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03:35Oye, disculpa, Juan Carlos, que estoy entrando en una reunión
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26:18I'm gonna make some of you.
26:20That's what I'm gonna do.
26:21You can take the gun or take the gun.
26:24Just because you're looking bad.
26:25What a good day.
26:26Well, the adults are going to the institute.
26:29Yes, but they respect.
26:32And they call them brother,
26:34and that's nice.
26:37You want to call me brother?
26:39Well, in public, no.
26:41But if you're in private,
26:43I don't care.
26:46Coño, a bottle.
26:53What are you doing?
26:54We've got 10 minutes of turn.
26:56You see me.
26:58Brother.
27:05Hey, chavales, chavales.
27:07It's going to be fine.
27:07Justine, doing it all.
27:09No, no, we're going to go.
27:11I'm not even here now.
27:12No, don't you see any from me.
27:13We're done.
27:14Have we done anything.
27:15Take everything out of your bag.
27:17What are you kidding me?
27:19What are you kidding me?
27:21Let's go down a car.
27:22If you're a friend.
27:23That's right.
27:24Take the camera.
27:25Keep the camera.
27:26Get it, look.
27:26Yeah, okay.
27:27Yes, yes, yes.
27:28Take everything.
27:30What are you doing?
27:32What is it?
27:39Hello, how are you?
27:40Hello.
27:41I'm going to go down.
27:42Yeah?
27:43I don't like your training system.
27:46What is it that you don't like exactly?
27:48Ah, hello.
27:49Hello, how are you?
27:50Well, I do the whole body all day.
27:52Also, I've discovered a more comfortable system.
27:55What?
27:57Dextrimolol, 20 mg.
27:59Fancy.
28:00My husband has accepted me a Lidia.
28:02And Iuisco.
28:04And I've been taking a dessert.
28:07That's a very dangerous.
28:08It's no messes.
28:09I'm not an old age 38.
28:10And the flaccidess.
28:12I'm not a sinner, I'm not a fitness.
28:14I'm not a fitness.
28:15I'm going to go down the water.
28:17I'm going to go down the water.
28:18I'm going to go down the water.
28:19You're not sure.
28:22I'm going down the water.
28:23Now we're going to do it.
28:24You're going to be zero flexible.
28:27Listen, eh...
28:28Esther.
28:28Esther, if you take a bonus of 20 sessions with me,
28:33you're going to do personal training.
28:35I promise you I'll put the culo like a rock.
28:40I'm going to do it.
28:41And, of course, I'll personalize a diet.
28:44I'm going to repent.
28:46Well, that's it.
28:47That's a lot to put in the COVID-19 world.
28:50That critic is very easy.
28:52But I'll always be grateful to the children.
28:55Because, thanks to that virus, I learned to make pan.
28:58Todos learned to make pan.
29:01That's why it's called Pandemia.
29:07You're enjoying it, eh?
29:08Eh...
29:09I'm sorry, but I don't see the monologues.
29:12They look a bit pathetic.
29:15Well, I've been well chosen.
29:17No, but...
29:18I don't know.
29:19I don't know.
29:19I see a lot of people who are frustrated,
29:22but they try to call their attention
29:24and rentabilize their personal issues.
29:26Well, even ajenas.
29:27That's even worse.
29:28And, of course,
29:29it's always the atalaya of supposed superiority intelectual.
29:32Well...
29:33That's what I'm talking about.
29:35...conting chistes...
29:36That's what I'm talking about, Augusto.
29:38Now I'm coming.
29:39Something...
29:40...un león que se comía una pastilla de jabón y ahora espuna...
29:43...¡Jejeje!
29:48Jorge!
29:49Jorge!
29:49Bueno...
29:49Ya no os torturo más.
29:51¡Os dejo con mi compañera, Lorena Lorenzo!
29:55Jorge!
29:56Jorge!
29:58Jorge!
29:59Bueno, buenas noches.
30:00¿Cómo estamos?
30:01Antes de empezar a rentabilizar mis miserias,
30:04I would like to ask a very strong applause for my Tinder Tinder
30:09this night, who hates the monologues,
30:11but is sitting there suffering to see if he's able to put me on.
30:16Let's go, Santi, the hope is the last one that's lost.
30:22I had to have seen you.
30:24There were 20 or 30, 30 chavales.
30:29Grandotes, eh?
30:29They were just some mostrencos.
30:31And Julián Cagao.
30:33Are you in the room?
30:36Luis, I'm very rara.
30:39I'm missing the air.
30:40I have some horror problems, but I'm very content.
30:44I have a paranoia.
30:46I have emergency.
30:47How do I have emergency?
30:48No, no, no, no.
30:49I want to be a medical.
30:50That's of the tea.
30:51Or the sanfetas of the child.
30:53How?
30:55I'm sure that I'm sure.
30:57That's of my mother.
30:58How many times have you taken?
30:59Four.
31:01Five.
31:02It's not bad.
31:03What's that?
31:04It's not bad.
31:05It's not bad.
31:05I'm going to go.
31:06I'm going to go.
31:07It's not a good excuse to no lie.
31:10It's not a good excuse to lie.
31:11It's not a good excuse to lie.
31:12It's not bad.
31:13It's not bad.
31:13That's a bad guy.
31:14Look, I told you that he's a prospect.
31:16No me por este ojo.
31:18En serio, que me he reído muchísimo.
31:20Lo que son los prejuicios, sé que es muy fuerte.
31:23Hombre, había un chiste un poco bestia.
31:25Bueno, los mismos que hacen ellos.
31:27Lo que pasa es que en nosotras os suena más feo.
31:29Como nosotras no tenemos la misma gracia.
31:31No, tenéis más, ¿eh?
31:33Bueno, tú por lo menos.
31:34Además, lo escribes tú todo, ¿no?
31:36Sí, yo solita.
31:38Increíble, ¿eh?
31:40Eh...
31:41Perdona, no me malinterpretes.
31:43No quería parecer condescendiente.
31:44Santi, eres un machilulo de manual.
31:46No, no, no, eso sí que no, ¿eh?
31:48No.
31:49Me llevo fenomenal con todas las mujeres.
31:51Solo quería resaltar tu gran actuación,
31:54porque la verdad es que me ha parecido cojonuda.
31:56Y el resto, un coñazo.
31:57Vamos, año en luz.
31:59Lo bueno, cojonudo.
32:00Lo malo, un coñazo.
32:01¿Ves por dónde voy?
32:03Bueno, es una forma de hablar.
32:05Uno piensa como habla, corazón.
32:06¿Y somos lo que comemos?
32:08¿Eso qué tiene que ver?
32:10No, no.
32:11Es que estoy un poco descolocado ahora mismo.
32:14Mira, mejor vámonos yendo a mi casa, porque se hace tarde.
32:17Pensaba que ya no...
32:18Como yo tengo que descartar a todos los machilulos que se me cruzan,
32:21se me reconstruye, Jiménez.
32:22Vamos.
32:25Espera.
32:33Espera, espera, espera, espera.
32:34Solo sexo oral, ¿vale?
32:37¿Eso?
32:37No...
32:37Lo siento, pero para mí toda penetración es una violación.
32:42Ah, eh...
32:43Claro.
32:45Eh...
32:46Voy, voy.
32:50Santi.
32:51¿Eh?
32:52Que... que era una broma.
32:54Pero vamos, que ya que estás...
33:04Hija, ¿qué haces...?
33:05Hija.
33:07Hija.
33:08Hija.
33:09¿Qué haces desperta a estas horas?
33:12Quería hablar contigo.
33:14¿Conmigo?
33:15¿Qué pasa?
33:16Papá, un depresivo en casa, vale.
33:18Pero dos ya no.
33:19¿Eh?
33:20Amigo, que se han cerrado en tu cuarto.
33:21Lleva llorando toda la noche.
33:23¿Raúl llorando?
33:25¿Qué le pasa?
33:26Lo que sé, no sé.
33:28Sois amigos, ¿no os contáis vuestras movidas?
33:32¿Contar movi...?
33:33No.
33:34Qué gente más rara.
33:35Has trompado con Lorena, por lo menos.
33:37Sí, sí, sí, sí, sí.
33:39Oye, ¿tú me ves más chirulo?
33:43Eso que sí.
33:46Atención alerta, beauty.
33:48Con el nuevo contorno de ojos de Francesca Fabretti,
33:52mis patas de gallo están encantadas.
33:54Mira, tenéis que probarlo, chicas, luego no digáis...
33:57¿Pero qué patas de gallo?
33:59Dos mil pavos le han pagado.
34:01Ya está cobrando más que tú.
34:03Lo mío es vocacional, yo salvo vidas.
34:05Cuando coge la señal de stop en el pase de cebra, ¿qué es decir?
34:08Oye, chicos, ¿por qué no hablamos de nuestras cosas?
34:11¿Qué estamos haciendo?
34:12No, joder, me refiero a...
34:13Yo que sé, a contarnos, pues, nuestros problemas, nuestros sentimientos,
34:18no sé, lo que nos preocupa de verdad.
34:23Yo es que para hablar de eso no quedo.
34:25Anoche estabas llorando.
34:26Algo te pasaría, ¿no?
34:27Yo.
34:29Sí, a la tele.
34:30Ajá.
34:32¿O tú?
34:33¿Cómo te sientes después de que te hayan echado del curro
34:34de esa forma tan humillante?
34:36Pues de puta madre.
34:37No se me nota.
34:39¿Estás a apuntar el paro?
34:40Ni me voy a apuntar.
34:41Eso es de perdedores, hombre.
34:42Yo es que ahora mismo no tengo ningún problema así importante.
34:48Anoche estuve buceando por internet.
34:50¿Y sabéis cómo se llama esto que os está pasando?
34:53Masculinidad tóxica.
34:55Pues hay que equilibrar el pH.
34:56¿Puerta cervecita?
35:02A ver, yo una cosa sí quería contaros.
35:05Bien.
35:06Raúl, bien.
35:07Ábrete, cuéntanos.
35:08¿Qué? ¿Qué pasa?
35:09Lu ya no quiere tener mis cosas a su nombre.
35:12Es que alguno de vosotros se anima a echarme un cable.
35:17¡Patricia, por favor, hombre!
35:19Perdón.
35:20Se me descontrola el robot.
35:21Ay, pierde más drones que los americanos en Afganistán.
35:25¿No me habéis contestado?
35:28Eh...
35:28Birra, sí.
35:29Sí, por favor.
35:30No.
35:31No.
35:32No.
35:35No.
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