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00:01:29with a woman why yes mr. Omar that's uncanny
00:01:36call it a gift please continue when the maid came in the next morning no Clinton
00:01:44what of these mysterious woman there was no sign of either of them
00:01:49you know the really strange they found ashes in his bed ashes now what's so
00:02:00strange about that perhaps mr. deadweller smokes in his sleep 50 pounds of ashes
00:02:07okay smokes that's a lot of ashes what's more they found these among
00:02:14them Clinton's gold watch and gold necklace they are
00:02:24valuable oh very Clinton would never go anywhere without them that's why I know
00:02:32something terrible's happened to my Clinton oh wait miss it that weather these
00:02:40things of your husband they're just forcing with psychic vibrations
00:02:44I will keep them for further study of course anything before we begin necessary
00:02:54to pursue the spirits it's more donations I beg your pardon cash in advance oh I see
00:03:16I like that one they should have these the spirits from beyond and they will give
00:03:25give us their full cooperation
00:03:31I was in years ago but I warn you I must have absolute silence
00:03:37you must not speak
00:03:40you must not speak
00:03:41the spirit of the spirit who speaks to you
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00:03:48Elohim
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00:04:21the Black Peek. I am summoning Clinton, Deathweiler. Hey, Clinton! Are you out there?
00:04:48Well, hello there, Missy. Are you from around these apartments?
00:04:57Clint! Clint, honey! Is that really you?
00:05:01I don't believe I called you, darling.
00:05:05Why, Clint! It's your wife, Amanda!
00:05:08I don't get back to Dallas nearly as often as I'd like.
00:05:12Give me an excuse to see me for the old lady, you know what I mean?
00:05:16What? What's she like? Nothing special.
00:05:20Why, hell, she ain't half as pretty as you are.
00:05:24Why, you son of a bitch!
00:05:28Why, ain't you the feisty little minx?
00:05:32What say we go to my hotel room and, uh, hustle around?
00:05:38Well, here we are, darling. The Lyndon B. Johnson suite.
00:05:44Hey! So, take your little fanny over here and I'll show you a real Dixon Longhorn!
00:05:54Oh, my God!
00:05:57Oh, my God!
00:06:00Oh!
00:06:02Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
00:06:06Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
00:06:07Oh, that's right, baby.
00:06:08Oh, oh, oh. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:06:11Ride the big stallion alone!
00:06:26Well, that was some mess.
00:06:32If you think I'm going to sit here and listen to you get your hog washed by some floozy,
00:06:40well, you are sadly mistaken.
00:06:43If you see Mr. Omar in there, will you kindly tell him I can show myself out?
00:06:50Wait, what are you doing down there?
00:06:53Hey, watch the teeth, will you?
00:06:54Hey, cut it out.
00:06:56Hey, go.
00:07:04Clint, honey, what's wrong?
00:07:07He's gone.
00:07:10He beat him.
00:07:11He beat him in the...
00:07:13He beat him in the...
00:07:16Oh, my God.
00:07:17He sees me.
00:07:19Get away.
00:07:20Get away, my spirit.
00:07:22No, no, no, no, no.
00:07:23He's gone.
00:07:25He's gone.
00:07:32He's gone.
00:07:34He's gone.
00:07:35What's the matter, bitch?
00:07:37I thought I told you once already,
00:07:40thank you to a big mouth shot.
00:07:54I've got to sing a song and it won't be long.
00:07:57One, two, and one, two, three, four.
00:08:13Don't give us, suck me, suck you, suck your brains all out until you go to the blue.
00:08:20Look into her eyes and there's no glimmer.
00:08:26Better cross yourself because she's a sinner.
00:08:32She was bound to dominate your soul.
00:08:38Sorority sister sucking my rock and roll.
00:08:43If it's for the rat girl you've been waiting.
00:08:49Look again cause she's in me with things.
00:08:55She's a demon force beyond control.
00:09:01Sorority sister sucking my rock and roll.
00:09:22She will drag you six feet in the hole.
00:09:28Sorority sister sucking my rock and roll.
00:09:37In my tragic refunds.
00:09:40Now you're going to the preacher.
00:09:43Forget about him when he gets.
00:09:45She sees a cross, she starts to hiss.
00:09:48She sees a cross, she spits out her stance.
00:09:51She's a super psycho mister.
00:09:57Many guys would think that she's a winner
00:10:03Had to think that's where you'll have to get her
00:10:09She's a little boy off your crest of growth
00:10:15She's a roaring sister, suck you butt
00:10:18Rock and roll
00:10:21She's a female, suck you butt
00:10:24Rock and roll
00:10:24She's a female, suck you butt
00:10:26Rock and roll
00:10:27She's a female, suck you butt
00:10:30Bless my soul
00:11:13I said, could someone get me a hand?
00:11:22I said, could someone give me a hand here?
00:11:29Thanks a lot
00:11:30Huh?
00:11:33Thanks a lot
00:11:36Oh, you're welcome
00:11:46Hey kiddo, finally made it back
00:11:48You won't believe how much stuff they had there
00:11:51I could have stayed all night
00:11:53Let me guess, a flea market
00:11:57What else?
00:12:00This is becoming a compulsion
00:12:02You can't get anything else into your room
00:12:05And now you're starting to fill up the attic in the garage
00:12:08Oh, lay off, will ya?
00:12:10I mean, you gotta have your hobbies
00:12:13God knows we don't have any boyfriends
00:12:15I do
00:12:17Sort of
00:12:18Well, at least you got your music
00:12:21And me, I like to cook
00:12:23We know
00:12:24Hello
00:12:25Well, and I don't see why Marcy shouldn't feel free to collect her...
00:12:30Antiques?
00:12:32Yeah
00:12:32Hey, look, all I'm saying is I don't want to piss off the other girls
00:12:37We barely made it into this sorority
00:12:40And I don't wanna get kicked out
00:12:43Oh, don't worry
00:12:46Wanna see what I got?
00:12:47Sure
00:12:49Melody?
00:12:50Okay
00:12:53Look at this
00:12:54Isn't this darling?
00:12:55I can't wait till the weather gets warm so I can wear it
00:12:58Boy, it goes great with her eyes, doesn't it?
00:13:02I couldn't resist these
00:13:06Oh, what are they?
00:13:08Matching salt and pepper shakers
00:13:10Oh, great!
00:13:12We could use them the next time we entertain
00:13:14Yeah, especially if Mr. Green Jeans comes over
00:13:25Hey, I didn't know you wore these
00:13:27I don't
00:13:28I bought them
00:13:30For you
00:13:31Oh, thanks!
00:13:33Oh, break it up, you guys
00:13:36What else did you get?
00:13:39A hand-carved coconut monkey head
00:13:43No
00:13:43My dad bought me one like this exactly in Florida when I was six years old
00:13:48And then my baby brother smashed it with a hammer
00:13:51I cried for weeks
00:13:53I'll bet
00:13:55Oh
00:13:58I never see these anymore
00:14:01I can't imagine why
00:14:05It would look great on top of the piano
00:14:07Oh, no, no
00:14:09You bought it for yourself
00:14:11And I think it would really look good in your room
00:14:14Don't you agree, Mickey?
00:14:16Oh, yes, absolutely
00:14:17Yeah
00:14:18You're sure?
00:14:19Oh, yeah, trust me
00:14:22Wow
00:14:24Hey
00:14:25Is this for real?
00:14:27Oh, yeah, it's a real crystal
00:14:28Feel how heavy it is
00:14:31But I mean, is it, well, you know, magical?
00:14:35Well, the guy who sold it to me said it once belonged to a medium
00:14:39A medium what?
00:14:41A spiritualist
00:14:42A fortune teller
00:14:44Oh
00:14:46Well, why did he get rid of it?
00:14:47Did he change careers?
00:14:49Um, no
00:14:50I died
00:14:53You mean I'm holding a dead medium's ball?
00:14:56Oh, come on, Mickey
00:14:57It's just a piece of glass
00:15:02Well, I don't know
00:15:03This stuff scares me
00:15:04I mean, I saw this movie once
00:15:06Where these guys broke into this Egyptian tomb
00:15:09And they stole these artifacts
00:15:10And this vampire lady
00:15:12She put a curse on
00:15:13And it
00:15:15It was so funny
00:15:17You are
00:15:18You're not supposed to take that stuff seriously
00:15:21It'll rot your brain
00:15:23I don't even like those films
00:15:26One stupid zombie picture was enough for me
00:15:30I don't know
00:15:32You start messing around
00:15:33And your head starts to do a 360
00:15:36Don't say I didn't warn you
00:15:38Hey
00:15:39It's pretty quiet around here
00:15:41Where is everybody?
00:15:43Didn't you know?
00:15:45Everybody is gone for the weekend
00:15:48Everyone?
00:15:49Everyone except us
00:15:51Carol and Dawn went camping with their boyfriends
00:15:54Joy, Nancy and Megan are down in Palm Springs
00:15:59And Missy went to the Bahamas with her folks
00:16:02What about Cindy?
00:16:03Oh, gee
00:16:05Oh, gee
00:16:05Oh, luck with Bob Margolis
00:16:08No, really?
00:16:09They're probably in Vegas by now
00:16:13And that leaves the three of us alone for the whole weekend
00:16:17Well, you know guys, we've never had the place all to ourselves
00:16:20Seems like we ought to do something special
00:16:23Like what?
00:16:25Hey, I know
00:16:26Let's have a party
00:16:28And invite who?
00:16:30Everybody's gone
00:16:31Well, I don't mean the girls
00:16:34Let's get some guys over here
00:16:38Um, Melody, I don't mean to be a wet blanket
00:16:41But we don't know any guys
00:16:42Well, what about Kevin?
00:16:44The one you went out with last month?
00:16:47Yeah
00:16:48Wasn't he that physics major?
00:16:51Real shy
00:16:52Yeah
00:16:53I had to take his hand and put it down my blouse
00:16:57Oh, you never told us that
00:16:59You old monster
00:17:01What happened?
00:17:05Nothing
00:17:05He got his class ring caught in my butt
00:17:10And it took ten minutes to get it loose
00:17:12He ran all the way back to the dorm
00:17:15And he never called you after that
00:17:17You came on too strong
00:17:19No!
00:17:20I think he was just embarrassed
00:17:22Oh yeah, but even if you do get him to come over
00:17:25What about us?
00:17:27I'll tell him to bring two of his fraternity brothers
00:17:31Hold it
00:17:32This is starting to sound like a blind date
00:17:36Hey, so what if it is?
00:17:38I mean, uh
00:17:40We kind of beat sitting around on a Saturday night by ourselves
00:17:44And what have we got to lose?
00:17:48Heh
00:17:50Yeah
00:18:06Hello?
00:18:07Hello Kevin, this is Melody
00:18:09Melody
00:18:10What a surprise
00:18:12I was wondering why you haven't called me
00:18:16I've been really busy studying for a big exam
00:18:19For a whole month?
00:18:22Well actually
00:18:24I was afraid that you were mad at me
00:18:26Why?
00:18:29For trying to take advantage of you
00:18:31Kevin, I practically raped you
00:18:35What was that?
00:18:38Nothing
00:18:38It was just the TV
00:18:43Gosh, Melody
00:18:45Does that mean that you
00:18:48I mean, you really do?
00:18:52Like me?
00:18:53Of course I like you
00:18:57Whoa!
00:18:59Kevin, are you still there?
00:19:01Yes, Melody
00:19:02I'm here
00:19:03Good
00:19:04Because there was something else I wanted to ask you
00:19:06Yeah?
00:19:07What is it?
00:19:08Well, me and a couple friends from Tri-Eda-Pi are having a party
00:19:14And would like you to come?
00:19:16Tonight?
00:19:17Oh, gee Melody, I don't know
00:19:19I have a big trigonometry test on Monday
00:19:22Kevin!
00:19:23All right
00:19:24All right, I'll be there
00:19:26Oh, good
00:19:27And, um, if you could bring along a couple of other guys for Mickey and Marcy
00:19:32Yeah, a couple of humps
00:19:35What?
00:19:36Um, you don't want to be the only boy here, do you?
00:19:40Two guys, huh?
00:19:42I might be able to find somebody
00:19:45Who are the girls? Do I know them?
00:19:47Um, yeah, I'm sure you remember Mickey
00:19:50She made the president of the home economics class last fall
00:19:55Oh, yeah
00:19:56She's the one with the great big...
00:20:00Smile
00:20:01What about the other one?
00:20:04Marcy
00:20:04Oh, she's a history major
00:20:07I don't know any history majors
00:20:09Hey, well, you will after tonight
00:20:11See you at seven, bye
00:20:16Well?
00:20:18He's coming
00:20:19And he's bringing a couple of guys
00:20:23What are their names?
00:20:25Who cares? They're guys
00:20:27Yeah
00:20:28Okay, here's the plan
00:20:30Okay, Mickey, you take care of the food
00:20:32And Marcy and I'll fix up the place
00:20:35Sure thing
00:20:36Before we get started
00:20:37Could you help me finish unloading the car?
00:20:40Oh, you mean there's more?
00:20:42Sure, there's lots of goodies still out there
00:20:44I never knew they made a six-foot lava lamp
00:20:51You guys are not going to believe this
00:20:54What's up?
00:20:55Time for class?
00:20:57You keep reading that stuff, dude
00:20:59You're going to go blind
00:21:00Screw you, Freddy
00:21:01What's going on?
00:21:03I just got a call from Melody Hoffmeyer
00:21:06The chick you struck out with last month?
00:21:09Maybe I didn't strike out
00:21:10Like I said, she called me
00:21:13So, big deal, what's that got to do with us?
00:21:16She just invited the three of us to a party at the Try Ada Pie House
00:21:20When?
00:21:21Tonight at 7
00:21:22Oh, dudes, the Ada Pies are foxes
00:21:25Well, they're not all going to be there
00:21:27Just Melody and two of her sisters
00:21:29Well, that's okay, a piece of pie a piece
00:21:32Oh, wait a second
00:21:34Which two sisters?
00:21:36One of them's the girl who won that Home Ec Award last semester
00:21:39Thunder Thighs Johnson?
00:21:41No way, she's all yours pal
00:21:44Oh, sure, stick me with the wide ride
00:21:46Who's my date?
00:21:48The Elephant Man?
00:21:49She's a history major
00:21:51Her name's Marcy
00:21:53Not Marcy Feinberg
00:21:56You know her?
00:21:58She's in my biology class
00:22:00The glasses she wears make up half her body weight
00:22:03Well, in case you haven't looked in the mirror lately
00:22:05You're not exactly James Bond
00:22:07James Bond isn't James Bond anymore
00:22:10Look, you guys
00:22:11None of us are exactly the GQ types
00:22:14So why don't you just go and make the best of it?
00:22:16Sure, that's easy for you to say
00:22:17You get Melody
00:22:18I get Moby Dick
00:22:20Oh, she's not so hot
00:22:22I saw her once
00:22:23You could open a beer bottle with those buck teeth of hers
00:22:26You take that back, you little squid
00:22:28I should have known better than doing you a favor
00:22:30What kind of favor is fixing us up with the Gorgon sisters?
00:22:34Hey, look, dude, if you really don't like this Marcy chick, I'll take her
00:22:37And leave me with Mickey the Monster?
00:22:39Forget it
00:22:40Well, maybe the two of you could have an eating contest
00:22:44You're not going to murder one another
00:22:46You two can run up and join us
00:22:48The world's ugliest couple
00:22:49Who are you calling ugly sperm brat?
00:22:51Yeah, you look up ugly in the dictionary and find a picture of you
00:22:54Oh god, that was older than your underwear
00:22:56You keep out of this
00:22:57Not after what you said about Melody
00:22:59Well, what have we here?
00:23:02Looks like a bunch of fags to me.
00:23:04Yeah.
00:23:05You guys queering off down there or what?
00:23:07Hey, guys, it's not what you think.
00:23:08Really?
00:23:09Looks pretty fishy to me, doesn't it, guys?
00:23:11You see, me and the boys were just having a friendly little argument.
00:23:14Looks a little too friendly, homo.
00:23:17Back off, man.
00:23:18Now, I'd say you boys have committed a serious infraction against frat rules.
00:23:22What say I consult the manual?
00:23:24Good idea, Phil.
00:23:26Well, any brother or brothers caught participating in any kind of homosexual activity
00:23:31shall have all privileges suspended pending a review
00:23:35and public humiliation by his or their elder brothers.
00:23:40Seems like there's a new rule in that thing every time you open it.
00:23:43What, you don't believe it?
00:23:44It's in there right next to the rule against bestiality.
00:23:47Uh, bud, I think we took that rule out because of the time we, uh...
00:23:53Oh, yeah.
00:23:54I forgot.
00:23:55Look, you guys, this is ridiculous.
00:23:58For your information, we just got invited to a party at the Try-Eat-A-Pie house.
00:24:02Oh, yeah?
00:24:02So how come we didn't hear about it?
00:24:05Small party.
00:24:06Three gals and three guys.
00:24:07Yeah, you have to find your own women.
00:24:10Come on, they're lying.
00:24:13Oh, look, if you don't believe us,
00:24:14why don't you call the Eat-A-Pies and ask them?
00:24:19This alters everything.
00:24:20I had no idea you were so friendly with our sorority sisters.
00:24:23We'd never think to question the masculinity of any guy invited to party with the Eight-A-Pies.
00:24:29However, we do have certain rules regarding such matters.
00:24:32It is strictly forbidden for any uninitiated pledge to fraternize with any member of a sister sorority.
00:24:39The penalty for infringement is mandatory expulsion.
00:24:42Gosh, fellas, I'm sorry, but I'm afraid we're going to have to ground you for the weekend.
00:24:46Just to make sure you wouldn't do anything that would get you kicked out of this fraternity.
00:24:50Yeah, we'd hate for that to happen.
00:24:52You can't do this.
00:24:53You can't run our lives for us.
00:24:55Yes, we can.
00:24:56That's the entire point of being in a fraternity.
00:24:58And if you don't like it, you can pack up your shit and clear out.
00:25:02Have a nice evening.
00:25:08Those bastards, they can't get away with this.
00:25:10Oh, yes, they can.
00:25:11As long as we're here, we've got to play it their way.
00:25:13Either that or we wind up in the street.
00:25:15Yeah, and the main reason we joined is the free housing.
00:25:18So what are you going to do?
00:25:19Just sit there and let them ruin our love lives?
00:25:21Oh, what love lives?
00:25:23A minute ago, you were against the whole evening.
00:25:25Well, yeah, well, that was then.
00:25:27Now I feel like we shouldn't let those assholes push us around.
00:25:30It's the principle of the thing.
00:25:32Yeah.
00:25:33Okay, maybe we can sneak out without them noticing.
00:25:37It's not like they're going to be guarding our door.
00:25:41Oh, and by the way,
00:25:43just in case you guys were thinking of doing anything to jeopardize your fraternal careers,
00:25:47we're going to be standing guard outside the door here all night long.
00:26:03Let's find the green ones.
00:26:27What time is it now?
00:26:30It's two minutes later than the last time you asked.
00:26:348.35, that jerk.
00:26:38Maybe they're being fashionably late.
00:26:40Or fashionably not coming.
00:26:43Well, maybe they got run over by a bus.
00:26:47Let's face the facts.
00:26:49Some girls are popular and some aren't.
00:26:52I just thought this once.
00:26:57It's them.
00:26:58They're here.
00:27:01Telegram.
00:27:10Dear girls, stop.
00:27:12Came down with the flu.
00:27:14Stop.
00:27:14We'll stop by sometime.
00:27:16Stop.
00:27:17When we stop vomiting.
00:27:18Stop.
00:27:19Stop the guys.
00:27:21P.S.
00:27:23Surprise.
00:27:27Come on, come on, Dad.
00:27:33Sorry I'm late.
00:27:34It took us a while to get out of the dorm.
00:27:36Yeah, we had to climb out a window.
00:27:38Huh?
00:27:39I'll explain later.
00:27:41Melody, this is Freddie.
00:27:42This is Dwayne.
00:27:43Hi.
00:27:44Hi, I'm Mickey.
00:27:45I'm Marcy.
00:27:47Hi.
00:27:48Hi.
00:27:48Hi.
00:27:51So, this is the triade of my house.
00:27:54Yeah, this is it.
00:27:58It's nice, isn't it?
00:28:00Real nice.
00:28:07Well, is anybody hungry?
00:28:09I am.
00:28:10Come on in.
00:28:11I am.
00:28:17I am.
00:28:17What?
00:28:18Oh, man.
00:28:25I am.
00:28:38It sucks.
00:28:41leaning over, and a killer whale ate it.
00:28:44And this one, I got water on the lens,
00:28:47but this here is the dancing dolphins,
00:28:50or is it porpoises?
00:28:51It always confuses me.
00:28:53Yeah, me too.
00:28:54Oh, and this, here is Mount St. Helens,
00:28:57but before it exploded, we didn't stick around for that.
00:29:04So, my old man threw out and sent me to military school
00:29:06because he thought I was, like, retarded or something.
00:29:08Well, not, like, retarded.
00:29:09But, you know, I kept on making D's in school.
00:29:12So, Kevin helped me study, so I passed my test,
00:29:16and so my old man would send me to military school,
00:29:18but he didn't like the hair test.
00:29:21And then, I passed the test.
00:29:23You know, I got a B.
00:29:25And you know what happened?
00:29:26Do what?
00:29:27My old man died.
00:29:29Oh, my God.
00:29:31I'm sorry.
00:29:33It's okay, it wasn't my real dad.
00:29:35He was my stepdad who decided to drink it.
00:29:36But, you know, it just goes to show you,
00:29:38but he can't get appreciation from anybody.
00:29:41Oh, my God.
00:29:44Oh, my God.
00:29:44Anybody for Twister?
00:29:46Oh, my God.
00:29:47Yeah.
00:29:50Uh, hang on, girls.
00:29:53I'll be right with you.
00:29:57Hey, Dwayne.
00:29:57I told you I'd never been to marine land.
00:30:00Oh, my dude.
00:30:01Twister.
00:30:02Huh?
00:30:03You know, close bodily contact with members of the opposite sex.
00:30:06Oh, great.
00:30:07If she doesn't bore me to death, she'll impale me with her glasses.
00:30:12Back here, you guys.
00:30:16Left hand red.
00:30:18Oh, my hand.
00:30:28Ah.
00:30:29Oh, my hand.
00:30:30Hold it.
00:30:30Hold it.
00:30:31My hand.
00:30:32Left hand green.
00:30:34Oh, my God.
00:30:36Oh, my God.
00:30:38Oh, my God.
00:30:38Oh, my God.
00:30:40Wait a minute.
00:30:44Come on, you guys!
00:30:49I've always wondered about this, but I've never actually seen it done.
00:30:53Oh, it works like a charm.
00:30:54And then it goes in, five minutes later, a macro fall.
00:31:11Look!
00:31:13The fuck?
00:31:17Those sons of bitches!
00:31:19Listen to this.
00:31:20How the hell did they get past us?
00:31:22They must have gone out the window.
00:31:24From three floors up?
00:31:26They must have been pretty determined to go to that party.
00:31:29Well, they'll pay for this one.
00:31:30What are you gonna do?
00:31:31I haven't quite decided.
00:31:33It's got to be something suitable.
00:31:37You gonna kick them out of the frat like you said?
00:31:38Eventually.
00:31:40But not before inflicting some cruel and unusual punishment.
00:31:45Something so emotionally and psychologically damaging,
00:31:48it will scar them for the rest of their lives.
00:31:52Sounds great!
00:31:54Let's go visit the Tri-Aida Pies.
00:32:00Now it's fun!
00:32:02More fun than a barrel full of shaved apes.
00:32:04What do you want to do now?
00:32:06I don't know.
00:32:07Maybe we can get back to the dorm pretty soon.
00:32:09Oh, come on, dude.
00:32:11Don't be a party pooper.
00:32:12Yeah, it's early.
00:32:13It's only 11.30.
00:32:15All right.
00:32:16Just a little bit longer.
00:32:19So, anybody got any cards?
00:32:21I've got a better idea.
00:32:23Why don't we have a stay on?
00:32:25Marcy, what'd I tell you about that weird stuff?
00:32:28Oh, come on.
00:32:28It'll be fun.
00:32:29It'll give me a chance to use my crystal ball.
00:32:32Crystal ball?
00:32:33She bought it at a flea market.
00:32:35Well, count me out.
00:32:36I want no part of it.
00:32:38It's okay, Mickey.
00:32:40There's no harm in it.
00:32:41What's it supposed to do, anyway?
00:32:43See into another world?
00:32:45Communicate with the dead?
00:32:47That's what I've been doing all night.
00:32:49Hey, Kevin, come on.
00:32:51Help me clear the table.
00:32:52Yes.
00:32:55Hey, Mickey, what are you so worried about?
00:32:58I just don't like it, that's all.
00:33:00I mean, it's tampering with things that man is not meant to know.
00:33:05Hey, I saw that movie, too.
00:33:07Oh, you did.
00:33:10First, I have to sit through Marcy's life story and pictures
00:33:13while you two sing 15 choruses of Row, Row, Row Your Boat.
00:33:16And then I'm nearly crushed to death by Mickey the Monster while playing Twister,
00:33:20and now I have to put up with some spook show?
00:33:22Stop your whining.
00:33:23It beats the hell out of sitting around the dorm room
00:33:25being mentally abused by Phil and his Nazis.
00:33:28Besides, I think Marcy likes you.
00:33:30Oh, great.
00:33:31You know what they say about girls who wear glasses.
00:33:34What?
00:33:35What do they say?
00:33:37So, uh, how does this work?
00:33:39Don't ask me.
00:33:41Marcy's the expert.
00:33:42Well?
00:33:43I've never done it before.
00:33:45I've only read about it in a book.
00:33:47What book?
00:33:48The Complete Witch.
00:33:49Oh, that's it.
00:33:50I'm not sitting still for this.
00:33:53Oh, come on, Mickey.
00:33:54Don't be a spoiled sport.
00:33:56Mickey, it's okay.
00:33:58We're all here and nothing's gonna happen.
00:34:00Oh, okay.
00:34:03Okay, how do we start?
00:34:05Well, first we must draw a hexagram, a six-pointed star on the table.
00:34:10Oh, no.
00:34:12The girls would break if we mark up their dining set.
00:34:16Can't we get by without it?
00:34:17I guess so.
00:34:19But we have to make the room darker.
00:34:21Two candles flanking the glow.
00:34:24Sounds romantic.
00:34:26Two candles coming up!
00:34:29No.
00:34:30No.
00:34:31I don't think we should be doing this.
00:34:35It makes me feel like I should sleep in the closet.
00:34:40Like they used to ward off vampires.
00:34:43I'm surprised she doesn't sleep in the whole pizza under her pillow.
00:34:51Okay.
00:34:52Now what?
00:34:52I must encant six names of power.
00:34:56Okay.
00:34:57I have to look them up.
00:35:00Where the hell did that come from?
00:35:04Okay, let's see.
00:35:05Crystals.
00:35:06Crystal gazing.
00:35:07See scrying.
00:35:11Here we go.
00:35:12Scrying.
00:35:14Incantations.
00:35:15Six names of power.
00:35:17What is that?
00:35:18The yellow pages to the twilight zone?
00:35:21Quiet.
00:35:23Elohim.
00:35:25Adonai.
00:35:26Zeboah.
00:35:28Elyon.
00:35:29Sade.
00:35:30Tetra-graviton.
00:35:35Uh-oh.
00:35:36Everyone hold hands.
00:35:37Yes.
00:35:41Whatever happens, do not break the circle.
00:35:44What's going to happen?
00:35:46Now we must decide who we want to try to contact.
00:35:49So we can send a spirit guide to search for them.
00:35:52I had a dog I loved once.
00:35:56What'd he want it to do?
00:35:57Bark at you from beyond the grave?
00:35:59Hey, how about my stepdad?
00:36:01I could find out if he still wants me to go to military school.
00:36:05Spirits, hear me.
00:36:07Send forth one among you who can travel across your world of darkness.
00:36:12Someone to guide us through the black abyss.
00:36:15And don't forget to bring a flashlight.
00:36:18Shhh.
00:36:25Hey, that's not my stepdad.
00:36:28No.
00:36:30Who are you?
00:36:32I am Omar, guardian of the greater Boogie Boogie.
00:36:37I too in life sought to commune with the spirit world.
00:36:41And now I am a part of it.
00:36:50What happened to you?
00:36:51There are many very strange weird and powerful forces in this world.
00:36:59Some are just in depth alone.
00:37:03And some were doing things that man was not meant to know.
00:37:09Mom, I told you.
00:37:12Even now the females among you are in very great danger.
00:37:16They have put one chance left.
00:37:20Save their imports to the wolves.
00:37:22Don't.
00:37:23Guys, I'm getting scared.
00:37:25Why are only the girls in danger?
00:37:28Because they are part force sensitive.
00:37:30They are prone to the psychic vibrations.
00:37:33What can we do to protect ourselves?
00:37:36When you must pass on to read a secret that I learned too late,
00:37:40and I know it, I would still be alive to death.
00:37:45Well, come on, what is it?
00:37:47The secret is not meant for the health of the wolves.
00:37:50It is to be dealt by victory alone.
00:37:54Because of making contact with the Christians.
00:37:57Wait, what about not breaking the circle?
00:37:59Do not question.
00:38:00If you do not do exactly what I say,
00:38:03then I cannot be held responsible for the evil that may be for you.
00:38:09Kevin, we have to do what he says.
00:38:11Yes.
00:38:12But how do you know you can trust him?
00:38:14You would never believe a talking head.
00:38:16You better believe me, Buster.
00:38:18It's almost too late.
00:38:20Read out.
00:38:21Touch the Christians.
00:38:26That is.
00:38:27Touch the Christians.
00:38:29That is.
00:38:30And now.
00:38:32Did you really think that I would do you harm?
00:38:35That is.
00:38:43Get out.
00:38:46You whiskey.
00:38:49Don't get out.
00:38:52You idiot.
00:39:10I'm down.
00:39:25Melody are you all right hmm what happened to you you gotta be kidding I
00:39:35mean those lights those voices I mean what the hell did happen I don't know
00:39:41it's all a blur
00:39:43don't worry Joy there's nothing wrong with us Miki are you sure you're okay of course I am silly
00:39:52but it's so nice of you to be so concerned
00:39:59oh that I know what you'd like about now what something good and sweet to eat
00:40:05how about it goes it sounds like a marvelous idea
00:40:10something to satisfy our appetites
00:40:14come to think of it I could do it right
00:40:18come with me I could just get you
00:40:23what's the matter Kevin aren't you hungry
00:40:35how about some homemade peach
00:40:43Kevin you want to do the honors sure I guess so careful it's very very sharp
00:41:03who wants the first piece I do
00:41:14it's all moist and sticky it's just how I like it do you have some sure
00:41:43oh I'm sorry you could drop some on your shirt oh that's okay no harm done I'll clean it off
00:41:50for you
00:41:50oh no really yeah I can manage
00:41:53mmm let's share
00:41:57yeah
00:41:58ah
00:41:59ah
00:42:00ah
00:42:01ah
00:42:02ah
00:42:02ah
00:42:09ah
00:42:11ah
00:42:11yeah
00:42:13okay
00:42:16They've got to be new around here, that's all there is to it.
00:42:27This looks just lucky.
00:42:29I don't know, but look at it this way.
00:42:31They're new around here, right?
00:42:34We don't know them, so obviously they don't know us.
00:42:38They don't realize what they're missing out on.
00:42:41Good point.
00:42:43Now all we've got to do is find a way to introduce ourselves.
00:42:47This fly is fabulous.
00:42:49Yeah, so is this mess.
00:42:52We'll worry about that later.
00:42:55But it's time to get ourselves cleaned up.
00:42:57Yeah, I could do for a nice hot bubble bath.
00:43:02Do you boys want to join us?
00:43:05Well, wouldn't it be a little crowded?
00:43:08Don't be silly, we can always squeeze you in.
00:43:13Yeah, you could soak our backside.
00:43:16Oh no, we wouldn't dream of intruding on your privacy.
00:43:20We wouldn't?
00:43:21No.
00:43:24You guys go ahead, tidy up, we'll wait for you down here.
00:43:27We will, but, but...
00:43:30Well, suit yourselves.
00:43:32You boys will wait for us, won't you?
00:43:35Yes.
00:43:36Oh yeah.
00:43:36Don't run off.
00:43:38Oh, don't worry, we won't.
00:43:41Good.
00:43:42We'll be back in three shakes.
00:43:55Bubble bath.
00:43:56Bubble bath.
00:43:58You stupid little...
00:43:58You stupid little...
00:44:00What the hell was that all about, dude?
00:44:04Why did you turn them down?
00:44:06Why did we let you turn them down?
00:44:08Are we stupid or something?
00:44:10Listen, haven't you guys noticed something different about those girls?
00:44:13Yeah, they're actually like us.
00:44:15No, since we first got here.
00:44:17They've changed.
00:44:19Yeah.
00:44:20I thought it was my imagination.
00:44:22Maybe we're just getting used to them.
00:44:24I don't know.
00:44:26Their personalities have changed.
00:44:28And their bodies.
00:44:30Yeah.
00:44:31What?
00:44:33Whatever it was happened during that seance, so maybe they got possessed by something.
00:44:37I'm getting serious.
00:44:38How else would you explain it?
00:44:41I don't want to explain it.
00:44:43I just want to enjoy it.
00:44:45Yeah.
00:44:46Me too.
00:44:51Oh boy, I've been sleeping with Abba.
00:45:03Your friend Yimini sucks on my chimney.
00:45:11What makes you think there's something wrong with them?
00:45:13For one thing, the way they're acting.
00:45:15And another, that guy in the crystal ball.
00:45:17He was for real, unless you think we're all hallucinating.
00:45:20Okay, suppose something has happened.
00:45:22Suppose something from hell has gotten into them.
00:45:25What do you expect us to do?
00:45:26Call Ghostbusters?
00:45:28I don't know.
00:45:29This is not something advanced trigonometry has prepared me for.
00:45:32Well, if they do have a bad case of demons,
00:45:35shouldn't we best clear out?
00:45:37That's not very heroic.
00:45:38No, but it is smart.
00:45:40Let me think.
00:45:42The best thing we should do is hang around,
00:45:44at least until we figure out what we're up against.
00:45:46Okay.
00:45:46Keep an eye on them.
00:45:47Yeah.
00:45:53Too bad those dirty ones aren't they?
00:45:55I think we're doing fine.
00:45:57I know that.
00:45:58I know.
00:45:58I know I know.
00:46:01I know.
00:46:01You're washing dirty girls.
00:46:05Delicious.
00:46:07Delicious.
00:46:08Delicious.
00:46:10Delicious.
00:46:11Delicious.
00:46:11Delicious.
00:46:11Friend Yimini suck on my chimney.
00:46:17Thank you so much for not shooting on their privacy.
00:46:37Guys, this is for their own good.
00:46:38We owe it to them to make sure they're alright.
00:46:56Whoa, are they alright?
00:46:58Alright!
00:47:00Alright!
00:47:00Alright!
00:47:01Let me see.
00:47:12Holy shit!
00:47:15This is great!
00:47:16Give me a turn, dude!
00:47:17Wait a second!
00:47:32Oh wow!
00:47:35Look at all those bubbles.
00:47:38You've had long enough.
00:47:39No way, dude!
00:47:41Find your own keyhole!
00:47:42I was here first!
00:47:43Knock it off!
00:47:43You guys don't hear us!
00:47:46So what?
00:47:46I don't think they're very shy to me.
00:47:48That's my point.
00:47:49Do you still think those are the same three girls who invited us over here tonight?
00:47:53I don't know.
00:47:54But I'm starting not to care.
00:47:56You better care.
00:47:57Something is very wrong here.
00:47:58Who knows what they're capable of.
00:48:00I'd love to find out!
00:48:02That's the last thing we should do.
00:48:04Under no circumstances should any of us let them touch us.
00:48:06You've got to stay cool.
00:48:08I'm about to suck out of my shoes!
00:48:15I'm so mad!
00:48:21It's fitting we have no eggs!
00:48:28Alright guys, keep going.
00:48:30We've got to work out a plan.
00:48:31Did you see the hooters on us, babes?
00:48:33I know, I know.
00:48:34But first things first, we've got to get those nerds out of there.
00:48:37Oh yeah, I forgot.
00:48:38Why don't we just keep the door out and drag them out?
00:48:41No!
00:48:42And risk spoiling the girls' mood?
00:48:44No, this calls for some covert activity.
00:48:46Huh?
00:48:48Snakey stuff.
00:48:49Jiminy!
00:48:50Oh my god!
00:48:57Ah!
00:49:18I don't know how you expect me to handle it if Marcy starts coming on to me.
00:49:22Try not to think about sex.
00:49:24Well that's easy for you to say.
00:49:26Think about something else.
00:49:27Think about baseball.
00:49:28Baseball, yeah.
00:49:30Getting to first base, second base, slamming it home, going all the way!
00:49:35On second thought, forget baseball.
00:49:37Freddy, will you come help me with something in my room?
00:49:41No!
00:49:42Oh!
00:49:42Oh please!
00:49:44I, I, what do I do?
00:49:46Go with it.
00:49:47But remember what I said.
00:49:49Keep cool and hands off.
00:49:52Right.
00:49:55Do you think you can handle it alone?
00:49:57I hope so.
00:49:58We can't let them get us all hot and bothered.
00:50:01Speaking of hot and bothered, I'm gonna go get a drink of water.
00:50:05You want anything?
00:50:05No, I'm fine.
00:50:10Do you want to play with me?
00:50:13My mommy and daddy are gone and we're all alone.
00:50:18Let's play doctor.
00:50:24Come on, we can do it in the backyard.
00:50:33Someone's come.
00:50:44What the hell?
00:50:45Well this is all over.
00:50:47We're gonna have to have a long talk with those guys.
00:50:51Hey Mickey, where'd you go?
00:50:53There.
00:50:56You Tarzan.
00:50:58We Jane.
00:51:02Let's get primitive.
00:51:12Now it's my turn to examine you.
00:51:15Look.
00:51:16Why don't we play a different game?
00:51:17How about hide and seek?
00:51:19Do I get to be it?
00:51:20Sure.
00:51:21You count to ten and I'll go hide.
00:51:23One, two, three, four, five, eight.
00:51:24Hold on.
00:51:25Give me a chance.
00:51:26One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.
00:51:35Ready or not, here I come.
00:51:37Mom.
00:51:42Mama?
00:51:48Mom?
00:51:54Mom!
00:52:21Let me go.
00:52:22Let me go.
00:52:23Good.
00:52:24Now let's go get the other two.
00:52:29You son of a bitch, just get me out of here!
00:52:33Are you still hungry?
00:52:34Not really.
00:52:35Good.
00:52:40I think I hear Cheetah calling.
00:52:45It's a white rhino!
00:52:47Where?
00:53:01Dwayne, come on out.
00:53:04I don't want to play this anymore.
00:53:08Dwayne, where are you?
00:53:12Come on out this instant!
00:53:25Okay, I'm gonna kill him. I'm gonna kill him as soon as I get out of here!
00:53:44Two down, one to go.
00:53:46Yeah, where's JJ?
00:53:48He must have started without him.
00:53:50Looks like I'll have to give him a good time lashing.
00:53:58Oh, you taste so bad.
00:54:02Nothing but USDA prime, baby.
00:54:07Well, help yourself.
00:54:29More of that.
00:54:41Hi.
00:54:42Hi.
00:54:43Melody, are you all right?
00:54:46Mm-hmm.
00:54:49Would you like to hear us some music?
00:54:52Sure, I guess so.
00:54:55Hey!
00:54:56You love me for another guy, cuter than I.
00:55:12He's a Santa Monica Boulevard boy, hanging out with a boy at the door.
00:55:17He's a Santa Monica Boulevard boy, acting much more than poor boy.
00:55:23When he flexes his muscles, he's got you on the hook.
00:55:29When he wiggles his head, he's got you in a fit.
00:55:34He's a Santa Monica Boulevard boy, hanging out with a boy at the door.
00:55:39He's a Santa Monica Boulevard boy, acting much more than poor boy.
00:55:56He's a Santa Monica Boulevard boy, hanging out with a boy at the door.
00:56:02He's a Santa Monica Boulevard boy, acting much more than poor boy.
00:56:18He's a Santa Monica Boulevard boy, acting much more than poor boy.
00:56:22He's a Santa Monica Boulevard boy, hanging out with a boy at the door.
00:56:24He's a Santa Monica Boulevard boy, acting much more than poor boy.
00:56:30You never know what you'll find
00:56:33On the corner of S.M. and Vine
00:56:35You never know what you'll do
00:56:38When you're God-like boys instead of you
00:56:41It's Santa Monica Boulevard, boy
00:56:43Hanging out with those boys in the store
00:56:46It's Santa Monica Boulevard, boy
00:56:49He's acting much more than boy
00:56:52Santa Monica, boy
00:56:54I want you
00:56:56Santa Monica, boy
00:56:59Please come back
00:57:03Santa Monica, boy
00:57:05Come on
00:57:14Boulevard, boy
00:57:20Uh, hi
00:57:29Well, hello
00:57:30Where did you come from?
00:57:33Oh, me?
00:57:34I'm a plumber
00:57:35Somebody called about a leaky faucet
00:57:37You don't say
00:57:40Uh, yeah
00:57:41Normally I'd ask them to bring it in
00:57:43But since I was in the neighborhood
00:57:46You thought you'd make a house call?
00:57:48Yeah, something like that
00:57:51Uh, did you remember to bring your snake?
00:57:55Oh, um
00:57:56I never go anywhere without my snake
00:57:58Oh, good
00:58:00Because while you're here
00:58:02I'd like for you to check out my pipes
00:58:05Oh, I'd, uh, love to
00:58:13Well, surprise, surprise
00:58:15If it isn't the president of the Hitler U
00:58:17This time you've gone too far
00:58:19That's where you're wrong, friend
00:58:21It's you three who have gone too far
00:58:23Disobeying a direct order from a senior fraternity brother?
00:58:27What would the manual say about this?
00:58:29You know where you can stick that manual, dude?
00:58:31Where's the rest of the goon squad?
00:58:33Oh, I imagine they're making the acquaintance of the Triad of Pies even as we speak
00:58:37The girls?
00:58:38You son of a bitch
00:58:39Don't worry
00:58:40We'll make your apologies for having to leave early
00:58:43Listen, Phil
00:58:44I know we broke the rules
00:58:45We deserve what's coming to us
00:58:46But I have got to warn you about those girls
00:58:48Oh, what's the matter with them?
00:58:50They got a disease?
00:58:51Worse than that dickhead
00:58:53They're possessed
00:58:55Yeah, right
00:58:57We're serious
00:58:58There was a seance with this crystal ball
00:58:59And they started acting strange
00:59:01The only thing strange is why three gorgeous dolls would waste their time on losers like you
00:59:08But never fear
00:59:09We'll take care of that
00:59:11Stay away from them
00:59:12They are evil
00:59:28You're so big and strong
00:59:33Have you ever done any acting?
00:59:36Me?
00:59:38No, what do you mean?
00:59:40Because I want to give you a bit part
00:59:44Oh, that sounds great
00:59:47A bit, what?
00:59:49Ah!
00:59:52Holy shit!
00:59:53Not that!
00:59:55Ah!
00:59:56Ah!
00:59:57I don't care whether you believe us or not
00:59:59I'm just telling you to stay away from those girls
01:00:01You're not in a position to tell me anything
01:00:04It's your ass, dude
01:00:05Yeah, well as much as I'd love to stand around and listen to ghost stories all night
01:00:09I'm afraid I must leave you, gentlemen
01:00:11You see, I'm not too keen on sloppy seconds
01:00:14Why you, I oughta
01:00:16I'll be back to settle it with you later
01:00:20Goonhead!
01:00:21Boogerhead!
01:00:28Mine got away
01:00:32Mine didn't
01:00:50Don't tell me you're the maid
01:00:53Don't tell me you're another plumber
01:00:57He's cute
01:00:59If I knew the 80 pies were this friendly
01:01:01I'd have stopped by sooner
01:01:02Mm-hmm
01:01:05We'll save some for Marcy
01:01:07Who's Marcy?
01:01:09I am
01:01:10My goodness
01:01:11Don't you look young and innocent?
01:01:17Oh, wow
01:01:19Great!
01:01:20Maybe next time you can knock really something heavy onto my head
01:01:23Quick come planning and try and help us out here
01:01:24Yeah, we're all in this together
01:01:25Don't remind me
01:01:27Try and shift around behind me and undo these ropes
01:01:29If Hedini here would get his foot out of my ass, maybe I could
01:01:32Hey, watch what you're grabbing
01:01:33How can I?
01:01:35Help me!
01:01:36I think I've got it
01:01:38I don't think I've got it
01:01:40I don't think I've got it
01:01:47This is my room
01:01:49Who's your decorator?
01:01:50Marcy did it all by herself
01:01:53She likes to collect things
01:01:55Sounds like fun
01:01:57Have a seat
01:01:58I'm gonna slip into something comfortable
01:02:02You girls like to play with things too?
01:02:05Yeah
01:02:07What have you got for us to play with?
01:02:11Something for...
01:02:14Hard...
01:02:16Throbbing...
01:02:16I think I can manage something like that
01:02:19Hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry
01:02:24It's party time
01:02:25Hey, what's going on?
01:02:28Well...
01:02:28You asked us if we'd like to play with things
01:02:32Yeah, but those are some serious looking toys
01:02:34You're not playing in any rough stuff, are you?
01:02:36What's the matter, big boy?
01:02:38Can't you take it?
01:02:39Hey, I can take anything
01:02:41As long as it doesn't hurt too much
01:02:44Baby...
01:02:45You always hurt the ones you love
01:02:47Hurry, hurry, hurry
01:02:49That's right up, lady
01:02:50Whoa, now, hold on, girl
01:02:51Can't we take this over?
01:02:53Ah!
01:02:54Ah!
01:02:54Fun, fun, but...
01:02:55Ah!
01:02:56Ah!
01:02:58Whoa!
01:02:58Uh-oh!
01:02:59Ah!
01:03:00No, man
01:03:01Hey!
01:03:02Ah!
01:03:02No, no, no, not in the face!
01:03:05Why didn't you tell us you had a Swiss Army knife in your jockey shorts?
01:03:09Sorry, dude, I forgot
01:03:10Forget about it, let's go
01:03:17Hey, that sounds like Phil's voice
01:03:19Sounds like it's coming from down here
01:03:20Come on
01:03:27Wait!
01:03:28Shut up!
01:03:29Aren't you getting tired of this?
01:03:30Not me
01:03:31I can go out all night
01:03:33Please, stop!
01:03:34I'll do anything you want!
01:03:36Anything?
01:03:37Yes, just untie me
01:03:38Can't do it
01:03:39You can't?
01:03:41No, you might try to run away and spoil our fun
01:03:44Fun?
01:03:45You call this fun?
01:03:46What kind of girls are you, anyway?
01:03:49Why, what kind of girls do you think we are?
01:03:53That's right up!
01:03:54Thank you, that's the correct one
01:03:55Oh, that's why I like it!
01:04:01What have we got in here?
01:04:04Oh, something I know you'll all enjoy
01:04:07I'll bet
01:04:09Don't fight over it
01:04:10There's plenty to go around
01:04:12We were hoping you'd say that
01:04:21Oh, Jesus!
01:04:23What have you got in mine?
01:04:26No, please don't
01:04:48Holy cow, did you see what happened?
01:04:50Yeah, she bit him in the cojones and that was the end of him
01:04:51He just disintegrated
01:04:53They should have listened to us
01:04:54They sure made an ash out of him
01:04:56We have got to do something about this
01:04:58Yeah, but what?
01:04:59Can you imagine telling this to the cops?
01:05:01I know
01:05:01And we can't do anything to hurt the girls either
01:05:03Remember, it's not their fault
01:05:05It's whatever's inside them
01:05:06Well, maybe we should get their stomachs pumped
01:05:08That won't work
01:05:09We need an exorcist or something
01:05:11That's it
01:05:12That's what'll do it
01:05:13Oh, and just where are we gonna find one?
01:05:16In the yellow pages?
01:05:17Don't be a moron
01:05:19I think what we need to do is contact a church or a synagogue
01:05:21Or something like that
01:05:22Don't you think it's kinda late to be going around waking up priests?
01:05:25This is an emergency, isn't it?
01:05:27Here it is
01:05:28Exorcist
01:05:29What?
01:05:30Let me see
01:05:31Lanchester Perrin, exorcist
01:05:33Specializing in demons, hobgoblins, and poltergeists
01:05:36Satisfaction guaranteed
01:05:3724 hour service
01:05:39All major credit cards accepted
01:05:41Only in California
01:05:43Someone's coming
01:05:44Grab the phone
01:05:58Jesus, that was close
01:05:59Quick, dial the phone before someone else comes
01:06:05Good, it's ringing
01:06:07Hello?
01:06:09Yes, I'm in need of an exorcism
01:06:11No, no, not me personally
01:06:13Demon possession, I think
01:06:15Urgent, yeah, I'd say it was urgent
01:06:17No, tomorrow afternoon is too late
01:06:19Can't you come tonight?
01:06:21Time and a half after midnight?
01:06:24Alright, look, never mind the cost
01:06:25Just get over to 943 Sorority Row
01:06:28And meet us in the garage, okay?
01:06:31Thanks
01:06:32He's on his way
01:06:33Great, let's get out of here
01:06:49Yes?
01:06:49You called for an exorcist?
01:06:51Yeah
01:06:51Lanchester Perrin
01:06:53Thank goodness you're here
01:06:54My name's Kevin
01:06:55This is Freddy
01:06:55And this is Dwayne
01:06:56Nice to meet you
01:06:57Where's the spook?
01:06:59In the house
01:07:00There are three of them
01:07:01No one told me anything about three
01:07:03That's going to cost extra
01:07:04Okay, fine
01:07:06Wait a minute
01:07:07How do we know this guy's for real?
01:07:09You doubt my credibility?
01:07:10I'll have you know
01:07:11I'm a leading authority of the supernatural in North America
01:07:14Second only to Von Helsing and the entire world
01:07:17Calm down, dude
01:07:18Don't piss this guy off, he's our only hope
01:07:21He looks like a wacko to me
01:07:22What do you expect from an exorcist who takes American Express?
01:07:26Besides, what choice have we got?
01:07:29Heart pills?
01:07:30Breath mints
01:07:31I had shawarma for dinner
01:07:33Let's get started
01:07:34Look, now before we begin
01:07:35I must know some of the details
01:07:38The age and sex of the possessed
01:07:40About 19 or 20, all females
01:07:43And when was it that they displayed the first signs of abnormality?
01:07:49Earlier this evening we were playing a game
01:07:51Using a crystal ball
01:07:53That's nothing to be playing with
01:07:55I remember a twelve year old back east
01:07:59Couldn't keep her hands off the Ouija board
01:08:01The next thing you knew
01:08:02She was talking like a sailor
01:08:04Spitting up pea soup
01:08:06And jacking off with religious artifacts
01:08:08That sounds familiar, were you involved with that?
01:08:10Was I involved?
01:08:12I performed the exorcism myself
01:08:14But did I get any credit for it?
01:08:16Did I get any royalties?
01:08:18No
01:08:19I didn't even get invited to the preview
01:08:20Ungrateful pastors
01:08:22Father, let's get back to business
01:08:24I'm not your father you little shit
01:08:26I'm not even a priest
01:08:29So calm down, take it easy dude
01:08:31Oh no, wait, wait
01:08:33Oh yes, and in what ways have these spirits manifested themselves?
01:08:37Well, they seem to be pretty horny
01:08:41Increased sexual appetite
01:08:42I'll say, they're like animals
01:08:45That may mean a number of things
01:08:47What else have they done?
01:08:49Well, they disintegrated our friend
01:08:52Actually, that's not true
01:08:54They didn't disintegrate
01:08:55No, he wasn't our friend
01:08:57In fact, he was kind of an asshole
01:08:58He sure was
01:08:59Yeah
01:09:00Well, how did this happen?
01:09:02They bit him
01:09:04They bit his dork and he crumbled to dust
01:09:06Oh my god
01:09:08I know, it's pretty disgusting
01:09:10Well no, that's not what I mean
01:09:12This is no ordinary demon you have here
01:09:14This is a succubus
01:09:16A succu-what?
01:09:18A succubus
01:09:19It is an evil spirit who seeks to satisfy its incredible lust with mortal men
01:09:24Destroying them in the process
01:09:25That sounds like it alright
01:09:27You mean there are three of them?
01:09:28There's probably only one
01:09:29But it can possess a body of many at the same time
01:09:33How do we get rid of it?
01:09:35First I must exercise it from the girls' bodies
01:09:38Otherwise, if any harm comes to the succubus it would affect them as well
01:09:42And once it's out of them?
01:09:44Then we must fight it in its true form
01:09:47That's easier said than done
01:09:49Now the succubus, like its male counterpart the incubus, is of the lowest order of demons
01:09:54It's thick skinned and stupid
01:09:56But they've been known to put up quite a battle
01:09:59What should we do?
01:10:00I will need all of you on hand to assist me
01:10:02I'm not going into this alone
01:10:04This is an ornery mother
01:10:05I will need a variety of herbs
01:10:07Mickey's got a spice rack in the kitchen
01:10:09I'll go get it
01:10:12We should also have something to confine the spirits with
01:10:14They won't sit still for an exorcism
01:10:17I think I saw some rope back here
01:10:20What do you want me to do?
01:10:21Well, you may have the most important job of all
01:10:24Now someone has to distract the demon while we secure it
01:10:28You mean be a decoy?
01:10:30No way, not me
01:10:32You get yourself another boy
01:10:40Good, no one home
01:10:43I can't get out of this alive
01:10:46Yoo-hoo!
01:10:48Anyone home?
01:10:50Come out, come out, wherever you are
01:10:53Where are you, my little succubuses?
01:10:57Succubi
01:11:09Step into my parlor, said this spider to the fly
01:11:15Looks like the prodigal's pledge has returned
01:11:19And just in time for dessert
01:11:23Look girls, can we talk this over?
01:11:26Gotta run!
01:11:30Here they come!
01:11:31Go, go, go!
01:12:02How can you stand it?
01:12:04Stand why?
01:12:07Untied.
01:12:08We'll take you all off.
01:12:11We'll make you feel like real men.
01:12:15That! How can you listen to it?
01:12:17The first rule of exorcism is never fraternize with demons.
01:12:21No matter what they say, always ignore them.
01:12:24Give it to me.
01:12:26Give me your throbbing python of love.
01:12:29Yes, baby, let me do a lure on your wing-wing.
01:12:34Isn't it hard?
01:12:36I mean, isn't it hard to ignore them?
01:12:39It takes years of practice and almost superhuman discipline
01:12:43to resist their wiles.
01:12:46Of course, if you have an old war wound like mine,
01:12:48it can be pretty easy.
01:12:53Be gone! Hear me, demon!
01:12:56You're a man from hell.
01:12:57I exorcise you.
01:12:59The bodies of these innocent mothers.
01:13:01Blow it out your ass!
01:13:05Linger no longer in these mortal shells.
01:13:08I cast you out in pain.
01:13:11I don't bother where it are, me boo.
01:13:14I don't think they're taking this in the proper spirit.
01:13:17I wonder if it's gonna work.
01:13:18Get out of here, you old bat!
01:13:21It's the first of the month and I'm kicking you out.
01:13:23Hit the bricks!
01:13:25Be gone!
01:13:26Never dunk towels again.
01:13:28Why don't you sit on that thing?
01:13:31Scram!
01:13:32Or are you too ashamed to show your ugly face?
01:13:46You did it!
01:13:48Well, that wasn't as hard as I thought.
01:13:52Oh, dudes, what's happening?
01:13:55It's not over yet.
01:13:57I thought you destroyed it.
01:13:59I told you.
01:14:00Getting rid of a succubus isn't that easy.
01:14:03Now that it doesn't inhabit human host anymore,
01:14:06it's going to try to destroy every soul it comes in contact with before moving on.
01:14:11Whose souls are you talking about?
01:14:13Ours.
01:14:14You never mention that part.
01:14:16It's too late now.
01:14:18Look!
01:14:29Who dares to challenge me?
01:14:34I dare to challenge you.
01:14:38I and all the forces of good.
01:14:47Well, so much of the forces of good.
01:14:49Let's get out of here.
01:14:52Oh, Christ, it's locked!
01:14:55No one will leave here.
01:14:57You will all die.
01:15:01So long as I live and breathe, you won't harm another living soul.
01:15:05Hideous hag from hell!
01:15:06Sticks and stones may break my bones.
01:15:10But words will never hurt me.
01:15:13Well, this ought to hurt you, you douchebag.
01:15:16Give me the herbs.
01:15:26It didn't work.
01:15:28The potion didn't work!
01:15:31You think your backyard hulu is any matter for me?
01:15:35Get in line, boys.
01:15:37You're going on a one-way trip to Lucifer Land.
01:15:40Captain, the crystal is the source of her power.
01:15:44Destroy it and she'll be trapped forever in limbo.
01:15:47Who asked you, sister?
01:15:49Didn't your mommy ever teach you not to be a paddle table?
01:15:53That's it!
01:15:54We forgot to smash that crystal.
01:15:56You and what army?
01:15:58Just who do you think you're screwing around with here?
01:16:01I don't know who you are, but you look like one gnarly old bitch to me.
01:16:06Kevin!
01:16:08You'll regret that remark shortstop!
01:16:11Says you!
01:16:12Yeah, why don't you take your face in for a retread?
01:16:15Now you're really pissing me off!
01:16:18I'll fry your lungs with tempura!
01:16:20Who's first?
01:16:22Kevin, remember the winning homecoming play?
01:16:25I sure do.
01:16:2929, 45, 17, hike!
01:16:33Hike! Hike!
01:16:57Hey!
01:16:59Ow!
01:17:02Way to go, dude!
01:17:05My hero!
01:17:07Oh!
01:17:08Did you feel any different?
01:17:10No, not at all.
01:17:11I just can't remember anything that happened.
01:17:13Me either.
01:17:15I got this funny taste in my mouth.
01:17:18Me too.
01:17:19Oh, don't worry about that.
01:17:21It's all over now.
01:17:23And at least a couple of good things came out of it.
01:17:25Really?
01:17:26Like what?
01:17:27We'll tell you later.
01:17:31Hey, wait!
01:17:32Don't go!
01:17:33I have to.
01:17:33I'll send you my bill.
01:17:35Why don't you stick around?
01:17:36Yeah, there might be some pie left.
01:17:38No, I really have to go.
01:17:40I have an appointment at dawn tomorrow.
01:17:42A vampire's staking in the valley.
01:17:44You don't want to be late for that.
01:17:46Or too early, either.
01:17:49Ciao!
01:17:50Bye!
01:17:50Bye!
01:17:54What do we do now?
01:17:56Well, I don't know if I mentioned it before,
01:17:59but does anybody like to play Twister?
01:18:02Twister?
01:18:03Yeah!
01:18:09Right quick for you.
01:18:13You're doing this on purpose.
01:18:16This isn't perfect.
01:18:17What?
01:18:21Okay, right foot red.
01:18:23Uh-oh!
01:18:24Wait, wait, wait, wait.
01:18:26Woo!
01:18:28Woo!
01:18:30Woo!
01:18:31Woo!
01:18:34Woo!
01:18:47Woo!
01:18:49Woo!
01:18:49Woo!
01:18:51Woo!
01:18:52Woo!
01:18:53Woo!
01:18:55Woo!
01:18:59Two-headed transplant
01:19:05Born in the chaos
01:19:08But science gonna ride
01:19:10The genes were splashed behind
01:19:13A microscopic eye
01:19:15With bloodstained hands
01:19:18Surges underneath the gun
01:19:20A stitch in time
01:19:23Killed time
01:19:24Two heads are best in none
01:19:26CREDIBLE, CREDIBLE, CREDIBLE, CREDIBLE, CREDIBLE, CREDIBLE
01:19:30Who had a threat plan?
01:19:32CREDIBLE, CREDIBLE, CREDIBLE, CREDIBLE, CREDIBLE, CREDIBLE
01:19:35Who had a threat plan?
01:19:37Her shapely alcohol nurse gets in the town
01:19:42She goes to see a friend and hears that he's been drowned
01:19:46Yo, brother!
01:20:02I fell asleep on the RGD and I missed all my stops
01:20:10Woke up at a gypsist out front where the witches shop
01:20:17They had assorted notions, potions and lusias
01:20:21But when it's up, big sticks
01:20:26Pulled out my credit card
01:20:28Guess what I picked?
01:20:32I got a brain in a jar
01:20:36Keep it under my bed
01:20:39I got a brain in a jar
01:20:43I have nicknamed him Fred
01:20:48He gives me lots of girls
01:20:51Who come to see
01:20:53My biological curiosity
01:21:05Brain
01:21:09Jar
01:21:13Fred
01:21:17Brain jar Fred
01:21:19Yeah
01:21:20I got a voice
01:21:37How's it going, Greg?
01:21:45Arg
01:21:49You better get bigger
01:21:49Take off
01:21:49I got more
01:21:49Expecting
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