
00:45:34It's okay.
00:45:35I'm not embarrassed.
00:45:41Jessica.
00:45:42Jessica.
00:45:42You think being prom queen is all about looks.
00:45:45Okay?
00:45:48High school bucket list item number 12.
00:45:50Flown it while you got it.
00:46:06You ain't gonna get it.
00:46:07No you ain't gonna get it.
00:46:08You ain't gonna get it.
00:46:09You ain't gonna get it.
00:46:12Holy shit, Mia.
00:46:14Woo!
00:46:15Yes!
00:46:15Yes, Mia!
00:46:16Okay, Mia!
00:46:17Doesn't suck having my 18 year old body back.
00:46:20Wow.
00:46:21Look at you pretending to be hot and popular.
00:46:25FYI, you will never be like us.
00:46:27You will never live like us.
00:46:29No, I wanna live better.
00:46:32How about a game of truth or dare?
00:46:34I dare you all to strip something off.
00:46:41High school bucket list item number 13.
00:46:44Find someone who's just as crazy as you.
00:46:48Who cares if they stripped?
00:46:50Anyone can do that.
00:46:51I can do it.
00:46:52And I bet I can do it even better.
00:47:05Fine.
00:47:06Let those mouth fingers happen.
00:47:08Dumbass party!
00:47:09Bye, Jazz!
00:47:14Ugh!
00:47:16Ugh!
00:47:16Even her alcohol tastes like trash!
00:47:44Oh my wrist!
00:47:46I think I sprained it!
00:47:48Oh my wrist!
00:47:48Hey, hey, hey!
00:47:49Hey!
00:47:50Mia!
00:47:51Hey!
00:47:51She's not waking up!
00:47:52She needs help!
00:47:54Someone at least get me some ice!
00:47:56Now!
00:47:58Don't make me ask again bitches!
00:48:01You can't quit on me right now, Mia.
00:48:03Not before I...
00:48:04Not before I tell you that I...
00:48:09yeah i've always yeah hey hey hey me are you okay yeah yeah yeah what happened jessica thought
00:48:21attempted murder would be a fun party game okay i was trying to recycle how would i know her giant
00:48:28head would get in the way i didn't see that coming okay hey party's over everyone out you heard him
00:48:43go get out remember vote me up vote me up i got you come on let's go
00:48:59thank you for saving my life i'm just glad you're okay for the record
00:49:07you look like a total smoke show in that bathing suit
00:49:15what's wrong jess never gets better better at what
00:49:22her bullying just gets worse and worse and somehow she still ends up with you
00:49:30i would never date jessica connor seriously stop don't make promises you can't keep
00:49:39you know the girl i actually do like she i know she's a genius you're getting your grades up for
00:49:48her it's really cool get some rest i'll be in the guest room connor can you stay with me
00:50:15you're the genius dummy i'm doing this all for you
00:50:26so
00:50:35oh
00:50:49you have a beautiful voice you scared me god no I don't I like to sing when I'm busy or
00:51:01bored
00:51:01so it's never around anyone which is good I'm not just anyone what is all this well you know the
00:51:16tradition senior prom queen gets gifts for the graduating class you want to help me rap
00:51:24Mia this is amazing no one else would do this for their class
00:51:31I've never met anyone like you not yet anyway
00:51:40so eight ball girl what's future me like don't tell me I'm a dipshit
00:51:48you're not don't even look I know you're not
00:51:51you're you're actually super successful really smart kind
00:52:04you're pretty perfect
00:52:07no wonder I was in love
00:52:20hold up who did you say you're in love with
00:52:23no one I meant that I was in love with being from the future because now I know all of
00:52:35these
00:52:35it's awesome yeah so so who do I get married to Jessica Alba so you got to get over that
00:52:45Britney crash because things get complicated
00:52:51okay you know I can actually read the future also really you know what I see in our future
00:53:02will you come to my basketball finals I'd love to
00:53:09question are you gonna invite your dad
00:53:12I'm sure he will come to other games he's busy
00:53:18he's waiting for me to get into the NBA
00:53:20hey Connor your dad enough about my dad actually come on you don't want to be late
00:53:30okay
00:53:46everyone's gonna love these Mia this will win you crazy votes
00:53:49sure but I also just wanted to do something nice
00:53:57because in a few months we will all go our separate ways
00:54:02and who knows what will happen then right
00:54:09graduate in style besties
00:54:11oh you're too late butterface
00:54:16the class loved my gifts so much I already got all their votes
00:54:34so you're buying votes now me no I'm just giving my besties the gifts they deserve but I'm sure they'll
00:54:45like you're a
00:54:45goodwill hand-me-downs too besties you don't even know their names
00:54:55of course I do well the hot ones the rest are freaks not people but hey money talks right
00:55:03even to losers with social rabies
00:55:08but come on now let's see what you got
00:55:19look trailer trash Barbie got you all toy cars
00:55:24I got some Gucci earrings
00:55:33at least my gifts mean something
00:55:36um they mean that you're a peasant trying to take on a queen but you can't because you're a nobody
00:55:44Mia
00:55:45do you want to try saying that again
00:55:47relax Jack Bauer brutal honesty is an act of love and I love all my subjects even you look
00:56:16OMG you're twin
00:56:27Marge Simpson hair pancake face cool a body I mean it's perfect oh and come on here is your gift
00:56:35in the best for the basketball captain
00:56:40I don't want anything from you
00:56:43Not even a brand new limited edition PS2?
00:56:51No matter what I do, Jess always gets her way. Prom Queen, Connor, what am I even doing here?
00:57:01Bribes aren't my thing. Maybe you should ask Principal Davis though. He might be down.
00:57:08Hey Mia, wait. Hand out the gifts that you brought.
00:57:12They're special. Not because they're expensive or fancy, but because they're from you.
00:57:17No, no, I know they're stupid. And she won this one, so let's just go.
00:57:23Just trust me. They're gonna love them.
00:57:27Hey you guys, Mia has gifts for all of you, and you're gonna love them.
00:57:31I'm gonna love them and I'm gonna love them.
00:57:33It's okay.
00:57:41Okay.
00:57:59So I know these aren't coach bags or Tiffany bracelets, but I hope when they're the real
00:58:08world, you'll remember them. Mia, what did you do? How'd you know I wanted to be an artist?
00:58:22I haven't told anybody I wanted to be an artist. But you should. You're more talented
00:58:28than you know. You just need a cool artist name, like Banksy. You'll be an amazing songwriter.
00:58:48Just right about that breakup, Taylor. That's just a little reminder to keep following your
00:58:59dreams. Be Jordan. Mia, these are incredible, but I'm kind of confused by my gift. Just
00:59:12quit a few years. You're going to be filthy rich. And you deserve it.
00:59:23Everybody shut up! Why the hell are they all cheering for you?
00:59:28Why don't you open your gift and find out? I got one for you too.
00:59:53Hey, um... This one's for you.
01:00:06Yeah, I
01:00:11Me and my dad used to fish every weekend
01:00:15This is the first lure he ever bought me
01:00:18How did you find
01:00:21A year from now, Connor mentions this at his dad's funeral
01:00:25It's his favorite memory of them together
01:00:27Do everything with your dad
01:00:30While you can
01:00:33You'll never get this time back
01:00:37Thank you
01:00:38Yeah, thank you
01:00:39Thank you
01:00:42Oh my god, I didn't get you anything
01:00:43Hey, no!
01:00:44Just tell me what you want and I'll go get it
01:00:46Promise me
01:00:48That you'll invite your dad to the games
01:00:50That's all I want
01:01:02For you
01:01:04I'll do it
01:01:09Congrats
01:01:10Looks like you went over the class
01:01:13Now what?
01:01:17It's time to step out of the shadows
01:01:22Hey everyone
01:01:24Tonight
01:01:25All of us misfits
01:01:27Are going to the finals
01:01:29Boycotting Jessica's prom queen
01:01:31I knew he wouldn't make it
01:02:01What are you rejects doing here?
01:02:06Animals aren't allowed in the gym
01:02:10We're taking a stand
01:02:12We won't be bought or bullied by mean girls like you
01:02:16No plastics for prom
01:02:18No plastics for prom
01:02:20You all worshipped me a year ago
01:02:23Worshipped?
01:02:26They were terrified of you
01:02:28It's just that they were too scared to speak
01:02:31But now
01:02:32We've finally found our voice
01:02:33Right?
01:02:34Yeah
01:02:35What?
01:02:37Well
01:02:37Since you suddenly think you're the Joan of Arc of Rejects
01:02:42Let's hear your voice
01:02:46Attention everyone
01:02:49America's favorite outcast Mia Watkins
01:02:53Just volunteered
01:02:55To sing the national anthem
01:02:58In front of the whole school
01:03:13Come on Mia
01:03:16We're all waiting
01:03:19Hey
01:03:21Hey
01:03:21Yes you can
01:03:23Show them all what you can do
01:03:26All of them
01:03:30No no I can't sing in front of all those people
01:03:32Yes
01:03:33Just don't look at them
01:03:35Look at me
01:03:37I believe in you Mia
01:03:38Get your camcorder buddy
01:03:40This is gonna be legendary
01:03:44I believe in you
01:03:51High school bucket list item number 14
01:03:53Live your Beyonce fantasy
01:04:00Hi everyone
01:04:02Please rise
01:04:17Oh
01:04:25Just look at me
01:04:26Just look at me
01:04:34Oh say can you see
01:04:41By the dawn's early light
01:04:47What so proudly we hailed
01:04:51At the twilight's last gleaming
01:04:57Whose broad stripes and bright stars
01:05:03Through the perilous fight
01:05:07O'er the ramparts we watched
01:05:12Were so gallantly streaming
01:05:17And the rocket's red glare
01:05:22The bombs bursting in air
01:05:27Gave proof through the night
01:05:31That our flag was still there
01:05:38Oh say does that star-spangled banner
01:05:45Yet wave
01:05:49O'er the land of the free
01:05:55O'er the land of the free
01:05:56O'er the land of the free
01:05:56And the home of the brave
01:06:15Give it up for Mia.
01:06:17This is going to be your new prom queen.
01:06:22See, everyone loves you, Mia.
01:06:41If you want to win, you've got to give them a show, right?
01:06:43Yeah.
01:06:44Plus, I like kissing you.
01:06:46What were you saying?
01:06:48Oh, nothing that I, um, I just thought I'm really...
01:07:00Shit, that's my dad.
01:07:01What is he doing here?
01:07:02He never comes to my games.
01:07:04What if I fuck up?
01:07:05Hey, Connor, you're going to be fine.
01:07:10This is the big game, Mia.
01:07:13This is the only game he cares about.
01:07:15Hey, look at me.
01:07:17I already know what happens.
01:07:18Remember?
01:07:21Listen, in the last moment, take that three-pointer.
01:07:25It'll seem impossible, but trust me...
01:07:32I trust you.
01:07:35And here we go, everyone.
01:07:37The big championship game.
01:07:38The Fairfield Lions versus the Falcons for the big one.
01:07:42Here we go.
01:07:42Ladies and gentlemen, let's begin.
01:08:11And 10 seconds left.
01:08:13The home team is down two points, and Connor Oliver has the ball.
01:08:22He's going to risk it all on the three-pointer.
01:08:32He's going to risk it all on the three-pointer.
01:08:34And there he goes.
01:08:39Yes, he scores!
01:08:41The Fairfield Lions, 49-48, and they win the game!
01:08:55Let's go!
01:08:57First, an A, and now this.
01:09:02Expect me at all your college games, Con.
01:09:09I'm sorry for missing out on this.
01:09:13And on you.
01:09:18I couldn't be more proud, son.
01:09:21Looks like you got a fan who feels the same.
01:09:25Congratulations.
01:09:25Please.
01:09:26You help.
01:09:29Yeah.
01:09:30You were right about everything.
01:09:33Oh!
01:09:34Am I being pumped?
01:09:36That pipply mouth-weather isn't going to steal ConCon and my crown!
01:09:41We will take her down with the dance.
01:09:44For good!
01:09:45I won because of you.
01:09:46No, no.
01:09:47He won because of you.
01:09:49I just gave you a little hint.
01:09:51But I do accept payment and kisses.
01:09:57I could do a lot better than that.
01:10:09Wait.
01:10:11Should we be doing this?
01:10:13I mean, what about your crush to the girl you've worked so hard for?
01:10:17It's you, Mia.
01:10:19It always has been.
01:10:24Holy circuit.
01:10:25My crush.
01:10:26I can't.
01:10:31I can't.
01:10:34I can't.
01:10:40I can't.
01:10:43I can't.
01:11:13Good morning, beautiful.
01:11:17You're staring again.
01:11:20Five more minutes.
01:11:23You're kind of distracting.
01:11:27Should we just ditch school and do this all day?
01:11:31I can't have a chem test.
01:11:33This was your chem test.
01:11:36And you passed with flying colors.
01:11:44Okay, say we do skip class.
01:11:49And what about brown tonight?
01:11:54Oh, you still wanted to go to this?
01:11:58I figured I would just ask my crush.
01:12:00You're never going to let that go.
01:12:06It's just that you're the valedictorian.
01:12:09How did you not figure out that I've liked you since ninth grade?
01:12:14Because I looked like Chewbacca back then.
01:12:17What?
01:12:18What?
01:12:18Yeah.
01:12:19I actually like the frizzy hair.
01:12:22And those, like, striped turtlenecks.
01:12:25No, you didn't.
01:12:26Yeah.
01:12:26It's so hot.
01:12:31Okay, so, hurry up and ask me though.
01:12:36Oh, you want me to ask you?
01:12:37Yes, please.
01:12:38Oh, I gotta do it properly.
01:12:43Mia Watkins, will you...
01:12:53Will you officially be my prom date?
01:12:57And my girlfriend?
01:13:01Yes, I will go with you.
01:13:02And I will absolutely be your girlfriend.
01:13:11Come on.
01:13:12Let's go win that crown.
01:13:14Five more minutes, you said.
01:13:16No.
01:13:20I am going to give you the perfect Princess Diaries moment.
01:13:26Jess will not be able to sabotage your night.
01:13:29Maybe she's going to.
01:13:32I don't know.
01:13:34You want to beg at the game.
01:13:35Maybe.
01:13:36Maybe she's given help.
01:13:40No.
01:13:43She won't.
01:13:47I know she won't because...
01:13:50I've lived it.
01:13:53I'm sorry, say it again.
01:13:56Okay.
01:13:58This is going to sound insane.
01:13:59Chris, but you're my best friend.
01:14:01So, I have to tell you the truth.
01:14:03I...
01:14:07I'm from...
01:14:09The future.
01:14:17Okay.
01:14:19Yeah, the future. Cool.
01:14:21Are you, like, totally freaked out?
01:14:23Are you going to, like, call my parents or the cops?
01:14:26Or, uh, an exorcist?
01:14:27No.
01:14:28You're not...
01:14:30Mia, you're not crazy.
01:14:32And you're not a liar.
01:14:34If you say you're from the future...
01:14:37I believe you.
01:14:43Okay, okay.
01:14:44There'll be the future scoop.
01:14:46How's Lost Island?
01:14:47Oh, and was I right about Lance Bass?
01:14:48Yes.
01:14:49Okay, um, they got off the island.
01:14:51Uh, Lance does come out.
01:14:53And they're doing a bulky reboot.
01:14:57The future's violent.
01:14:58You have no idea.
01:15:00But, this dance could change my life, actually.
01:15:05So, will you help me with this dance?
01:15:08No.
01:15:09Come in.
01:15:11But, before we close the whole mouth, that is Jess.
01:15:16Let's go.
01:15:43You look like a queen.
01:15:45You look like a queen.
01:15:46Thanks.
01:15:48Hopefully I will be.
01:16:04Welcome, students, to this year's 2006 Senior Prom.
01:16:15You have one hour left to vote for this year's Prom King
01:16:18and Prom Queen.
01:16:21Yay!
01:16:24Ready to go back to being a troll.
01:16:27Ready to need therapy after I live?
01:16:30We're going down, Watkins.
01:16:33Bring it on, Jessica.
01:16:38Okay.
01:16:45Oh, Hong Kong.
01:16:47You look so great.
01:16:49Black is definitely in your color.
01:16:51Oh, thanks.
01:16:52FYI, this is your last chance to make the right choice.
01:16:57Oh, my God.
01:16:59Give it up, Jessica.
01:17:00I don't...
01:17:01I want Mia.
01:17:03Ugh!
01:17:04But I want you.
01:17:05We are perfect together.
01:17:07Why would you date a dishrag when you can have an icon?
01:17:11Oh, shut up and look hot.
01:17:14Con Con.
01:17:14Think about your future.
01:17:17My life is going to be amazing.
01:17:19Amazing.
01:17:21It could be.
01:17:23If you worked on yourself and stopped screwing everyone over.
01:17:28You can be better than this, Jess.
01:17:35I know you didn't want this before, but open it.
01:17:47Just...
01:17:49Hey, don't do what you're planning to do tonight, okay?
01:17:55It could save your future if you don't.
01:18:03I'm not planning on doing anything other than winning.
01:18:13Ugh!
01:18:17I tried.
01:18:19Principal Davis, there are kids doing drugs in the bathroom.
01:18:23I think it's crack cane.
01:18:27I don't know, but just go get them!
01:18:30Hurry, they are dying!
01:18:53Everyone, it is time to count the votes for this year's Prom Queen!
01:18:59Let's welcome our Prom Queen finalists to the stage.
01:19:03Neil Watkins and Jessica Hart.
01:19:06Woo!
01:19:08And as expected, give it up for your Prom King Basketball All-Star,
01:19:15Connor Oliver!
01:19:28Connor?
01:19:34While I finish counting the votes, let's hear it from our Prom Queen finalists.
01:19:41Let's start with Jessica Hart.
01:19:45I would like to thank all of my die-hard fans who voted for me the last four years.
01:19:52I'm so excited to leave high school and represent hot, popular, rich people everywhere.
01:20:04Hi.
01:20:06I shouldn't be here.
01:20:10That's what I told myself the past four years.
01:20:14I wasn't good enough.
01:20:17I wasn't pretty enough.
01:20:18I wasn't strong enough.
01:20:22But I'm here now.
01:20:26And I'm here to represent all of you.
01:20:29The misfits, the outcasts.
01:20:32Anyone who's ever felt alone.
01:20:37You're not.
01:20:41I'm here to be.
01:20:49All right.
01:20:51Ladies and gentlemen.
01:20:52The votes are in.
01:20:53It looks like we have a winner.
01:21:02and your 2006 prom queen winner is
01:21:11Jessica Hart
01:21:18I'm so sorry
01:21:19Hey, it's okay
01:21:20This is your moment, you earned it
01:21:28I knew you guys wouldn't let me hear the dumpster fire steal my crown
01:21:35Smile, King
01:21:36That's what I hear about
01:21:41You were right
01:21:43You saw it all
01:21:47And you believe to me
01:21:52Out of the waste
01:21:53You freak, this is for royalty only
01:21:55Oh, shut it, 9021-ho
01:21:59Mia has something to say
01:22:01I warned you
01:22:12Mia? Mia? Mia? Mia Watkins?
01:22:14They're all for Mia and I saw Jessica throw them out
01:22:18What? No! These are fake! Principal Davis, this is a set up!
01:22:25Mia... Is this true?
01:22:27No, no, actually... Jessica lied, bribed and cheated her way to the crown, okay? Mia... Mia actually cares about this
01:22:38class. It's no wonder that she won. Fairly. But don't take it from me.
01:22:45Let's see, show of hands
01:22:46Who voted for Mia?
01:22:53Mia! Mia! Mia! Mia! Mia! Mia! Mia! Mia! Mia!
01:22:59I actually voted for me
01:23:01I never doubted that
01:23:04Or you
01:23:12High school bucket list item number fifteen
01:23:16Embrace your inner queen
01:23:19The crown is mine
01:23:21I'm the popular one
01:23:23I'm hot and I'm skinny
01:23:25And I'm a fucking cheerleader
01:23:26What more do you people want?
01:23:47Jessica, first you cheated
01:23:48Now you could have killed someone
01:23:50This is grounds for expulsion
01:23:52Security!
01:23:54No! No, it was Mia!
01:23:56She... she knows things
01:23:58She's like a psychic or a witch or something
01:24:01I swear!
01:24:02Bye-bye, bimbo
01:24:04No!
01:24:14She's so nasty
01:24:17That's nothing, Mia. Come on.
01:24:19You'll get it in a few years
01:24:19No! No! This isn't right!
01:24:22You suck!
01:24:25You're cheating
01:24:28Curse on you, queen bitch!
01:24:32Here
01:24:34Take this
01:24:36No, I can't take that
01:24:38Yes
01:24:38I want you to
01:24:41Go away no matter when
01:24:43Or where you are
01:24:44You can find me
01:24:46Time-traveling nerd
01:24:48Time-traveling nerd
01:24:50Get back here
01:25:04Mia, hey
01:25:06Mia
01:25:10You okay?
01:25:11Connor
01:25:12What happened?
01:25:14What happened?
01:25:21You tripped and fell
01:25:23You alright?
01:25:25Yeah
01:25:31Where's Jessica?
01:25:33Jessica?
01:25:34Jessica?
01:25:35Jessica Hart?
01:25:38I don't know, she's probably in prison by now
01:25:40Remember she got arrested at prom?
01:25:43I haven't seen her since 2006
01:25:50Everything that happened in senior year came too
01:25:56But that's all in the past
01:25:59I wanna focus on the future
01:26:02Mia Watkins
01:26:04Since
01:26:04Since the first time I met you
01:26:06In freshman year
01:26:08I loved you
01:26:10You were
01:26:11The cutest
01:26:13Glasses wearing
01:26:15Nerd I ever met
01:26:19And from our wild study sessions
01:26:22To
01:26:23Winning prom king and queen
01:26:25Senior year
01:26:27To taking on the whole world
01:26:29I
01:26:30I couldn't ask for a better nerd
01:26:33To be my partner
01:26:38Mia Watkins
01:26:42Will you marry me?
01:26:44Hurry up and say yes
01:26:45I have to get back home to Lance
01:26:49Yes
01:26:56I can't believe this is happening
01:26:59You're a time traveler Mia
01:27:01You didn't see this coming?
01:27:03Yeah
01:27:05Us getting engaged?
01:27:06No
01:27:08Not in a million years
01:27:10But hey, I guess
01:27:13Some things
01:27:14You never see coming
01:27:17I always knew
01:27:22Let's go
01:27:26Before we leave
01:27:27Who the fuck is
01:27:31They're the goats
01:27:32And now
01:27:33No one
01:27:34Makes me
01:27:35Feel like you
01:27:36Do
01:27:37We
01:27:37And
01:27:38No one
01:27:40Sets my body
01:27:41On firefighters
01:27:42No one
01:27:44Gives me shivers like you
01:27:48Oh, no one does it, baby
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